Here It Comes - Bunds Tumble Following News Sarkozy, Merkel To "Make Announcement" On Greece Today

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Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:25 | 1662917 oogs66
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they will announce eurobonds to take effect in 3 years, but all is good!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:25 | 1662918 Id fight Gandhi
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Europe is all over the place, up down up down.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:26 | 1662922 The Onion Of Tw...
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Mr. Shit meet Mr. Fan

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:31 | 1662937 tocointhephrase
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Mr. Fan meet Mr. Spray, Mr. Spray meet Mr. Wall. Now don't go making any mess...ok?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:43 | 1662963 RemiG2010
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Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:59 | 1663021 Hedge Jobs
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instead of "Merkozy" we should call the merkel / sarkozy double act the "Smerks" like those underwater cartoon caroon characters the "snorks". But unlike the snorks who had snorkels on their heads the Smerks have big dicks on their heads instead.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:31 | 1662924 GeneMarchbanks
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Can kicking? It will be an announcement about an upcoming announcement on whether or not we'll have unicorn backed bonds at some point in the future.

Or they'll announce Gold backing for the Euro. (I can dream, can't I?)

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:53 | 1662999 Chaffinch
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Yep, we can all dream! Seriously though, at the point where 'tail risk' happens and gold gets revalued, won't that be a great way for the CBs to make everything fine again (those CBs that have any gold left, after selling so much to dampen the price, that is)?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:28 | 1662925 Sequitur
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If they give Greece das boot, the banks will take a big hit, but, in the long run it is for the best.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:31 | 1662940 Apostle of Unknown
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They are incapable of long term thinking. That's exactly why they won't give Greece das boot today.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:48 | 1662976 Mae Kadoodie
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If anyone gets the boot it should be Italy.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:03 | 1663030 Mitzibitzi
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Yeah, but they have plenty of the shiny yellow stuff, so I can't see them getting kicked out of bed quite yet.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:28 | 1662926 Who is John Galt
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Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:29 | 1662928 DefiantSurf
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announcement will follow EU market closing...or maybe announcement causes market closing, hard to tell...

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:29 | 1662930 papaswamp
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If they don't let the greeks default the burden on the Geran people will doom their economies. Take the pain now and you will be better later. The core problems won't change...BUT I know they will kick the can until the next time (Decemberish). Wait for everyone to be on christmas break then splat.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:30 | 1662931 Sequitur
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WHELP, glad I picked up a nice slice of FAZ yesterday, was tough to hold on through that bullshit at the close. Fuck the Financial Times.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:35 | 1662947 Who is John Galt
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Good luck with that dude! Book your profits when you can, this game is rigged!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:31 | 1662938 scratch_and_sniff
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If the euro is going anywhere here it is up, (due to the amounts of shorts that have been piled on)...anyone got any information when this speech is taking place?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:36 | 1662948 Sequitur
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^ This. Also, anyone got a good vehicle for shorting US T-bills? This has to be the trade of the decade.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:32 | 1662942 NervousRex
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"CEO of Society Demerol" the closed caption just now on Bloomie :-)

I think he'll need some demerol before this is over.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:32 | 1662943 Lord Welligton
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"The president is resolute,"

Well then. He better resolutely recapitalise his banks.

If Greece is allowed default within the Euro Ireland will definitely seek a contribution of, say, €50bn for the recapitalising of Irish banks.

Note. Anglo Irish Bank was "recapitalised" by way of "promissory" notes.

Ireland has yet to pay €30bn of this.

There will be no public appetite for easy treatment of Greece while we pay for the profligate lending by German and France banks into an Irish property bubble.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:33 | 1662944 Robslob
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US it...shaved 6 SP points of red off....

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:34 | 1662946 DefiantSurf
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I'd rather see the Iceland model

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:36 | 1662951 Who is John Galt
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And markets are GREEN!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:37 | 1662953 jbc77
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Euro markets bouncing back. Another leak for the front running kings? Rumor?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:39 | 1662955 Aloysian
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BNP will truly mean bNp

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:43 | 1662956 NuYawkFrankie
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Re. Sarkozy, Merkel To "Make Announcement"

Are they getting engaged or something?  No mention -so far at least - in the Enquirer...

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:43 | 1662964 Jehu
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Ohhhh they're already married, and a divorce would get very messy.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:45 | 1662968 GeneMarchbanks
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First of all... gross. You are sick freak who should be beaten. Secondly, kinda. Eurobonds are a shotgun wedding of some kind.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:39 | 1662957 s2man
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Watching the Eurozone fail is like watching a building collapse in slow motion.

Coming soon to a country near you...

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:40 | 1662958 Rikki-Tikki-Tavi
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How come short FTSE ETF's like XUKS and SUK2 on LSE are halted?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:50 | 1662983 NuYawkFrankie
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Traffic lights on red?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:41 | 1662960 fredquimby
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Some monetary history:

........and what Sarko and Merkel SHOULD be announcing today:


We can but hope.....

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:41 | 1662961 Jehu
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1) Economic turmoil in Europe

2) Contagion spreads

3) Authoritarian regime takes power in Europe

4) War(s) civil and otherwise.


Same old play (Napoleon, Hitler)..... different players.



Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:48 | 1662978 Maxwell Smart
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The only announcement Merkel & Sarkozy are ever going to make is that all is just fine and Greece is going to pay all debts to the last drachma, oops... euro.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:50 | 1662981 Sequitur
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Well if it's a joint statement, doesn't this mean they are bailing em out?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:50 | 1662985 Cdad
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Cdad also has a statement.  European insolvency in PIIGS nations will not be cured by statements.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:50 | 1662988 skistroni
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Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:56 | 1663011 A Dim View
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Well no, not now that he's gone short....

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 09:43 | 1663300 bankruptcylawyer
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they are announcing the gradual transition by greece from euro back to drachma. 


market will actually rally on this news when they realize how good bankruptcy is for global finances, once you get past the bumpy part. 

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