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who is john galt?
Im long ink
Bennie and the Inkjets are actually ordering 310 million of them. No more need for food stamps then. He gets the bulk discount, and he just might get free shipping to each of us also.
Good thing they're getting the bulk discount. I'd hate to think the central planners are wasting taxpayer money.
All your ink are belong to us.....
He'll make it rain for sure now!
The Fed is using 9.7 TONS OF INK PER DAY printing money.
Bureau of Engraving and Printing still "prints" the currency for the FED. The FED does it's real printing with the "magic" computer (custom titanium zero key on the keyboard). I am not sure, if the Treasury still has to print the bonds they sell, it may have gone all electronic, too. The push is to phase out paper money, and use electronic transfers for the majority of transactions. The fly in the ointment with that plan is the overseas use of the dollar as currency (hell Ecuador's whole country operates on US currency, fools).
Heidelberg should protect it's future by investing in the manufacture of ore crushing and refining equipment for the once and future money, silver and gold.
Ben "Shylock" Bernank, a pound of flesh will be required of you just above your heart! Oups forgot you don't have a heart....
here is the guy who designed the web-based app:not>do-chen
Bernanke could save a bundle if he signed up for Staples Rewards!
"That was easy!"
And if you click on the pictures you'll see the printers are made by BMW.
Does this make the printer, "The Ultimate Printing Machine"?
One outstanding feature put Heidleberg on top decades ago and what they're called says it all.
Heidleberg High Spreed Printing Press.
What a crazy new world we're living in... HP getting out of the PC business as the only quality player left and BMW getting *into* the printing business. Let's just hope the printers aren't as cheap as some of the plastic components they use in their automobiles!
Their plastic components are pretty decent, actually. It's their goddamned electric engineering that leaves a lot to be desired. Goddamn windows, sunroofs and sometimes even the AC buttons malfunction. Great driving machine otherwise.
BMW= Bernanke's Monetization Weapon...
deleted; I can't be original any more:D
ps John Galt is alive
So is Hunter Thompson. We're merely characters in his new book, "Fear and Loathing at the End."
At this point appears to be Walter Mitty.
It's that newspaper model Bernanke has his eyes on. He's getting one for Geithner for Christmas.
Not the toilet paper version?
So nobody's getting Timmy a cock punch? He's been begging for one for as long as I can remember.
Fuck yeah! High speed printing, it's what every central banker wants for Christmas a winter season gift.
Catch me if you can says Bennie.
hell, he can't even get a decent corn beef sandwich in heidelberg.........
Well I can't one in California either so we're even. That get me a printer and a cock punch?
I guess this will replace dot-matrix?
Benny is oozing the what now?
Kondratieff Winter anyone?
The only place to buy the ink cartridges is at Staples. And they're *never* on sale!
Bennie can return each old ink cartridge for $2 in Staples Rewards. He can then use the Staples Rewards to buy additional ink cartridges. If he needs more paper, he can go get giant packages of Charmin at Costco.
Who is Ron Paul?
The guy that Americans don't deserve.
Yea they really do deserve whats coming.
Agreed. But unfortunately I'm one of "they". Sigh.
Must print $$$ faster
Ben: Beautiful piece of art work . I'll take three.
german craftsmanship....makes me proud :)
That is why I drive a BMW. It's like driving a piece of art.
Deutsche Wertarbeit at its finest!
Some of the best tooling I have ever seen is German. I use to work on a Heidelberg Press when I was in my 20's. An awesome piece of equipment - very fast.
He should be ordering RepRap printing machines. Then he can print machines that print machines and then who knows!
Could just mimeograph the shit for all it's worth.
Goes to show you... the printing will not stop until morale improves.
Boy-oh-boy, here we go, again. Why don't they just add zeros to their electonic databases? Same difference.
because the german gdp doesnt go up then
does this bad boy use HP Ink, or did the Bernank also get fed up with HP's lack of direction?
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