Here Is What Happened After The Last Global Coordinated Central Bank Intervention

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Wed, 11/30/2011 - 10:53 | 1929903 WonderDawg
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I guess that's some consolation, but my fucking face is bleeding this morning.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 10:56 | 1929933 Pladizow
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Would you expect anything else from a rigged casino?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:04 | 1929984 YBNguy
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DOWS up big baby!

 

I give you the SHAM-DOW, peddled by over-eager prostitute biting showmen.

 

And the casino does not need to be rigged, 'cause the house wins every time...

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:07 | 1930004 Comay Mierda
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this means a major bank will fail this weekend lol

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:09 | 1930013 CPL
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No, worse.

 

Eight large national pension funds are going to be found empty, every country on the list contributing is in trouble.

 

Even Canada.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:12 | 1930024 YBNguy
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As for the Fed giving them more funds. I would request the Antikythera mechanism from greece as collateral - oh and a few Islands would be cool too - lets get those 57 states ;)

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:13 | 1930032 CPL
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By trouble, I mean BIG Trouble, capital T trouble kind of trouble...the same type of trouble in 2008 when congress printed a trillion to loosen up Libor. 

 

MF Global was the drive shaft for every first world nations pension funds which are tied...can't even finish this.  Good luck to all.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:18 | 1930071 YBNguy
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So I fully expect Corzine is chllin with Ken Lay on the Island.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:29 | 1930162 JesusUp
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shall we end, this motherfuckin motherfuckery

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:38 | 1930239 gmrpeabody
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I NEVER thought I'd have to say this..., but, Jesus, clean up your language!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:14 | 1930971 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Fuck, Peabody, how else can you fucking describe it? Even Aesop and your scrawny little friend Sherman calls it motherfuckery. This ain't no fractured fucking fairy tale.

 

Thu, 12/01/2011 - 17:37 | 1936398 Al Gorerhythm
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I NEVER thought that I'd have to say this...., but, fuck, clean up your blasphemy!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:56 | 1930349 Cast Iron Skillet
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oh shit, what are we gonna do without a driveshaft?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:53 | 1930847 snakeboat
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Printers don't need driveshafts.   Rev baby Rev

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:15 | 1930976 TheFourthStooge-ing
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The printer's gonna need a truss.

 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:16 | 1930050 GeneMarchbanks
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'Even Canada.'

You make it sound as if Canada is full of bright, savy people. It isn't. I'm sorry you Canadian you.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:29 | 1930164 fonestar
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We do have lots of sophisticated (smug) people here though!

 

Celine Dion bitchez!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:43 | 1930270 Leopold B. Scotch
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A nation that created Canadian Bacon and brought us John Candy can't be all that bad.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:01 | 1930909 Jumbotron
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Celine Dion bitchez!

Now that's some funny shit !

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:28 | 1930152 fonestar
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Yes, even me here in Canada!

 

"Liquidity problems" == Global diarrhea

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:01 | 1930374 Doña K
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Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.

I guess it's also contagious and all banks have it now. Hence your equation is correct  

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:41 | 1930254 Loose Caboose
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Even Canada.

Yup.  It's like getting that letter in the mail informing you that you may (probably) have been exposed to a STD.  Not that I would know anything about that first hand *shifty eyes*.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:09 | 1930947 ucsbcanuck
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Did you lend money to Santander?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:19 | 1932022 Frosty Gary
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For the record, CPL just makes up bullshit constantly.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:14 | 1930045 NumberNone
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Hell Yeah!  Banks quit lending to each other, financial system getting ready to collapse but the Fed steps up with another couple cases of Dom to keep the party going.  Could there be a better time to party hard in the markets?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:30 | 1930165 my puppy for prez
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They should serve Prosecco in honor of Italy's implosion/bankster takeover!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:08 | 1930008 The Limerick King
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To those who think markets are free

You're flirting with insolvency

It's their game, it's their chips

They make highs, they make dips

It's the hallmark of Kleptocracy

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:17 | 1930983 TheFourthStooge-ing
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I applaud you, your highnesty.

 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:14 | 1930042 TheGameIsRigged
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The levels that these people are willing to sink to is just mind-blowing....

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:48 | 1930296 whstlblwr
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On a more cheery note. This bullshit helps Ron Paul win.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:02 | 1930913 Jumbotron
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"On a more cheery note. This bullshit helps Ron Paul win."

*** Warning ***

Crack head posting.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 10:57 | 1929939 4realmoney
Wed, 11/30/2011 - 10:59 | 1929956 homersimpson
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FAZ and I are in pain this morning.. but I know she'll be there tomorrow morning.. or next week to make up for all of this fraudulent banksta work.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:04 | 1929982 CPL
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Just sell,  DO NOT HOLD IT.

 

These aren't stocks.  They are X3 ETF's, thermonuclear weapons grade trading instruments.  Now with the printing that will happen this week you'll lose every penny.  Dump and stay still.  Sometimes you don't have to trade and unfortuantely FAZ is a good way to get your licks in learning how to trade.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:08 | 1930009 i root for that...
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agreed. Plus you don't get in fight with crazy people in street - you go around them. Today's market is insane, with PMI and ADP both "better than expected", no need to fight it. we could see 500 points pop easily. 3X ETF is only for day trading, IMO.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:13 | 1930030 gmrpeabody
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I never touch anything stronger than the DOG.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:12 | 1930494 Raphio
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Us bitches gotta take our lumps

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:14 | 1930036 Captain Kink
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don't hold it. I agree.  know when you're licked and live to fight another day.  USD will be everywhere, and demand for US assets will be higher.  The hedge funds and bots can run this quite far with the Fed Winds at their back.  You'll know when to reestablish the short. 

 

Please note, Cramer said his best long for next year is GLD and his best short is XLF...yikes, Cramer? Cramer?!!!! This has shaken my conviction. I need to rethink everything.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:30 | 1930169 the 300000000th...
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Yeah he(Cramer) spun his wheel of "what do i tell them on the show today", and by chance thats where it landed

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:36 | 1930220 vato poco
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Amen. And Amen. Annnnd.....Amen!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:04 | 1929985 midgetrannyporn
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Yeah, keep buying options from the bankers to bet against the, er, bankers, that'll teach 'em! LMFAO!!

 

TO THE FAZMOBILE!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:10 | 1930019 homersimpson
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Ok I admit.. I had a good laugh with that comment. +1 FAZ share.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:12 | 1930029 jonan
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i feel your pain, i thought we were gonna rock due to yesterdays downgrades =(

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 14:19 | 1931327 tumblemore
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it's not a market. it's a rigged mood manipulation mechanism and they thought the same as you. you need to figure out what mood waves they're going to set up and then feed on the edges. guerrilla stylee.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:18 | 1930068 junkyardjack
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Leveraged ETFs are a bitch because once they lose it takes a while for them to get back to their beginning price.  You're likely better off just increasing your position size on a regular ETF.  I always wondered if you could short a leveraged ETF like shorting a Long leveraged ETF that would get the leverage working for you I would think.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:44 | 1930272 dbach
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It would take a miracle for them to get to their beginning price if you've held them for a while and the reason is that they match percentage moves of the underlying. So if you have TZA for example, buy $100 worth:

the russell goes up 3% TZA goes down 9%. Now you have $91.

next day russell goes down 3% TZA goes up 9%. You only have $99.19

So the more the market chops the more screwed you get holding them. The only way holding them works is if you can catch sequential days moving in your direction.

If only we were important enough to our brokers to be able to short both the long and short sides of the 3x ETFs we would make a killing (and risk free!).

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:01 | 1929962 TruthInSunshine
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Why would anyone (other than those GAMBLING with OPM AUM - and lacking any conscience) choose to subject themselves to the most highly rigged casino in history?

Hold real assets, invest in oneself's skills, and watch the sheeple who still have a hit of hopium left crash, yet again, as the CONfidence scam makes takes another blood transfusion.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:34 | 1930198 SilverIsKing
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You are able to bet with the house, that's why.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:24 | 1930537 Things that go bump
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In AA we call that enabling.

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