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Il Douche
Hide your (underage) bridesmaids!
Now we know why The Opera genre was born in Italy.
Seriously, lock up your daughter, wives (and grandmothers - this guy would probably hump Italian pets & livestock, too, if he no other means of bunga-bunga).
Euro-La-La Land is laughing stock, finished ...
Ok, maybe good for a Bunga Party ...
You can't keep a good cock down for long.
"He had incredible stamina"
Bunga bunga bullish.
Well sure who wouldnt, after half a bottle of Viagra.
Calling him a Womanizer isn't entirely accurate. More like Teenizer, or maybe Womanmaker?
I think the latter has a ring to it. Silvio the Womanmaker.
Hymen collector...
"Their tears are like a sweet rain."
everyone likes teenage girls
So true!
Devirigrinazer
http://www.hymenshop.com/?gclid=CIDKiOnJ3KwCFUcj3godWzghhw
So italian teens could be pepretum mobile for our dear old dirty goat
excuse me
Long cock down for good?
Not surprised. TPTB killed his Lybian friend, one of his personal close friends. I think he's just lining up some Italian cold platters to serve to some German counter parties some revenge.
As long as there is no election called, he's still in charge, people forget that. All it would take is a good night of drinking to get him to run a mean streak thinking about his friend raped with a box cutter.
one of his personal close friend??
You never heard about oil?
the "Left"? You mean "Goldman Sachs".
anyone who hates Goldman Sucks and loves hot Italian totti (plastered over every TV programme like it's essential) is a friend of mine
Bring Back Bolli ...replace that miserable Goldman cunt (administrator)
New pop song out of Italy:
The Douche, the Douche, the Douche is on fire.
The Douche, the Douche, the Douche is on fire.
The Douche, the Douche, the Douche is on fire.
We don't need no water let the Motherfucker burn.
Burn Motherfucker, burn.
Everybody here we go
Ohh Ohh
C'mon Bunga people
Ohh Ohh
Throw your hands in the air
Ohh Ohh
C'mon Bunga people
Ohh Ohh
Wave 'em like you don't care
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ooo Ooo
Everbody say Ho
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Everybody here we go
Dating yourself...
But, but, me and I, we go out all the time together...is that not okay?
The freaks come out at night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLYC7ltxOrk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjAantupsA
Cowboy hats and spandex ftw.
Nothing screams "I MEAN BUSINESS" like a red codpiece.
You win.
Back for the bitchez, bitchez
He will always be back with the advent of Viagra.
I upvoted you for proper comma usage, which has been lacking lately.
Though I am kinda fond of "Gold bitchez."
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_94wGm5Prdv0/S8OstZTSiqI/AAAAAAAAHFs/THuzSlHW2g...
Wait, sequel is : go to jail. Do not collect 200 USD.
*drumroll*
Who needs Jersey Shore when you have ZeroHedge?
Yippee! Cue the gay hairdresser, a pound of blow, and get a new set of hookers. They other girls were hired by that cunt Bernanke.
It's been said a million times over...
You can't make this shit up! It's not comical or sureal anymore. It's our reality
Bunga!
I bet you him and DSK are a fucking blast at parties though.
You would win that bet.
The most interesting uninteresting man in the world.
I don't always drink room temperature water,
But when I do, it's from the tap.
You should see their lampshade routine.
In a speech in June in Sicily to supporters, Burlesconi said there had been a national poll taken to find out if Italian women in general wanted to sleep with Burlesconi. 1/3 of respondents said, sure why not, and the other 2/3's said, what, again? The audience loved it. They like their politics to be a Fellini movie, apparently. Except that many do not want that. We'll see how they handle the technocratic follow-up..
It is our reality, but it provides plenty of laughs daily.
Well so long as it ends one day, at least you get to wake up laughing, and there is something to say for that. People in other countries will not have that.
Good point.
Barney Frank has been made the butt of dick jokes for a long time. Sylvio Berlusconi on the other hand has been made the dick of butt jokes for even longer.
Either way in politics for every butt there's a dick and for every dick there's a butt. Which is where the middleclass butt comes into play.
Word is that Barney is going to become a troop leader for Boy Scouts.
Wot? The priesthood rejected him? Not depraved enough?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBhTIoIXoTI
He's going to teach the lads valuable life skills such as pork barrelling, ass kissing, and playing the skin flute.
Note: make the EU situation even worse until Merkel changes her mind about the ECB.
"Desparate Meeting in Brussles" as just reported by Megan. I love her. She is dreaming. She said she was desparate...Now I have to make my move.
She mentioned something about the Euro too, I bet I need to buy some.
He must have shorted Italy and want to collect now!
righty-tighty... lefty-loosey or ambidextrous wanker
Welcome to Costco.
I love you.
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/2561/idiocracy2006dvdripac3e.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lt_Y2oStUgg/TZTAxHQvrLI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/LM4rvdZFeR...
The european drama queens continue
Big Hitter, Burlesqueoni...Bunga Bunga, Goonga Galoonga
a turd that just won't flush
Is he talking abt the communist president or the Goldman Sucks -implant? Or perhaps the eurocommunists in Brussels?
* BERLUSCONI SAYS HE WON'T LEAVE ITALY WITHOUT EVERYTHING HE WAS PROMISED AS A REWARD TO GO.
*BERLUSCONI SAYS HE WON'T LEAVE ITALY IN THE HANDS OF PEOPLE WHO WILL ARREST HIM.
*BERLUSCONI SAYS HE WON'T LEAVE ITALY BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE ONE BIT OF DIFFERENCE IF HE STAYS OR GOES BECAUSE THE EURO IS FUCKED, REGARDLESS.
*BERLUSCONI WANTS GOLD TO LEAVE ITALY, NONE OF THOSE DOLLARS OR EUROS.
Hey, wait a minute.
Wasn't he overheard on a wiretap saying "I can't wait to leave this s**tty f**king country"?
Maybe he's reconsidered based on the fine quality of Italian teenage prostitutes.
I am so happy we are back to emergency Meetings.....so is the Financial Times.....so are the caterers....que rumor.......
PRICELESS
* Berlusconi says won't leave his girls in the hands of anyone
He's back because his left hand feels like his cousin
He's back because his left hand feels like his cousin
It's like Days of our Lives or something. Nobody ever dies they just mysteriously go away for a bit then reappeers some time later to help the ratings.
"As the Forex Churns", "Genital Hospital" -- take yer pick! :>D
And the Serfs will cheer their masters.
J
New single "World Piece Blues" out soon.
This guy comes (back) more than Ron Jeremy.
And he's contagious!
Meanwhile, BAC has reentered its March 2009 trading range.
Shhhh, people will get suspicious regarding the economic recovery...
BUT STOCKS WERE UP YESTERDAY AND CNBC SAID EVERYTHING WAS GREAT BECAUSE OF BLACK FRIDAY
May close with a 4 handle today.
Ruh-roh.
BERLUSCONI wants to protect Italy from the LEFT? The LEFT is the least of Italy's problems...I would recommend he be more concerned about Brussels, IMF, & 'Merkozy'...but cue the music to Roman Holiday & bring on Silvio...This way Monti can set Roma on fire while Silvio Berlusconi sings...
I fail to understand his statement...does he have any say about anything? His country has been taken over by the bankers.
Well... his singing career tanked.. He needs a day job.
The country can finish quicker if they use their Right
Time to restock the bar...
Things that make me go Hummmm. Just what I was thinking. Berlusconi's back and Hugo's all stocked up....
welcome to E U
Drama severed fresh daily !
Garden variety sociopath; typical of those that seek political power.
Nothing to see here folks, move along...............
id rather have the il douche de italia run my country than il douche de euro.................
Trying to save his own Bungass.
O.K., so what exactly is going to do?
IF I said it once, I will say it a thousand time. The loony left hates Silvio because;
1) his girls were young,
2) his girls were good looking,
3) and his girls were paid for.
Unlike our Bunga Bunga Bubba who had to resort to raping MILF's and other fat assorted losers. Monica anyone? :)
I am sure you would be honored to have Silvio deflower your daughter.
I'd rather have him deflower my daughter than have Clinton rape my wife. Call me quaint, but I think concent is still relevent:)
Tough one! Don't like either option!
The whole age thing is about the idea that they are not old enough to consent. Many of the girls don't "want" to do what they are doing, so they too are being raped. Some are outright coerced, some addicted to drugs. Many paths to this destination, none are good.
I am sure those girls will all look back on their sexual experiences with fondness.
If you actually had to make such a horrific choice, your wife would rather be raped, I suspect, than let the bastard get her daughter. Even if your daughter really was hot for Silvio's wrinkled, nasty, feces stained, old prick.
Interesting. I'm curious what your take is on the Polanski incident. In your opionion, was it or was it not "Rape rape" ?
He just misses the hymens, thats all. "I like that strawberry tart over there"
while reading first comments...
i wonder if you guys think monti is not a pederast/pedophile/something against normal & natural human behavior ?
Good for him. I love this guy!
As long as you don't have to live by his bullshit, or in his country, what's not to like about Sil B.?
A helluva lot more entertaining than the pols here in the US.
http://vegasxau.blogspot.com
Well, he must realise that the best way to stay one step ahead of the law, is to subvert the law by wielding political power. In the final analysis, why should he go punished when nobody else seems to? He should consult with the squid right away. (As if he hasn't already).
Prodi: ...BurLustCony won't give in. He has lost his magic, but I am convinced he will try again.
SPIEGEL: Are you afraid of that?
Prodi: You cannot imagine how I have suffered in the last years. Wherever I went, it was all "bunga bunga". In Beijing, they laughed at my wife and me. Even in Kenya, the park rangers pointed at the monkeys in the trees and said, "Look, they are doing 'bunga bunga'."
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,800351,00.html
This is priceless. Thank you.
Was it ever much in doubt? Berlusconi's pretty nicely set up now. A year or two of nasty austerity, then the Socialists finally throw out Monti over cuts to some interest group of theirs, a quick election - and Il Cavagliere comes roaring back, this time with a fresh mandate to play hardball with the ECB.
Everybody knows, even the French in 1793, it takes a head shot to put a zombie down.
What he actually said was:
Nessuno può immaginare che io possa lasciare il Paese, le mie aziende e i cittadini nelle mani di una sinistra che tenta di occultare la tragedia del Comunismo e che, anzi, è ancora ispirata in tutte le sue azioni dall’ideologia comunista. Sono a disposizione del mio partito.
Nobody can imagine that I could leave the country, my concerns, and the citizens in the hands of a left that trys to hide the tragedy of communism and that, in fact, is further inspired in all of its actions by the communist ideology. I am at the dispostion of my party.
That completely changes the context. I couldn't help but notice that the quote in the article was a paraphrase, not even a direct quote. That speaks to a ZH agenda rather than an attempt to give us the facts. Thanks for giving us the truth! Berlusconi is just saying, then, that he is simply making himself available to serve his party and his country!
Accurate translation, by the way.
Welcome back pisan. Did you take care of that thing with Woltz for Johnny?
So what is he suggesting? That he's going to make a comeback? Or that he's going to use his money and influence behind the scenes to try to deliver Italy from the influence of the Euro-elitist left?
Personally, Italy in the hands of Bilderberger and Trilateral Commissionist Mario Monti is just as terrifying as Berlusconi! Monti was one of the architects of the Euro disaster. From last week's video of Farage, we learn the Monti wasn't even a member of Italy's parliament, but he is now the PM of Italy? Imagine a Western so-called "democracy" that is now in the hands of a technocrat that is not only unelected,but was one of the power elites who planned the entire disaster!
This only seems to get worse by the day!
Pimpin's pimpin', pimpin'.
He's a player.
He be DA MAN! Go Berlusconi!!
P.S. Hey Berli, Please invite me to your next party, I've heard they are a BLAST!
Hey I called this!
Yeah Silvio, Italy on track to shove a big f*ck you to the rest of Europe. It's all Lira, bond writedowns and no austerity.
ECB gonna print? hahahahahaha....Where does Italy get it's oil from?
True, Chump666, Italy has an illustrious history of printing. They called the COLA adjustment the escalator, "l'ascensore".
I did business with a Neapolitan dude who was in his early forties in 1996, when a coffee was going for 700-1000 lira, depending on the bar. His first job paid 100 lira per week, so maybe that's 1970 if he started as a 15-yr-old kid.
In other words, bring back the lira; the Italians are not going to do the austerity thing. They game everything -- it's the national sport.
I knew this would happen, I thought it would happen in Greece first. This whole game of giving these countries ultimatums for austerity won't work. They have not the political or financial means to allow it to happen.
Tease Berlusconi , but you guys have Obummer ....Your view of living in Italy is quite misguided too and amusing . ZeroHedge has turned into a blog of clowns. I preferred it in the earlier days.
MY PERSONAL HERO WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN. I LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH HIS EYES. ALL THAT GOOD BUNGA BUNGA YOUNG FRESH P.SSY. GOTTA LOVE THIS GUY AND I WHOLE HEARTEDLY AGREE WITH TRAV7777.
MY PERSONAL HERO WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN. I LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH HIS EYES. ALL THAT GOOD BUNGA BUNGA YOUNG FRESH P.SSY. GOTTA LOVE THIS GUY AND I WHOLE HEARTEDLY AGREE WITH TRAV7777.