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In His Own Words: Draghi's Debasement In Two Minutes

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In case you missed it. Here is Draghi's two minute diatribe, courtesy of Bloomberg TV, sprinkled liberally with every algo-headline-seeking word required to raise the perception that something actually just happened other than smoke, mirrors, and and conditional help best summarized by the phrase we used earlier to explain the Catch 22 Europe finds itself in now: "Spanish bonds soar on expectations Spanish bonds will plunge to allow Spanish bonds to soar on ECB purchases... but only after Rajoy hands in his resignation and gives the key to Spain to the IMF"




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Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:38 | Link to Comment Snakeeyes
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Portugal's 10 yr sov yield fell 40 bps, just like Spain's. Poor Draghi. This ain't going to work.

http://confoundedinterest.wordpress.com/2012/09/06/draghis-hard-road-ahead-greek-and-france-unemployment-rise/

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 14:54 | Link to Comment Dalago
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"No exact quantitative limit is set on the size of outright monetary transactions (OMT)... because we want this to be perceived fully effective backstop that removes risk from the Euro area." - (Super) Mario Draghi

 

I've been saying its fucking perception all along because its been deception all along.  Its an orchestrated rally and may be an orchestrated collapse.  What ever you do, don't listen to your governments.  Buy gold and get a gun or something smart like that.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:38 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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I wonder if any of the algo's passed out from this round of Buzzword Bingo?

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:39 | Link to Comment Fiat Currency
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SuperMario uses up his 3rd life

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:40 | Link to Comment saturn
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Sounds like full blown central cancer to me.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:39 | Link to Comment Xibalba
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Do-over.  No wait...do-over again....ok...one more time...Call Timmy...- ok, ok...this one last time...do-over...BAN SHORT SELLERS...ok, this time it will work....do-over

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:25 | Link to Comment ZeroIQ
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Do you also want to hear Draghi's definition of a "fully effective backstop"?

 

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:59 | Link to Comment MillionDollarBoner_
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A butt-plug ?!?

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:41 | Link to Comment fourchan
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E' non bene. Tutti roti.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:41 | Link to Comment DrDinkus
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call the close tomorrow

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:42 | Link to Comment MillionDollarBogus_
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Spain 5 year bond yield is down 6.19%

I'm screwed....

Forget everything I recently said about buying EU bonds... 

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:49 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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lol 

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:43 | Link to Comment daz
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potential spillover to the euro area REAL economy... 

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:43 | Link to Comment No Euros please...
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MMMM, I guess I'm being stupid here. If I were Spain and Italy I'd stop issuing bonds greater than 3 years maturity. Then raise all my re/finance on 2 or 3 year bonds bought by the ECB. After all, I meet all the conditions for unlimited bond buying, right?

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:45 | Link to Comment pazmaker
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i'm suffering from EURO news overload...help!

Crash and burn already!

 

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:45 | Link to Comment Bastiat009
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It's not like we have to let them rape us. We could always vote for the people who have been right all along but since elections are just about who is going to pay for my condom and whose father was blacker, we're not going forward, despite what they say.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:47 | Link to Comment hombreloco
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Just goes to show one cannot short corruption.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:47 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Was that as good for you as it was for him?

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:48 | Link to Comment HaroldWang
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No time for this, we have the AMZN event in an hour so we'er all buying 300+ p/e stocks today!!

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:50 | Link to Comment Abraxas
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People behind the WTO, IMF, US government, European super government and many Asian and South American countries are neo-liberal aka neo-con fascists with no ideological, religious or moral brakes and with a single-minded goal: enslavement of all. Anything these clowns say or do is to get a step closer to accomplishing this goal. Call it a conspiracy theory if you like.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:51 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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shorts scared of draghi. lulz

somebody pulled my tail! [/cowardly lion]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2qoxiDj3gI

 

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:49 | Link to Comment machineh
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Central planning, bitchez ...

This time will be different!

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:50 | Link to Comment UTICA CLUB XX PURE
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Did he say he was sterlized? Hope so...

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:50 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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The video afterwards has a blond bimbo talking about Bill Clinton's speach last night. She might as well drop down and start giving him a Lewinski right now.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:19 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Is a "Lewinski" a proper noun or a proper................

Never mind. :)

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 13:04 | Link to Comment MillionDollarBoner_
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"Lewinski" is a verb - a "do-ing" word...

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:51 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Courtesy dictates you flush after so much diarrhea.

 

Where's Cog's buttplug when you need it? ;)

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:52 | Link to Comment Inthemix96
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Here draghi, take on these wise words my good man.

Fuck off you stupid cunt.

Fixed it, see?

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:02 | Link to Comment Abraxas
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I wish he did, but he won't. You see, he only obeys his masters. He's got a task to do, and by God he'll see to it that it's done.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:56 | Link to Comment Jason T
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Central banks will own the world in 5 years time.  

 

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:58 | Link to Comment ArrestBobRubin
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Nah.... central banks won't exist in 5 years, certainly not in their current form.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:05 | Link to Comment Abraxas
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I don't see anybody threatening them, nor I see them rushing to commit suicide. Pray, tell why you think they'll disappear.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:30 | Link to Comment ArrestBobRubin
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They slit their own wrists by the day. Further debasing their fiat "currencies" and losing their gold to the East.

What channel are you watching?

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:56 | Link to Comment Abraxas
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What makes you think that what they are doing is not part of the plan?

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 13:13 | Link to Comment ArrestBobRubin
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So now suicide IS part of "the plan"? I thought you ruled that out in your first comment..

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 13:24 | Link to Comment viahj
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paper claims.  trying to take and hold possession will be a bitch.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:56 | Link to Comment tahoebumsmith
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Thomas Jefferson's worst fears have now gone global.. A world wide Ponzi scheme run by the banks and controlled by a cephalopod.

What future do you see for the children of the world?

"If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their Fathers conquered...I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies... The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs."

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:20 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Now, why you gotta go about dissing cephalopods?

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:53 | Link to Comment ArrestBobRubin
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that's just ugly anti-cephalopodism Mister

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 16:06 | Link to Comment eclectic syncretist
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I see our children rising up and putting the sociopaths in their proper place.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:57 | Link to Comment ArrestBobRubin
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Good day to buy puts on Morgan Stanley. That stinking PoS is up 3.6% on this "news" today. As a result, the 15's and 16's are down nicely. Bargain.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:12 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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to the FAZmobile!

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:01 | Link to Comment The Continental
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Do guys like Draghi and Bernanke attend classes in how to bullshit and sound authoritative simultaneously. I think there could be a market for a CBT (Central Bankerspeak Translater; also Cock and Ball Torture). For example:

Central Banker: We pull conduct continuous monetary transactions (CMTs...ooooh) and purchase short term bonds without limit and introduce liquidity to stimulate economic activity and offset recent market downside risks and suboptimal employment statistics. These CMTs will be perfectly harmless as they will be sterilized.

Common Man: I'm unemployed because the economy is in a depression. The bankers are going to flood the market with printed money and make a bookkeeping entry claiming that they did no such thing. Prices have risen so fast that I can only afford canned cat food.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:05 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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"Do guys like Draghi and Bernanke attend classes in how to bullshit and sound authoritative simultaneously."

 

No it comes naturally for sociopaths.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:47 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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It's the core of an Ivy League education.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 15:56 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Seems to be considering the sheer number of students caught plagerizing their papers.  Along with how to avoid business ethics.

^ for you

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:05 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Mario Draghula 'Vants to buy your bonds!  Muahahaha!'

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:10 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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Debasement...it's not just a place where people put their PM vaults.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:31 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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And Deplane is where the fleeing 1% put theirs.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:19 | Link to Comment CitizenPete
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OK "ocupy movement", here is your REAL chance to pester some REAL players (not just thier serfs in DC). #Occupy

http://www.sifma.org/events/2012/sifma_2012_annual_meeting/home/

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 13:31 | Link to Comment MillionDollarBoner_
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SIFMA - what a bunch of cock-gobbling arseholes!

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:29 | Link to Comment q99x2
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He looks a lot older than he did last week.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:37 | Link to Comment steve from virginia
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Good grief!!

 

The ECB will lend to sovereigns in the place of the banks who would ordinarily lend to the sovereigns but cannot because they are broke which requires the banks be bailed out by the same sovereigns which must be bailed out by ... a bank. How ... circular!

 

The central bank is solvent while all the others are not?

 

Where is the fucking (new) money? (Sorry, Monsieur, there is no more.)

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:44 | Link to Comment Dareconomics
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Not a Skeptic, Just a Realist

Draghi Still Isn’t Winning Over Skeptics – MarketBeat – WSJ.

If you offer an opinion outside the mainstream, you are labeled a skeptic. A better term would be realist, because the mainstream is very optimistic regarding Europe. Optimistic people label those who do not share their optimism as either pessimistic or skeptical.

This bond buying program changes nothing. Europe is in the midst of a funding crunch and desperately need foreigners from outside Europe to purchase its bonds, particularly those of the PIIGS. Due to the risk of insolvency, investors are demanding higher premiums for PIIGS debt.

Interest charges are a component of national budgets so a country affected by higher rates can either raise more money through tax increase, cut spending on social programs or borrow more money. These are not exclusive choices; a government could choose a blend of these options, too.

What people do not realize is that there is no magical fourth option. Let’s discuss why that is so.

The bond buying plan looks like that fourth option, but it will eventually cause one or more of the three options I outlined above to occur, just in the richer countries supporting the poorer ones.

There is no such thing as free money. When the ECB begins purchasing bonds, it will be withdrawing an equal amount of euros from the financial system. It will also insist on the failing countries enacting “reforms,” which will lead to shrinking economies in these countries. See Greece for an example of what happens during austerity.

The ECB will purchase bonds on the open market, mostly from banks. Then, they will turn around and sell these banks the bills from the ECB to mop up this liquidity. The result is that the amount of money available for lending has not changed.

Remember those austerity conditions? Well, they will reduce tax revenues, which means that the struggling countries will have to sell even more bonds to finance themselves. Increasing the supply of these bonds while holding demand levels consistent will have the affect of lowering bond prices or raising the interest rate. This will lead to more purchases by the ECB. This will also cause the bonds that the ECB already owns to decrease in value.

The ECB is owned by the countries of the EU. If it loses value, then the taxpayers of the EU are on the hook for these losses. The rich countries will have to increase their contributions to the ECB, and they will have to cut their own budgets, raise taxes or increase borrowing to pay for this.

Even though nothing changes in the long-term, in the short-term the ECB has bought some more time. Unfortunately, using the Greek situation as a guide, this time will not be used wisely.

Read more here:

http://dareconomics.wordpress.com/2012/09/05/eurozone-deficit-math/

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:47 | Link to Comment Dareconomics
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Not a Skeptic, Just a Realist

Draghi Still Isn’t Winning Over Skeptics – MarketBeat – WSJ.

If you offer an opinion outside the mainstream, you are labeled a skeptic. A better term would be realist, because the mainstream is very optimistic regarding Europe. Optimistic people label those who do not share their optimism as either pessimistic or skeptical.

This bond buying program changes nothing. Europe is in the midst of a funding crunch and desperately need foreigners from outside Europe to purchase its bonds, particularly those of the PIIGS. Due to the risk of insolvency, investors are demanding higher premiums for PIIGS debt.

Interest charges are a component of national budgets so a country affected by higher rates can either raise more money through tax increase, cut spending on social programs or borrow more money. These are not exclusive choices; a government could choose a blend of these options, too.

What people do not realize is that there is no magical fourth option. Let’s discuss why that is so.

The bond buying plan looks like that fourth option, but it will eventually cause one or more of the three options I outlined above to occur, just in the richer countries supporting the poorer ones.

There is no such thing as free money. When the ECB begins purchasing bonds, it will be withdrawing an equal amount of euros from the financial system. It will also insist on the failing countries enacting “reforms,” which will lead to shrinking economies in these countries. See Greece for an example of what happens during austerity.

The ECB will purchase bonds on the open market, mostly from banks. Then, they will turn around and sell these banks the bills from the ECB to mop up this liquidity. The result is that the amount of money available for lending has not changed.

Remember those austerity conditions? Well, they will reduce tax revenues, which means that the struggling countries will have to sell even more bonds to finance themselves. Increasing the supply of these bonds while holding demand levels consistent will have the affect of lowering bond prices or raising the interest rate. This will lead to more purchases by the ECB. This will also cause the bonds that the ECB already owns to decrease in value.

The ECB is owned by the countries of the EU. If it loses value, then the taxpayers of the EU are on the hook for these losses. The rich countries will have to increase their contributions to the ECB, and they will have to cut their own budgets, raise taxes or increase borrowing to pay for this.

Even though nothing changes in the long-term, in the short-term the ECB has bought some more time. Unfortunately, using the Greek situation as a guide, this time will not be used wisely.

Read more here:

http://dareconomics.wordpress.com/2012/09/05/eurozone-deficit-math/

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 13:33 | Link to Comment MillionDollarBoner_
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"Optimistic people label those who do not share their optimism as either pessimistic or skeptical."

Or "terrorist"?

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 14:57 | Link to Comment falak pema
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the most interesting idea on this Draghi strategy comes from Bruce Krasting and his two tier analogy. Sterilising unlimited amounts of "conditionally" accepted club- med peripheral bonds, via the ECB balance sheet at the short end, is a can kicking operation that will hit the wall of balance sheet unsustainability; aka hyperinflation trend, and fiscal revolt amongst surrogate states. As the economic depression will wipe out the tax intakes.

It is unlikely tha 17 nation states with productivity and economic paradigms so different can wilfully coordinate fiscal harmonistation in a federal type budget exercise; to generate sustainable growth; all the while their inflation and/or interest payments go ballistic. 

Tears for Two-Tiers | ZeroHedge

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 15:22 | Link to Comment de Cosmos
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Eliminate tail risk indeed!  The central banks are swinging the biggest, fattest tails of all.

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