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Hitler should have said something about Draghi (G-Pap is old news) here, but otherwise perfect.
He said $14 trillion US debt, it's $15 trillion now.
Almost 15.1 and on warp speed to 16..
I imagine when Obumer gets some bad news, he tells those around him to "Quit harshing my buzz, I'm going to go shoot some hoops and fire up another blunt". Rumor has it, he doesn't have many meetings anymore. Problem solved.
"... I'm glad my saving are in Commerzbank .... safe and sound." lol
"... get our ratings from Dagong." LOL
Obama smokes dope, now, while POTUS.
Watch his interviews and think about it. It's obvious.
Yea, you go correct mein Fuhrer.
Perfect on many levels. Ackermann [and Corzine et al] can only pretend surprise/dumbfounded with mock tears.
IMO, at 2006 G8, Merkel was shocked, upended and betrayed by her staff not immediately hustling her out of GWBush' presence when, without warning, he appproached her from behind and actually put his hands at her neck and proceded to massage her...international protocol bedamned, to show domination, overwhelm and utter disrespect. Pure K. Rovian triumph of gamesmanship.
Merkel and German leadership never recovered.
Opfen die Jägermeister!
"I won't take advice from a country run by a muslim with $14 trillion in debt."
I bet Drakozel could whip his ass.
So this is where the rumors come from... If only the 16 year-old whore could have bought Plan B over the counter, this monsterous creature would've never been born.
is that Colbert up top with fire coming out of his ass..er...mouth?
Where's the other 4 heads?
done to death...this video pay royalties? I want in.
Never gets old.
Well, a little old.
I watched it 4 times! Hilarious. The guy playing Hitler is quite good... IMO
Before this is over, they'll wish they had him back. So will we.
The current European group makes Hitler look great - we need another Hitler to get the "growth" started again.
I suggest he be given the SEC with plenipotentiary power and a bevy of Kettenjaeger.
we are taught that world wars are very expensive and that the u.s. paid for world war two by doubling the population[damn baby boomers]. so in high school i would ask, if that is true, how did the germans fight two world wars and lose them both and than by the sixties were the strongest economy in europe? teachers never could or would answer that question. than in the mid 1990's i was researching the federal reserve on the internet and found cornell university had the complete federal reserve act online. i then stumbled upon the nurmberg trials online. i started reading the trial transcript...you know i read about all the inhuman treatment yada yada yada, when it struck me to reasearch the trial of the german bankers!!!!! well that didn't get far as whole pages were redacted with black magic markers...hmmmmm????? mans inhumanity to man for all to see ...but don't want anyone to read about how the germans paid for the war??????
It is worth remembering that the core principal by which top Nazis were tried at Nuremburg was that "By virtue of their command authority they either knew, or should have known, of the atrocities being committed under their command." In other words, the principle of 'the buck stops here' is enshrined in international law ratified by the judges at Nuremburg and signed onto by all the "allies" including the US.
Now if there were only a mechanism to enforce this principle. This is why the US has not signed on to be under the jurisdiction of the World Court in the Hague. The criminals at the top are all too aware of the precedent they created when they tried the top Nazis at Nuremburg
"We can get our ratings from Dagong" - LOL
Yep, the Dagong part was the best
I'm glad my savings are safe at Commerzbank tee hee.
as everyone in the room starts pulling at their collars.
Sigh, why am I laughing. (I am German...and Italian)
It could be worse. A Greek could have been in your DNA too.
In his what???
Hey - some Greek-Americans are pretty good like James Chanos who exposed Enron and the guy who exposed Bernie Madoff are both Greek-American. One the flip side, I think every Greek American that I ever met was a Democrat like Corzine, Clinton (also involved in looting MF Worldwide) and the Democrats Chicago muslim.
Plus, many Greek-Americans (and Greek-Canadians) make excellent "cheeseburger, cheeseburgers".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKUbLeuzkKc (SNL Olympia Restaurant)
Saw this clip on a Harley/Goldwing gag- was much better....
They said that Daladier laughed so loud in Munich at getting Hitler's signature on peace treaty that Mussolini woke up in a sweat. That's how Europe has always worked; one man's hope; another man's night mare. And a third man pulls the strings of Poland...when he is good and ready. That's why van Rompuy is so vital to this scheme, he can't pull strings, doen't know how to laugh and gives nobody nightmares; the perfect european.
If Churchill didn't give all those guarantees to the Poles they would have given the corridor back. Don't guarantee unless you can follow through!
Oh, yeah, Hitler, yawn. Like a certain tribe hasn't done that one to death.
Will there really be a collapse event, anyway? Seems like this charade could go on for a very long time, like the Soviet Union. Same people in charge, same strategy, very similar tactics.
In any case, don't worry: like Hell, it will only *seem* like an eternity.
How long did the CCCP last?
At what point should we start timing the USSA?
70 years and if you time the US u willbe dead before that happens.
It could be worse - instead of Hell you could end up in Bruges. Or maybe Brussels - more appropriate.
Wow, Merkel looks like hell without her makeup! (You can see that if she doesn't shave it every morning that hair on her upper lip can really get away from her.)
I am shuddering at thinking of what she does to Sarkozy when she gets him in a room alone .....
Thank you, Tyler for the "inappropriate" humor. It is kind of an enema for the soul after listening to Maria Bartiromo peddle her shite at 3:30 this afternoon.
Pobrecito... Were you forced into watching CNBC?
Oddly enough this video is the version most true to what is actually spoken that I´ve ever seen...
That's a work of true genius worthy of an Oscar for best foreign film manipulation.
Always great but I thought our deficit was 15 Trillion!!!
Gov't debt is $15+trillion, deficit is much lower, a paltry 1.7 trillion or so.
Pocket change in a couple of years.
if it weren't so true...it wouldn't be so funny.
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