Hitler Hears About The Collapse Of The Eurozone

Tyler Durden's picture

It was only a matter of time... Needless to say, this is obviously so wrong on so many levels, but what can you do. At this point the endgame is in play so at least we can all laugh about it.

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Mongo's picture

Laugh now, cry later

slaughterer's picture

Hitler should have said something about Draghi (G-Pap is old news) here, but otherwise perfect.  

Long-John-Silver's picture

He said $14 trillion US debt, it's $15 trillion now.

iDealMeat's picture

Almost 15.1  and on warp speed to 16..

FEDbuster's picture

I imagine when Obumer gets some bad news, he tells those around him to "Quit harshing my buzz, I'm going to go shoot some hoops and fire up another blunt".  Rumor has it, he doesn't have many meetings anymore.  Problem solved.

Pegasus Muse's picture

"... I'm glad my saving are in Commerzbank .... safe and sound."   lol

dlmaniac's picture

"... get our ratings from Dagong." LOL

Leraconteur's picture


Obama smokes dope, now, while POTUS.

Watch his interviews and think about it. It's obvious.

Mr. Lucky's picture

Yea, you go correct mein Fuhrer.

anonnn's picture

Perfect on many levels. Ackermann [and Corzine et al] can only pretend surprise/dumbfounded with mock tears.

IMO, at 2006 G8, Merkel was shocked, upended and betrayed by her staff not immediately hustling her out of GWBush' presence when, without warning, he appproached her from behind and actually  put his hands at her neck and proceded to massage her...international protocol bedamned, to show domination,  overwhelm and utter disrespect. Pure K. Rovian triumph of gamesmanship.

Merkel and German leadership never recovered.  


PulauHantu29's picture

Opfen die Jägermeister!










...Drink Responsibly....

Freddie's picture

"I won't take advice from a country run by a muslim with $14 trillion in debt."

cossack55's picture

I bet Drakozel could whip his ass.

Captain Benny's picture

So this is where the rumors come from... If only the 16 year-old whore could have bought Plan B over the counter, this monsterous creature would've never been born.

Tarheel's picture

is that Colbert up top with fire coming out of his ass..er...mouth?

pdizzle's picture

Where's the other 4 heads?

Deadpool's picture

done to death...this video pay royalties? I want in.

Spastica Rex's picture

Never gets old.

Well, a little old.

Captain Kink's picture

I watched it 4 times!  Hilarious.  The guy playing Hitler is quite good... IMO 


CompassionateFascist's picture

Before this is over, they'll wish they had him back. So will we.

Yamaha's picture

The current European group makes Hitler look great - we need another Hitler to get the "growth" started again.

optimator's picture

I suggest he be given the SEC with plenipotentiary power and a bevy of Kettenjaeger.

greyghost's picture

we are taught that world wars are very expensive and that the u.s. paid for world war two by doubling the population[damn baby boomers]. so in high school i would ask, if that is true, how did the germans fight two world wars and lose them both and than by the sixties were the strongest economy in europe? teachers never could or would answer that question. than in the mid 1990's i was researching the federal reserve on the internet and found cornell university had the complete federal reserve act online. i then stumbled upon the nurmberg trials online. i started reading the trial transcript...you know i read about all the inhuman treatment yada yada yada, when it struck me to reasearch the trial of the german bankers!!!!! well that didn't get far as whole pages were redacted with black magic markers...hmmmmm????? mans inhumanity to man for all to see ...but don't want anyone to read about how the germans paid for the war??????

americanspirit's picture

It is worth remembering that the core principal by which top Nazis were tried at Nuremburg was that "By virtue of their command authority they either knew, or should have known, of the atrocities being committed under their command." In other words, the principle of 'the buck stops here' is enshrined in international law ratified by the judges at Nuremburg and signed onto by all the "allies" including the US.

Now if there were only a mechanism to enforce this principle. This is why the US has not signed on to be under the jurisdiction of the World Court in the Hague. The criminals at the top are all too aware of the precedent they created when they tried the top Nazis at Nuremburg

ronin12's picture

"We can get our ratings from Dagong" - LOL

Hard1's picture

Yep, the Dagong part was the best

Dave Thomas's picture

I'm glad my savings are safe at Commerzbank tee hee.


Long-John-Silver's picture

as everyone in the room starts pulling at their collars.

Stack Trace's picture

Sigh, why am I laughing. (I am German...and Italian)

Long-John-Silver's picture

It could be worse. A Greek could have been in your DNA too.

Freddie's picture

Hey - some Greek-Americans are pretty good like James Chanos who exposed Enron and the guy who exposed Bernie Madoff are both Greek-American.  One the flip side, I think every Greek American that I ever met was a Democrat like Corzine, Clinton (also involved in looting MF Worldwide) and the Democrats Chicago muslim.  

FrankDrakman's picture

Plus, many Greek-Americans (and Greek-Canadians) make excellent "cheeseburger, cheeseburgers".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKUbLeuzkKc (SNL Olympia Restaurant)

jcaz's picture

Saw this clip on a Harley/Goldwing gag- was much better....

falak pema's picture

They said that Daladier laughed so loud in Munich at getting Hitler's signature on peace treaty that Mussolini woke up in a sweat. That's how Europe has always worked; one man's hope; another man's night mare. And a third man pulls the strings of Poland...when he is good and ready. That's why van Rompuy is so vital to this scheme, he can't pull strings, doen't know how to laugh and gives nobody nightmares; the perfect european.

optimator's picture

If Churchill didn't give all those guarantees to the Poles they would have given the corridor back.  Don't guarantee unless you can follow through!

rustymason's picture

Oh, yeah, Hitler, yawn. Like a certain tribe hasn't done that one to death.

Will there really be a collapse event, anyway? Seems like this charade could go on for a very long time, like the Soviet Union. Same people in charge, same strategy, very similar tactics.

In any case, don't worry: like Hell, it will only *seem* like an eternity.

Spastica Rex's picture

How long did the CCCP last?

At what point should we start timing the USSA?

PicassoInActions's picture

70 years and if you time the US u willbe dead before that happens.

ucsbcanuck's picture

It could be worse - instead of Hell you could end up in Bruges. Or maybe Brussels - more appropriate.


barliman's picture


Wow,  Merkel looks like hell without her makeup!  (You can see that if she doesn't shave it every morning that hair on her upper lip can really get away from her.)

I am shuddering at thinking of what she does to Sarkozy when she gets him in a room alone .....


Thank you, Tyler for the "inappropriate" humor. It is kind of an enema for the soul after listening to Maria Bartiromo peddle her shite at 3:30 this afternoon.


ucsbcanuck's picture

Pobrecito... Were you forced into watching CNBC?

The Swedish Chef's picture

Oddly enough this video is the version most true to what is actually spoken that I´ve ever seen...

maxw3st's picture

That's a work of true genius worthy of an Oscar for best foreign film manipulation.

SemperFord's picture

Always great but I thought our deficit was 15 Trillion!!!

WonderDawg's picture

Gov't debt is $15+trillion, deficit is much lower, a paltry 1.7 trillion or so.

alien-IQ's picture

if it weren't so true...it wouldn't be so funny.