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Hitler Is Long The USD, Gets A Margin Call
It's been a while since we had a close encounter with Hitler and specifically his trading prowess. Today we learn just how truly powerless the German is when faced with the terrible trio of Geithner's "strong dollar policy", a CFTC barrage of margin calls, and the fine print of various precious metal ETFs. And of course FX sellside "recommendations" by the TBTFs.
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One of the best movies you will ever see. The Downfall
Bernanke should trim his moustache so...
"Don't worry, Goldman would never trade against their clients"
Goldman trades TO their clients.
Goldman uses their clients when margin calls happen, not their clients' money, their clients.
OMG, I laughed our loud.
The only fucking reason it's funny is that it spears the Imaginary Nash Equilibrium supported by a Widespread Normalcy Bias essentially creating a Theater of the Absurd of Reality.
You are taking the fun out of it
Who needs Hitler when we have I'llbombya?
http://www.salon.com/2012/06/04/obama_again_bombs_mourners/
From the piece:
UPDATE: Whenever this Obama policy is raised, it cannot be emphasized enough that “secondary explosions” — attacking those who rescue victims of an inital explosion — has, according to to official U.S. Government dogma, long been a hallmark of The Terrorists.
As im understanding The German Words i actually didnt need to ROFL.
I got so scared i wasnt even able to red the english subtitles.
I will not watch it again!
MF Global would never do that, until they did.
Blythe Masters denies silver manipulation: "It's not part of our business model, it would be wrong, and we don't do it!"
I thought it was interesting how she used past tense in that sentence.... Most people would "It is wrong!" not that "it would be wrong". She sounded a bit nervous when she said that part as well, if you go back and listen she hesitates in her voice a bit. Sounds like she is worried about the record keeping part of it as well as Margin Stanley was just fined by the CFTC for 5$ mn for sloppy OTC and IR Swap record-keeping.
My fav line too.
I find this a bit scary, since all he is shouting are the names of the international Jewish bankers and Jewish finance "advisors" (As he probably did in real life back in the days).
It is like Germany pre-ww2 but on a global scale. Scary stuff.
IOTW, Hitler was right. And not only about Jew-banksters: see also Red Empire, Czechslovakia, Yugoslavia, etc. Don't worry, though; before sticking that gun in his mouth, he said, "I'll be back...and next time, no more Mr. Nice!"
Saw it at the theatre in 2005 and couldn't agree more.
Kengland wrote: "One of the best movies you will ever see. The Downfall"
Sorry dude but it is not the downfall but THE RISE of the Reich! The world & joos will face another dangerous maniac due to the puppet masters financial destroyers provoking another war against humanity.
Where do I send my resume?
Movie is called "Downfall"
Not a bad parody.
Better than this antisemitic garbage...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3s3iBzC0fs
downfall blows
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watch elfen lied
As a huge devotee of both of those productions, you're an idiot for including them in the same thought. Conflating them as you do makes me think you are one of those dumbasses who think both of them are about blood and body count, which true about neither. Go back to sucking on batteries.
Speaking of precious metals, Gold inventory that is registered for delivery jumped more than 15%
http://www.floatingpath.com/2012/06/04/gold-registered-delivery-cme-contracts-jumps/
Paper or Digital Gold?
In a way you have a point... "delivery" means they move from one vault to the other in the same building on the same basement floor. True delivery is when we see armoured Brinks trucks lining up outside 33 Liberty Street to haul it away.
Hugo Chavez TOOK DELIVERY!
The total chart shows gold inventory is down about 3% YTD. Your right tho, it's just another room in the same building.
I have never liked a single one of these.
Too bad. They are hilarious.
I'm sure they just make him wistful for what might have been.
Hitler is a breath a fresh air after following Bernanke’s market all day.
Wonder if Bernanke has in his office a couch and a .25 automatic ? I don't know if you can douse a corpse in a ditch within NYC limits with diesel and burn it. Maybe in New Jersey at a back office building for The Squid.( Put a little more productivity in the GS plantations staff. ).
I'll loan him a 12 gauge and sell him a slug.
I'll enjoy it for both of us.
Angela, is that you?
the one where he does a rant about Lou Reed recording w/ Metallica is the best. I think I'll go watch it now-always makes me laugh
I have never liked a single one of these.
is there a chance you might be too stupid to get the joke?
Anyone notice every single fast money meathead (aside from finnerman who deals with the safe stuff like JPM) was going long gold and the miners tonight?
That was the signal to GTFO
agreed
Yep.....Made me start worrying and thinking about cutting my positions in gld and slv.
CNBS's "Lost Money" or "Flushed Money"
I have felt like that on more than one occasion with the crooks known as the CME.
I find it amazing how relevent hitler can be today. Thanks ZeroHedge!
and I find it interesting that the National Socialists (known as the Nazi Party in 1930's and 40's Germany) are winning elections all across Europe once again.
Except Germany you might add.
Strange isn't it ?
Just noted that quite a few posters here pull out the swastika each time they feel like the Krauts are doing something wrong.
The clip itself : priceless. Nice dubbing.
This is what you get for placing your faith in fiat, even if it is the reserve currency.
Somewhat OT but relevant to the week's news; Hitler on Walker's Recall Election...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VC_ult6-Tb4
Thanx.....from someone living in Kalifornia....
"Dimon couldn't corner a turtle!!!" LOL!
How about this story line ...
"Herr Führer, die Merkel did not get enough support in Brussels! We were ambushed by Eurobonds"
Hitler slowly realizing what has happened and starting to rant:
"It was an order! I ordered Merkel to NEVER give in on Eurobonds and what has she done? We CANNOT afford those fucking Eurobonds and she is still meeting with the enemies??? Soon the banker scum will be knocking on our doors in Berlin and ask for the blood of every German man, woman and child! Fuck! They will ask for every first born male from our families just to keep their attacks going! We are under attack men! Time to pull out the big guns and finish this once and for all! I am ordering the total destruction of all banks from Paris to Moscow from Helgoland to Rome!! End this fucking charade and the blood letting for all Europeans!!! It is HIGH TIME for the FINAL SOLUTION!"
USD 52-Week Range: 73.421 - 83.542
1-Year: +11.24%
Year to date: +2.57%
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GOLD 52-week Range: 1439.7 - 1858.5
1-Year: +4.51%
Year to date: +0.83%
You're quoting gold in USD... but the USD has appreciated. So Gold, has, in fact, appreciated along with the dollar.
ie, your calculations should be more like: Gold's 1-year equal to 4.51+ 11.24, ie, +15.75%; whereas Year to date would be equal to 0.83+ 2.57, ie, +3.40%, relative to other currencies.
You're better off with gold.
I wonder if Hilter lied to the German people nearly as much as Bernanke does to the American public.
Frankie,
Hitler-gangsta bankstas been ruling your world since Rothschild funded Marx, and that S$it came to the new world in 1913.
End the Fed.
“Great liars are also great magicians.”
- Adolf Hitler
“deception is the intentional distortion of another’s perceived reality and can be divided into two clear categories: dissimulation (hiding the real), and simulation (showing the false). Within dissimulation, he identifies three modes: masking (hiding the real by making it invisible), repackaging (hiding the real by disguising), and dazzling (hiding the real by confusion). Under simulation, he describes mimicking (showing the false through imitation), inventing (showing the false by displaying a different reality), and decoying (showing the false by diverting attention). Elsewhere, Whaley compared this taxonomy of deception with the strategies used by professional magicians”
http://dictionaryofwar.org/node/672
LMAO. This is one of the better parodies and worth watching every time these asswipes inside the Fed fuck with the market. Any market.
http://vegasxau.blogspot.com
just like Million Dollar Bonus, Hitler seems to be slipping
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Brilliant, Fight Club. Ab fab. Keep calm, and carry on.
Today's fall in gold? Meh :-)
Wish this vid could be seen in dubbed words, as per the Oasis break-up spoof.
Sieg Heil!!
epic. that is all I can say.
USD from an elliott wave perspective remains bullish.
http://bullandbearmash.com/index/usd/daily/
This was simply hilarious, damn funny, many thanks!
Here's another laugh.
http://dont-tread-on.me/?p=18664
"Goldman would never trade against its clients"....HA. LMAO. lolololol That was great.
Brilliant piece of acting by Bruno Gans.
Downfall or Nosferatu opposite Klaus Kinski had to have been his best roles.
Looks like that tons of scripts will be produced by the financial markets over the next months for more of such parodies. I see the inflation coming on youtube.
The Hitler thing. It never gets old. It will never get old. 50 years from now, it will still be hilarious. Unknown person who first came up with this meme - well done young man.
Its funny because he's on the right side of the trade, I guess even Hitler wins sometimes...
You mean the broker would actually put his interest ahead of his client? I am shocked - just shocked!
From January of 2011
Hitler finds out that Spain will need bailing out.
Paging all Hitler video writers. Paging all Hitler video writers.. Promptly report to the submissions conference room NOW!!
ha, ha, how true
You guys are crazy.
Hitler has been dead since 1958.
I'm thinking late 70s death in Argentina sitting on a pile of gold
The modern haircare industy largely was born at the hands of the justifiably famous, and artful, Vidal Sassoon.
Vidal Sassoon's parents, Natalia and Egbert Sassoon, were devotees of a rather strange "German Polka Village" cult in South America. They would visit it every year or so, just like today people go to Dollyland.
Anyway. They paid a visit to this apparent Shangri-La of bratwurst and plump little busy fingers .... 9 months prior to Vidal's birth.
From Heraclitus Fragment 74: "The chemicals were all apparently cosmetic in nature, too."
The entire "Shampoo" "Hairspray" "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" conspiriacy is about to blow. This "peroxide currency" is debased, sirs.
I'd go deep Aussie Hair Products. Just sayin
"Blankfein called me a Saavy Investor...."
LMAO!!!!!
"Jamie Dimon couldn't corner a turtle."
ROTFL
BUT HE COULD CATCH A WHALE! (reeling it in has been real struggle for some reason tho...
Arnold- How's that Stanford education doing for you? Ha ve you talked to Eb after he finioshed Middle Indiana Tonsorial (MIT)? Or did he wind up at the University of Crump at Lake Agnes (aka UCLA)?
Loved that beanie & vest Fred outfitted you with on that episode.
In a Russian edition of German WW 2 confessions i read that the Wehrmacht officer responsible for archival ordered the documents of Wehrmacht HQ to be destroyed: "Burn it all, there won't be any objective history around for the next 60 years anyway."
the victors always write the history books. all we're left with is bullshit like "Saving Private Ryan" and "Band of Brothers" where the Germans are portrayed as keystone cops instead of a single country almost defeating the world
By 1945, the Wehrmacht wasn't much better than Keystone cops, what with their ranks swelled with Volkssturm. Soliders were so busy babysitting elderly veterans and teenagers they hardly had time to fight. And meanwhile your namesake was flitting around on mountaintops with a Fieseler Storch looking for Italian dictators to pick up or whatever...maybe he was busy smuggling Hans Kammler out...
Dear Otto: No way the Germans were close to defeating the world. The German army was managed in the style of the 19th Century, and constructed along similar lines. That is why when they invaded Russia the Germans took along 700,000 horses, so they could pull their supplies along with them using horse muscle! Very archaic. Their armor was a veneer over an outdated machine. The Russians, on the other hand were nearly entirely mechanized, thanks in large part to the US jeeps and trucks, and to the fact that Stalin was able to move their tank factories west. But it was the Germans' 19th Century command structure that ultimately destroyed them. It was the Hohenzollerns vs the commies, and guess which was newer?
Damn Magpie
Voted you down when I meant to vote you up!
sorreee....
Absolutely correct as well, history favours the victors
...brilliant. lol
Goldman and JPM are shorting their own compainies as they trade against their clients. Its all coming down.
Loved how he worked "Stalin" into it when his name was uttered.
Whethere it is shitting on South Carolina football, UT Austin Basketball or any other underchieving team, that rant is always relevant and funny when the voiceover is sooooo succulent.
On a related matter, funny how Spain beat Germany Today at soccer. They got the cup, the Germans have the checkbook,
and Merkel was there congratulating them all.....
Hitler had the stones to nationalize the banks AND destroy the unions(plus that other stuff he did was alright also)
"Likes crepes" LMAO
Everything is getting too theatrical. Because meanwhile, all of Greece is aking itself, is Ilias Kasidiaris gonna have to choke a bitch?
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/08/world/europe/greeces-far-right-politic...
silly, silly days. I feel like that kid in the dentist trip video. "I this real?"
Jeez.
Dump the USD? But didn't the US just surpass Russia as the leading natgas producer last month? Everyone all at one: "Energy independance in 5 years". Bitchzzzz :)
They always have me by "My Fuhrer".
Wow - the gold bugs are already doing a little victory dance. Odd, considering gold hasn't move $10 in the last 6 months, but who would've known. I guess it's Munger's fault. Or Buffets... who knows
BTW I'm still waiting for someone to put a little comb-moustache on Munger and guess who he is a clone of? Did you see his swoop-hair thing going?
"Fucking Lloyd..." lol this clip is hilarious
Thanks for this - it cheered up my day! Funny yet so true.....
One of the best reworkings of that clip I have seen... gold...
A little known Australian band, TISM (This Is Serious Mum)... known for taking the p!ss out of everything… one of their older songs...
Defecate on my Face
Come home tired, what a day I've had;
News ain't good from Stalingrad -
I been busy protecting the German race,
So come on baby, defecate on my face.
Chorus:
C'mon baby, send it on down;
Bend over Braunn and give me your brown.
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact,
So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract.
Get to the bunker, looks like a sty;
Turn on the T.V. and it's all one Big Lie -
Here Eva, have these prunes to chew:
We have ways of making you poo.
Here come the Russians! It's near the end!
Proud to say that my girl never used an "S-bend".
What's that Eva? Your bowel's on strike?
Then it's all over for my Third Reich.
http://www.traddr.com/forum/topics/daily-forex-market-by-fxcc-08jun2012
I don't know for some reason I think it'd be more appropriate for Hitler to be upset about any doubt about the euro breaking up or it not being a strong enough union or maybe how upset or jealous he is that he didn't come up with something like the euro.
oh shit, tyler!
janus was convulsing...funniest in the series so far.
brava!
it's funny cause it's true,
janus
Don't forget around a quadrillion dollars in "shadow" derivatives that's part of a global capitalist system controlled by powerful private corporations, especially commercial banks.