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How Is Jon Corzine Doing? Ask Him Yourself
The "Honorable" Jon Corzine may have prudently disappeared form the face of the earth, but that doesn't mean he is not accessible. In fact, in the parlance of our Bloomberg times, he is "Green" and anyone out there with a terminal can have a live Q&A with the former head of MF Global and Goldman Sachs.
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Hey John,
when you finally end up in prison, expect a name change. Everyone inside will call you 'bitch'.
He won't make it to prison. For him, it's either the high life, or it's the angry mob.
He'll live the high life in prison...he be smoking cigars every day! Jailhouse cigars that is....and I think his new name will be 'BOB', for Bend Over Bitch!
a friend, a lawyer, when i used the word Goof to describe someone, gave me the prison meaning of the label, a word i won't use again...except in this instance. Jon, you wil be and are a Goof.
I watched a trailer for a new hockey show in Canada...it was hilarious...during the show they talked about something called an "angry dragon" and suggested that anyone who was curious should google the term. I did and it was nuts...I think Corzine might be the new 'Angry Dragon' once he inhabits general population.
Jon, you suck dog balls
Enjoy it while you can. That is, being able to hear your own farts.
Dear John,
FUCK YOU!
-sdm
"See you at the gallow's end."
-Skateboarder
If only, "markets" would rally 100 points easy.
On the contrary, they would drop 99%.
Hello Neo.
Knock knock..
Thought this was gonna link to a Reddit AMA...
His user profile is blank...so is he using the free account when between jobs?
http://govttrader.blogspot.com/
Dear Mr Honorable Jon Corzine,
I am Crown Prince Abdulwaleed Mohammed bin Aziz of Nigeria. I need your assistance in retrieving $16 billion of money that I earned through oil transactions. This money was earned legally and with honor, however, as I am sure you can understand some of the Western authorities are claiming totally erroneously that I stole it. As you are a decent and honorable member of the civilization, I am sure you will be willing to help me complete this transaction, and so help free my people from under the heel of Western oppression.
The way this will work is this. I need to pay a processing fee to release the funds. I need you to send me $5 million by Western Union, upon which funds of $16 billion will be released to you. I would like you to deposit this money into my UBS account. You will be allowed to keep $1 billion for your trouble.
Thank you most sincerely,
Crown Prince Abdulwaleed Mohammed bin Aziz
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Straight up I was just going to ask Jon for some monies, but I like your approach way better Prince. So fresh.
Awesome!
Excellent, except you gotta pay 20% for the wash, try $3.2B for his trouble (and maybe a % of the biz or at least sit on their board).
Thank you most sincerely,
Crown Prince Abdulwaleed Mohammed bin Aziz
Jamie Dimon's alias.
Dear Jon. Can i write you a check care of the obama campaign fund? I heard a rumor there are get out of jail free cards there.
Anyone want to make a bet that if Obama loses he pardons Rezko?
It should say HoBroken
Dear Jon,
I know this may seem corny, and perhaps a bit old fashioned, but could you do me and America a big solid and stick a gun in your mouth and squeeze the trigger?
Corzine 2016
Gambling Jon, why go to Vegas when you can gamble from your mansion daily.
Dear Mr. Corzine,
I have a diesel powered wood chipper with dull blades not working properly. Could you stop and try to fix it for me? Just a brief climb into it (feet first of course) is all that's required. Heck, I'll even give you a beer first. Stop by anytime soon.
Corzine has a terminal under the Oval Office desk?
Jon, do you cup the balls while blowing BHO?
You got it backwards. Knowing where the offshore BHO accounts are makes Jon the man to please. There's billions of reasons why nobody bothers Jon.
The Corz:
Bennie Bernanke's bald, bearded brother...
Free Corzine!
preferably alone in a field somewhere with a few hours public notice.
Alternate headline: Zerohedge Goes Anonymous and Doxxes Douchebag.
Jon, I can't believe you're still in the U.S. Don't you know that YOU'RE THE OCTOBER SURPRISE?! (Maybe the September Surprise if things get too hot for the president.)
You must be referring to the looming MASS ARRESTS, the dissolution of the FED, and the swift justice that awaits the traitors and thei henchmen... http://tinyurl.com/cd5cyjo/
Hey Jon-boy, still bangin' Carla?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carla_Katz
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/05/23/nyregion/23carla-450.jpg
(in the voice of the Chef, yelling "never get out of the boat")
Never click twice. NEVER click twice!
Dear Jon
I have a sizable donation for the Obama campaign that I would like to give to you personally. Please let me know a time that is good for you and I will secure a quiet and discrete meeting place.
I look forward to your response
Dear Jon,
Have you considered suicide? While it seems a bit harsh, it's nothing compared to what the angry mob has in store for you. I'm just trying to help.
Sincerely, Vito
How about a speedy public trial with judges and juries comprised of out-of-work WalMart greeters?
Hey John,
When are going to add "Escape-Artist" to your "Linked in" profile?
He's probably blown through his loot already. Sorry, but he's just too busy setting up a new con job to talk to anyone.
SPAM HIM!!!
Jon,
I have a loft in which you can escape from the world and enjoy the beach nearby and a Starbucks is just down the road. You will have cable tv, wifi, and all the potato chips you can eat. You can use my bicycle too.
Rent is $100,000 per month.
As a side benefit, I will write comments on ZH in support of you. I will pretend to be your BFF.
Never mind. You failed a criminal background and credit check.
So now we know who has been buy Spanish and Italian notes.
PS
Can you tell Lloyd Friday's no good for me.
Don't you forget our bargain Corzine...I'll be seeing ya real soon.
Regards,
Satan
I heard Jesus actually did refuse to forgive that assfucker Cockzine so you can have him Satan. Make sure you're stuffing something hot and bulbous up his ass for eternity.
Thank you Satan.
Dear John,
Mix two parts Corexit and one part Hydrazine and put it in to a douche. That is how Corzine is made.
Insert into the rectum, squeeze, and call me in the morning...
Corzine is the Building #7 of the Obama/Holder/Shapiro story... Inside job? Nah, take the food stamps and move along...
When Obamy leaves, Corzine will be high on the pardon list, along with other fund raising felons and of course Holder himself.
There will be no pardons for crimes against the Constitution when Ron Paul (or whoever) is installed as temporary President after the MASS ARRESTS take place... http://tinyurl.com/cd5cyjo/
Dear DIShonorable Jon Cockzine,
I hope you end up like Mohmar Gaddafi with a baseball bat up your ass and a bullet in your head.
Have a nice day.
Dear Corzine,
Louis XVI paged me, he says "Hello"
Rgds,
i know this is off topic, my apologies. i have tried to send something to any/all of the email
addresses listed for zerohedge but they come back as undeliverable:
tips@zerohedge.com
info@zerohedge.com
legal@zerohedge.com
ads@zerohedge.com
abuse@zerohedge.com
hey corzine
WHERES MY FUCKING MONEY JON?
John Boy, I have some farmer tractor assed friends in Iowa that would like to set up a meeting with you. They are from the old school, said they have some account they need to "square up" with you.
Warning, they have sharpened their castrating knives, but don;t have any cattle left due to the drought, sold them at 1/2 price of spring prices. I am not sure what they plan on doing with those knives, but just wanted to give you a heads up on that.
Any way, Mr Corzine some boys in Iowa sure want to "talk" to you ASAP!
I also know some cattlemen in Colorado that have the same request for the meeting, but they seem a little more angry when I asked what the meeting was about!
Please let me know when you have some time available for the Iowa guys, they seem awful anxious to get together with you!
Sounds like Jonny Boy's usual dick sucking isn't going to work with the Iowa guys?
see you Next Tuesday