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This Is How Silvio Berlusconi Comments On His Political Career

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Perhaps when the fate of the $60 trillion bond market rest on one Facebook status update, it is time to officially call it a day?

 

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Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:24 | 1852434 Dick Darlington
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Almost like the Italian bonds, priceless!

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:32 | 1852458 fnord88
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I like Roberto's reply.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:46 | 1852494 gojam
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Three words which show why Berlusconi will not resign.

Immunity from Prosecution.

He is not going to just resign or he'll spend the rest of his life in jail.

 

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:25 | 1852435 speconomist
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Translation for you all:

Rumors about my dimission have no fundament.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:27 | 1852438 jeff montanye
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my thought precisely.  thank you.  i also like the hint of destitute.  it's a coming.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:37 | 1852476 speconomist
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Actually in that sentence that words indicates the lack of fundament of the rumors, nothing related to destitution.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 09:42 | 1852500 The Limerick King
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This update on Facebook is strange

Italians are screaming for change

With yields going higher

They need a new liar

This bastard is just too deranged

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 09:54 | 1852751 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Bravissimo!

 

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:28 | 1852444 bdc63
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Facebook is so yesterday ... he shoulda tweeted ...

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:29 | 1852447 Cast Iron Skillet
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better would be:

Rumors about my resignation are groundless.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:38 | 1852479 speconomist
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Probably, still I guess it's an acceptable on-the-fly translation for a non Italian without using translators.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:38 | 1852478 navy62802
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Oh thanks. At first I thiought he was saying something about missionary.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:26 | 1852437 ZackLo
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Lol fuck off! That's great at least the people love him right?

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:26 | 1852439 Cassandra Syndrome
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Sabrina sounds like a screamer

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:33 | 1852452 pauhana
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Yup.  But I think even with my poor Italian I can figure out "basta."  (It means "enough," strangely enough!)

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:28 | 1852442 GeneMarchbanks
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Word is he got the sixteen-year-old he's currently banging to update it for him.

Teenagers are real market movers these days...

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:28 | 1852443 monkeyboy
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Haha Gold. Is this real life we're living?

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:30 | 1852449 LongSoupLine
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The Italian presidential version of the "telepromptor".

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:30 | 1852450 Sudden Debt
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263 likes....

Is that the entire Italian government who's on facebook who liked this?

 

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:32 | 1852455 DormRoom
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dude, should be worreid Un-gela is about to de-friend him.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:34 | 1852461 Flakmeister
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O Sole Mio!

The Fat Lady is definately part of the show...

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:35 | 1852467 10044
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Paging Banzai7, paging Banzai7

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:35 | 1852468 jcaz
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LOL-  what's his status?  "Single"?  "Deposed"? "In Charge"? "Exiled"?

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:41 | 1852484 bdc63
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"Fucked"

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:44 | 1852491 HD
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Frankly - he'd enjoy that.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 09:57 | 1852761 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Bunga Bungholed

 

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:43 | 1852489 HD
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Marooned.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:36 | 1852471 viator
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Berlusconi's fundament, not a pretty thought.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 10:01 | 1852771 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Either runny or ball-bearing-like; he's the kind of guy for which there is no middle ground.

 

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:37 | 1852475 ralphcore
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Bunga Bunga!

i like this guy....calls it how he sees it.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:41 | 1852485 SilverIsKing
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He has had a good life though.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:46 | 1852493 jmcadg
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+1 Roberto Giovanardi - Respect

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:53 | 1852508 agent default
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It's time to default, return to the national currency and tell the Eurocrats and the banksters to stick it where the sun never shines.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 09:08 | 1852558 Cdad
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I picked a bad week to quit drinking coffee...because I'm listening to the BlowHorn [CNBC] this morning, and hearing none other than Steve Liesman trying to oust Berlusconi via rumor, and replace him with some other guy whose qualification is that "no one hates him."

How far will the clowns on the BlowHorn go, I wonder?

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 09:15 | 1852581 Use of Weapons
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"The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated"

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 09:32 | 1852660 Yellowhoard
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His relationship status simply says "Expensive Young Hookers".

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 09:55 | 1852754 Coke and Hookers
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When Silvio is gone, do you think there will be someone better replacing him? Both Pappy in Greece and Berlusconi have strayed from the EU line and that's the reason they must be replaced. If Berlusconi goes, he will be replaced with a Prodi-like eurocrat automaton who auctions off Italy as per orders from Brussels and the banks. Berlusconi is a weird dude but trust me on this: his replacement will be worse.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 12:09 | 1853311 Tsunami Wave
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Oooooooo.. Someone's popular and has 4 friend requests! o__O

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