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How US Banks Are Lying About Their European Exposure; Or How Bilateral Netting Ends With A Bang, Not A Whimper

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A little over a month ago, Zero Hedge started an avalanche in the financial sector, and an unprecedented defense thereof by the "independent" financial media and conflicted sell side, by being simply the messenger in pointing out that the gross exposure of one Morgan Stanley to the French banking sector is $39 billion. The firestorm of protests, which naturally focused on the messenger, and not the message, attempted to refute the claims that Morgan Stanley (and many others) are overexposed to Europe (both banks and countries) by stating that gross is not net, and that when one nets out "hedges" the real exposure is far, far lower. The logic is that bilateral netting, as the principle behind this argument is called, should always work - no matter the market, and that counterparty risk, especially when it comes to hedges, should always be ignored because banks will always honor their own derivative exposure. Obviously that this failed massively when AIG had to be bailed out, to preserve precisely the tortured and failed logic of bilateral netting was completely ignored, after all things will never get that bad again, right? Well, wrong. Because the argument here is precisely what the exposure is when the chain of netting breaks, when one or more counterparties go under (such as MF Global for example, which filed bankruptcy precisely due to its hedged (?) European exposure - luckily MF was not in the business of writing CDS on European banks or else all hell would be breaking loose right now). So little by little the story was forgotten: after all when everyone says gross is not net, contrary to what history shows us all too often, everyone must be right. Today it is time to refresh this story, as none other than Bloomberg pulls the scab right off and while confirming our observations, also goes further: yes, banks are not only massively exposed to Europe, but they are in essence misrepresenting this exposure to the public by a factor of well over ten!

Bloomberg begins with some simple math: the concept that is seemingly most disturbing to the status quo, not only in Europe, but now in the US as well.

Guarantees provided by U.S. lenders on government, bank and corporate debt in those countries rose by $80.7 billion to $518 billion, according to the Bank for International Settlements. Almost all of those are credit-default swaps, said two people familiar with the numbers, accounting for two-thirds of the total related to the five nations, BIS data show.

 

The payout risks are higher than what JPMorgan Chase & Co. (JPM), Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs Group Inc. (GS), the leading CDS underwriters in the U.S., report. The banks say their net positions are smaller because they purchase swaps to offset ones they’re selling to other companies.

So far so good: after all this is the same argument that not only the banks themselves, but CNBC, sell side analysts and everyone else conflicted enough to trump myth over reality has used in the past month and a half. Alas, the argument stops there, because there is a very critical second part to the argument, one which however is voiced not by a fringe blog but by a member of the, gasp, status quo itself:

With banks on both sides of the Atlantic using derivatives to hedge, potential losses aren’t being reduced, said Frederick Cannon, director of research at New York-based investment bank Keefe, Bruyette & Woods Inc.

 

Risk isn’t going to evaporate through these trades,” Cannon said. “The big problem with all these gross exposures is counterparty risk. When the CDS is triggered due to default, will those counterparties be standing? If everybody is buying from each other, who’s ultimately going to pay for the losses?”

Reread the bolded text enough times until you have enough information to debunk the next time clueless advocates of Morgan Stanley and other banks scramble to say that the banks are hedged, hedged, hedged. No. THEY ARE NOT. And as the AIG debacle demonstrated, once the chain of bilateral netting breaks, whether due to the default of one AIG, one Dexia, one French or Italian bank, or whoever, absent an immediately government bailout and nationalization, which has one purpose and one purpose alone: to onboard the protection written to the nationalizing government, then GROSS BECOMES NET! This also means that should things in Europe take a turn for the worst, Morgan Stanley's $39 billion in gross exposure really is.. $39 billion in gross exposure, as we have been claiming since September 22.

For those still confused here is Bloomberg with more:

Similar hedging strategies almost failed in 2008 when American International Group Inc. couldn’t pay insurance on mortgage debt. While banks that sold protection on European sovereign debt have so far bet the right way, a plan announced yesterday by Greek Prime Minister George Papandreou to hold a referendum on the latest bailout package sent markets reeling and cast doubt on the ability of his country to avert default.

Which explains why the banks are if not lying, then taking advantage of a gullible public to misrepresent their exposure by as much as a factor of ten!

Five banks -- JPMorgan, Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs, Bank of America Corp. (BAC) and Citigroup Inc. (C) -- write 97 percent of all credit-default swaps in the U.S., according to the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency. The five firms had total net exposure of $45 billion to the debt of Greece, Portugal, Ireland, Spain and Italy, according to disclosures the companies made at the end of the third quarter. Spokesmen for the five banks declined to comment for this story.

Well naturally the banks will represent a far lower and far more manageable number than the one which is sure to inspire nothing short of panic. We wonder: was MF Global's $6 billion in Italian exposure part of this net exposure? Does this mean that America's top banks, sans MF, have just, don't laugh, $39 billion in exposure?

So let's go back to the math to see what the real exposure is:

The CDS holdings of U.S. banks are almost three times as much as their $181 billion in direct lending to the five countries at the end of June, according to the most recent data available from BIS. Adding CDS raises the total risk to $767 billion, a 20 percent increase over six months, the data show. BIS doesn’t report which firms sold how much, or to whom. A credit-default swap is a contract that requires one party to pay another for the face value of a bond if the issuer defaults.

Shhh, don't tell anyone, but not only is the total gross exposure many, many times than what the banks have represented, but inf act US banks have been aggressively selling protection in the first half of 2011!

And here is where the lies get downright surreal:

While the lenders say in their public disclosures they have so-called master netting agreements with counterparties on the CDS they buy and sell, they don’t identify those counterparties. About 74 percent of CDS trading takes place among 20 dealer- banks worldwide, including the five U.S. lenders, according to data from Depository Trust & Clearing Corp., which runs a central registry for over-the-counter derivatives.

In theory, if a bank owns $50 billion of Greek bonds and has sold $50 billion of credit protection on that debt to clients while buying $90 billion of CDS from others, its net exposure would be $10 billion. This is how some banks tried to protect themselves from subprime mortgages before the 2008 crisis. Goldman Sachs and other firms had purchased protection from New York-based insurer AIG, allowing them to subtract the CDS on their books from their reported subprime holdings.

Yet what happened next is a vivid memory to all:

When prices of mortgage securities started falling in 2008, AIG was required to post more collateral to its CDS counterparties. It ran out of cash doing so, and the U.S. government took over the company. If AIG had collapsed, what the banks saw as a hedge of their mortgage portfolios would have disappeared, leading to tens of billions of dollars in losses.

 

“We could have an AIG moment in Europe,” said Peter Tchir, founder of TF Market Advisors, a New York-based research firm that focuses on European credit markets. “Let’s say Greece defaults, causing runs on other periphery debt that would trigger collateral requirements from the sellers of CDS, and one or more cannot meet the margin calls. There might be AIGs hiding out there.”

Also, recalling AIG, the way most banks protect against this contingency, is to buy CDS on the counterparty itself, thereby layering netting concerns on netting concerns, and pushing even more net exposure onto the strongest credit in the link:

Banks also buy CDS on their counterparties to hedge against the risk of trading partners going bust, Duffie said. To ensure those claims are paid, the banks may be turning to institutions deemed systemically important, such as JPMorgan, according to Duffie. The bank, the largest in the U.S. by assets, accounts for a quarter of all credit derivatives outstanding in the U.S. banking system, according to OCC data.

 

Goldman Sachs said it had hedged itself against the collapse of AIG by buying CDS on the firm. Company documents later released by Congress showed that some of that protection was purchased from Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. and Citigroup, firms that collapsed or were bailed out during the crisis.

However, had AIG failed, and had the full "bilateral netting" chain been broken, not only would Goldman not receive a single penny on the CDS it had bought on AIG, the firm itself would be insolvent in hours. And here is where the global bailout of the financial system stepped in: to prevent the entire chain of tens of trillions in gross CDS exposure becoming net. But that is the topic of a different post...

As for this one, the only reason why US banks represent net as the only exposure that is relevant, stems from one simple assumption:

U.S. banks are probably betting that the European Union will also rescue its lenders, said Daniel Alpert, managing partner at Westwood Capital LLC, a New York investment bank.

 

“There’s a firewall for the U.S. banks when it comes to this CDS risk,” Alpert said. “That’s the EU banks being bailed out by their governments.”

Sound familiar? That's right - this is the logic that MF Global used to not only layer massive "hedged" European risk, but, as latest reports demonstrate, to steal from its accounts to fund short-term liquidity shortfalls.

Where does that leave US banks, and our old favorite, Morgan Stanley?

Hedging and other ways of netting help banks report lower exposures than the full risk they might face. Morgan Stanley said last month that its net exposure in the third quarter to the debt of Spain’s government, banks and companies was $499 million. The Federal Financial Institutions Examination Council, an interagency body that collects data for U.S. bank regulators and disallows some of the netting, said the New York-based firm’s exposure in Spain was $25 billion in the second quarter.

 

The net figure for Italy was $1.8 billion, Morgan Stanley said, compared with $11 billion reported by the federal data- collection body.

 

Ruth Porat, 53, Morgan Stanley’s chief financial officer, said during a call with investors after the earnings report last month that the data compiled by regulators didn’t take into account short positions, offsetting trades or collateral collected from trading partners.

 

“It’s the firms that don’t post collateral because they’re seen as more creditworthy that pose the counterparty risk,” said Tchir. “Those could be insurance companies, mid-size European banks. If some of those fail to pay when the CDS is triggered, then the U.S. banks could be left holding the bag.”

And when they do end up holding the bag, the number in question will be not the $46 billion represented, but the far larger triple digit one pointed out above. Which is why keep a very, very close eye on the Italian bond spread, because if Italy falls, Europe falls, and with it fall not only all the largely undercapitalized French banks (all of them), but the US banks that have not tens, but hundreds of billions of gross CDS exposure facing them, which at that point will be perfectly unhedged as all their transatlantic counterparties will be in the same boat as MF Global.

And the only thing we will hear on CNBC then is how nobody, nobody, could have possibly foreseen this happening...

 

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Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:53 | 1833152 eureka
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Next to fall - US/DC/CIA/WALL STREET mafia-ponzi...

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:53 | 1833154 Motorhead
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Indeed.  Not if, but when.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:58 | 1833193 LawsofPhysics
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I agree, but do not underestimate an intelligent, desperate, thug with a modern arsenal at his disposal.  Got physical, know your neighbors?  You better.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:02 | 1833223 Don Birnam
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"...banks will always honor their own derivative exposure."

I.e., the Fed: Banker, Honorer, and Printer of last resort.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:05 | 1833227 redpill
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I'll sell you a million dollar life insurance policy for $5 a month.  What a bargain!

 

Looks great on paper but here's the thing: I don't actually have a million dollars.  So you better not die :)

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:07 | 1833259 Pladizow
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And this is a surprise to who?!?!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:18 | 1833317 Smithovsky
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Bloomberg, welcome to the fringe.  Would you like some coffee?  

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:28 | 1833716 JW n FL
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Bloomberg Thugs!

 

Celebrate the Fraud!

Celebrate the Criminality!!

Just like New York's Finest DO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVGVBhiN96c&list=FLbRZZAixeFXZfqszvKisEdQ&index=2&feature=plpp_video

 

NYPD Fake Drug Charges for Arrest Quotas

Eight officers from the New York Police Department are facing trial for allegedly fabricating drug charges to make their arrest quotas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMbBUgnlVsY

 

FBI arrest NYPD Officers for gun running and smuggling cigarettes into New York.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8y6Rm9snFY

 

http://www.counterpunch.org/2011/10/10/financial-giants-put-new-york-city-cops-on-their-payroll/

Who Do the White Shirt Police Report to at Occupy Wall Street Protests?

Financial Giants Put New York City Cops On Their Payroll

If you’re a Wall Street behemoth, there are endless opportunities to privatize profits and socialize losses beyond collecting trillions of dollars in bailouts from taxpayers.  One of the ingenious methods that has remained below the public’s radar was started by the Rudy Giuliani administration in New York City in 1998.  It’s called the Paid Detail Unit and it allows the New York Stock Exchange and Wall Street corporations, including those repeatedly charged with crimes, to order up a flank of New York’s finest with the ease of dialing the deli for a pastrami on rye.

The corporations pay an average of $37 an hour (no medical, no pension benefit, no overtime pay) for a member of the NYPD, with gun, handcuffs and the ability to arrest.  The officer is indemnified by the taxpayer, not the corporation.

New York City gets a 10 percent administrative fee on top of the $37 per hour paid to the police.  The City’s 2011 budget called for $1,184,000 in Paid Detail fees, meaning private corporations were paying  wages of $11.8 million to police participating in the Paid Detail Unit.  The program has more than doubled in revenue to the city since 2002.

The taxpayer has paid for the training of the rent-a-cop, his uniform and gun, and will pick up the legal tab for lawsuits stemming from the police personnel following illegal instructions from its corporate master.  Lawsuits have already sprung up from the program.

 See how breaking the Law effects business men.

http://caselaw.findlaw.com/ny-supreme-court-appellate-division/1483040.html

 

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 16:02 | 1833935 Oh regional Indian
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Good stuff JW.

ORI

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 20:19 | 1835031 Dental Floss Tycoon
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Lying by only a factor of ten.  That's about as truthful as a fractional reserve banker can be.  

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:51 | 1833835 CClarity
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Also, recalling AIG, the way most banks protect against this contingency, is to buy CDS on the counterparty itself, thereby layering netting concerns on netting concerns, and pushing even more net exposure onto the strongest credit in the link:

Ala, Germany holding up the rest of Eurozone.  

And our solution to debt saturation is with more debt. 

Truly, the magical thinking of trying to outlast this rumbling approaching storm is not working.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:18 | 1833320 redpill
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The widow!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 21:25 | 1835187 NewThor
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Euro Markets down 5-6% tidal waves outflows beginning?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:50 | 1833474 ZerOhead
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Bernanke apparently.

My guess is that as CEO of Bankster Inc. , rather than see his boys take an obviously forthcoming big dirt nap on this, he is more likely than ever to backstop the European sovereign/bankster crisis early while trying his level best to keep his fingerprints off it.

And fortunately for GS Morgan and friends... that one time audit that showed up $16.1 trillion reasons NOT to trust the Fed is now over.

$2T or so of very quietly arranged currency 'swaps' to the Chinese Central Bank to lend on to Europe should be enough to kick this Europroblem down the road for a couple of more years without creating so much as a ripple in the markets.

Stupid idea huh?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 21:26 | 1835189 NewThor
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I wouldn't be surprised to see Bernanke have the balls to flat out announce QE3 tomorrow.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 19:51 | 1834938 vocational tainee
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Oh, why is it ,that I can only spend as much ,as is in my posession?..

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 22:53 | 1835442 jekyll island
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Because you don't have a printer like Big Ben

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 23:54 | 1835595 gmj
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Why don't you sign up for 50 new credit cards, max them out, and then buy CDSes on yourself? 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:08 | 1833268 Hard1
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Nothing to worry, US banks main counterparty are banks from France, a AAA rated CDO squared country.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:52 | 1833540 knukles
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Well, I'm hedged, what with all the CDS's on my books (carried at cost) from Bear Stearns, Lehman and MF Global.  What could go wrong?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:55 | 1833555 knukles
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Whaddya mean that because I bought my CDS's on Lehman from Lehman they're no good anymore?  ISDA didn't say anything about that.  Quit picking on me.  What the Bear STearns one from Bear and MF Globals from themselves too?  What is this, a fraud?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 21:13 | 1835158 slewie the pi-rat
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bilateral banksterism, BiCheZ!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:17 | 1833318 Deadpool
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or you better get 17,000 paying customers.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:56 | 1833561 TruthHunter
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I'll sell you a million dollar life insurance policy for $5 a month.  What a bargain!

 Looks great on paper but here's the thing: I don't actually have a million dollars.  So you better not die :)

 

If this weren't a kleptocracy, wouldn't the Insurance Regulators step in and say CDS are our turf this crap isn't legal?

So,  give back $5, pay a fine and maybe do some jail time.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:03 | 1833593 El Viejo
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Didn't congress have to have a special meeting to explain to those geniuses just how CDS work?

"When the people lead the leaders will follow." Some real genius said.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:24 | 1833696 Kayman
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No reserve Insurance policies.  What's not to like ?  Premiums are today's income.  Losses are "go fuck yourself".

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:52 | 1833856 Ned Zeppelin
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Tell that joke to Brooksley Born.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:19 | 1833658 peekcrackers
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Redpill

You can insure your bunk insurance  from me for 1 million for $2.50   and I'll sell it to some guy in Iceland as a money fundfor $20.00 a month and take out Put Ops against it.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:49 | 1833823 mccoyspace
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But that isn't fraud because your a "sophisticated investor" who would be aware of risks.
And how could it be fraud if everybody does it?

Hilarious

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:52 | 1834710 peekcrackers
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Hey let me add in a some of these Prime un-real estate ops I mean real estate markets ,, they are booming  in Detroit , ya appraised value  $68.00 ops I mean 680k.. great deal.. dont worry we will do CDS and sell it off to Bank in Canada they will throw it in to a pention hedge... all good!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 16:06 | 1833964 Oh regional Indian
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This thread above, with your line of thinking peek, is exactly how it DOES work. An eighth grader could understand it.

Insurance, one of THE biggest scams pulled on general humanity. Scum sucker business. Death, Fear business.

Most banks have strong insurance ties. Lying is in their DNA. Money for nothing. 

It all makes sense to me anyway. See Buffet....Banks and Insurance companies. 

And recently, what has the world of finance been dominated by? 

Writing policies on Money Bets.

See?

ORI

 

Toroidal Vortices and Stillness

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:44 | 1834681 peekcrackers
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Thanks  Oh regional

I am glad I stoped at grade 3 .

Yup a smiple little scam of  fancy words like "Insurance" to sell SHIT with nothing to back it up but a huge mess of suits finger pointig at each other.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 21:04 | 1835143 RafterManFMJ
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And if he dies, how's he to know you don't have the cash? You, sir, are brilliant! Although I fear you may in fact be a bankster by the way you think.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:05 | 1833239 Ahmeexnal
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No need to worry.  Just as Japan raised the limits on "dangerous levels of radiation exposure" so will the banks proclaim that their exposure to toxic assets will be within reasonable levels.

That's one of the fist lessons on Kick the can 101.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:40 | 1833445 DosZap
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Just as Japan raised the limits on "dangerous levels of radiation exposure"

Yeah,now their Importing RADIOACTIVE cars...............

Going to a Japanese dealer?, carry a Geiger counter.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:58 | 1834733 GeezerGeek
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Shop at night. Don't buy a car that glows in the dark.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 21:06 | 1835147 RafterManFMJ
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a car that glows in the dark

No Sir! That's not a defect, that's a feature! Normally we charge extra for that eerie green glow, but I can see you are a man of distinciton, and I really need to sell two more cars this week...tell you what I'm gonna go...

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 21:47 | 1835238 UP Forester
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....plus, when you go down a dirt road, you don't have to worry about the tubes breaking on your neon under-lights!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 22:49 | 1835431 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Cop: What you got in the trunk?

J. Frank Parnell: Ohhhh ... you don't want to look in there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZjZbJuhPAo

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:06 | 1833255 legal eagle
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Come on now!  Banks misleading and misrepresenting?  Say it aint so Charlie.

A local real estate lawyer just sent me some mortgage assignments Bank of America submitted in a foreclosure case - from a make believe pretend trust that doesnt exist to one that does.  They will try anything.

Stop playing their game!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 17:56 | 1834523 Mitzibitzi
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They'll dig out the biological and chemical weapons before they deign to fight you on the streets. There are too many of you and you're too well armed. Too many of you are veterans who know how to use those arms not just effectively but tactically and strategically. A straight up fight would degenerate into a decades long guerrilla campaign and TPTB know VERY well by now how well those turn out.

Going NBCR on the domestic population will engender a lot of outrage from the rest of the world, though, so it'll be essential that we get properly fucked by the same means at the same time, sadly. Welcome to the apocalypse.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 19:07 | 1834757 fnord88
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Why would NBCR cause outrage? It was the terrorists. Cause they hate our freedoms. Although Chavez has lots of oil. So maybe it will be the commies. They hate our freedoms too.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 21:08 | 1835153 RafterManFMJ
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Going NBCR on the domestic population will engender a lot of outrage from the rest of the world, though, so it'll be essential that we get properly fucked by the same means at the same time, sadly. Welcome to the apocalypse.

 

You could not be more mistaken; the rest of the world will laugh themselves into convulsions if the US imbecile mass gets gassed.  

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:16 | 1834593 disabledvet
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Who could that be I wonder?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:59 | 1833200 gojam
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Maestrom pulling everything and everyone down !

 

PS, Maestrom is a cool word isn't it ?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:05 | 1833236 Popo
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LOL.   It's   "M A E L S T R O M".

You're an idiot.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:09 | 1833254 gojam
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Typo. dickhead.

I don't mind being corrected. but you go to far to assume i'm an idiot and by assuming you show yourself up.

I'm at the end of a long day.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:13 | 1833282 Popo
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LOL at your excuse too.

The same "typo" TWICE in a two-sentence post?  

LOOOOOL

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:14 | 1833297 legal eagle
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Liked it better before you edited your post.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:16 | 1833308 Smithovsky
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what did the unedited version say?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:58 | 1833569 knukles
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Don't ask me, I wasn't listening.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:56 | 2292912 NoClueSneaker
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... I red Mae's Storm ... and wonderd why would she pull everything down. Mrs. West used to make everything growing, for at least 40 yrs.

 " Jack, is there a pistol in your pocket, or you're just happy to see me ... ? "

 

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 16:07 | 1833966 Oh regional Indian
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It said, I think, that curiousity killed the Cat.

ORI

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:34 | 1833417 ljag
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To = go to hell

 

Too = too much beer

 

Two = 1&1=2 (two)

 

write that shit down.....ok?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:42 | 1833432 Popo
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OMFG. The idiots are out in force today.  You sir, are also an uneducated idiot.   (Seriously, it's time for you to go back to work.  Those french fries don't cook themselves, you know.)

 

 

too    

adverb 

1.

in addition; also; furthermore; moreover:  e.g.:  "young, clever, and rich too."

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/too

Maybe *you* should write that shit down..  Ok? 

LOL.

Any more idiots want to step up to the plate?

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:49 | 1833511 Stax Edwards
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haha

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:07 | 1833598 Silver Dreamer
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Popo, his post wasn't directed towards you.

"I don't mind being corrected. but you go to far to assume i'm an idiot and by assuming you show yourself up."

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:10 | 1833609 Popo
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Ah.  Thanks for clarifying that SD.  

 

My sincere and humble apologies to Ijag.   Indentations aren't so good on smartphones.   The fault is mine.   I thought it was a reply to my post.

 

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 16:18 | 1834040 rosiescenario
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"but you go to fa"....that would be 'too' far

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:04 | 1834551 Grinder74
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Typo[,] dickhead.

I don't mind being corrected[,] but you go to[o] far to assume [I]'m an idiot[. A]nd by assuming[,] you show yourself up.

 

Seven more typos aren't winning your argument too well.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 01:29 | 1855635 matrix2012
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Overall this 'language correctness' section is the most entertaining part of this post... LOL
it's much more amusing to read than all the sinful stories of the banksters  :-)>....

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:00 | 1833575 El Viejo
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Must be a Dell Keyboard. I consistently make the same typo. It's maddening.

 There is a slight delay in the key type and Dell misses it consistently.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:13 | 1833635 gojam
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Unfortunately, El Viejo I can't blame Dell.

Just tired.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:59 | 1833204 trav7777
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When willl be a lot further into the future than you expect.

Last time they were imperiled, the government rushed to their rescue with trillions.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 16:55 | 1834230 Calmyourself
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Much further, no law, no insurance contract, no firm will pull this scam down.  Hunger only hunger and if they can contain that, welcome to 1984 winston..

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 16:14 | 2181964 stocktivity
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Why do you think Benny and Obama (never mind Obama...he doesn't have a clue about this kind of shit) sent Timmy to Europe every other week to tell them to do something. Benny is scared shitless.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:01 | 1833216 OpenEyes
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Banks are misrepresenting themselves to a gullible public?  By a factor of 10?  C'mon, really?  Banks wouldn't misrepresent the facts.  How could that possibly happen?  

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:10 | 1833612 junkyardjack
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Good thing they price all the illiquid securities that they hold themselves.  "Nope still looks good to me"

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:14 | 1833640 silverserfer
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"I hate numbers... there like to many of them.... UUUHHHHHHuhh

Uhhhuhhhhh Huhhhh huhhh" - Butthead

Mike Judge said it best.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:04 | 1833238 DutchZeroPrinter
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As long as the printers are online, no probs for super Mario and Osama Ben Bernanke!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 21:56 | 1835260 UP Forester
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Until they piss off enough people, devaluing monetary units and unilaterally dictating government actions.

Merry Christmas, ala Targoviste in 1989....

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 16:05 | 1833958 kung fu
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The PONZI scheme of FIAT REALITY begins and ends with the "ego", a false belief in separation from Source. The terror-filled shrieks of the guilty match step by step to the justl, angry, and innocent victims, whose raise up their pitchforks of retribution, seeking punishment of others. It's a childish game of personas, seeking and finding whatever "reality" their unexamined thoughts produce.

The ego is CLEVER, ie shell-game financial instruments are no diffent in essence than shell-game personas. Both conceal the LIE. Both are PIGS with lipstick.

The ego is a product of a world of conditioning, an ingrained bodily identification, a state of mind taught by those of the world, with all it's societal trappings: gifts (position, status, possessions) and anit-gifts (poverty, lonliness, isolation). Changing conditions, rich today---poor tomorrow, are NOT a true awareness of Self or Realilty.

The "self-concept", whose fabrication the world promotes, is the front man, caught in a dualistic reality; DECEIVER-VICTIM, US-THEM, RICH-POOR, etc. It simply shields the fantasy; we created all this, we are responsible. Defenses of the Ego, the false knowledge of the Tree of GOOD and EVIL, shield the mind from the Truth, and catches it in the web of duality.

 

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 20:18 | 1835028 donsluck
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Very good! Successful investers surf the waves of illusion, where remaining un-attached to the illusion is the key to it's mastery. In other words, pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:38 | 1834651 luna_man
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Oh Boy...And doe's this mean we get to hunt them down, the way they did Saddam and Quaddfi?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:38 | 1834652 luna_man
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Oh Boy...And doe's this mean we get to hunt them down, the way they did Saddam and Quaddfi?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 19:51 | 1834934 crazyjsmith
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As the song goes...

Lie to me, I promise, I'll believe.

Lie to me, just don't leave. 

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 21:21 | 1835177 covert
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bend over grab the vaseline and gold, here it comes:

http://expose2.wordpress.com

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:34 | 2180889 rufusbird
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No! No! Don't worry! It's all gonna work out! You'll see. They gonna let Jon Corzine do the math!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:53 | 1833156 Note to self
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Greetings, this is margin calling.  Give me all your dough.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:54 | 1833162 ReallySparky
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Tyler,  Clearly you are starting to change the world.  I for one will be donating today, knowing that very soon your servers will be blowing up when this sh*t hits the fan and the market liquidates.  Thank you for showing up everyday!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:44 | 1833475 topcallingtroll
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Everyone please donate. Even ten or twenty bucks a year would be apprwciateds. Internet ads and click throughs are peanuts, and ZH doesnt suck the public tit like NPR and PBS.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:57 | 1833560 nope-1004
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Tylers' servers won't crash, they'll probably be told to be "shut down" from the Federal Reserve Public Comment Advisory Board, headed by John Corzine, IMO.

LOL.  This freakin' gov't is such a joke.

Y'all gotta read this email I got today. 

VERY QUIETLY OBAMA'S CITIZENSHIP CASE REACHES THE SUPREME COURT AP - WASHINGTON D.C. - In a move certain to fuel the debate over Obama's qualifications for the presidency, the group "Americans for Freedom of Information" has Released copies of President Obama's college transcripts from Occidental College . Released today, the transcript school indicates that Obama, under the name Barry Soetoro, received financial aid as a foreign student from Indonesia as an undergraduate. The transcript was released by Occidental College in compliance with a court order in a suit brought by the group in the Superior Court of California. The transcript shows that Obama (Soetoro) applied for financial aid and was awarded a fellowship for foreign students from the Fulbright Foundation Scholarship program. To qualify, for the scholarship, a student must claim foreign citizenship. This document would seem to provide the smoking gun that many of Obama's detractors have been seeking. Along with the evidence that he was first born in Kenya and there is no record of him ever applying for US citizenship, this is looking pretty grim. The news has created a firestorm at the White House as the release casts increasing doubt about Obama's legitimacy and qualification to serve as President article titled, "Obama Eligibility Questioned," leading some to speculate that the story may overshadow economic issues on Obama's first official visit to the U.K. In a related matter, under growing pressure from several groups, Justice Antonin Scalia announced that the Supreme Court agreed on Tuesday to hear arguments concerning Obama's legal eligibility to serve as President in a case brought by Leo Donofrio of New Jersey . This lawsuit claims Obama's dual citizenship disqualified him from serving as president. Donofrio's case is just one of 18 suits brought by citizens demanding proof of Obama's citizenship or qualification to serve as president. Gary Kreep of the United States Justice Foundation has released the results of their investigation of Obama's campaign spending. This study estimates that Obama has spent upwards of $950,000 in campaign funds in the past year with eleven law firms in 12 states for legal resources to block disclosure of any of his personal records. Mr. Kreep indicated that the investigation is still ongoing but that the final report will be provided to the U.S. Attorney general, Eric Holder. Mr. Holder has refused to comment on the matter... LET OTHER FOLKS KNOW THIS NEWS, THE MEDIA WON'T !

Subject: RE: Issue of Passport? While I've little interest in getting in the middle of the Obama birth issue, Paul Hollrah over at FSM did so yesterday and believes the issue can be resolved by Obama answering one simple question: What passport did he use when he was shuttling between New York , Jakarta , and Karachi ? So how did a young man who arrived in New York in early June 1981, without the price of a hotel room in his pocket, suddenly come up with the price of a round-the-world trip just a month later? And once he was on a plane, shuttling between New York , Jakarta , and Karachi , what passport was he offering when he passed through Customs and Immigration? The American people not only deserve to have answers to these questions, they must have answers. It makes the debate over Obama's citizenship a rather short and simple one. Q: Did he travel to Pakistan in 1981, at age 20? A : Yes, by his own admission. Q: What passport did he travel under? A: There are only three possibilities. 1) He traveled with a U.S. .. Passport, 2) He traveled with a British passport, or 3) He traveled with an Indonesia passport. Q: Is it possible that Obama traveled with a U.S. Passport in 1981? A: No. It is not possible. Pakistan was on the U.S. State Department's "no travel" list in 1981. Conclusion: When Obama went to Pakistan in 1981 he was traveling either with a British passport or an Indonesian passport. If he were traveling with a British passport that would provide proof that he was born in Kenya on August 4, 1961, not in Hawaii as he claims. And if he were traveling with an Indonesian passport that would tend to prove that he relinquished whatever previous citizenship he held, British or American, prior to being adopted by his Indonesian step-father in 1967. Whatever the truth of the matter, the American people need to know how he managed to become a "natural born" American citizen between 1981 and 2008.. Given the destructive nature of his plans for America, as illustrated by his speech before Congress and the disastrous spending plan he has presented to Congress, the sooner we learn the truth of all this, the better.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:27 | 1833707 craigh01
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The whole Occidental college thing is a hoax, you know that right?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:33 | 1833736 knukles
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WTF,, everything else is make believe.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 19:37 | 1834870 Withdrawn Sanction
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Which "whole Occidental college thing" is a hoax? That he went there? That they had to answer a subpoena? Citations, please?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 22:02 | 1835281 jdh2358
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Citation is here, first link

http://tinyurl.com/6ytx3l3

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 19:14 | 1834785 GeezerGeek
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A little truth mixed with a little falsity makes for a great conspiracy tale. On the other hand, if the USA had a Constitution that anyone paid attention to, and if said Constitution required that presidents be 'natural born citizens', then Obama would not be president. Chester Arthur was the first illegitimate president on these grounds. Marco Rubio, the darling of the Republican party, does not qualify either. Nor Bobby Jindal, governor of Louisiana. For better or worse, only perhaps 1% (no, not the rich 1%) care what the Constitution says. Give it a rest. Obama will never be tossed out except by voters or term limits.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 19:44 | 1834896 ToddGak
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Still, with this nonsense?  Really, we have much bigger problems to deal with.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:55 | 1833167 JohnG
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Ten minutes in the shower, market up 120 pts.  W T F ?

Now, to read the article.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:42 | 1833453 SheepDog-One
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Convulsions. 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:51 | 1833528 Dave Thomas
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Apparently Adam Smith's "Magic Hand" was at work, get back into the shower CNBC needs their floozies to get all crotch happy.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 17:56 | 1834527 Piranhanoia
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They will sell more and more varied financial and sexual products before they are shut down. Just think how many smarter investors they would get if they hired nude anchor bimbos?   "Now someone is going to talk about creedit... what's that?"  Anyway, here's Poopi cuz I'm stuck to the leather seat,  Hi Poopi, nice thong!  .........

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 20:23 | 1835040 donsluck
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It's been done!

http://www.nakednews.com/

Maybe you could buy stock?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:56 | 1833172 jcaz
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Good article-  yep, pretty tough to hedge yourself when the people your hedge is with are underwater themselves.....

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:55 | 1833173 americanspirit
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Absolutely nobody.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:56 | 1833174 LawsofPhysics
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Simply put, insurance against bets on bets on bets on bets...

 

Now wonder paper is going to zero.  Got physical?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:58 | 1833906 DoChenRollingBearing
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+ $55,000

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 20:01 | 1834980 espirit
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Which of course has the ability to purchase whatever viable fiat will survive... if needed for trading.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:57 | 1833177 Gene Parmesan
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The definition of fraud.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:02 | 1833225 Zero Govt
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we got the definition of fraud now, it's the prosecution of fraud we're all awaiting to hurry the fuk up

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:14 | 1833299 Things that go bump
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No one is getting prosecuted for this.  When everything has gone in the shitter we are going to have to hunt down the perpretrators like the pigs they are and administer rough justice of our own, if we want it.  

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:07 | 1833603 LFMayor
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hopefully the Kiss Army will administer that justice.   We're millions strong!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:25 | 1833697 Things that go bump
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Study much history?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:40 | 1833763 LFMayor
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Oh I'm with you brother, the freikorps are the only justice that we're going to see. Until that's up and rolling it's the same game with your choice of two candidates and two parties to lay your VOTE on. 

I was referring to your avatar, and "The Kiss Army", which was a marketing meme that they used (don't know if you were there or not... I remember it though).  The "millions strong" was from the song "crazy nights". 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:57 | 1833183 Kassandra
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Insanity...down the rabbit hole again.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:09 | 1833242 Zero Govt
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insanity is an institution called Govt ...it puts the parasites and criminals at the top of the food chain ..all the madness we see about us is an effect of that rotten, inept and delusional institution

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:57 | 1833184 Ruffcut
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Don't give cnbs more terms like bilateral nettings. I pinky swear I'll shit all over this if they spew those words, in the coming days.

How many terms for bullshit can we come up with anyway.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:10 | 1833276 Jay Gould Esq.
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"How many terms for bullshit can we come up with anyway."

"Liesman;" "Beckie;" "Griffeth;" "bank-skank;" "Pisani;" "Power Lunch;" "actionable network," &c.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 22:08 | 1835295 UP Forester
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My fave is that dipshit Simon what's-his-fuck.  But then again, I guess all the networks figure that if they spout all their BS with an accent like Lady Di, the plebes will buy it hooker, limey and stinker....

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:57 | 1833188 maxw3st
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"...who’s ultimately going to pay for the losses?”

I have been asking that question for some time in regards to the Greek debt. I believe it may have something to do with why a "credit event" is being so carefully avoided. I doubt there is capital to back the outstanding CDS currently trading against Euro debt.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:18 | 1833319 iDealMeat
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Precisely..    + a quad in derivatives to you..  Everything is insolvent..

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 19:47 | 1834915 ToddGak
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When it all goes bad, the US Gov't will step in again to backstop the banks.  The Fed will soak up as much US Debt as necessary to get cash into the hands of the banks.  They are too big to fail.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 20:25 | 1835045 AE911Truth
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"...who’s ultimately going to pay for the losses?”

When the SHTF the CDS sellers will claim
"FORCE MANURE".

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:57 | 1833191 bank guy in Brussels
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Hilarious even though catastrophic in its implications ... for example, this quote from above, on how Goldman bought hedges against the AIG debacle ... from Lehman Brothers!

« Goldman Sachs said it had hedged itself against the collapse of AIG by buying CDS on the firm. Company documents later released by Congress showed that some of that protection was purchased from Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. »

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:22 | 1834612 disabledvet
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As if Dexia was any different. Why else put American taxpayers on the hook? Peekaboo...I see you!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 00:32 | 1835681 canuck
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It doesn't really surprise me that that surprises you seeing your handle...

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:58 | 1833197 Thepnr
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The fan has now stopped turning, shit has overwhelmed it!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:02 | 1833581 Uchtdorf
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That happened with my laptop once...uh, the fan thing, not the stink thing, that is.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:14 | 1833637 Vergeltung
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excellent new take on an older cliche. well played sir!

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:00 | 1833211 lolmao500
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“The big problem with all these gross exposures is counterparty risk. When the CDS is triggered due to default, will those counterparties be standing?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:52 | 1833446 Mercury
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In addition to counterparty risk we must now (as of this weekend) add reality acknowledgement risk: when some ISDA Determinations Committee rules that a default isn't officially a default....and therefore your hedge is no longer a hedge.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:51 | 1833847 Bearish News
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ISDA [CDS] Determinations Committee:

http://www.isda.org/dc/committees.html#Americas

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 19:46 | 1834905 Withdrawn Sanction
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ISDA = International Self-Dealing Association.

It's not a loss if we (the bankers who wrote this crap and collected premiums and bonuses for doing so) say it isn't.

Unfortunately, the ISDA determination does not stop the underlying instruments from falling further, as the MF case shows.  Indeed, the result is even more margin/collateral calls.  One way or another, by fire or by wind, this entire house of cards is coming down.

It will not be end of THE world, just then end of THIS (overleveraged, overextended, unproductive) world.  Good riddance.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:02 | 1833218 reader2010
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The Greatest Depression with the Chinese characteristics is down the road. Warz bitChez!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:01 | 1833220 lolmao500
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Latest Italian spread : 442 points.

But it's closed for now. So no doom till it reopens.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:05 | 1833245 Note to self
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Holy shit - SOME people must have pissed their pants looking at a 450 bps close.  Oh wait - that would be all of us.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:36 | 1834645 Rainman
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.....if..... it reopens

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:02 | 1833221 spinone
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If that happens forget it all.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:03 | 1833231 scatterbrains
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whew! Did BAC push it's CDS on the back of the tax payers just in time or what ? Bitch looks like it could blow any minute.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:31 | 1834634 disabledvet
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And there's the crux of the matter. I never argue with the logic, numbers or veracity of ZH and this is why. "these things have a way of cropping up." I would only say two thing: I think the counter argument that bank bailouts (European banks are too big to nationalize-you must agree to that) truly does "ring fence" the catastrophic condition. The second and my argument is far simpler: we'll kill them if they "do that to US." any arguments on my counter?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:04 | 1833235 chet
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It's like nearing the end of a game of Jenga. Which sticks can still be safely removed and which are integral? Was it MF Global?  Greece?  Some French Bank?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 21:19 | 1835171 NewThor
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Netflix? Bank of America? Credit Default Swaps?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:05 | 1833249 midgetrannyporn
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Color me surprised. </sarcasm>

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:07 | 1833256 FutureShock
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Yeah well Benny and Timmy know, and the ink is orderd for the IMF. Won't be american debt it will be theirs, we will just get the inflation. Huge gains will be a comming soon. You know what happens when soon is over.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:09 | 1833257 riley martini
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USA  Banks lying so it aint so this isn't China. HFT Cadian lost $1,800,000,000 on the MF fraud . Tyler can you do a piece on the holders of MF stock and the bonds they sold last week?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:07 | 1833262 clones2
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Will someone please explain this part... If the banks WROTE protection via CDS, and the CDS wont be paid out... dont they just collect that premium?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:09 | 1833271 clones2
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I did miss this part... "

The CDS holdings of U.S. banks are almost three times as much as their $181 billion in direct lending to the five countries at the end of June"

Just trying to figure out some of the math on this....

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:29 | 1833723 francis_the_won...
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"dont they just collect that premium?"

They have already collected the premiums and paid them out in bonuses.  All that's left is the liability.......although, theoretically, they have reserved against the payout.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 19:55 | 1834957 Withdrawn Sanction
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theoretically, they have reserved against the payout.

And there's the rub: How does one know? In the first place, the derivatives transactions are off-balance sheet. In the second, the AIG escapade shows there were no reserves....but even if there were, the third killer is the orders of magnitude are all wrong.

Until the banks can show credible evidence and independently verified data on netting, I will take their obfuscations as just so much self-serving BS. Netting my ass...

If one counterparty can bring this whole thing down (and I believe it can), this whole edifice is so fragile Im at a loss for an apt metaphor, though sand castles at high tide springs to mind...

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 11:29 | 1836928 francis_the_won...
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Indeed, and we are left to wonder, once again, why we didn't get a central clearing platform for OTC derivatives?  Simply amazing that Dodd-Frank failed to address this.....well, maybe not if one begins to understand just how rigged the game is.

I'm not much of one for metaphors, but I'm thinking of some sort of cheerleader pyramid.....but then again, my thoughts too often stray towards cheerleaders.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:08 | 1833265 Mark123
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Zero Hedge is the best at ferreting out these skeletons in the closet!!

 

So the real hedge for the banksters is that governments (by robbing from their citizens) will always bail out the big banks - and all this fancy CDS financial engineering type stuff is just a smoke screen so they can pretend that their rape and pillage business model is quite reasonable and for the good of us all.

 

Praise Jesus....those banks are such a blessing to us all!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:18 | 1833275 tony bonn
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huge kudos to zh for articulating this subject. unregulated derivatives markets are irreducibly complex systems which cannot be modeled with simple constructs. in essence, the media fucktards want to use (so to speak) arithmetic where differential equations are required and are thus impelled to make a plethora of simplifying assumptions to make their elementary school tools work.

fuck the main stream media.

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:45 | 1833486 DosZap
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tony bonn,

derivatives

Sad part is most folks authorized to sell them, do not even know WHAT they are.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 19:30 | 1834852 giddy
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Ummm... okay... modeling derivatives is complex... but the notion that you reap what you sow is pretty simple... in fact by overly complicating what should be simple arithmatic and pretending that its possible to hedge all human activity is so full of hubris and vanity that its way beyond merely offensive.  And -- the point of all this crap is not to save mankind or make civilization a better place -- but to enrich a bunch of fuckwads that believe they're the "best and brightest".  Look at history.  Wash, rinse, repeat.  Greed is the basis of its own distruction.      

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:11 | 1833279 spartan117
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GROSS BECOMES NET!

 

Jim Sinclair has been saying this for what, 5 years now?  Nothing new.  No way to make good on all those CDS out there.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:13 | 1833290 ReallySparky
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OT: Tin Foil Hat On... Was pondering last night the MF bankruptcy and lack of balance sheet details, what if the crap (derivatives), BAC moved into the bank against the FDIC wishes had anything to do with the immenent bankruptcy of MF Global.  Sure would be like a Goldmanite to soak the taxpayers again, with the Fed's blessing of course.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:14 | 1833296 TimmyM
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Last collateral standing-PMs

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:21 | 1833334 MsCreant
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On the rise as you speak.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:15 | 1833302 PulauHantu29
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Oh Sweet Jesus, I was afraid you were going to bring this "exposure" thing up again.....

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