Hurricane Issac Expected To Pass Right Above GOP Convention

Tyler Durden's picture

With only days until the great unveiling and back-slapping that is the GOP's 'convention without walls', we humbly suggest they erect some - and buy some umbrellas. In NOAA's most recent update, Hurricane Isaac is forecast to pass right down the middle of main street Tampa amid Romney-and-Ryan's great moment so far. Of course, TOTUS will be riley smiling, noting that God didn't build this storm, his government did. Somewhat ironically, Tampa mayor Bob Buckhorn added, for once, "Safety is going to trump politics" - perhaps he should tell Bernanke.


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holdbuysell's picture

"TOTUS will be riley smiling, noting that God didn't build this storm, his government did."

Weather (pun intended), conspiracy fact or conspiracy fiction geo-engineering (weather manipulation) is a topic of the day:

GetZeeGold's picture



Obama : Dial up HAARP on their asses!


Dalago's picture

"Setting a good example is a far better way to spread ideals than through force of arms"  - Ron Paul

AldousHuxley's picture
  • unproductive old farts on social security and medicare taken out....less hypocrit no socialized medicine for you, medicare for me tea party.


hopefully sarah palin's limo gets thrown out to the sea with her white trash family in it.



Ignatius's picture

Waiting for the Rev. Pat Robertson (R) to announce this is God's will to smite the iniquity and depravity of the Republican convention goers.... waiting .... waiting ....

Deo vindice's picture

Divine justice upon the GOP for the way they (mis)treated Ron Paul?

AldousHuxley's picture

watch these "conservatives" cry out for government help when their shit gets destroyed by the storm.


Ron Paul should go there to tell them you are not true fiscal conservatives, god isn't going to repair jack squat, and good luck.

puckles's picture

I still find it somewhat unbelievable that a bunch of neocons (i.e., semi/former socialists who grew up mainly as red diaper babies and eventually found that Mama was wrong, and embraced war as a result) managed to take over the old Republican party, one that profoundly disagreed with foreign entanglements of any variety, detested taxes, and promoted liberty and small government a la the Constitution, which mandated it.  

The last Presidential candidate of that variety was Goldwater (1964), whom I supported, even though I was too young to vote.  His campaign was utterly torpedoed by the new emerging medium of TV advertising; a Democrat ad told avid Cold War listeners that Goldwater would start WWIII overnight. Goldwater, unfortunately, also had all the appeal telegenically of Ron Paul.  The assassination of JFK also more or less assured the re-election of Johnson, who was an utter disaster both militarily and socially.

There is and never shall be immediate divine justice of any sort for explicitly political acts; if one believes in divine justice or karma, only the affected are benefited, and typically this can take far longer than a generation or two.  The time to act is in the present, and in the present only.

aint no fortunate son's picture

Good page - thanks. Really thrilled to be living 1o miles south of Sarasota right now

Its still very poorly formed and some models including the European one have it tending further south then the consensus - good for me maybe but not good for the GoM because it will still track out over the Loop. If that happens I have a feeling the SPR will be opened, somebody's just itching for an excuse to play politics...

Tippoo Sultan's picture

Frankly, before the completely unbiased, objective media get "all wee-weed up" over what will in all likelihood be a 200 nautical mile miss by "Isaac" of the GOP Convention's host city, they need lest forget where the Democrats are holding their election year soiree: the very capital of Hurricane Alley, at very near peak tropical cyclone season.

Be careful what you wish for, NBC, CBS, CNN, Fox...

earnyermoney's picture

BTW, you have a nice summer palace in Mysore. You should have sought George Washington for some advice on kicking Cornwallis in the ass.

Tippoo Sultan's picture

Thank you. My wives enjoy it immensely. Lord Cornwallis...and to think that the British Army never gave yours truly any credit for the "Congreves" which were instrumental during several victorious engagements with Bonaparte -- all proprietary Mysore technology. An early lesson in intellectual property rights. Ought have patented the damn things, and retired to a simple life of Parchesi and royalty payments.

AlaricBalth's picture

A blowhard ruining the day for a bunch of blowhards. Karma does exist!

old naughty's picture

Check this out: Typhoon Tembin (named by Japan, meaning scale of justice), just executed a third right-angled turn, headed back out to where it started.

Lost My Shorts's picture

Actually, it's super luck for the Republicans.  The first two days is just the parade of crazies, and the whole media story line would have been how well the Party is managing its crazies to avoid electoral damage.  Talking head says:  "Next up the Rep. Tad Wingnut.  Here is all the crazy stuff he said in the last five years ... will he say anything embarrassing today or will the party manage to keep him on message?"  Now the Party will have an excuse to cancel lots of potentially embarassing speeches and eliminate all that commentary, without offending all the Tad Wingnuts or their followers.

This proves God really is a Republican.

BLOTTO's picture

If Tesla could make earthquakes in the late 1800's by himself in his NYC apartment...

What do you think they can do with the weather in 2012?

A. Manipulate it.

Like everything else...

Renewable Life's picture

No one fear.......Mitty has the secret underwear, there hurricane proof!

Yellowhoard's picture

Just watched this video last night.

Very informative.

Gully Foyle's picture


That Biden visit to Tampa got my wheels spinning.  What the hell are they up to?  How far is Biden willing to go to remain relevant?  To stay on the ticket?  So I put some feelers out to the WH.  Got lots of people willing to talk and share these days.

Here’s the deal.  Nobody has heard anything on that visit beyond it’s being planned.  SS had protocols in place only as recently as 72 hours ago.  So this thing wasn’t planned more than a week ago.  At the most.  That means the campaign is being damn tight lipped about it which is out of the ordinary for them.  Now that has me really thinking.  Something don’t sit right here.  Why send the #2 right down to the GOP convention?  What is the purpose?  Leak the trip, but don’t say anything substantial regarding the reason for the trip.  Just a publicity stunt?  An attempt at poking the eye of the Romney team?

That don’t add up for.  Not even close.  So I’m asking around some more. And I’m not the only one.  Nothing is coming back. Finally get a call into the Old Man.  Alert him to my concerns.  Within 30 minutes he gets back to me.  We got legit Intel from military source.  Nothing concrete.  Which got our source’s attention.  That is a big red alert.  This thing is being planned.  Staged.  Might be a handful of local law enforcement in on it.  Apparently a related communication from DHS within the last 24 hrs.   Union thugs.  Got to be a Jarrett Gerard initiated plan.  Something along those lines.

I’m giving you and your readers a heads up here.  False flag.  The real deal.  They will try and control it but make it look uncontrolled.  Dangerous.  Make it reflect poorly on the Republicans and their supporters.  A dangerous and desperate operation here.  Even a dimwit like Biden has to know how dangerous.

Tirpitz's picture

"Even a dimwit like Biden..."

Careful, friend. Biden is the best the donkey crowd could find for that job.

shovelhead's picture

Jokey Joe went to Clearwater to cut a deal with the Scientologists.

They're going to tie balloons to the fender struts of the Momon bicycles.

The sound will drown out Romney's speech.


to Fema Camps.

Pants McPants's picture


Who cares.  No difference between the two parties anyway, so it's not like this 'false flag' - should it happen - will have any impact on anything other than the red/blue pissing match.

Benjamin Glutton's picture

Biden's visit simply enables more intense Federal Security preparation.


nothing to see here.

heavy_metals's picture

Maybe not so much conspiracy as reality.  US Government's HAARP program was discussed in an episode on History Channel called "Weather Warfare".  From an old defense document during the 1950's "all wars of the future will be fought using computer or weather warfare".  HAARP uses Tesla's theories on using ELF's to produce earthquakes, if the right frequency was found.  Early research showed that jetstreams could be 'bent' to alter weather.  In addition to USA having HAARP up in Alaska, I recently learned that both China & Russia have similar programs. 

I believe we may already be in the weather warfare phase of operations.  It's certain we are in the cyber war phase also.

Tirpitz's picture

If this HAARP crap worked, looking at the latest crop condition reports, permit me to wonder whom they consider to be the enemy...

holdbuysell's picture

According to the video, Monsanto, with it's patented abiotic stress tolerant, drought tolerant terminating seeds, sees the independent farmers who don't use Monsanto's seed as the enemy.

Yes_Questions's picture





A Government captured by the very people who've claimed, and jealously protect dominion over, resources on which humanity depends for survival has enemies?





GolfHatesMe's picture

They just can't aim it yet.  OIHO

knukles's picture

A golf buddy of mine once got a hand tooled solid leather (weighed a fucking ton, but fit on a cart) bag in Mexico that had in humongoloid letters on the side spelled 


Whatta hoot.

GeezerGeek's picture

They photographed Obama from the front instead of from the rear. OIHO from behind is OHIO. Totally backwards, just like every other liberal/progressive/fascist ploy.

my puppy for prez's picture

Let me explain how this works:

Create a massive flood or drought.  Farmers can't make it, and have to sell for pennies on the dollar.  People like Soros buy it up.  

Don't think this happens?  IT HAS!!!

Soros bought up a huge amount of Midwest farmland after the floods.

We have 4 family farms in Indiana, so I pay attention, and this is the reality.

Renewable Life's picture

Weather Conspirecies that benefit Soros, Rothschilds controlling every arrogant, alpha personality, egomaniac rich person on the planet, get real!!!!

Man, you couldn't get a Country Club in the suburbs of Indianapolis, to agree on changing the colors of their golf carts, without 4 meetings and months of bickering back and forth! Anyone who believes this BS about Conspirecies that involve rich, powerful individuals, just hasn't spent any time around rich people! I'm not saying Conspirecies haven't occurred throughout history AND that powerful interest wouldn't love to scheme and conspire all day, their just horrible at it, and they can't trust each other, and no one can keep their mouth shut!

If you want to prove this to yourself, just do this experiment within your own family and inner circle, pick JUST 2 people and tell them you won the lottery last week. Don't say for how much, and tell them they can't tell anyone else and you can't claim it because of tax purposes, for 30 days!! Then start the clock, on how long it takes for this rumor to get to you!!

You put money, life altering circumstances, curiosity and human nature together, and shit hits the fan, almost every time!

jayman21's picture

Did you watch the video?


These people in power are not like the ones you describe.  They are long-term planners and wired differently than the middle class.  Look up psychopath or sociopath and then think about who is in power and how much do you have in common with people in power vs. a shop owner in Baghdad, or Frankfurt, or Tel Aviv, or anywhere else.  The people in power are wired differently and they know that.  They depend on you thinking that they are not wired differently.  They hope you can walk in other peoples shoes because that will give you boundaries as to what you are willing to do to win a game.  They do not have boundaries and want to win at all costs.

Disenchanted's picture



"geo-engineering" "weather warfare" etc.


Others are engaging even in an eco-type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves. ~ SecDef William Cohen(Clinton) on April 28, 1997


If "others" are capable of that, you can damn sure bet Cohen et al are as well.

Dr. Engali's picture

Interesting video. Thanks for sharing.

DeltaDawn's picture

Everyone and their dog needs to see this! Pass it on.

Link is to: "Why in the world are they spraying"
Newly released

jayman21's picture

Just bookmarked it. links from other ZHer's.

lolmao500's picture

In other news...

Election model with 100% success rate for past 30 years predicts Romney victory

Meh. Everybody hates Romney, even Poseidon.

Dr. Engali's picture

Romney is not going to win this "election". TPTB have their tool in they want,Romney is just plan B.

Gully Foyle's picture

Dr. Engali

The Scenario (2016)

The Great Recession of the early twenty-first century lasts far longer than anyone anticipated. After a change in control of the White House and Congress in 2012, the governing party cuts off all funding that had been dedicated to boosting the economy or toward relief. The United States economy has flatlined, much like Japan’s in the 1990s, for the better part of a decade. By 2016, the economy shows signs of reawakening, but the middle and lower-middle classes have yet to experience much in the way of job growth or pay raises. Unemployment continues to hover perilously close to double digits, small businesses cannot meet bankers’ terms to borrow money, and taxes on the middle class remain relatively high. A high-profile and vocal minority has directed the public’s fear and frustration at nonwhites and immigrants. After almost ten years of race-baiting and immigrant-bashing by right-wing demagogues, nearly one in five Americans reports being vehemently opposed to immigration, legal or illegal, and even U.S.-born nonwhites have become occasional targets for mobs of angry whites.

shovelhead's picture

Helter Skelter...

The PTB have started the plan.

Charlie Manson -2016.

GeezerGeek's picture

The race-baiting is being done by the same folks who suppressed American blacks for decades: Democrats.

i-dog's picture

I smell yet another attempt to mobilise Obomber voters. Why else would a known liberal, anti-GOP, blog headline this?

ghengis86's picture

Oh please, oh please, oh please...