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Hurricane Issac Expected To Pass Right Above GOP Convention

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With only days until the great unveiling and back-slapping that is the GOP's 'convention without walls', we humbly suggest they erect some - and buy some umbrellas. In NOAA's most recent update, Hurricane Isaac is forecast to pass right down the middle of main street Tampa amid Romney-and-Ryan's great moment so far. Of course, TOTUS will be riley smiling, noting that God didn't build this storm, his government did. Somewhat ironically, Tampa mayor Bob Buckhorn added, for once, "Safety is going to trump politics" - perhaps he should tell Bernanke.



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Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:28 | 2729750 holdbuysell
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"TOTUS will be riley smiling, noting that God didn't build this storm, his government did."

Weather (pun intended), conspiracy fact or conspiracy fiction geo-engineering (weather manipulation) is a topic of the day:

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:35 | 2729770 GetZeeGold
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Obama : Dial up HAARP on their asses!


Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:38 | 2729781 Triggernometry
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For all your hurricane forecast needs:

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:49 | 2729801 Dalago
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"Setting a good example is a far better way to spread ideals than through force of arms"  - Ron Paul

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:12 | 2729891 Spirit Of Truth
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God is watching...

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:24 | 2730651 AldousHuxley
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  • unproductive old farts on social security and medicare taken out....less hypocrit no socialized medicine for you, medicare for me tea party.


hopefully sarah palin's limo gets thrown out to the sea with her white trash family in it.



Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:16 | 2730150 Ignatius
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Waiting for the Rev. Pat Robertson (R) to announce this is God's will to smite the iniquity and depravity of the Republican convention goers.... waiting .... waiting ....

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 11:01 | 2730305 Deo vindice
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Divine justice upon the GOP for the way they (mis)treated Ron Paul?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:25 | 2730663 AldousHuxley
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watch these "conservatives" cry out for government help when their shit gets destroyed by the storm.


Ron Paul should go there to tell them you are not true fiscal conservatives, god isn't going to repair jack squat, and good luck.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 18:06 | 2731851 puckles
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I still find it somewhat unbelievable that a bunch of neocons (i.e., semi/former socialists who grew up mainly as red diaper babies and eventually found that Mama was wrong, and embraced war as a result) managed to take over the old Republican party, one that profoundly disagreed with foreign entanglements of any variety, detested taxes, and promoted liberty and small government a la the Constitution, which mandated it.  

The last Presidential candidate of that variety was Goldwater (1964), whom I supported, even though I was too young to vote.  His campaign was utterly torpedoed by the new emerging medium of TV advertising; a Democrat ad told avid Cold War listeners that Goldwater would start WWIII overnight. Goldwater, unfortunately, also had all the appeal telegenically of Ron Paul.  The assassination of JFK also more or less assured the re-election of Johnson, who was an utter disaster both militarily and socially.

There is and never shall be immediate divine justice of any sort for explicitly political acts; if one believes in divine justice or karma, only the affected are benefited, and typically this can take far longer than a generation or two.  The time to act is in the present, and in the present only.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:19 | 2729920 aint no fortuna...
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Good page - thanks. Really thrilled to be living 1o miles south of Sarasota right now

Its still very poorly formed and some models including the European one have it tending further south then the consensus - good for me maybe but not good for the GoM because it will still track out over the Loop. If that happens I have a feeling the SPR will be opened, somebody's just itching for an excuse to play politics...

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:53 | 2730044 Tippoo Sultan
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Frankly, before the completely unbiased, objective media get "all wee-weed up" over what will in all likelihood be a 200 nautical mile miss by "Isaac" of the GOP Convention's host city, they need lest forget where the Democrats are holding their election year soiree: the very capital of Hurricane Alley, at very near peak tropical cyclone season.

Be careful what you wish for, NBC, CBS, CNN, Fox...

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:08 | 2730109 earnyermoney
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BTW, you have a nice summer palace in Mysore. You should have sought George Washington for some advice on kicking Cornwallis in the ass.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:43 | 2730741 Tippoo Sultan
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Thank you. My wives enjoy it immensely. Lord Cornwallis...and to think that the British Army never gave yours truly any credit for the "Congreves" which were instrumental during several victorious engagements with Bonaparte -- all proprietary Mysore technology. An early lesson in intellectual property rights. Ought have patented the damn things, and retired to a simple life of Parchesi and royalty payments.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:38 | 2729782 AlaricBalth
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A blowhard ruining the day for a bunch of blowhards. Karma does exist!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:39 | 2729786 johnQpublic
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God doing gods work?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:14 | 2729898 old naughty
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Check this out: Typhoon Tembin (named by Japan, meaning scale of justice), just executed a third right-angled turn, headed back out to where it started.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:23 | 2729927 Lost My Shorts
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Actually, it's super luck for the Republicans.  The first two days is just the parade of crazies, and the whole media story line would have been how well the Party is managing its crazies to avoid electoral damage.  Talking head says:  "Next up the Rep. Tad Wingnut.  Here is all the crazy stuff he said in the last five years ... will he say anything embarrassing today or will the party manage to keep him on message?"  Now the Party will have an excuse to cancel lots of potentially embarassing speeches and eliminate all that commentary, without offending all the Tad Wingnuts or their followers.

This proves God really is a Republican.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:55 | 2729840 BLOTTO
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If Tesla could make earthquakes in the late 1800's by himself in his NYC apartment...

What do you think they can do with the weather in 2012?

A. Manipulate it.

Like everything else...

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:18 | 2730613 Renewable Life
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No one fear.......Mitty has the secret underwear, there hurricane proof!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:37 | 2729777 Yellowhoard
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Just watched this video last night.

Very informative.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:41 | 2729802 Gully Foyle
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That Biden visit to Tampa got my wheels spinning.  What the hell are they up to?  How far is Biden willing to go to remain relevant?  To stay on the ticket?  So I put some feelers out to the WH.  Got lots of people willing to talk and share these days.

Here’s the deal.  Nobody has heard anything on that visit beyond it’s being planned.  SS had protocols in place only as recently as 72 hours ago.  So this thing wasn’t planned more than a week ago.  At the most.  That means the campaign is being damn tight lipped about it which is out of the ordinary for them.  Now that has me really thinking.  Something don’t sit right here.  Why send the #2 right down to the GOP convention?  What is the purpose?  Leak the trip, but don’t say anything substantial regarding the reason for the trip.  Just a publicity stunt?  An attempt at poking the eye of the Romney team?

That don’t add up for.  Not even close.  So I’m asking around some more. And I’m not the only one.  Nothing is coming back. Finally get a call into the Old Man.  Alert him to my concerns.  Within 30 minutes he gets back to me.  We got legit Intel from military source.  Nothing concrete.  Which got our source’s attention.  That is a big red alert.  This thing is being planned.  Staged.  Might be a handful of local law enforcement in on it.  Apparently a related communication from DHS within the last 24 hrs.   Union thugs.  Got to be a Jarrett Gerard initiated plan.  Something along those lines.

I’m giving you and your readers a heads up here.  False flag.  The real deal.  They will try and control it but make it look uncontrolled.  Dangerous.  Make it reflect poorly on the Republicans and their supporters.  A dangerous and desperate operation here.  Even a dimwit like Biden has to know how dangerous.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:45 | 2729817 Tirpitz
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"Even a dimwit like Biden..."

Careful, friend. Biden is the best the donkey crowd could find for that job.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:59 | 2729848 shovelhead
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Jokey Joe went to Clearwater to cut a deal with the Scientologists.

They're going to tie balloons to the fender struts of the Momon bicycles.

The sound will drown out Romney's speech.


to Fema Camps.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:34 | 2729966 Pants McPants
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Who cares.  No difference between the two parties anyway, so it's not like this 'false flag' - should it happen - will have any impact on anything other than the red/blue pissing match.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:50 | 2730026 Benjamin Glutton
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Biden's visit simply enables more intense Federal Security preparation.


nothing to see here.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:45 | 2729816 heavy_metals
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Maybe not so much conspiracy as reality.  US Government's HAARP program was discussed in an episode on History Channel called "Weather Warfare".  From an old defense document during the 1950's "all wars of the future will be fought using computer or weather warfare".  HAARP uses Tesla's theories on using ELF's to produce earthquakes, if the right frequency was found.  Early research showed that jetstreams could be 'bent' to alter weather.  In addition to USA having HAARP up in Alaska, I recently learned that both China & Russia have similar programs. 

I believe we may already be in the weather warfare phase of operations.  It's certain we are in the cyber war phase also.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:48 | 2729825 Tirpitz
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If this HAARP crap worked, looking at the latest crop condition reports, permit me to wonder whom they consider to be the enemy...

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:08 | 2729880 holdbuysell
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According to the video, Monsanto, with it's patented abiotic stress tolerant, drought tolerant terminating seeds, sees the independent farmers who don't use Monsanto's seed as the enemy.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:08 | 2729881 Yes_Questions
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A Government captured by the very people who've claimed, and jealously protect dominion over, resources on which humanity depends for survival has enemies?





Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:13 | 2729896 GolfHatesMe
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They just can't aim it yet.  OIHO

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:18 | 2729915 knukles
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A golf buddy of mine once got a hand tooled solid leather (weighed a fucking ton, but fit on a cart) bag in Mexico that had in humongoloid letters on the side spelled 


Whatta hoot.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:23 | 2729929 GolfHatesMe
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Ron Mecxio

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 11:36 | 2730436 GeezerGeek
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They photographed Obama from the front instead of from the rear. OIHO from behind is OHIO. Totally backwards, just like every other liberal/progressive/fascist ploy.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:10 | 2730124 my puppy for prez
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Let me explain how this works:

Create a massive flood or drought.  Farmers can't make it, and have to sell for pennies on the dollar.  People like Soros buy it up.  

Don't think this happens?  IT HAS!!!

Soros bought up a huge amount of Midwest farmland after the floods.

We have 4 family farms in Indiana, so I pay attention, and this is the reality.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:12 | 2730579 Renewable Life
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Weather Conspirecies that benefit Soros, Rothschilds controlling every arrogant, alpha personality, egomaniac rich person on the planet, get real!!!!

Man, you couldn't get a Country Club in the suburbs of Indianapolis, to agree on changing the colors of their golf carts, without 4 meetings and months of bickering back and forth! Anyone who believes this BS about Conspirecies that involve rich, powerful individuals, just hasn't spent any time around rich people! I'm not saying Conspirecies haven't occurred throughout history AND that powerful interest wouldn't love to scheme and conspire all day, their just horrible at it, and they can't trust each other, and no one can keep their mouth shut!

If you want to prove this to yourself, just do this experiment within your own family and inner circle, pick JUST 2 people and tell them you won the lottery last week. Don't say for how much, and tell them they can't tell anyone else and you can't claim it because of tax purposes, for 30 days!! Then start the clock, on how long it takes for this rumor to get to you!!

You put money, life altering circumstances, curiosity and human nature together, and shit hits the fan, almost every time!

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 09:03 | 2733332 jayman21
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Did you watch the video?


These people in power are not like the ones you describe.  They are long-term planners and wired differently than the middle class.  Look up psychopath or sociopath and then think about who is in power and how much do you have in common with people in power vs. a shop owner in Baghdad, or Frankfurt, or Tel Aviv, or anywhere else.  The people in power are wired differently and they know that.  They depend on you thinking that they are not wired differently.  They hope you can walk in other peoples shoes because that will give you boundaries as to what you are willing to do to win a game.  They do not have boundaries and want to win at all costs.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:20 | 2729819 Disenchanted
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"geo-engineering" "weather warfare" etc.


Others are engaging even in an eco-type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves. ~ SecDef William Cohen(Clinton) on April 28, 1997


If "others" are capable of that, you can damn sure bet Cohen et al are as well.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:36 | 2729974 Dr. Engali
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Interesting video. Thanks for sharing.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:04 | 2730089 DeltaDawn
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Everyone and their dog needs to see this! Pass it on.

Link is to: "Why in the world are they spraying"
Newly released

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 11:20 | 2730393 jayman21
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Just bookmarked it. links from other ZHer's.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:28 | 2729752 lolmao500
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In other news...

Election model with 100% success rate for past 30 years predicts Romney victory

Meh. Everybody hates Romney, even Poseidon.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:37 | 2729779 Dr. Engali
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Romney is not going to win this "election". TPTB have their tool in they want,Romney is just plan B.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:44 | 2729811 Gully Foyle
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Dr. Engali

The Scenario (2016)

The Great Recession of the early twenty-first century lasts far longer than anyone anticipated. After a change in control of the White House and Congress in 2012, the governing party cuts off all funding that had been dedicated to boosting the economy or toward relief. The United States economy has flatlined, much like Japan’s in the 1990s, for the better part of a decade. By 2016, the economy shows signs of reawakening, but the middle and lower-middle classes have yet to experience much in the way of job growth or pay raises. Unemployment continues to hover perilously close to double digits, small businesses cannot meet bankers’ terms to borrow money, and taxes on the middle class remain relatively high. A high-profile and vocal minority has directed the public’s fear and frustration at nonwhites and immigrants. After almost ten years of race-baiting and immigrant-bashing by right-wing demagogues, nearly one in five Americans reports being vehemently opposed to immigration, legal or illegal, and even U.S.-born nonwhites have become occasional targets for mobs of angry whites.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:06 | 2729871 shovelhead
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Helter Skelter...

The PTB have started the plan.

Charlie Manson -2016.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 11:40 | 2730452 GeezerGeek
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The race-baiting is being done by the same folks who suppressed American blacks for decades: Democrats.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:40 | 2729792 i-dog
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I smell yet another attempt to mobilise Obomber voters. Why else would a known liberal, anti-GOP, blog headline this?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:05 | 2729866 lolmao500
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Good point.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:29 | 2729756 ghengis86
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Oh please, oh please, oh please...

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:36 | 2729773 GetZeeGold
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OK, OK, problem already.


Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:30 | 2729758 Comay Mierda
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I'm sure O'bummers top secret weather manipulation tools had nothing to do with this

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:40 | 2729794 Tirpitz
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Dire prospects then. While O'bummer - sometimes - gets things started, did he ever finish any project successfully?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:46 | 2729820 tankster
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Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:48 | 2729821 tankster
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DBL sorry.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:31 | 2729763 New_Meat
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Are PhD. Weather-people's expectations any better than PhD. economists' expectations? - Ned

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:38 | 2729780 Tirpitz
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Forecasting weather is a kind of (soft) science. Economics is more like a religion.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:32 | 2729764 DavidJ
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Will Pat Robertson now declare that God does not support Romney?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:37 | 2729775 Tirpitz
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To the contrary - he'll be storm-proof after the dousing.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:37 | 2729778 Urban Roman
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Proof that God hates Republicans.

The real question is, is this a legitimate hurricane, or a just-fooling-around hurricane?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:56 | 2729841 Sauk Leader
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If it tracks this way it may hit Charlotte too. He must hate everyone. Another question would be, will FEMA show up in tampa?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:07 | 2729876 eclectic syncretist
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That or God doesn't support Mormon's.  He's right up there with Sharpton with this kind of stuff.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:05 | 2730099 my puppy for prez
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Definitely NOT!!!  They, along with Hagee, are the bestest Zio-buddies!

Pat wil declare that the hurricane is a result of America not bombing Iran fast enough.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:33 | 2729767 RyanW525
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I would give away my last couple of freedoms for this thing to hit tampa dead on!!!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:40 | 2729791 ghengis86
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What are these freedoms you speak of?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:42 | 2729806 Tirpitz
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Both of them: the freedom to not speak, and the freedom to not think.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:49 | 2729828 LoneStarHog
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Big Gulps and Slurpees are still legal in his area.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:37 | 2729774 Cranios
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Doin' a great job, Brownie!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:37 | 2729776 surf0766
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It is moving west.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:39 | 2729789 tankster
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With only days until the great unveiling and back-slapping that is the GOP's 'convention without walls', we humbly suggest they erect some.

First, maybe only, belly laugh of the day. Thanks again, Tyler!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:41 | 2729795 fonzannoon
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anyone watching this guy bullard bashing fed policy and admitting to punishing savers...yet saying more qe is coming? he sounds like paul ryan voting for tarp

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:49 | 2729830 azzhatter
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Bullard=Fucktard    DIAF

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:59 | 2729846 Augustus
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TARP has been mostly repaid, with a profit.

Perhaps you forgot?

Biggest loss will be from the auto union bailout funding, done with "repourposed" funds.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:06 | 2729870 Disenchanted
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"TARP has been mostly repaid, with a profit."


According to who...the same sources who've been telling all those other lies?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:52 | 2730039 Chump
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How would you even begin proving that TARP has been "mostly repaid"?  What percentage is "mostly"?  How did you determine the profit when "some" of the debt is still outstanding?  Who still owes?  How much?  What reports are you relying on for this information and who released them?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 13:13 | 2730863 BooMushroom
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Indeed. That's why our deficit is so small this year!~

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:41 | 2729798 lizzy36
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Yes Virgina there may be a Santa Claus and he is coming early this year. 

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:42 | 2729804 buzzsaw99
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Isaac, that's a nice jewish name. It will probably just rain fiat on his uber-rich friends.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:44 | 2729807 midtowng
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It's going to pass over my head Friday evening.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:47 | 2729823 LoneStarHog
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Well...I guess that is good news...One might worry if it passed UNDER your feet, Dorothy...Follow the Yellow Brick Road, filled with Tungsten.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:44 | 2729808 Disenchanted
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The magic underwear will deflect the hurricane.


Speaking of using climate/weather, earthquakes, etc. as weapons:



Others are engaging even in an eco-type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves. ~ SecDef William Cohen(Clinton) on April 28, 1997
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:45 | 2729815 LoneStarHog
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This is a very PRESCIENT hurricane and a METHPHOR of the November Elections 2012.  Too bad the hurricane is not named Paul.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:05 | 2729867 eclectic syncretist
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or Mittens. 

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 11:45 | 2730471 GeezerGeek
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Methphor? Been sampling what you've been cooking?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 11:59 | 2730523 LoneStarHog
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Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:47 | 2729822 shovelhead
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The Biblical references will be too much fun to ignore.

There will be sodomite smiting and wailings and lamentations of the wicked.

Romney gets turned into a pillar of salt.

The Anti-Christ must prevail for the Kingdom to return.

Stock up on holy water.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:51 | 2729832 Seorse Gorog fr...
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Rationality is the anti-christ

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:15 | 2730144 Spastica Rex
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Ayn Rand approves.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:49 | 2729829 youngman
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I am putting my money on the Politicians....all that hot air should be able to blow that Hurrican back out to sea.....

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:51 | 2729831 BlackholeDivestment
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Mormon Magic underwear attracts the angel in the whirlwind,hmmm. 


Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:53 | 2729833 chubbar
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If the GOP knew with precision what day/hour that thing would hit Tampa, I'm sure they would agree to let Ron Paul speak at the convention. Instead they find themselves horse trading the seating of delegates against platform changes (none of which amount to jack shit, hence the statement about auditing the FED the other day).

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:54 | 2729834 chistletoe
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looks to me like its not going to tampa.  someone is tamparing with the data.  its going to narlins.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:54 | 2729835 GMadScientist
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And may God strike me down if....OH SHIT!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:54 | 2729836 Augustus
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A great website for following the storm path is:

Updated maps from many sources.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:58 | 2729844 the not so migh...
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Everyone is aiming for Romneys hairdo

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:03 | 2729853 chunga
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Are there any models out there showing a path from Tampa, then regaining strength only to slam Charlotte, D.C., and Wall Street? Please?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:18 | 2729912 Shermanium
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riley smiled wryly

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:27 | 2729942 Watauga
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Is it any wonder it's called "The Stupid Party"?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:15 | 2729970 monad
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RNC demands special emergency funding... to study the impact of scheduling their convention in hurricane alley, durng hurricane season... Diebold-SCUTL assure Jupiter denizens that everything will go as planned... in Heaven, everything is fine... blank check, please?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:46 | 2730010 LightWalker
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This is Obos overlords way to stop the convention,HAARP.Ron Paul plans to blow Mittens out of the nomination,they cant have that.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:46 | 2730011 ChaosEquilibrium
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If it is a "legitimate Hurricane" republicans have a natural  innate defense mechanism against Hurricanes and GOP will not be harmed nor even feel the effect!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:48 | 2730023 gookempucky
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Ha--looks like it might be another superdome episode--lockdown everyone stay inside--after a couple days you would have to watch for santorum crawling around on his hands and knees sniffing ass.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:11 | 2730115 Disenchanted
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"after a couple days you would have to watch for santorum crawling around on his hands and knees sniffing ass."


That doesn't require a long as there's plenty of AIPAC/Zionist asses available.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:48 | 2730024 Inthemix96
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Lets hope this little storm manages to wipe out the GOP, the liberals and the democrats in one fell swoop.

What a fantastic gift to humanity.  Fucking two faced self serving lying bastards.

If you dont mind

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:52 | 2730033 JohnFrodo
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What Repulicans call the wind in their sails is what science calls a hurricane. The failure of faith is a staggering inditment of Gods feeling about the GOP.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:19 | 2730163 q99x2
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My vote is with Issac.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:57 | 2730297 I_Rowboat
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Mittens R. to P. Ryan, re: God

"I guess He's just not that into me."

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 11:01 | 2730313 icanhasbailout
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Updated Track:

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 11:19 | 2730384 El Hosel
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Stir it up, little darling.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 11:41 | 2730456 Chuck Walla
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While Hurricane Mitt passes right over Obama.



Thu, 08/23/2012 - 13:33 | 2730960 dadichris
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why does god hate florida so much

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 15:26 | 2731423 monad
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Its not a hurricane, its The Rapture! All believers, get thee to Tampa or be Left Behind with the sinners!

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