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IAEA Says Has Found Highly Enriched Uranium In Iran

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Yesterday, when looking at recent naval developments in the Arabian Sea, we suggested that things involving Iran had gotten quiet. Too quiet. It appears that it may indeed have been the lull before the storm. Just out from Bloomberg and Reuters:


As a reminder, Uranium enriched over 20% is considered "Highly Enriched." The only question we have is whether the enrichment level will increase the closer we get to the November presidential election, and whether there is a threshold rating in someone's popularity, pardon, in the enrichment level, which will trigger the Iranian invasion by one or more powers, now that WTI is safely in 9X handle territory and sliding.


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Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:42 | 2462506 ShortTheUS
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Terminal Escalation!!!!




Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:44 | 2462514 THX 1178
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Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:47 | 2462535 MsCreant
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:54 | 2462583 General Decline
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In the world of magic this is known as the sleight of hand.  Look at the scantilly clad girls dance around while the magician slides the rabbit into the hat.  Now, we know that the Iran nuke issue is the scantilly clad girls... so, now the question is: What is the rabbit in the hat?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:17 | 2462703 12ToothAssassin
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Did they later clarify that the "technical glitch" was letting the IAEA find it?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:52 | 2462874 William Murderface
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"Technical Glitch" was the name painted on the side of the rocket where it was found. 

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:52 | 2463101 Spirit Of Truth
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It should be blatantly obvious to anyone that Iran is intentionally stoking a conflict with Israel:

Then there's this:

Jan. 23. 2011 - Iran announces a naval flotilla will be sent to pass through the Red Sea and Mediterranean Sea w/some warships going through the Suez Canal: [link to

Jan. 25 - Hezbollah takes effective control of Lebanon via a "soft coup": [link to

Egyptian revolution begins: [link to

Jan. 26 - Iranian naval vessels depart: [link to

Feb. 6 - Iran's naval vessels dock at Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, the first time Iranian warships are permitted at a Saudi Arabian port since '79 revolution given the poor relations between the states - [link to

Feb. 11 - Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak overthrown in an effective military coup: [link to

Feb. 16 - Iranian naval vessels head for Suez Canal and Israel intimates military action: [link to

Here's the big question mark. 

How did Iran know Hosni Mubarak would be overthrown such that there'd be an opportunity for Iranian naval vessels to pass through the Suez Canal? 

"While the Mubarak regime was in power, there was little possibility of Egypt permitting an Iranian naval task force to transit the Suez Canal." - [link to]


Why does this world fail to heed me?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:40 | 2463255 Michael
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I didn't know Iran had the highest enriched uranium on the planet, I thought Israel achieved that status.

Jimmy Carter - Israel Has over 150 Nukes

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:00 | 2463541 Triggernometry
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Certain cascade configurations are known to over-enrich between start-up and steady-state operation.  This is not a big deal, thoufh it will certainly be played up as such.  If any amount of 20% material was cycled back into the cascade, they would have found traces of material over 35% enriched.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:43 | 2463262 DownByTheRiver
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I fail to see how it should be blatantly obvious to anyone (let alone 'everyone') that Iran wants to start a war w IsraelUSA after reading what you have to say, which if I understand is that they're (Iran) putting their country and citizenry completely on the line for their buddies Russia to ambush the US while they're distracted with Iran.

Now I've heard some crazy things but that just doesn't add up for me. First of all, if things ever get serious ie. nuclear, Iran would be wiped off the Earth, which they know. Not a small risk to take.

The rhetoric out of the joo msm clearly suggests the opposite - that israel would like to start the war and drag the US into it bc iran is a threat to the whole world ('cause their gov't is much crazier than everyone else's) 


And that seems to be mostly what you're saying, too. Russia is what we should fear most (you say they're behind 9/11 and that should be just as obvious to everyone, right?), and that the US gov't isn't really setting up bases around the world and starting covert, illegal wars all over the place nor is the USA a fascist police state nearly at all out war with their own populace but Russia and Iran are just making it look that way.

I won't down vote you but I just want you to know the things you believe are not logical conclusions most people would arrive at and certainly not ones everyone should -- it takes a big stretch. 

But maybe if I'd had the visions you claim to have had I'd feel differently.


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:55 | 2463336 Max Hunter
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It is the greatest accomplishment of TPTB to get us to believe in things that make absolutely no sense and are completely absurd.  People with common sense are then isolated and made to look like extreme haters when they take the viewpoint contrary to MSM..

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 15:12 | 2463374 Xkwisetly Paneful
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No doubt. Iran start a war? WTF are you talking about, who the fuck do you think has been warring in Iraq?  Can't be that stupid, so what would be an otherwise rational excuse?

Like pretending state sponsored allah hasn't been attacking the US for decades.

Somehow like magic the tribes of Iraq secure arms and funding to attack US troops.

Aslam Alekem Brothers.

Maybe some day something will grow between those legs and can

Announce to the world, I am caveman, hear me roar!

Instead of the current bullshit, let's bomb them via third party and pretend we are a victim.

May allah rain down endless virgin pussy on your heads this summer.


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 15:17 | 2463418 JamesBond
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what the fuck are you talking about?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 15:27 | 2463452 Xkwisetly Paneful
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Iran and Syria have been waging war against the US for decades.

Most recently in Iraq.  

How the fuck can one start a war that has been going on for decades?



Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:44 | 2463681 blunderdog
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He gets shrill sometimes.  Just pat him on the head and smile.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 22:33 | 2464354 Cadavre
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And, besides not being in the "long", he's factually wrong. Syria provided the US with detention and torture facilities. The only enemy the US military ever engages are contractors employed by US, Israell (US) and UK intelligence and state departments. .

It's is amazing, and fortunate from a "body count" POV, how the US military always seems to missed the AL KADA contractor guys and, instead bomb women and children attending weddings or US borne funerals. That'll sure give the drool merikon tv consumer reason to fear the prospect of FBI funded arab rage. Now their working the OWS anarchist shtick.

The jobs plan seems to be working for sure - people who don't have the communication skills and the ability to "close" on a point in an argument with a salt shaker may not qualify to work the deep fry baskets at the Mickey-D but can play campfire brownshirts (and get paid too boot) can now bloat typical ZH precise clever nonsense with talking points for droolers that stain their undies much too often - and english doesn't even have to be a first or second language. Even MEK guys gotta work  (a little),

X will probably be peppering his script with links to "specials" on Oyster Watches and discount pharmaceuticals any post now.

Now that's real change you can beleive in andm when we consider the current delined market levels, is now the time individual investors should be considering getting back into the market and there will be no more executive orders and no more guantanamo and no more war in Iraq or Iran - just -  just don't disturb me when I am at a fund raiser or watching the ball and chain's elephant thighs flop in the breeze and trying to convince her the "ballet dancer" episode was a fluke - a mistake - her assistant blew it all out of proportion - i thought he was her - albeit 300 zillion tons less body fat and ok and yes - of course i noticed the hairy chest - but it was dark - and in a closet - and anyway - her chest is hairy too - yes - yes - linsey grahm was in the closet too - sure - ok ok - and so was jeff gannon - but so what - we were confused - anybody would be - for example all the closet doors in this place are painted the same color - and there's no name or anything (like they have on the lockers at the "Y") BUT: SO WHAT - IT WAS A COINCIDENT A MISTAKE A GLUCOSE IMBALANCE.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:38 | 2464462 Xkwisetly Paneful
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Try again.

As if the Sunnis in Iraq just made the shit pop up out of the sand.

Thing is, I am total fucking idiot and get it, so who do you people think you are fooling exactly?


Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:13 | 2464503 JOYFUL
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Good. Very good. Now we're getting somewhere...

feels nice, doesn't it, letting the truth come out...?!!?

don't hold back now, let it all out, we're all friends here!

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 02:59 | 2464734 Cadavre
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As if the Sunnis in Iraq just made the shit pop up out of the sand.

Do you have nightmares of being scratched to death by a 90 pound weakling?

Is that what it is? (are you incontinent? did you wet the bed beyond your 40th birthday? still soaking the sheets?)

Do you believe in the theory of atlantis, the theory of thermal expansion, the economic writings of Paul Krugman, the easter bunny and Bin Ladden's crew did 911?

Did Free Republic Cancel your account? Bummer - they canceled mine too!

Let's work through "your" life's little issues, one at a time ..

This Sunni Shia blah blah hostility, like black on black crime, WMD in Iraq, Yellow Cake, the Ghost of Elvis, Chariots of the Gods and Intelligent Design and "Real Change You Can Beleive In!" is Goerbble Pablum spoon fed to the Phony Tough Born To Pack On the Cellulite Slim Jim Sucking On the Hoof Inbred Shabby Sheik Wal Mart Elite Couch Potato Lame Stream Addicted Droolers that, had, either [already] purchased a particular glass menagerie figurine on the shopping channel - and had [already] chawed through six bags of cheetos watching the current batch of "atlanta housewives" episodes and momentarily flip to cnn while the shopping channel cycles through the current offer with hopes of catching  whitney houston's most recent post re-hab interview, and, instead, land on a panel of Loyal Israeli State Church Parishioners tell the merikon muggle what this sunni shia sh*t is all about.

Did that happen to you - too?

Have you ever had a face to face with a sunni or shia? They been living eating working and intermarrying together for 1300 f*cking years. Setting aside whatever your talking point cliche mantra you've embrace, do you really know what the sunni shia difference is? It ain't no less subtle than the differences between a presbyterian and a methodist - and that's all it be.

Your mother did use "iodized" salt, right?

All the globalony muslim on muslim allegation sharts out lame stream's hypno pixel sewer outlet pipe is made up bovine excrement. The theater of the imagined muslim on muslim violence in iraq was manufactured - juz like bin - juz like al kada - for gmo saturated dumb down consumption. When the no fly zones were established mossad and the CIA moved into to so called kurdish region and trained kurds to run the pscyop muslim on muslim theatrics. Things got so tight that, acoording to Hersch of the New Yorker, Israel granted 100 K homesteads in the promise land (well, really, palestinian land). Israel got the first oil contracts through some imagined assignments form some imagined boss hogg of some imagined government of some imagined kurdish wonderland nation.

Did you know, that outside the US and Israel, the third largest community of Jews lives inside Iran? Did you know there are Jewish PMs in the Iranian parliament?

Did you know that the quran is a near paraphrase of the torah?

Did you know that "Allah" is the "g*d of abraham"?

Did you know that all the sermons in all Iranian mosques, synagogues and christian temples, refer to "g*d" as "Allah"?

Did knu know that Johnson and Johnson has a product line of "All Night" Depends and that you can buy them at the "Incontinent Dorks Big Box Small Budget Outlet" on sunday as a 2 for one special?

Thing is, I am total fucking idiot and get it, so who do you people think you are fooling exactly?

Firstest : I am total fucking idiot and get it

Exactly what is it that you get?

Lastlylest : who do you people think you are fooling exactly

Open your [one] eye. Can't you see what's going on here? Let me let you in on a little secret - we fool the dullest pencil in the box - thats who we fool. We'd never try to fool you - that particular piece of contextual real estate appears under waiver and runs the risk of being condemned for "extreme brain fog"

Most posters here are professional psyop shill plants (hired under one of Oromney's Jobs Scams through the Chertoff Group) for the War Usury's Security Industrial Complex. Some of Ok work for the BSA (Blog Security Administration) and are tasked to troll for zero brained twit prospects harvested  by other agencies to be used as patsies for the purpose of founding, funding and organizing those false flag homeland terror media events you see on tv - a few of us helped script that phony sunni shia (muslim on muslim) conflict you been blathering about!  Some of us help groom the actors that played the role of one of the 5 major Bin Lads for the daily 15 minutes of oceania's group grope rage, The rest of US are spread across other NGO like the Shah Restoration Council, or The Reinstate an Iranian CIA Economy, aka, the United States Institute of Peace (they don't pay as much or offer all the benefits the BSA does - but they bacon sandwiches are the best ever).

Fact is, you're probably the only poster here that ain't a f*cking pscyop shill for the War Usury and "A New Hope through a New Fascism" Complex!

Just click the heels of those "man juice stained" Joan Crawford "f*ck me quick pumps" together three times and say "everybody hates me because i am better than they are" - pull your thumb out of that Yorkshire Terriers ass - take a nap - and you'll feel much better in the morning. Guarantee it.

Enjoy your stay in the Matrix!

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 03:26 | 2464768 StychoKiller
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"I can't brain today, I have the dumb!"

The ONLY truth I know are my wife and children.  Not much else (especially on the internet) has any verity.

Good rant, though! :>)

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 18:04 | 2466092 Cadavre
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The ONLY truth I know are my wife and children.

That is the the ONLY truth. But, that "truth" has to be underlain by common sense. Everybody else shares that "truth" and the best way to preserve that "truth" is to assure that others have the same right to to the "truth, be it a neighbor, a west virginia hillbilly, a blue collar worker, a parrot vendor in Iraq and an Imam in Afghanistan.

That truth will be little more than a vain lie if it is denied to anybody for any reason.

The rant - a formula rant - of sorts - forgot to cite one known incident of british soldiers dressed as arabs driving around in a car loaded with remote controlled MEDs (manufactured explosive devices as opposed to IEDs)  and shooting civilians and policeman in basra - and then - after being arrested by basra authorities were busted out of jail by a british armored unit   - and shot civilian police - or reports that US Army intelligence regularly installed and detonated remote control bombs in Iraqi cars to make it look like "AL KADA" or Sadam's Wild Dog Brigades were killing Iraqi civilians in suicide attacks:

Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush and the other members of the unelected regime in Washington plan to deliberately foment the murder of innocent people--your family, your friends, your lovers, you--in order to further their geopolitical ambitions.

US Army planting Car Bombs and MEDs

“A few days ago, an American manned check point confiscated the driver license of a driver and told him to report to an American military camp near Baghdad airport for interrogation and in order to retrieve his license. The next day, the driver did visit the camp and he was allowed in the camp with his car. He was admitted to a room for an interrogation that lasted half an hour. At the end of the session, the American interrogator told him: ‘OK, there is nothing against you, but you do know that Iraq is now sovereign and is in charge of its own affairs. Hence, we have forwarded your papers and license to al-Kadhimia police station for processing. Therefore, go there with this clearance to reclaim your license. At the police station, ask for Lt. Hussain Mohammed who is waiting for you now. Go there now quickly, before he leaves his shift work”.

The driver did leave in a hurry, but was soon alarmed with a feeling that his car was driving as if carrying a heavy load, and he also became suspicious of a low flying helicopter that kept hovering overhead, as if trailing him. He stopped the car and inspected it carefully. He found nearly 100 kilograms of explosives hidden in the back seat and along the two back doors.

Alan Grayson, one of the most ethical democrats to ever sit in the us house of representatives, and a Jew, said this about the "community of man":

Everywhere you go people want to fall in love.  It's an interesting thing.  Everywhere you go, people love children.  Everywhere, they love children.  Everywhere you go, there's a taboo against violence.  Every single place you go.  And everywhere you go, people want to be left alone.  And that's the best foreign policy of all.  Just to leave people alone.

(BTE: luv'd the way he made the FED's attorney look like a sniveling rat idiot)

Agreed: Our families are the truth. To assure that requires commonsense - that everybody else is entitled to that truth.

War is scripted genocide. That's why places where "war" is going on are called "theaters". The intent of scripted genocide is to enrich war bankers who share part of the "haul" of assets stolen from the commons with a reliable stable of bribees they own that sit in the world's governing houses. 

A two time medal of honor recipient, Major General Smedly Butler, in 1938, concluded: War Is A Racket.
It is possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious. It is the only one international in scope. It is the only one in which the profits are reckoned in dollars and the losses in lives.

War is a fear fog that hopes to relieve us of the commonsense underlying the truth, and disavow the golden rule. Fact is: your family can only enjoy "truth" if every-f*cking-body else's family born into the magic of our moments time and space can enjoy the same truth.

The war enabled to market rigging priced up to dizzying bubbled heights by central bank counterfeiting because manufactured fear made us set aside the "commonsense" underlying the "truth" and turned us into scared sissies and shrunk the world to the size of our immediate family,

... you're writing this sh*t down - right ...

It ain't so much the truth will set everybody free - truth is a path - not an end point - to get there everybody has enjoy the same conserations we do (the golden rule?).

Don't let manufactured fear rob your commonsense - the truth is best served with a good helping of common sense,


Sat, 05/26/2012 - 06:21 | 2464890 Disenchanted
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Hey Mr. Managed Persona catapulting the propaganda aka xquisitly paneful, here's a blast from the past...


1981: Israel Begins Selling US-Made Arms to Iran

F-14 spare parts shipped to Iran. [Source: Reuben Johnson / Weekly Standard]Israeli officials secretly ask Reagan administration officials for authorization to transfer arms of US origin to Iran. Officials in the Departments of Defense and State have known of Israeli arms sales to Iran that predate Reagan’s installation as president and the freeing of the American hostages, and since Reagan’s ascension to power, plans for US arms sales to Iran have been in the works (see January 28, 1981). Secretary of State Alexander Haig tells Israel that it is acceptable “in principle” for Israel to sell only F-4 fighter plane parts, and the US must approve specific arms-sales lists in advance. It shortly becomes evident, according to State Department documents leaked years later to the press, that Israel is not submitting lists for approval, and is selling US-made arms to Iran far in excess of spare parts for a specific model of fighter jet. (By the mid-1980s, officials will acknowledge that several billion dollars’ worth of ammunition and parts worth would flow from Israel to Iran each year.) Little oversight is exercised on the arms sales; one US ambassador to the region will say in 1992, “[I]t is probable that those who were to serve as their proxies—Israel and private international arms dealers—had agendas of their own, and the end result was that more arms were shipped than anyone in the administration wanted.” The Israeli arms transfers also violate the Arms Export Control Act, which requires written permission from the US for a nation to transfer US-made arms to a third party, and requires the president to immediately inform Congress when such transfers take place. [New Yorker, 11/2/1992]


there's more here:

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 15:01 | 2463364 Spirit Of Truth
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This is because our world, and Western Civilization especially, is currently under the "strong delusion" from the "Evil One" and is facing imminent destruction accordingly:

I'm trying my best to counteract the self-destructive ruse everyone around me is cooperating with, but apparently this is a futile effort.  Thus, the deterministic wave patterns in mass mood and behavior that will carry the DJIA below 400, as indicated by the Elliott Wave Principle, unfolds unhindered:

This is collective insanity at its worst, and it's seemingly incurable.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:28 | 2463631 giggler123
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Amitriptyline works well for those sleepless nights friend - it'll give you a break from saving the world and thinking to much.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:31 | 2462772 flacon
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The rabbit in the hat is OIL FOR GOLD. 

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:40 | 2462805 The Big Ching-aso
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I don't know why but this sorta reminds me of Iraq WMD's and what happened next there.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:59 | 2462907 TJ00
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Yep, 27% is not even close to 98% needed for a bomb, of course Scott Ritter is not on TV to tell us that and the IAEA is run by the US to help its foreign policy. I'm surprised they have not told us they have found more, they must be slipping.  

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:13 | 2462943 Popo
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Ok stop. The IAEA is run by the USA?  Just no.  That's bunk.

You may or may not feel that Iran has the right to produce highly enriched uranium.  That's the subject for a whole other debate.   

But to be clear:   27% enrichment is not in any way, shape or form "an accident".  That would be sort of like trying to make beer and accidentally creating whiskey.   It takes an enormous amount of additional work and technological refinement just to get to 27%.

There aren't really too many question marks here.  They are pursuing enrichment processes in excess of energy grade.   And "pursuing" means an ten-fold increase in technological R&D and expenditure.   Whether or not you believe they have the right to enrich uranium -- one thing is abundantly clear:  They've been lying.

But the fact that the grade they got caught with is "27%" is a weird number frankly.  It's sort of neither here nor there.  It's not a smoking gun in terms of "we're making nukes"... but it's also not a "we're just making power" number either....

Lots of questions here IMHO.  Just enough to get both sides worked up...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:26 | 2462973 The Big Ching-aso
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I have a quik cut 2 the chase solution to all this tip-toeing around BS.  Why don't we just give them an A-bomb and then Israel can say they had to immediately A-bomb the shit out of them in self-defense already.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:44 | 2463068 Xkwisetly Paneful
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I have an even quicker cut to the chase,

stop waging war via proxy and step up the plate.

Same for Syria.

Stop arming and funding the Shiites, Shia and Sunnis

to attack US forces under the guise it all just fell from the sky.




Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:47 | 2463084 Xkwisetly Paneful
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Please they do no want nuclear weapons, they just want alternative energy.

King of the Caveman didn't say nary a bad word about the US either,

The crowd responding DOWN WITH THE US misunderstood the farsi too.

all just giant misunderstanding, like the Hezbollah attack against the US marine barracks,

they DO NOT WANT WAR-all just a great miscommunication.

The low level war via proxy against the US for decades on end is just one gigantic figment of someone's imagination.


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 15:10 | 2463399 blunderdog
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The low level war via proxy against the US for decades on end is just one gigantic figment of someone's imagination.

Nah, it's called a media narrative.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 15:19 | 2463423 Xkwisetly Paneful
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No doubt, the armed Sunnis, Shias, Shiites were really US plants.

So it begs the question, why would anyone deny that the radical muzzie has been waging war against western interests for decades?

Hezzbollah bombing US marine barracks,

USS Cole, nightclubs, tubes, embassies and on and on and on,


so why would any rational human being deny this?

Can't be abject stupidity if a complete moron like me gets it.

So what is the excuse? 

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:46 | 2463684 blunderdog
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A better than passing relationship with reality.

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 03:32 | 2464771 StychoKiller
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Religious faith is a powerful drug.  Islam is the latest and greatest (John Smith and the Mormon religion notwithstanding).

Islam used to be tolerant of other religions (after all, you cannot force someone to believe the same as you!), but somewhere along the line, it became more fanatical.  Read "Longitudes and Attitudes", by T. Freidman

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:10 | 2463572 Cadavre
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all just giant misunderstanding, like the Hezbollah attack against the US marine barracks

About as funny as a truck load of Gazan child corpses with a live one at the bottom trying to eat it's way out.

The lame stream account has been pretty much trashed. The attack on the Marine Barracks was executed by the same "crew" that attacked the USS Liberty. Both were Israeli false flags to get the American military to help the IDF kill Palestinians. You see, the IDF can't do that kind of stuff - their skills and training don't go much beyond brutalizing Palestinian grandmothers and head shotting Palestinian pre-schoolers. The weekend IDF Disco Warriors could not even sustain an attack against a rag tag militia during Israel's last excursion into Lebanon.

When Regan learned of Israel's role, rather than offend his CUFI base, he ordered all Lebanese stationed US troops home.

Me thinks - don't know for sure - that the best part of you was sh*t out the Mohel's ass after your Metzitza.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:46 | 2464475 Xkwisetly Paneful
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forget to deny Iran arming and funding the Shia in Iraq?

False flag this, misinterpreted that, one day can just one of you grow some balls and stand behind your shit?


Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:23 | 2464520 JOYFUL
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yu seem to be obsessed with the area below most peoples' that because yu were standing upside down when God was giving out brains? Must be 'paneful' havin to piss outta yur ears an talk outta yur arsehole!

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 02:04 | 2464665 JOYFUL
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Does rain fall? When yu live amongst thieves, is there a virtue to honesty?

The IAEA is not an extension of the USA...yu are is an extension of the moneypower dual-citiizens who hijacked and control the former USA...the entire communications media, the education systems of the 'developed' world, and the armaments industry used to enforce their will. 

  27% enrichment is not in any way, shape or form "an accident"...

yur on a roll here friar! No more accident than LSD slippin outta the lab at Stanford was... 60's icons like the Dead, the Pranksters, Owsley hisself, all creatures of the CIA, introducing the mass mind control technology that was the necessary precursor to today's stultified kulture of spineless robots who watch listlessly as the Kenyan steals the last morsels of their freedom and birthrights.

Meanwhiles, outsida the mindcontrolzone, folks be gettin on with life -an unfashionably quaint modality hard for CampFema denizens to get their addled heads around anymore! -scroll down to reach "the Real Iran"

Iran is civilization now...who are the barbarians at their gates?

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 02:37 | 2464700 JOYFUL
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above is supposed to be a response to POPO, but doesn't want to go where I put it...guess I'll leave it here then, soas my good buddy PANEFUL can educate hisself, now that he's confessin n all! ...

soon we'll all be singin Kumbayah![whilst that ODINGO kenyan maa-maa scion heats up the water in the mighty big 'meltin pot!']

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:56 | 2462893 agNau
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The rabbit in the hat is Europe. Iran is big enough to turn the heads of most of the sheep. I suspect some time will pass before a solution, or news of Europe is pulled out. it itme for a oil bounce?.......and a knife catch by the Obama?
When they say look over there, I have conditioned myself to look everywhere else.
MSM news from Europe should start to wane.

Mon, 05/28/2012 - 11:13 | 2469276 La Guillotine
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Quite right GD, the rabbit they are scratching around for is to maintain the US dollar as the main currency for world trade (petrodollars) and the world's reserve currency.  At the moment el bunny is proving elusive but you never know.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:58 | 2462904 Cadavre
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Maybe the CIA, err inspectors, accidentally salted the batch they tested with particulates from the missing Minot AFB to Barksdale AFB nuke? Or, maybe the "ghost" of one of the 20 mysterious crew and flight team deaths, including the relation of a Vietnam Era DoD Chief of Staff found dead in a train tunnel, that were associated with that flight that the 6th nuke was lost from accidentally dropped some contaminated ectoplasm when it was installing the Stuxnet virus that caused Iranian centrifuges to over-rev and blow-up?

This is a straight out of Zogly Wood shtick, like the  ad campaign that got the US into WWII, the Yellow Cake gag used on Iraq and Mel Gibson's eerily "fitting" story line in Edge of Darkness.

But most likely the enriched material was part of a batch permitted by the IAE for medical (cancer therapy) purposes.

Let's see - the FED can't afford to buy anymore EURS - looks like a global recession to start in Q4 - yep - it's about time for a bit of Zogly Wood Genocide to banner across the lame streams psyop news services.

Sanity and Dr. Paul in November is our only salvation - the clowns in the center ring are so zonked on avarice and and the flesh trade inside K-Street Kiddie Brothels they're behaving like Elders in the Heaven's Gate Cult.


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:03 | 2462918 TJ00
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Check out the original BBC version of Edge of Darkness, much better IMHO.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:20 | 2463176 Bob
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For those who have been observing these series of “unclear” events it is becoming “clear” that a criminal government is at the helm of the United States. There was no way that the six nuclear missiles could have been “mistakenly” loaded, especially when their separate warheads had to be affixed to the missiles by individuals specialized in such a momentous task.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:56 | 2463315 Cadavre
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Exactly! All the (military) crew and flight teams working with the US nuke arsenal are f*cking g*ddamn Boy Scouts - Eagle Scouts - for Chr*t's f*cking sake. 

Accidents and mistakes are not part of their psychology - and neither are single victim incidents of 'accidental' deaths. One guy died when he was rock climbing.

The explanation is like water flowing uphill or the Oromney's presidency. It cannot even be imagined.

Boy scout motto - BE PREPARED - the service they gave the US was the result of a lot of 'deep' vetting and profiling. Those kinds of personalities don't f*ck up - anything - anywhere at anytime. Period. The shear mass of "beyond the pale" coincident should be enough to raise even the Low Iodine Dubby's eyebrows - after all he was almost a Jet pilot (thank budda on a stack of tikis his fear of cocaine discovered in a bottle of his piss probably saved a bunch of lives!).

If you dig deeper - you'll find AL KADA, err Israeli security firms, are contracted for AFB security,

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:45 | 2462518 SilverTree
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Reminds me of that Ozzy tune - War Pigs

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:37 | 2462781 caconhma
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How Osama re-elects Obama

The release of hundreds of pages of government documents reveal that Kathryn Hurt Locker Bigelow was given unprecedented access to top-level sources for the movie she is making on the SEAL raid in Pakistan that led to the killing of Osama bin Laden.

Essentially, this will be a Hollywood 90-minute multi-million dollar campaign commercial selling President Barack Obama as a macho commander-in-chief. 

A nuclear deal with Iran? An organized retreat from Afghanistan? The eurozone picking up a little bit of steam? Stable oil prices? Forget it. The crucial foreign elector recruited for Obama II at the White House is one Osama bin Laden. Call it the "Obama nails Osama" winning strategy. 

No wonder the winning strategy has been subcontracted to the Hollywood/Pentagon combo. Washington lost the Vietnam War, but won it in on screen. Oscar-winning director Kathryn Hurt LockerBigelow had already started the process of "winning" the Iraq War on screen - at least morally. Now it's time for her new project - an as yet untitled movie - on the "Get Osama" May 2011 Abbottabad raid and the events leading up to it. With POTUS (that's president of the United States) as the hero of his own action movie. 

Move over, Spider Man 
So essentially this will be a Hollywood 90-minute multi-million dollar campaign commercial, available all across America's screens, selling Obama as the macho commander-in-chief George W Bush always dreamed of being. It's the same modus operandi of the recent blockbuster Battleship - which was nothing but an extremely loud US Navy recruiting commercial. 

The Washington, DC-based public-interest organization Judicial Watch has just disclosed a series of documents - 153 pages from Pentagon records and 110 pages from Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) records - described as "almost as hard to get from the Obama administration as buying a winning lottery ticket at the local grocery store". It took Judicial Watch no less than nine months and a federal lawsuit to force the Obama administration to release the documents. 

The records detail how Bigelow and her screenwriter Mark Boal became darlings of both the Pentagon and the CIA. They were granted privileged access to a "planner, Operator and Commander of SEAL Team Six" - the top Special Forces that may (or may not, according to millions around the world) have killed Bin Laden in a raid on his compound at Abbottabad in Pakistan a year ago. 

The raid itself is described as "a 'Gutsy Decision' by the POTUS'," and "WH [White House] involvement was critical." 

Bigelow and Boal were even given access to "the vault" - the CIA bunker that was the site of some crucial tactical planning for the raid. 

As for the photos and video that should prove - beyond reasonable doubt - that it was really Bin Laden who was killed in the raid, Judicial Watch has been relentlessly stonewalled. For the Obama administration, this is a matter of national security. 

What matters is that everything's cool with the Spider Man Obama operation; with crucial timing, the commercial goes live all across US cinemas on October 12. Talk about an October non-surprise. 

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:51 | 2462559 slaughterer
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No war here unless Goldman Sachs decrees it.  

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:16 | 2462700 caconhma
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A European Union (EU) prosecutor says an Israeli man suspected of running an organ trafficking network has been arrested in Israel.

"We have received information that Moshe Harel has been arrested in Israel on organ trafficking and other related offences," EU special prosecutor Jonathan Ratel said.

Harel is wanted in Kosovo, where he and his colleagues reportedly carried out some 30 illegal kidney transplants and removals. Kosovo authorities have issued an international arrest warrant for him.

Harel’s trafficking ring used to prey on donors from poor Eastern European and Asian countries, who were promised about 15,000 euros (USD 19,000) to become organ donors.

Israel has not yet confirmed Harel’s arrest.

Reports earlier this week by Ha’aretz, indicate that at least 10 Israeli citizens were arrested for being members of an organ trafficking gang.

The Italian New Generation Foundation for Human Rights and the Everyone Group has presented evidence indicating that Sinai locals harvest the organs of the people they transfer to Israel. In this connection, a number of mass graves have been found containing the corpses of Africans missing some of their organs.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:05 | 2462926 MeelionDollerBogus
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+0 thanks for the news

-1 and thread-jacking

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:10 | 2463155 Cathartes Aura
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next stop for the investigators:  Haiti.

anyone ID Cheney's "gift"?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:10 | 2462671 slaughterer
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Fuck it, I call BULLSHIT on this as well.  WTI is not leaping on this news at all.  

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:17 | 2462702 jus_lite_reading
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Voting for Obumbo or Romney is a guarantee the US will get involved in that war if Israel does strike Iran. And it will be WWIII.

If any peace loving people need just one reason to vote for Ron, its because he wants to end this shit! No more war!!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:28 | 2463018 aheady
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You say that as if voting accomplishes anything.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:34 | 2462788 smb12321
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One should remember than it 2006, Iran announced enrichment of 4.8% and made promises in one the endless "agreements" she's signed with outside powers.  (In fact, she's broken signed-off agreements in every protocol.)  And going from 27% to weapons grade is far easier than getting to the 20% mark. 

ZH posters never entertain the possibility that Iran would actually fire a nuke because it seems so crazy. Hopefully the Iranian military would step in knowing such a move would mean the end of their civilization. 

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:32 | 2463029 Fukushima Sam
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Iran has a right to nukes, just like everyone else.  If she uses them badly then we have to deal with that situation when it happens, not pre-emptively, otherwise we are doing little more than allowing pre-crime thought police on a national scale. 

The fact is that you cannot take away a person's right to self-defense through reasonable means.  When Israel got nukes it certainly made Iran's need for nukes for self-defense reasonable.

But of course, you know that this is actually all about oil and geopolitical strategy, right?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:04 | 2463136 bankruptcylawyer
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bullshit. no one has a 'right' to nukes. 

smarter countries built them and used them. might makes right. it is the dirty truth of history. and history is written by the mighty, the victors. the mighty will use their strength to deprive the weaker of their strength and resources. 


so it has been, so it will always be.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:19 | 2463165 Cathartes Aura
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"smarter countries" like North Korea, yeah.

and while I agree with you Fukushima Sam, that Iran is as "entitled" to arm itself with weaponry, particularly when so much macho posturing is aimed at their country, lol at gendering Iran, of all countries, as "she"

guess those nukes just wanna to fk "her" ?

upvote, but it's a sad one. . .

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:14 | 2462958 battle axe
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And once again we go to war, and once again we go deeper into debt.....death spiral.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 19:03 | 2463957 rotagen
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Funny, that uranium was found in rainwater and spoke Japanese.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:44 | 2462510 SelfGov
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EDIT: Calling bullshit on the stupid ass war about to be started.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:57 | 2462595 Ratscam
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still 67% enrichement to go.
Even if they would want to build a bomb it would take years of pretest etc.
Why doesn,t the US give Iran the Thorium reactor research and plans, so there will be no threats at all? Maybe this is not intended on purpose? I am such a conspiracy theorist, although the facts are true.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:04 | 2462642 NotApplicable
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Sorry, friend. Logic and common sense have no place in "international relations."

Divide, conquer, rinse, repeat. Ad infinitum...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:13 | 2462686 Ratscam
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Everyone should know about Thorium.
Technology goes back to the 60is.

Watch this 10 min. video on Thorium

but, but i would only once have to buy a small reactor to produce electricity for my house or my car for the rest of its useful life.
I would miss being a slave to corporate interest. makes me sick.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:58 | 2462902 malikai
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Thorium is and will be the future. And that award will go to either China or India. Well, India wins either way, as they are the Saudi of Thorium. Yay for cronyism..

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:27 | 2463013 FeralSerf
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TPTB would miss having us as their slaves though and they're not known as The-Powers-That-Be for nothing.

Being King is no fun when he has no subjects to abuse.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:44 | 2462515 Azannoth
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Sombody somwhere is trying to extend his political Half-Life

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:21 | 2462720 carbonmutant
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Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:45 | 2462516 davinci7_gis
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Time for "Rolling Thunder" - 21st century style...time to get the world economy crankin' again..since there's nothing else better than a good old fashioned WAR!

Of course I am being sarcastic...but I think it's going to happen nevertheless.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:46 | 2462530 davinci7_gis
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Gold bugs get ready...we'll probably see $1800+ by year's end.  Didn't Goldman forecast this?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:53 | 2462571 dereksatkinson
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Oh it will be higher than that if we go to war..

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:46 | 2462846 THX 1178
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Year's end? Really? Things are moving a lot faster than that... 

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:13 | 2462919 MeelionDollerBogus
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My end-2012 forecast is 2400 to 2700 USD/ounce

2012 apr 25 gold 277 week ROC -goldpricemodel

2012 apr 17 gold ROC trends - goldpricemodel

This puts silver to 86/oz end 2012, a 3x price factor on today's price

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:48 | 2462542 foxenburg
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I wonder who gets their arm shoved down the InSinkErator.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:39 | 2462908 salvadordaly
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Speaking of rolling thunder, I live in houston, not far from Ellington Air Force base. I can tell you this, the WAR BIRDS have sure been active of late. A lot of sortis lately. Every time I hear them take off I'm thinking that they are gearing up.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:45 | 2462521 tocointhephrase
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Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:46 | 2462522 maff
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How big are the particles? If they are nanometre in size it may not be statistically significant, depending on how many particles they analysed.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:48 | 2462540 LetThemEatRand
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That's kind of like asking how big the WMDs were in Iraq before that war.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:05 | 2462647 NotApplicable
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Turns out Colin Powell had them all in the palm of his hand.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:47 | 2462524 jus_lite_reading
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I knew they would find Uranium at JUST the right time!! Get those unemployable making military equipment and those unemployment numbers down now! We have elections coming up!!


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:48 | 2462541 juslen
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I thought JUST the right time would have been after the 2012 election. This could prove to be a bit of a thorn in the side of Obama.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:03 | 2462632 jus_lite_reading
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You're right but Israel is trigger happy and they can't WAIT to pull that big lever they have waiting... 

Who is really fighting the terrorists?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:45 | 2462718 Normalcy Bias
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Alternatively, Barry's camp knows the American public would be loathe to change horses mid-stream in the middle of WWIII. They be thinkin' in da White House!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:46 | 2462534 Money 4 Nothing
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Ooohhh! Bomb Them!!!

Err.. I mean.. Humanitarian mission them with a "no fly" zone.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:48 | 2462538 NooooB
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I won't believe it until Colin Powell holds it up in a vial before congress.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:04 | 2462639 New_Meat
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Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:48 | 2462543 connda
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According to a previous ZH article, the next "Strike Window" is between June 14 through June 24.

Long Oil

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:50 | 2462552 mc_LDN
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Sweet - timed my UK exit to other side of globe perfectly :-)

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:14 | 2462690 Diet Coke and F...
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Long Oil indeed

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:49 | 2462544 mc_LDN
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WAR! HEH! What is it good for??? ...NWO  / CABAL / US Military - Industrial Complex / Neo-Cons.


Say it again!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:35 | 2462791 flacon
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You forgot Neo-Libs, like Nancy Pelosi, Dirty Harry, and HiLIARy Clinton.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 15:18 | 2463420 Iwanttoknow
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damn right.Feinstein's hubby also made tons of $$.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:50 | 2462869 Esculent 69
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Hey. Don't forget those warmongers Barry and Hillary. Didn't they go into Libya and Egypt for oil?  Of course not.  They have a "responsibility to protect".......our, uh I mean their oil.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:49 | 2462547 jez
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Man, I'm frightened! Please take away these last few shreds of my freedoms in exchange for making me feel safe! Quick!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:50 | 2462550 GolfHatesMe
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Holy no shit sherlock!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:56 | 2462553 Meatballs
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Distraction time. It was only a question of when, not if.


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:50 | 2462555 surf0766
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This admin will not do anything to them.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:53 | 2462556 Paul Atreides
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Iran hasn't invaded or attacked anyone in 200 years and has a sovereign right to develop nuclear energy.

How about an IAEA report on Israel?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:00 | 2462614 Ratscam
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then you become an antisemite and an enemy of Israel ;)

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:18 | 2462705 Paul Atreides
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"It's a Trick, We Always Use It." (calling people "anti-semitic")

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 20:25 | 2464131 jus_lite_reading
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WOW!! That is a great clip... not that anyone with half a brain cell needed confirmation about this but its always nice to have tangible "proof" of this...

It would be so funny if some hacker broke into the NASDAQ ticker screen in TimesSq and played that 10 second clip in a non-stop loop!! ROTFLMAO!!!


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:24 | 2462733 carbonmutant
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Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:51 | 2462562 the 300000000th...
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I personally think this Iran hype is bullshit propaganda for another hostile takeover for USSA, duh!!!!!! But i'm so sick of this threatning bullshit, were gonna bomb them, were gonna bomb them, were gonna bomb them, ect ect ect..... Its getting old shit or get off the pot you fucks, quit threatning me with what your gonna do anyway, get the final destruction of the world underway already!!!!!!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:52 | 2462564 writingsonthewall
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The IAEA can find enriched Uranium in Iran - but is unable to find the rampant levels of radiation in the Fukushima province?


These are political stooges now - no longer respected scientists.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:01 | 2462619 optimator
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If the IAEA would practice on Dimona in Israel they may find 'something'.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:26 | 2462747 carbonmutant
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It"s not they were unable to find it.

They were unable to report it.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:52 | 2462566 Harriet Wanger
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Anonymous "diplomats" (from where exactly?) say the IAEA found uranium. The IAEA doesn't say squat. I wonder how much it costs to get the wire services to print propaganda like that? Couldn't they come up with something better, like Iran is feeding radiactive food to children? Oh wait, that was the U.S. govt.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:12 | 2462681 caconhma
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Jews always were very good in the propaganda business. Truth is very offending to good many of them.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:54 | 2462567 no life
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I wonder if this has something to do with that plan they have to annihilate Israel, or maybe it is just a coincidence...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:41 | 2462818 Paul Atreides
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Here is the direct quote that has been twisted and misinterpreted time and time again and is used to justify military strikes:

"the regime occupying Jersualem will eventually vanish from the sands of time, and I believe this to be wise" - "The Late Ayatollah (Khomenei)

Khomenei at the time believed that two countries, Israel and South Africa, would never be able to last politically due to their government's policies. He believed that eventually their governments would be forced to change, and until they did, it was Iranian policy not to recognize South Africa or Israel (ironically, apartheid South Africa and Israel were close allies). Idiomatically translated, this is no different than someone saying "I believe that eventually the USSR will collapse", or "Eventually the Iranian government will fold".

Unfortunately, "vanish from the sands of time" was continually changed in the media to "erased from time" which became "erased from the map" which became "wiped from the map" which became "I'm going to wipe Israel from the map". Add in nuclear weapons, and now everyone "knows" that Ahmadinejad said he's trying to develop nuclear weapons because he wants to wipe Israel from the map. Now, everyone simply repeats what the news said, like a game of telephone gone horribly wrong.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:00 | 2463128 TheFuture_MrGittes
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Israel and South Africa worked together on developing nukes. There are some interesting questions about the sale and purchase of some of those warheads involving a certain David Cameron (with David Kelly and Christopher Shale  invovled - no suspicious deaths there then) and a multimillion donation to the Conservative Party.

There are some articles about it in the Palestine Telegraph, but it appears to be down due to 'exceeding bandwidth', part 1 reproduced here.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:53 | 2462573 mrktwtch2
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call in major kong from dr stranegelove!!..he will take care of them..

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:54 | 2462576 mayhem_korner
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How does one know when one has "found" highly-enriched uranium?  Do you urinate in neon and think back 'maybe that there hunk of metal Muhammad and I played catch with was enriched...'

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:39 | 2463056 FeralSerf
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"By way of deception, thou shalt do war." -- Ha Mossad, le Modiyn ve le Tafkidim Mayuhadim

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:54 | 2462579 LULZBank
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As if US needs legit reasons to go to war.

Iran already has a nuke or 2 courtesy of its neighbour Pakistan. For info, Pakistan's President and Prime Minister, both are Shia's.

WW3 in Mid East will be started by someone local, not US or even Israel.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:55 | 2462589 midgetrannyporn
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Nobody ever asks why puny ass Israel gets to be in the club.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:09 | 2462665 MrBoompi
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We ask all the time.  We're told it's none of our fucking business.  All's fair in love and war.  We've been at war with Iran ever since they nationalized their oil in the 1950s.  (OK we weren't that upset while the Shah was in power) The Anglo-Iranian Oil Company (now BP) was not happy when Iran refused to sell them oil for 25cents/barrel.

Allowing a country to defend its own natural resources is a direct threat to US national security.  Is that a false flag I see?



Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:21 | 2462717 blunderdog
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They're not in the club. 


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:00 | 2462911 Vince Clortho
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JFK Opposed Israel development of nukes.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:57 | 2462594 writingsonthewall
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Clearly the average American is terrified by the thought of Iran having enriched uranium over 7,000 miles away - and less concerned about the un-enriched Uranium in his back yard.


If the Iranians make a mistake they will blow themselves and a few of their neighbours up - if an American nuclear engineer (a Homer) makes a mistake - well all bets are off.


However penetrating the nuclear lobby in America is going to take more than Chernobyl and Fukushima - I mean look how long it took for US citizens to realise that a) Saddam had no weapons and b) Iraq had nothing to do with 911.


(and some still haven't worked it out - they are called 'Palins')

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:05 | 2462649 Dr. Engali
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TPTB have been building Iran up as a boogie man for 50 years. When I was growing up there was no shortage of footage showing pissed off Iranians burning American flags. Of course back then I didn't understand how we would take there oil and the proceeds would go to the elites while we exported our inflation to their poor. It's the same story but a new generation.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:20 | 2462713 BandGap
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Until the US backed Shah was overthrown in 1979, Iran was a US puppet regime. It has been far less than 50 years.

It isn't who the boogieman is, it is just necessary that there be a boogieman. The US rotates North Korea and Iran these days.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:10 | 2462672 uno
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that's just because the MSM constant war-mongering about Iran, anyone using this site is smart enough to see through the BS.  The MSM news revolves around Iran, Trayvon, Kar-trashian, gay marriage; nothing about GMO foods, Fukushima, the oil and toxic chemicals in the Gulf (thanks BP), police state, Fast and Furious (aka mass murder/genocide) etc

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:35 | 2462792 12ToothAssassin
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You know your topics!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:57 | 2462596 mrktwtch2
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calling major kong..we need you stat!!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:59 | 2462605 tawse57
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Am I the only one who read this headline as:


IKEA Says Has Found Highly Enriched Uranium In Iran


What on earth does IKEA want with highly enriched uranium I thought :)

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:34 | 2462753 Money 4 Nothing
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Their having a special for Memorial Day, 50% off all nukes and Night stands. Global trading.. go figure?

I found where Qadafies missing missles went also. How the fuck did this happen?

Walmart blowout sale!! >>

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:08 | 2462657 Winston Smith 2009
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"As a reminder, Uranium enriched over 20% is considered highly enriched"

Minor quibble, but uranium enriched to 20% or more U235 is considered highly enriched uranium (HEU).  20% is considered HEU.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:09 | 2462663 Rainman
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Pakistan has nukes ready to fire. The military controls it all and plays the USA like a good thing every hour of every day for a big paycheck....all the while playing footsie with the Taliban they are supposed to be eliminating or policing. C'mon....Osama was safely tucked away there in plain sight for 9 years while the USA rummaged through caves looking for him.

Iran just wants the same Pakistani gig with lots of US payola to keep a lid on it. These tribes have been killing each other for thousands of years and will continue to do so. They only respect overwhelming strength and the will to use it.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:26 | 2462743 MrBoompi
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We didn't need nukes to wipe out native Americans.  And if Iran didn't have oil we wouldn't give one shit about them.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:49 | 2462866 JOYFUL
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Impressive display of geopolitical acumen...though I'm a bit disappointed yu didn't remind us that "sreal" is struggling to protect our freedoms, all alone in the middle east...against these bedsheet-wearin gangbangers!

Pakistan has nukes ready to fire?!?!??...isn't that a bit like sayin KFC has chicken ready in a bucket?

I gather that the current Western embargo of Iranian exports is just a smokescreen to hide the devious plot on Tehrans' part to emulate the Pakistani success in their shakedown scam of Unca Sam? 

Have yu talked to anyone yet about getting a screenplay written for this? I particularly like that part about the 'rummaging in caves'...damn good stuff!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:22 | 2462679 Money 4 Nothing
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Why make nuke warheads when you can just buy them from Mother Russia? c-mon people.. wise up.

Oh, and let me guess?? They Iran are assembling these "war heads" underneath a Nuke reactor? Just going out on a limb.

Iraq Part duex ordered by Bibi and he was wrong then.

IAEA gave them a clean bill of health just a couple months ago.

The WMD they posess is called Kish Island (Iran oil Bourse) and they told the US where to stick our World Reserve Currency.


Follow the money, follow the policy, real simple.


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:18 | 2462710 Fix It Again Timmy
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Nothing says dirty nuke like a GE Mark1 Boiling Water Reactor with spent rod pools.  With these babies out there, who needs terrorists?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:19 | 2462711 carbonmutant
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I hope this doesn't delay the elections...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:25 | 2462738 QEsucks
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True that. Weapons grade is 85% 235U. 27% is boom with a lower case b IF packaged correctly.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:26 | 2462739 QEsucks
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double post

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:30 | 2462741 QEsucks
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Too much caffeine

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:26 | 2462746 ZeroAvatar
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There are those of you who wish to deny it.   It is, however, a foregone conclusion.  There WILL be war with Iran. Israel indicated several years ago that "Iran would have Nukes by 2015".  It looks like the timetable has been moved forward.  Iran has threatened Israel with extinction. (I know, I know, it was 'misinterpreted').  Israel has stated emphatically that Iran must NOT be allowed to have nuclear weapons.  The reason it's been so 'quiet' lately is because Iran has been lying throught it's teeth about being willing to make 'concessions'.  They are just stalling for every day, minute, and week they can get to prepare.  Imadinnerjacket is a firm believer of the '12th Imam' and feels it is his DUTY to bring (it's) return. 


Once the bombs start flying, Russia has also stated emphatically that they have to protect thier interests, in Iran, Syria, and along their borders.  It's not Iran we need to worry about.  It's Russia. 


I can hardly wait to look up into the evening sky and watch 'a rocket's red glare' skimming across the American skyline heading for a town near you!

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 03:47 | 2464779 JOYFUL
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I can hardly wait to look up into the evening sky and watch 'a rocket's red glare' skimming across the American skyline heading for a town near you!

Thanks for yur input chumly...

forced to choose between a mad hatter like yurself an the mongol hordes to the east, I'm all in with the asiatics...

they may be crazy, but yur dangerously insane!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:31 | 2462773 TNTARG
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Here we go again.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:35 | 2462789 MarsInScorpio
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I never cease to be amazed at the way so many Iran apologists fail to understand that Iran is led by religious fanatics who believe sincerely that the Last Imam is due to rise up from the well as firmly as you can believe that it is Friday in America as I write this.


These are people who believe that the Final Battle is coming, and worse than merely believing it is coming, they believe they need to start it. They see themselves as on a Mission from Allah to rid the word of infidels, and establish the Caliphate over the Ummah.


Most of you reading this will say what I've written is "crazy." You're right - they are crazy - by Western standards. But not by the standards of the Iranian Shiite theology. By those standards they are perfectly sane . . . reasonable, fulfilling their God-appointed destiny.


You'll say "nobody believes that" - and in saying that you'll reveal that you know nothing about the rulers of Iran.


They are Islamic End Timers - and this is The End Times. Shiites are particularly apocalyptic; they've been waiting to even the score with the Sunnis for centuries by eliminating those "heretics" from the Ummah. Now is the time when they believe they will accomplish their goal.


There is nothing to fear from a nuclear holocaust if you honestly believe it is your doorway to Heaven. Do you think that those serial self-bombing mass murders - Muslims all - doubt for even a nanosecond that they are on their way to Heaven, to be surrounded by 72 virgins . . . and to open the door ensuring their entire family will join them?


They believe that with every fiber of their being. That is why they press the button that scatters their body parts - and those of every other innocent living being within the blast zone - without hesitation. That is the reality of the mainstream Muslim mindset. Deal with reality.


One point Islamic believers often cite is that Westerners are afraid to die, and they aren't. And it's true - Westerners are afraid to die because of the moral decay and religious uncertainty pervasive in the society. You won't find that wavering belief in the Iranian rulers.


So for those who foolishly think that the Western perspective of nuclear war is transferable to the Iranian culture, you are as ignorant as a stick. Nothing about their culture is the same as Western culture.


And that is why Iran cannot be allowed to have the bomb.


This isn't some Westernized argument about national sovereignty - although the Iranians try to cast it that way to belie their true cultural goal. Sophomoric "useful idiots" lap it up, and the Iranians laugh at you all the way to the mosque.


What the issue of allowing Iran to have the bomb is really all about is whether or not to allow a Culture of Death, which believes with all its heart, mind, and soul, that it is the Chosen People of Allah, created for this moment in time, to carry out the Final Battle that rids the Earth of the Infidels - which includes other Muslims who do not adhere to the Shiite theology - to possess the most destructive weapon ever created by humanity - and to possess it knowing they will, with absolute certainty, use it, motivated by the unquenchable need to fulfill their End Times belief.


If that strikes you as insane, then every sane person should ask, "Are we going to let the insane have the bomb?"


Because that is what this is all about. The fate of humanity hangs in the balance.


If you don't understand that, you don't understand why Iran must be stopped - no matter what it takes to do so.



Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:50 | 2462871 Canaduh
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I love being talked to like a child, wanna make out?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 15:24 | 2463442 MarsInScorpio
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Canaduh, you're too ugly.


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:56 | 2462894 blunderdog
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    This isn't some Westernized argument about national sovereignty...

Certainly not.  It's a long list of militant Zionist lies.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 15:27 | 2463451 MarsInScorpio
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Wow - until I saw all your upticks, and all my down ticks, I didn't know I was in the midst of Anti-Semite Headquarters. Been out with the Neo-Nazis of the Golden Dawn dreaming about your rise to the Fourth Reich?


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:51 | 2463697 blunderdog
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That was too easy.  I declare you burned and suggest a new username.  If you want to stay, you might check my work.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:01 | 2462913 spooz
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neocon promoting the military industrial complex

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