IBM Misses Top Line, Boosts EPS Forecast, Stock Slides After Hours

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Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:23 | 1782740 HedgeAccordingly
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Batter up .. apple 

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:31 | 1782779 Divided States ...
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Same ol crap...higher EPS on lower outstanding share count AND lower corporate tax rates....

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:46 | 1782829 derek_vineyard
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where's robo now?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:50 | 1782845 LawsofPhysics
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clearly the internet is to blame.  hammy and robo are working on it, please stand by...

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:54 | 1782862 derek_vineyard
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does robo have voo doo dolls of tyler durden?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:23 | 1782741 RacerX
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couldn't happen to a nicer co. schmucks..

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:34 | 1782793 kito
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are you just anti corporation for the sake of being anti corporation? exactly what problems do you have with ibm. they actually PRODUCE things that are beneficial to society. do you know they are the leaders in merging nano technoogy and pharma--nanomedicine?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:53 | 1782857 Raynja
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they actually PRODUCE things that are beneficial to society.

Please don't tell me you are referring to watson. At best the ai eliminates service sector jobs, at worst it... well you know about skynet.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:08 | 1782942 RacerX
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yeah they produce things.. like outsourcing jobs to "low cost countries".

thanks IBM.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:35 | 1783073 kito
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You know very little of the company.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 18:35 | 1783304 RacerX
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or, maybe you don't.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 21:40 | 1783799 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Let me tell you a story of how IBM Global Services helps corporate America screw all of the IT sector out of jobs. (HP does this trick too, but not as well.) IBM to big company, "Hey, outsource your IT to us!" Big Company, "OK, let's do this."  IBM then "aquires" all the tech staff, slashes pay, benefits, and has you train someone in another country to do your job, so you can get a severace package on your way out. Then, complain that there are no qualified workers in the US of A for some reason, and bring in underpaid slaves on H1-B visas, while hiding profits off-shore. Wrap in helping the US GOVT spy on every american on the Internet, and a splash of patent blackmail to any company coming up the ranks. Kito, I respect your posts and views, but IBM is sucking the life out of america. Also, they made Lotus Notes, which the UN should bring them up on war crime charges for.

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 01:26 | 1791653 rexzy
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IBM=Indian Business Machine

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:23 | 1782742 TooBearish
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Big Blue Shoots...Bitchez

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:38 | 1782803 Money 4 Nothing
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Damn bloggers! Their ruining everything! Sarc /

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:25 | 1782749 trampstamp
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nice short today boys!

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:27 | 1782759 Zymurguy
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Where's the volume today bitchez?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:27 | 1782760 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Can this thing still play chess though?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:29 | 1782767 Gubbmint Cheese
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does anyone have a schedule of what the EPS expectations were on IBM over the last 90, 60, 30, and 7 days? Saw this for Alcoa and they reduced AA's eEPS by 30%..

just curious if they did the same here.


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:31 | 1782774 MiningJunkie
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Light volume pullback so all one needs do is BTFD and get ready for the biggest performance chase/race in 25 years...volatility until end of month then blast-off. Short this rally in cash...

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:35 | 1782797 jdelano
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.  phew.  thanks.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:56 | 1782876 jcaz
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Wow, you just saved the market......... BUWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:34 | 1782784 Saxxon
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AAPL is the canary in the coal mine.  I was disappointed the market chose to sell today.  I was hoping it would tread water today and tomorrow then shoot up into the close before AAPL earns.

if AAPL disappoints or maybe just fails to dazzle, look out below .

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:48 | 1782840 d00daa
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look what they are doing to IBM, AAPL needs to beat huge or it's down down down...  the bear is hungry.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:39 | 1783090 RiverRoad
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Re AAPL:    And the fat lady will sing my friends.  Yes sirree bob she will sing before this mess is over.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:01 | 1782909 junkyardjack
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AAPL will beat just like GOOG did.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:33 | 1782791 Manthong
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Well, you've always got CRM to pick up the slack in the business services sector.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:35 | 1782795 RobotTrader
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Gap down tomorrow morning.

Another gap down Wednesday morning if AAPL misses.

CROX imploding 32% after trading halt.


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:46 | 1782828 ss123
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Try taking the derivative of that Crox graph AH. Nasty.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:54 | 1782863 slewie the pi-rat
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everything is priced in but the truth

stay tooned to the blog<0>sphere 4 updates and impending regulatory measures


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:36 | 1782801 buzzsaw99
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IBM sitting at all time highs. crAAPL too.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 18:15 | 1783221 andybev01
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Someone needs to invent an iPad cover made out of Crocs material...

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:40 | 1782807 max2205
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I am shocked. Usually IBM gets a purchase order from the Govt to cover any rev gaps. Somebody's gonna pay for this one.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:44 | 1782825 d00daa
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guidance is raised and it's still down 3.5% ah??

lmfao, no this isn't a bear market.  not at all.  /s

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:49 | 1782842 vegas
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WTF, operating margins of over 45%? And OWS pines for the heads of bankers on Wall Street?

If anybody is getting screwed, first in line after customers of BofA, are the saps who use IBM's services.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:57 | 1782878 B-rock
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Would someone tell my why there are $8.00 candles during this after-hours price action.... 6 big spikes that go back to the previous level... on the 1min TOS chart... ??

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:11 | 1782960 reader2010
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Anyone still BFTD?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:48 | 1783124 slaughterer
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This is not a bear market.  This is a slaughterer market.  One slip up, and your company equity dives 33% in 2.3 seconds. 


AAPL will be alright, if they post EPS of $10 or more.  HA HA HA HA.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 18:03 | 1783180 Hephasteus
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I was at the intangible GAP store the other day buying some firesale Next Big Idea intellectual property and I saw IBM there. Hair unwashed. Blue suit had crusty flakes all over it. It looked like they had been pullig all nighters trying to radiation harden chips before fukishima destroys everything they ever built that's not in space.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 18:42 | 1783332 piaoyou
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You forgot IBM $8 Billion stock repurchase program. So, it actually missed the earnings too without this.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 20:12 | 1783597 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Boo Hoo IBM!  Maybe they can raise from the dead their associates from the Third Reich to rescue them!?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 21:27 | 1783772 friendly manitoba
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deja vu all over again  - cant remember if it was the  1987 " correction " - but it was BIG BLUE missing earnings and tanking that was the black swan that started the poop hitting the fan ... its off abt 4% or $8  in after hours .... 


if i wasnt Canadian i would vote for Kyle Bass for President  btw  - very impressive dude 

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