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iFry?
As reported earlier, Consumer Reports has concluded its analysis of the New iPad's running temperature. The results, based on a live CNBC update:
- New iPad runs up to 12 degrees warmer than the old iPad2
- New iPad warms up to 116 degrees
- This is not as hot as some of the warmest laptops which hit 120 degrees.
Naturally, much of this was to be expected from a product that has more advanced equipment, which also happens to generate greater power output. It is also unclear if this will provoke a recall, accelerate global warming (and thus facilitate economic "beats") and/or whether one will now have the iSkillet in a twofer special.
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Apple will do nothing, just like they did with Antenna-gate and the muppets will keep buying.
hmmm
iBomb.
Major FAIL on this article. The whole world except the US uses Celsius to measure temperature. Go metric, you morons!
The whole world also prefers US Dollars for international trade and reserves; your point is moot.
Here: C = (F - 32)/1.8
HTH HAND
Maybe someone could measure and compare the electronic energy radiating out of a device that is intended to be held inches from your reproductive anatomy.
iSterile
iVolts
iPad + George Foreman = iGriddle
That's one big Ipad!
Or it's a midget in the background....
Now with twice the grilling space for sausages to go with your Belgium waffles!
Must I always think of everything?
ay pica!
iBurningdownthehouse
Somewhere out there is a 16 yr. old boy trying to figure out how to fuck this thing.
If only the Ipad utilized flex-screen technology I could roll it into a cylinder...
They already make Fleshlights for iPads... Google it.
It's another exciting product we have in development at the moment. We are always looking to improve our user experience and this will be a way to take it to another level. Continue watching Fleshlight.com for it.
So there that is. F*ckable iPads, coming soon. We assume that it will launch with a geometrically opposite counterpart (read: dildo) as well.
Yes they will, they will give a $20 coupon to buyers and they will spend it on another iPad for the missus
Actually they gave away free bumper cases, so stop hating.
Refering to the calls for recall. Also please stop using the term hating. You sound like a 10 year old girl.
If I can't cook an egg on it, I don't want that bitch.
SELL-SELL-SELL!
They will create an app called "Lap Warmer" and say the increased temperature was on purpose
iCoffeeWarmer
What, you didn't know this?
is the temperature seasonally adjusted?
IHeat. Iburn. USue.
Apple has bribed iJudges.
at least it keeps my starbucks coffee warmer longer
And you can bake a english breakfast in your car on it!
iCare?
Use it as a hand warmer in the winter. The I-Padmakes a good seat warmer during the cold football games.
If it could catch on fire you could get a new house after the insurance is collected. Just blame your I-PAD. Say Tom Cook Cook'd me.
New AAPL Product Even Hotter Than Expected.
-Just doing my part to keep a floor under the Naz.
The heat coupled with the elcetromagnetic radiation will fry your sperm. But then who can afford children after buying all the latest Apple gadgets? Besides, Siri is so smart - more human than human.
I don't know about the sperm thing, but I would imagine the higher temp could very logically shorten device lifespan.
Ding, Ding, Ding! That Li-ion battery will "fail" right after the 1 year warranty expires, and the customer can't fix it. By then, the iPad 4 should be RTM.
maybe apple should have instead used some of that cash of R&D
Trying to do things less silver - dependent maybe?
iKeepMyBallsWarmWithIt
MAYBE THIS HAS TO DO WITH THE WARM WEATHER DURING WINTER AS THE US DATA SHOWS IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE, PMI AND THE LOT
Actually, it consumes greater power input, and generates greater heat output. But you knew that. ;)
Although if it did generate power, all of our problems would be solved!
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-03-20/biggs-boosts-bullish-bets-on-st...
notorious BIGGS increasing his long position in market
That guy should have been off complaining about his oatmeal in a nursing home 15 years ago.
AAPL @ 400 Here We Go!!
Forgot a zero.
Should we rally now?
IPAD Thigh = erythema ab igne
Erythema ab igne From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search Erythema ab igne Classification and external resourcesErythema ab igne in a person with chronic abdominal pain who found some relief from the application of heat. ICD-10 L59.0 ICD-9 692.82 DiseasesDB 4438 eMedicine derm/130
Erythema ab igne (EAI, also known as hot water bottle rash,[1] fire stains,[2] laptop thigh, and toasted skin syndrome[2]) is a skin condition caused by long-term exposure to heat (infrared radiation). Overexposure to heat causes a mild red rash that might be described as "blotchy". Prolonged and repeated exposure causes a marked redness and colouring of the skin. Some people may complain of mild itchiness and a burning sensation, but often, unless a change in pigmentation is seen, it can go unnoticed.
It was once commonly seen in the elderly who stood or sat closely to open fires or electric heaters. Although wide use of central heating has reduced the incidence, it is still sometimes found in people exposed to heat from other sources such as heating pads, hot water bottles, and laptops. The term is derived from Latin and means "redness from fire".[3]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erythema_ab_igne
new App to keep you warm on cold days!
Just install the IFan app to cool it down.
Whats next? iBBQ?
Umm, bacon & eggs and a movie...
Gates would have seen this hot marketing opportunity....'Keep your Starbucks warm the entire commute to your menial job that will soon be outsourced to Pakistan with our new IPad3 special iWarming plate app...only $100 more!'
iIdiots.
http://www.wimp.com/dadipad/
iPad in Use
Labor problems at Foxconn resulted in the iSlaves needing to steam their rice on the production line.
Labor problems averted when design bumped up the temp on the units.
I'm here all week - don't forget to tip your servers.
Not only will it heat your home but it also is an effective means of birth control if you leave it on your lap for long, the iSterilizer
Yes... iPan!
Accelerate global warning? Another idiotic article from an increasingly anti-industrial pro caveman website.
Have you NO sense of humor, Jim?
No, he doesn't, and he thinks the iSkillet is a real product.
Apple iFanboys suffer extreme butthurt when someone pokes fun at their god.
Leave him alone!!! He's just in iDiot that is iGnorant of iNnuendo and iRony. iMbeciles like Jim should be iGnored.
Jeez, lighten up there Jimbo!
Accelerate global warning? Another idiotic article from an increasingly anti-industrial pro caveman website.
I'll take two pixels, over easy.
Looks like the new iCook app is doing wonders for the ishare price
No Carbon Emissions = No Global Warming = No Carbon Taxes
Perhaps they'll recall to replace the battery with an internal combustion engine. At least then everyone except the consumer is happy.
iFRY ur cojones
iFukushima
Apple desktops are also energy hogs. Our electrical rates jumped 20% last year so I picked up a watt meter so as to audit our home's energy use. I was shocked to find our 2009 Apple desktop used about 100 watts running and 30 watts in idle mode while the Dell desktop runs at 50 watts and idles at 4 watts.
Our Apple desktop is costing us about $50 per year in electricity, provided it's left on all the time, which it is, second only to the $75 per year refrigerator. It's a hog.
How much heat is from the 4G link? I bet a good amount of microwaves are warming up people's privates
Exactly - Fire up an iPad and bake your nards. No thank you.
Peak AAPL?
This is an added feature- it's called a handwarmer- aapl will be raising the price.
All iJokes aside (which I find funny, mind you), I have a new iPad and it's fine. This is a beat up. Really, there is no heat problem as far as I can tell, and we have used it a lot since we got it.
great now iSrael can drop these iNukes on iRan all the while AAPL goes to $1000 as the US Military becomes their largest corporate customer!
shit, you can have a temperature of a 105, this is a powerful electronic device, this is also during serious gameplay like gears of war 3, move along folks, if you think this is an issue shit ain't firing in your head, i always set my macbook on a couch pillow because it gets a little warm.
basically nobody is going to care except for those who aren't going to buy it anyway, does anybody doubt this?? if you said yes, move to the back of the class
The pillow won't help you. You will need to change your handle to ^Man when your nards bake off. Good luck.
People who buy a re-packaged Linux/Unix OS wrapped in a proprietary shell housed by cheap shiny plastic put together by slave labor, then trumpet how hip they are, are called " iDiots".
Most of the Apple users I know are posers.
Sad but true, every word of it.
US deficit hits $0, seasonally adjusted!
Reading and posting from my i-3 right now. It's no hotter than the i-2. Then again I don't use it to watch porn so maybe that's the trick.
Gotta say that the whole tablet thing is fucking incredible! Books, email, FaceTime, music, vids, photos and ya, the whole fucking Internet! Right in my fingertips while relaxing in the tub and flying on LTE. What's not to love guys? Other than the cost but really to get from i-2 to i-3 is really only a couple hundred bucks one you unload the old one. Amazing resale value on these suckers.
I just went through all this shit about metric with this geek I know, Metric rah rah, so, tell who won the first and second world wars, SAE, so you whiny little and (european) bitches can measure your dick in centimeters, real men, american men measure their thud in INCHES>
waiting for the warm up already.
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