IMF Warns Developed World May Fall Back Into Recession

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Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:34 | 1869787 GeneMarchbanks
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Time to short WTI I guess.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:41 | 1869799 CPL
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It'll shave a couple of bucks.  Worth the short at $100, that's when everyones credit runs out again.



Nice thing about oil it's a great way to perform capital destruction and destroy credit for little in return

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:44 | 1869815 MillionDollarBonus_
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I certainly share the IMF's concern. This economic recovery remains decidedly sluggish, and we cannot rule out the risk of a double dip recession. On the bright side, G20 leaders and central bankers are aware of the risk and are working on it, but I would urge them to be cautious.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:46 | 1869822 CPL
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Who seriously gives a shit what the puppet show says anymore? 

Shut up and place your bets.  Keep the Stops tight and don't touch margin.  Follow that and you might live up to that ridiculious handle.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 14:58 | 1870561 dlmaniac
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How to fall back into sth you have never really got out of?

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:02 | 1869883 I am more equal...
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News flash..................  we never got out of the last recession.  Their metrics are bundled lies and distortions with the intent of igniting the 'animal spirits' - read lemmings are to be lemming - that never happened because there never was a debt clearing for the masses.  No one is forgiving or paying off the local lemmings mortgage and car note off.  Being in the lemming class myself, I wait patiently by the phone with hope waiting for change I was promised. 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 13:35 | 1870291 moondog
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God I love MDB, a troll with subtle sarcasm. Everyone visit and see how seriously fucked we are.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 14:44 | 1870503 Odin
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Yes, that or a hired goon... or just a genuine idiot... or a troll who knows exactly how to irratate the serious members of this site (which I guess is what you said)...

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 14:45 | 1870506 Odin
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next time he comments we should all immediately agree with him and vote him up... maybe it will scare him  away...

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:41 | 1869806 Flakmeister
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Check the archives..... As I have repeatedely said start putting your shorts on when Brent hits $120...

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:44 | 1869816 CPL
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Brent will hit 120 not yet though.


WTI will hit $100 first and that cripples practically most of Asia and North America.  The speculators then will push the margin credit factory in Brent to $120.


Russell is showing some amazing bear charts right now.


So TZA and WTI (short) coming up.  TZA entry under 29, leveraged decay spread is now 28.54 - 465.45 in the range from top to bottom.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:30 | 1870006 Flakmeister
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WTI price means nothing except to some mid-continent refiners and their crack spreads....


Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:48 | 1869831 sschu
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WTI was below $80 for a while and seemed "pegged" to the dollar/euro.  Now, not so much, and the WTI is over $98.  Bad news.

With oil consistently over $80, the chance for any meaningful recover is very small.  This is the moral hazard which Bennie with all his free bucks has handed us.  They made a decision that the US and the world would not tolerate a 1930s deflationary depression, so print, extend and pretend was the answer.  The best case is we are stuck with stagnation/stagflation for a long time and maybe collapse if we are unlucky.  Look at Japan over the last 20 years and this is about all we can expect.

Thanks so much central planners.


Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:19 | 1869967 vast-dom
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What they meant to state was DEPRESSION. 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:38 | 1869795 Shizzmoney
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I guess one way to raise the consumer confidence index, is to ask rich people:

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:38 | 1869796 Undecided
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The way the title should read, we the IMF have failed and depression is imminent.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:50 | 1869844 thadoctrizin
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I'm pretty sure it goes  recession---> depression ---> desperation ---> chaos

Considering we are have solid footing in desperation, I think "being in danger of heading back into recession" is a bit of an understatement.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 14:42 | 1870499 TheRegulator
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I was going to post my own reply, but I think you covered it perfectly. Welcome to reality, bitchez....

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:38 | 1869800 sabra1
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the IMF, the soon to be in hell oldidorks collection agency!

IMF prints the other reserve currency, the SDR!

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:40 | 1869803 CrashisOptimistic
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Last I recall, these magical measures passed by the Italian Senate were complete worthless.  Something about increasing the retirement age by a couple of years not to occur until 2026?

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:40 | 1869804 ultraticum
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"Further easing would be warranted."  =  "Man the presses.  We IMFers will save the banks - ehem the people - krauts be damned!"

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:40 | 1870042 SheepDog-One
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'Further printing warranted' what on earth for? Markets up 2%-3% daily no problem at all. 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:41 | 1869808 Syrin
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Oh silly IMF !!  To enter a recession, we would have to exit the depression, and that's just not going to happen.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:42 | 1869810 Steak
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something to help keep your Friday from falling into recession

Inspirations (a tracklist):


Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:43 | 1869812 William113
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So they are saying we are coming out of the Depression. Because a recession is better.

Oh the Glory Days are here again.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:43 | 1869813 TheSto
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"IAEA detects higher than usual levels of iodine 131 over Europe."

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:49 | 1869839 Racer
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And on that the Dow soars...

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 13:09 | 1870183 valley chick
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what rumor did I miss ? 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:50 | 1869846 RobotTrader
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Feels a lot like the "Green Shoots" rally of 2009.

Bears keep fighting it and are getting blown out.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:01 | 1869880 Long-John-Silver
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How can we have a second dip recession while we are still in a depression?

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 13:37 | 1870299 baby_BLYTHE
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a 'double-dip' recession= depression

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:03 | 1869882 Caviar Emptor
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Depression without reckless money printing = 1930s

Depression with reckless money printing = Now


1930s: After 4 years GDP grew at 10.4%, then 8.9% then 13% 

Now: Instead we'll be stuck in biflation/stagflation

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:11 | 1869932 Flakmeister
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Don't forget, no shortage of cheap oil... In fact there was more oil than people knew what to do with in Texas...

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:06 | 1869903 Cpl Hicks
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Policy paralysis and incoherence have contributed to exacerbating uncertainty.

We get weekly examples of that lack of leadership out of Barry the Big 0. His latest was to kick the can on the Keystone pipeline deal out past next years election. So the better part of 20 to 25k jobs don't get added to the US economy.  Some would have been Canadian jobs, but those are good for NAFTA, right?

Why, you might ask? Good question. Maybe he doesn't want to disappoint his base. You know, the Green energy job good, fossil fuel jobs bad crowd. Maybe, as some have darkly suggested on this website, he really wants to destroy this country. You make the call.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:10 | 1869924 vote_libertaria...
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No no no.  We are in a depression but with a morphine drip (massive deficit spending with record low interest rates) so it only feels like a recession.


Once either the deficit spending is cut back or interest rates wake up it is happy buy buy buy bot time.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:12 | 1869935 LooseLee
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That wonderful barometer that is the U.S. equity market vehemently disagrees. Today they are pricing in 5% GDP growth in the USSA. And as we all know, the all-knowing 'free market' is a forward-looking mechanism that discounts all known and unknown possibilities. Party on, fools!

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:14 | 1869938 RobotTrader
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I repeat.

Where is the recession?

With names like SBUX on a boner run from $15 to $45 with no selloff whatsoever?

Instead of Gerald Celente's prediction of people "losing it".....

They are piling into AAPL stores and sipping $5.00 coffee at Starbucks enjoying life.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:32 | 1870014 blindman
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here is the recession. what is receding?
watch closely and you will see it.
WikiLeaks releases secret video of journalists, civilians killed in Baghdad
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Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:38 | 1870035 TheMerryPrankster
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And thats why 45 million Americans can't even afford food and so are in the food stamps program? 1/3 of all mortgages is underwater and record foreclosures continue for the 4th year in a row.

Cherry picking anomalous data points results in illusory models. A ship sinks an inch at a time, just because parts are still above water doesn't mean things are going swimmingly.

Even during the starvation that caused the French Revolution, the ruling class led a pampered life of luxury. When Queen Marie Antoinette was informed the peasants were starving and had no bread, she famously quiped "Then let them eat cake!"

Your data set is too small to reflect reality, you are enjoying an illusion that your resources allow you to pretend is reality.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:42 | 1870047 SheepDog-One
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One HALF of all mortgages now underwater in the US.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:54 | 1870118 TheMerryPrankster
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Thanks for the correction, sorry for the error, which begs the question at 50% - Is the mortgage equity glass half full or half empty?

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 14:55 | 1870543 TheRegulator
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Wake up, pull your head out of your ass, stop wasting server space....Around here, the mall where the Apple store was supposed to go was never completed and all but one of the Starbucks closed...due to poor sales. Go figure...

Fucking loser troll...

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:29 | 1870001 blindman
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it is a monetary system problem not an
economic problem. recession has nothing
to do with it. imf = fuckshite wanker bankers.
financial terrorists !
steve keen ...
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terrorist activity here. imf banker sponsored.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:31 | 1870009 jmcadg
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Really RT. Is that in Athens or Rome?

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:39 | 1870039 blindman
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@" .. is that in.."
no bunga bunga.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:46 | 1870074 Zero Govt
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"IMF Warns Developed World May Fall Back Into Recession"

No Shit Batman

Out here in the real world nobody thought we'd climbed out of recession in order for the goons at the IMF to declare we "may" fall back in!

But then when you're an unelected crone whose wages have not changed since 2007 hit looking out of those ivory towers gives a different perspective 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:50 | 1870095 slewie the pi-rat
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we have been warned, BiCheZ!

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 14:26 | 1870438 blindman
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Thursday, November 10, 2011
Tim Rifat : The Rothschild own the World except 3 countries
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Fri, 11/11/2011 - 15:51 | 1870688 Bansters-in-my-...
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So who does this sack of shit IMF represent...?

Not me.

Where do they get their money...?

Yup,me...(and you)

Did the public vote them in...?


Me niether.

Kinda pisses you off ,huh.

Kinda like the CFR...(Council on Foriegn Relations)

They basically have the major say of what goes on in the USA (and globally)

Did I elect any ane of them...?


Do they represent me...?


Does their influence (read power) affect my life...?


So to make a long story short.....

FUCK the IMF......

and FUCK the CFR.

And if you don't know what the CFR is,the sleazy mother fuckers,you should take the time to learn.

Thanks all.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 16:03 | 1870727 Bansters-in-my-...
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Hey MillionDlollarCumSwallower.

Take a fucking hike,you fucking Rothschilds dick licker,

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