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Introducing Italy's Brand New Government

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It is oddly fitting that Goldman Sachs, which now has Europe by the short and curlies, would make the first official introduction of its puppet Italian government.

From Goldman's Francesco Garzarelli

Italian PM designate Mario Monti has unveiled the composition of his Cabinet. Key Ministries are taken by high profile and widely respected figures, mostly from academia and the civil service. In a departure from the ‘technocrat’ government of Ciampi in 1993, the Monti government has no elected representatives. PM Monti will lay out his government’s program tomorrow in the Senate, ahead of a vote of confidence. Broad bipartisan support for the new government is expected, at least initially. PM Monti is likely to hold office until general elections are held in the Spring of 2013.

Highlights:

Prime Minister: Prof. Mario Monti – former EU Commissioner (1994-2004) and President of Bocconi University. His deputy will be Prof. Antonio Catricalà, currently head of the antitrust regulator.

Finance Minister: Mario Monti. Junior ministers will be appointed in the coming days and, according to the press, could include well-known economics professors.

Labor and Welfare Minister: Prof. Elsa Fornero, a highly respected expert in social security. Prof Fornero heads the Centre for Research on Pension and Welfare policies – an Italian research institute at the University of Turin.

Economic Development Minister/Infrastructure/Transport: Corrado Passera, currently CEO of Intesa Sanpaolo – the largest Italian domestic bank.

Foreign Minister: Giulio Terzi di Sant’Agata, the current Italian Ambassador to the United States.

Justice Minister: Prof. Paola Severino, who lectures in law at LUISS University in Rome.

Interior Minister: Anna Maria Cancellieri, who has been prefect (a senior law enforcer appointed by the central government) in several Italian provinces (the layer of local government between municipalities and regions, which the previous government planned to scrap).

 

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Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:16 | 1882352 Ronaldo
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Who is going to be the Ponzi Minister?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:25 | 1882389 Ted K
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That's for the "back office operations" of Goldman Sachs to know and for you to find out.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:35 | 1882449 Manthong
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The EU needs a Brazillian.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:38 | 1882469 kaiserhoff
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Goldman is traditional.  It's usually the Cultural Exchange attache who is the CIA Station Chief, that or some PR flak from Halliburton.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:27 | 1882391 Hard1
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Economic Development Minister/Infrastructure/Transport: Corrado Passera, currently CEO of Intesa Sanpaolo – the largest Italian domestic bank.

WTF is this?  Same as a guy from a sinking US bank leaving for a shittyly paid government position to cash in early their unvested stock awards and get a no-tax on capital gains Monopoly card.  Timmay anyone? Paulson? Corzine?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:37 | 1882703 i-dog
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Three times Bilderberg attendee. 'Nuff said.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:18 | 1882356 Oh regional Indian
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Whoa. Banker, Academic, Businessman..... Hahaha! Sure, they will save Italy!

ORI

Me on Youtube

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:29 | 1882406 CH1
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All the matter are a little dazzle, a little hope, and a few more weeks of kicking the can.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:17 | 1882358 sabra1
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here's hoping italians have the home adresses of these clowns!

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:19 | 1882365 frenchie
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ayayayayay...

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:20 | 1882366 Hansel
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Why are the Italians ok with being usurped by bankers?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:31 | 1882426 equity_momo
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Same reason Americans , Brits, French , Germans etcetcetcetc zzzz , are.

 

Apathy.

 Or did you think bankers have not been running America? Same ole same ole.

 Wait for more pain. Wait for double digit food inflation and triple digit fuel inflation. Then more divide and conquer and more sheeple missing the point and arguing with one another. If you think this is tough i hope we are both around and free in 5 , 10 years to reminise about the good old days (of which 08-11 are still) 

 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:10 | 1882593 paulie
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because they don't leave you another choice.

Look at Papandreu. He tried to let his people choose via referendum, has been bullied by Merkozy, and has given up the referendum.

Same shit with the Lissabon treaty. They force you to vote until you vote for the approval, no matter if the irish people have rejected it once or twice already.

Europe is a dictatorship

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:54 | 1882781 Ghordius
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blablabla, he had months for a referendum proposal, and it was the Greek Parliament that did not listen to him

this "Europe is a dictatorship" meme is a bit lame... "They force you to vote until you vote the approval" is probably the lamest... Please, I'm not that informed about the vagaries of Ireland: did Ireland's electors vote yes or no?

whenever I make avances for sex it's the last answer that is relevant, too

at the end it's all blablabla damn continentals not having the same political culture as us..

"technical" governments (badly translated in English in "technocratic", which is a slightly different concept) are also a recurring fixture in Sweden, they call them there "Minority Governments".

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:21 | 1882372 Mae Kadoodie
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Fugazy Minister?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:24 | 1882374 Paul Thomason
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re-arranging deckchairs on the titanic... (again)

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:37 | 1882454 Spooky Polish
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but orchestra keeps playing music 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:44 | 1882495 Harlequin001
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but this time it might not sink...

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:23 | 1882380 junkyardjack
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Its like watching a James Bond movie or GI Joe cartoon.  You see these ridiculous concepts of criminal organizations that run the world and you say, "yea that could never happen, its so unbelievable". And then you turn on your TV and see it on the news.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:30 | 1882418 CH1
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Well said.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:36 | 1882452 Spooky Polish
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beer for You , or deer - You can eat it if You want 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:23 | 1882383 tim73
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Good coalition, much better than whatever crap there is in the US Congress. Republican presidential wanna-be candidates especially are ignorant freaks. You really wanna one of those idiots to run USA?! If one of those are elected, the future of USA will be looking very dim.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:25 | 1882388 Paul Thomason
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The USA is already on auto-dim.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:43 | 1882489 Peter K
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I'lll take the Republicans over the DemoCommieNazis any day. :)

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:46 | 1882742 Bring the Gold
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Then you have learned nothing at all.

Also Nazi's killed communists in Germany indeed they were a violent reaction to the rise of Communism in Russia. It's like saying Republevangelicalmuslims. It doesn't make any sense and makes you look like a moron, of course so does your support of EITHER main political party.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:24 | 1882386 goldfish1
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"Oddly Fitting" ?

Better headline: GS installs new italian govt puppets.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 12:29 | 1882951 Ghordius
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I've got a better one:

Communist President installs new Italian Government

funny how nobody notices President Napolitano's origins here

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:25 | 1882390 istt
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When do we eviscerate these guys, like il duce?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:26 | 1882396 apberusdisvet
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A total takeover of a sovereign nation without a bullet being fired.  Simply amazing.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:33 | 1882436 equity_momo
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See my reply to hansel above. Its happened before , will happen again. So the Italian wolves have just decided to peel off their sheeps clothing. So what. Nothing new. Take a look at whatever government runs whatever country youre from. I guarantee its no different apart from offering you a choice between eating a turd or having the turd rubbed in your face.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:52 | 1882524 Freewheelin Franklin
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But, but, but, there will be free elections in 2 years, tops.

 

[/sarc.]

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:27 | 1882399 Bahamas
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SOB...non of them look like they're going to pratice some bunga bunga any time soon

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:28 | 1882402 Cult_of_Reason
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Amazing how many Kool-Aid guzzling market participants believe that changing the government can solve EU debt problems (yes it can, but only by defaulting or restructuring the debt ["voluntary" or not "voluntary" but the debt has to be eliminated]).

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:29 | 1882408 rgilliam37
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Monti priorities in order of importance!

Enrich himself
Protect GS
Protect ECB
Protect mistresses
Protect cronies

The last and one and its the one he will not work on is: Protect the Italian economy by not allowing the Eurocrats to pile the problems on future generations that did not have anything to do with the Euro experiment.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:30 | 1882409 marcusfenix
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Mario Monti -

European chairmen of the Trilateral commission

leading member of the Bilderburg group

international adviser to Goldmen Sacks

founding member of the Spinelli Group which is dedicated to total EU political and economic integration

and now Prime Minister of Italy...as the Pope calls for a one world bank.

are you fuckin' serious?

it's a Banksters world, we're all just slaving in it.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:29 | 1882410 yogibear
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With the bankers in charge of the countries they can now sell off their assets/wealth.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:38 | 1882411 DormRoom
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If Monti is a professor, he'll realize the EZ crisis is akin to a single equation with two variables.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:30 | 1882412 TheEmperor
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The Technocrats are in charge now, this is where we need a new Chancellor, a strong Chancellor....

<incessant cackling>

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:30 | 1882413 TheEmperor
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The Technocrats are in charge now, this is where we need a new Chancellor, a strong Chancellor....

<incessant cackling>

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:40 | 1882474 marcusfenix
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I knew it damn it! I knew the Sith were behind this all along!

 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:39 | 1882711 Bicycle Repairman
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Scientific socialism!!  Yay!!!!

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:30 | 1882414 monopoly
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Ahh, now I feel better. For sure Italy will rally now and bring Spain, Portugal, Ireland, Greece and France with it, much better.

C cutting more jobs. American airlines closer to pursuing bankruptcy, we are broke and Obama wants to add military strength to Australia. What planet am I on. And 3 digits on oil. 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:32 | 1882432 UGrev
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Governments don't rule the world, Goldman Sachs rules the world. -Alessio Rastani

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:33 | 1882433 Bahamas
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3 triple digits were also just handed from US to the chosen people

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:33 | 1882438 stika
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what a bunch of worthless people... italy's game over within 3 months!

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:34 | 1882442 prains
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A bloodless coup

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:35 | 1882447 Scalaris
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porte girevoli puttane

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:43 | 1882494 Peter K
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Sed libre nos a malo :(

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:06 | 1882578 paulie
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libera (not libre)

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:45 | 1882498 uno
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this past weekend CBS had a news(ha-ha) break during a football game, the first thing was Monti talking over Italy and showed him coming out of church wearing a suit (such a good man) and no mention of Goldman Sachs connection.  Full court press by MSM to show him as the adult in charge

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:46 | 1882501 koeleköpke
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who is representing the 99% ?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:40 | 1882720 Bicycle Repairman
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Ain't u?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:47 | 1882505 Dick Darlington
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OT: Had to post these headlines from Italian State Treasury

*ITALY TO SELL EU430 BLN OF BONDS IN 2012, CANNATA SAYS

*CANNATA NOT `THRILLED BY COST OF ITALY'S FUNDING

*CANNATA DOESN'T EXPECT IMPACT ON DEBT BY HIGHER ITALY YIELDS

*ITALY CAN'T BE COMPARED WITH GREECE, CANNATA SAYS

*CANNATA SAYS 'HURT' BY ITALY COMPARISON WITH GREECE

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:49 | 1882511 AngryGerman
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i can understand that he does not want italy to be compared to greece: italy is much worse!!!

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:48 | 1882510 AngryGerman
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bunga is missing from the list!

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:56 | 1882536 gatorengineer
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I guess this is the full Monti?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:57 | 1882539 Freewheelin Franklin
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I think the Italian people would be better off with Karima el Mahrough. I know I would be.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:16 | 1882618 gianmarco
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all the new ministers are either banksters or bureaucrats. "academics" my a$$, they are all part of the state machine, mere bureaucrats, and except the ones who worked in banks and that in order to earn a living had to steal and mug, the others never had to produce anything of value in their life. the chances of this lot to be of any use to steer italy from hitting the rocks is exactly zero. goodbye italy, good thing that i left the sinking ships 15 years ago. 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:17 | 1882623 New American Re...
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Cancellierari will be the problem for these bloks.   She won't roll over for the administration when it comes down to the skullduggery they commit.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:30 | 1882672 Freewheelin Franklin
Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:44 | 1882736 Ghordius
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hilarious

so Nigel Farage is complaining also that Berlusconi, the elected PM of Italy, had to go...

 

agree, it's a must watch

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:58 | 1882802 Freewheelin Franklin
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He is? When?

 

And not satisfied with that, you decided Burelsconi had to go.

 

Sounds to me like he is criticizing the Eurocrats for removing him.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 12:24 | 1882926 Ghordius
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that's what I mean

the guy simply does not make sense to me

he is an elected EU PM criticizing "the unelected Eurocrats" for "removing" an elected PM

I'd say he is EuroConfused and I believe the whole press corps in Blighty is in this state

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:31 | 1882675 ACP
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That independent trader was right. Goldman Sachs DOES rule the world.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 12:05 | 1882834 sbenard
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Is that Mario "Bilderberger" Monti that is the Prime Minister and Finance Minister? No elitism there! Oh, those lucky, austerity-imposed Italians!

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 12:19 | 1882905 Cycle
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Monti's role: "a rrimette le corna a le lumache." Good luck with that.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 12:34 | 1882971 theprofromdover
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Now, in a parallel universe,  a brilliant leader allowed to pick his own team without regard to party political machinery, might herald the chance for a talented and effective government of 'the best of the best'.

Pity we live in this universe......

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