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With Iran This And Iran That, Here Is The Weekly US Naval Update

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Let's face it: with the Iranian invasion foreplay having gone on about 3 years too long, everyone is just waiting for the flashing red "GDP boosting" headline. But to know how close we are to I-day, there is one question needing an answer: where are the boats? Below we share the latest weekly update of US naval positioning, as usual courtesy of Stratfor. The chart is self explanatory: the 5th Fleet AOR is getting just a little too crowded.

 

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Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:26 | 1867377 TruthInSunshine
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When are all the corporate owned Main Stream Ass Media Channels going to train their cameras on the Tehran skyline ,on word that some 'unexpected fireworks' may erupt, during primetime (even interrupting Monday Night Football if need be), based on word from their puppet master, as war is the greatest Circus to distract the masses from the grave reality of their own personal crises ever invented?

I'm longing to hear Brian Williams' hushed voice say "[W]e think that was the sound of anti-aircraft artillery in the distance that you just heard..."

War and death; the greatest show on earth, bitchez!

C'mon Barry, maybe you can win your 2nd Nobel Peace Prize in 3 years.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:28 | 1867396 MillionDollarBonus_
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Iran better not mess with Israel because if they do they are messing with the United States of America. If Iran wants to start a fight, I say bring it on – Obama is a strong leader who stands firmly behind our military and will deploy the necessary troops if necessary. America will protect Israel AT ALL COSTS, because it is vital to our strategic national interests.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:28 | 1867405 jayman21
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Did you forget the sarc on flag again?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:41 | 1867477 Michael
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Looks like their pricing in an Iran attack in oil contracts.

If Israel attacks Iran first, I hope Israel gets completely blown into the Mediterranean and wiped off the map.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:47 | 1867493 SeverinSlade
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Then the Zionist state of Israel will be revealed as the fraud it truly is, being an agent of evil (the devil) instead of good (God).

Of course I'm not advocating violence from either side.  War is war and death is death.  But perhaps people will finally wake up to the fact that Israel is only supported by the US to control the Petrodollar and keep the pressure on China and Russia.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:47 | 1867512 Deadpool
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oh so the Devil put Israel there? I thought it was Winston Churchill. Ever notice how you never see the Devil and Churchill in the same place?? coincidence??

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:52 | 1867546 Conrad Murray
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Nah, Hitler put it there...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCX62OpLggA

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:56 | 1867570 john39
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you mean they didn't all die in the holohaox (TM)????  /sarc  

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:30 | 1868795 shutdown
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No. Not all died. Certainly not 6 million either. Few believe that exaggeration anymore (or simply parrot it to keep their jobs ... or to stay out of jail), but around 300,000 Jewish people did die during that terrible time, and that ugly horror needn't be repeated .... as long as they learn to coexist.

And attacking Iran isn't exactly coexisting. So ... another horror probably awaits them. 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 07:54 | 1869281 Harlequin001
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So the holocaust was their fault then was it - 'as long as they learn to coexist'

So where did you pluck this 300,000 figure from then? You make it sound as if it's small and insignificant.

Of one thing I am absolutely certain, the human race will be far better off once it introduces you to your own personal dose of Zyclone B and permanently removes you and your disgraceful ilk from the human gene pool. Simply a matter of then erasing your ass from the list and pretending you never existed.

Truly you are one utter sack of puke. Shut the fuck up.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 09:53 | 1869486 awkward squad
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I thought Shutdown made some interesting points there, and you attacked him so emotionally. Did you die in the holocaust as well?

 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 10:15 | 1869546 Harlequin001
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That's because you're a tosser.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 16:08 | 1870738 shutdown
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I rest my case.

awkward squad, that poster simply offers yet another of their efforts regarding 'coexistence.'

Please have compassion toward him and his kind. 

 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 18:11 | 1871078 Flakmeister
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Practice much at being an asshole?

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 02:21 | 1871757 Harlequin001
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apparently it's his full time job...

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 05:19 | 1871756 Harlequin001
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What case?

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 19:43 | 1874280 shutdown
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The case?

Simple: Jewish people and particularly Zionists are lousy at coexisting. They and their supporters say mean, vile things about 'others' and constantly perform economic and military violence on their neighbors.

They're greedy.

Plus, they are the epitome, the very personification, of the 1%.

That is precisely why they are politically and socially isolated and growing moreso each day.

It's why Israel will not last long. 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:56 | 1867572 wanklord
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The only plausible way by which Barry & Associates (including the Zionist warmongers) could justify a war against the Islamic Republic of Iran is by staging another false flag attack on continental United States: most likely a controlled nuclear explosion (dirty bomb) targeting a major urban concentration that may kill dozens of thousands of civilians.

This operation will be carried out by the CIA in partnership with Mossad and MI6 to subsequently be blamed on AlQaeda working in conjunction with elements of Iran’s IRGC and Pakistan’s ISI.

Besides that, Americans are a bunch of stupid animals easy to manipulate and subdue. The psychological impact of this event will elicit the brute and ignorant populace to demand a massive retaliation against the alleged perpetrators (explicitly Iran); the Obama administration will need the unconditional support of these mules in order to further their agenda.

Absent of this essential prerequisite (a false flag operation), President Soetoro will find virtually impossible persuading US Congress to issue a formal declaration of war.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:15 | 1867666 Joeman34
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Don't you ever tire of cutting and pasting the same trite dribble into every ZH thread?  This just proves you are an intellectual lightweight devoid of creative thought.

‘Americans are a bunch of stupid animals easy to manipulate and subdue’?!?  Ha, compared to whom, the English.  Have fun sitting back and watching as the English Muslim population gradually co-opts your country from right under your up-turned, pansy-ass noses.  In only a few years they will have achieved a majority population which will allow them to be elected to key government seats and change the face of your nation from within, and lawfully, might I add.  Maybe if you English weren’t so ugly, you could stand to look at each other long enough to shag successfully so that your declining population might actually sustain some semblance of relevance. 

 

Please disappear.  You do your homeland a disservice by displaying your ignorance…

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 21:27 | 1868480 Think for yourself
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truth doesn't need to be updated for fashion purposes.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:27 | 1868785 pops
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I just hate that word "homeland."  Sounds too much like "vaterland."

 

 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 09:14 | 1869426 QB
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Sounds like "Mother Russia"

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:55 | 1869106 johngerard
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Absolutlely correct. Every year that passes, muslims gain more and more social, economic and political power in the UK - totally legitimately right under everyone's noses. For every one child that an indigenous white british female has, a muslim female has 3.5. The muslim population in the UK has doubled in the last 14 years, will double by '25 and double again by '40. By '65, they will have more than enough muslims to create a muslim government, and that's where it's headed. The number of non-muslim males aged 18-35 to muslim males of the same age is already almost equal in the UK. This is the age bracket for fighting wars. So, if there was a civil war in the UK in the next few years, say, who would you bet on? A bunch of lazy, work-shy, soft, welfare addicted pricks, or the highly organized, ideologically driven and devout muslims who are willing to commit suicide to win? 

The whole of Europe will become muslim majority well before the end of the century. Every single euro country is committing birth rate suicide. As Ghaddafi said "the wombs of our women will conquer europe" and he was 100% correct. it's happening right now. Demographics alone gives them a win without even fighting. If you think Europe's sllding into the abyss now, wait until the muslims take over. I can't wait for my great-grandchildren to be able to watch people being beheaded in Trafalgar Square, or to see St. Paul's Cathedral turned into a mosque with a green dome.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:22 | 1867711 Mary Wilbur
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@wanklord No, what Iran is going to do when it gets a long range IBCM or simply send one over in a ship in the Atlantic is explode a nuclear warhead in the atmosphere above the center of the US. That will knock out the electric grid and the entire population will be dead within a year.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 21:33 | 1868497 BigJim
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Thats right! Because a single nuclear warhead could do that!

I sometimes wonder why the US and USSR had thousands of the things when a single one would do the job. I guess they just wanted to have a few backups lying around, right?

Zzzzzzzzzz.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 22:02 | 1868559 robobbob
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they may be referring to the apocalypse dejour- an EMP pulse that will shut down the Walmart supply chain, thus killing off the couch borne American populace. either through starvation, or killing each other fighting for the last bag of funions.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:04 | 1867890 Clark Bent
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Your spelling is so excellent, I can hardly tell that you were wearing boxing gloves as you typed. How do you accomplish that? 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:45 | 1868229 Abitdodgie
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We cannot blame the wars on Odummer and Co, Just because he says we have to go to war does not mean that the stupid ones should go and die for him , we are the ones to blame, for we pull the trigger thinking it is an honorable thing we do , we have to say no and stop supporting the troops because they are as stupid as he is .

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:54 | 1867560 john39
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they are luciferians.  doesn't matter if you believe it, they do...  

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:02 | 1867603 SeverinSlade
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Never said that.  But I think it's pretty safe to say that God certainly didn't.

Not to get all religious on anyone, but Christians and even many Jews point out that Jerusalem would be returned to the chosen people by God, and not by man.  Which is precisely why Israel is an agent of evil.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:43 | 1867825 assembler
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You sound like a hard core Calvinist. The same argument goes, "If they are one of the elect, God will save them. If not, there is nothing we can do anyway." Just take a look at how God worked through history, and especially the history of the bible. Believe it or not, PEOPLE were involved in God's plan going forward. The bible makes specific promises of the Land of Israel to the children of Israel. Many of those promises are yet to be fullfilled. Those who curse Israel are cursed, those who bless her are blessed. Those like you who sit back and wait for God to do all the work (or try to undo the good work) will be exactly those who Jesus talked about in the sheep and goat judgement: "When did we not feed you, or visit you in prison?" And HE answered, "when you did not do that to the least of my brethren" (the Jews, especially the remnant). See Matthew 25.

You should look into these things before you start claiming to speak for Christians. Just read your bible!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:33 | 1868015 boiltherich
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What a major load of steaming bull shit!  You tell your "god" that if he wants any respect or even to be believed in show his psychopathic face and prove it once and for all or shut the fuck up and stay out of my bedroom!  Freedom FROM religion is the core value of this nation.  Too bad there are so many superstitious idiots that are just too fucking dumb to grasp the meaning of the word brainwashed. 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 21:13 | 1868451 Hacked Economy
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"Freedom FROM religion is the core value of this nation.  Too bad there are so many superstitious idiots that are just too [...] dumb to grasp the meaning of the word brainwashed."

No, freedom OF religion/faith is a core value.  As for your comment about idiots...I've taken four separate IQ tests and always scored at the sub-genius level (about 150), as well as taught adult courses in macro-economics.  I'm no idiot (although I have a sneaking suspicion that you might call me one out of spite), and I firmly believe in God.  I respect your right to make the decision not to believe, but you betray your ignorance of others through your rant.

God certainly doesn't need your respect to take care of business.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 07:45 | 1869289 Harlequin001
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What business?

Last I heard I was doing that myself...

Lest I end up like the millions of others that are currently starving as part of some grand plan.

Faith - the ability to believe the unbelievable despite the facts.

Stupidity - the ability to believe the unbelievable despite the facts.

Notice any similarity?

 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 05:12 | 1869236 Vaiman
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WOW!  What haughty and arrogant words from a mere man who is here today and gone tomorrow.  Our lives are like a vapour man.  The fact that people like you can rant and rail against God is proof of his mercy and patience.  He hopes you will turn from your anger and animosity and receive his love and forgiveness dude.  God showed his face in the most important and crucial way when he came to earth born of the virgin and ended up giving his life on the cross for every one of us....that was done to buy us back from sin's dominion over us....the thing that give's Satan Legal Claim to us.  Whether or not we receive Him into our hearts is our choice.  Biblical prophecy is happening before our eyes.  John, one of Jesus' closest disciples wrote the book of revelation as an old man and was shown the vision of our day.  The shake up in Europe is all part of the global govt system being set up.  The mark of the beast...the chip implants that John mentioned 2000 years ago are a reality now.  The annihilation of Damascus that Ezekial foresaw and the unsuccessful attack of Russia on Israel, the 200 million man army from the East(Asia) that will march to the middle east for the war of the last days....our day...are all in the works.  God showed up before we were here...put us here...and man screwed up and disobeyed.  And since then through the ages, God had to fix what man screwed up....God's plan to restore us back to himself through the death and resurrection of his son is the most important event ever regarding our lives.  There is no other remedy for the sinful nature of man!  Salvation and deliverance can only come through what Jesus did on the cross.  He who knew no sin "became sin" so that we could become the righteousness of God in and through him!  Thanks to Jesus...we can have a relationship with God again and begin to know Him and his awesome love and eternal plan for us when he comes back to set up his kingdom.  No more pain or suffering ever.  This fallen world will be restored to the perfection he initially planned before man sinned.  I know I need Christ as my saviour because I screw up every day...but I have his forgiveness and strength to pick me up from the struggles and frustrations I face in life.  Anyhow....that's what I know to be true. 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 07:47 | 1869259 Element
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blah blah fucking blah

or is it

bah bah fucking baaaahhhh!

 

Have you ever considered the possibility that God doesn't want you to be a fucking idiot all your remaining days?

Is it possible you can do far more? ... yeah, I know ... you wanna come-back with another mouthful of archaic stupid shit ... well here's some for you to ponder:

http://www.gnosis.org/naghamm/origin.html

 

 

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:49 | 1868068 Glass Steagall
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You might want to read your own book – and not just the parts that suit you..

Rev. 2:9 “I know your afflictions and your poverty--yet you are rich! I know the slander of those who say they are Jews and are not, but are a synagogue of Satan.”

Rev. 3:9 “I will make those who are of the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews though they are not, but are liars--I will make them come and fall down at your feet and acknowledge that I have loved you.”

The Zionists that you lukewarm, Sabbath breaking, milk toast Christians seem to be so in love with, are nothing more than usurper Edomites. But then, you would have to have read your Old Testament FIRST to know that.. and I know you Sunday-sabbath Christians don’t like reading about how vengeful YOUR God really is..

Not that I think your silly book is worth much more than to show you idiots just how ridiculous your arguments/beliefs really are..

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 07:50 | 1869297 Harlequin001
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'and I know you Sunday-sabbath Christians don’t like reading about how vengeful YOUR God really is' - you mean the vengeful god that for a thousand years and more let his followers believe absolutely that the world was flat and burned people who said ortherwise? You mean that one... that poor excuse for terrible human behaviour...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 21:38 | 1868503 Think for yourself
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There's a difference between waiting for god to do the work (doesn't work, obviously, just generalize to see), letting god work through you in accordance to his principles, and deciding that you know better than god how to do the job.

That's the difference between sitting in your basement watching tv, dedicating yourself to your principles (i.e. moving to israel pre-WWII and try to merge in the population) and doing whatever you think is needed to achieve the goal you want (i.e. engineering the Jesuit's Second Thirty Years War *1914-1945* in order to craft the Zionist nation of Israel).

Basically, it's simple. "The end justifies the means" is a luciferian statement. It implies sacrificing whatever principles you might hold to attain a given end. As we all know, we rarely reach an end without getting a new goal, and you end up in a state of constant non-principledness for a theoritical future state of things which is never reached.

"The ends never justify the means, the means are the end."  That is my doctrine.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:38 | 1869078 Cassiopia2011
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Which one? The one rewritten by the scribes of the Catholic church, or the one penned by the English kings?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:15 | 1867584 Ahmeexnal
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iRan cheered when Libya was raped and Q-daffy was murdered.
iRan and other fucktards who supported the rape of Libya actually spread the lie that Q-daffy was a member of "the tribe".
Now that the rearguard has been cleared, will TPTB again use their idiot trolls like you to support the rape of iRan on the basis that Ahmadinefucktard is also a member of "the tribe"?
When people who refuse to trust the power-elite and its fake money are blamed for being "plutocrats who are trying to escape with their gold" like in WWII, will idiot trolls like you beg the power-elite a reward for turning them in?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeO89EgDWrM

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:58 | 1867585 LasVegasDave
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There is no good or evil, only what you do or dont do.

Iran has had a beatdown coming since 1979.

Itll be a ratings bonanza watching the Mullahs get blowtorched Live on CNN.

Popcorn ready.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:06 | 1867622 phyuckyiu
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That's cool, i'll be siphoning your gas after it goes above 10$ a gallon. Better have your night scope handy, I know I will!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:08 | 1867628 LasVegasDave
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Better wear your Kevlar when you cross my property line fuckwad

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:40 | 1867808 phyuckyiu
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Thanks for the tip, but was already packed! Better hope your T7 is all charged!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:58 | 1875725 Crusader Rabbit
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I'll just let the flood lights take you out.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:07 | 1867626 Spirit Of Truth
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There might be a reason that FEMA just carried out the first nationwide test of the Emergency Alert System:

http://thespiritoftruth.blogspot.com/2011/11/crash-potential.html

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:28 | 1867742 Global Hunter
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It would be cool if nobody got a beatdown or was blowtorched and we just treated everybody with dignity and respect.  Steppn Razor style

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:38 | 1867795 buckethead
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For those who need a quick refresher: History between Iran and the US began prior to 1979.

You might want to look into it.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:47 | 1867847 Flakmeister
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Don't confuse the asshats with details and facts...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:54 | 1868085 boiltherich
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Well, LVD, it was probability that stated if you posted long enough you and I would eventually agree on something.  I can't bring myself to give you a green arrow because you are after all LVD, but I will not red arrow you either.  Anybody that thinks it is OK for those asshole psychomullahs to have nuclear weapons is badly in need of meds.  BushCo took us to war with Iraq based on what they had to know were rumors and false information stating that they had restarted their WMD/nuclear program, and here we have real hard evidence that Iran which is way worse than Saddam was is actually building them yet we have done little to stop it.  I assure you the first thing they will do when they have functioning nukes is to destroy Saudi oil infrastructure and close the Straight of Hormuz, that would be an economic dagger to the heart of the US and Europe crippling our ability to thwart their designs on Caliphate.  They want an Islamic theocracy that stretches from Marrakesh to Irian Jaya, from Malaya to Kabul, From the Ukraine to China.  From Venice to Nairobi. 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 21:00 | 1868424 Uber Vandal
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I wonder how many people recall how Iran was a democratic country until the UK and USA helped overthrow the democratic government and install a puppet in its place in 1953?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1953_Iranian_coup_d%27%C3%A9tat

http://www.alternet.org/world/140819/iran_had_a_democracy_before_we_took...

 

Imagine how the Middle East might have been had anyone actually listened to T.E. Lawrence......

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4967572

The books "The Revolt in the Desert" and "Seven Pillars of Wisdom" are some of the best books I have read and re-read.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:21 | 1868759 IQ 101
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Like raping 10 year old boys in the locker room?

Ah shucks, thas jus wut folks be doin,

Your property line was invaded long ago, you lost.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:52 | 1867543 CrashisOptimistic
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This is not going to happen.

Bush has established a precendent of spending 6 months at the UN getting a UN resolution of approval to attack another country.

The Euros just did the same thing with Libya.

The key point is after NATO exceeded its mandate by a factor of 15,000 by bombing purely defensive Gadaffi positions, Russia and China will NEVER EVER allow any UN resolution that could even remotely be used to authorize military action against Iran.

In fact, they might introduce resolutions to get UN approval of UN troops to oppose US forces approaching Iran.

The precedent of UN approval and China/Russia's Security Council veto takes this off the table.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:30 | 1867753 Mary Wilbur
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@CrashOptimistic Asking for permission from the UN would be pretty stupid. It would allow Iran to plan for an attack , assuming they are not already prepared for one. Their nuclear sites are deep underground and hardened to the max. 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:09 | 1867904 Clark Bent
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Does it matter that Valerie Jarret was born in Iran and speaks Persian? Has she kept any connections there? 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:51 | 1868397 delacroix
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farsi

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:52 | 1867553 tahoebumsmith
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MDB there are a few problems with your theory.. Let me help you out with that...CHINA AND RUSSIA. Good luck with that...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:17 | 1868141 reload
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Russia joined WTO today. If Iran oil was off line for a while they would be the biggest winner. The also have a seat on the security council. Putin is devious as he'll and a lot smarter than The teleprompter in chief.

I hope Iran gets left alone, no good will come of another oil war. Sure the Iranian leaders are dreadful, but so are ours. Most Iranians are not card carrying jihad monkeys.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:13 | 1867655 topcallingtroll
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If israel has a right to nuclear weapons then every damn flea bag countey has a right.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:30 | 1867958 CTG_Sweden
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Michael:

 

"[- - -] If Israel attacks Iran first, I hope Israel gets completely blown into the Mediterranean and wiped off the map."

 

I can guarantee you that won´t happen.

If Israel actually is considering to attack Iran, I think that China is currently is figuring out a way to persuade them not to retaliate against Israel. Because if they, do, it will stand out as more legitimate for Israel to nuke Iran on a large scale, and that would might in turn harm Iran´s oil production. Iran has no real defense against an Israeli or an American attack. And they can´t retaliate in a way that would do real harm to Israel or the US. The only thing that is holding back Israel is probably the public opinion in the West. But remember that 20 % of the Americans have a religious faith which is based on the Scofield Bible, rather than traditional Christianity. That means that their reverends can point to Esther 9:16 in order to to legitimatize an attack that would result in a very large number of dead Iranians. And most others in the West are probably rather indifferent about what would happen to Iranians. In any case it is primarily the big media in the West which decide whether people will think  that it was legitimate or not to attack Iran. I think that Iran and eventually maybe also Saudi Arabia will might have to pay a high price for their reluctance to invest indirectly in Western media, reverends that are for sale (like Cyrus A. Scofield) and in other things that decide the outcome of elections and politicial decisions in the West. 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:47 | 1868384 msamour
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If Israel attacks, I don't care who you are, what what you think you know. Iran will most definitely attack. It will launch everything it's got at the Dimona reactor. The destruction of the Dimona alone will render the whole of Israel unlivable. If Israel is stupid enough to try that, it can live with the consequences.

 

I for one will do no business, will help no one from Israel that supports any attack, conventional or otherwise on Iran. I am already short on patience with Zionists. If the nuke Iran, it will be open season on all Zionists all over the world. That is a given.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 08:01 | 1869307 Element
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Iran has no real defense against an Israeli or an American attack.

 

You absolutely have no clue ... I hope you don't have to find out the hard way what Iran can do with a CONVENTIONAL arsenal, to the rest of the entire world and its precious ekonomie and societie.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 14:58 | 1876289 TheAkashicRecord
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Jayman -

Did you catch this article?

Briefing: Can ecosystems show how to fix the euro?

http://tiny.cc/3bd1e

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:29 | 1867408 Momauguin Joe
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Please, Stop.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:42 | 1867484 topcallingtroll
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Actually there are people who believe that israel is a vital geopolitical interest.

Or they believe that if israel disappears then jebus will get really really angry and wont come back. They mumble something about revelations or such.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:43 | 1867488 john39
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both groups are delusional and wrong.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:57 | 1867582 Ethics Gradient
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What on earth has that got to do with someone (rightly) asking Million-whatever-his-name-is to stop?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:15 | 1867668 topcallingtroll
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Hehe.

I think it is good for us to know how at least half of americans think. Milluon dollar dude reminds us how insane the world is.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:31 | 1867423 data
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Barry is that you?

Surely War Street...I mean Wall Street is paying you more than a million dollar bonus.  

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:31 | 1867424 Deadpool
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wow, pop a boner and see who salutes, Captain America. who pissed in your Nationalist Flakes this morning?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:54 | 1867552 TruthInSunshine
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War is a Racket

-Even The Troops Are Waking Up-

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:33 | 1867430 ironmace
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not sure if serious.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:33 | 1867434 0cz
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When will the kikes wake up and realize that no one gives a fuck about them and their little 'Holy Land' unless black liquid is involved?  Take it from someone who has read a history book:  Israel is nothing more than an oil base in the Middle East.  No one who matters cares about 'preventing another holocaust' or how 'Israel has the right to exist' and all that bullshit.  Once there is no more oil there for you to help steal, Israel will collapse in a global apathy.  You will never accomplish your plans to open the stargate that Jesus will supposedly return through.  You are a modern day guardian of the new panama canal that we call the Strait of Hormez and nothing more important. 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:38 | 1867461 Deadpool
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oh here we go with the 19th century racist rants again. Blame the jews for everything because at near 1% of the world population they must control everything. blah blah blah. Wonder if Mao, Stalin, Pol Pot and Hitler were Jews...hmmmmm. If not, they surely had evil Jew counselors brainwashing them with their evil Jew magic to do their evil Jew dirty work.

 

fuck off!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:49 | 1867526 redguard
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You left Stalin, Trotsky and Lenin out.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:00 | 1867596 Ethics Gradient
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Yeah. And Paul Krugman.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 08:18 | 1869318 Element
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It's ok, Paulie converted to the 99% ... he's on our side ...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:51 | 1867540 0cz
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Actually I believe I was fairly clear in my statement.  Zionist Jews THINK they run everything but are just the best wood to whittle the pawns out of; because of the lack of moral fortitude.  

They don't have Hooked on Phonics over there in Israel? 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:55 | 1867567 Deadpool
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your statement was asinine. Glad to know you speak to and listen to every Zionist on Earth and know what they "THINK". I'd put the Mussad up against MI6, CIA and KGB any day.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:03 | 1867611 0cz
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Ok?  I don't really have a stake or concern for the MI6, CIA or the KGB so I don't understand how this is lined up as an insult.  It sounds more to me like the 'My dad can beat your dad up' shit I used to hear in 3rd grade.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:07 | 1867623 Deadpool
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you said they "lack moral fortitude". I say they don't. I'm better than you. na na na na na!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:16 | 1867670 Random_Robert
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Look, Stupid... If you really understood the difference between a Hebrew (AKA: jew, nihilist) and a Zionist (AKA: nationalist, statist, fascist corporatist) then you would realize that the Mossad, the CIA, MI6 and the KGB are ALL instruments of the nationalist/corporatist (read: Zionist) mindset...

These "super cool ass-kicking" agencies ALL exist only to preserve the integrity of a system of perpetual human conflict... and who (pray tell) profits from perpetual human conflict?

Go read the history (and quotes) of the Rothschild family (the original Zionists) for your answer.

Don't come back here without a better retort than "Boo-hoo... racism against jews" because real jews know who smears the image of their heritage, and it ain't Hitler, Stalin or Lenin.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:27 | 1867740 Deadpool
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oh I'll be back. putting racist idiots in their box every time, mother fucker. 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:15 | 1867927 redcorona
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Left/Right paradigm is dead.  Long live Left/Right paradigm.

A Jew is a Jew is a Jew - dont get it twisted.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:34 | 1867776 Mary Wilbur
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@Ocz They win a lot of Nobel prizes. They don't have any oil and in no way figure in our foreign policy because of oil. They can defend themselves.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:18 | 1867940 Clark Bent
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Neighborhood Bully

 

Well, the neighborhood bully, he’s just one man

His enemies say he’s on their land

They got him outnumbered about a million to one

He got no place to escape to, no place to run

He’s the neighborhood bully

 

The neighborhood bully just lives to survive

He’s criticized and condemned for being alive

He’s not supposed to fight back, he’s supposed to have thick skin

He’s supposed to lay down and die when his door is kicked in

He’s the neighborhood bully

 

The neighborhood bully been driven out of every land

He’s wandered the earth an exiled man

Seen his family scattered, his people hounded and torn

He’s always on trial for just being born

He’s the neighborhood bully

 

Well, he knocked out a lynch mob, he was criticized

Old women condemned him, said he should apologize.

Then he destroyed a bomb factory, nobody was glad

The bombs were meant for him. He was supposed to feel bad

He’s the neighborhood bully

 

Well, the chances are against it and the odds are slim

That he’ll live by the rules that the world makes for him

’Cause there’s a noose at his neck and a gun at his back

And a license to kill him is given out to every maniac

He’s the neighborhood bully

 

He got no allies to really speak of

What he gets he must pay for, he don’t get it out of love

He buys obsolete weapons and he won’t be denied

But no one sends flesh and blood to fight by his side

He’s the neighborhood bully

 

Well, he’s surrounded by pacifists who all want peace

They pray for it nightly that the bloodshed must cease

Now, they wouldn’t hurt a fly. To hurt one they would weep

They lay and they wait for this bully to fall asleep

He’s the neighborhood bully

 

Every empire that’s enslaved him is gone

Egypt and Rome, even the great Babylon

He’s made a garden of paradise in the desert sand

In bed with nobody, under no one’s command

He’s the neighborhood bully

 

Now his holiest books have been trampled upon

No contract he signed was worth what it was written on

He took the crumbs of the world and he turned it into wealth

Took sickness and disease and he turned it into health

He’s the neighborhood bully

 

What’s anybody indebted to him for?

Nothin’, they say. He just likes to cause war

Pride and prejudice and superstition indeed

They wait for this bully like a dog waits to feed

He’s the neighborhood bully

 

What has he done to wear so many scars?

Does he change the course of rivers? Does he pollute the moon and stars?

Neighborhood bully, standing on the hill

Running out the clock, time standing still

Neighborhood bully

 

Bob Dylan Copyright © 1983 by Special Rider Music

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 22:46 | 1868640 Mark Wilson
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Good tune. 1983? Holy crap, where have the years gone? Bob Dylan certainly belongs in the national treasure chest. 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 08:27 | 1869340 Element
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Yeah ... listening to him tonight ... he's so damn crappy he warps reality into the land of awesome.

(pssst ... and he's a kike ... keep it under your hat)

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 22:55 | 1868671 Mark Wilson
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Wake up, white people!

 

Stormfront? Jeezus H. Christ on a pogo stick.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:36 | 1868818 delacroix
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sorry, that was the first copy of the speech I found.    ( the speech was real.  not made by some extreme whacko, but by the israeli prime minister)

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:39 | 1867463 john39
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tell that to the zombie evengelicals in the U.S. who would kill their own kids if they thought it would help israhole build the third temple and bring the messiah back.  interesting, those "christians" seem oblivious to the fact that the synagogue of satan already killed Jesus once.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:44 | 1867495 Deadpool
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ok, I will on Sunday when I attend the First Church of the Holy Zombie.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:55 | 1867566 tmosley
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Wowee, is the sacrement delicious braaaaains?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:57 | 1867580 john39
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make sure you keep sending your money over there too... because U.S. tax dollars, and money skimmed from wall street banking fraud just isn't enough anymore...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:44 | 1868046 Max Hunter
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Thanks john39.. for calling that F'n blood cult out for what it is..

"Christians" have no idea what Christ was about..

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:49 | 1867521 optimator
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Not a good description of the Banksters retreat of last resort, they don't extradite anyone that brings in money.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:52 | 1867548 MillionDollarBonus_
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This type of appalling comment is truly representative of the Anti-American crowd. Iran has threatened to wipe Israel of the face of the earth, and you think it’s ok to just stand by and do nothing? We are the most powerful and righteous nation on earth and we have a RESPONSIBLITY to spread our freedom and democracy across the globe. Either you're with us or you're with the terrorists.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:57 | 1867577 Deadpool
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My .45 alone doesn't stand a chance. Let the teenagers fight it. You are one holy roller, dude.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:59 | 1867588 mayhem_korner
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we have a RESPONSIBLITY to spread our freedom

 

Do you see the contradiction in claiming ownership over freedom?  Or are you so deep into your pablumic rant that whatever coherent matter in your cerebrum has been snuffed out???

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:46 | 1867837 pupton
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He's being sarcastic man.  He is doing a parody of the people who say that shit.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:46 | 1868056 Max Hunter
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He has to be.. I can't believe anyone is that stupid.. they are out there.. but they aren't coming here for info and reading through the comments.. MillionDollarClown is a fake.. making fun of ultra-neo-cons..

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:52 | 1868401 Flakmeister
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How long did it take you to figure this one out?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:27 | 1867738 Random_Robert
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"Either you're with us or you're with the terrorists."

- Shit. I just KNEW you were GWB's speechwriter. I thought I recognized your particular brand of "Nationalism=Patriotism" bullshit.

Real Patriots understand that the Senate has been in Treasonous Rebellion and the US Corporation has been under Executive martial law ever since Lincoln was killed. 

The 14th Amendment is fraud- it was passed by a Congress that was ordered into session by a President who exceeded the level Executive power granted to him by the Constitution.  Go do some research. The Constitution does not grant the President the power to compel Congress into session to vote on Bills of the Executive Administration... It was illegal coercion, plain and simple.

Free Men know the truth, and they see through your stupidity, so take your chants of "USA!, USA!" somewhere else. Real AMERICANS don't want to hear it.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:56 | 1868410 Flakmeister
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Ummm, ok... The 14th really seems to get your goat. Any particular reason why?

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 16:59 | 1880209 Random_Robert
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Google would answer your question adequately; but just so you don't have to wade through the pages of conspiracy theory bullshit to get into some legitimate legal scholarly debate, start with this:

http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/conlaw/incorp.htm

Your history lessons in elementary school were wrong. The 14th did not free a single slave. What it actually did was make all "US Citizens" slaves in equality under a common master (that master being UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, inc. a global enterprise incorporated in the newly formed (and sovereign) region now called the District of Columbia.)

Washington (the town) was never chartered as "Washington D.C."

When they named the town after George the cherry tree chopping, never tell a lie, cross the Potomac in winter to kick some red-coat ass Washington, the town was called Washington Town, or sometimes Georgetown.

The District of Columbia is a corporate invention- there is no American city by that name.  

 

 

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:37 | 1867789 Whalley World
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take a look at a friggin map and you will see Iran is completely surrounded by yankee bases, get that totally surrounded.  what kind of moron are you!

USA! USA! give me a break, more like uncle slam

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:06 | 1867891 buckethead
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Not sure why everyone can't see the point being made here. Perhaps some misspelled words and grammatical errors would lend additional credence?

A few well placed mentions of WMD could also add merit.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:31 | 1868004 Tompooz
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"Iran has threatened to wipe Israel of the face of the earth"  Uhm, no. 

The quote (by Ahmadinejad) was from Khomeini who had said that Zionism will be erased from the pages of history.  I can find the literal quote in Persian, if you want.

If you are so "righteous" , stick to the truth. 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:09 | 1868123 Joaquin Juarez
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The Armenians are much more clever and have a similar history but no OIL.  You are correct.  It is all about oil.  Funny how people cannot see the cars for the freeways.

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:38 | 1867459 steve.stuart
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i think you have gone crazy .. to me it looks like Israel is trying to mess with Iran ..

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:40 | 1867472 Dr. Engali
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If I didn't know any better I'd say you were Robo's second personality. But surely that couldn't be. He couldn't have two identities.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:55 | 1867564 mayhem_korner
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If Iran wants to start a fight, I say bring it on – Obama is a strong leader who stands firmly behind our military

 

You are lost in the abyss between "non sequitur" and "paraprosdokian." 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:20 | 1867694 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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Ooh, learned a new word today!

 

"A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to re-frame or re-interpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists."

 

  1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
  2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
  3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:23 | 1867714 mayhem_korner
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I was affectionately (I think) referred to in grad skool as the "word geek."

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 21:09 | 1868447 Ralph Spoilsport
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Nothing propinks like propinquity - Ian Fleming

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 21:09 | 1868448 Ralph Spoilsport
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Nothing propinks like propinquity - Ian Fleming

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:55 | 1867568 Ethics Gradient
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Oh no. Someone said the 'I' word.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:34 | 1868018 Flakmeister
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Yep.... Hip-waders and Sou'Westers are de riguer to deal with the bull shit that is flying

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:56 | 1867569 infotechsailor
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lulz milliondollarbonus. because wanting to build a nuclear reactor is code word for nuke israel, right?

 

meanwhile in reality: Iran has not forgotten operation ajax

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:35 | 1868963 boiltherich
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And by that logic being that I am a dual citizen in the US and Ireland I should have the right to threaten Britain in the papers, TV, every outlet I can find swearing to destroy it and then do everything I can to build nukes.  Because I will never forget what that country did to MY people for more than 800 years including a lot of shit FAR worse than anything the US ever did to Iran, like the death or Diaspora of 8 million Irish. 

Come on, there comes a point where you have to say what happened x number of decades ago was a mistake that should not be repeated and let it go at that.  If they seek to arm themselves with nuclear weapons in clear violation of treaties and while threatening the security of other sovereign nations (no matter your personal feelings about those nations) then they are no different from a mad rabies infected dog in the street.  Not only should we and the community of nations put them down we have a duty to put them down.  Of course these things should be handled at the lowest possible level of damage and collateral casualties, but it has to be done.  Doing this in Iraq was a tragic case of a small group of men misleading the world for personal gain, it was wrong, but to now say we can't ever do the right thing because we once did the wrong thing is utterly absurd. 

I hope the people of Iran come to their senses and depose the nut job religious madmen leading them into death and suicide, destroy the nuclear bomb making facilities, and swear off such pursuit of WMD forever, while installing a free and democratic secular government, frankly I have little hope they will before their insane leaders have nukes and use them.  And when they do it will be against the oil facilities around the Persian Gulf, they will seek to close down oil supply, they need not nuke Tel Aviv or any Israeli target, if they do they will kill more muslims than jews, Israel will eventually die on the vine and be easy pickings without US/European support, without oil we can only protect them for so long. 

Against US/Euro power they are small fry with no hope of conquest, with the US/Europe badly hurt economically they stand a chance at gaining regional power which they can build upon.  They stupidly believe the world is too weak to stand up to them as they chant for the death of other nations and build nuclear bombs, reality check, they are NOT going to be allowed to have nuclear weapons without a fight. 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 08:45 | 1869379 Element
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Utterly fucking rediculous!

 

Listen, the USSA arsenal, on average, has an AVERAGE energy release yield per warhead that is about 16 times the yield of the Hiroshima bomb.

In what logical world is the USSA more deserving of possessing such rediculous devices in order to 'regulate' the world (I use this world EXTREMELY losely) than a bunch of dumbfuck religious raghead retards, with issues??

How is the world safer when a fucking idiot like Bush, or Obama has them?

There is no identifyable VALID MILITARY TARGET in this sub-ten-meter level of precision targeting world, that requires an average yield greater that 0.1 kiloton, in order to disable or destroy it.

Ziltch.

Which leaves only one possible conclusion; they are NOT WEAPONS OF WAR at all, and never have been.

I'll leave it to you to work out what they are actually for.

It ain't a 'just' war of the better half defeating the wicked ... or any other sort of fucking 'war'.

Wake up.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:17 | 1867662 Mary Wilbur
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@MillionDollarBonus You're joking.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:43 | 1867828 pupton
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I'm really starting to taste the sarcasm in this post...especially the last sentence.  I used to this MDB was for real... heh, until I realized that nobody smart enough to be on ZH can simultaneously be dumb enough to believe the shit he says.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:17 | 1867936 aerojet
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So tired of this corporate war fucking bullshit.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:36 | 1868205 ViewfromUnderth...
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MDB, I've never seen so many junks.

That's why you get the big bucks.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:53 | 1868250 schadenfreude
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Stop derailing each and every topic about Israel. First I thought it's sarcasm, meanwhile it's simply dumb.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:32 | 1868341 css1971
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wow, i've not seen triple digit junks here before. You hit a home run with that one.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:40 | 1868361 DeadFred
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Astounding number of junks!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:45 | 1868375 SnobGobbler
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...creepy sarcasm; I feel like you should be publicly stoned for your talk; but respect it like sarcasticaly getting sucker-punched; nah.... I think you need to find a new site troll. please walk...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:58 | 1868415 lakecity55
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If the imams would only turn over their gold and jewels to the Bankster Cartel in NY and The City, all would be well. Gaddafi refused their generous offer, and the Bankster Army, NATO now has the Oil. Give it up, Persians!

==signed,

The Banksters.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 22:02 | 1868560 Jack Burton
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I don't get it Million Dollar Bonus, I read your posts and understnad clearly what you are getting at, yet so many seem clueless as to the points you are making. It is satire of the rediculous state of economics and political life in present day America. You poke fun at the believers with the satirical posts, but you get negs as if people believe you are writing something other than satire!

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 11:45 | 1872063 boiltherich
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Good satire requires a wink and a nod to the sane intelligent audience you are entertaining by lambasting the drivel you are making fun of, that is why Stephen Colbert is so wildly popular.  But, believe it or not I have met several deeply brainwashed people that think even Colbert is actually a rightwinger.  They are so blinded by their hatreds and prejudices that they do not see the winking and nodding.  The point is that MBD does not conform to that unwritten rule of sarcastic satire that requires you get and keep permission from your audience by dropping enough hints that you will never be revealed as having really been making fun of them all along.  A perfect imitation of someone or something you are making fun of is not funny even when it is absurdly far out in left field in part because we all have known people with extreme views that were perfectly serious and MBD will continue to be junked or ignored till he takes a side and makes it obvious, that is why he gets so many junks, the right thinks they are being made fun of and the left is punishing him for not conforming to the rules of satire.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:57 | 1868871 boiltherich
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Is minus 173 a new record?

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:20 | 1868928 spacecadet
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Name one way Israel is vital to our strategic interests. Israel has not contributed a single soldier or attack aircraft in either the Iraq or Afghan theater. Are you going to suggest inteligence? Half of what they feed us is concocted and outright lies and besides we have listening posts all over the Middle East. So please elaborate.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:45 | 1868984 prains
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MDB

how do you always get first class seating on the comment thread and are never back in coach with all the other fuckshites!

you must be one of the tyler clones gone rogue. kinda like sigourney in alien three when she confronts her aborted clone attempts,

you must be one of the tyler clones aborted but still somewhat operational. somebody get the flamethrower.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 07:43 | 1869286 farmerjohn2112
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You shouldn't drink so much so early...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:34 | 1867439 Ex Poker Stars
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Did I blink when I shouldn't have, or did I really NOT SEE Rick Santelli on CNBC today ?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:04 | 1867605 beachdude
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After Perry's gaffe during the debate last night, Santelli started drinking heavily.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:48 | 1867518 javajaw
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The Iranians will be chastened. Israel will not be destroyed.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 17:11 | 1867648 phyuckyiu
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When gas is over 10$ in America, who needs things blown up, they just won't get turned on. Ever. Douche.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 22:40 | 1868606 philipat
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Iran probably does come before Pakistan because Pakistan already has nukes, which might make it a bit trickier. EIther way, the Military-Industrial complex is happy and the MSM can get everyone to wrap up in the flag in support of our brave boys. Defecits? National security interests.

 

PS. Israel, which has already been supplied with the larger bunker busters it needs (There are more in Diego Garcia) it will have to overfly Iraq to bomb Iran. So now that Barry has decided it might be good to keep at least one election promise and be out of Iraq by year end, we might perhaps expect to see the rhetoric getting ramped up quite soon?

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:12 | 1869040 syntaxattack
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The strike will take place on a day with little to no clouds and no/very little moon light.  This is how air strikes are always done. 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:24 | 1867385 Cranios
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Can someone interpret this? As a communication piece, this article is terrible. I see 3 ships on the map, all of them far from Iran. Whatever inference we are supposed to draw from this, I'm missing it.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:26 | 1867393 The Swedish Chef
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I can see several and three of them on Irans door step. Are we looking at the same map?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:28 | 1867403 Tyler Durden
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Do you need the cartoon bears to explain it?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:33 | 1867431 GeneMarchbanks
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Those bears are magic.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:44 | 1867489 Cheesy Bastard
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He should go to the local pub and have a few drinks, then he can ponder his naval update...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 16:58 | 1867551 Carlyle Groupie
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I can help in less time than it take to produce a bear video.

Bibi once again shot off his mouth about attacking Iran to appear like a tough guy. Reality has again shown an old flaccid windbag.

Iran yawns.

"In home port" means.... Bond auctions not so good?

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