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Iran To Israel: "We'll Show You Hell"

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While we are looking for the full IAEA report blasting Iran and specifically its nuclear program, claiming that Iran carried out work relevant for developing nuclear arms according to a UN report citing 'credible' info, as well as having information of activities in Iran specific to nuclear weapons, we already know what Iran's response is to any potential 'provocations' from Israel. To wit: "We'll show you 'hell'" UPI explains: "Israel will learn the true meaning of "hell" if it decides a military strike against Iran is worth the risk, an Iranian national security official said. Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu is said to have been reviewing strike plans against Iran's nuclear infrastructure as the International Atomic Energy Agency expressed concerns about Tehran's nuclear ambitions. Iranian officials have said any attack on its nuclear infrastructure would be suicidal." And the soundbites keep getting better: "If a military challenge is started against Iran in the region, the Zionist regime will definitely be faced with a hell," Javad Jahangirzadeh, a lawmaker on Iran's national security commission, told the semiofficial Fars News Agency." Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak, in a Tuesday interview with Israel Radio, said Israel doesn't want war. If dragged into conflict, he said, the casualties would be low. "Israel is the strongest country in the region and it will stay that way," he added." And while a few weeks or even days ago, the outcome of this event would have been easily predictable, following the just announced "microphone" gaffe involving Sarkozy, Obama and Netanyahu, suddenly the odds are far more interesting. Regardless, at this point, aside from concluding that Keynesians everywhere must be rejoicing at the imminent GDP boost driven by the military-industrial complex, we can also venture to gamble: short glass manufacturers. In a few months there may be a natural glut.

 

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Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:13 | 1857196 achmachat
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not Persians! those who call themselves Persians have almost all left that place and do not stand behind that waiting-for-the-imman-end-of-times gouvernment!

I think you are talking about islamic-republic-of-iran people...

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:19 | 1857229 bob_dabolina
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Muslims in general all clamoring for jew made technology (that jews figured out 70 years ago)

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:36 | 1857749 Max Hunter
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I like to know where all these Jews got the money for all this.. Ohhh yeah.. Usery... I forgot.... nevermind..

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 16:31 | 1858040 tmosley
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Love gift from Suger Daddy USA.

Also the source of all their technology, by the way.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 21:01 | 1859022 phyuckyiu
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Boy have we ever been paying.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 16:42 | 1858093 tamboo
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if by figured out you mean ripped off all the patents from germany like einstein ripped off the patent office.

The Great Patents Heist. John Nugent.

 

Albert Einstein -- was he a thief, a liar and a plagiarist?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 18:25 | 1858533 tmosley
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Einstein, What Actually Happened:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrsN8iTwFiw

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 17:09 | 1858199 Dr. Acula
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>Muslims in general all clamoring for jew made technology (that jews figured out 70 years ago)

Actually one of the crucial factors of production was wealth taken from American taxpayers. It was undoubtedly analagous in the USSR.

One wonders what technology could have been created if wealth wasn't diverted toward creating devices that destroy themselves and incinerate thousands of children as side-effects.

 

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:08 | 1857163 rosex229
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I really doubt israel would make such a move.

first they would need approval to go through iraq or syrian airspace ( good luck).

secondly there is not a single country that would approve of this leaving israel on their own. OECD countries with the especially critical because oil prices would immediately go through the roof assuring a severe new recession (depression).

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:57 | 1857523 Smiddywesson
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Yes, and there were mountains of very powerful arguments why WWI would never, ever, happen because of the self interest of the countries involved, and yet it did. 

Don't use logic.  We are lemmings and will act in accord with our nature.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 16:25 | 1858009 BigJim
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...secondly there is not a single country that would approve of this leaving israel on their own.

Israel won't be on its own. Israel could nuke all of Iran and their US puppets would veto any sanctions in the UN, and probably double their aid payments.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 17:28 | 1858317 HungrySeagull
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I have already plotted out scenarios where Israeli War Planes can reach Iran without approval or overflights of those nations against them.

 

It will take a while and some resouces, but it can be done.

 

Hell we did the same bypassing Europe when they refused to allow F111's through to hit Libya's now dead crazy daffy.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:08 | 1857164 Joebloinvestor
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If they (Israel) goes after Iran, I hope they make it the equivalent of a Micheal Corleone christening.

They aren't going to be hated any more or less.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:09 | 1857165 EL INDIO
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In the 21st century there is only WAR.

WAR has been the norm throughout history, peace is rare.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 16:34 | 1858050 tmosley
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Not really.  Just because there are always sick people somewhere on the Earth does not mean that sickness is the norm, and healthy people don't exist.

There may have (almost) always been a war going on somewhere, but the vast majority of the time in any given area, there was hardly any trace of it.

Also note that there are fewer wars, and those wars are smaller scale now that nukes exist.  The more nations have nukes, the fewer wars there will be.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 17:14 | 1858244 Dr. Acula
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>The more nations have nukes, the fewer wars there will be.

Why?

What incentive is there for a democratically-elected politician to care if some portion of his countrymen are nuked? Especially if it his political opponents who are nuked or if he can deflect the blame.

 

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 18:31 | 1858551 tmosley
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Look at the facts.  Europe was a giant mass of seething resentment after WWII, with the Allies staring down the Russians.  But no war.  Why?  The result would be too terrible.  Without nukes, we would have had WWIII within twenty years AT MOST.  

Same thing happened between India and Pakistan.  Before nukes, constant wars.  After nukes, hardly a bullet flew over the border.

Those parts of the world that refrained from developing a nuclear deterrent have not been so lucky in avoiding war.

Empiricism, bitchez.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 19:12 | 1858703 Scarticia
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You have me confused. Sometimes you are coherent and sometimes not.  But for the record, can you show any evidence that a nuclear explosion has ever been substantiated.  I can not see it.  It just looks like a club of poseurs.  Deterrent or manipulation on a grand scale?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:09 | 1857170 nyse
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Sounds like a challange to me...

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:10 | 1857175 YesWeKahn
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Isreal will only attack these small countries. For example, they will never dare attacking russia, china, india, even pakistan.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:15 | 1857220 SheepDog-One
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And guess who backs Iran? Russia. China. Both of them have come out in recent days warning of an attack on Iran.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 19:15 | 1858716 mkkby
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They were both against attacking Iraq, Viet Nam and Korea.  Look how that turned out.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 22:48 | 1859401 phyuckyiu
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You mean they didn't get involved in the three wars America LOST? How utterly stupid of them!!!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:19 | 1857248 LFMayor
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Why the fuck would they travel across a continent to attack someone?  There's this old saying man,  amatuers study tactics, professionals study logistics.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 16:37 | 1858072 TSA gropee
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Israel's "attacks" are in response to perhaps missiles?, exploding buses of school children, or maybe a marketplace? Nah, couldn't be...

sarc/off

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:11 | 1857183 MarketTruth
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Rothschild bankers own/control ALL major central banks that cover all major countries but:

North Korea
Cuba
Iran

Which one has an abundance of oil?

Also, notice how fast the Rothschild entities had a central banking scheme ready for Libya, which at that time was not on the Rothschild system, even when the war was only a few days into the fighting.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:18 | 1857246 gwar5
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Yep, and Saddam Hussein was talking about not using the USD for oil prior to invasion. Ghadaffi considering a gold backed currency for Northern Africa, and Libya supplied much of the European oil.  Parasite world banking system, enforced by brute force. 

 

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:23 | 1857277 Manthong
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Good thing Iran doesn't care about gold or have any of it or they would be in real trouble.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:25 | 1857299 Mesquite
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And how about Venezuela...

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:11 | 1857184 kaiserhoff
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Bullish!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:11 | 1857189 junkyardjack
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For oil prices

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:16 | 1857224 SheepDog-One
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I'd love to see oil prices overnite when Iran sinks a carrier in the Straits.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 17:30 | 1858323 HungrySeagull
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You won't neither.

 

The loss of 6000 American Men and Women will enrage this Nation and nothing less than all out war will be acceptable.

 

We have not lost a Carrier since world war two. We are not the same society now that we were in ww2 which withstood terrible, terrible losses.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 18:49 | 1858599 Scarticia
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I do not see any evidence that you are an American citizen from your posts.  You appear to be a citizen of Israel or a dual national.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 19:24 | 1858747 HungrySeagull
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I am born and raised in the mid atlantic, near a place called Philly.

 

I am training with some Israelis and thier attitudes and positive mindsets in face of overwhelming odds rubbed off on me.

 

I have ranted against Iran since I was in grade school many decades ago. Many a time before half the people here were even born.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 19:40 | 1858799 Scarticia
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That would explain it.  Perhaps you are actually American.  Raised in Philly you are no doubt indoctrinated with many stereotypes and lies about what happened during the war between the states.  During that war we killed you yankees at the rate of 2 to 1.  I have learned of the the struggle of Lincoln against the bankers so I have more sympathy for you yankee draftees. But be advised, I am older than you and if you insist that my valiant southern soldiers die for Israel, then I expect that zionists will not be safe anywhere in the world. 

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 20:31 | 1858950 Scarticia
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not safe anywhere in the world

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:09 | 1868717 HungrySeagull
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Actually we had some members of the family go south, the rest of the family relocated out of the way for the duration of the war. It was not until after the 1880's that the immigration started from Bremen on the ships.

 

And the US Government has to had a heavy hand to keep Philly in control and on the Job as vital industry are in the area to the war effort.

 

Today? I don't care to see Philly or any of the NE cities ever again. After I saw the burning piles of the towers on the evening of 9-12 I swore I will not be back east.

 

Just as well. The people growing up there are quite without law.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 19:19 | 1858728 mkkby
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Nothing Iran has can get anywhere near a carrier.  The only way they could block the strait is to sink a tanker.  And it would have to be one of their own because the others are guarded.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 21:08 | 1859035 phyuckyiu
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Oh right, the Moskit Sunburn is a joke... NOT. You're clueless, and even if they have to sink their own, who cares, IT'S STILL BLOCKED, 20% of the worlds oil. And 10$ a gallon gas means no more money for Israel, since we'll be at -5% GDP. Good Luck.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:11 | 1857186 junkyardjack
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Just let them handle it and we'll stay on this side of the ocean.  Whoever wins, wins

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:12 | 1857192 kaiserhoff
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Ever hear of two cats in a bag?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:17 | 1857238 SheepDog-One
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'Safely on this side of the ocean'...what is it the 1600's again?

I guess people arent aware of the Hezbolah sleeper cells here all across the US, the CIA has admitted it plenty of times.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:41 | 1857392 LFMayor
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It's not nice to tease.  Out here in flyover, all we're waiting on is a reason.

fist big hit we take domestically and the quislings and peacniks are going to get their asses thrown out of office.  Or hung.  Hopefully both.  

In the advent of a WW3 they'll seal this fucking country up tighter than your first dates knees.  No grain exports?  Tough shit, eat one another.  We've fed these rats for generations, fed them technology, medicine, fed them food.  Their populations are artificially inflated beyond their territorial means.  Do you know why Egypt was so pissy earlier this year?  Do you think it was the fettered spirits of the masses, yearning to be freed?  Their food prices went through the roof due to ethanol production here in the states taking away their cheap fodder.

You want to defeat a country?  Starve it.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 17:45 | 1858379 Cathartes Aura
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weather wars IN amrka, with dust bowl Texas, flooded "heartland" & tornado'd plains says you may be on the right track, even if your engine is stalled. . .

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:11 | 1857620 Hannibal
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"....the CIA has admitted it plenty of times."

Really...? the CIA's IS deception, lies and covert ops,...duh!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:45 | 1857802 pazmaker
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So you believe the CIA when it fits in your box, but otherwise they are liars?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 21:45 | 1859160 Bicycle Repairman
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Hezbolah sleeper cells?  LOL.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:11 | 1857187 JimRogers
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New TD today?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:11 | 1857188 Rollerball
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Nuke them both so we can get back to our regularly scheduled NWO programming.  

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:12 | 1857190 gwar5
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The Rhetoric is really heating up now.  For big conflicts demonization is prerequisite to killing lots of people. In the Arab vs Persian agenda the Saudis probably secretly favor Israel doing the dirty work against Iran for them. Afterwards they can go back to hating Israel and condemn them for it.

 

 

 

 

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:13 | 1857195 TorchFire
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Given her increasing isolation, Israel will most surely be even more unilateral and reactive. Could this be a calculated move to bring chaos and fear as the great unifying boogey man? Run to the pens little sheep. Armageddon is here.  .....Our safe harbor is exactly what you "need" and will only cost you your lives.  Meanwhile, Israel owns the world's oil after a mere six days of conflict.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 21:13 | 1859043 phyuckyiu
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Right, Israel will defeat Iran in six days. By themselves. You have a very good pot dealer.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:13 | 1857198 catch edge ghost
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Long cable news - and advertising.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:13 | 1857199 truont
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"We'll show you 'hell'"--Ahmadinejad is going to moon the UN Assembly

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:29 | 1857326 bernorange
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Sounds like the Iraqi Information Minister has found a new job.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:47 | 1857434 MsCreant
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Oh, he's mooning! I just thought he was a crazy asshole.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:14 | 1857202 ArgentDawn
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At this point in time I'd say it's safe to assume all nations, even little ones like Fiji, have nuclear weapons. The great Soviet garage sale spread the love worldwide..

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:44 | 1857419 francis_the_won...
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Sure, but how many of them work?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:14 | 1857209 SwingForce
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Sounds like the Iranian reactor is booby-trapped. 

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:18 | 1857212 dwdollar
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The facts speak for themselves. Americans don't mind war as long as it's "over there" somewhere against non-nuclear nations. Attacking nuclear nation threatens the chicken-hawks back home who like to start wars, but are too cowardly to fight in them. Iran is completely justified in pursing a nuclear arsenal to defend itself.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:22 | 1857269 SheepDog-One
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Yea we'll see what the americans think about the 'over there' war when it springs up right here with millions of Iran sympathizing muslims and Hezbolah operatives carrying out their attacks theyve trained and waited for.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:43 | 1857402 LFMayor
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I think you and I are both swinging tall lumber over this scenario, but for entirely different reasons. 

Your breathless fantasy has the US getting it's comeuppance at long last, doesn't it?

I can't wait to clean shit creek.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 21:48 | 1859176 Bicycle Repairman
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"millions of Iran sympathizing muslims and Hezbolah operatives"

LOL.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:15 | 1857214 baby_BLYTHE
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Recent interview with the President of Iran on RT

"Nuclear Weapons are the weapons of the previous century".
"Our religion forbids them".
"Nuclear Weapons are inhumane"
"All nuclear activities in Iran are monitored by the IAEA"
"Countries waste money and resources on their nuclear arsenals"
"The world would be better off with no existence of nuclear weapons".
"The Soviet Union had the most nuclear weapons yet it still caused them to collapse".

start watching at 3:40

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNEKnqi9NQQ

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 19:26 | 1858756 mkkby
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What happens at 3:40.  His nose grows so large it fills up the room?  Who, other than a child, would believe that?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:15 | 1857215 sabra1
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it's not israel who decides to go to war, the puppet masters, soon to be in hell, call the shots!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:16 | 1857227 General Decline
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This is just great.  I got three boys who are going to be draft age in a few years.  I care not to donate any familial blood to this conflict.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:21 | 1857260 Dr. Engali
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Make preperations to them the fuck out. I can gaurantee you that if my boy were that age I would be making arrangements.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 17:32 | 1858329 HungrySeagull
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Half of my surviving family is fighting age.

 

Only one is at war now, the rest are too busy living out selfish lives.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 18:00 | 1858438 Cathartes Aura
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SHAME on them for not fighting the corporate banker wars!!!

SHAME!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 19:28 | 1858763 mkkby
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Maybe your boys aren't cowards like their father.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:17 | 1857230 Fozzy Slippers
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you Goy gona get drafted. No work? The military has a job for you. It's called cannon fodder.

Insanity.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:23 | 1857275 SheepDog-One
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'Soul-Diers'...not named that for nothin.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:17 | 1857234 Azannoth
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Iran does not need a 'hot' nuclear weapon, enough if they have a few warheads with Dirty Bombs, a country the size of Israel can't afford 1 such bad boy dropping on it's soil, and even if they shoot it down the radiation spread will be even bigger

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:52 | 1857833 seek
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Dirty bombs are area denial weapons that cover a very small area. The actual damage and areas denied are insignificant, so the effect is pretty much psychological. That boogeyman cherry can be popped only once before people figure out it was yet more hype to scare them.

So no, nothing Iran has in the nuclear department is a serious threat to Israel.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:18 | 1857239 Dr. Engali
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"short glass manufacturers. In a few months there may be a natural glut."

Only at the hedge can you get this kind of analysis. Laughed my ass off. I'll be buying puts on Corning.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:18 | 1857242 Royal Fleming
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With the roughly 50 bunker buster bombs the US just delivered to Isreal...It seem very likely that somthing happens...sattelite photos very rarely lie..there all crazy fucks..draw an octagon around the region..5 , 5min rounds.

 

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 17:32 | 1858332 HungrySeagull
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I have been wondering about those weapons lately.

 

So they did deliver the damn things finally eh?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:19 | 1857249 aleph0
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Irrational Israel: 'Iran has no bomb, poses no threat'

 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1xOeteS1DQ

 

5 mins.

 

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:20 | 1857253 fyrebird
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The Iranians should be allowed to build any nuclear weapons they want. Shucks we could make money selling them the parts and the fuel.

And along with that freedom, one of our diplomats should visit the Iranian President to deliver the message that the very first time they use their weapons on anyone -- no matter who it is or for what reason, even if they are attacked -- their entire nation would be blasted into a volcanic wasteland.

Either they would shut up about Hell, or they would become it.

Either way, problem solved.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:22 | 1857263 Azannoth
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If some1 nuked Israel he would right 2 of Histories most Perverted wrongs, the existence of the Jewish state and the Holocaust(now happening for real)

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 16:06 | 1857917 Zer0henge
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You Iranians with your pretty flowered girly panties will bow to Zion before this is over.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:21 | 1857257 Let them eat iPads
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Don't worry Iran, Russia's got your back.

Fuck you, Israel.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:30 | 1857335 xcehn
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Russia isn't what Iran would call a reliable ally. 

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:43 | 1857785 Max Hunter
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I've yet to meet a Russian that I trusted.. Just sayin..

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 17:35 | 1858337 HungrySeagull
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Russia will do it for money, resources and riches, but will not march to die for Iran. Russia right now is positioning itself to be the number one exporter of fabalous riches in Nat gas, oil, wood and so on so forth when the middle east finally goes boom.

 

I do have to grudgently salute the ruskies because they are tough and get the job done.

 

Here in the USA we have nothing but hand wringing and tree hugging eco crap that does nothing but choke our own nation in regulations and burdensome taxes such as what Austrailia just voted this week.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:23 | 1857270 newstreet
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Carthago delenda est.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:23 | 1857272 alien-IQ
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I'll lay 10:1 odds this thread hits 500 comments before 8PM tonight.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:33 | 1857353 fyrebird
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It is perhaps better that they vent themselves here. Whatever happens at ZH stays at ZH.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:34 | 1857360 Mesquite
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Heh heh heh...

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:23 | 1857273 Rastamann
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Israel's bloodthirsty FASCIST hegemony is second only to the USA.

 

let's hope Iran DOES show them what hell looks like (much to the applause of the christianist evangelical peabrains who want to use the jews as pawns in their delusional endtime made-up fairytale)

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:25 | 1857298 Zer0henge
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Iran is the World's Toilet, and I aim to take a big shit in it before turning it into green glass.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 20:22 | 1858917 Fozzy Slippers
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Ben take your meds please.Quick Get Sarko/Grandma Merkel and Barry to corral this raving lunatic.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:24 | 1857284 glide21
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This has floated the shit nice and proper. Perhaps Iran should read 'The Art of War' by Sun Tzu, rhetoric is free and easy.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:25 | 1857289 Debtless
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Let them worry about them.

We've got our own issues to deal with.

This is NO threat to us.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 17:37 | 1858344 HungrySeagull
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Wanna bet?

 

Lolling in your lazy boy while gazing upon a powerful American City while thinking of the sand heads who can barely get a broadcast out long enough to be understood.

 

They can and will hit us where it hurts.

 

I believe Saddam had a few missiles lobbed at our Theater high command once or twice which were THANKFULLY intercepted by Patriots.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 21:23 | 1859077 phyuckyiu
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You mean they had the audacity to fight back after we invaded? How dare they!! Nice use of the term Sand Heads, although we all know you meant Sand Nigger, why not just let your true hate of the GOYIM flow? But hey gringo's in a sea of brown people deserve what they get.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:27 | 1857311 Cassandra Syndrome
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<---------- Iran to show Israel Hell using Dante's The Divine Comedy

<---------- Iran to show Israel Hell by taking them on a night out in L.A.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:28 | 1857321 johnnymustardseed
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War mongering.... no different than Bush attacking Iraq. They bullshit about Iran having Nukes to justify their love for dead Arabs. Even if they did have the bomb do you think they would be stupid enough to use it? Israel and the US would obliterate them. No different than China or Russia having nukes. It is called nuclear deterrence. Fuck Israel!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:31 | 1857337 SheepDog-One
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Yep Israel started all that Iraq shit too.

 

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 16:16 | 1857965 Zer0henge
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You're the sheep, not the dog.  Your Israel bashing days are over pal.  Don't fuck with an Israeli, or a Jew, ever.  Zion is Rising.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 20:26 | 1858929 Fozzy Slippers
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yes the Goy (chattle) remember the USS Liberty. Ben.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 21:26 | 1859091 phyuckyiu
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They are trying to disarm the Goyim, but have been unsuccesfull so far, and 98% outnumbers 2% by a longshot.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:29 | 1857328 Carlyle Groupie
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America:
Restore The Draft, Israel Is Demanding It
http://mycatbirdseat.com/2011/11/gordon-duff-restore-the-draft-israel-is...

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:29 | 1857329 dick cheneys ghost
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folks, this is all about China........

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:32 | 1857343 SheepDog-One
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This is all about 1 world bank.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:36 | 1857372 fyrebird
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One World Bank? Hey, do they charge 5 bucks if you use your debt card? If not, I'm there.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:27 | 1857678 Rollerball
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This is about rewarding neocons for supporting central banking.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:31 | 1857338 Dr. Engali
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We do not need to be in that mess over there. It amazes me at our arrogance to think we can resolve their issues.They have been at it for thousands of years. They will be at it for thousands more,provided they don't blow each other up.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:33 | 1857349 SheepDog-One
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I hope they all blow each other up by dinnertime tonite.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 17:39 | 1858356 HungrySeagull
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Breathless Media will be fainting while quickly fighting each other to break the news.

It might be the one time the Nation cuts TV and harnesses it all to draft the entire  power of the country at once.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 16:23 | 1857994 TSA gropee
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The attractiveness of the middle east for 1st world powers to promote war is the ease of which the endemic centuries old hatreds can be cultivated and manipulated. What better way to test new weapons and tactics than by proxy?

Long gone are the memories of why the hatreds exist, and all that is left is the hatred itself.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:32 | 1857348 Floordawg
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Saddam promised "the mother of all battles." Instead he received "the mother of all ass-whoopings" with his military decimated in mere hours.

My guess is the same thing happens to Iran, if and when this latest unjust action occurs.

Oh well, maybe we'll get another hilarious Information Minister:

"Our initial assessment is that they [American Military Forces] will all die." - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:34 | 1857358 SheepDog-One
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Yea that was so easy, only took 10 years, 150,000 US lives alone, and bankrupted us.

HEY I know! Lets do THAT again! 

LOL, idiots.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:20 | 1857645 Floordawg
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I'm well aware of the costs AFTER the conflict. But the "war" was ridiculously easy (for U.S. forces). Your talking about the occupation of Iraq. Of course the occupation was drawn out, has there ever been one that hasn't? The basis of my statement above is that Isreal is NOT going to occupy Iran. Just another round of "shock and awe."

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 16:15 | 1857959 Zer0henge
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Ignore these antiwar pussies.  Iran will fall in one day.  Who cares about them after that.  Let the goats clean up the mess.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 16:18 | 1857974 TSA gropee
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Exactly.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:43 | 1857407 7bit
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Iran is not Iraq.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:28 | 1857680 Floordawg
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Militarily speaking, they were exactly the same... hence an 8 year stalemate.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 17:41 | 1858363 HungrySeagull
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He sat on big ass for 6 months.

 

I played a war game based on the initial deployments some time after the war was over, the units in place the first week only delayed or slowed the advance into Saudi. Basically a speed bump.

 

If we do fight, we are going to have to hit hard, hit fast and be gone before any surviving heap Chief worth a damn climbs out of the rubble to order a counter attack.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 04:06 | 1864920 prole
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Who the Hell is "we?"

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:34 | 1857355 Debtless
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If GE, Blackwater, Halliburton and their warmongering friends want this fucking war so bad - let them go fight it without us. Fuck 'em.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:36 | 1857370 SheepDog-One
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Yep, fuck em. 

I say this one is their Waterloo for the war machine anyway.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:53 | 1857371 Zymurguy
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Know why we don't want the likes of Iran to acquire nuclear weapons?

 

This is why you fookers:

http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/iran-nuclear-plan/2008/07/29/id/324724

 

They have already been prepping their technology to knock just about any country back to the stoneage by detonating a nuclear device miles above the target country rendering it void of any electricity, electronics, computers, etc.

Update:  those giving me thumbs down aren't facing reality - the moment Iran gets a nuke, they'll use it.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:12 | 1857630 DavidPierre
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"...the moment Iran gets a nuke, they'll use it."

Kinda like the ameriKlans did.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:25 | 1857670 Hephasteus
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I prefer calling it the openheimy jew bomb.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:46 | 1857807 Canaduh
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Putting goyim in their place for 6000 years.....

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 16:10 | 1857932 TSA gropee
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And Israel is suspected of having nukes for how long and never used them?....

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 17:09 | 1858209 BigJim
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That is the dumbest article I have seen for some time. Congratulations. You have just lost all credibility on this site.

If you really must continue zio-trolling, I recommend you get a new alias and start again.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 17:43 | 1858367 HungrySeagull
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Whoopie.

 

Firewood, horses and pasture land along with many other skills remembered from Colonial times.

 

Stone age us then. We will come back faster and better due to more knowledge all around. Such as foundry, Tools and other surviving items that we may find useful. It would not be difficult recover.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:50 | 1857374 Hannibal
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Just keep the peace,... or blow each other into equal oblivion:  Iran should hurry up and match Israel's 300 plus nuke war arsenal.

 

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 16:07 | 1857923 TSA gropee
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Great thinking, letting Iran have nukes so after their done with Israel they can unleash what's left in their arsenal on the remaining infidels. Then, when the infidels have been vaporized, they can use the few nukes left over on the Muslims that are of different sects.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 17:10 | 1858214 BigJim
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Israel has 300+ nukes and the means to deliver them in retaliatory strikes. Ergo, no Iranian attack on Israel.

Go back to sleep.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 10:05 | 1860516 yipcarl
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lmao.  yea and the rest of the world will stand idle....wait, whose sleeping??? 

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:36 | 1857375 Let them eat iPads
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How about Obama agrees to help Israel attack Iran and then doesn't show up?

Wouldn't that be the funniest punk ever?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:02 | 1857558 Desert Irish
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Kennedy did it at the Bay of Pigs. How well did that work out?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:22 | 1857653 Tramp Stamper
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Even funnier: If Obama agreed to help Israel and helped Iran instead

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:38 | 1857381 1000pips
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Iran should have been leveled along time ago.  USA will help Isreal--We Want That OIL !

 

http://youtu.be/kymOe2HVszU

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:39 | 1857383 1000pips
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Iran should have been leveled along time ago.  USA will help Isreal--We Want That OIL !

 

http://youtu.be/kymOe2HVszU

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:41 | 1857395 SHEEPFUKKER
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war whores

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:42 | 1857399 lotusblue
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sorry to say oligarchs racheting up retorhic.wish American sheeple can see through it because of current economic pain.I fear the opposite though.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:43 | 1857406 YesWeKahn
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This is a great idea. Bomb a country to its stone age and rebuild it with an optional democracy using US tax payers' money.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:06 | 1857591 Ignatius J Reilly
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For most people there, that country never left the stone age.

 

Oh, and with our money, just think of how many iPads they can buy!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 21:34 | 1859113 phyuckyiu
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You really are that ignorant aren't you.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:43 | 1857410 yipcarl
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Israel is the worst country in the world.  Established in blood and they continue.  Maybe Iran should wipe them off the map.  I'm sick and tired of Israel.  911?  Wouldn't surprise me if it was them in a joint effort.  It wasn't no Virgin Loving Muslims, BS.  Unless they made a Deal with George Bush's brother....who ran security at the WTC complex until 9/10/01 and wired those buildings to explode.  Building 7m a 75 story Skyscaper doesn't implode to dust from office furniture.  Who stood to benefit?  War mongering Neo Cons and Israel, basically one in the same.  Google 4 star General Wesley Clark regarding Neo Con plan IF you don't agree with me. 

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:23 | 1857660 CTG_Sweden
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yipcarl:

"[- - -] I'm sick and tired of Israel.  911?  Wouldn't surprise me if it was them in a joint effort.  It wasn't no Virgin Loving Muslims, BS.  Unless they made a Deal with George Bush's brother....who ran security at the WTC complex until 9/10/01 and wired those buildings to explode.  Building 7m a 75 story Skyscaper doesn't implode to dust from office furniture.  Who stood to benefit?  War mongering Neo Cons and Israel, basically one in the same.  Google 4 star General Wesley Clark regarding Neo Con plan IF you don't agree with me." 

 

I don´t agree with you. I think that bin Laden and his gang were stupid enough to think that they would win anything by blowing up the World Trade Center and stupid enough to think that they would be rewarded with 72 virgins. Anyone who thinks that he will be rewarded with 72 virgins if he blows up two sky scrapers is stupid enough to think that he can win something else by blowing those sky scrapers.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 16:01 | 1857880 yipcarl
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Ok my friend.  can i ask you to please comment on Building 7?  It was a 75 story skyscaper that was not hit by a plane.  The US government told us it fell down into a pile of dust from a fire.  What do you say about this?  Please watch this video. 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hZEvA8BCoBw

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 16:04 | 1857908 yipcarl
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Please also Google 

 

4 star general wesley Clark on neocon plan. 

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