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Iran Moves Further To End Petrodollar, Announces Will Accept Payment In Gold Instead Of Dollars

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Much has been spun in recent weeks to indicate that as a result of collapsing trade, Iran's economy is in shambles and that the financial embargo hoisted upon the country by the insolvent, pardon, developed world is working. We had a totally different perspective on things "A Very Different Take On The "Iran Barters Gold For Food" Story" in which we essentially said that Iran, with the complicity of major trading partners like China, India and Russia is preparing to phase out the petrodollar: a move which would be impossible if key bilateral trade partners would not agree to it. Gradually it appears this is increasingly the case following a just released Reuters report that "Iran will take payment from its trading partners in gold instead of dollars, the Iranian state news agency IRNA quoted the central bank governor as saying on Tuesday."

Via Reuters:

Iranian financial institutions have been hit by sanctions imposed by the United States and the European Union in an effort to force Tehran to halt its nuclear programme.

 

Significant difficulties in making dollar payments to Iranian banks have forced Iran's trading partners to look for alternative ways to settle transactions, including direct barter deals.

 

"In its trade transactions with other countries, Iran does not limit itself to the U.S. dollar, and the country can pay using its own currency," central bank governor Mahmoud Bahmani was quoted as saying. "If a country should so choose, it can pay in gold and we would accept that without any reservation."

 

The sanctions include a phased ban on importing oil from Iran, which EU member states are to implement by July.

 

China and India, two of the largest consumers of Iranian oil, have said they will continue imports, but Japan and Korea have announced cuts to quotas following pressure from the United States. As a result the value of Iran's rial has plummeted, pushing the price of goods sharply higher across the country.

And from the souce:

Governor of the Central Bank of Iran Mahmoud Bahmani says the country can trade in currencies other than the American dollar in its foreign transactions.

 

“Iran does not just work with the dollar in trade transactions and every country can pay in its own currency,” said Mahmoud Bahmani on Tuesday.

 

Bahmani added that Tehran could receive gold in its transactions instead of currency transfers.

 

In case a country is willing to pay for the price of its imports from Iran in gold, there is no problem in this respect, he noted.

 

According to Bahmani, Iran imports commodities from China and India in exchange for the countries’ currencies. Tehran’s move is aimed at bypassing the upcoming freeze on CBI’s assets and the oil embargo, which the European Union's foreign ministers agreed to impose on the Islamic Republic.

Now this would be great news for Greece which as previously reported had at times relied for more than 50% of its crude imports on Iran. There is just one problem: very soon the country will no longer have said gold in its possession, as part of the preapproved Greek bailout of Europe, the country's constitution would be changed to reflect that even its gold now is part of the bailout conditions, and European banks have a lien on it. Especially if said gold is located in the basement of the NY Fed where it most likely resides.

As for other countries, such as China which we are confident has been quietly stockpiling gold in the last few years, and will make a surprise announcement any day now, as it did back in 2009... that's a different matter entirely.

 


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Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:24 | Link to Comment Badabing
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old news, lets just get on with it

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:30 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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Most people dont know that this already happened a month ago.. or was it last year? when India! America's Friend! who we out source too! who we ship our wealth and manufacturing base too! agreed to suck Iranian oil for gold!

 

one better most people dont pay attention unless you put the information in a Heavy Rotation format.

 

and Tyler!  God Bless Him!! is competing with Corporate Owned Media Outlets that spew multi market tested and apporved Meme's all day every day!

 

So! get the fuck on page and help the War effort.. or shut the fuck up.

 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:30 | Link to Comment Chief KnocAHoma
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Bold move... but very fucking stupid!

They might as well hold up a sign that says please bomb us back into the stone age.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:32 | Link to Comment Pladizow
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And...3....2....1....INVASION!

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:35 | Link to Comment Ancona
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Didn't Ghadafi do that too?? This will not end well....

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:40 | Link to Comment EscapeKey
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Yep.

As did Saddam Hussein and Iraq before the sequel (War ][ - the revenge).

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:55 | Link to Comment espirit
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What the hey, I'd accept gold instead of USD - but noooo, can't have that can we?

Petrodollahs are taking us to the brink.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:24 | Link to Comment Troll Magnet
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time for our "BFF" israel to get to work! 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:45 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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Ahhh, but the BIG QUESTION IS WHO would pay for mere oil with gold...  What stupid country would fork over their gold (at $1780 or so) for oil when gold is really worth so much more...

Only really stupid countries would pay in gold...

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:04 | Link to Comment viahj
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who says that the contracts would be based on the spot paper price?

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:41 | Link to Comment engineertheeconomy
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B-I-N-G-O

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:32 | Link to Comment Sean7k
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Which begs the bigger question: what will it do to the paper price if it begins to operate as money?

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 19:14 | Link to Comment Hacked Economy
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Super B-I-N-G-O, Sean.  You just nailed it.  Although the paper price is in disconnect with the physical, the paper will at some point react accordingly, and eventually affect the physical in turn.

The upward trend continues.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 21:06 | Link to Comment engineertheeconomy
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Paper to go to zero, because it's, well, paper...

Physical to go to Zimbabwe levels, because, well, their going to have to print like hell now to be able to buy the Gold that they will need to buy gas with now... 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:19 | Link to Comment trav7777
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huh?  Oil makes food and shit run.

Gold is shiny.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:26 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Gold is money.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:29 | Link to Comment EmileLargo
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"Fiat money, in extremis, is accepted by nobody, Gold is always accepted"  - Alan Greenspan

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:43 | Link to Comment economics1996
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Gresham's law is an economic principle that states:

"When a government compulsorily overvalues one type of money and undervalues another, the undervalued money will leave the country or disappear from circulation into hoards, while the overvalued money will flood into circulation."[1] It is commonly stated as:

"Bad money drives out good", but is more accurately stated:

"Bad money drives out good if their exchange rate is set by law."

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:22 | Link to Comment Blue Horshoe Lo...
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Gresham also wrote "The Firm" & lots of other best-sellers.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:51 | Link to Comment trav7777
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so are a lot of other things

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:10 | Link to Comment tmosley
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Not two hours ago you were telling us that gold isn't money.

You have no idea what you are talking about.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:47 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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One of him is schizo.   Leave them the fuck alone.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 20:03 | Link to Comment Börjesson
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The price in gold of a barrel of oil has been pretty much unchanged since the 70s. (And not by chance, some say.)

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 03:24 | Link to Comment Bringin It
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"Confessions of an Economis Hit Man"

After explaining how he worked as part of WB/CIA teams to inflate developing country infrastructure needs, ie. electrical grid, to send the inflated contracts back to the connected entities back in the Homeland, the author moves on to describe his activities when Nixon closed the gold window.  Back then, like now, FRN's were falling out of favor fast.  What was a broke US, with a bloated military to do?  Why Gun Boat Diplomacy, using aircraft carrier battle groups of course.  The US visited the Saudis and said - accept only dollars for oil and we will guarentee your reign.  What would happen if the Saudis said no??

Anyhow, the Saudis said yes and gave us the PetroDollar.  It looks like part of the deal was to maintain a barrel/ounces peg. 

With the PetroDollar, every country in the world had to find ways to get and save dollars so that they could have some hope of buying what they need, say in an emergency.  This roaring demand for dollars got staggering America back on it's feet by accomidating the launch of the financial bubble.

It looks like the Ponzi depends on the PetroDollar.  Good luck Iran.  Maybe the West's governments will convulse first?

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 23:27 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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DoChenRollingBearing asked:

What stupid country would fork over their gold (at $1780 or so) for oil when gold is really worth so much more

You've hit upon the key point without even realizing it, my friend. First, though, picture this. What if Iran decides that it's had enough of sanctions and, removing the stated reason for the bullying that it's had to endure, voluntarily suspends its uranium enrichment in the interest of advancing diplomacy and regional peace?

By Iran taking the high road like this, the United States, Israel, and their toadies, I mean allies, would have to engage Iran diplomatically or else lose what little credibility they have left. More stonewalling on the part of Israel and the US would end up driving a wedge between them and their toady allies, as Iran could then make the case that the real issue all along was that the United States wanted to replace Iran's government with a subservient puppet (again). Sanctions would then begin breaking down as more countries began to realize that the US and Israel had been playing them for chumps all along.

Now we get back to the key point that you brought up. Suppose Iran then decides to throw a wrench into the gears of the petrodollar machine by offering to sell their oil at a price of 40 barrels per troy ounce of gold, but only for physical gold delivered to them. If gold was $2000 per troy ounce, the Iranian oil would be selling at the equivalent of $50 per barrel. Do you see what then happens to the price of gold in dollars? It doubles very quickly as dollar holdings are dumped in a scramble for physical gold. Other oil exporters would then be forced to raise the dollar price of their oil in response to the drop in the dollar's value. This would cause the dollar price of gold to go higher, becoming a positive feedback loop.

It's hard to say where it would end, but the dollar could end up mortally wounded.

But what the hell do I know?

 

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 00:56 | Link to Comment Calmyourself
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You know plenty, probably too much by half and your mind is agile..  I would stay away from DC parks, small planes and of course hot tubs..  Joking aside that is a provocative proposal, the numbers may be off but the wrench it would throw is immense at whatever price point.  That countries in Iran's position never do things like this sometimes predispose me toward listening longer than I normally would to conspiracy theorists; illuminati, girl scouts, CFR and the like..

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 04:09 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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Hmm, all right, dish the dirt on the Girl Scouts...

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 03:54 | Link to Comment Cathartes Aura
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that's food for thought, most definitely. . . but I have to say I'm with Calmyourself - if they haven't thought to do this already, or soon! - then perhaps the game is more complex than we even care to realise. . .

who knows, eh.  but great thinking there.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 11:14 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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something is deeply wrong with your country when citizens are playing out strategies for the sworn enemy

it's a nice twist on the damned if they do (get the nuke) damned if they don't (we have oil so we're terrorists) conundrum 

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 18:51 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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Somehow it must all be a part of the eternal nature of US citizenism.

 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:03 | Link to Comment e-recep
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any evidence to support these claims? i mean evidence to prove that saddam and qaddafi had petrogold plans?

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:12 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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USA's Petro Dollar Threatened by Gaddafi's Gold-for-Oil Plan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wha9lTKN7Zg

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:16 | Link to Comment Fukushima Sam
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In a world where fiat currency still has value buying oil with gold is just plain stupid.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:24 | Link to Comment seek
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True, but selling oil for gold instead of fiat that will eventually be worthless makes a hell of a lot of sense.

This is why the sellers accepting gold get smacked down so hard -- it's the first crack in the fiat dam that leads to a full on fiat currency collapse.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 01:40 | Link to Comment Pinto Currency
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Recep - you are a most helpful provocateur.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:26 | Link to Comment Troll Magnet
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i know!  it's really unbelievable that people all over the world are taking a piece of paper with ink on it for their valuable hard assets and commodities.  truly unbelievable times we live in.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:27 | Link to Comment goldfish1
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No, you're stupid

NO YOU're stupid

No you'RE stupid

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:20 | Link to Comment Blue Horshoe Lo...
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The radiation has made him incoherent.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:25 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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e-recep

any evidence to support these claims? i mean evidence to prove that saddam and qaddafi had petrogold plans?

 

 

USA's Petro Dollar Threatened by Gaddafi's Gold-for-Oil Plan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wha9lTKN7Zg

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/libyan-oil-fully-liberated-headline-gaddafi-dead

and just so you know..

You can Google this shit yourself and find it as easy as I did..

do you know how to Google?

key words.. "Gaddafi Oil for Gold Plan" enter them into Google and then push the search button! which then will lead you to this!

About 5,320,000 results (0.24 seconds)

https://www.google.com/#hl=en&gs_nf=1&tok=bTN5bcLxEPSwf7mbkDYcOg&cp=25&gs_id=2&xhr=t&q=Gaddafi+Oil+for+Gold+Plan

Now you try Iraq and post what you learn.. that is called sharing.

Sourcing and sitting information os easy and fun.. it helps people grasp the truth.. it is better than my saying.. "I Feel Like Gaddafi was killed because of his plan to trade Oil for Gold or his (1) African Currency Plan backed by Gold"

I know that most Baptist Ministers Frown on the Flock being EdJewMakated.. let alone being able to research ideas and learn from what they saw with their own eyes.. but here at ZeroHedge we are ALL! for people being able to solve or pursue complicated critical thinking !

I hope this helps you going forward!

 

 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:43 | Link to Comment VulpisVulpis
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I'll make it easier for all the specials out here:

 

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Gaddafi+Oil+for+Gold+Plan

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:02 | Link to Comment AnAnonymous
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You've got US citizened.

The piece information is easy to find and/or well known.

A US citizen urges someone to provide some data, link or evidence to prove the statement...

You've been US citizened.

Mere statement of power.

Are facts only opinions that US citizens want to be facts.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:35 | Link to Comment zapdude
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Aaargh!  Go away you blobbing up, nose-picking, running dog, crapping-on-the-side-of-the-road TROLL!!! 

Everyone IGNORE this retarded fool. 

Except AKAK -- you can drop the atomic elbow off the top turnbuckle on him anytime!

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:36 | Link to Comment Poor Grogman
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Some facts from you would be nice once in a while.
Have you got a link for your particular type of illiteracy?

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:59 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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AnAnonymous

You've got US citizened.

The piece information is easy to find and/or well known.

A US citizen urges someone to provide some data, link or evidence to prove the statement...

You've been US citizened.

Mere statement of power.

Are facts only opinions that US citizens want to be facts.

 

I am Very Sorry.. I did not know you did not have Google to use..

No Worries! any time you need some help with links.. I will happily provide them.

Most or some people here don’t understand that Google is Censored in other Countries so that the links other people can Not! find.

So anyone else who would like to help out a Fellow Fight Club Brother who is stuck outside of the Google circle!

If language is an issue we will see who can help you out there as well.

We are ALL! here to help people!

We do like to beat up on each other a little bit though..

do you know the movie Fight Club?

Fight Club philosophy and theoretics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ8imPmQ0js

so we fight with each other for fun.. not to be mean or because we dont like each other.. the fighting makes our points or logic more sound.. that way when we have to discuss our thoughts with people outside of the family.. we are ready for war.. to win and maybe even help reach someone who is blind to the truth!

So! Please forgive me.. I did not know language was an issue.. nor did I understand that Google was not helpful too you.

hang in there!

You are not alone!

 

Please come back and let us know how we can help!

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 18:42 | Link to Comment Element
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In the spirit of, ur doin a heck of a job brownie ... the zh cup of camaraderie runeth-over!

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 22:54 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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I am trying to be more like the rest of you(s) that I like.. which means less fighting and more sharing!

I have known you how long?

sure I dont call or come over and hit on your wife... but thats why you still luv me! LOL!

one day we all might end up at the White House together.. more likely a FEMA Camp.. but I am trying to stay positive! take a picture (screen shot) LOL!

Much Love To You and Yours!

God Bless and God Love You! and the rest of the Brotherhood here!

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 02:09 | Link to Comment e-recep
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ah, you do believe in the imaginary bullshit people call god? that gives a hint about your iq level. use your google page for "zeitgeist the movie". i don't have high hopes but try and see if your brain can digest what's in there.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:29 | Link to Comment e-recep
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yes, i do know how to google, asshole.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:30 | Link to Comment e-recep
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yes, i do know how to google, asshole.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:00 | Link to Comment Dickweed Wang
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Go back to work  . . . .

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:19 | Link to Comment Blue Horshoe Lo...
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In the US?  There are people that still have jobs? </sarc>

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:27 | Link to Comment SillySalesmanQu...
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+1000  :)

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:50 | Link to Comment e-recep
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i apologize for asking a question here. i promise it will never happen again, please forgive me. what was i thinking.

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Asking questions = terrorism.  DHS is coming for U NOW!

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 18:00 | Link to Comment buckethead
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You asked a rhetorical question which was a mile off the mark.

Subsequently, you got blasted and thoroughly junked.

It happens.

You spoke out into the universe and it spoke back.

Let us consider this another mutually beneficial, educational moment.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 03:37 | Link to Comment e-recep
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> You asked a rhetorical question

says you. it was not rhetorical by any means. it was a question seeking a legit answer. all i got was ridicule and mockery.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 06:03 | Link to Comment Element
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Hey relax, you may have asked your question innocently enough, maybe, but you've been around long enough to know you should have looked first, rather than come-off potentially looking like yet another troll (been lots lately) about a topic there's been a small avalanche of zh posts and commentary on, especially since you've been a member. 

So naturally people are going to want to know why this has somehow slipped past you, considering the systematic undermining of the USD that's been occurring (especially by FED, Treasury and White Hut, I might add, rather than assorted evil-doers r us), and has been a white-hot topic here for, like, years.

Understand the responses now?

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 06:40 | Link to Comment e-recep
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A link would suffice. The "you know how to google, eh?" part was uncalled for. My question DID NOT imply Qaddafi and Saddam had no such plans. It was an impartial question looking for a solid answer.

 

The Internet is full of conspiracy theories and I find it useful to ask for evidence to find my way through the rubbish. Yeah, I can google. But see, when you google, you also find out that some alien reptile species is ruling the world. Should I jump embrace it as a fact, as well? Just because "I found it in Google's search results"?

 

We have the opportunity to communicate here. Anyone spilling out drivel won't last long. But "asking a question"? How can that be a threat or waste of time? If I can't ask a question here, then where? You don't wanna answer, skip it. Someone else will.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 07:22 | Link to Comment Element
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Well, several were already given, how about the one immediately below this post for starters?

http://originaldialogue.blogspot.com.au/2011/11/qaddafis-african-gold-di...

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 09:59 | Link to Comment buckethead
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It seemed rhetorical to me. I may well have been wrong. When your question was answered,rather politely, with links, you threw a fit because your googling abilities were called into question. 

 

You'll find plenty of ridicule and mockery here. I've been called dumbfuck here as well.

 

When I'm being a dumbfuck, the guy who called me a dumbfuck is my best friend.

 

I don't take it personally. I just stop being a dumbfuck. (or if I was right, I prove it whilst spreading the love for dumbfucks around the globe)

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:14 | Link to Comment benjamin_1114
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it's a typical move when anyone doesn't settle oil in US one-ply.  neither Libya or Iraq had central banks and both wanted to settle oil in something other then one-ply.  maybe it's just ironic, but we bombed/destabilized both countries then someone (don't know the names, but it probably ends with Rothchild) set up a central bank and loaned them money (of course it's backed by the oil they export) to rebuild what we destroyed.  maybe it's ironic, but Iran doesn't have a central bank either (that loon Ahmadinejad insists on controlling his own countries money) and doesn't want to settle oil contracts in US one-ply.  since i'm a gambling man i predict a stone cold lock we go to war with Iran, Ahmadinejad catches some stray lead, and a central bank is set up to borrow Iran money to rebuild what we destroyed.  Iran will soon find out what it's like to be a debt slave like the rest of us schmucks.

http://originaldialogue.blogspot.com/2011/11/qaddafis-african-gold-dinar...

 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:44 | Link to Comment Poor Grogman
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In a world where darkness rules,
No light can be allowed to shine.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:14 | Link to Comment benjamin_1114
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Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:15 | Link to Comment Blue Horshoe Lo...
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Yeah.  They're called news articles.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:17 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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We kept doing it for the same reason..until we couldn't

The story of the empire that used the most candy, built armies to take and "defend" it, tied their money to it, but in the end ate too much, lost energy and empire and could not continue to battle.  

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:46 | Link to Comment Comay Mierda
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yep, he wanted to have the gold-backed dinar in the oil trade. the difference is that ghadafi wasn't an nwo puppet. all the significant players in the iranian govt are puppets that will help carry out the final stage of the nwo plan to have 3 world wars, the third meant to mutually destroy israel & iran and cause other major nations to fight each other to complete moral and economic exhaustion. then the united nations will "come to the rescue" and create a council of "peace", or something similar, that will govern the world. ghadafi was just annoyance who delayed their plans for a little while.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:59 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Who is going to liberate the Iranian gold...err....people?

This is the traditional question.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:04 | Link to Comment Total Collapse
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FOX news says that the US is the only country with enough moral authority to make pre-emptive military stirkes!!  29 sec video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83LDtji3iEY&feature=player_embedded

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:11 | Link to Comment Comay Mierda
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Albert Pike's 1871 Plan For The Three World Wars

http://libertyforlife.com/nwo/albert_pike.htm

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 18:27 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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and FOX paid off british boys and cops for information so I guess that makes them a moral authority authority

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 20:57 | Link to Comment EscapeKey
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I wish I had 500 upvotes. You are absolutely spot on.

News of the world was shut down for phone hacking as well, but predictably, none of the Murdoch clan "knew about it". Bull fucking shit.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:08 | Link to Comment Doña K
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I am just thinking. What would happen to the population of the oil producing countries several years from now when the oil runs to a trickle or down to nothing?

The elite and ruling classes would move their gold and wealth elsewhere to avoid prosecution.

But how about the masses? Famine, civil wars, other wars, massive exodus of illegal immigrants to better places?

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:12 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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Beat the rush.  Go long Arabian goat LEAPS and oasis REITs!

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:05 | Link to Comment Debugas
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oil contains energy which can be used to do work. In other words oil has intrinsic value

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:51 | Link to Comment Transformer
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This is not the first.  Several petty dictators have tried to deny America's rightful standing in the world in the past.  Since we police the world, and keep it safe, it makes perfect sense for the dollar to be the world's reserve currency.  International trade conducted in dollars just makes it easier for us to maintain order and fairness in the world.  Any country that attempts to violate that principle obviously has alternative motives that cannot be good, and must be stopped.  This is certainly the best course of action for the world's economy and it's peoples.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:53 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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It's almost like Iran is inviting an attack or something.  Wait a sec.  Ok, remove no-shit stick from eye.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:02 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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I gave you AND transformer an uptick, because transformer must have forgotten the <sarc/>

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:18 | Link to Comment Sweet Chicken
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I gave one as well because I think we need more MDB comments for entertainment as well.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:13 | Link to Comment Abitdodgie
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" Since we police the world, and keep it safe" yes America only kills the people it wants dead ,the others for now are "safe"  America makes Hitler look like a school kid , because boy are we good at killing and for 700 billion a year we should be, AMERICA FUCK YAH

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:39 | Link to Comment Troll Magnet
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USA!  USA!  USA!  USA!

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:00 | Link to Comment Dr. Acula
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>America makes Hitler look like a school kid , because boy are we good at killing

That's absurd. Operation Barbarossa resulted in tens of millions of deaths.

USA's well-meaning military interventions and charitable acts of nation-building are clearly nothing like the destructive, hateful acts of the Nazis. American troops do not hand bags full of dog feces to starving children.

What we are seeing here is a profound ignorance of history; a complete lack of perspective. I blame the public schools.

 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:17 | Link to Comment DollarMenu
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Dogs and their feces are hard to find and bag.

USA has instead spread depleted uranium across the country thereby ensuring

the mutation of the future population.

Of course, the returning USA troops will have been affected in some manner as well,

but their relief will be accommodated by the ever decreasing allotments to the VA Hospital system.

Win/win for the 1%.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 18:36 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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you got one thing right,

it is "our [oil] well-meaning military interventions."

The fact that the Nazi's failed to build their empire

doesn't absolve the Americans who did 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:33 | Link to Comment goldfish1
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Makes perfect sense to the non-thinker.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:48 | Link to Comment TrulyStupid
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Keep the world safe for whom? It makes no sense whatever to have the worlds reserve currency on an inflationary glide path, the USD is no longer suitable for its own internal currency due to its debasement.

Order and fairness in the world? The recent history in the middle east has been the spread of chaos, with no fairness whatsover in monetary or military exchanges.

I get it..you're being sarcastic.

 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:46 | Link to Comment Bansters-in-my-...
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@ Transformer. If I could find you,I would slap you silly,Bitch.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:12 | Link to Comment Blue Horshoe Lo...
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I think this guy's being sarcastic.  If not, a rubber room is needed to house him.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:16 | Link to Comment Taterboy
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They be dissing our "Bernankes". We needs to put a cap in em!

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:10 | Link to Comment Blue Horshoe Lo...
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2 translations

Homeboy: Hell yeah.  Them muthafuckas be crazy yo.  Where's my 9? I'm `bout to light up the jizzoint.

Now into Redneck: Yeehaw!  We `bout to kick us some Ay-rab & Towelhead ass again. God bless the red, white & blue boot that just kicked y'all upside the head.

 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:28 | Link to Comment battle axe
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Much like Greece, the end game on Iran has already been written....

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:17 | Link to Comment Questan1913
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Really great to see the television trained armchair warriors out in force today.  Bloodthirsty sociopaths; as long as it's someone elses blood being shed by someone other than them.  They are just thrilled at the prospect of a military conflagration with tens of thousands injured and killed to  spice up their time with the vidiot screen.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:43 | Link to Comment edotabin
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It is called introducing liberty and democracy now.  Where have you been man?

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:53 | Link to Comment Floordawg
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With that policy, it's as if Iran knows (without doubt) their going to war. Oh wait, they're already at war.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:01 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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Obviously Iran has WMD's.   Weapons of Monetary Destruction.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:59 | Link to Comment Gringo Viejo
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It's my personal belief that Russia & China will not hesitate to engage us in a VERY REAL hot war. No small potatos here; this is for all the marbles I'm afraid.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:06 | Link to Comment Chief KnocAHoma
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They are both a lot of bluster and their limited militaries would be eliminated pretty quickly if the tried to confront us directly. They will sell the Iranians weapons, but neither one of them can afford to lose their military in a war with us.

If we destroyed their armies, the people would revolt, but then again, maybe that's what we want to happen. Wrap up this whole middle east excursion, and degrade Russians and Chicoms in the process.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 18:02 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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So you're basically saying we have a distinct advantage because Captain America, Incredible Hulk, Silver Surfer & Spiderman can be sent in advance to sabotage the Russian and Chinese nuclear missiles...

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 18:03 | Link to Comment Dr. Acula
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"The military events of both World Wars have proved anew that the capitalistic countries are paramount also in armaments production... Where capitalistic entrepreneurship is allowed to function freely, the fighting forces will always be so well equipped that the biggest armies of the backward peoples will be no match for them. There has even been great exaggeration of the danger of making the formulas for manufacturing “secret” weapons universally known. If war comes again, the searching mind of the capitalistic world will always have a head start on the peoples who merely copy and imitate clumsily.

The peoples who have developed the system of the market economy and cling to it are in every respect superior to all other peoples. The fact that they are eager to preserve peace is not a mark of their weakness and inability to wage war. They love peace because they know that armed conflicts are pernicious and disintegrate the social division of labor. But if war becomes unavoidable, they show their superior efficiency in military affairs too. They repel the barbarian aggressors whatever their numbers may be." - Ludwig von Mises in Human Action

 

 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 18:44 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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"Where capitalistic entrepreneurship is allowed to function freely"

the only phrase that matters

your other post criticized a careful read of history.

We are doing what every other empire has - imploding from our own ego, overconsumption and corruption

the army soon follows

the rest of the world knows this

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 06:14 | Link to Comment Element
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 Where capitalistic entrepreneurship is allowed to function freely,

 

Yup, that's us alright!

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:10 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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I hope Immaddinninginadinnerjacket is ok with a closed body-bag burial at sea.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:02 | Link to Comment Treason Season
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Just as long as BendhernutandYahoo! does too.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:17 | Link to Comment knightowl77
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Up till now the powers that be fight proxy wars....with one side or the other waiting in the wings to pickup the pieces.....

Like VietNam or Afghanistan....

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:32 | Link to Comment Taterboy
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In case of nuke war with China, forget bomb shelters. Hide in a Walmart, they'll never touch em.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:42 | Link to Comment zerozulu
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As long as Walter Sam family is alive, forget any war with China. These tycoons saw America's fate decades before we can feel and moved their investments in China. Only bimbos are left in THIS country.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:56 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Confucious say roll back price is like opium to westerner.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:43 | Link to Comment Troll Magnet
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I'll just put on a Jeremy Lin jersey and hope they "like" me.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 22:56 | Link to Comment Milestones
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Ya have the 5th spade in the hole? The whole thing comes down that equation. Playing poker with jewish guys late in a game they tend to bluff and go for it--all in and try weasel when they lose. 

Their entire history has been played that way.               Milestones

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:06 | Link to Comment midtowng
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I have to agree. It's like sticking a finger in the eye of the neighborhood bully.

How dare they do something that isn't in the interest of the neighborhood bully?!?

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:44 | Link to Comment Troll Magnet
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except we're not really in their neighborhood.  but israel is!

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:26 | Link to Comment Chief KnocAHoma
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This will really become a problem if all those bags of bones collecting the social security demand their benefits in gold. 

"Here you go old geezer. Gee you don't look so good. Hope you don't get rolled on your way home!" 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:36 | Link to Comment denny69
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How do we help?

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment Hippocratic Oaf
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I uptick you only for Tyler respect!

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:10 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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we all should be fighting in the Information War! to Help Educate people about how Wall Street is not only robbing America Blind but destroying America's way of life!

 

Wall Street wants to not only rule America but the World!

 

We ALL! should be fighting the War Against Wall Street! and that begins with the Information War!

Wall Street owns almost ALL! the media! CNN / MSNBC / Fox.. it doesnt matter!

and the Corporate Owned Media puts Meme's.. Multi Market Tested and Approved.. Ideas in Heavy Rotation..

these ideas that are placed into heavy rotation are not even true in most cases.. but the ideas are worded in a way that People Like the Sound or the Felling they get from these (ideas) Meme's!

 

Fighting Lies with truth.. sounds easy.. but its not.

People like the feeling these Wall Street Lies give them..

 

Like "Help the Job Creators!"

or.. "Less Regulation and More Freedom for Business!"

these Meme's are LIES! but they sound good and make people feel good when they beleive that they support them.

 

ZeroHedge Helps to Fight the Lies!

 

We are ALL! part of Fight Club Here! and We ALL! should be helping get the truth out to the best of our individual abilities!

In my most humble opinion.

 

I hope that you see better why I push so hard the truth.. with the sourced and sited facts to go with.

 

God Bless You and Yours! and Good Luck Helping others to see the ugly truth!

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:08 | Link to Comment GCT
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JW to be honest most people do not want to hear what you or I have to say.  Where I work all they talk about is survivor, the housewifes from where ever, kids, groceries and fuel.   I try to explain to some and they look at you like your an asshat.  Even with the look I still will never give up.

But being a realist most could care less about gaining knowledge of what is happening too them.  Hell just ask most what QE was and you get that deer in the headlight stare that ZH posts here from time to time. 

The only way this country will ever revolt is when they cut off some public union retirements or cut back on entitlements.  Most are totally brainwashed and believe the shit they are fed on TV!

 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:02 | Link to Comment Blue Horshoe Lo...
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I've worn baseball caps & a fedora, but never an asshat.  Where can I get 1?

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:06 | Link to Comment Dickweed Wang
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Fuck them then . . . .

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:30 | Link to Comment misnomer
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Zerohedge on TV!

I hearby volunteer to be the bitchy, catty one on "Housewives of ZeroHedge" where we stage catfights where the victor wins $100,000 in the winner's choice of either US$, or gold bullion. Don't be surprised when some dumbass bimbo opst for the cash, Gucci doesn't accept bullion, ya know...

Or how about Survivor Hedge, where we get sent to a remote part of Canada to subsist in the frozen tundra (or as we Canadian's call it, the back forty) with campfires started with Alberta oilsands oil, trade beaver pelts and salmon for gold mined from the Yukon in the final quest to prove who can manage their tribes economy the best.  Economists and politician's would be ineligible to apply for obvious reasons.  Goldbugs and doomsdayers are preferred.

 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 18:13 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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GCT

JW to be honest most people do not want to hear what you or I have to say. Where I work all they talk about is survivor, the housewifes from where ever, kids, groceries and fuel. I try to explain to some and they look at you like your an asshat. Even with the look I still will never give up.

But being a realist most could care less about gaining knowledge of what is happening too them. Hell just ask most what QE was and you get that deer in the headlight stare that ZH posts here from time to time.

The only way this country will ever revolt is when they cut off some public union retirements or cut back on entitlements. Most are totally brainwashed and believe the shit they are fed on TV!

 

You are NOT! alone Brother!

You will be able to help others and lead them to safety when shit Pops off!

Do NOT! sell yourself short!

You are blessed, some would say cursed.. but they are lazy! they dont have what it takes to take care of themselves and help others.. they spend all day bitching about thier kids that hate them.

 

We shall over come the evil.. the people are being pushed into a stampede without any of us lifting a finger..

the powers that be want America fucked up.. the powers that be want less of us.. using their precious oil.

 

this was from earlier today.. but the ponts contained herein.. should speak to you none the less.

 

and for the Record..

I do sign some petitions that I think are worthwhile..

I do Protest, March and / or Paint (KINKO's) Picket Signs!

I want too believe that "We the People" can overcome evil thru the use of ONLY! Good in Our Hearts!

I am a Romantic I guess deep down! I want to believe that "We the People" can! be Right! be Just! and Help Each Other to Over Come the Evil (or Greedy Ignorance) that has Gutted America’s Manufacturing Base and Constitutional Rights.. with the use of our Votes!

I want to believe that "We the People" can Over Come the Wrong with Truth and Love!

I Pray for it!

I Beg for it!

I do my Best t Help Educate People so that it may happen!

But in the End, if Push Comes to Shove.. I am willing to Fight for it!

But let me be crystal clear! I would Love Nothing More than America voting people into power.. that are more concerned with the Quality of Life for those in the Country.. than the De-Population of the Country.

and for al of you out there who just tuned out because things like that don’t happen in America Government! I would remind you of a few sourced and sited facts below.

This Train Wreck is on Purpose! This was not only allowed to happen.. but encouraged to happen!

and every day more and more information is put into heavy rotation that can only upset the Herd.

The Powers That Be are pushing for a stampede! Mayhem!! And Worse!!! Every Day! In Heavy Rotation!!

 

Bill Gates De-Population

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hLZsjv9E-s                        

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Gi6cf-jiI

 

Daddy Rockefeller De-Population

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI0fnRbhHFo

 

Sen Rockefeller: Let's Depopulate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3t8BC8XyTg

 

Eugenics in America (Government Forced Sterilization)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaH0Ws8RtSc

 

Congressman Joseph R Pitts Exposes Eugenics Program on House Floor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDwQNfEFHd4

 

 

So, ALL! of this New Information in Heavy Rotation that does NOTHING but upset the Herd / Masses.. that pushes “We the People” ever closer to the edge.. is Provided by Corporate Owned Media Outlets!

How much Proof or information do you need to comprehend that Corporate America has tapped you out! And the Baby Boomers that Corporate America does NOT! want to pick up the tab for! Are the some of the first that will go!

In times of true social unrest the Old and Weak are weeded out!

How much energy can be saved by getting rid of 1 American? The same as getting rid of 5 3rd world persons. We Rich Americans use 5 Times more energy that a person in the 3rd world.

Here are some numbers for you on the thought.. to help you string enough of the facts together for it to stick in your ADD / ADHD Caffeined Out Head!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Xe_ATNWQQ

 

I will skip sustainability!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzEEgtOFFlM

 

Hang in there!

there are more of us! than either you or I know!

we will make it!

or one better!

we will take it back from them!

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 18:29 | Link to Comment walküre
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They talk about "groceries and fuel"

That's a good start. Keep them talking. Evenutally they might want to learn how trillions of national debt are taking a bigger chunk out of their paycheques every day.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 20:03 | Link to Comment Raging Debate
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GCT and JW both are correct. The votes bear that out. Try to think of it as a remnant your preserving. Collectively, lets say only 5% listen now. What also is happening is planting seeds that will grow later. Perhaps another 10%. How many people in America, 300 M? So thats 5% prepared now or 15 M prepared (mental is most of it but PM's, 3 months food prep also important). Another 15 M wake up later and are at least have some mental prep.

My truth telling endeavor is about loss mitigation. History does not suggest a quiet outcome of the money games between sovereigns. Thank you to all of you for the great commentary especially the ones with supporting links. Agree with JW's sentiment, God bless you all.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 06:58 | Link to Comment Element
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I regularly get to speak to different people about some of these things.  Most people are oblivious, parasitic fools and blockheads, but some are very much alert to it, and are amazed and glad to speak to someone who gets it.  And I'm amazed to find ordinary people who are just itching to talk openly about it with someone, to anyone who understands, however fleeting the opportunity to do so.

It reminds me of that terrible hunger for contact and discussion, and the accompanying fear to do so that Winston in 1984 experiences, the realisation that most are blind, or asleep, or willing to be treacherous out of fear, and his longing to find someone who isn't like that, to endlessly search in the eyes of strangers. To see if there's any flicker or recognition that the other may be awake, and willing to acknowledge this deadly shared awareness in a dangerously truthful conversation.  And the realisation of Winston that they could be looking for awake people via that very mechanism, looking for that direct eye-contact, and Winston, despite the danger, still being unable to face the prospect of never making direct contact with another person.

What a story.

What a terrible reality.

I hope we don't get to that, I'm going to try to make sure we don't, but I see the beginnings of it in people.

Nevertheless, some people are desperately hungry to make sense of what's happening.  How it came to this even in the "lucky country".  We know our country's been shot in the foot, and we can even see it happening, and who's doing it.  But what most can't fathom is why anyone would want to do it.  But they still want to know, they have to know, and they will figure it out.

Like many here already have.

What a terrible process we go through!  And just to discover something so vulgar and devastating.
Something that nestles in us all and yet only some give over to.  And really, if I were so rich, so privileged, so untouchable by the usual rules of subjection and chastisement, would I have turned out any differently?

Have any of them?

 
Thank God for people like you lot.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:05 | Link to Comment JennaChick
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These guys are saying that we should all be selling crude oil calls short: http://www.spadacapital.com/investments/TradeoftheWeek

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 07:34 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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How do you say, "fuck off, spammer," in Estonian?

 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:45 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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i have gold

i would like to fill my suv please

how much gold for 20 gallons of regular do you figure?

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:46 | Link to Comment Calmyourself
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Once Freegold kicks in not much..

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 18:58 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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+ $55,000

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:51 | Link to Comment MassDecep
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Alright ZH'ers, Get your heads out of your #@$'#. How could we have forgotton this little tidbit?????

http://youtu.be/_d8C4AIFgUg

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:05 | Link to Comment BGO
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if this ever comes to pass, all iran will be doing is giving the crooks-in-charge another reason to manipulate aka decimate precious metals prices

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:24 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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Uh oh.  Iran invasion imminent.

 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:25 | Link to Comment snakeboat
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don't they know this is how you really piss off the mil ind complex??

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:26 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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Silver over 37 and gold almost over 1800.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:33 | Link to Comment Manthong
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Are the coming margin hikes priced in?

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment EscapeKey
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Now you're just being silly. Of course it isn't, that's only for equities and bonds. Bad news for precious metals are never priced in.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Troll Magnet
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i'd personally welcome a margin hike.  hell, i hope they raise margins everyday for like 30 days so i can buy more!

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment kito
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margin hikes to scare away the last remaining cme customers? one margin hike and you will hear crickets..........

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:12 | Link to Comment AL_SWEARENGEN
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Remember just a couple weeks ago the CME lowered margins for precious metals?  http://www.zerohedge.com/news/cme-cuts-gold-silver-platinum-and-copper-margins So either these rotten Cocksuckerz over at the CME are geting the business they hoped they would get by lowering margins as was speculated, or we are about to see a huge and obvious flip flop as they raise them now aggressively to stomp out this momentum?

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:28 | Link to Comment SHEEPFUKKER
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bye bye birdie

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:30 | Link to Comment Conrad Murray
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Fat, Mindless Slaves of America:

As you pay your taxes like a good little sheep this year, think of the people that 30%+ of your labor will go to support bombing. As you're cheering at night vision images of your money going up in flashes of fire and smoke, murdering children by the thousands, think of them. As the collection plate at church is being passed around, ask yourself, "What Would Jesus Use to Bomb Innocents?", that is, if you can get your mind off your neighbor's wife for a few minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D61uriEGsIM

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:37 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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I have the same thoughts on a regular basis. My hope is with each war is that this one that goes south and puts an end to this madness. Maybe if Americans saw the images  that the only industry we have left in this country is doing to the children they would wake up and put a stop to the insanity.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:49 | Link to Comment Chief KnocAHoma
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I have the same thoughts too... oh wait... I thought we were talking about the neighbor's wife.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 14:58 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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All my neighbors wives are either old, fat or a combination of both. So those thoughts never cross my mind......unless I've been drinking.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 15:57 | Link to Comment Troll Magnet
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I wouldn't touch my neighbor's wife with a 10 foot pole.  One of my very hot MILF coworkers on the other hand...as well as our new, just-out-of-college employee...

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 16:38 | Link to Comment catacl1sm
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which one of those is your avatar?

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 17:45 | Link to Comment Troll Magnet
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that's scarlett johansson.  

my coworkers are hot but they're not that hot.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 19:09 | Link to Comment Cathartes Aura
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gotta love how fast you dudes can switch from "killing children" to cock talk.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 23:46 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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Cathartes Aura said:

gotta love how fast you dudes can switch from "killing children" to cock talk.

It's all for the testic-lulz.  ;)

 

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 03:51 | Link to Comment Cathartes Aura
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ahahahahhhahhahahahhah - you're definitely on a roll this eve, mind working fast!

dunno if this will get a laugh, if you're into it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvWRoTqy9mM&feature=related

sooomewhat on topic, lol.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 07:39 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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Outstanding! The toy piano was a perfect touch.

 

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