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The Irishman Is Back, And Shares His Views On Wall Street: "Total Fucking Chaos"

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About a year ago, a rather outspoken Irishman told the world what he thinks about what then seemed like a groundbreaking event (and is now a daily occurence): the Irish bailout. A year later, the Financial News has caught up with the same gentleman, and we are delighted to share his latest somewhat politically incorrect thoughts on all aspects Wall Street, with our readers. The language in the video may resemble that encountered at a trading desk a little too vividly - you have been warned.

 

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Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:19 | 1868755 catacl1sm
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Fucking Wankers!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:33 | 1868809 FEDbuster
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I am looking forward to a Maria Bartiromo "One on One Interview" with this guy.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:58 | 1869108 phyuckyiu
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Zerohedge's registered country on Youtube is Zimbabwe. Classic.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 05:09 | 1869231 TruthInSunshine
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There once was a bloke named Bernank

He had Ivy League degrees by the sack

Truth? T'was a mere Keynesian hack

Knowledge of real forces markets he did lack

So he tried to prolong & hide

Asset bubbles he and Greenspan had piled high

But the uncooperative math wouldn't lie

Kick the can created the most volatile ride

He came to rely on an old bankster trick

Print money & hope some would stick

At first pundits praised this schtick

But the clock, it continued to tick

But all his 'wizardry' was revealed as pure tripe

As businesses had to pass on their price hikes

Battered consumers went on a purchasing strike

Responsible savers had nothing to like!

The job market continued to sour

The economy grew even more dour

Fewer by by the day could even afford flour!

As sovereign debt grew, the masses started to holler

Oh, to see the foreclosure map!

As investment took a true dirt nap

Government revenue had gotten zapped

The Bernank had spun a liquidity trap!

Although he argued his case

He could not nearly keep pace

With the deleveraging race

And now The Bernank has egg on his face

 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 08:04 | 1869311 end da fed
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TFC = new acronym

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:04 | 1869679 ShankyS
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Fuckshites?

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 06:44 | 1869263 Moe Howard
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Code corrupted. Insert fresh copy

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:56 | 1869006 Melville1977
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Just as I thought, she's got a fat ass. No wonder she wears dark colors on CNBC to cover up the fact she's got too much junk in the trunk. The excess eye-liner ain't helping either.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 02:35 | 1869150 Fish Gone Bad
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Maybe the picture is of someone who ATE Maria.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 02:49 | 1869158 dolly madison
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Jeez, she doesn't look that fat.  What country do you live in?  Obviously not the US if you think she is super fat.  I see fatter people than that constantly.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 03:46 | 1869195 Michael
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This guy is fucking great too;

Nigel Farage..i want you all fired. what the EU should be 06 07 11.flv

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nNXd0qbpln0

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 07:46 | 1869291 Overflow-admin
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Here's a good channel to follow: Europarl

http://www.youtube.com/user/europarl?blend=1&ob=4

(so you can also follow the other sick bastards of the euro parl)

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:50 | 1868854 HoofHearted
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I can't handle the language...he said, "...with the blessing of credit rating agencies..."

The absolute horror. (Everything else seemed just fine to me.)

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:35 | 1868962 X.inf.capt
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he reminds me of my first platoon sergeant....

this guy ROCKS!

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 02:56 | 1869164 CrazyCooter
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I don't remember my sergeants names in basic/aic although I do remember the training/experience (I forget names of people I work with but I don't forget truths/fundamentals).

However I do remember my sergeant in NCOIC; I helped him with a paper he was struggling with to qualify for his E-7 (college credits etc). I will never forget getting called into his office; I was like OH FUCK. The door closed and he was trying to write an English paper (compare/contrast) and he picked me as the smart one out of the bunch.

That was a good feeling, but I didn't forget my place.

To any future leaders out there; learn to delegate but more importantly learn to make delegation work for you.

Regards,

Cooter

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 02:59 | 1869169 UP Forester
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My favorite line from Basic:

If, if, if!  If my Aunt had balls she'd be my Uncle!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:51 | 1868857 Ragnar24
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What the hell is moving /ES over the last hour? Just curious...

And yeah, I'd love to see that Mick bastard own Maria.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:21 | 1868930 Raphio
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EUR/USD... what else?

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:02 | 1868880 subqtaneous
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All she need do is ask if our bewhiskered mate is aware that Michael Flatley is from Chicago.  I'll supply Guinness.

 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:54 | 1869099 Albertarocks
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Maria can't handle the truth.  And this Irishman would give here the truth, with both barrels, lol.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:04 | 1868828 TruthInSunshine
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This is staged - the same formula as the original.

And although it's staged, the irony is that much of what he says is true.

Enough platitudes and bullshit from CNN, MSNBSC, CNBSC, Fox News, the BBC, The Financial Times, The New York Times, Herman Cain, Barry Obama, John Boehner, Nany Pelosi, The Wall Street Journal, Glenn Beck, Wolf Blitzer, Paul Krugman, Thomas Sowell, The Guardian, Tony Blair, Michelle Big-Caboose Cabrerra, Joe Kiernan (punk ass bitch), Steve LIESman, Christina Romer, Austin Goooolsby, Bill Gates, Rudy Giuliani Warren Buffett, Charlie Munger, Mitt Romney, Harry Reid, Sarah Palin, Andrew Ross-Sorkin, Charlie Rose, The Bernank, Timmmmay Jeetner, Tom Friedman, Rahm Emmanuel, Michael Bloomberg, Charles Schumer, or any other politician, pundit, talking head, opinionator, regulator, legislator, columnist or other dipshit who is dancing around the core truth:

 

Wall Street and Investment Banks are parasitic, economy destroying entities as now structured (or centrally planned, as the case is), staffed with teat-sucking wards of the state, who think that their income is derived from their efforts, rather than state subsidization, & the (very rigged and non)free markets (equity, bond, credit, etc.) are anything but free, and now represent a laughable casino and tool for the Friends of the New York Branch of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York to fleece the taxpayers and anyone idiotic enough to invest their assets in the Wall Street House of Fraud or the bonds that the investment banks peddle.

The high priests of finance are destroying the world again, after literally buying off the U.S. Congress & President, and the alleged elected leaders of EU Member States.

Wall Street and Investment Banks do nothing but shift and siphon wealth and taxdollars (the subsidization part brought about by buying off Congress & the TOTUS), like parasitic blood suckers, exacerbating the fundamental, inherent ailments in a very sickly economy that has deprived the real wealth creators and job creators of capital, and that has now created a structural, rather than cyclical, economic downturn/crisis.

History. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

Bitchez.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:13 | 1868907 traderjoe
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Please add commercial banks and their fractional reserve banking money creation out of thin air and charging interest for loans and taking real collateral in the process scheme,

And lending privately created money (for free) at interest to the sovereign,

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:34 | 1868934 TruthInSunshine
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Well, to be even more fundamental, and to your credit and the very astute and accurate point you raise, all of what I mentioned has its roots in fractional reserve banking (i.e. conjuring fiat from thin air, giving said fiat monopoly status as the only 'legal tender' to be used to transact business, convince the general public, through repetitive drum beating and literal psychological brainwashing, that said paper fiat has some inherent value *and always will*).

Fractional reserve banking is nothing short of the Greatest Ponzi ever invented. Not only do the money masters conjure the only legally recognized tender from thin air, but they then leverage it up by amounts so great that they can still make buckets of money forever on the interest due when its loaned out even if there's economic cataclysm, and most of the loans don't even ever perform (what was their initial cost/investment in conjuring the money!?).

And to top it off, they bribed/blackmailed/threatened/bought off the legislators of nations, forcing the body electorate to go along with their plans, turning taxpayers into nothing more than the equivalent of the debt serfs of feudal Europe or subjects of the Roman Empire, paying tribute and a pound of flesh just for the privilege of staying in good grace, allowing them to start and sustain global conflict, arms' races, the militarization of the planet, and other warped industries and activities that subject people to misery and brutality, all in the name of thy false prophet & idol; money.

Colonel Q is a great example of how the money masters have no morals whatsoever. As much of a disgrace as he was, all on his lonesome, they were happy to do business with him, enichening him and themselves, as long as he played ball, but after refusing to do everything they requested, including establishing a fractional reserve bank (despite decades of requests), so that they could gain even greater leverage over Libyan oil fields, they dispatched with him with the Moe Green Special.

For money is the money masters false god, temple, church, drug, etc.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:51 | 1868995 traderjoe
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...comjuring *private* fiat from thin air...

There fixed it for ya (IMHO). I agree with all of what you say, but I think it relevant to re-iterate the FRN as a private currency.

I'm a fan of the United States Note, a fiat currency that existed for over 100 years - printed without interest or debt by the UST.

It coexisted with silver coins, silver certificates, and gold coins, giving people the LIBERTY of choosing their currency and savings vehicle.

I believe in multiple currencies, one of which could be a fiat printed by the Treasury without interest. I know it will still fail eventually, but it would be the 'people's' money...

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:03 | 1869024 TruthInSunshine
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It goes even deeper down the rabbit hole than that.

The public school textbooks teach American students that the American Revolutionary War was started and waged due to excise taxes and other such nonsense, throwing up the Boston Tea Party as a symbolic (and highly erroneous, distracting) example of what triggered the clamor for independence.

In fact, the main reason, by a long margin, for the Revolutionary War, was that England demanded that colonial script, a currency free of any interest and giving no leverage to the British Crown, not be printed or circulated, to which our forebearers responded with a big bird.

After fighting and winning a bloody conflict in great part to be free of English rule over our economy and currency, the money masters decided to pursue their agenda of subverting the ability of America to issue and circulate interest free currency through the use of jackals, with Hamilton being among the very first sent in (pushing for and succeeding in creating a fractional reserve bank in the newly minted [pun intended] United States of America.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:49 | 1869094 Herd Redirectio...
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Americans think they won the War of Independence against Britain.  Really, it was a ceasefire, and a change of tactics by the bankers, as you said.

The Boere found out in the Boer War what really happens if you are too successful at fighting the British, they scorched the earth, and invented, yes, invented concentration camps, and kidnapped the farmer's children and wives, in order to put an end to the cries for independence in that land.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 06:44 | 1869262 criticaster
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Awesome! So the Brits really are the secret rulers of the world!

I always wondered why we, a bunch of stubborn people with bad food, bad teeth, who drink too much and who are stuck on a rainly little island with shit weather are invited to Bilderberg meetings and have a permanent seat on the UN security council! Its like the mice in Hitch Hickers Guide to the Galaxy. We run things simply because no one believes we could!

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 07:55 | 1869301 Instant Wealth
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LKJ (he's not irish) sang ...

 

Inglan is a bitch
dere's no escapin' it
Inglan is a bitch
dere's no runnin' whey fram it

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:02 | 1869669 criticaster
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As the scots would say:

'I'd rather be a bastard than an englishman!'

Toodlepip

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 17:12 | 1872467 forexskin
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And as my gram used to say, I'm Irish, Scot and English, and if I knew what part was English, I'd cut it out.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 09:20 | 1869437 Rollerball
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Like noble spliced drones, worshipping a G/Hermanic Gemini wicca queen in a druid castle surrounded by a large moat meant to protect the ultraviolet oocyte from the infrared dragon.

Cheerio!

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:55 | 1869102 Reform1776
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I always found it strange that S&P owned McGraw-Hill(a schoolbook publishing company). That's a double dip for them I guess, making good money off the government sellin books, and also influencing future generations perception of history...

http://www.mcgraw-hill.com/

 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 07:35 | 1869280 my puppy for prez
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Good post!  Now, you need to go write some textbooks and save our kids from the brainwashing foisted upon them!

Suggested name for your publishing company:  UpYoursRothschild Inc.

 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 09:29 | 1869445 GOSPLAN HERO
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Unfortunately for most of us, the Alexander Hamilton crowd (crony-capitalists) have triumphed.

Thomas Jefferson must be rolling in his grave.

 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:08 | 1869693 DaveyJones
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You're on one helluva roll TIS

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 02:28 | 1869139 SAME AS IT EVER WAS
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currency is used to control a population

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 03:19 | 1869179 TruthInSunshine
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You, sir, are quite correct.

In the utility belt full of tools that TPTB wear, currency (fiat) is just one of many such tools.

The end game is the accumulation of power and wealth.

Currency is one of the tools that allows them to accumulate power and wealth, especially and particularly via intentionally inflating, deflating, inflating, deflating, repeat ad nauseam, the money supply, which allows them to purchase inherently valuable assets for fractions of their real worth during deflationary spirals, and sell tulips, dot.coms, MBS and other toxic, unicorn-spike Hopium assets for massive profits during inflationary booms (merely by controlling the currency/money supply and access to credit).

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 06:57 | 1869267 Seer
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I think that there's an even more "fundamental," and it's "growth."

Without the promises of growth TPTB couldn't pull off squat.  TPTB live off of growth.  Banking, and more to the point, "interest" is ALL about growth, it's a direct link to the very notion.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:15 | 1869726 MachoMan
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Right.  And when growth is no longer possible and you own all the valuable assets through manipulation of the money supply, then...  not a pretty picture.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:27 | 1868946 iDealMeat
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Wall Street and Investment Banks are parasitic, economy destroying entities as now structured (or centrally planned, as the case is), staffed with teat-sucking wards of the state, who think that their income is derived from their efforts, rather than state subsidization, & the (very rigged and non)free markets (equity, bond, credit, etc.) are anything but free, and now represent a laughable casino and tool for the Friends of the New York Branch of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York to fleece the taxpayers and anyone idiotic enough to invest their assets in the Wall Street House of Fraud or the bonds that the investment banks peddle.

 

I expect better from you.. I'll fix/paraphrase your sentence

Wall Street and Investment Banks are opportunistic, economically driven entities  structured (or centrally planned, as the case is), staffed with teat-sucking wards of the state, who think that their income is derived from their efforts, rather than state subsidization, & the (very rigged and non)free markets (equity, bond, credit, etc.) are anything but free, and represent a distraction, and tool for the Friends of the New York Branch of the Federal Reserve Bank.

 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:27 | 1869061 TruthInSunshine
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Condensed version:

Underpaid engineers and scientists gave us electricity, transportation, refrigeration, pasteurization, safe drinking water, efficent and inexpensive computer processing power, effective medicine and medical care (there is much here that is harmful or a scam, but core medications and technologies and procedures save and/or improve countless lives, but I digress), infrastructure, and too many other modern advances that truly improve our lives and lead to greater opportunities to even begin to hope to fully list on one page.

Grossly overpaid financial engineers gave us dot.coms and other equity bubbles and silly ways to justify their valuations, mark-to-fantasy valuations, the housing bubble (or helped to, in no small part; see Wall Street's valuation metrics devised to get subprime mortgages marked to an investment grade asset class) zombie banks, derivatives, TARP/TALF/QE, and other wired, waiting to explode/implode modern weapons of financial and economic devastation.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:40 | 1869079 trav7777
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yes but 99% of all those engineers and scientists were white people, so their product was merely oppression.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 02:29 | 1869137 dolph9
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It's not clear really, whether white people are going to survive.

Back in the 20th century white Europeans somehow had the brilliant idea of trying to annihilate each other, twice.  Luckily the atom bomb, and white people in America running things, put an end to that.

But then white people got this brilliant idea of industrial agriculture and feeding the world.  Which led to 7 billion people, alot of them niggers, Arabs, Indians, Chinese.  And white people got this brilliant idea of the TV and internet, which lets all those people know how they live, and they all want a piece of the action.

And then white people got this brilliant idea of letting many of these people immigrate to America and Europe, competing with their own people.

Somehow, I think that if white people keep coming up with these "brilliant ideas", they may not make it in the end.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 03:49 | 1869197 awkward squad
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"And then white people got this brilliant idea of letting many of these people immigrate to America and Europe, competing with their own people"

That was pretty smart of the Jews, eh? After the Jewish-led 1965 immigration bill passed, you couldn't tell who was who anymore. Getting the Americans to genitally mutilate their male children was also a sweet strategy. "We're not different! We're just like you guys!"

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 04:38 | 1869222 Tompooz
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"We're not different! We're just like you guys!"

 

Yo! And now you are just like Moslim guys too. 

Damn those Euro doctors who didn't fall for it.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 16:17 | 1870776 Lord Koos
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More proof that not only are you stupid, you're also ignorant.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 04:16 | 1869210 A Man without Q...
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Even more condensed version - the great men were those who build the pyramids, not the ones buried underneath them....

 

 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 07:44 | 1869287 my puppy for prez
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Pasteurization of milk is not an ideal form of milk.  Raw milk from clean dairies is far healthier for you.  Pasteurization was created b/c of the squalid conditions of milking operations & factory dairies at the time.

Pasteurization kills off all the many beneficial elements in milk.  Raw milk contains the necessary enzymes for human digestion (thus the huge increase in "lactose intolerance");  glutathione, an element that increases immunity, bone strength, and functions in a myriad of ways, is destroyed in pasteurization.

Raw is a bit harder to come by, but is SO worth the effort in both health and taste!

(Not to mention that pasteurized milk does not have to come from as clean milking conditions and many times includes puss and fecal residues which are allowed to remain since it is "cooked".....think about that next time you take a swig of that pasteurized factory farm milk!)

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 08:17 | 1869314 Overflow-admin
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+1

 

In the extensive farming, particularly hydroponic, fertilizers don't replace the biodiversity and chemical components you naturally find in soil. Thus anything that grew from there is affected. Why do you think there are so much healthcare problems? Just look at what you eat.

 

Argo-chem lobbies have managed to remove all the biodiversity in farming. Vegetables you eat are in more than 99% cases hybrids whom seeds cannot be reused (infertile or produces abberations). What about the taste? If you've eaten something in the wilderness I'm sure you understand. Not even talking about meat (makes me vomit). Not even talking about bees DNA diversity which has been reduced to less than 200 genotypes in the US.

 

I'm sick and tired of the situation.

 

P.S. for the witticism did you know that many spiecies, particularly plants, have a genome far more complex than the human? And do you know how it's documented by so-called scientists from i.e. Montsanto psychopats? Junk DNA.

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 17:22 | 1872486 forexskin
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Pasteurization was created b/c of the squalid conditions of milking operations & factory dairies at the time.

Hate to say it, but here your argument was used against small clean dairies selling locally early in the 20th century. The big milk processors convinced the gov that this was no good, so the law dictates that local milk be shipped out of state to big processors, who sell it back to us at double the price.

And who says government is useless...

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 07:56 | 1869304 Overflow-admin
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Did you research a little about "Green revolution", agro-chemicals and organic farming? If not you should, you won't understand what I say unless you research on the matter.

 

Returned energy on invested energy in
Extensive farming = around 1:10
Organic farming = around 10:1

 

Investigate the crime scene, follow the money and you'll find who's guilty.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 10:50 | 1869616 TruthInSunshine
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As far as the farming 'thing,' I'm all for sustainable and chemical-free crops, non-GMO and using soil that actually has been naturally replenished with minerals and nutrients (something that soil in rotated corporate farms definitively lacks, due to soil erosion and other factors). *I do have to be honest and admit that I do not know if one of the unfortunate side effects of not using phosphate and petroleum based fertilizers would be diminished crop yields per acre, resulting in a shortage of food also (I have read conflicting opinions on this, and don't honestly know the answer).

But I, while supporting anyone's right to drink raw milk and milk products (and would go to the mat to defend their right to do so, even in a public forum as I am libertarian, after all), even conceding that there are probably nutritional advantages in doing so, also think that there's little doubt that there is a genuine risk involved in doing so, and that along with the nutritional benefits there would be far more cases of food born illnesses, some of which are quite serious (especially if contracted by the very young or those with immune system deficiencies).

Of course, a whole other sub- topic involving milk and dairy products could be broached here, which is whether it's even wise for humans to consume cow's milk.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:42 | 1868981 Oh regional Indian
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The high priests of finance.

Funny that they are called that. The high priests of everything seem to be the problem.

Down with the priests then!

ORI

Caveat Emptor

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 02:50 | 1869154 Freddie
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He forgot to mention "genius" Bob Rubin/Clinton,Pandit and Jessica Biblowitz old man's Citi-crap got $380 billion.  As far as f*cking up Ireland - Irish politcians were right there to FU Ireland.   

And the Irish loved the f**k who signed the end of Glass-Stegall - Bill Clinton.  Clinton was almost a fellow IRA-Kennedy to every f**king Shamus and f**king mick tax cheat like Adam Hewison on the Emerald Isle.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 08:52 | 1869391 Seer
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Nixon took the US off the gold standard.

Clinton signed NAFTA.

It doesn't matter WHO signs.  If TPTB don't want something signed it WON'T happen.

Clearly you know that Glass-Steagall (note spelling) was signed by FDR?  And from Wikipedia:

The Banking Act of 1933, Pub.L. 73-66, 48 Stat. 162, enacted June 16, 1933, was a law that established the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) in the United States and introduced banking reforms, some of which were designed to control speculation.[1] It is most commonly known as the Glass–Steagall Act, after its legislative sponsors, Senator Carter Glass (DVa.) and Congressman Henry B. Steagall (D–Ala.-3). Some provisions of the Act, such as Regulation Q, which allowed the Federal Reserve to regulate interest rates in savings accounts, were repealed by the Depository Institutions Deregulation and Monetary Control Act of 1980. Provisions that prohibit a bank holding company from owning other financial companies were repealed on November 12, 1999, by the Gramm–Leach–Bliley Act, named after its co-sponsors Phil Gramm (R, Texas), Rep. Jim Leach (R, Iowa), and Rep. Thomas J. Bliley, Jr. (R, Virginia).[2][3]

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 07:41 | 1869284 spankfish
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Thank God you ended in "Bitchez".  Bet ya still want to look up Maria's dress.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:48 | 1868849 catacl1sm
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some juice head junked me.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:18 | 1868919 RebelYell
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Time is now.  A man I'd follow

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 07:47 | 1869292 propflow
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Piss off.Im going for a pint

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 08:42 | 1869376 midtowng
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I LOVE this guy. He should be a commentator on CNBC. Then I would watch it.

The amazing thing is that the guy seems to actually be well informed.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:23 | 1868763 msamour
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"Piss Off, Sir. I'm going for a pint!"

 

That's a classic right there. My new favorite video for 2011.

That's just awesome.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 03:02 | 1869173 CrazyCooter
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There is a simple truth to a simple pleasure in the face of certain pain.

Humans are funny creatures. We like to eat, sleep, fuck, and pretend to control the world around us. We go to great lengths to do these things with any "quality".

The older I get, the more its obvious and the less I want to be around people.

Sorry, I am philosophical tonight.

Regards,

Cooter

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 08:21 | 1869330 Bob Paulson
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Not as good as the McDonald's cashier beating those two women with a metal pole, but close.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 10:46 | 1869626 TruthInSunshine
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Bob, if you loved the McDonald's video, you should really like this one, though it's not of the same genre, (but does demonstrate group think and normalcy bias *much to one's financial injury), and is safe for work:

 

Mark Dice Tries Buying a 99¢ taco with 1 ounce gold coin  - YouTube
Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:23 | 1868764 I am a Man I am...
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you seriously warned us about bad language

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:23 | 1868765 drink or die
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Mommy, what's a "fuckshite"?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:44 | 1868835 NumNutt
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Hmm I looked it up in the Websters Un-abridged dictionary and it had a picture of Timothy Geithner next to it. Go figure...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:45 | 1868838 chump666
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hahahahahahaahahahah....

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:31 | 1868775 ACP
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Complicated derivative selling hocus pocus hairy fairy fucking wankin' bankers!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:25 | 1868779 buyingsterling
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my little girl (7) came home today and showed me the devil sign (pinky, index finger, thumb - hand sign of the illuminati). She said the kids in school were talking about it, saying it was a sign of evil. Even the little kids are waking up.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:28 | 1868787 ziggy59
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It's also the sign language sign for " I Love You"

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:03 | 1868884 e1618978
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That isn't the devil sign, it is the shocker with your thumbs as a chin rest.  One in the pink, one in the stink...

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:13 | 1869042 pops
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Two in the bush.  One in the Cheney.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 04:48 | 1869227 PeaBird
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showed me the devil sign (pinky, index finger, thumb - hand sign of the illuminati)

It may be the 'hand sign of the illuminati' or it may not be, but one thing is 'for sure': you have obviously NEVER heard of a music genre named "heavy metal"?

 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 07:48 | 1869296 my puppy for prez
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Maybe it's both at the same time....the Illuminati's way of saying "We love you little people...all the way to the camps!"

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 02:52 | 1869160 Freddie
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Is ha the sign you have to make when you eneter the Federal Reserve?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:25 | 1868780 Eireann go Brach
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My hero! Wankin fuckin bankers!

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:54 | 1869000 DeadFred
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The two adjectives seem to be contradictory if you think on it, but somehow fitting.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:25 | 1868781 Mike in GA
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The old guy has it exactly right - his take is better than any MSM report.  God bless this guy and I wish I could buy 'im a pint!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:26 | 1868783 Shizzmoney
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Pints on me, good on mate!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:32 | 1868786 Unprepared
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The censored version:

 

I ACCUSE the Federal Reserves of being the diabolic creator of this financial miscarriage, unwittingly, I would like to believe, and of defending its harmful deed, since its creation, through the most absurd and culpable machinations.

I ACCUSE Ben Bernanke of being an accomplice, at least by mental weakness, in one of the greatest inequities of the century.

I ACCUSE the SEC of having held in its hands the absolute truths of the culpability of many banks and covering it up, and of making itself guilty of a crime against humanity and justice in order to achieve political goals and cover the corrupt banking cartel.

I ACCUSE Bernanke and Geithner of becoming conspirators in this same crime, one without a doubt out of clerical passion, the other out of devotion that makes this Administration an unassailable holy ark.

I ACCUSE the Congress of undertaking an obnoxious investigation, by which I mean an outrageously biased one, as attested by the Congress-held hearings that is an imperishable monument of naïve audacity.

 I ACCUSE the Working Group of submitting false and dishonest reports, unless a medical examination proves them to be suffering from eyesight and judgment illness.

I ACCUSE the Administration of using the Press to conduct an abominable campaign to mislead the public opinion and cover up their failures.

I ACCUSE the Administration of violating the laws, by condemning the innocent tax-payers on the basis of secret information, and I ACCUSE the Congress of concealing this illegality, on orders, committing in this way yet another crime of knowingly acquitting guilty Bankers.

As of people I am accusing, I do not know them, and I never saw them, but I bear them both grudge and hatred. They are for me but entities and agents of social wrongdoing. And the act that I am accomplishing is none but a revolutionary means to accelerate the explosion of truth and justice.

I have only one passion; that of light, in the name of mankind that suffered enough and has a right to happiness. My blazed accusations are no more than the echo of my soul. Let them dare, then, to bring me before a court and let an investigation be carried in broad daylight! I am waiting.

 

*Adapted from Zola's "J'accuse" letter.

 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:18 | 1868920 traderjoe
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There is nothing unwitting about the Federal Reserve.

Just take it a little further, my good sir...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:32 | 1868793 Outlaw Of The W...
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and yet he never names the "jews"......odd

The issue which has swept down the centuries and which will have to be fought sooner or later is the people versus the banks. -Lord Acton

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:34 | 1868811 Unprepared
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He just didn't want to sound redundant.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:05 | 1868888 Schmuck Raker
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Oh, the irony...

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:04 | 1868886 stacking12321
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yes, yes, you're quite right, clearly it's the jews' fault.

the christians, muslims, and whoever else, would *never* stoop to such things, they are all saints, immaculate and perfectly free from sin.

grow up and get real.

whatever your religion or ethnicity, all the same crap, all the same tendency to lie cheat and steal.

only a weak minded person thinks it's all *those* peoples' fault.

 

 

 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:50 | 1868972 Outlaw Of The W...
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no. it is inherent to counterfiet "jews" and their "philosophy" of trading worthless paper for savings and labor.

109 countries can't all have been wrong.

http://www.wake-up-america.net/expulsions_of_the_jews.htm

game's up, fucks.  Better get those jew daughters out of town.

 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:40 | 1868976 Flakmeister
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Hear! Hear!

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:46 | 1869090 trav7777
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yes, you're right...that's why 90% of the federal reserve board and media ownership, and whatnot, is of the same ethnicity.  It's because we're "all just the same."

Christianity had a 1000-year prohibition against this shit.  Even judaism FORBIDS IT amongst members of the tribe (while it remains an affirmative commandment to use against gentiles).  Islam also forbids it.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 02:33 | 1869135 bob_dabolina
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So what's your solution?

How's that Japan thing working out? 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 02:34 | 1869147 dolph9
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There is no solution.  The Jews and Arabs will fight to the death, and American whitie will be dragged down with them, even as the oil runs out and they desperately try to feed the starving niggers in Africa.

What a wonderful world.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 02:42 | 1869151 bob_dabolina
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If I was talking to you please let me know.

Nono booboo, so shhhhh

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 02:58 | 1869168 Freddie
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Not exactly.  The Saudis and Israel are a lot closer than you know.   The Sunni Saudis bigger threat is the Shia Iranians. The US TV networks have a lot of Al Waleed (Saudi royal) money backing them.  All of them except maybe Viacom/CBS/VH1/Sumner Redstone but he has deals with them.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 09:00 | 1869398 Seer
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"Solutions" are permanent.  I'm not seeing how anyone is going to be able to attain such lofty positions (with the possible exception of death, which, some would say isn't permanent, but that's a whole nuther ball of wax).

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 03:52 | 1869200 awkward squad
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The Jews, however, being our Parent-Faith, are just that bit older in sin than the rest of us. Unlike all other religions, Judaism fully understands and accepts the fact that there is NO God.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 09:04 | 1869405 Seer
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Hm... I thought that it all started from paganism.  Worshiping the "Sun" got morphed into worshiping the "Son."  Let this be a lesson to all: learn to fucking spell-check before publishing shit!

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 13:19 | 1870115 DaveyJones
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The pagans had their points. Don't fuck with mother nature, you're just a minor player. Don't kill the honeybees - they pollinate your food, etc... 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:30 | 1868798 surf0766
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teachers are greedy too

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:19 | 1868925 traderjoe
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What?

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:38 | 1868973 surf0766
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They are greedy. Just like everyone else. That is why they strike. To get more. More pay , more bennies, etc.

Isn't that greed? Greed at the expense of the tax base, whether the tax base can handle it or not...

Just like every other profession. Greed is not limited to only certain professions.

 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:36 | 1869074 Flakmeister
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I see... there is good greed and there is bad greed....

Good greed is when a PE guy loots a company and gets taxed at 15% and bad greed is when a group of people making 1/100,000 as much and being taxed at 28% get together and ask for something....

Much clearer when framed this way....

 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:47 | 1869091 trav7777
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false dilemma

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 09:00 | 1869399 Flakmeister
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Thx, I thought there was a reason why that was logically inconsistent ;-)

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 09:26 | 1869441 nmewn
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Greed is, when a public sector employee (on average) makes more in salary and benefits than a private sector employee yet still demands a raise.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 03:52 | 1869202 awkward squad
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OK, so Jews and Teachers....

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 09:08 | 1869412 Seer
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Not looking good for Jesus Christ then... (yeah, he was a "carpenter," but did he have time to build stuff? seems he was more busy teaching than hammering)

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 13:08 | 1870148 DaveyJones
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so rabbis are the worst? I love this jews control the world shit. Brilliant reverse psychop with Hitler and the Inquisition. Remind me to gas myself for leverage. And yes, they're not the biggest pool of victims in human history but that's a far cry from proving the opposite. A lot of em are bankers, a lot of em are doctors, a lot of em are stand up comedians. I hear some actually played basketball in New York at the turn of the century. See the pattern? Spooky isn't it.  

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 21:36 | 1871400 awkward squad
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"Remind me to gas myself for leverage"

I love this "Jews were gassed shit". Davey, you can't believe EVERYTHING that comes out of Hollywood, comfortable through it may be to do so.

The Jews comprise the wealthiest, most privilaged minority in the western World and yet have somehow acquired the mantle of its biggest pool of victims....

Spooky, isn't it?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:30 | 1868799 Blagio
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I think he sugar coats his message to much.  Can he be a bit more colorful?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:33 | 1868808 NZ Watcher
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koY6kXhQDQo

I love this guy - he should be running this "New World Order"

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:34 | 1868810 acompletedouche
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Chaos shmaos...

ES up another 10 this evening,it's all bullish....

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:35 | 1868812 stevegee58
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My new phrase of the week: "wanker banker"

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:35 | 1868814 Frankie Carbone
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"These fuckshyte bankers..."

 

"Ahh, piss off sir, I'm going for a pint". 

 

I'd buy him a pint in a heartbeat. I love this guy!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:36 | 1868819 navy62802
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Greed. Greed. And more fucking greed. I think the gentleman sums it all up very well here. Too bad more people aren't as aware as he is. Here in the US, most people are absolutely ignorant of the fact that they're being raped financially. Eventually, they'll wake up. But by then it'll be too late. To continue the metaphor, they'll wake up on life support in the hospital before they even know what happened.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:43 | 1868826 chump666
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He is 100% about Wall Street, hahahahaha you can see it in the current trades, HFTs create a support and then some idiot/s whacks down a long pos...but we got another major Wall Street meltdown coming, classic..."Fuck Shites!" hahahaha

"Greedy f*ckers" hahahaha. oh man, the Irish, good stuff!

Don't worry...they are f*cking done this time (Wall Street).  We are c-hair away from the biggest economic meltdown in history.

nothing will stop it

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 02:25 | 1869136 Advoc8tr
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I beg to differ ... I'd say we are bee's dick away or maybe a fly shit at a stretch ..... but definitely much closer than a c-hair.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:41 | 1868827 CombustibleAssets
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Wow that was vivid...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:43 | 1868830 manodedios
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at least he was kind enough to call him sir!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:48 | 1868839 mynhair
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Dam accent, listened 3 times, and still don't know.

Did he say fucko-wanking bankers, or fucking wanker bankers?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:46 | 1868840 fnordfnordfnord
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I was expecting an outspoken Irishman.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:46 | 1868841 Stuck on Zero
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C'mon dudes.  Lets have a Wall Street Limerick.  I'll start it off:

 

There once was a laddie from Goldman Sachs

on whom we should not turn our backs

...

 

 

 

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:52 | 1868858 mynhair
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cuz once you turn around,

the reach arounds abound...

and you never go back to blacks.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:15 | 1869046 Ferretous
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The fuckshites at Goldman Sachs

On whom we should not turn our backs

They empty exchequers

Those dodgy feckers

And you and I pay higher tax

 

 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 04:00 | 1869204 NoClueSneaker
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laddie sung 'bout light at the end of the tunnel

selling shit for the money we owe to funnel

so we helped the wonder of Goldman Sux

and chained Lloydie on the tracks

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:46 | 1868843 Bob
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I love that guy!  He seems to have mellowed a bit, though. 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 06:50 | 1869265 CPL
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You heard the man, he's got a pint waiting.

 

 

After a couple of cups, then ask the same question again.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:49 | 1868851 CactusLand
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"The Scotch have their whiskey and the Welsh have their steed but their poets are paid about ten pence a week, for never a word against England they speak, or Lord what prize is the ocean."  If the music isn't in your head, you are a wanker....

God fucked us on a lotta things, but at least he gave us the water....

and by the way, Happy birthday to that Russian all Irishman love, Fyodor Mikhaylovich Dostoyevsky, down deep he was one of us

http://www.thecactusland.com/

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:58 | 1868873 Alea Iactaest
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Whisky

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 03:57 | 1869198 caerus
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bravo, sir

"the light music of whiskey falling into a glass - an agreeable interlude."

- james joyce

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 04:26 | 1869218 caerus
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  •  
      WHEN you are old and grey and full of sleep,
      And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
      And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
      Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;
       
      How many loved your moments of glad grace,
      And loved your beauty with love false or true,
      But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you,
      And loved the sorrows of your changing face;
       
      And bending down beside the glowing bars,
      Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled
      And paced upon the mountains overhead
      And hid his face amid a crowd of stars.

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:50 | 1868856 medicalstudent
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fuckshites!

 

that is the pinnacle.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:51 | 1868859 Banksters
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Greed Greed and MORE FUCKING GREED

BITCHEZZZZZ

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:53 | 1868863 Spastica Rex
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Éire, FTW.

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:53 | 1868864 Falcon15
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Ah, piss off, sir. I'm goin' for a fuckin' pint.

I AM SO USING THIS!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:54 | 1868868 Fozzy Slippers
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I bought more ammo today. 30-06 on sale at Dick's Sporting goods. $14.99 a box.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:59 | 1868875 Ganja Jane
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"Piss off, sir, I'm going for a pint."

 

Can I get an up button for HIM?

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:05 | 1868887 gwar5
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Did he say limerick?


There once was a man named Corzine

Stole money but never did any time

He's such a mooch

He screwed your pooch

And never thought twice about mine.

 

It'sfuckin'chaos!

 

 

 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:06 | 1868891 GiantVampireSqu...
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Can't get enough of this guy!

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:09 | 1868901 blindman
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"piss off."
John Lennon- "Luck of the Irish"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVp7lkH10Gc

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:10 | 1868904 Sequitur
Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:46 | 1868987 IQ 101
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11/11/11 Euro kaput comrads!

 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 07:58 | 1869306 my puppy for prez
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I noticed the date, too.....should be an interesting day.  Let's see:

  • False flag, anyone?
  • Or maybe a market crash would "fit the bill"?
  • No...we will find out that Obama was a "preferred client" at Penn State!
Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:28 | 1868948 AldoHux_IV
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"These fuck shiites" and in response to a question about having a limmerick "fuck taht, I don't have time for taht, I'm going to get a pint" are two great lines from a man who only seems to get wiser and truthier each time he's interviewed-- God bless him.

After the past few weeks of shit, a laugh most desperately needed.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:31 | 1868955 Citizen Ken
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There once was a guy from the City
Whose deals were all rather shitty
Off clients he'd rip faces
and shit on the traces
All 'cause his dick was real bitty

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:37 | 1868970 LookingWithAmazement
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The US economy is performing better than expected. Where's that collapse? That end of the American dream?

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:43 | 1869084 UP Forester
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Who's in charge?  Who's driving the bus?  Where's the zoo?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhxw_vwe3IQ

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 20:34 | 1872733 blindman
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" the zoo is being run from the anaconda cage. " earl caldwell

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