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The Irishman Is Back, And Shares His Views On Wall Street: "Total Fucking Chaos"
About a year ago, a rather outspoken Irishman told the world what he thinks about what then seemed like a groundbreaking event (and is now a daily occurence): the Irish bailout. A year later, the Financial News has caught up with the same gentleman, and we are delighted to share his latest somewhat politically incorrect thoughts on all aspects Wall Street, with our readers. The language in the video may resemble that encountered at a trading desk a little too vividly - you have been warned.
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There once was a bad CDS
Whose notional was a real mess
Naked thirty times over
Someone's in clover
Everyone else can kiss his ass
Hey, this is fun.
Fuckshytes is my new favorite word.
It's Fooookshytes, it is.
there once was a foul "jew" named cramer
whose station ran a kosher "disclaimer"
by the time I was done
his daughters were hung
and his whore wife was set on a flamer.
cramer lives at 39 Hillcrest Ave Summit, NJ 07901 for people who would like to send fanmail or make a pilgramage to say thank you.
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=39+Hillcrest+Ave,+Summit,+NJ+07901,+USA&sa=X&oi=map&ct=title
http://www.zillow.com/search/Search.htm?addrstrthood=39+HILLCREST+aVE&citystatezip=07901&GOButton=GO
http://www.zillow.com/HomeDetails.htm?zprop=40063974
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Cramer
http://www.veromi.net/Summary.asp?fn=james&mn=&ln=cramer&dobmm=&dobdd=&doby=&city=summit&state=NJ&age=&vw=&Search=&Input=&x=43&y=20
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This dude sounds like my wife in the morning after the kids have kept her up all night between feedings, bad dreams, and just generally never sleeping through a night. Simply remove banker and insert any one of three kid's names, and that's it. I sleep like a rock, so it really doesn't bother me that much. Oh well.
So the Euro is finished, are bank losses covered by insurance to be paid by who, CDS whirlpool to begin NOW?
There once was a wanker banker fuckshyte
Whose market was hid from the light
He did all his stealing
in the guise of fair dealing
So he'd win at the BSD cockfight
Can someone explain to me why the cops did this? I can't figure it out. A friend of ours (Miles Kendig) sent me this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVkC7kRFV8c&feature=player_embedded
Weren't the cops backed into the wall by the protesters? I thought I heard someone taking about it earlier today.
I guess there's nothing more dangerous than a fat, cornered pig with a billy-club, helmet, face-shield, bullet-proof vest and a 100 lb weight advantage, is there?
@MsCreant,...Imagine what it's like when they know the cameras are not on.
Because we live in a police state that's why. I can guarrantee you that it would be,and probably will be st some time , worse than that if there weren't people watching and recording. It won't be long before they don't give a shite whose recording.
Definitely staged. He sorta looks like Robin Williams doing an impression of an Irishman. Anyway, does he do children's parties?
3rd grade stuff.
Thank you all Vets!!!!
I just wish there were more in the US that understood at the third grade level
And this interview was the clean censored version.
gotta love a brogue! (sp?)
When your MBS goes in the toilet
Your underwear, try not to soil it
Turns out the home buyers
Were all NINJA liars
Too bad reality spoiled it
If he can only elaborate...
what does he really mean?
People get it. Don't underestimate them. Listen to what the constituents are telling the Congressman while he spins.
http://lezgetreal.com/2011/11/joe-walsh-loses-temper-with-constituent-an...
Vote down!
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-financial-cancer-our-financial-...
The above is a great article by Charles Hughes Smith where he states the primary factor in the fraud is bank leveraging. Can somebody please explain to me how the leverage fraud works? I understand the basics but how do banks leverage, do they borrow money from somewhere or are they allowed to invent it themselves? For example does a bank have a few crappy greek bonds, then say we can leverage up to x20 based upon crap?
This 45 minute cartoon, Money as Debt, does a good job of answering your question. It goes through the story and the math.
Takes a minute or so to start.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2550156453790090544
Beware when Private Equity calls
Protect your dick and your balls
For your company is fated
To be emasculated
And the employees hung from the walls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VJ4Z89UYVs
"Hear the drum pounding out of time
Another protester has crossed the line (Hey!)
To find, the money's on the other side
Can I get another Amen? (Amen!)
There's a flag wrapped around a score of men (Hey!)
A gag, a plastic bag on a monument
There once was an HFT algorithm
Whose electrons spurted like jism
Stealing your pennies
And robbing your bennies
Leading to a total market schism
I love it.
These "FUCK Shites"
These "Greedy FOCKERS"
"Greed, Greed, and more FOCKING Greed"
This man should be the King of Zerohedge.
All hail the King!
The jews of cnbc
think nothing of you and of me
they plot, plan, and lie
without an obvious reason why (unless you read the talMUD)
to steal every ounce of labor, savings, inheritance in exchange for worthless paper.
109 countries CANNOT have all been wrong.
http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/expelled.htm
Hitler was right.
But oddly enough, we better hope the Rothschildes have something up their sleeve that will lay the smackdown on the World's clamouring brown people. If the Jews give up their control over the World, we all (whites) sink with them. Therein lies my only hope; for I don't believe the white, ashkenazi zionist Jews will give it all up that easily. Let's hope not for our own sakes. Let's hope the Jews can manage to engineer things so the browns are returned, once again, to their rightful place, with their fucking eyes DOWNCASTE!
Hmm, I learned from Max Keiser on the Alex Jones show that you can buy unhatched crabs and lice eggs online. Perfect for disseminating on TSA-gropers, stockbrokers, media personalities et al.
http://crabrevenge.com/
A new hero for us minions!
Nice to see a sequel. That reminds me, anyone heard from Wall Street Pro lately?
Here's a reminder: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/much-deserved-blast-past
I'd like to drink a pint with him.
iI cleared thundreds of millions of dollars of trades, daily. As a back office grub. The system is laughably exploitable.
Spot on, this dude had nailed the bollox to the wall, fair and square.
OT - but not too far...
As the Irish man says, in regards to bonuses, greed greed and more &*(^*% greed.
Well, sometimes wall street / corporations try to take those bonuses back...from even their low level employees I read this today and couldn't believe it, but i shouldn't be shocked...
Zynga wants their stock back from their employees - or they are fired! lol. You cant make this crap up - renege on stock handed out at start up? WTF?
"Citing industry sources, The Wall Street Journal reported today that Zynga CEO Mark Pincus, along with his top executives, decided last year as they were preparing for an initial public offering (IPO) that they had given out too much stock to employees. But rather than accept that reality, the executives reportedly tried a different tactic: demand employees give back not-yet-vested stock or face termination."
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13506_3-57322150-17/zynga-to-employees-give-ba...
duhaa duhaa ... he said "pincus"...duhaa...duhaa
Well, I never! Such language is inexcusable. One is judged by the words they use, a proper vernacular is critical to establishing creditability....ah, fuck this shit. Let some other asshole be a word Nazi...a pint does indeed sound good about now.
the equity markets are a joke...short goog for a quick trade to the sma 200 at 560ish...or don't i guess
edit: seriously though...do it
edit edit: upon further inspection i suspect 540..carry on...
Boring.
The real issue is how these banks became too big to fail in the first place. Without implicit gov backing, think Dexia, these banks would not have the size of exposure that threaten the gov's that gave them the guarentee's in the first place. All we need is for Mr. Market to be unleashed, and the problem will take care of itself. It's just that simple:)
i am now quite confident about the goog short...good luck guys...
in case anyone still trades...short goog...
fuckshite - like a gobshite, but worse.
Fuckshites!
overhead the albatross... short goog to 560 at least
floyd
night guys!
Nigel Farage was great ! This Irish fuck is a OWS idiot ! Michael Moore should hook up with him and drag him to some of his protests ! Monedas 2011 Comedy Jihad: Socialism always gets a pass with these dumb, populist fucks !
Nice video
I love blunt in your face truth.Then I like to scope out the area for the ones with the deer in the headlight look for laughs.
Cheers and good day
This guy is channeling my father.
funny as france call S&p as comical after the dowgrade
http://capital3x.com/think-tank/hilarity-ensues-as-france-responds-to-sp/
When has wall street NOT been total chaos?
'The language may resemble a trading desk'
Really, as a 100% Irishman I can tell you that that's everyday conversation. I'm surprised a few 'cunts' weren't dropped in there.
I feel like I am back in Southie ;)
(It's a Boston thing...)
Good weekends to all.
whats a fuckshite?
The cum-dripped turd on the tip of a dick after a dirty ass-fucking.
/You're welcome
Yep , the end gives it away ! STAGED (but true nonetheless !)
Bitchez is sooo 2010. Now it´s fuckshite.
I was warned.
What a waste of human resources.
I regret reading/hearing the profanity and the"lowering" of the "dialectic".
Zerohedge - can be/should be/is - better than this.
Yeah, rage has no place in this conversation. Best not to get angry, there is nothing about our situation that calls for anger. Anger only happens when there is a threat or something. Wouldn't want to act like we were responding to a threat--->you fuckshite.
I was warned.
What a waste of human resources.
I regret reading/hearing the profanity and the"lowering" of the "dialectic".
Zerohedge - can be/should be/is - better than this.
Newly coined WFB!!!! I love it!!! Wankin' F'n Bankers:)
Who said this was 'political incorrectness'? It was political 'incorrectness' that got us into this mess in the first fucking place
"Piss off sir I am going for a pint." TGIF!!
she may have a 'big' ass.......but I'll bet she can suck a golfball thru a garden hose........
It comes in pints?