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Israel Puts Global Facilities On High Alert Following Warning Of Rising Iran Strike Threat

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While the world rejoices in the aftermath of the enjoyable diversion in which a fake market surges on fake, politically-motivated data, which incidentally refutes the warning voiced last week by the Fed Chairman who has a far better grasp of the economy than the BLS, warned last week, the confluence of real events continues to indicate that something is brewing in the middle east. Only this time it is not the US adding another aircraft carrier to the three already situated by the Straits of Hormuz. This time the smoke and fire come from Israel. ABC reports that "Israeli facilities in North America -- and around the world -- are on high alert, according to an internal security document obtained by ABC News that predicted the threat from Iran against Jewish targets will increase. "We predict that the threat on our sites around the world will increase … on both our guarded sites and 'soft' sites," stated a letter circulated by the head of security for the Consul General for the Mid-Atlantic States. Guarded sites refers to government facilities like embassies and consulates, while 'soft sites' means Jewish synagogues, and schools, as well as community centers like the one hit by a terrorist bombing in Buenos Aires in 1994 that killed 85 people." Hopefully the head of security's prediction track record is better than that of the CBO, and that the very act of prediction does not in effect "make it so." At least courtesy of this latest escalation by Israel we get a clue of what to focus on, if not so much who the actual aggressors will be. In the meantime, Iran, which has been dealing with hyperinflation for weeks now, and likely has bigger problems to worry about than focusing on "soft sites" will naturally sense this escalation as the provocation it may well be meant to be, respond in kind, which will lead to further responses of definite attacks imminent by Iran's adversaries, and so on, and so forth, until finally the dam wall finally cracks.

Regarding who may be attacked, ABC had this to say:

The head of Shin Bet, Israel's internal security service, told an audience at a closed forum in Tel Aviv recently that Iran is trying to hit Israeli targets because of what it believes are Israeli attacks on it nuclear scientists. Yoram Cohen said that Iran's Revolutionary Guard, the same militant wing of the government linked to the recent alleged plot against the Saudi ambassador to the U.S., is working tirelessly to attack Israeli and Jewish targets abroad in order to deter Israel.

And just how is attacking Jewish targets abroad detering Israel? Oh wait, the assumption is that Iran is completely irrational and willing to provoke anyone for the sake of converting itself into one big lake of glass. Or so the public should believe. Got it.

Naturally, the 'response' is already in play.

Local and regional law enforcement and intelligence officials in U.S. and Canadian cities, including New York, Los Angeles, Philadelphia, and Toronto have been monitoring the situation closely for several weeks, and have stepped up patrols at Israeli government locations and Jewish cultural and religious institutions. They have issued awareness bulletins reminding officers to stay vigilant.

 

Federal officials in those cities told ABC News that they have also increased their efforts to watch for any threat stream pointing to an imminent attack on either Israeli facilities, Jewish cultural or religious institutions or other "soft targets."

 

"When there is posturing like this, we always pay extra attention to any threat streams," one federal official said.

 

"The thwarted assassination plot of a Saudi official in Washington, D.C., a couple of months ago was an important data point," added the official, "in that it showed at least parts of the Iranian establishment were aware of the intended event and were not concerned about inevitable collateral damage to U.S. citizens had they carried out an assassination plot on American soil."

 

"That was an eye opener, showing that they did not care about any collateral damage," the federal official said.

 

After the disruption of the alleged plot, regional intelligence centers issued bulletins similar to the recent Israeli warning.

Here is what has to be accepted as fact for the narrative to work:

"In the past few weeks, there has been an escalation in threats against Israeli and Jewish targets around the world," one regional document noted. "Open source has reported many demonstrations against Israel are expected to be concentrated on Israeli embassies and consulates. Such demonstrations have occurred internationally as well as domestically. These demonstrations could potentially turn violent at local synagogues, restaurants, the Israeli Embassy and other Israeli sites. … Law enforcement should be vigilant when making periodic checks at all Jewish facilities.

Once that is engrained in the public conscience, the letter's climax become a foregone conclusion:

"In conclusion, we operate according to the information that Iran and Hezbollah are working hard and with great intensity to release a 'quality' attack against Israeli/Jewish sites around the world."

We've seen this play by play many times before and frankly at this point the posturing is getting just silly. What we do want to find out, however, is how will Russia get involved in all of this. Because if recent actions are any precedent, we fully expect Putin to send an aircraft carrier, purely symbolically, in the Arabian Sea himself, just to indicate that any invasion, pardon, liberation, of Iran crude, will first have to go through him. And not to mention China... or India.

Finally, because some have expressed curiosity why the USS Enterprise, the oldest aircraft carrier in the US Navy, will be the 3rd "supporting" carrier in the Straits area, when it is due for decommissioning next year, here is one video with a theory, whether correct or incorrect, on why events may be transpiring the way they are.

 


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Fri, 02/03/2012 - 17:45 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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USA!  USA!!  USA!!!

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 17:48 | Link to Comment MarketTruth
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False flag event in 3....2.....1....

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 17:51 | Link to Comment maxmad
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Oh wait, that was NFP this moring!  Already happened!

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 17:52 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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A reverse false flag

lol

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:01 | Link to Comment GOSPLAN HERO
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Oil to $150?

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:06 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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That will happen over the next few months without a trigger, due to lax monetary policy and supply constraints.

A trigger puts the price in the $250-$300 range.

The price is slipping due to production loss and fiat devaluation.  The curve is more than constant, it is moving towards parabolic.  Pull the trigger and it lights the fuse.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:35 | Link to Comment Spirit Of Truth
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What's supply and demand got to do with it?

Well....the world might soon find out:

http://thespiritoftruth.blogspot.com/2012/02/is-armageddon-at-hand.html

The mass "deflation" the world is facing is an implosion of false hope and faith in Mammon IMHO.

As for "false flags", stop kidding yourself: 

http://thespiritoftruth.blogspot.com/2010/09/russia-was-behind-911.html

As for the U.S.S. Enterprise, note it's role in "Operation Praying Mantis": 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Praying_Mantis

Sometimes history rhymes.

Minus away, cowards...

 

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:37 | Link to Comment resurger
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FYI

1- 5 Mossad officers who were cheering for the collapse of 911

2- 4000 Isralies did not go there

3-

ODIGO founded by Avnah and Maskeet Ronin former operatives in Aman, they negotiated a deal with cobe alexxander 3 month before 911

4-

Nano – thermite was the in the dust of 911 towers

 

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:51 | Link to Comment MillionDollarBonus_
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Terrorism is going to be one of the major issues in 2012, but nobody wants to face up to it. America needs to understand that terrorism, both domestic and external, is a real threat to our way of life. We can't just rely on our military for protection, we also need strong surveillance networks at home, and rewards for routing out potential domestic terrorists.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:58 | Link to Comment Nobody special
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Me thinks the true instigator here is Israel, not Iran.

As for routing out domestic terrorists, I don't think those in the White House and heading the world's banks would appreciate your suggestion MDB. They're happy where they are.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:27 | Link to Comment trav7777
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NO.  It is IRAN.

In Iran, cars next to scientists just happen to blow up all the time.  They probably imported chinese gasoline or were made in Russia. 

And our law enforcement needs to guard all the jewish shit it possibly can.  We cannot stand idly by while an aggressive state with nuclear weapons conducts itself belligerently in the middle east.  We must not only encourage but SUPPORT that state and get our people out to lay across puddles in the road so jewish shoes don't risk getting wet.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:43 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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I've just received this video from my inside sources purporting to show "the state of play with the secret peace negotiations." i wish to emphasize the word PURPORT here people--as i can neither confirm nor deny whether the video is in fact authentic (though those sure do like 'mericans to me!) Apparently a viscious rumor was being spread that i was "the winking guy who started it all"--something i can neither confirm nor deny of course (;>). Apparently the Swiss moderators arrived just in time to order us all under arrest....

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 22:15 | Link to Comment spiral_eyes
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Can anyone honestly say in light of all this that gold is not going to the moon and up?

http://azizonomics.com/2012/02/03/where-gold-is-going/ 

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 22:48 | Link to Comment lincolnsteffens
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Ye of little imagination. Think big. Gold is headed for Pluto ( maybe only Youranus ) and beyond.

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 01:53 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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More of this bull-shit till the Ides of March appear. Till then, sure... we will have this kind of rumor mongering a-plenty.

Closer to home and much more real is what is happening at San Onofre. Perhaps the Tyler's can do a story to bring it up in the general consciousness?

/san-onofre-33rd-parallel-4th-7th-feb-window-out-on-a-limb/

Very "loaded" time.

ori

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 03:40 | Link to Comment Michael
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I just pray if Israel attacks Iran first, Iran and the Muslim countries wipes Israel off the face of the map so I, as a US citizen, no longer have to pay Israel foreign aid taxes anymore.

P.S.

Terrorism is a tactic. You can't win a war against a tactic.

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 04:27 | Link to Comment Michael
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The Main Stream Media's Jewel of Deception Exposed by Dr Ronald Earnest Paul starting at about 7:00 in this national cable news show aired on CNN today.

Listen especially at 8:05 for the show stopper.

Ron Paul Interview On Piers Morgan Part Two 02/03/12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqPmTYUEby4&feature=player_embedded#!

I remember hijacking thread after thread many months ago with thousand comment discussions on a single thread on this very subject on ZH.

Wonder if Dr Paul reads ZH?

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 04:35 | Link to Comment Michael
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750 military bases in 130 countries.

Is the United States of America that Evil that it needs that much protection?

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 10:13 | Link to Comment WonderDawg
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Piers Morgan is a cock sucker. If I saw him in person, I might punch him in the throat. Every time RP was making a point, he cut him off or went to commercial. Typical MSM bullshit. When someone tells the truth, interrupt or cut away. Cock sucker.

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 04:52 | Link to Comment jeff montanye
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great great stuff.  how radical to hear an american politician say preemptive war is unwise, impractical and illegal!  that we are not the world's policeman required through all time to side with israel in all its combat with its neighbors whatever the circumstances.  of course the mainstream must call him crazy. 

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 05:50 | Link to Comment Michael
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What A Long Strange Trip It Has Been.

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 05:58 | Link to Comment Michael
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Dr Ron Paul said;

"...that we are not the world's policeman required through all time to side with Israel in all its combat with its neighbors whatever the circumstances."

I just hope we all accept that understanding or else.

 

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 09:23 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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sorry...forgot to reveal "the secret video." here it is:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1vsmpGfB9Q&feature=player_detailpage
i had no idea the Iranians were such heavy drinkers!

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 19:01 | Link to Comment knightowl77
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Our Gov't is more of a threat to us than terrorists.....I fear McCain, Graham, Obama, and Holder more and more everyday....Terrorists less and less

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:31 | Link to Comment Tuco Benedicto ...
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Exactly right.  The odds of your dying from a bee sting or from a popping champagne cork are greater than dying from terrorism in the U. S.  That said, you can bet the alphabet soup tyrants comprised of former Americans in WDC will do their best to lower those odds over the months and years.

 

"If you see tryanny, say something!"

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:27 | Link to Comment Tuco Benedicto ...
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Did you now that even East Germany with all its tyranny did not set up internal roadside check points which the TSA is now rolling out!  You might carefully consder which side you want to be on in the future.  There are 25,000,000 vets in the U. S. and some may not like you!!!!!!!

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:48 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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you know people used this song all the time under "W"...but it seems more appropos now as "on the brink of peace World War III erupts."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Wwa-kXmSb30
As the Arabs say so well "tis God's will."

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 22:51 | Link to Comment lincolnsteffens
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TSA is a jobs program that is far more annoying than welfare. This is the government's idea of creating jobs at your expense.

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 12:16 | Link to Comment roadhazard
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And $54 Bil. for Homeland Security creates a lot of jobs, and suspects they might talk in to being Perps.

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 02:27 | Link to Comment Last_2_Sense
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I dont know about the rest of you but i'm never quite sure if I should give MDB a point up because I like the sarcasm, or a point down so that the huge red number drives home the absurdity of his post. Conundrum  

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 04:23 | Link to Comment Element
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I have a theory, that MDB is really Cog Dis ... creating ... cog-dis ...

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 09:37 | Link to Comment nick howdy
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Well..It doesn't get anymore Hitler Youth then this..

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 13:54 | Link to Comment C_Monster
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That's exactly what Adolf Hitler did. The Nazis burned down the Reichstag and blamed it on Russian Jewish terrorists. They then took away much of the peoples rights (especially privacy rights) and set up a surveillance aka "big brother" society in the name of security. They then rewarded people who ratted out other citizens who may be "domestic terrorists". So, MDB, in your own words you would like to see Amerika turn into Nazi Germany. What a great idea! Surely nothing could go wrong with that ideology!

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 20:31 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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Silver has been known to be a great natural antibiotic for years and much better than synthetics because it doesn't kill the good bacteria. Cooidal silver is carried by a lot of backpackers and explorers types for its healing powers. Not surprised it may have even more benefits

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 20:59 | Link to Comment Marco
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Putting nanomaterials with almost no mechanisms for expulsion into your body is kind of a bad idea ... they will accumulate. Gold probably won't do much but silver is a catalyst for a lot of reactions so I'd be hesitant at filling my cells with the stuff, also it can make you look like a smurf.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:25 | Link to Comment Tuco Benedicto ...
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Government studies have also concluded that consuming silver causes rapid weight gain!

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:31 | Link to Comment serog
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What if I just cuddle with it?

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 22:16 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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is that like "silver spooning"?

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 22:07 | Link to Comment pods
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Those are silver ions that cause argyria, NOT colloidal silver.  A common misconception.  Proper atomic colloidal silver does NOT bio-accumulate and is a potent antibiotic.  Improperly generated silver through crude generators will generate significant amounts of ions, which will precipitate when it comes in contact with the gabillions of chloride ions in the human body.

Colloidal silver is suspended (thus the colloid) atomic silver particles.

Have taken it for years as a prophylaxis, with no negative effects.  It has been used topically for years in burn wrappings as well.

To each his own, but at least get your information correct.

pods 

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 22:07 | Link to Comment john39
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the smurf man was a psyop to scare the sheep away from colloidal silver.    big pharma is a scam.  they create the disease, they sell you drugs that cover symptoms and more drugs to deal with side effects...  just another layer of control.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 22:19 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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So does the BLUE MAN GROUP have all their wealth invested with Sprott?

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 11:19 | Link to Comment sensei
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It's definitely a real  occurrence.  It happened to my neighbor.  She didn't turn blue though - just gray.  She seriously looks like a walking corpse.  Very scary looking.

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 12:36 | Link to Comment apoorboy
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Probably just a zombie.

 

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 08:59 | Link to Comment Marco
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The particles are small enough to bypass cell walls and nothing binds to them ... how exactly do you suppose the body gets rid of it? I guess you could argue that simple diffusion means it won't accumulate, but that's a tad slow.

BTW, humans are generally speaking biotic ...

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 02:36 | Link to Comment silverbullion
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I am a firm supporter of silver and a self-proclaimed silver bug, but the safety and effectiveness of Colloidal Silver has not been scientifically proven. Needless to say, I will only advocate its use and use it myself when it has been scientifically proven to be safe and effective. I don't want to be responsible for people causing harm to themselves based on my advice or support of Colloidal Silver.

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 11:33 | Link to Comment juangrande
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And it kills werewolves... which is nice

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 20:35 | Link to Comment Biosci
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I think it doesn't.  The study ref'd is a "perspective" (i.e. non-peer-reviewed) piece in a bottom-tier journal, that makes passing reference to a weak research study published in 2008 in another bottom-tier journal called "Metal Based Drugs."  What are the odds of getting your Ag study published in Metal Based Drugs?

But likely none of this will sway you, so fire away.

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 02:59 | Link to Comment dogismyth
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that's old news dude. 

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:51 | Link to Comment Spirit Of Truth
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5- A massive Russian nuclear war-fighting air drill in the Arctic Circle that started on 9/10/01, the largest such exercise up to that time since the seeming collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991, diverted NORAD's attention and monitoring to Canadian airspace and the Arctic just in time for the hijacked airline attacks on 9/11 in the U.S.  This diversionary event also drew U.S. air defense warplanes into Alaska and Canada such that they were unavailable when needed on 9/11 to intercept hijacked jetliners striking U.S. targets:

http://thespiritoftruth.blogspot.com/2010/09/russia-was-behind-911.html

Hey....but why let the truth interfere with your foolish anti-American, anti-Israeli inclinations that have been intentionally stoked to open the way for World War Three, the destruction of Western Civilization and Russia's domination of the world in the name of "god"?:

http://thespiritoftruth.blogspot.com/2009/11/fall-of-berlin-wall-rise-of...

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:57 | Link to Comment forexskin
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'Spirit Of Truth Ministry'

Now you message works fine.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 19:07 | Link to Comment Spirit Of Truth
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Really? Am I forcing my opinions on this world?  To the contrary.  Tis the 'Evil One' forcing his opinions upon this world:

http://thespiritoftruth.blogspot.com/2011/01/historical-epiphany-russias-lying-to.html

Unfortunately, I'm surrounded by a wholly delusional, utterly cowardly populace apparently intent on self-destruction.  

http://thespiritoftruth.blogspot.com/2011/02/why-do-you-fail-to-heed-me....

Hence, our world is toast, and everyone ultimately has no one to blame but themselves.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 19:25 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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"Hence, our world is toast, and everyone ultimately has no one to blame but themselves."

Yep, I read that around here somewhere, let's see, yep: "On a long-enough timeline..."

- Ned

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 00:23 | Link to Comment MobBarley
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Allow me to impart as to what spirit of which truth thou art:

For thou sayeth thou art of the Lord of Hosts, when Lucifer thou doth serveth.

The world was toast upon the revelation of John the Divine.

Blame lieth only with you, whom choose to be the devil incarnate.

A lake of fire we have reserved for you, of which you know well and doth tremble.

The whore which rideth upon the beast, drunk on fornication and the blood

of the innocent, her name is Israel, and the beast which thou hast seen

with seven heads and ten horns, this is the European union, and NATO.

 

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 04:38 | Link to Comment Element
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Dat's it, I'm's a gonna church in da mournin!  They make so much sense when they reads that bookster stuff ... 10% tithe! ... phft! ... da evil ones on wall street charge maw!

I wannabe holia than thou bro!

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 19:10 | Link to Comment Matt
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Were the Russian excercises public knowledge, and if so, how far in advance?

Someone using real-life excercises as cover when launching an attack does not mean those carrying out the excercises knew about or supported the attack.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 19:26 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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Yep, that's why it is a chunk of steaming Bravo-Sierra. - Ned

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 22:20 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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So let me get this straight...

It's actually the Russians who are using some kind of mind telepathy to force the Jews into acting like a bunch of whiny a55holes... About IRAN (nonetheless)... Then have them (the Jews) create false flag events which are subsequently 'called out' by bloggers & thus mobilizes a confusing class divide whereby the Russians (in the middle of all this turmoil) use the moment of chaos to opportunistically nuke the entire planet back into the dark ages & set up shop as the 3rd Roman Empire...

Makes sense to me!

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 20:53 | Link to Comment cranky-old-geezer
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This diversionary event also drew U.S. air defense warplanes into Alaska and Canada such that they were unavailable when needed on 9/11 to intercept hijacked jetliners striking U.S. targets:

No moron, they were ordered to stand down.

Spirit of Bullshit is what your miserable blog should be called.

It will be called that around here ...at least by me :)

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:54 | Link to Comment my puppy for prez
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And Mineta witnessed Cheney hissing at an aid that "the orders still stand....did I say otherwise?" in reference to the Pentagon.

Hmmm.....

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:22 | Link to Comment Tuco Benedicto ...
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Now I'm convinced!  Osama pulled off 9/11 from his high tech cave in Western Pakistan while hooked up to his kidney dialisis machine while suffering from MARFAN syndrome!  Mossad tried to stop 9/11 but were blocked by Iranian extremists.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:39 | Link to Comment Hman
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Is anyone buying the goverment bullshit!

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 00:37 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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50% of the US, if the Heritage Foundation is to be believed.

 

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 14:54 | Link to Comment Disenchanted
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watch it before it disappears...posted to youtube Feb. 1, 2012

 

final word on 9/11.wmv

http://youtu.be/cNGPFVOYmhg

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 13:40 | Link to Comment 4horse
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You Saw Something. Say Something

 

 

and keep saying it till IT is ffinally investigated

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 17:25 | Link to Comment frostfan
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4000 Israelis did not go there?

Breakdown of names and companies they worked for please.

I wonder how long I'll have to wait for that............

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:40 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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Long time subscriber...Dude has some really good stuff.

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 02:57 | Link to Comment dogismyth
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i grant you the title of biggest fool or shill...you decide because it doesn't matter to me.  You're a joke!

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:28 | Link to Comment Threeggg
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I agree Mr. Hendrix,

The "Only" reason for this war mongering is to save the dollar by increasing demand for the petrodollar through higher oil prices.

It's so obvious that an Israeli can do it !

 

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:32 | Link to Comment DeadFred
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Do the calcs on how much extra we're paying for oil because of these theatrics. Notice how they become more extreme when WTI drops below $100. Depending on where you put fair value in this oil glutted market ($80 maybe?) we are paying a least a billion a day extra on top of what the aircraft carriers are costing. Then there's the economic drag from high oil. I may be wrong (hope not) but I think this is all kabuki for elections, bankers profits and magaician's slight of hand so we don't keep track of real events. No attack. When WTI hits $105 short it hard. You know Goldman will.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 22:26 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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When WTI hits $105 short it hard

Howz about I just buy myself 3 ounces of silver and a couple of beers with the change & call it a day?

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:09 | Link to Comment a growing concern
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False false false flag?

 

I attack myself but make it look like you were attacking me and trying to make it look like I was attacking myself to make it look like you were attacking me.  Is that right?

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:16 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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I am Landru.

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 00:41 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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No no no. It's when you pretend to attack yourself so you "accidentally" attack your enemy, but instead inflict damage on yourself by friendly fire.

 

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 17:53 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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The BLS (Bureau of Laughable Bullshit) just came out and amended its prior U3 report, and has stated that they see an accretive 227,000 jobs gained for the month of January in the U.S. as a result of the just now high alert military status Israel has issued in response to what they have said are Iranian provocations/threats.

Today's earlier reported +244,000 new jobs in the U.S. is hereby amended to reflect an actual net job gain for the month of January, 2012 as +471,000.

That it all.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 17:57 | Link to Comment resurger
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Ernest Hemingway captures what is happening to the American Empire in one brief quote from his novel The Sun Also Rises:

"How did you go bankrupt?"

"Two ways, gradually and then suddenly"

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:07 | Link to Comment spartan117
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Sum of All Fears - Where's Jack Ryan when you need him?

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:33 | Link to Comment midtowng
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Iran is never, ever going to attack Israel unless it is attacked first.

No one believes this bs except for the warhawks.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:45 | Link to Comment akak
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No one believes this bs except for the warhawks.

Warvangelism, like its fundamentalist Christian antecedents, is nothing if not a faith-based religion.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 19:18 | Link to Comment Matt
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Supposedly, their scientists are being assassinated and their facilities are being bombed, at what point do they consider themselves to be under attack?

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 19:27 | Link to Comment cossack55
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All of their television receptors are being blocked from SuperBowl reception.  That would be an Operation Barbarossa sized event.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:32 | Link to Comment trav7777
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don't forget that we have also just collapsed their currency.  This hyperinflation isn't coming from nowhere.  The "world" has conspired, ok actually it is a lot of banks, suspiciously run by the same ethnic group bitching about how gd'd evil and dangerous and threatening they are, to no longer accept iranian currency for anything.

This is why nations need nuclear weapons so they don't have to put up with this shit.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 19:24 | Link to Comment karzai_luver
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Whtt would one call citizens being blown to bits in the street if not an attack?

 

I think Iran has every right to attack.

 

As for Bbernake, he and his cohorts have missed every call for decades, so his downbeat on the "ECONomy" may well be the best bottom call of the decade.

At least until the election.

 

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 00:43 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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Sure...and let's pretend that has nothing to do with the MIRV-wielding $800B gorilla in Israel's corner.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 19:29 | Link to Comment ChrisFromMorningside
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>>False flag event in 3....2.....1....

They already tried one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_alleged_Iran_assassination_plot

No one bought it. I don't think the majority of America even remembers it at this point. I think TBTP just said "who cares ..." and aren't even going to try and justify their attack in a diplomatic or legal sense this time around.

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 01:47 | Link to Comment Malachi Constant
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Zionists to massacre Jews so they can claim victimhood that will allow them to keep ripping the world off. To think, they have been pulling this off for the whole XX century.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 17:52 | Link to Comment Rudolf Havenstein
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It's ironic isn't it? All the Jews want is peace, and what do they get?

Anti semitism is everywhere! 

s/

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:02 | Link to Comment GOSPLAN HERO
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How does one join the Hebrew navy?

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:09 | Link to Comment RafterManFMJ
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How does one join the Hebrew navy?

 

Well for starters, instead of "Ahoy!" you shout "Oy!".  And you must always get seasick, and complain loudly about it.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:15 | Link to Comment Colombian Gringo
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Actually what a good zionist Israeli would do is provoke a war and them con the stupid goy to fight it on their behalf. 

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:42 | Link to Comment Beard of Zeus
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Unfortunately, they already do that.

 

Lots of dumb (or drugged) goyim out there.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:42 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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I know this one...Practice practice practice

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 05:05 | Link to Comment Tompooz
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"All the Jews want is peace"

spelled

..a piece of Syria, a piece of Lebanon, a piece of Palestine (ah no, all of Palestine) 

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 17:57 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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Hmmm, Jewish financials on full alert?  Well, that explains the extra pad lock on Goldman's doors.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:05 | Link to Comment johngaltfla
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If you haven't seen the video yet which the Israelis are expressing why they are freaking out, this 5 minute docudrama will make you understand the propaganda perspective of that tiny nation:

 

The Absolute Must See Video which will send a Chill Down your Spine

 

It is a final warning from the Israeli military, IMHO.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:25 | Link to Comment Ima anal sphincter
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Chilling, but the country and language are wrong. Innocents will be dieing in Iran, not Israel.

Can Iran launch a unfinished nuke power station?

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:33 | Link to Comment johngaltfla
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Odds are they have at least two functioning warheads already. Do you honestly think Abudl Khan delivered their program without some "samples" for them to have as insurance? The Pakistani government has never confirmed their inventory to the West to a point where it could be considered 100% secure.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 19:03 | Link to Comment blu
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Wow. Good point. Maybe I am a little worried now.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 19:27 | Link to Comment karzai_luver
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Yes, he honestly did. No warheads were sent.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 19:52 | Link to Comment ChrisFromMorningside
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That's the best argument you have? That's pure supposition. You want the U.S. to expend considerable resources to launch a war that will almost surely kill innocent people, based solely on supposition?

Even if the scenario you lay out were true, I see no direct threat to the U.S. Iran doesn't have the technology. As for a threat to Israel, I highly doubt Iran would ever pre-emptively nuke Israel. Iran knows that if it did so, the U.S. and Europe would wipe Tehran off the map with full backing from the U.N.

This is all about regional hegemony. Iran has proxy forces in Lebanon (Hezbollah) and Palestine (Hamas). Over the past three decades, Israel has recklessly invaded both Lebanon and Palestine on a semi-regular basis with impunity. That will be a much riskier venture if these countries now have a nuclear-backed regional power backing them. It's also about appeasing the Arab petro-kingdoms. They've been really hurt by the West's ongoing financial debacle. $300-a-barrel oil and control over the Straits of Hormuz is a way for the West to pay them back.

 

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:34 | Link to Comment trav7777
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it was good enough for a decade-long starvation regime on Iraq and an invasion and occupation, wasn't it?

It was just really CREATIVE supposition.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 22:43 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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the day OF 911, our then Secretary of Defense was quoted " I want you to see how to connect this to Iraq"

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 19:58 | Link to Comment xela2200
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johngaltfla --> Wrong forum for scare tactics. The sheep don't frequent this forum. Israel IS the aggressor and bully of the area.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 20:52 | Link to Comment RichardP
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Today, Iran's Supreme leader affirms that Iran has helped militant groups attack Israel before and will continue to do so.  Note that the Supreme leader said that Iran has helped others attack Israel ... not defend themselves against Israel.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/feb/03/khamenei-iran-help-confront-...

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:07 | Link to Comment Randall Cabot
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I guess you never heard of Hezbollah.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 20:10 | Link to Comment Randall Cabot
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Well then how do you stop them from getting nukes when they already have them???

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:16 | Link to Comment cranky-old-geezer
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Odds are they have at least two functioning warheads already

...blah blah blah blah ...

Take your bullshit to CNN, we're not buying it here.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:48 | Link to Comment LasVegasDave
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Can you dodge a bullet after its been fired?

It hasnt hit you yet, so what's the problem?

Oh, there now it has.

Terribly sorry.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 19:08 | Link to Comment Ima anal sphincter
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So much back-and-forth on this site. The majority sees Israel for what it truly is.

My opinion......(and I don't give a flying fuck if you like it or not).......Israel and its "controllers" are the most profound example of evil EVER!

I'd fight for Iran if I'm forced into this.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 19:30 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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anal sphincter:

"I'd fight for Iran if I'm forced into this."

yep, u'd fit right in.

- Ned

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 19:52 | Link to Comment Ima anal sphincter
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Ned, I'll take the hit. I got a chuckle out of that one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHp5GtcVAuI

Yep.....I'd fit right in. They look pretty normal to me.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 20:13 | Link to Comment Randall Cabot
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Iranian babes have nice kebobs.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:28 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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"They look pretty normal to me."

I'ma guessin that is why you are an anal sphincter.

But, what do I know?

- Ned

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 17:30 | Link to Comment frostfan
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If there is a place to recruit for the Iranian Revolutionary Guard in America, it would definitely be any article that talks about Israel in ZeroHedge.

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 01:36 | Link to Comment Hugh G Rection
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Mossad planned and orchestrated 9/11 you fucking twit. 

8 years ago I still had my head in my ass... USA USA USA, eat lead towel heads!!!  Problem is, truth has a way of spreading.  I think the zionist scumbags underestimated the internet BIG time.

Ya they control the media, and scared a few anchors with anthrax...but as long as the free internet is up and running, the Jew World Order has some big problems!

http://zioncrimefactory.com/israel-did-911/

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 05:18 | Link to Comment Tompooz
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The USG is so sensitive about all Iran does,  because they are Iran's jilted suitor or spouse.  They *know* that Iranians are perfectly normal people, that Iran is a (medium) developed country that they used to have firmly embraced through the installed Shah.

The US still pines for the old Iran that was their faithful policeman in the ME. 

Iran before 1979 was full of americans , right up to the Bell helicopter factory in Isfahan and complete with the whores that their vets had brought with them from VietNam.

That the Iranian people rejected the US in 1979 and threw the Shah out made the US act like the nasty party in a divorce.  

For Iran , it's just like getting "sanctions" imposed by your vengeful ex.

 

 

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 22:47 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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and we should also arrest everyone BEFORE they commit a crime, just to be safe no?

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:25 | Link to Comment Jason T
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We made the movie "The Day After" in the 1980's about Russia sending nukes our way.  I watched it a few months ago on youtube.  All the manuvering of military leading up to everything.. frankly, just like now.. but everyone living their lives like normal until it starts.  Taught Americans of the idiocy.

Today, we trade and talk with Russia.  

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 23:42 | Link to Comment HungrySeagull
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The Day After was a one hell of a TV show.

Wargames was another that packed movies for weeks. Entire theaters played to no other movies at all. All they had were dedicated to wargames.

 

Even today if I hear a 10 second blast it's a standby alert. If I hear a series of 2 second blast, it's a scramble to flush the bombers before the enemy missiles arrive.

 

Sadly these new generations growing up now like the young mother and her two week old baby sitting in a repair shop getting car fixed have no idea... no idea at all.

 

Lucky are those who are either cremated so fast the only remaining is the shadow from the flash or those who are killed outright.

It would be worse to wander a ash filled debris field with no sight (Eyes burned out) and no shoes due to overpressure. Or to be sliced to peices by falling skyscraper glass.

Or to be stuck in a intact suburb wondering when/if the hordes will come for you.

The old time fallout shelters were expected to be easily bulldozed after they have become mass graves in a month or so. The USA had serious plans to rebuild the Mail and some other vital links across the Nation. But only for the good of the Country at war, not for jow blow or jane snap and her 6 children by 3 different fathers.

Oh yea, I am a Doomer, I have lived my life being ready for shit like this.

 

Russia is a good trade partner. However I will never ever trust the Russian Bear or the Red Dragon. Never. Trade? Commerce? Sure. How much and what currency please?

 

I scanned some seafood for radiation tonight in a walmart, one customer was curious and asked me what I was doing? I told them that Fukushima Dachi had melted down in Japan and the radiation is ongoing globally and am checking the food before I cart it out for it.

That person's eyes grew wide as if I was a foaming nutcase and started backing up... wanted nothing to do with me.

The whispering and pointing followed me from asile to asile. Pretty interesting.

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 02:00 | Link to Comment barliman
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LOL

Back in the '80's when the idea of global thermonuclear war came up and people would ask, "What would you do if the sirens went off?"

My reply, 'Go outside away from the buildings into a nice open space, close my eyes and wait for the flash."

"Why?!?"

'Because we are targeted for two 20 megaton weapons and I KNOW I don't want to be alive after they go off.'

I spent part of the '70's researching nuclear weapons and a different part designing facilities for the DOE. If you want to now what the grown ups worry about with Iran, search for the term "bucket shot". It was in a post on here a long time ago.

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 03:20 | Link to Comment Last_2_Sense
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Urban Dictionary: (buhk-it-shot) - Filling of the anal cavity via another mans fist/s; may include variation between both fist/s or feet/s. Circumstantially, may include insertion of fury rodent and or fowl into anal canal. 

Yikes!!

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 04:05 | Link to Comment barliman
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ROFL!

I said this website, smartass!

Green check for you!

barliman

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 03:10 | Link to Comment dogismyth
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are you kidding me?????

Do you think the elite inbred motherfuckers want a nuclear war??  They want to live here too!

There will be no nuclear war...just the threat.  Its all perception just like this fucking piece of shit market.

Its about mind control.  Haven't any of you figured this out yet???

We only attack weak countries that cannot fight back.  Period.

What you should worry about (if not for you, your children),  is the expected ice age at the current solar cycle which should begin sometime in 2013/2014.

Then you can worry about something real....like food, protection, health care.  But not to worry, the elite will be bunkered down in their fancy subsurface city watching you on wireless TV.

If people would stop hating other people based on what their government is doing, then there might be a chance for humanity.  People love to hate.

 

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:07 | Link to Comment Coyote57
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This article from the Asian Times contains some interesting and not the mainstream thinking about war with Iran. Confrontation with Iran will have interesting consequences.

IRAN WELL PREPARED FOR THE WORST.

http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/NA31Ak02.html

 

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:22 | Link to Comment johngaltfla
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No, they are not. No modern nation since WWII has ever had to experience what Israel could inflict upon them. Nor has the U.S.A.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 19:07 | Link to Comment blu
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And just to add to the point, you have to imagine that there are thousands of 40-something war mongers out there with stars all over their chests who cannot but help to wonder what would a small and contained nuclear exchange actually look like? How would that play out? There are models, but you know, you just wonder what it would really be like.

Itchy trigger fingers trained in the video game world, and far too much curiosity.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 23:47 | Link to Comment HungrySeagull
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USSR used jet engines at a river to spray down tanks to decontaminate them as they drove by in exercises.

That tells me they expected to fight and survive in a irradiated hell of central europe.

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 00:52 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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It also tells me that the Russian military has fuck-all understanding of neutron activation.

 

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 20:18 | Link to Comment Randall Cabot
Fri, 02/03/2012 - 19:49 | Link to Comment Karl von Bahnhof
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By David Isenberg?

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 02:14 | Link to Comment barliman
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Really?

You are probably too young to remember the one thing Jimmy Carter did right during his presidency - it was the F-117. It was in the black programs he authorized.

Think back a few months and then click on the link:

http://www.infowars.com/u-s-army-tests-hypersonic-missile-that-fires-five-times-speed-of-sound/

Guess what it is already in service, can't be intercepted (ok, you could if you lit off enough nuclear weapons at just the right time in front of it) and makes a hell of a mess?

barliman

P.S. Then remember tha the Obama administration is making G.W.'s administration look like a bunch of girl scouts when it comes to "suppressing leaks."

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:29 | Link to Comment Hugh G Rection
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ZOG! ZOG!! ZOG!!!

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:29 | Link to Comment ilion
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Markets expected to go higher. Wars mean more spending and devaluation of paperfoney. http://bit.ly/w3YI6w

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:40 | Link to Comment LasVegasDave
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Long Gefilte Fish

Short Poetry

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:44 | Link to Comment forexskin
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does flinging accusations of anti-semitism make you horny dave?

kind of like mental viagra

you must go through bottles of the stuff

just be careful, you might find with overexposure it loses it potency.

a simple caution for you, cause i care.

;)

 

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 23:58 | Link to Comment LasVegasDave
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No actually its my faith in humanity that takes a big hit when I see the bloodlust for killing jews on this site.

So I call it out once in a while.  That's all.

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 06:00 | Link to Comment Tompooz
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"....bloodlust for killing jews on this site."

No Dave, most posters and down-arrow givers here are simply anti-war and they rightly see Irsael as the main war-monger and threat to peace.

I would hate to see Israeli or Jewish anti-zionists getting killed..

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 00:54 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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Israelis, ass-pony.

 

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:49 | Link to Comment ilion
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Nice video, but they'll do it anyways, the false flag I mean. If you have 99% of of the population watching CSI Miami and other lunacy day and night, then I guess you can pull off anything you like. Sad.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 20:57 | Link to Comment westboundnup
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Chords . . .  stings . . . we brings . . . melody

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 23:21 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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"the next stop is the Eastside Motel"

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:18 | Link to Comment Viliam
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USSA!!!

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 03:20 | Link to Comment Hugh G Rection
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What_fate_befalls_Israel_when_the_US_armed_forces_realize_9/11_was_a_Mossad_job,_and_all_their_buddies_fought/died_in_the_name_of_Israeli_hegemony?_____Wander_The_Desert____________________________BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 17:46 | Link to Comment navy62802
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They are going to single-handedly bring the entire world to its knees if they do it.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 17:48 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Bow down to Ba'al!

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 17:50 | Link to Comment maxmad
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Iran, ruining Obama's party day!

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 17:53 | Link to Comment GOSPLAN HERO
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War as a distraction.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 17:47 | Link to Comment Taint Boil
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Hold on , Let me get the popcorn ... ok, go ahead.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 17:48 | Link to Comment IrritableBowels
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I am so sick of this shit.

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 22:48 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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No one has ever summed up current events so well

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