Issac Is Officially A Hurricane

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Just because everyone is now a climate expert, here is the latest from the NHC:

RECONNAISSANCE DATA INDICATE ISAAC FINALLY ACHIEVES HURRICANE
STATUS...
...U.S. Warnings in Effect...

URRICANE ISAAC TROPICAL CYCLONE UPDATE
NWS NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL       AL092012
1120 AM CDT TUE AUG 28 2012

...RECONNAISSANCE DATA INDICATE ISAAC FINALLY ACHIEVES HURRICANE STATUS...

REPORTS FROM AN AIR FORCE RESERVE HURRICANE HUNTER AIRCRAFT INDICATE THAT MAXIMUM WINDS ASSOCIATED WITH ISAAC HAVE INCREASED TO 75 MPH...120 KM/H. ON THIS BASIS...ISAAC IS BEING UPGRADED TO A HURRICANE.

SUMMARY OF 1120 AM CDT...1620 UTC...INFORMATION
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LOCATION...28.1N 88.6W
ABOUT 75 MI...115 KM SSE OF THE MOUTH OF THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER
ABOUT 160 MI...250 KM SE OF NEW ORLEANS LOUISIANA
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...75 MPH...120 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...NW OR 310 DEGREES AT 10 MPH...17 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...975 MB...28.79 INCHES

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Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:29 | 2743850 ParkAveFlasher
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coriolis effect, bitchez!

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:30 | 2743857 THX 1178
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Gun-grab, round two, bitchez!

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:31 | 2743870 10mm
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No where near a Katrina outcome.

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:33 | 2743878 Hype Alert
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That's because The Bernank has made hurricanes irrelevant as an economic issue.  In fact, they are now bullish!

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:38 | 2743908 malikai
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I'm not thinking crude so much as I'm thinking gasoline. There's a lot of refiners that will shut down if that thing heads just a little bit west.

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:41 | 2743921 Xibalba
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Hide yo' gunz.  

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:44 | 2743940 malikai
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On second thought, nevermind. This looks like a dud. I didn't realize it was already at NO.

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 13:22 | 2744076 Hype Alert
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I heard several refiners were already shut down.  Too many reasons not to.  I haven't heard much on Cushings inventories lately, but with the economy slow I think they are still topped off.

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 15:23 | 2744446 Stackers
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Strong CAT 1 storm .... Yawn. My dog farts harder.

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 14:18 | 2744265 Overfed
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Better yet, break 'em out!

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:42 | 2743927 azzhatter
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Has the looting started yet?

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 13:24 | 2744082 Hype Alert
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It stopped?

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 13:55 | 2744203 ZeroAvatar
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Damn!  Now the Saints won't be able to use the Superdome again this year.  Got reservations?

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:40 | 2743893 camaro68ss
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This guy is a slow mover. watch for twice the amount of rain fall then katrina and a larger storm surge up the rivers and levys because of the slow speed and angle of the storm.

 The storm may not be as large and fast like katrina but a slow and steady storm will do more damage!!!!

Remember, it was not the winds that wiped out New Orleans but the WATER!

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:43 | 2743939 12ToothAssassin
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So youre saying its not so much about size as it is speed and angle?

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:52 | 2743970 tsx500
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pleez tell that to my wife

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 16:36 | 2744577 12ToothAssassin
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Thanks everybody we will be here all week! Dont forget to tip your waitstaff!

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:59 | 2744006 Vincent Vega
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The angel of the dangle is in direct proportion to the heat of the meat if the rate of ass is constant.

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 14:35 | 2744310 Agent P
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Constant?  Everyone knows the rate of ass expands with time.

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 14:58 | 2744380 Debt-Is-Not-Money
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A marginally endowed woman asks he husband about what she could do to enlarge her bust.

He suggested that several time a day she fold some toilet paper and rub it between her breasts.

She did this for several months to no avail, and she expressed her dismay to her husband and asked what was wrong?

He said- I dunno, but it sure worked well on your ass!

Crash, Bang, Boom...

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 00:28 | 2745697 StychoKiller
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Where does the "square of the hair" fit into yer equation? :>D

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 13:03 | 2744019 Debt-Is-Not-Money
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"Remember, it was not the winds that wiped out New Orleans but the WATER!"

Courtesy of the U.S. Army Corp of Engineers (the bureaucrat wing) with assistance from local politicians!

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 13:30 | 2744110 goldfreak
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will Ray Nagin be helping out?

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 14:52 | 2744360 Debt-Is-Not-Money
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"will Ray Nagin be helping out?"

Nah, "The Noggin" is probably more worried about going to jail for some of the crap he pulled in office.

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 13:12 | 2744045 Debt-Is-Not-Money
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Since this storm formed it was nothing but a glorified set of thunderstorms then magically, just before landfall the windspeed reaches 75 mph so it can be called a hurricane (marginally).

How many here realise that when a hurricane is declared there is an automatic 2% deduction on homeowners insurance?

I can easily visualize the insurance companied frantically calling NOAA this AM demanding a hurricane declaration.

As the Church Lady said: How Conveeenient!

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 13:42 | 2744158 Spastica Rex
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I Learn Something Every Day +1

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 13:46 | 2744174 I Am Not a Copp...
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BINGO

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 13:55 | 2744202 slaughterer
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I was in the Keys when Isaac hit. This is just a set of storms.  Sorry, but do not believe the hype.  Isaac has noteeth.  The survival of New Orleans this time around will be trumped up to the fantastic competence of our Messiah.  "Change"  Anything goes in an election year. 

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 15:26 | 2744452 ZackAttack
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What a brilliant photo ops.

President on the ground at the Superdome, handing out ponchos and blankets, while Rs redefine rape.  

 

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:44 | 2743937 sosoome
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"No where near a Katrina outcome."

The projected path (just west of NO), and the angle of attack, make it potentially much worse than Katrina. Unfavorable atmospheric conditions, however, coupled with improved levees, may prove you correct.

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 15:48 | 2744516 smiler03
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When Tyler said "Just because everyone is now a climate expert.."

I think he was being sarcastic. 

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:33 | 2743875 Beam Me Up Scotty
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More like flat screen TV grab...

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:35 | 2743886 Zymurguy
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I gotta feeling folks won't be turning 'em over so easily this time.

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:57 | 2743999 Hippocratic Oaf
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BUSH's FAULT!!!

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 13:58 | 2744215 ZeroAvatar
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That's Pelosi's new name for the San Andreas, right?

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:30 | 2743856 foodstampbarry
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Epic media-hype hurricane FAIL.

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 13:49 | 2744187 machineh
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Oh, well. We've still got a shot at the Blizzard of the Century.

After all, one or two of them come every winter!

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:37 | 2743861 Dr. Engali
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It's all good the One has dispatched FEMA to shepherd his sheep.

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:53 | 2743976 tsx500
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also the One has promised unlimited paralegals to help treat any wounded sheeples

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 14:01 | 2744223 ZeroAvatar
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"Thank you, U.S. taxpayer!"

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:30 | 2743862 Stoploss
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Yes it is a sad day for the fear pumpers. Turned out to be a dud.

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:31 | 2743867 prains
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Fema row boats r a cumin

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:33 | 2743869 takeaction
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Watch and remember!!  Wait till you see the part "Strong Persuasion".  HAHAHAHAHA

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7794527529226066500

 

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:34 | 2743882 Zymurguy
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It doesn't have far to go before it reaches shore - it'll then lose energy and turn back into a strong storm system.  Maybe it will bring some much needed rain back to the heartland.  It's only 75 miles from shore... moving currently at 10mph... not very fast so hopefully it doesn't build up too much energy from this point.  Still, all the anchors at MSNBC, CNN, etc. were just waiting for this to happen so they could get out of Tampa :)

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:36 | 2743895 LoneStarHog
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HAARPicane Isaac!

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:39 | 2743910 YesWeKahn
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This is all because people spin too much

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:42 | 2743928 CloseToTheEdge
Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:40 | 2743914 Dr. Engali
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Drought stricken states welcome the rain....provided to you by Obummer the messiah. Thank goodness he slowed the storm just enough to provide a good rain to those who need it most. 

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:41 | 2743919 Jlmadyson
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Good for oil and gas I'm sure.

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