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ITALY BREAKS: Entire FTSE MIB Is Now Suspended

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Market holiday bitchez. "Further notice will follow." Don't hold your breath.

 

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Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:07 | 1523677 papaswamp
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head for the beach bitchez!

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:43 | 1523771 Fish Gone Bad
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Don't forget the SPF 2,000,000.  Bank meltdowns give off a lot of radiation.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:09 | 1523857 eureka
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Margaret Brennan getting ready to breastfeed banksters live on Bloomberg. Nurturing, Bitchez.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 12:12 | 1524107 Gold Man-Sacks
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I sure wish she'd breastfeed me.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 15:20 | 1524442 smlbizman
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she has never turned my head....but today i saw her on  hi-def....her tittys looked like two kittens playin under satin sheets....now i can start masturbating to her instead of my gold.... 

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:14 | 1523877 alpha60
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suspended? i am getting normal prices for FTSE MIB, down 541 or 3.18% currently. pls clarify.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:10 | 1523679 hedgeless_horseman
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How does one you say, "I thought my money was safe at the bank," in Italian?

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:18 | 1523714 fuu
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Pensavo che i miei soldi al sicuro in banca?

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:00 | 1523823 Idiocracy
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pensavo che i miei soldi fossero al sicuro in banca.  Fan culo !!!

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:41 | 1523765 jus_lite_reading
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 I think its "fungool"

 

 

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:05 | 1523844 viahj
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fuhgettaboutit

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:37 | 1523964 Yancey Ward
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I don't know how you say that, but the reply is "Ciao, Chumparino!"

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:07 | 1523681 Archimedes
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Kaboom!

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:08 | 1523686 Akrunner907
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Damn,  and I am waiting on delivery of my last 17,000 servings of freeze dried food.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:32 | 1523757 New Survivalist
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That's funny shit if it was meant to be. Totally choked on my bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit.

Yeah, but no, time to finish up those prep plans. Had a nice long conversaton with the wifey by the fire pit last night. She was talking about some co-workers who have this 5-10-and 20 year plan. She thought that was a joke, too.

Right now we all need life plans that range from two-weeks to up to a year. If we make it that far, wash, rinse, count your barbarous relics, and then revise the plan.

NS

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:09 | 1523690 HoofHearted
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Desperation, bitchez!!!

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:09 | 1523692 HoofHearted
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Desperation, bitchez!!!

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:09 | 1523693 lieutenantjohnchard
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not hoping for something bad to happen to italy but since i'm planning to take the entourage to italy next year if the lira is back in play it may help on the cost front a bit.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:10 | 1523694 dwdollar
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They're coming to break some kneecaps bitchez.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:10 | 1523695 Misean
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Whatsa matta for you?

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:10 | 1523696 falak pema
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In the meantime will they repair the hole in that place which got blasted by quake and clean up the municipal waste mess in Naples? I

t is xummer and the tourists want to see other things than smelly waste dumps open to the air and unrepaired villages that he promised to put right.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:25 | 1523739 franzpick
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When we left Pozzuoli on the ferry to Ischia, we saw at anchor 5 super-yachts over 100', wondering which one of them was owned by the garbage king of Napoli. Compared to the trash being dumped in the world financial markets, his is a relatively clean business.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:10 | 1523697 caerus
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mamma mia!

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:13 | 1523702 PaperBugsBurn
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www.zerohedge.com servers are about to fail... took 5 minutes to load this page

yeehaaa

GOLD, BITCHEZ!!!!

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:50 | 1523787 Poule Mouillee
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Dammit Sacrilege, we NEED - MORE - POWER!!!

Try re-routing through the Secondary Coupling, or bypass a Jeffries Tube or something!!!

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:13 | 1523704 virgule
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Reading ZH these days is like watching a 2011 version of Speed.
The funny thing is that all my friends who drink MSM seem to be standing outside the theater!

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:14 | 1523705 Paper CRUSHer
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Damn i picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:16 | 1523708 fuu
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Where did I put my Dow 10k hat?

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:32 | 1523900 Captain Planet
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Corexit Bitchez

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:16 | 1523710 swissaustrian
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World wide market holiday soon, bitchez.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:30 | 1523753 zorba THE GREEK
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"COMING TO A MARKET NEAR YOU"

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:17 | 1523712 fiftybagger
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DOOM

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:20 | 1523722 doomandbloom
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yo..wassupp!

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:18 | 1523715 espirit
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Parachute packed?

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:18 | 1523717 Dr. Engali
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Bad day for the servers to take a crap.  I hope I don't have to turn on CNBC. It would pain me to here them spin GM all day.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:18 | 1523718 Hobbleknee
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Link?

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:19 | 1523721 youngman
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Its August...they all take a vacation for August..nothing new here

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:20 | 1523723 midtowng
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And if you think today is bad, just wait for tomorrow when the markets have had a full day to ingest this bad news.

Of course this means that the employment numbers for tomorrow will surprise on the upside. They have to now.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:20 | 1523724 Dreadker
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And here's me thinking it will be another boring day in a kleptocratic society full of zombies...

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:20 | 1523725 Jim in MN
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Surely the kind US taxpayers will find it in their hearts to pay lavishly for Italian coke and hooker binges, using a variety of fun house crazy straw financial mechanisms. It's cool, don't tell us now. Just send the bill.

Any minute now. Imagine the call intercept recordings piling up on Murdoch's desk. "BEN! TIMMY! GET THOSE TRILLIONS OVER HERE NOW!"

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:48 | 1524006 andybev01
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Can't Burlesque-oni just donate his to the cause?

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:22 | 1523730 walküre
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The real question is:

Are you ready to support QE3 now?

Maybe tomorrow, August 5th 2011.. Super Black Friday?

 

 

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:23 | 1523733 Forgiven
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<---- Dooooooooooom!

<---- Meh!  Apply more Vaseline.  Transitory bitchez.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:24 | 1523736 JSD
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I just went dumb long EUR...this HAS to be the bottom :)

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:12 | 1523860 hedgeless_horseman
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You know the old saying.  Picking bottoms is for monkeys.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 12:09 | 1524084 i-dog
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Ben looks focussed. Timmaay looks nervous.

... but at least we now know where they're getting those new FRNs from. Whoda thunkit?

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:25 | 1523738 Dreadker
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lol Investor alert: Global markets near bear territory

 

I guess market watch means the bear cavalry are charging in and looting and pillaging everyones savings and retirement accounts (those that Timmah! didn't get at already)

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:26 | 1523741 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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Um hullo? Harry Wanger?!? Trolls who hate gold and silver?

 

Never mind..

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:28 | 1523750 FunkyOldGeezer
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Still trading, or so it would seem. No other news about this on Google?????????

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:29 | 1523751 Smiddywesson
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Ciao, bitchezz!

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:30 | 1523752 jjsilver
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Just remember when you sell your stocks unless you buy tangibles it is parked in rothschild confetti paper. The jig is up, she could blow at any moment!!

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:42 | 1523770 Robot Traders Mom
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@ Tyler-please update with any info ASAP as you get (although I know you will). ZH is once again the only website in the world with the balls to be the lead on this type of craziness.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:51 | 1523777 Coldfire
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The shocker is not that Italy is broken, but that it lasted for so long. The significant underground economy remains hale. Interesting how Draghi was dragooned onto the ECB "Throne of Horror". All is vanity...

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:52 | 1523791 Cpl Hicks
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Gelato for alla my associates.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:51 | 1523792 falak pema
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CoursMilan Stock Exc 16 583.71 Pts Variation -2.48% Dernier échange 04/08/11 16:22:38 Volume 0 Ouverture 17 314.27 + Haut 17 322.39 + Bas 16 422.18 Clôture veille 17 006.02 Seuil suspension baisse 0.00 Seuil suspension hausse 0.00 Consultez la composition de 
l'indice FTSE MIB






Heures Cours Qté 16:22:38 16 583.71 0 16:22:37 16 582.60 0 16:22:36 16 582.47 0 16:22:36 16 580.57 0 16:22:35 16 582.47 0 16:22:35 16 580.57 0 16:22:35 16 579.14 0 16:22:33 16 581.04 0 16:22:32 16 580.74 0 16:22:32 16 582.17 0


  • Données historiques

Période Variation + Haut + Bas 1 Janv. -17.79% 23 273.80 16 422.18 1 semaine -10.64% 18 796.44 16 422.18 1 mois -19.01% 20 534.08 16 422.18 3 mois -24.33% 22 436.25 16 422.18 6 mois -26.68% 23 273.80 16 422.18 1 an -22.75% 23 273.80 16 422.18 3 ans -19.20% 24 425.98 16 422.18 5 ans -19.20% 24 425.98 16 422.18 MM20 18 385.93 MM50 19 460.88 MM100 20 598.67 RSI14 46.51


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Libellé Dernier Var. Ouv. CAC 40 3371.62 -2.41% 3515.11 ESTX50 EUR P 2454.21 -1.75% 2523.71 DOW JONES 11713.51 -1.54% 11893.86 Nasdaq Comp 2641.81 -1.90% 2648.38 Nikkei 225 9659.18(c) 0.23% 9685.50(c) CAC Large 60 3653.02 -2.17% 3797.51

16 583.71 Pts    -2.48%
Milan Stock Exchange Différé

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:15 | 1523868 Takingbets
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No more catchpa math tests? I knew I'd been on vacation for awhile but this coos pretty cool upgrade.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 12:07 | 1524086 falak pema
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contrary to what is said by TD the indices are visible in Europe and the trading continues...unless I have missed something...

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:53 | 1523796 falak pema
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16 583.71 Pts    -2.48%
Milan Stock Exchange Différé at 16.54 ECT. There is this quote.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:54 | 1523798 choorles
Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:00 | 1523821 karzai_luver
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Robo ROBO!

 

COme out of that pea patch and BUY DAMN YOU BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some trend of whatever is in your wheelhouse BUY BUY BUY!!!!!

Turn on those damn machines!!!!!

 

 

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:03 | 1523829 DarkStarDog
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wwwaaahhh  zombies can't even wait till we break S&P 1000..  Begging for bail outs all ready.  Free market capitalism my ass   eat it bitches !  bawhhh die mofo's die !

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:04 | 1523839 PolishErick
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Polish indexes (WIG and WIG20) are down 3.30% and 3.91% on the day... and Ive read a headline on one of the MSM economic sites that read had the term "MILD PANIC" in it...

 

MILD PANIC... aren't we funny ass Polaks over here!

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:05 | 1523843 Mesquite
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Shit and Fans don't mix well..!!

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:07 | 1523847 NumberNone
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Thank God CNBC is spending all morning telling us how undervalued GM is.  

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:35 | 1523958 r101958
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I am waiting to see the true numbers from ZH showing the channel stuffing. They are also 'selling' many, many cars to the rental agencies. Also, it seems the US has decided to crucify the Japanese. Basically saying that if you won't buy more of our mountains of worthless treasuries you will get screwed. There is no way they can keep prices down at the current yen/usd exchange rate.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:07 | 1523849 CrankItTo11
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It's beginning to really feel a lot like 9/08 alllll over again :-)

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:21 | 1523905 Mussolim
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Mamma mia

Berlusconi (here aka "THE PSYCOGNOME" or "ER BANANA") became a the opposite of King Mida; everything he touches become SHIT!

The only thing that can save us is our gold...

For all fans of PM have a look at this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u4iSEQOxyk

The intresting part starts after min 2.00

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:27 | 1523923 markar
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market holiday? is bank holiday around the corner?

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 17:05 | 1524735 janus
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it takes a back-wash man to sing a back-wash song/

like a fryin pan with the fires gone

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:39 | 1523974 AlaricBalth
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From Reuters Italia: Borsa Italiana ha comunicato in una nota che il valore dell'indice Ftse Mib non risulta aggiornato, con orario di riferimento 15,59.

In un secondo comunicato, apparso sul sito di Borsa Italiana, con orario 16,22, si legge che il valore dell'indice "potrebbe non essere aggiornato in tempo reale" e che saranno date ulteriori comunicazioni.

Translation: Italian Stock Exchange announced in a statement that the value of the FTSE MIB is not updated with reference time 15.59.

In a second statement, posted on the website of the Italian Stock Exchange, with 16.22 hours, reads that the index value "may not be updated in real time" and will be given further notice.
Thu, 08/04/2011 - 12:56 | 1524233 alpha60
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cheers for actual news in the midst of tripe.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 14:58 | 1524371 Sinking to the Top
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cement shoe market.

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