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head for the beach bitchez!
Don't forget the SPF 2,000,000. Bank meltdowns give off a lot of radiation.
Margaret Brennan getting ready to breastfeed banksters live on Bloomberg. Nurturing, Bitchez.
I sure wish she'd breastfeed me.
she has never turned my head....but today i saw her on hi-def....her tittys looked like two kittens playin under satin sheets....now i can start masturbating to her instead of my gold....
suspended? i am getting normal prices for FTSE MIB, down 541 or 3.18% currently. pls clarify.
How does one you say, "I thought my money was safe at the bank," in Italian?
Pensavo che i miei soldi al sicuro in banca?
pensavo che i miei soldi fossero al sicuro in banca. Fan culo !!!
I think its "fungool"
I don't know how you say that, but the reply is "Ciao, Chumparino!"
Damn, and I am waiting on delivery of my last 17,000 servings of freeze dried food.
That's funny shit if it was meant to be. Totally choked on my bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit.
Yeah, but no, time to finish up those prep plans. Had a nice long conversaton with the wifey by the fire pit last night. She was talking about some co-workers who have this 5-10-and 20 year plan. She thought that was a joke, too.
Right now we all need life plans that range from two-weeks to up to a year. If we make it that far, wash, rinse, count your barbarous relics, and then revise the plan.
not hoping for something bad to happen to italy but since i'm planning to take the entourage to italy next year if the lira is back in play it may help on the cost front a bit.
They're coming to break some kneecaps bitchez.
Whatsa matta for you?
In the meantime will they repair the hole in that place which got blasted by quake and clean up the municipal waste mess in Naples? I
t is xummer and the tourists want to see other things than smelly waste dumps open to the air and unrepaired villages that he promised to put right.
When we left Pozzuoli on the ferry to Ischia, we saw at anchor 5 super-yachts over 100', wondering which one of them was owned by the garbage king of Napoli. Compared to the trash being dumped in the world financial markets, his is a relatively clean business.
www.zerohedge.com servers are about to fail... took 5 minutes to load this page
Dammit Sacrilege, we NEED - MORE - POWER!!!
Try re-routing through the Secondary Coupling, or bypass a Jeffries Tube or something!!!
Reading ZH these days is like watching a 2011 version of Speed.
The funny thing is that all my friends who drink MSM seem to be standing outside the theater!
Damn i picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue.
Where did I put my Dow 10k hat?
World wide market holiday soon, bitchez.
"COMING TO A MARKET NEAR YOU"
Bad day for the servers to take a crap. I hope I don't have to turn on CNBC. It would pain me to here them spin GM all day.
Its August...they all take a vacation for August..nothing new here
And if you think today is bad, just wait for tomorrow when the markets have had a full day to ingest this bad news.
Of course this means that the employment numbers for tomorrow will surprise on the upside. They have to now.
And here's me thinking it will be another boring day in a kleptocratic society full of zombies...
Surely the kind US taxpayers will find it in their hearts to pay lavishly for Italian coke and hooker binges, using a variety of fun house crazy straw financial mechanisms. It's cool, don't tell us now. Just send the bill.
Any minute now. Imagine the call intercept recordings piling up on Murdoch's desk. "BEN! TIMMY! GET THOSE TRILLIONS OVER HERE NOW!"
Can't Burlesque-oni just donate his to the cause?
The real question is:
Are you ready to support QE3 now?
Maybe tomorrow, August 5th 2011.. Super Black Friday?
<---- Meh! Apply more Vaseline. Transitory bitchez.
I just went dumb long EUR...this HAS to be the bottom :)
You know the old saying. Picking bottoms is for monkeys.
Ben looks focussed. Timmaay looks nervous.
... but at least we now know where they're getting those new FRNs from. Whoda thunkit?
lol Investor alert: Global markets near bear territory
I guess market watch means the bear cavalry are charging in and looting and pillaging everyones savings and retirement accounts (those that Timmah! didn't get at already)
Um hullo? Harry Wanger?!? Trolls who hate gold and silver?
Still trading, or so it would seem. No other news about this on Google?????????
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