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It's Official: America Is Now As Dumb As A Bag Of Hammers

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Ever wonder why America will elect precisely the president it deserves in just over a year? Here's why.

2011 SAT Reading Scores hit all-time low

h/t John Lohman

 

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Thu, 09/15/2011 - 00:51 | 1671984 BigInJapan
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I dunno, Dudes.

I graduated in '91 and I'm a pretty smart cookie! I'm Canadian, though, so it goes without saying!

 

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 01:23 | 1672045 mt paul
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long 

hammer bags

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 01:28 | 1672053 Motorhead
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Anybody get a look at Obama's transcripts?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 06:30 | 1672369 Treeplanter
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This is not America, this the product of leftist education on the last two generations. Us Boomers scored pretty well.  Contrary to the Marxist line, the Tea Party is pretty smart and will elect a real conservative reformer. I don't mean Perry or Romney.  They are the warm up act.  The permanent political class and crony capitalism are about to get a rude awakening.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 06:57 | 1672400 DrunkenMonkey
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And yet despite (or perhaps because of ?) these scores, the US has the most awesome military with tools that allow them, if they so desire, to infiltrate, invade, occupy and control ANY country on earth.

We, in westernized english-speaking countries, are in your everlasting debt, now go and invade saudi arabia and the rest of the oil-extracting nations and take what is rightfully ours ! :)

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 07:54 | 1672484 barkingbill
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what's on tv?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 08:31 | 1672598 Youri Carma
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Gore Vidal: “Does anyone care what Americans think?

They’re the worst-educated people in the First World.

They don’t have any thoughts, they have emotional responses, which good advertisers know how to provoke.”

FROM: We’ll have a dictatorship soon in the US, 30 September 2009, (TimesOnline) http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/the_way_we_live/article6854221.ece

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 04:48 | 1676363 blunderdog
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A guy like you quotin' fag-talk?

Well, OK, I do admit I'd side with Vidal over Capote any day.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 09:43 | 1672993 LP9
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So depressing but reality wins out. The voters are well meaning good pple with ideological differences but they are mostly idiots.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 12:52 | 1673781 Fiat Money
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yes, Americans have been TRAINED - by the 'elites' - to SIT ON A SOFA in FRONT OF TV, and LAUGH along with the sound-track to stupid sitcoms, or rage & rant for their conquering hero sports teams, or watch  the FREAK SHOW  'news'casts, "IF IT BLEEDS, IT LEADS", or pay for overpriced popcorn & candy at that Hollywood media moguls propaganda spectacle (all variations on the old Roman "bread & circus").

  Americans are now TOO STUPID to realize that ONE lousy TRILLION dollars would FIX the Social Security AND/or MEDICARE funds... but we have just GIVEN AWAY  _OVER_ $13 TRILLION to the evil pig bankers for THEIR PRIVATE, casino gulag losses.

  (according to TARP inspector general Barofsky's snap-shot estimate nearly (over!) TWO YEARS AGO,  the TOTAL "bailouts'  = SOCIALISM for CASINO GULAG THIEVING BANKSTERS -will be in the TWENTY+ TRILLION dollar range, or TWO TIMES the ENTIRE usa GDP.... 

...and Americans are STILL,  TOO STUPID to DEMAND  AN ACCOUNTING of the larcenous, treasonous, usa ECONOMY WRECKING banksters!!!        http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aY0tX8UysIaM 

  oh well, what do you expect: 3,000 years ago, the EGYPTIANS were LOOTED OUT OF THEIR wealth, silver, & gold, by the insane god of baby-killing plagues and PLUNDERING israelites,  exodus 12:35-36 -

   35 The Israelites did as Moses instructed and "asked" the Egyptians for articles of silver and gold and for clothing. 36 The LORD had made the Egyptians favorably disposed toward the people, and they gave them what they asked for; so they plundered the Egyptians.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus+12%3A35-36&version=NIV

 

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