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Jefferson County Files Largest Ever Chapter 9 Filing

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Update Update: Yep, it's official: JEFFERSON COUNTY COMMISSION VOTES FOR RECORD MUNI BANKRUPTCY, commissioners vote 4 to 1 to screw over JP Morgan

Update: according to an update tweet, "Jeffco bankruptcy: Commissioners are now discussing the motion. They have not voted yet." Things are fluid. Stay tuned.

The bad news for JP Morgan just keep on coming. According to the Tweeter account of Birmingham News, "Jefferson County Commission makes motion to file bankruptcy." We translate this to mean that the "avoided bankruptcy" state has just metamorphosed into simple "bankruptcy" - granted one which will be the largest municipal bankruptcy in history. This means that JP Morgan is now on the Unsecured Creditor Committee of the two biggest bankruptcies of 2011: MF Global and JeffCo as well. And so the second major domino after Harrisburg is down. Many more coming.

More as we see it.

 

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Wed, 11/09/2011 - 17:53 | 1863209 YesWeKahn
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Anything starting with a J is in trouble. I think those are jackasses.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 17:56 | 1863225 redpill
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Place your bets, which goes under first, Jefferson or Jefferies?  Someone go get the Dick Handler.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:03 | 1863266 truont
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Meridethwhitneysayswhat?

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:25 | 1863381 dark pools of soros
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amirite bitchez?

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:28 | 1863398 Andrew Jackson ...
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JEFFERSON COUNTY'S MAJOR SEWER CREDITORS
JPMorgan Chase & Co.
Bank of America
Regions Bank
Lloyds Bank of Scotland
State Street Bank of Boston
Societe Generale of Paris
Bank of Nova Scotia in Canada
The Bank of New York Mellon
Financial Guaranty Insurance
Syncora Guarantee, Inc.

Source: Jefferson County

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:39 | 1863436 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Time to see Meredith's "O" face.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:42 | 1863451 strannick
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Yo whit NEY! You my girl! WHOO!!!!

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:49 | 1863474 Careless Whisper
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No one should be rejoicing in this, especially people from New York, Illinois, or California.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:56 | 1863507 WestVillageIdiot
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Don't forget New Jersey.  I think you overlooked New Jersey. 

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:19 | 1863541 Hard1
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Well, there are Jefferson counties in AL, CO, TX, KY, WI and OR at least.  Probably each one will go the way of their namesake from Sweet bankruptcy Alabama!

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 23:06 | 1864376 jeff montanye
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if my old (book) memory doesn't fail me, in the thirties, after the bear market rally in equities faded, money flowed into bonds and then that market had a monster waterfall decline.  be careful.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:06 | 1863542 divide_by_zero
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Guv Moonbeam here in Cali just signed AB506 makes it harder for Munis to go BK (supported by all the Public Employee Unions of course, cities all opposed but we know who runs this place). Have a feeling the law of unintended consequences will have some strange effects, like any other case of kicking the can down the road it just gets worse later.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:12 | 1863563 Don Birnam
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If Goldman is the archetype Vampire Squid, what does that make the diminutive, second-rate fiefdom of Jamie Dimon ?

"The Lamprey ?"

http://www.utsc.utoronto.ca/~youson/images/lamprey.jpg

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:43 | 1863678 Silver Pullet
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:50 | 1863696 Don Birnam
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I think I've seen that chap's mug on "Fast Money."

+1

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 20:33 | 1863870 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Lampreys don't kill their host......

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 20:42 | 1863895 Don Birnam
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True, but they exhibit all the other requisite characteristics of a TBTF outfit: invasive, predatory, and parasitic.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 23:28 | 1864463 oceanview76
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Trouser trout.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:16 | 1863578 wisefool
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JFK quote "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable"

Super Commitee-Tax reform is always going to fail when 51% of people pay no taxes (Payroll tax is a ponzi scheme, it is not a tax. Property tax pays for your schools to keep the kids off the street)

Then when public employees have collective bargaining rights you are bringing the percentage up to a 2/3rds super majority. the 1/3 have 3 options in this type of tyrrany that the founding fathers foresaw.

  • Cheat-evade taxes (Romney, Timmay, Buffet)
  • Go Gault
  • Join the 2/3rds 
  •    ...... or any combination of the 3.

This is how democracy dies. Europe is showing us the way.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 21:53 | 1864155 Flakmeister
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Democracy dies when 0.01% of the people embark upon a 30 year spree of kleptocracy... "Greed is Good" is no motto to base a culture or society on...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 00:56 | 1864675 DeadFred
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Firefighters finally got it passed. Now their locally funded bennies are backed by the full might of CA. Probably will be good for an extra couple pension checks before the whole house of cards goes down. Stay far away from California bonds nows. This is a set up for a death spiral.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:42 | 1863669 kaiserhoff
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Taxpayers from Illinois and Cali should be rejoicing.  Blood suckers..., not so much.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 21:12 | 1864005 Chuck Walla
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Illinois gets what it so richly deserves.  Corruptuion is very expensive and, knowing this, they still go for it everytime.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 21:52 | 1864150 Nigh Eve
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REVERSE bailout... bitchez !!

...courtesy of Occupy Jefferson County.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:22 | 1863364 JPM Hater001
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I bought 5 June 2012 puts last week at $33 for $4.44 on JPM.

Let the carnage begin.

As Potsie Put it: "pum pum pump your blood," all over Wall Street.  Yeah, I know how the heart of the financial world works bitchez.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:26 | 1863385 gangland
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all your bonds are belong to us

 

woot FUCK YOU JAIME! EAT IT BICH!

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 22:40 | 1864277 Buck Johnson
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I bet Jefferies, they may be 48 hours from declaring bankruptcy or are waiting until Sunday so they can file bankruptcy.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 17:54 | 1863212 Deadpool
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schedule Meredith for CNBC Morning Call

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 17:58 | 1863235 brew
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told ya so...

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:03 | 1863258 John Law Lives
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Her prediction for bankruptcies among municipalities in 2011 is not even remotely close to what is on pace to occur by the end of this year.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-07-15/muni-default-plunge-belies-whit...

The attached article is 3+ months old, but its conclusion is still accurate.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:07 | 1863286 Piranhanoia
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TPTB will change the definition of year soon. What choice do they have?

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:24 | 1863378 Westcoastliberal
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ROFL!

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:51 | 1863483 my puppy for prez
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They will ponder the biblical model:  What does "a day" actually mean in Genesis 1?"

TPTB extrapolates that ponderance:  "Well, after all, what is a year?  Why does it have to mean 365 days?  It could REALLY mean 365 centuries!"  (Shuffling of pages in arcane history books for an ancient civilization's "more enligtened" measurement of time.)

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:11 | 1863312 Josh Randall
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From your article: 

Anson Clough, managing director of fixed income at Appleton Partners Inc. in Boston, which oversees $4.4 billion of assets. “That’s why we invest in municipal bonds -- municipalities have the ability to get through this,” he said. “They have that taxing power.”

Oh ya ? Not for long @$$hole - we'll see how much of that tax money gets raised as defaults, foreclosures, joblessness, and true mark to market depereciation escalates. 

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:21 | 1863359 John Law Lives
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Entities that have the power to print currency and/or the power to levy taxes will survive longer than those that lack such power.  If bankruptices among municipalies begins to gain critical mass, many believe the Fed will intervene.

 

"Oh ya ? Not for long @$$hole - we'll see how much of that tax money gets raised as defaults, foreclosures, joblessness, and true mark to market depereciation escalates."

From the tone of your comment, you sound as if you want to see more bankruptcies among municipalities.  Do you really want to see bondholders get hurt after buying muni bonds?

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:27 | 1863393 dark pools of soros
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they should just print a bunch of Jeff-U-Bucks and send them to the Mourge

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 21:23 | 1864040 Iam_Silverman
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"they should just print a bunch of Jeff-U-Bucks"

Somehow, I feel that offering to pay back the debt in Confederate Scrip might be so much more satisfying for them!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 00:58 | 1864682 CompassionateFascist
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Prolly Not. This is a BLACK-ruled sinkhole that is defaulting. And that old Confed money is worth big ZOGbux now.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:30 | 1863401 Josh Randall
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I want the muni system to be corrected to where it will be transparent and operable unlike the paper ponzi it is now -- whoever wants to wager risks that muni's are worthy because there are always Suckers to tax is not of my concern.

 

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:56 | 1863713 Strider52
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I lived in Orange County, Calif when it went bankrupt. I didn't notice a single hair out of place.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 20:31 | 1863858 Blano
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Did you say something?  I'm hopelessly distracted.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 21:28 | 1864056 olo - that's th...
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Nice tits

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:37 | 1863428 NotApplicable
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Anybody that buys munis under the impression that the issuer can always steal more to make the bond payments deserves every bit of trauma they receive for their effort.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:09 | 1863554 John Law Lives
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Sounds rather draconian of you.  Municipalities float bonds to raise revenue to build schools, water treatment plants, and all sorts of public works projects.  I wonder how else you think municipalities should raise the needed revenue for such projects if people are not willing to buy the bonds.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:55 | 1863711 fightthepower
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How about they save the money first and then spend it?

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 20:39 | 1863890 John Law Lives
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Operate on a cash basis with zero debt?  Sure.  While you are at it, why not prohibit every American from purchasing a home via a mortgage.  Make them save up 100% of the cash value of the home and then buy it all at once.

Fantasyland!

 

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 21:03 | 1863970 Seize Mars
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Operate on a cash basis with zero debt?  Sure.  While you are at it, why not prohibit every American from purchasing a home via a mortgage.  Make them save up 100% of the cash value of the home and then buy it all at once.

Fantasyland!

By your posts, it is clear that you support coersion. In other words, municipalities are entitled to take our money, by force. In your mind, this is OK as long as the projects are noble, like schools. Did you ever think that maybe people should just keep their money, and fund a school if they choose to?

Give this a watch, and think about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGMQZEIXBMs

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 23:48 | 1864506 John Law Lives
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"By your posts, it is clear that you support coersion. In other words, municipalities are entitled to take our money, by force. In your mind, this is OK as long as the projects are noble, like schools."

Absolute bollocks.  You will not put those words in my mouth.  Aside from that, I have never advocated on ZH that other people should buy munis.  I do not advise other people what assets they should buy.  I do own munis (Texas GOs and Florida GOs), and I am quite confident they will be redeemed at full value when they mature.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 01:02 | 1864690 CompassionateFascist
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sucker

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 01:09 | 1864704 John Law Lives
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anarchist

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:01 | 1868878 Seize Mars
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You will not put those words in my mouth

Relax, I didn't. Look, all I'm saying is, nobody has a right to force payments out of people. Even if it is for a noble cause. Municipal bonds are blood money. The municipality steals, and inefficiently pays bondholders with the ill gotten gains.

Did you take the time to look at the video?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 22:51 | 1868656 StychoKiller
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You're both ASSUMING that public education is a legitimate function of Govt!

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 21:28 | 1864059 Iam_Silverman
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"Fantasyland!"

Not really.  I did it.  I'm debt-free.

Started in the U.S. Navy.  Stayed onbaord and in the barracks, saving money.  Bought (cash) a small singlewide on a postage stamp sized lot.  Saved more money, moved into a larger singlewide with a bit more land under it.  Saved money, sold that place and bought a VA Foreclosure in northern Newport News while working at the shipyard there.  You get the rest.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 23:45 | 1864524 John Law Lives
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"Not really. I did it. I'm debt-free."

That is nice for you, but we were talking about municipalities that sometimes need to raise substantial funds for public works projects.  It is not realistic to think municipalities would save sufficient funds to pay for large-scale public works projects in cash.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 01:07 | 1864702 traderjoe
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I don't think you understand the inequity of the fractional reserve banking system and private central banking. Or maybe don't care, or maybe just can't put all of the pieces together.

The private banks create money for free and then loan it to the munis at interest. That's why they are the biggest creditors.

So, yes, there really are other constructs.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 11:17 | 1865956 John Law Lives
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"I don't think you understand the inequity of the fractional reserve banking system and private central banking. Or maybe don't care, or maybe just can't put all of the pieces together."

Save the lecture, professor. I don't need to hear it from you.

"I don't think..."

We agree on this point.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 21:49 | 1864139 Iam_Silverman
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Sorry.

Double-tap.

Itchy trigger finger these days, with all of the financial unrest and all....

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 20:20 | 1863809 NotApplicable
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I don't believe that criminals have the ability, let alone the capacity to provide goods and services, but instead, use the opportunity to steal the loot while providing the least amount of goods and services that they have to in order to retain credibility in the public eye.

As for the details of how it would work in a truly free society, I'd recommend Rothbard's "For a New Liberty."

http://mises.org/rothbard/newlibertywhole.asp

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 21:42 | 1864123 Ned Zeppelin
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John Law is missing the point. There is legitimate muni debt, and there is fraudulent muni debt, ala Jefferson County and Harrisburg. Huge fucking difference.  

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 22:39 | 1864270 blunderdog
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Does this mean Alabama's going to have to leave the EU?

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 23:56 | 1864543 Mr. Mandelbrot
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Heeyy, I ree-zint dat dare commeeennt.  Roll Tide

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 23:34 | 1864481 John Law Lives
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John Law is not missing the point. I have long stated on ZH that all munis can not be condemned as an asset class because of some bad eggs (e.g. Jefferson County and Harrisburg).

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:46 | 1863463 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Many believe?  Like who?  Krugman?

You can't build an arguement top down, especially quoting "many whom believe".

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:11 | 1863530 John Law Lives
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Mr Lennon Hendrix,

I am not here to craft an argument in defense of munis.  I was responding to specific comments made by "Josh Randall".  Unless "Josh Randall" is an alias for you, you be a good boy and butt out of our exchange.  However, since you asked who believes the Federal Government may bail out U.S. States, why none other than MEREDITH WHITNEY thought so:

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2010-09-30/whitney-says-states-may-need-fe...

excerpts:

"The U.S. government will face pressure to bail out struggling states in the next 12 months, said Meredith Whitney, the banking analyst who correctly predicted Citigroup Inc.'s dividend cut in 2008."

"U.S. states won't default, Whitney said."

 

If people on this site want to cite Meredith Whitney as a CREDIBLE source re. her prediction that a wave of bankruptcies among municipalities is coming, it would be LOGICAL for them to also consider her as a CREDIBLE source re. her view that the Federal Government may bail them out.  You can't pick and choose.  You either believe Whitney is credible or she is not.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:17 | 1863579 Placerville
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Credible does not equal always unbiased.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 22:55 | 1868673 StychoKiller
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Credible does NOT always equal 100% correct either.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:53 | 1863493 my puppy for prez
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That is the inherent risk in "investing"....never a sure thing...not even bonds, as we are all learning!

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:22 | 1863365 Hephasteus
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Muni's are not going broke because of massive drops in taxes. They are going broke becuase of massive drops in taxes being massively undereported by corporate america. Walmart is probably collecting 30 percent less taxes and handing over 50 percent less taxes and keeping the rest.

Just like mcdonalds handled food costs by getting employees to "mistakenly" not put one item in every order.

I've said this several times but it's just a matter of time before this type of fraud is going to be brought to the table and discussed because other options will become harder to impliment.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:39 | 1863435 NotApplicable
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Taxation is theft, so why should any taxpayer not steal as well?

The fish rots from the head down.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 20:43 | 1863902 upWising
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The squid rots from the rectal orifice up.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 22:15 | 1864219 cleverlemming
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Except in this case, the largest case in history so far, and one that was publicized extensively by writers like Matt Taibbi, they are going bankrupt largely because they were swindled by JPMorgan Chase.

But they knew what they were doing:

“You know, I get the impression that people think a bunch of rubes in Alabama shouldn’t be smart enough to utilize these swaps,” Langford said. “And let there be an understanding: As long as this is a legal instrument, and it drives down costs, if we have to do one tomorrow, I’ll do it again.”

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/looting-main-street-20100331

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 00:00 | 1864554 Mr. Mandelbrot
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Langford is rotting in prison.  If you've never seen his "chiclet teeth," click the link for a belly laugh . . .

 

http://news.lalate.com/2008/12/01/larry-langford-arrested/

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 21:20 | 1864033 Chuck Walla
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People without jobs don't pay much in taxes.  Corporations that aren't selling things don't pay much in taxes.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 22:10 | 1864208 FeetOnTheGround
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Oh shit - Whose left?

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:34 | 1863618 Joeman34
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Exactly, smart muni bond investors have anticipated this bankruptcy for years now.  Meredith Whitney is a moron who got one call right.  She was trying to sell her new rating agency when she made that prediction on 60 minutes.  She has no idea about municipal finance.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 20:40 | 1863892 WonderDawg
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You don't have to know anything about municipal finance, all you need to know is simple math and the answer becomes clear.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:52 | 1863704 Forgiven
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Cans can be kicked quite far down the road for quite some time.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 01:07 | 1864699 CompassionateFascist
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In flatland, all roads end suddenly.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 01:49 | 1864763 UP Forester
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Right up until the road gets to the mountain of debt that looks like the Matterhorn.  Then, not so much.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 21:05 | 1863981 Augustus
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The factor that kept the bankrupts alive was a massive transfer from O'Bama to almost all of these govts.  You may recall the pronouncement of Harry Reid that govt. jobs were most important to save.  It merely caused a postponement.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:04 | 1863268 OpenEyes
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somewhere Meridith Whitney is smiling and silently raising a glass

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:56 | 1863505 MsCreant
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And I raise mine back at her, a nice Cabernet. Cheers.

When she made her call one of the Tylers gave her shit for how obvious a call it was and accused her of marketing herself. She has since been dragged through the mud, accused of lying, told her math didn't work out, and called to EXPLAIN HERSELF before congress. 

It was an obvious call. BUT SHE WAS THE FIRST MAINSTREAM FINANCIAL FIGURE WITH THE GUTS TO ATTACH HER REPUTATION TO THE CALL. THAT'S CALLED RISK. SHE PUT HERSELF ON THE LINE TO WARN EVERYONE. And yeah, she did good business too. So many of these back-boneless worms are only just now showing up to bat to tell the truth. Some of them still won't.

I wanna say Whitney has balls; what she had was courage.

 

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:16 | 1863576 RiverRoad
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Right on MsCreant.  And guess what?  The best thing that could happen for the people of this country would be for munis to crash and crash fast.  THEN us sheeple could buy in at high tax free rates and screw the federal government.  You go girl.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:28 | 1863624 Joeman34
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Sorry, look at the numbers.  Her 'call' isn't even remotely correct.  Not even on the same continent...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 02:21 | 1864828 MsCreant
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Yet.

All us doomers seem to call it too early. Just true. The Tylers too. I know I did, I looked wacked for a while, and now folks are saying I was "prescient" (if you know what we know it's shooting fish in a barrel, no sport at all). It is all coming to pass, we have not even begun the real party yet. I wish we were all wrong and the evidence was marginal and shaky. Muni's will default. Not hundreds by the end of the year, but hundreds will.

Waterfall ahead.

You've been here too long. You know this too, the whole fucking shebang is unsustainable.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 11:22 | 1865970 John Law Lives
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"Muni's will default. Not hundreds by the end of the year, but hundreds will."

... and the world will continue to spin and life will go on whilst you remain barricaded in a bunker.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:00 | 1868692 StychoKiller
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I can think of $14+Trillion reasons WHY life as you know it is coming to an end...

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:57 | 1863511 Lux Fiat
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Maybe she'll get better treatment than the attempted MSM rear guard action when Sean Egan was on Squawk Box yesterday. 

They try to rip into Egan-Jones's downgrade of Jeffries, and then when he describes current political actions to buy time to prepare the public for bad news as Clintoneque (with reference to the Monica Lewinsky fiasco), Joe Kearnan tells Egan that they are trying to get Clinton on the show, so please stop talking about/mentioning Lewinsky.  I kid you not.

http://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=3000056089

Sadly, could not access another video from Egan's visit that I also watched earlier where he was talking about the demographic element to the Euro and American crises.  As the segment comes to an end, Barry Knapp cuts into what is a fascinating talk by Egan in an attempt to gloss over Egan's words with hopium, in total disregard of the real situation.  It was truly pathetic to watch.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 17:57 | 1863226 Strawboss
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Couldnt happen to a nicer set of folks.

I hope JP's losses are deducted from Blythe's bonus/home/ass...

This will be the downdraft in silver that will enable JP/HSBC et al to cover their remaining short positions and to establish their long positions.  I am locked, cocked and ready to rock...

Riding TVIX and FAZ to the moon and then planning on jumping into AGQ, SLW, PNPFF and a whole host of other miners.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:50 | 1863697 sampo
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JP's silver bets are hedged with their stockprice. Says Max Keiser. Today was the first day in a long time they didn't close above silver..

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 20:55 | 1863927 GoinFawr
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And down 7% with change to boot. Yeah, this day just keeps on getting better and better.

High Five, JD!

In the face.

With a chair.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 17:58 | 1863234 Deadpool
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Pink Floyd "Money"

Money, get away
Get a good job with more pay and you're okay
Money, it's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a football team

Money get back
I'm alright Jack keep your hands off my stack.
Money it's a hit
Don't give me that do goody good bullshit
I'm in the hi-fidelity first class travelling set
And I think I need a Lear jet

Money it's a crime
Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie
Money so they say
Is the root of all evil today
But if you ask for a raise it's no surprise that they're
giving none away

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 17:59 | 1863239 Cursive
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Most people in Alabama probably don't think this was as bad as Bama getting it's ass whipped by LSU.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:08 | 1863291 Mactheknife
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Not even close cause the people in Bama land win on this one.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:11 | 1863308 scattergun
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9 to 6 at the end of overtime is not getting your ass whipped. Roll Tide

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:31 | 1863405 NewThor
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Aren't you supposed to  be reporting on Victoria Secret models?

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:45 | 1863459 geneb
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...roll

around the bowl and down the hole

 

Roll Tide Roll

 

:)

 

It was a great game...

Geaux Tigers!

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:51 | 1863480 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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It was a terrible game.  Terrible.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:32 | 1863640 sosoome
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True, but he's got a point.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:35 | 1863421 Mutatto
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You left out the part about the bogus LSU interception call on the 1 foot line. 

I'm not even a Tide fan and that call was unbelievable.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:19 | 1863587 Cursive
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@mutatto

The reciever must secure and possess the ball to the ground. The ball never stopped moving and Bama's tight end never possessed it. Eric Reid possessed it and the only question was whether he was down at the 1 yard line or if it was a touchback. Plays like this happen in the NFL on a weekly basis.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:54 | 1863496 ex VRWC
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Talking about ass-whipping in relation to college football is - well - lets just say it took on a whole new meaning at Penn State  :(   Gotta watch that terminology.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 20:49 | 1863917 geneb
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Older woman chasing younger male = Cougar

Older man chasing younger male = Nittany Lion.

Wish I could take credit for originating that... But I gave it to you for what it cost me.

 

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 21:49 | 1864138 Ned Zeppelin
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Joe Pa "retiring at season's end" will transform to "Joe Pa gone" by this weekend.

In fact, Joe Pa's fall from grace may exactly match, in terms of synchronous timing, the collapse of the European banking system - it will occur by the weekend. 

Tsunami waves to hit US a day or 2 later.  You might think about taking a few extra FRNs out of the ATM before the weekend. Tide you over until martial law goes into effect. 

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 21:09 | 1863990 Augustus
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Most people in Alabama have known that the Birmingham government was incompetent for many years.  They could not qualify to lease a Kia on a personal basis.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 17:59 | 1863245 Lux Fiat
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Nice scoop.  It's not yet on Bloomberg or WSJ homepages.  Perhaps they don't think it's important enough to warrant headline status, or don't want others to think it is?  Greece, coming to a county near you...

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:22 | 1863369 Lux Fiat
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One of the lead stories on al.com (no idea how reliable this news site is...) is that the Jeff. Co. commissioners voted 4-1 to file bankruptcy. 

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2011/11/jefferson_county_commission_vo_14.html

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:52 | 1863489 ss123
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No mention on CNBC either that I can tell.

Media collusion to keep a story buried a little bit longer?

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:00 | 1863248 JohnG
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Don't blame them one bit.  JPM fully deserves this.

My sister lives in Birmingham.  She called me about her sewer bills after the last "vote" by the commision.  The way they laid it out (it was something like 3.5% increase per year), 5 minutes with excel and explaining exponential growth to her, and she was in tears.  Bll get huge FAST.

I'm still trying to find out if it's permitted to install new septic tanks (doesn't look like it without a zoning variance which would probably fail on request).  

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:19 | 1863351 cossack55
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Well and septic? No way, Jose. Way too much independence for the sheeple. Debt slavery is the new norm.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:07 | 1863255 truont
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Everyone, chillax!

Larry Summers has found the solution to the debt problem!  Huzzah for Larry! 

"The central irony of financial crisis is that while it is caused by too much confidence, too much borrowing and lending and too much spending, it can only be resolved with more confidence, more borrowing and lending, and more spending," Summers writes in a recent op-ed in The Financial Times." 

We are saved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Thank goodness for Keynesians

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/bb228716-fb51-11e0-8df6-00144feab49a.html#axzz...

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:43 | 1863452 NotApplicable
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In other words, we are all gonna be millionaires... in a world that will requires trillions to survive.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 20:43 | 1863901 WonderDawg
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You can't print confidence.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:02 | 1863259 terryfuckwit
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jp may be a teflon bank...where the shit never sticks

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:25 | 1863609 RiverRoad
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Better not be.....

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:02 | 1863260 catch edge ghost
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Maybe get Billy Joel and do a MineAid.  Do they mine there? eh. SomethingAid. With Billy Joel.  And shots of the Liberty Bell and Amish folks now and then. Yeah it'll be nice. And we'll all Text donations.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:02 | 1863261 reggiehammond
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most municipalities are tightly run and free of corruption.....................in fantasy land. AMERICA IS FUCKED. Perhaps the only shortcoming of this forum is that it does no sufficiently malign/expose the demagogue vainglorious (generally closet homosexual) politicians many of which are too stupid to work on Wall St or brazen enough to work there first only to look for a seedier change of pace. BOTH ARE SELF-RIGHTEOUS, GREEDY, CORRUPT, LOWLIFES who should be hanged sans due process. Everything has a price.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:13 | 1863321 MachoMan
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tell us how you really feel

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:20 | 1863354 Dr. Acula
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"Rothbard advocated abolition of coercive government control of society and the economy. He considered the monopoly force of government the greatest danger to liberty and the long-term well-being of the populace, labeling the State as nothing but a "gang of thieves writ large"—the locus of the most immoral, grasping and unscrupulous individuals in any society.[6][7][8][9]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothbard

 

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:34 | 1863416 NewThor
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Y'all be nice to Eddie Murphy. He's on edge. We was just in a Brett Ratner film AND quit the Oscars.

He's not having a good decade. Cut him some slack.

 

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:33 | 1863637 RiverRoad
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Reggiehammond:   Right you are and all politics is local.  Once sat on a board of ed whose proposal to institute an elective "practical math" course covering balancing of checkbooks, compound interest, etc. was nixed behind the scenes by a local bank president.  Easy to see how the sheeple were victimized by the banks....

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:04 | 1863269 bob_dabolina
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Bushs fault

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:35 | 1863420 NewThor
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Don't think too long about any one subject.

It makes conclusions less simpler.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:09 | 1863282 navy62802
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All we're going to hear about tomorrow is how this still doesn't prove that Meredith Whitney is right. Haha. Good for the citizens of Jefferson County.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:21 | 1863360 cossack55
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Maybe Jeffco can incorporate into a new Iceland province. Win-win

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:07 | 1863284 Peterpaul
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In Atlanta we pay a huge amount to fund a storm drain overflow project, now projected to cost in excess of $3 BILLION dollars! Our house's annual water and sewer bill is north of $1,000 for an 1100 square foot home with a very small garden and no grass we care to water. I empathize with the people of Birmingham - this is gonna cost them far more than they ever feared before all is said and done.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:19 | 1863347 Dr. Acula
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"Rothbard concluded that all services provided by monopoly governments could be provided more efficiently by the private sector. He viewed many regulations and laws ostensibly promulgated for the "public interest" as self-interested power grabs by scheming government bureaucrats engaging in dangerously unfettered self-aggrandizement, as they were not subject to market disciplines." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothbard

 

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:25 | 1863383 blu
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Here in Cali, the publicly traded util monopoly Pacific Gas & Electric will happily blow your entire neighborhood to atomized ratshit if it means they can skip expensive system testing to make their quarterly dividend. FACT.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:36 | 1863426 dark pools of soros
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yup -  Acula kinda ignores the whole private sector financial instruments WMDs blowing up everything regardless of his avowed Market Forces holy ghost

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:04 | 1863538 blu
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Except I was meaning blow it to atomized ratshit in the literal sense.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_San_Bruno_pipeline_explosion

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:53 | 1863544 Dr. Acula
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"Acula kinda ignores the whole private sector financial instruments WMDs blowing up everything"

You couldn't be more wrong.

Imperfect humans cannot avoid causing occasional "blow ups". But they can make them much more frequent and damaging through interfering with the operation of the market and the mechanism of economic calculation.

If the market is allowed to operate unhampered, then schemes that do not serve consumers will result in financial losses. Those who sustain enough losses will be removed from the market through liquidation, putting them in a place where they can no longer hurt others with their bad decisions.

It's the bureaucratic government interventions that prop up engines of wealth destruction like Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Sallie Mae, AIG, GM, etc., that distort the actions of entrepeneurs through moral hazard, and that encourage recklessness by undermining the common-sense ethics of hard work and saving through devaluing the unit of currency (inflating the money supply).

"avowed Market Forces holy ghost"

I know of no "ghosts" in economics, unless perhaps one is procuring the services of a medium. But there is human action. For example, there are sellers who seek high prices in exchange for their goods and mutatis mutandis buyers who seek low costs; consequent higgling yields market-clearing prices.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 22:48 | 1864294 blunderdog
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You can't actually "destroy wealth" by changing memory-registers in supercomputers.  There's an actual real physical universe out there, and that's the place "wealth" exists.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:43 | 1863454 DosZap
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blu

Kali has been so screwed up for so long, nothing surprises me. 

I prayed that the Northern half would have been allowed to become a second state within the state,but the South welfare Whores, stopped it.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 20:27 | 1863835 NotApplicable
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Are you forgetting the PG&E's monopoly is a government creation?

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 23:21 | 1864440 Christophe2
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Are you forgetting that you can only feasibly have a single gas pipe going to your house?  Or are you saying the government is getting in the way of a half-dozen pipe laying companies, all of which wish to compete against one another at the last mile?

 

There are markets that are free (where buyers and sellers are mobile) and others where they are essentially fixed.  It's smart to recognize that fact and optimize your solution appropriately - or similarly, it's not smart to assume that all markets are free (or would be without government intervention).

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:44 | 1863457 falak pema
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monopoly big finance meets surrogate monopoly muni crap...wmd of financial world. They weren't in Iraq or Iran they are in USA and EU.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:26 | 1863386 ebworthen
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Yup.

Increase taxes, decrease property values, increase foreclosures, decrease revenues...

The moral hazard is slowly percolating through the societal sewer...

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:51 | 1863482 TomGa
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Yeah, you're fucked. Move to Sandy Springs.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:00 | 1863524 my puppy for prez
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OMG!!!  That is ridiculous and thievery to boot!  So sorry for Atlantians...thanks for letting us know...we won't move there!

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:03 | 1863535 my puppy for prez
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Just to give you a comparison of how criminal and marxist your city is:  I live in Texas, inside city limits.  We have 1 acre, mostly grass that we water frequenty, AND a swimming pool.

The MOST our bill was even in the heat of the horrid summer was $400.00.

Tell everyone you know and go storm City Hall!  That is SHAMEFUL!

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 20:29 | 1863842 Hannibal
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You always have a choice, move to another state or country.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:07 | 1863285 lolmao500
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Population 658 000.... big city.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:12 | 1863319 bob_dabolina
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...county

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:24 | 1863375 DosZap
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lolmao500

Population 658 000.... big city.

Wait till the folks have a gut full, and start moving.

Before long, I think Texas will have the population of New York, and Cali combined.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:08 | 1863299 Iriestx
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I'm sure the ISDA will rule that bankruptcy isn't a CDS event.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:24 | 1863323 No One
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All JPM has to say is "the debt holders agree to voluntarily take a cut assigned to us by the U.S. Bankruptcy Court".

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:08 | 1863304 lolmao500
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In other news, why the hell hasn't Detroit filled for Chapter 9 already?

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:22 | 1863368 cossack55
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Can't afford a lawyer.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:42 | 1863446 NewThor
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+1 MEGATRON

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:40 | 1863442 dark pools of soros
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zombies don't do well with paperwork

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