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Jon Corzine Resigns From MF Global, Will Not Collect Severance

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Fri, 11/04/2011 - 07:49 | 1844358 GeneMarchbanks
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Hey! Fuck that guy!

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:02 | 1844405 junkyardjack
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Which one?

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:14 | 1844457 GeneMarchbanks
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Touche.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:54 | 1845375 Hard1
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How about banning both from receiving severance and prosecuting them!

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 21:44 | 1847339 spiral_eyes
Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:24 | 1844471 TruthInSunshine
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-Michael Clayton in Jon Corzine's kitchen- Scene

Michael Clayton:   I don't know what Walter promised you but...

Jon Corzine:   A miracle worker. That's Walter on the phone twenty minutes ago. Direct quote, okay, "Hang tight, I'm sending you a miracle worker."

Michael Clayton:   Well he misspoke.

Jon Corzine:  About what? That you're the firms fixer? Or that you're any good at it?
[explodes in anger] This shit is complicated, and when you make as much as I do from connections, you tend to lose the penchant and drive to monitor the ethical, legal, moral & most basic of details, okay?  These clients are all greedy f**cks, alright, and they shouldn't have expected to swim with sharks without getting bitten! This is America, now, Michael! We don't have firms that make things of value, we only have firms that shift things of value, as in from your pocket to mine, got it! How the hell are greedy pricks like me with aspirations going to get what we need to satisfy our unrelenting voraciousness if we can't bend the rules from time to time, even if there's collateral damage?

Jon Corzine:   What if someone had stolen my master password at MF Gloal? Huh? Happens all the time.

Michael Clayton:   The FBI likes client fraud & commingling of funds cases. They work them hard and they clear them fast. Right now there's a coffee slurping FBI forensic acccounting team pouring over MF Global Accounts. Tomorrow they're going to be fingering each and every person who had their finger in the pie, including Obama "bundlers."
[the phone rings]

Michael Clayton:   There's no play here. There's no angle. There's no champagne room. I'm not a miracle worker, I'm a janitor. The math on this is simple. The smaller the mess the easier it is for me to clean up.

Jon Corzine:  [points to the phone] That's the FBI isn't it?

Michael Clayton:   No. They don't call.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:39 | 1844552 Chrome Child
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Own that flick - great movie.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:51 | 1844608 docloxvio
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What is the name of the movie?

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:13 | 1844713 TruthInSunshine
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Michael Clayton

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:28 | 1845056 equity_momo
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Great movie. Tom Wilkinsons characters' monologue at the start sums it up.

And Clooney's last few lines are apt :

"youre fucked"
-wha..what?
"youre so fucked"

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:39 | 1845332 TruthInSunshine
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Are you so f**king blind that you don't even see what I am? I sold out Arthur for 80 grand and a three year contract. I'm the easiest part of your problem and you're gonna kill me?

Karen was extremely book smart, but pathetically stupid, just like The Bernank.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:56 | 1844629 Sudden Debt
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You don't fuck this president, THIS PRESIDENT FUCKS YOU!

 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:07 | 1844684 TruthHunter
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No the Prez is just someone else's dick....

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:17 | 1844472 Duuude
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Which guy...

 

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The lead regulator investigating the collapse of Jon Corzine's securities firm, MF Global, worked alongside him for 18 years at Goldman Sachs Group Inc. The two later collaborated to pass a law intended to prevent accounting scandals...

 

http://beta.finance.yahoo.com/news/corzine-regulator-worked-together-gol...

 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:41 | 1844564 Outlaw Of The W...
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gensler.  Another one.

Hitler was right about everything.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:12 | 1844707 LeBalance
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Kennedy < Warren

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:15 | 1844720 TruthInSunshine
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Kennedy & Warren > Tebow

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:16 | 1844725 Firing Pin
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Article should be titled: "Jon Corzine Resigns from MF Global, Has Already Collected My Severance." 

Nice succinct statement; I like!

 

 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 07:49 | 1844361 midgetrannyporn
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Just another Goldman Sachs scumbag. Same with the regulators, all squidly. Business as usual.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 07:49 | 1844362 ATM
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I didn't know you could collect severance while hanging from the end of a rope.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 07:52 | 1844370 trampstamp
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Bravo!

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 07:52 | 1844372 Rich V
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Let's hope he takes another high speed ride on the Garden State Parkway in the rain....

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 07:55 | 1844384 ATM
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Far too unsatisfying if this fuck dies in a wreck. The people want their own gratification - like in Libya.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:02 | 1844663 Vergeltung
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that would be very nice. love to be in that crowd at the time.....

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:51 | 1844712 pelican
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revoked

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 07:52 | 1844375 I am a Man I am...
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I'm pretty sure the chief operating officer needs to get the fuck out too.  And doesn't anybody get mother fucking fired these days?

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 07:55 | 1844386 Hansel
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And the CFO.  Nothing happens with money that the CFO doesn't know about.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:55 | 1844627 pelican
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I was fired as a teenager once for giving the wrong change.  $1.20 too little. (I guess working three jobs caught up with me)

 

To think, I could have been a great Wall Street tycoon.

 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 07:53 | 1844377 LeonardoFibonacci
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Jon Corzine & Dick Fuld are teaming up to run a Hedge Fund called '' Come InVest Sheeples International''

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:27 | 1844761 TruthInSunshine
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It's going to be called Dick Fuld, Corzine.

Linda Green & Signman Fraud will be co-partners.

Allegedly.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 07:55 | 1844385 Irish66
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I'm worried about the soup company

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 07:58 | 1844394 Archimedes
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And he hired Lehman's Laywer too! What a piece of shit this guy is.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:04 | 1844395 Outlaw Of The W...
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andrew ross sorkin suspects the money is just "lost".  It could have been a "fat finger".

 

here horowitz from bad boys runs interference for his "co-religionists" at 85 Broad Street in typical yid style.  

http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2011/10/31/its-lonely-without-the-goldman-net/

 

such flair and elan, this mensch has.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:09 | 1844436 karzai_luver
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The mad skills of these peeps , amazing.

 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:17 | 1844470 Outlaw Of The W...
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LIESman, cramer, ira ross sorkin, faber, greenberg, kaminsky, rovell, finerman, kudlow the born again "Christian", boorstin, melissa francis, "zach" karabell, jane wells.

such a mitzvah at englewood cliff everyday, itz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Itz almost as if they are put in place running/protecting a criminal enterprise (fellow "jews).

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:06 | 1844677 orangedrinkandchips
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Good post, but you forgot to add, and im not kidding one bit...that Kudlow is a coke addict....and a zebra never changes their spots...lol.....

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:25 | 1844770 TruthHunter
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"protecting a criminal enterprise (fellow "jews)"

I am reminded of the verse in the Apocalypse that says  

"I know the slander of those who say they are jews and are not"

Robert Anton Wilson points out in Illuminatus Trilogy that to conspire means to "breathe together".  Same Nitrous Oxide?

 

On the other hand, the West Bank and Gaza are full of people who are genetic Jews, but aren't. 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:01 | 1844403 hangemhigh77
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Don't you love it, these dirtbags commit HUGE crimes and their punishment is "resignation".  Oh we can't prosecute him for HUGE crimes because he no longer works here.  Next stop for this POS better be Rahway or a lynching.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:05 | 1844415 HD
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They could have at least shot him in the head with tear gas granade...

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:03 | 1844406 HD
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It's okay. He's got 99 weeks of unemployment coming...

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:03 | 1844408 Dr. Engali
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Isn't he magnanimous? A true hero of the state.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:03 | 1844409 Peter K
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The Hope, the change, the reality of it all.

Now we know why Corzine had a clause to let him take gov positiosn. In gov, he could do much more damage to the economy, and still have a gov pension. Just like the Bamster:)

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:05 | 1844412 Miss Expectations
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This is a Jon Corzine re-election Biographical video (7 minutes).

Hear about how grandpa lost it all, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTrJLsxGQWA

He makes my skin crawl.

 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:32 | 1845302 Spastica Rex
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Their minds truly work differently. Dissocial personality type disorders seem to be a requirement for leadership positions these days.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:05 | 1844413 Everybodys All ...
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Is this what democracy looks like?  Disgusting.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:11 | 1844443 apberusdisvet
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He needs to start learning how to pick up the soap in the shower without bending his knees.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:13 | 1844449 grey7beard
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A republican would have taken the severence.  Both sides are corrupt scum, but at least Republicans have some balls.  What a slithering coward.  Take the money!!!!!

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 08:14 | 1844461 j0nx
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Rest easy bitches. Eric 'The Wolf' Holder is on this motherfucker.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:18 | 1844735 Firing Pin
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+1

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