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Jon Corzine's Family Responds To Accusations Against The Patriarch

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First appearing in Vanity Fair:, in response to Jon Corzine's riskiest business.

The sweeping negative narrative the authors use to describe our family in “Jon Corzine’s Riskiest Business” [by Bryan Burrough, William D. Cohan, and Bethany McLean, February] completely contradicts our firsthand experience of events and people.


We have never been estranged from our father, nor do we recognize the motives you ascribed to him in politics and business. The father we know ran for public office because of a lifelong desire to give back to society as well as a love of the political process and a passion to be a progressive Democrat. Our family, friends, and former business colleagues hold the same view. Though we disagree with your analysis of him and find your sources, often referred to as close friends, dubious at best, not to mention nameless, we understand judgments about public figures come with the territory.


What does not come with the territory in our minds are reckless allegations and assertions involving private personalities such as the ones you chose to propagate toward our mother, Joanne. Your portrayal of her is the opposite of who we know her to be. The subjective descriptions of her character based on quotes from anonymous “friends” is the elevation of gossip to legitimate reporting. The assertion regarding her becoming “close” to David Tepper is a blatant falsehood. She has never met or spoken to David Tepper. Our mother was an involved member of the Summit, New Jersey, community for almost 30 years and had built lifelong friendships. Our childhood home was not cold but warm and loving. Our mother tried to create as normal a life as possible for us. She taught us, by example, how to live a private and productive life.


Brooklyn, New York

Next, it is turn for the families of the thousands of people whose money was stolen by MF Global (and apparently Fabrice Tourre, since nobody at MF Global was responsible for anything... or else it just vaporized) to send in their letters.

h/t Lizzie


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Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:01 | 2229398 taniquetil
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"I simply do not know where the money is"


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:04 | 2229432 Ahmeexnal
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lynch the whole effin family!

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:08 | 2229457 Careless Whisper
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First we had Growing Up Gotti, now it's time for Growing Up Corzine

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:08 | 2229475 JPM Hater001
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This will be good for 2 seasons easily.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:13 | 2229507 Theta_Burn
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Its all fun and games till the phones are ringing 3am with nothing but heavy breathing at the other end

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:31 | 2229614 Hippocratic Oaf
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This family should be in fucking hiding.

His Honor(able) lost the money!!! Doesn't know where it is!!!

Cry me a fucking river!

and to post their names? Gimme a fuckin' brek!

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:42 | 2229639 Sudden Debt
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a lifelong desire to give back to society as well as a love of the political process and a passion to be a progressive Democrat.....

Sniff.... Somebody please give me a kleenex and a billion kazillion dollar parachute!

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:48 | 2229698 nope-1004
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Got away with it in this world.  Good luck going forward Jon.


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:55 | 2229731 Pladizow
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They should take the route of Madoff's kid!

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:01 | 2229767 nope-1004
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"Congressman, I really don't know what happened to the money...."


I always knew Jon Corzine was incompetent.  Never thought he'd say it on national TV.


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:11 | 2229811 caconhma
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IMHO, we will end up having a revolution with this shit (aka Jewish Banking Mafia) nowhere to run.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 19:18 | 2229913 TruthInSunshine
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MF Global customer account money, like Andy Dufresne, "up and disappeared like a fart in the wind" [as the warden tosses a chiseled chess piece at the poster of Rita Hayworth (aka Sugar Britches), revealing the tunnel Andy had taken years to dig with a single, tiny rock hammer].


Up & Disappeared Like a Fart In The Wind, Bitchez!


Family Guy's Shawshank Redemption


Red:    "Why Andy picked Burrito night to make his escape through the prison sanitary sewer pipe, I will never know."



Tue, 03/06/2012 - 20:45 | 2230540 LowProfile
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They live in Brooklyn, huh?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 21:47 | 2230681 Papasmurf
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Uprooted family interviewed via skype from Paraguay.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 22:04 | 2230731 AldousHuxley
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Backclaw any profit from Jon Corzine to his family members.


Don't they know? Corzine is the new Madoff.....



any corzines buying a noose?


good thing that his wife Sharon M. Elghanayan is a psychotherapist

Wed, 03/07/2012 - 07:47 | 2231542 nevadan
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Sugar britches was Raquel Welch, not Rita Hayworth.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 03:04 | 2235062 TruthInSunshine
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+1 on that correction

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 18:08 | 2230010 Robsabi
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Oh, so even when the perpetrator is some combination of Dutch/English/French/Italian ( you can still attribute his actions to the Jews.

I guess it's equally safe to say that even if you eventually manage to utter something intelligent, there'll be no reason to assume it's not still coming from a complete douche/idiot.

Hey, it's your reasoning.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 21:39 | 2230664 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Pladizow said:

They should take the route of Madoff's kid!

Now that would be giving back to society.


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:08 | 2229780 Doña K
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@ Corzine family: 

I admire you for your bravery but, deep inside, you know that your dad is just a common thief who steals not because of need, but just because he knows people. he is now shoping for a castle in France, a chalet in Chamonix and a summer home in Juan la Pin, while you are fending off the slings and arrows of vox populi.

He actually stole from you also: Your freedom and your peace of mind and burdened you with guilt.

If you want your life back, make him return the money. Life is too short and guilt will drive you psychotic and your life will be unbearable.


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:16 | 2229823 Ahmeexnal
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Chamonix IS in france.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 19:07 | 2230226 Doña K
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Who said it was'nt?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:37 | 2229914 mrgneiss
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Quote from Jon Corzine's wife:

Corzine "let his family down, and he'll probably let New Jersey down, too."

Need to expand that circle of disappointment a bit.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 20:57 | 2230571 MagicHandPuppet
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I usually wouldn't think the punishment for a father's crime will be laid upon his family as well. But, more poppycock like this from them, and all bets are off. ...especially when they will be living the life of international oligarchs with the money their daddy stole through elaborately planned "losses" of miney outright stolen from others on bets to international trusts and corporations he just happens to own. ...hypothetically of course.

Wed, 03/07/2012 - 02:40 | 2231279 Bringin It
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Re. poppycock like this from them

I wonder.

Is it really from "them"??  Is there a video of them signing?  A press conferense?

Maybe they saw what happened to Bernie's kid?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:03 | 2229782 macholatte
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a love of the political process and a passion to be a progressive Democrat

Progressive Democrat = Fascist

nuff said

Wed, 03/07/2012 - 02:45 | 2231286 Bringin It
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One of the few large buyers of Lehman stock in the summer in the Summer of 2008 was the NJ public pension funds.

Wed, 03/07/2012 - 02:39 | 2231278 StychoKiller
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[quote]...a lifelong desire to give back to society as well as a love of the political process and a passion to be a progressive Democrat.[/quote]

They say that like it's NOT an indictment!!

If my name were Corzine, I'd be looking for some of this:

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:32 | 2229622 Hugo Chavez
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They will slack off on security details sometime in the next ten years. I predict one or more of them get chopped up and fed to fishes when they let their guard down.

I hope they keep their names in the newspapers and on peoples' minds.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:27 | 2229650 AbruptlyKawaii
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you parasites and the "father you know" need to die a very slow painful death as slow as possible as painful as possible FUCK YOU!


still waiting for that terminal marine sniper to start picking off bankers mark my word it will happen YOU ARE NOT SAFE ASS HOLES (why do you think obarry keeps giving bennies to vets rather than the rest)


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:36 | 2229906 knightowl77
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Obammy is proposing to cut the bennies for the troops, their families and Vets, while keeping bennies intact for civilians.....

This shit will not be tolerated well

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:55 | 2229734 Augustus
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Bill "The Bomber" Ayers and family walk the streets daily after killing people and stating that he would do it again.  You could be correct though as Corzine's victims are Big Money and they have a way to punish.

Wed, 03/07/2012 - 02:59 | 2231307 Bringin It
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A lot of people get killed in the Banana Republic of America.  Even big people.  What happened to the former head of the CIA - William Colby??


o <-- Makes ZH reference.  Good riddance to Marla.  Agreed.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:47 | 2229696 CompassionateFascist
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Corzine kids should remember what happened to Madoff kid. Just sayin'...

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:16 | 2229826 Oracle of Kypseli
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Great example.

Corzine himself will never rest. The collective hate of so many people sends enough karma to destroy him. He will rot from the inside. 

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 18:07 | 2230000 IMACOINNUT
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you assume jon has a conscience -- interesting, a politician with a conscience. who woulda thought -- and in 2012?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 23:06 | 2230903 tarsubil
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How can a giant pile of shit rot anymore?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:25 | 2229858 HellFish
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Hate Schmate.  Hang him from a tree.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:11 | 2229480 GetZeeGold
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You can take daddy away....but please leave the money.



Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:35 | 2229635 peekcrackers
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 John Corzine ..  meet my  freind of mine Louisville slugger

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:02 | 2229774 Gene Parmesan
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Jon Corzine epitomizes everything that's wrong with American business and politics. He's corrupt. He's a criminal. He will probably walk free because of his connections.

Fuck him for what he did and who he is, and fuck his family for going public with this little half-hearted, bullshit rant and for living high on the hog as a result of his abuses.

Wed, 03/07/2012 - 03:08 | 2231318 prains
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Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:57 | 2229743 eatthebanksters
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Take the money away first...

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:10 | 2229485 Janice
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Tell the Corzine family, actions speak louder than words.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:53 | 2229975 THECOMINGDEPRESSION

Look what happened to Gotti. They all get it in the end.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:07 | 2229462 kaiserhoff
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Answer:  People in need of an ass raping.

Question:  Who are the Corzine family?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:30 | 2229611 Fedaykinx
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there's a special place in hell reserved for jon-jon, where he'll spend eternity getting his fudge packed by a gigantic porcupine monster

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:44 | 2229683 cahadjis
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There isn't. That's why we need to punish him on Earth asap.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:44 | 2229941 Fedaykinx
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a kid can dream, can't he?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:08 | 2229470 Clueless Economist
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hey Jim Morrison...I agree with you!

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:19 | 2229549 williambanzai7
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Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:26 | 2229589 resurger
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hahahahahaha! Who the fuck is the DAD!! hahaha

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:27 | 2229597 YC2
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omg thats hilarious

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:40 | 2229668 RSloane
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Haha! Perfect.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:43 | 2229677 FoolsAdvice
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You would think someone would have counseled them not to put themselves out there this way. Forgive them for being poor judges of their own father's character. But thinking children should know better than to attempt publicly to rehabilitate such a complete moral failure or a man. Cherish your personal memories quietly, knowing all future first impressions of your father will be tainted.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:01 | 2229766 Hugo Chavez
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If they attempt to stay in the public eye it is going to send someone over the edge.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:44 | 2229684 Hobbleknee
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I'm amazed, that after all the lives he's ruined, nobody has taken a shot at him.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:58 | 2229747 rosiescenario
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Agree....also Bernie Madoff and especially the Enron Texas you could probably have a jury acquit you under the crime of passion loophole if you went postal and shot every last one of those crooks. A jury with a few of the former Enron pensioneers would also seek to re-imburse you for your time and costof ammo.


You would think that there might be a few terminally ill gun owners who got shafted by one of these guys, but apparently not. It is really amazing.



Tue, 03/06/2012 - 18:51 | 2230176 samwell
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...and then draw and quarter them and spread their limbs to the 4 corners of manhattan as a warning.  turnabout is fair play.  Fraud is a form of terrorism and violence that is reprehensible.  For these demon spawn of Corzinski to defend dear old dad is a farce and should be expected.  He probably paid them with MF global ill gotten gains to do it.  whatever happened to clawbacks?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 19:35 | 2230297 Van Halen
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Off with their heads!

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:06 | 2229442 sessinpo
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"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."


Bill Clinton

Crap still makes me laugh

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:11 | 2229497 Ahmeexnal
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Yep, I can imagine Jon Porcine at his trial:

"I stole billions from customer accounts....but I did not inhale."

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:18 | 2229541 resurger
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Court: "that's a

misdemeanor Mr. Corzine'

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:00 | 2229762 eatthebanksters
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corzine to his jury,"I have tried oral sexbut I swear I never swallowed!"

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:19 | 2229546 Bernankster
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I know where the money is. I serve my masters well. 

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:58 | 2229750 JennaChick
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So Kyle Bass was right after all:

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:51 | 2229970 Optimusprime
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Kyle Bass remains as one of the most lucid, articulate, and courageous men out there today.  If per impossibile Ron Paul were to become president, It would be great to see Kyle Bass prominent in his administration.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:57 | 2229777 Translational Lift
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Best mummy & daddy ever....


BMW's for the kids

Best private schools

Best ski resorts in the world

$50,000 credit cards for the kids

Best island vacations for the spring break

So....what's not to like??

All on OPM as usual!!


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:18 | 2229830 Ruffcut
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Too fucking bad we don't currently have a repuke prez, then this fucktard supreme would be on the demonfucks campaign trail.

Campaign... Hmmm. interesting term.. CAMP PAIN.. I get it now.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 22:44 | 2230833 Buck Johnson
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Thley should publish in the Vanity Fair the letters and stories of people who lost their money and even their businesses because of the "vanishing money".

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:03 | 2229401 Stanwick
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Meanwhile at the cayman Is ranch...things is reckless

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:03 | 2229411 JLee2027
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When you "lose" a billion in customer funds, how do you explain that to your family? Either they're all crooks like you or you become an exile if you refuse to accept responsibility. 

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:08 | 2229473 resurger
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David Tepper was a victim! Everyone has his own style of taking revenge.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 22:53 | 2230862 AgShaman
Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:02 | 2229412 non_anon
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the family doesn't have a stake in this, nah, can't be

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:03 | 2229413 surfwon
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I think they are talking up their own book............... just like Warren Baffooooonnnnnnn


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:03 | 2229416 EscapeKey
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The father we know ran for public office because of a lifelong desire to give back to society

The problem is he steals 99x as much as he gives.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:23 | 2229575 NotApplicable
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Well, everyone needs desire in some fashion in order to get out of bed in the morning.

One for you, ninety-nine for me is a pretty damn good ratio, if you can pull it off.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:37 | 2229648 Gohn Galt
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It's the Gift of Bankruptcy.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:03 | 2229417 Shizzmoney
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"The money has vaporized"

Jon Corzine, drinking $10K wine from his Villa Estate in the Principality of Monaco

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:06 | 2229794 NotApplicable
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Haters gonna hate!

Wed, 03/07/2012 - 01:11 | 2231130 Carl Spackler
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There aren't too many "villa estates" in Monaco...unless you include the mountain slopes as the back 40.

Corzine is just evil.

And Monaco is a slum compared to the homes at Carmel by the Sea.


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:03 | 2229418 j0nx
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Oh when will rich, powerful people learn to keep their mouths shut during times of great upheaval - which usually they had the greatest hand in creating. It almost always leads to their downfall. Some lessons never get tired of being taught I suppose. Keep yapping.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:32 | 2229618 tickhound
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Let us review the dozen or so things that make Corzine & Co. untouchable in America.

1.  He's a former Goldman CEO

2.  Former US Senator

3.  Former US Governor

4.  Friends in the CFTC

5.  Friends in the SEC

6.  Friends at the FED

7.  His crime involves stealing over $1,000,000

8.  His crimes are too complicated for average US citizens to understand

9.  Wealth transfer is deemed more outrageous when the lower class is the recipient

10.  An investigation that runs too deep could disturb markets

11.  He's a lead Obama fundraiser

12.  And he's .............

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:37 | 2229646 Hippocratic Oaf
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Tickhound, you could have stopped at #1 and made your point

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 19:37 | 2230307 FMR Bankster
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That's right, remember he's old now. He didn't have time to go back to Goldman, work his way back to the top and slowly slip those $ out of people pockets while nobody was looking. So he took a few shortcuts, went to MF Global and aba cadabra, $1.2 billion gone.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:46 | 2229691 cahadjis
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I for one think 12 is the most important point. If you are wide-eyed enough to know it.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:56 | 2229737 Hippocratic Oaf
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#12 intertwines with doubt about it.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:08 | 2229798 NotApplicable
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He smells of elderberries?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:47 | 2229956 Fedaykinx
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has small hands and smells like cabbage?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 18:28 | 2230094 Island_Dweller
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His father was a hamster?


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:04 | 2229783 Miffed Microbio...
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Thanks, I was wondering why he walks and Madoff is in jail. Very clear when do we get the guillotines out? Getting to be a long wait.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:11 | 2229802 tickhound
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Plus Madoff committed a terrible blunder... His crimes were too #12 on #12.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 18:01 | 2229993 Translational Lift
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7.  His crime involves stealing over $1,000,000

                              "                       $1,500,000,000

There.....fixed it for you......

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 18:14 | 2230039 tickhound
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Think in these terms... "If you steal $1,000, it's a felony.  If you steal $1,000,000 you're a fucking hero"

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 22:09 | 2230744 Papasmurf
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This list implies his clients didn't do their due diligence.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 22:18 | 2230763 TheFourthStooge-ing
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j0nx asked:

Oh when will rich, powerful people learn to keep their mouths shut during times of great upheaval

Probably right about the time they feel the noose tighten.


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:03 | 2229419 GeneMarchbanks
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Put all JCs in prison.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:06 | 2229445 achmachat
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they were all named like a litter of puppies!?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:11 | 2229496 rayduh4life
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Yes, and now they should act like Hush puppies.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:03 | 2229420 sexcellent
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aristocracy bitchez!

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:03 | 2229421 BigMike
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Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:03 | 2229422 fuu
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Allen will keep a bunk warm for you Jon.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 18:09 | 2230019 Dave Thomas
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LOL You should have seen how fast that little Stanford Eagle got ripped off the front of old Al's building after he got arrested.

I always used to chuckle when I drove by there in the Galleria.

Maybe Allen can punch Corzine a few times so he too gets amnesia before the big trial.

Poor Al didn't have the same connections ol Johnny does, so that's why he's actually serving in the crowbar hotel.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:04 | 2229424 Kaiser Sousa
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Nothing will change until one of these fuckin sociopaths head is blown the fuck off...bankers ...death to you all.....

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:04 | 2229429 Manthong
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My only thought..

Czar Nicholas II

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:55 | 2229732 CompassionateFascist
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Nick was killed by a Jewish deathsquad. This time, other way 'round.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:04 | 2229430 Au_Ag_CuPbCu
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Fucking unbelievable, you can't make this shit up.  Fuck Corzine.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:26 | 2229590 Hugo Chavez
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Arent they pathetic?

They have the whole trading community laughing at them now.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:04 | 2229431 death_to_fed_tyranny
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Jon Corzine should be swinging from a lampost!

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:08 | 2229467 non_anon
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not before being tarred and feathered

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:05 | 2229434 Hondo
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It the clown family......please don't take my standard of living away....

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:05 | 2229437 PrintingPress
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>Your portrayal of her is the opposite of who we know her to be.


I hear jeff dahlmer was quite the chamer too. 

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:05 | 2229438 resurger
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gj David! Jon deserves it ...

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:05 | 2229443 BliptoP3
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So he wanted to be a thief, quote  a passion to be a progressive Democrat., and he got caught, so how is that different from what Vanity Fair said?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:06 | 2229444 jcaz
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Say kids?  Where IS daddy, by the way?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:06 | 2229446 Moneyswirth
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Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:06 | 2229447 Alienated Serf
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I hope he gets nut cancer.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:48 | 2229959 viahj
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i hear that butt cancer is worse

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:06 | 2229452 Everybodys All ...
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Madoff kids said the same ...

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:06 | 2229454 Gringo Viejo
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"Lifelong desire to give back to society"

What Au sense in being repetitious.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:24 | 2229578 Hugo Chavez
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What a joke.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:07 | 2229456 shano
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oh for gods sake, all his kids names begin with 'J'.  All of them J.C.  Now that is creepy.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:23 | 2229573 mkhs
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You don't have to redo the embroiydered inheritance.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:29 | 2229604 XitSam
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Wife too.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:07 | 2229461 john39
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corzine family - "let them eat cake(s)?"

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:20 | 2229554 death_to_fed_tyranny
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Cakes laced with Strychnine!

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:07 | 2229465 Catflappo
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Shame he didn't have three more children - he might have given consideration to naming them Jerk, Joke, and Jism.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:08 | 2229466 JPM Hater001
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We have never been estranged from our father, nor do we recognize the motives you ascribed to him in politics and business. The father we know ran for public office because of a lifelong desire to give back to society as well as a love of the political process and a passion to be a progressive Democrat.

Yes, well John Wayne Gacy was thought to be a kind fun loving person too.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:50 | 2229712 Miss Expectations
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So, we should always use Jon Stevens know, the criminal form of his name.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:08 | 2229468 Dealer
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How many hundreds of millions of dollars must one steal and then lose in order to be called "Honorable"?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:14 | 2229516 rayduh4life
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$1.2 Billion  - guy should be running for the senate.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:08 | 2229469 Dealer
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How many hundreds of millions of dollars must one steal and then lose in order to be called "Honorable"?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:27 | 2229594 NotApplicable
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The jury is still out on that number (though it's at least 12).

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:08 | 2229471 Watts_D_Matter
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Crooklyn, New York


To the Whorezine kids...FUCK YOU TOO!

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:08 | 2229472 Watts_D_Matter
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Crooklyn, New York


To the Whorezine kids...FUCK YOU TOO!

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:09 | 2229476 fightthepower
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Fuck you Corzine kids!  I hope you are the first to be hung!

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 18:13 | 2230035 KingdomKum
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why don't we gather up a few silver eagles each to finance this execution thing   -  that will start to scare these fucking banksters !

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:09 | 2229481 falak pema
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are we in the Godfather movie?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:10 | 2229483 azzhatter
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Kids, daddy's a fuckwad. I knew it the first time i saw him with obama's dick in his mouth. Sorry about the gene pool, you got hosed

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:22 | 2229484 Mercury
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Where the fuck is the money JC3?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:10 | 2229487 crawl
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Who says it doesn't pay to have friends in high places?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:11 | 2229494 Bunga Bunga
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Get over it, only white farmers were fucked, nobody on Wall St got hurt.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:28 | 2229599 NotApplicable
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Well, ya can't eat farmers!

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:34 | 2229629 Wakanda
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Monsanto's working on it.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:12 | 2229815 NotApplicable
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Yay. Just yesterday I learned about Monsanto and cottonseed oil.

currently playing on my mp3 player...

"Do you have any idea what the queers are doing to the soil?"

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:11 | 2229498 P229R
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As Daddy Jon would always tell us, "Stupid is as stupid does!"

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:11 | 2229499 P229R
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As Daddy Jon would always tell us, "Stupid is as stupid does!"

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:12 | 2229501 RSloane
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Of course they 'loved' him. He was bankrolling their lifestyle.

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