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Jon Stewart Brings Solyndra Mainstream: "That Custom Tailored Obama Scandal You Ordered Is Finally Here"

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The biggest scandal to rock the White House since Bill Clinton needed a refresher on the definition of the word "the" has gone fully mainstream after Jon Stewart dedicated his segment last night to "That Custom Tailored Obama Scandal You Ordered." His summary: "Fox News call your doctor, because the erection you currently have is going to last longer than 4 hours." Spot on. One thing is missing, however: someone should advise Jon that the missing link, Goldman Sachs, is also, and quite naturally, involved.

 

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Fri, 09/16/2011 - 09:48 | Link to Comment bigmikeO
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Comedy, bitchez!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:10 | Link to Comment Pladizow
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The man promised change and that is what your dollars are being replaced by.

What does change stand for - Come Help A N----- Get Elected!

Obama - just another black man asking for change.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:21 | Link to Comment Conrad Murray
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Meh, it's not a black or white thing, although that is what it will devolve(be guided?) into. This is about capitalists vs socialists, liberty and freedom vs tyranny and control. Don't buy into their bullshit. Most of the idiots that support either party were raised(conditioned) to be slaves. Is it their fault for not "waking up"? It doesn't matter. Kill a banker or a politician; don't incite the racial divide and conquer strategy. Instead of Klan and Panther brawls, the people must unite and slaughter the pigs that have raped our country and sold us and our children into debts that cannot be repaid. Gut them like the swine that they are and leave the carcasses in the public square.

Fuck You Washington.

 

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The American Dream - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPWH5TlbloU
The Century of the Self - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyPzGUsYyKM
Human Resources - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrJiCmcdELQ

Robert Welch - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZU0c8DAIU4
JFK - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhZk8ronces
Eisenhower - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y06NSBBRtY

Common Sense - http://www.archive.org/details/commonsense00147gut
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Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:51 | Link to Comment Buckaroo Banzai
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"The custom-tailored scandal is FINALLY here"??!?

What about NBP? and Project Gunrunner? Those were/are huge scandals, Gunrunner is in some ways much bigger than Solyndra...

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:01 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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@ Conrad

Thanks for the links. That Welch speech was interesting.

 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:36 | Link to Comment mkkby
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While I hate Goldman, if it comes out that they were involved, watch the media bury it real fast.  This, unfortunately, may save Obummers ass once again.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 14:24 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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Any and all evidence found will disappear down some hole. It is being gathered up not to prosecute, but to be destroyed.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:51 | Link to Comment Gold Man-Sacks
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Indeed, Gunrunner is much bigger.  But, too many elites involved in that one.  You'll just see tame scandals like this one break out.  Americans can handle croniism, but running guns to Mexico to kill off rival cartels, and secure drug-running into the US?  No way. 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:47 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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it's almost as outrageous as invading a country to prop up the world heroin trade 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:51 | Link to Comment Gold Man-Sacks
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Indeed, Gunrunner is much bigger.  But, too many elites involved in that one.  You'll just see tame scandals like this one break out.  Americans can handle cronyism, but running guns to Mexico to kill off rival cartels, and secure drug-running into the US?  No way. 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:04 | Link to Comment bernorange
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Buckaroo - that was my first thought too.  Project Gunrunner should be getting more attention.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:41 | Link to Comment Van Halen
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If Project Gunrunner ever got the press it deserved, a lot of high up people would be in jail. So it helps the White House to have this Solyndra scandal out front and center. They'll look like the jackasses they are, but no one will take a fall - except the taxpayer.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:34 | Link to Comment tip e. canoe
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it's called a limited hangout.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 15:05 | Link to Comment juslen
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But this one hits on jobs and stimulus. Two things Obama continues to tout. So although you are correct, public sentiment has not turned against the drug wars or the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan yet. Obvioulsy those issues are far more important than whether unemployment is near 10% because ending the war on drug and the foreign wars would shore up trillions of dollars which could be used to "stimulate" the economy via the private sector. But Americans are too stupid to realize this.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:16 | Link to Comment SRV - ES339
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Meh, it's not a black or white thing, although that is what it will devolve(be guided?) into.

You got it right off the top, then got side tracked... much (most?) of the vitriol against the President is of course racism, and the worst kind. It's being used by corporate and right wing political strategists in a shameful game of stoking the latent racism in so many on the right (to be absolutely clear... non racists using racist inuendo for personal gain).

It's the cynical use of the race bating, through the planted personal attacks, that is most incidious... hard to believe, but there was a time political differences were expressed without the intellectually bankrupt personal attacks (Bush was attacked for his actions, not his ethnic background).

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:23 | Link to Comment tarsubil
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You are the one getting sidetracked, shill.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:28 | Link to Comment topcallingtroll
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Borking started with the Dems. He would have been a great Supreme Court Justice.

Is it racist to say I cant stand people looking for a government handout?

Is it racist to say I will vote for any nondemocrat nonobama candidate because I cant stand his views?

Is it racist to say he got a mostly free ride from the media in the vain hope this would lead to a permanent improvement in race relations?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:39 | Link to Comment DosZap
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topcallingtroll,

Obama got elected for a few reasons, number ONE he was Black,(94% of African Americans voted for him,and it damned sure wasn't because his experience and records were checked) number TWO GW Bush Jr. was radioactive,and the people were sick of his ass,and the GOP.

And number THREE, he was an eloquent,young, charismatic, intelligent speaker,and folks love gifted orators (esp when they use teleprompters).

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:48 | Link to Comment Waffen
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I dinged you for your "intelligent" comment.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:58 | Link to Comment LaLiLuLeLo
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"This was the moment--that the rise of the oceans began to slow"

what were you thinking america?..oh yeah, design star. F***ing dumbasses

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbbIQFcEhcQ

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:14 | Link to Comment EvlTheCat
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May I remind the destinguished LaLiLuLeLo that most of the world believed that Obama was going bring change the world could believe in?

1)The Smell of Sulphur Has Been Replaced By Smell of Hope

 

2)It's a very good speech and I welcome it – it marks a great change. It is better for the Muslim world to help Obama because we need the change. America needs to treat the Muslim world as a friend, and not an enemy. Especially here on the ground.

 

3)France anxiously looked with the rest of the world to the United States yesterday as the country prepared to finally decide the new President. As one of the world’s biggest supporters of the President-elect, more than 80% of the French people were in support of Obama.

 

4)At parties across the UK, thousands of people watched television coverage of Mr Obama being sworn into office.

 

5)Kenyan President Mwai Kibaki declared a public holiday Thursday in the country of Obama's late father, allowing celebrations to continue through the night and into a second day.

 

6)A leader of Iraq's centuries-old black community, Jala Dhiyab, says Obama's win signals the start of a new way of thinking and tears down the psychological and social barriers that prevent people from achieving their goals.

 

7)Karzai said he hopes the election will "bring peace to Afghanistan, life to Afghanistan and prosperity to the Afghan people and the rest of the world." He applauded America for its "courage" in electing Obama.

 

8)"Your victory has demonstrated that no person anywhere in the world should not dare to dream of wanting to change the world for a better place," Mandela said in a letter of congratulations.

 

9)Hundreds of students at Barack Obama's old elementary school in Indonesia cheered and danced in the rain Wednesday after learning of his victory.

 

10)Steps from Rio de Janeiro's famous Copacabana Beach, police officer Emmanuel Miranda declared that a "new day has dawned in America."

 

11)"It's the beginning of a different era in the U.S.," said Miranda, 53. "The United States is a country to dream about, and for us black Brazilians, it is even easier to do so now."

 

12)In Grenada, shouts of "Obama, Obama, Obama" could be heard around midnight local time when people began to realize who had won the election.

etc.. etc.. etc..

I didn't believe in his crap anymore then all the Presidents before him in my life time.  Now, if you feel so inclined to blame Americans why don't you start with the MSM and we can work backwards from there around the world!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:15 | Link to Comment trav7777
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seems like EVERYTHING is about race.  Raycism is the most significant issue that has EVER faced humans...it's even bigger than the Toba Eruption.

Why?  Because jews in the media say so.  And people swallow that shit up.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:58 | Link to Comment madddmaxxx
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Well said, I rarely agree with 100% of any post, but I think you got it right on

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:57 | Link to Comment anony
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99% of Jews voted for him as well. 

And they are all going to vote for him again, no matter what he does or doesn't do between now and the election.

All he needs is another 11% of the voting public in key states and he's back in for another term.

The election of 2012 is already over.

Everything else from here on in is just conversation.

 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 15:00 | Link to Comment Diogenes
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Obama got elected on the ABB vote - Anybody But Bush. A stuffed dummy could have won for the Dems in 08.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:50 | Link to Comment SRV - ES339
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Free ride... rotflmfao!

btw, your views are the product of the actions I was talking about... and "Borking" is a term coined in the same mindset that uses racism for personal gain... this president can't even make the changes in his administration you and your friends clamour for because the Tea Party controlled congress would block any and all replacements... great way to run a country!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:59 | Link to Comment Chupacabra
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<---  I think HuffPo is that way.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:05 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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Bullshit.

He could fill any gaps the same way he filled the NLRB with marxists.

Recess appointments.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:12 | Link to Comment trav7777
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YES!  DATS RAYCISS.

Got it yet?  ANYTHING you do that is something that is anti-liberal or in opposition or not to the benefit of any black is RAYCISS.

If a black person interacts with you and does not get what they want, YOU BEEZ RAYCISS.

Figure it out yet, YTs?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 14:27 | Link to Comment ncdirtdigger
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Dats a miff!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:55 | Link to Comment Clark Bent
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Why can't I junk this piece of crap? 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 15:11 | Link to Comment fuu
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There is a bug for posts that start with itallics.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:03 | Link to Comment pslater
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"Bush was attacked for his actions, not his ethnic background."

And so is Obama.  Incompetency knows no race or religion.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:14 | Link to Comment WeeWilly
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SRV, charging racism means you don't have to respond to negative scrutiny of O's policies. "You're just racist" is a simplistic response devoid of empirical merit. I can't stand O's policies and am in no way a racist. Get off that bent and start dealing in policy, not painting critics with a broad unproven brush.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:16 | Link to Comment trav7777
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abbreviated:  "nigga, pleeze"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:53 | Link to Comment Monedas
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Obama says his Government should "look like America" ! Monedas 2011 says the Government should "think like America" ! Who's hung up on skin color ?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:55 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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Conrad Murray ,

I would like to take the time to say... Thank You! You Sexxy Mother Fucker!!

Lets String ALL! those scumbags up by their Balls!

Tar and Feather Night never, EVER! sound sooooooo fucking good!

Sorry.. I go a little excited there..

But know this America! We Are Coming!!

God Bless You and Yours!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:33 | Link to Comment Shell Game
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I gots plenty of tar and hemp rope. Let's do this thing!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:32 | Link to Comment nantucket
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who, whoa, whoa,...you can't just go around doing the gutting and hanging thing

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 07:06 | Link to Comment anony
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You apparently don't know the very first tenet of Gutting and Hanging:

Do it, but just Don't get caught", is all you need to know.

A Vigilante system, potent enough to strike real real fear into their black hearts is the only thing that the cowards protected at the top of, say, 85 Broad, will understand. 

You watch a few of them disappear in pieces, separated while they live, A la Dexter, and then heaped on a pile of lime on 42nd street and see how fast this plutocratic ruling triumvirate (MSM, Government, Financial Firms) straightens its ass out.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:35 | Link to Comment Dental Floss Tycoon
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@Conrad

I have spent most of my life believing that the John Birch Society was comprised of a bunch of kooks, and that Robert Welch was the head kook.  That's what the media told me so I never looked deeper.  This one video has made me change my mind about Robert Welch.  His predictions in 1958 make him seem like a prophet.

Thanks

In case some of you mised it you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZU0c8DAIU4

 

 

 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:33 | Link to Comment Shell Game
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Hear, f*'king, hear, Conrad.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:45 | Link to Comment NoClueSneaker
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Hehehe - me thinks Tyler said everything - ... GS ....

 

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 01:12 | Link to Comment barkingbill
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if you ask me its not even about that. its about a fake corrupt tool of special interests who can read telepromters well. dick perry will be even worse. i have no hope for america at all, unless ron paul or someone without the special interests and with integrity could make it in. so basically i have zero hope. by in large, the people of america are not sophisticated enough it seems to avoid being manipulated like little children. thats the way it seems. 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:30 | Link to Comment Zedge Hero
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It's above Obama, he's a puppet at best, It's the FED and their Big Banksters Buddies in Europe and the army of presstitutes- Bastards-arrgghh

 

Heres the 1.2 trillion in other loans besides the 16 trillion and 700 billion TARP-Bailout faitigue or just the public unaware?

http://www.youtube.com/user/zedgehero

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:02 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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Yes.. Obama is a Cog in the Wheel.. Obama continued down the EXACT SAME PATH AS Bush.. and whoever takes his place will continue down Obama's PATH (or the secret service will stand down and that person not following the path will have his head blown APART! by a 6.5 Grendel).

Call it 'Voter Capture"? "Sheepish Consumer Capture"? Flouride in the Water (and everything else) Dumbed Down Idiot American Capture"? You get the picture.

and for all of you people to fucking stipid to grasp these facts.. go fucking shoot yourself and all the stupid little cockroaches that you bred into existance.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:20 | Link to Comment tarsubil
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Dividing people by race helps the oligarchs.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:12 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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the only real divides are socio-economic and those divides are holding..

People who dont have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.. want to be in the tax free crowd, they like the idea.. so they support the robbery of themselves and thru selfish, greedy dreams of grandeur' they are controled!

NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE BOTTOM!

NO ONE CARES ABOUT POOR OLD PEOPLE!

They dont have Billion Dollar Lobbies...

and! if there are any members of "We the People" that want to live by the rules of the Jungle? "Only the Strong Survive" I openly invite them ALL! to move to Africa!

Beucase America will not be run by Animals and Americans will not be treated like Animals and if YOU want to live like an Animal! I know there are more than a Few People who would happily destroy the Mad Dog Crowd.

So.. you want Austerity.. You want the Constitution ONLY! Laws! and benefits? or more like you want ONLY! the Poor and week to suffer.. Corporations can continue to rob America for 10 times more money than the U.S. Military Costs fighting how many wars?

never mind I just remebered how fucking stupid 99% of you are and why no amount of truth will help.. no amount of educating these idiots will bare fruit, EVER!

 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:04 | Link to Comment Freddie
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Seniors and baby boomers are going to get so screwed by the Kenyan muslim - especially of they are white.  TV is what is used to control the sheep.  All the networks are the same.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:12 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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you seem to be catching on Freddie, good for you and good for us that yet another person has fond the truth..

DO NOT!! FORGET!!! if you are not sharing the truth in a way that helps gain support against the idiots in Washington.. then you are NOT!! Helping solve the Problem.. see senior'?

God Bless! and Good Luck!!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:10 | Link to Comment decentralizedim...
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Rosseau, Kant, Marx & Keynes were all white.  I have big problem with those crackas.  They've done far more harm than Bush II...  I mean Obama.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:10 | Link to Comment trav7777
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Mordechai was "white"?  Orly?

The rest of them were just philosophers too

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:09 | Link to Comment trav7777
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you're too chickenshit to spell out Nigger?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:18 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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Nigger, Nigger, Nigger, Nigger, Nigger, Nigger, Spear Chucker, Porsche Monkey! LOL! Porsche Monkey!!

which brings us back to the Socio-Economic Divides! Porsche Monkey that is!!

The amazing thing is people will make more of a big deal over the word NIGGER!!! NIGGER!!! NIGGER!!!

than the Trillions of Dollars being stolen by Wall Street!

the FACT! that the Tax Payers Give!!! 10 Times More money to Wall Street than the Military!!

the FACT that the S.E.C. destroyes ALL eveidence against Wall Street! and hires from the same Banks / Corporations it is supposed to Police!!

NIGGER! is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy mo' importante' than all that shit! and that is what makes them NIGGERS!!!

 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:16 | Link to Comment FEDbuster
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Jon Stewart must be a racisist, hater who wants to see President Obama fail.  BoooooYaaaa!!!!  

Obama's Teapot Dome, bitchez!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:22 | Link to Comment Shocker
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Its Amazing how our economy continues to falter and all we can do is joke here and there. Pretty sad for sure

http://www.dailyjobcuts.com

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Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:32 | Link to Comment topcallingtroll
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Meh.

Wacha gonna do? Whine about it?

This shit is funny!

Go give ron paul a bunch of money if you are serious about being serious.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:59 | Link to Comment r101958
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$500,000,000...kind of a high price for comedy.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:30 | Link to Comment topcallingtroll
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So wacha gonna do?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:34 | Link to Comment topcallingtroll
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Uh....it is spelled rasesist according to user posts yesterday.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:29 | Link to Comment roymunnson
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Bleh

 

 

 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:50 | Link to Comment Green Leader
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The Zionists are dumping Mr. Obama.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 09:49 | Link to Comment Miss Expectations
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The Clinton word was "is is".

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 09:57 | Link to Comment spanish inquisition
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I think they were confused and had channeled The The "The Beat(en) Generation"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isUCQIvOplA&feature=related

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:20 | Link to Comment fuu
Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:49 | Link to Comment I Got Worms
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Pos rep for The The flashback!!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:24 | Link to Comment Dirtt
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Let me guess.  You were book smart.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 09:50 | Link to Comment GeneMarchbanks
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The tide turns on Obama! Paging Campaign Obama...

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:17 | Link to Comment duo
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Did anyone hear Cramer's rant this morning?  Essentially, "off camera, everybody hates Obama.  This rally may be a releif rally that Obama may not run again".

Hopefully someone will post a lilnk.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:03 | Link to Comment earnyermoney
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No coincidence on the stories of Clinton's popularity with Democrats. Saw the story on Bloomberg and Drudge. Are the Democrats setting the stage for a Clinton primary challenge? LOL, she's as much a fascist shill as her husband.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:11 | Link to Comment GeneMarchbanks
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Yes maybe a link, however, anybody who links Cramer in reply to my swift thoughtless comment will be stabbed violently.

No Cramer links here, read my policy. I'm a recovering CNBC viewer.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:02 | Link to Comment Alex Kintner
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"This rally may be a releif rally that Obama may not run again".

Ha ha ha, Cramer. Relief my ass. Both parties suck and no one who is running (and is a real contender) has any intention of doing what's right for the country. The US is toast. Bananafication is almost complete.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 09:50 | Link to Comment Drag Racer
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cough, cough, Karl Rove, cough. cough

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 09:52 | Link to Comment FunkyMonkeyBoy
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You'd think the fact that President Obumma isn't a born American would be enough of a scandal... or maybe the fact that they try to produce an obviously forged birth certificate to cover up this fact, would be even more of a scandal...

... the citizenry will believe anything their proven lying, murdering, bought & paid for government will tell them. FACT. Proven beyond any reasonable doubt.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 09:53 | Link to Comment optimator
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100% correct, but the question will be can a sitting president be laughed out of office?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:12 | Link to Comment Lord Blankcheck
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"Against the assualt of laughter nothing can stand"

 

                                            Mark Twain

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:11 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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Chinese students laughing at Timmay:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tSRV5nP9tI&feature=related

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 09:56 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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Yeah that and the inexplicable Connecticut SS number--a simple fact, ignored.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:04 | Link to Comment topcallingtroll
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The government has randomized issuance now. No longer issued by state. Coincidence? Just started two years ago.

Now the government can play games and keep us in the dark again

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:31 | Link to Comment -Michelle-
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Really?  My kids were born in '06, '07, '09, and '10.  They've all got the same first three.

Oh, never mind.  They announced the change years ago, but it didn't go into effect until June of this year.

http://www.ssa.gov/employer/stateweb.htm

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:37 | Link to Comment topcallingtroll
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Ya took a break in 08?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:44 | Link to Comment slewie the pi-rat
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mebbe one of his wives passed away...

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:47 | Link to Comment -Michelle-
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It's Michelle, not Michael.  I'm a woman.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:06 | Link to Comment Herman Strandsc...
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I'll be the judge of that. I'm a man rodent

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 15:58 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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Aren't we all...to tptb?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:46 | Link to Comment -Michelle-
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I was pregnant for most of that year.  The third was born at the beginning of '09.

We're efficient.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:56 | Link to Comment Version 7
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The future ahead looks grimm, maybe 2 can survive. Try condoms. (China exports them also.)

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:50 | Link to Comment Shell Game
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Simpleton, you're taling about a mean.  On a Gaussian curve, Michelle is on the Awakened end.  Survival rate ^, unless you're on a long enough time-line..

Good luck, Michelle, may it be 4/4. 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 14:06 | Link to Comment -Michelle-
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Thank you.  We lost our first before he turned one, but we're hoping our three with us will make it a long time.  We may add one more in the next year or two.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 14:38 | Link to Comment Shell Game
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Sorry to hear about your loss. My wife and I lost our first early as well.

Children are our hope, they will carry the torch of Liberty long after we are gone.  The tough times ahead will make them strong and resilient, and they will be better people for it. Onward and upward!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:41 | Link to Comment Version 7
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Productivity

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:41 | Link to Comment I did it by Occident
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yeah, but i'm sure Obama started work before 2 years ago.  Now they give SSNs at birth.  I didn't get one until I was 16 for a job.  And it was in my state of residence not birth that I got it from.  but I don't recall Obama ever being in Connecticut.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:16 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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Yeah that and the inexplicable Connecticut SS number--a simple fact, ignored.

The entire document is peiced together, this is just more steering of the public.

and the masses are to fucking stupid to do anything or think anything about it. FACT!

We are Few and We are Surrounded by a sea of Ignorance that NO MAN IN A Single Life Time could cross!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:53 | Link to Comment NoClueSneaker
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" The Sea Of Ignorance " <- nice one ...

 

I'm pretty dumb and don't know much. But I do realy feel the same way ... no censorship needed.  :-(

 

 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:22 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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I am Ignorant.. I admit it!

You are Ignorant.. You admit it!

We are Lookig for Facts and Truth.. We would even share the Facts and the Truth to help others..

the sea of ignorance that I am really talking about are those people who just close thier eyes and ignore everything.

those that just would happily rather be lead around by thier noses! Blindly!!

it really is more a sea of chossen stupidity. they choose to ignore everything and remain in the dark..

Ignorance is Bliss! and Stupidity is Heaven!!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:09 | Link to Comment MichaelG
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Who cares where he was born at this stage? Plenty of better reasons to impeach the treasonous fraud.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:45 | Link to Comment passwordis
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Millions of us care where he was born. The issue is the bedrock of which his whole presidency relies. Where he was born is the most important issue that exists, not just from a legal/constitutional standpoint but from a cultural/political/social /ideology standpoint.  

When it eventually becomes common knowledge that he was not born in the US,  More and more journalists will dig deeper and I'm certian will find out that he is a communist who was put into his position in order to destroy America.  This, after all ,is the reason why the president of the United States is required to be a natural born citizen.  What we are experiencing today is the EXACT and SPECIFIC reason why foreigners are barred from being present.

I'm betting the impostor will eventually, long after he is out of the WH, be convicted and jailed.. I actually feel bad for him.  I'm sure he was set up to be the fall president.  The powers that be picked a black man to be the last American president so that history will record what a total failure he was.. The worst president of all time, and he was black man.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:26 | Link to Comment Crisismode
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So, you're saying that the US will not have any more presidents after Obama?

 

What are we going to have . . . Kings? Queens? Emperors?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:07 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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How about a fascist dictator?

Or a dictatoress?

ORI

Truth About America

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:31 | Link to Comment GeezerGeek
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Actually it is not where he was born but what nationality his parents enjoyed. His father was a Kenyan, a citizen of the British Commonwealth back then. The common understanding of natural born citizen at the time of the pertinent amendment meant both parents had to be U.S. citizens at the time of his birth. Chester A. Arthur, the 21st president, did not qualify based on that understanding. Nor does one of my senators, Marco Rubio, as his parents - having fled Castro's Cuba - had not yet been naturalized. That said, it's hard to care when so much of what the National Gov't. in DC does that has no Constitutional basis.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:45 | Link to Comment DosZap
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Geezer Greek,

Bro hate to tell ya, but when Obama was born, there was NO KENYA.

a citizen of the British Commonwealth back then

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 15:16 | Link to Comment Diogenes
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A Kenyan/Indonesian/Hawaiian/liberal Democrat/Communist/Fascist CIA plant. Did I miss any?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:12 | Link to Comment DosZap
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Funky Monkey,

Yep, I was around during the 60's Black people were called negroes THEN.

Obama's furnished BC states he is an African American.

( NO ONE was called that until the 80's),if they were Black.

So I doubt the BC was real,LOL.

 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:15 | Link to Comment Ruffcut
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Hey! Be a little more PC about the BC or expect a rude call from DC.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:02 | Link to Comment Clark Bent
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I'd like to know what he was doing in Pakistan in the 1980's, and let's see that passport. Seems also that a Saudi Sheik paid for Harvard too. Also like to see the grades and scholastic records. And how about the notes regarding what he and Bill Ayers did with the $100 million dollars they doled out as part of the Annenberg funds he was tapped (by Ayers no less) to distribute as a fresh from lawschool nobody with no professional record. 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:22 | Link to Comment trav7777
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yeah that shit is so hilarious...the whitey they had forge up the doc was too afraid of bein called RAYCISS that he made sure not to put down "negroe."

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:24 | Link to Comment duo
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supposedly they found the guy from CT who died in Hawaii in 1961 who had the SSN that BHO has now.

Looks like OBL will have to die a third time!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:57 | Link to Comment Buckaroo Banzai
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It's my understanding that those records got disappeared a few weeks after they were uncovered.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:26 | Link to Comment Estrella
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Here's my question then, "Who is covering this up?". Is the CIA, the FBI, the various military intelligence agencies ALL corrupted? Is there NO ONE that works in the government in a position to do anything? I am utterly confused since I would think there would really be one or two professional intelligence agents who would be very curious and have the resources to run a covert investigation. And yet, it doesn't happen.

What gives?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:48 | Link to Comment nonclaim
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Most think the others believe this crap is real and so they don't say anything for fear that they'll be mocked/reprimanded/fired etc. That is the foundation of the Spiral of Silence and the root cause if the weakness of character and fear of loneliness; in other words, these people never grew up.

http://www.utwente.nl/cw/theorieenoverzicht/Theory%20clusters/Mass%20Med...

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:59 | Link to Comment Waffen
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There is a very long list of people that were suicided, accidented, crashed in airplanes etc for much less in the Clinton years.

These people do not fuck around.

 

The Clinton Body Count  (snopes says false) but they are fucking wrong, you dont suicide with shots to the back of the head. you dont announce you are gonna release something big against clinton to then be crashed in a plane and get a 45 calibre hole in your head that the military Dr says is a bullet hole post autopsy.

 

Shit like this is kept secret in many ways, compartmentalization (no one sees the big picture) the threat of being suicided and then being suicided.  Also considering that the media acts as the gatekeeper of all info they can kill any story before its printed.  So any o fthe damaging stuff is left for non mainstream media to discuss which is brushed off as conspiracy.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 15:23 | Link to Comment Diogenes
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A lot of people know part of the truth and are smart enough to keep their mouth shut. There are a few shooting their mouths off but the fix is in and nobody who matters will listen to them. The rest are easily marginalized.

I've come to believe the obviously photoshopped birth certificates are bait laid out to distract and discredit anyone who wants the truth to come out. There are lots worse things skeptics could be investigating, best keep them focused on something that doesn't matter and hasn't meant a damn thing since 2007.

 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:41 | Link to Comment uno
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Here is our priority, public education in all it's glory

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/09/14/la-schools-to-teach-lgbt-curriculum-in-anti-bullying-effort/

 Students in the Los Angeles Unified school district may soon be taught “age-appropriate” curriculum promoting positive images of homosexuals and their contributions to society.

KNX 1070?s Claudia Peschiutta reports the district approved an anti-bullying program aimed at reducing harassment at school for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) students.

 

The resolution approved on Tuesday directs officials to come up with an implementation plan within 90 days, the Associated Press reported.


One mom present at the school board meeting recalled the reaction her son Elliot received at school when he openly declared himself to be homosexual at age 13 in front of hundreds of classmates.

“Students called him names, hit him, kicked him, and one student threatened to kill him,” she said.

The resolution comes on the heels of the California Legislature approving a law requiring school districts to include the contributions of LGBT Americans in their social studies curriculum.

In addition to curriculum changes, the plan also calls for LGBT sensitivity in education and training for students, parents and staff members.

District officials said the program would teach middle school students studying history about San Francisco gay rights leader Harvey Milk, while elementary school students with same-sex parents could be allowed to make two Mother’s or Father’s Day cards.

Despite the bullying, Elliot, who is now 16, said he feels relieved that he no longer has to hide being a homosexual.

“Remember, you are who you are,” he said. “No one can take that away from you.”

 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:06 | Link to Comment Clark Bent
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But surely what people do in the privacy of their own homes between consenting adults will never have a negative effect upon me and my family, er right? 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 13:25 | Link to Comment trav7777
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well if you don't accept the degeneracy and violence of blacks, you beez rayciss

if you don't accept the over the top flaming of the homos, including their agenda to convince your children to be "ok" with predatory buttfag behavior, you beez rayciss in some other words

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:43 | Link to Comment I did it by Occident
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and that's with them interpreting it wrong.  Natural born doesn't mean Native born. 

He would be ineligible based on the original meaning based on his father being a non-citizen.  The way it was supposed to work was to alienate any chance of loyalty to another country be it of your ancestors or whatnot.

 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:39 | Link to Comment catacl1sm
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The most obvious and conclusive evidence of the forgery of the BC is the typing itself. It's called "kerning" and it didn't exist until modern computers existed. Look it up, then look at the released BC.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 09:52 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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That segment was really good, then the next mocking people who didn't think the Gardasil vaccine is a good idea was utter shite.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 09:55 | Link to Comment CH1
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Right; that's what happens when you have writers who are addicted to certain flavors of politics - their sect's doctrine MUST be asserted.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:00 | Link to Comment topcallingtroll
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Gardasil is a great idea. I am a forty something male part of a swinging couple with a small harem on the side.

You bet your ass I vaccinated myself. Also vaccinated against Hep B.

WHEN THE HIV VACCINE COMES OUT I WILL BE 60 YEARS OLD WITH A RUBBER ROD IN MY DICK. I WILL BE THE FIRST IN LINE.

ten thousand dollar reward for proof of Michelle Bachman's." Gardasil made my daughter retarded" story was headlined on Drudge. Any takers?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:20 | Link to Comment Vergeltung
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you have zero morals and ethics? wow, who would have thought. you? amazing.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:40 | Link to Comment topcallingtroll
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My ethics and morals are libertarian.

I do not follow your sky wizard.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:16 | Link to Comment TrulyBelieving
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Your ethics and morals are YOUR ethics and morals. I would say that makes you your own sky wizard.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:34 | Link to Comment topcallingtroll
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Correct.

A sky wizard with a following of one.

I generally dont think I should be telling the other sky wizards how to live their lives, nor bailing them out when they fuck up.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:03 | Link to Comment Waffen
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If your morals are libertarian you would never accept government mandated vaccinations.

 

Voluntary gardisal is fine, telling parents they have to take it for their kids to go to school is reprehinsible.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:45 | Link to Comment Version 7
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one more mainstream media pre-programmed. i'm liberal, therefore free

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:12 | Link to Comment topcallingtroll
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No one could ever accuse me of being a liberal.

I think Social Security as it is structured today is socialism.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:47 | Link to Comment Waffen
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Liberals may be the stupidiest bastards on the planet but they are are top notch in double think.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:55 | Link to Comment I Got Worms
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Troll - I laughed. :-)

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:17 | Link to Comment Rockfish
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When the cause was really just in her genes. Thanks mom.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:58 | Link to Comment Calculated_Risk
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I'll do better than retardation. Gardasil = death

http://www.gardasilandunexplaineddeaths.com/victims

Now give me my money bitch!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 09:54 | Link to Comment topcallingtroll
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YOU ROCK TYLER!!!!

Hello Inspector General

Tyler just gave you the names of the other playas involved who gave pilitical contributions. Now you know that Goldman was involved. They seem to be involved in everything that crashes.

Signed

Concerned Troll

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 09:55 | Link to Comment Nascent_Variable
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It depends on your definition of the word "strongarm."

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 09:57 | Link to Comment freethinker4now
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God damn it. Another clip not available in Ireland. Someone get it on youtube. Cannot find anywhere! Cheers :)

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:16 | Link to Comment Thomas
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Go to the daily show home page. They have whole episodes.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:23 | Link to Comment Abitdodgie
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I knew an Irish man once in LA ,he was one hell of a bricky.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 09:58 | Link to Comment LeBalance
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Jon: "I have no idea what that Congressman from California was saying....but he Does!"

No, Jon, he doesn't.  He misused words and syntax in ways that indicate that he is reading from cued lines and has zero idea what he is actually saying.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:53 | Link to Comment csmith
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Congressman is just a way worse reader than the Teleprompter. What he said was the truth: thin film is a dead technology. BHO tells us stylish lies instead.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 09:59 | Link to Comment Peter K
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Bailing on the Bamster:) In all 57 States. Who would have thunk?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:14 | Link to Comment DosZap
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Peter K, Yeah all 57 ARAB states...........................stupid kunt.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:18 | Link to Comment Peter K
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Didn't know there were that many. But neither did our idiot POTUS:)

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:03 | Link to Comment Bob
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Biggest scandal since Clinton? 

Hundreds of thousands dead in Iraq on lies about Saddam being connected to 9-11 and having WMD; kidnapping, torture and assasination as official policy; bailing out Wall Street criminals for trillions; Pentagon "missing" trillions of dollars . . .

And this grabs the headlines?

What a fucking country. 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:07 | Link to Comment SeverinSlade
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EDIT: Misread your post.

100 percent agree.  Convenient that the MSM always ignores the true crimes against America.  Obviously Obumma funneling half a billion to a failing company isn't good.  But come now.  That's just the tip of the iceberg.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:14 | Link to Comment Bob
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Edit: You changed your comment while I was replying, making my subsequent comment moot.

 

 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:04 | Link to Comment SeverinSlade
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Haha my bad.  I ran through your post too quickly and came to the incorrect conclusion that you were essentially bashing Bush and defending Obumma.  Upon re-reading your post, I realized that wasn't the case.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:07 | Link to Comment ElvisDog
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You're missing the point. Obama's entire campaign strategy is based on aligning himself with the middle class (white people) on "Main Street" against the evil corporations, oil companies, and private jet owners. He can't do that if it comes out that a large chunk of his first jobs bill went to the very deep-pockets, corrupt oligarchy that he claims to be fighting against. This scandal is serious because it destroys the whatever credibility he had with a demographic that he desperately needs to be re-elected.

The Dems may start to distance themselves from Obama or abandon him outright because if they don't they will get sucked down with him if this scandal takes off. One thing to really pay attention to is if Dem congressional candidates start to politely turn down offers to have Obama appear with them as happened with Bush and Republican candidates in 2008.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:45 | Link to Comment Bob
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You're probably right.  The sad thing, imo, is that these little red-blue melodramas continue to dominate the public "debate" while far deeper and larger issues fester in plain sight. 

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:09 | Link to Comment SeverinSlade
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Just remember that this, as well as the rest of Obumma's blunders (or put more simply: his other instances of raping the US Constitution), can quickly disappear into the background in the event that another false flag attack occurs prior to the 2012 elections.  We all remember how unpopular Dubya was prior to September 2001. 

Either way though, the elites own the "front-runner" of the Republicans (it's not Ron Paul because mainstream media says so).  Either Obumma gets re-elected as idiot Americans believe it's patriotic to be scared of the boogeyman and give up their rights, or the country continues to turn on the fearless teleprompter and elects pretty boy Rick Perry who will quickly betray every campaign promise he's making (just like Obumma) and will usher in the next era of the American police state.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:46 | Link to Comment catacl1sm
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If there's any hope of saving this country then it lies with us. Its our job, the people that know what it is really going on, to get the word out about Ron Paul and to get people to vote for him in presidential PRIMARIES in their state. THAT, is the FIRST step to getting him elected and possibly turning this albatross around.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:08 | Link to Comment topcallingtroll
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Isn't it great?

Party on!

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