JP Morgan Cuts Q3 GDP To 1.5% From 2.5%, Sees Unemployment Rate At 8.9% By End Of 2012

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Wed, 08/03/2011 - 15:57 | 1521771 HedgeAccordingly
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BRING the pain. 

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:09 | 1521823 slaughterer
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Thank you very much for this report.  This important phrase needs to be bold-faced: "...we don't see more asset purchases forthcoming..." but, in the style of a cliff-hanger, increasingly accomodative policy. Please publish the later JPM report on monetary policy for us to see the end to this mystery. 

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:27 | 1521886 MichaelG
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Federal Funds Rate to (0.25%)? (Makes a strange kind of sense that they'd pay you to borrow their soon-to-be worthless paper, I suppose.)

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:15 | 1521843 Earl of Chiswick
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If it turns out that JPM's forecast is correct the talking points have already been programmed into the teleprompter. In fact it's already started.


The tea party economic terrorism of 2011 stalled what was otherwise a slow but steady economic and employment  recovery.



Welcome to the Tea Party's Austerity Recession

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:26 | 1521888 SilverRhino
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DAMN ... someone let me back out through the looking glass.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:30 | 1521900 WonderDawg
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I don't think the American population, at this stage of the game, would buy that BS. It's happening slowly, but people are starting to wake up. Hopey the Clown will be a one term guy and probably will be remembered for being the guy who had a chance to turn the ship around but blew it up instead.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 18:35 | 1522238 Nom de Guerre
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"Mr. Clown, the deficit agreement is going to saddle our children with more debt than can ever be repaid.  Can you help us?"

"So what you're sayin' to Hopey is that he should think about the will of the people instead of his corporate masters, even tho' you already knew that he sold out to tha' man before he was even elected.  Is dat it?"

"Yeah, Hopey."

"I don't think so." {THUMP}  "Hopey don't play that."

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:55 | 1521975 francis_the_won...
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The entire premise of the article you posted the link for is that Washington was cutting spending.  Please tell me when this will happen?  It sure as #%$^& wasn't any part of the debt ceiling compromise passed this week.  It amazes me that anyone buys the headline story that we are actually going to cut spending.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 17:06 | 1522025 Earl of Chiswick
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The premise is that the media is setting up the tea party as the fall guy for the crappy performance of the economy. Will the American people buy that? 

Well, they voted for Bush twice and Obama once, which some would suggest is a commentary on the quality and competence of the electorate. 

Is there anyone here who thinks that Obama will not try and blame the tea party, he's been blaming Bush for the past 2 1/2 years.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 17:24 | 1522062 WonderDawg
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I hope he tries it, I think it will backfire on his chin. There is a lot of time between now and next year's election. This time in 2007, Hopey was barely on the radar. The thing is, there is some seriously bad shit dead ahead, and his administration is just as guilty as the previous 5, and he's at the wheel now, so he gets credit for driving us over the cliff. He's one and done.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:55 | 1521976 francis_the_won...
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Duplicate post.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:18 | 1521859 MsCreant
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Oh God, the contractions, the contractions, ahhhhhh Godammit---->we must be having a baby! That happens after you get screwed. Maybe giving birth to something better????

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:24 | 1521879 SheepDog-One
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More like something that has horns and hooves.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:41 | 1521934 Rodent Freikorps
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Rosemary's baby?

Heh. Remember It's Alive!!!

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 23:31 | 1522853 mason5566
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Wed, 08/03/2011 - 15:59 | 1521778 treemagnet
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I bet unemployment is going higher than that.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:01 | 1521789 john39
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like the published numbers mean anything.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:06 | 1521811 MarketTruth
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8.9 UE as counted by the US Gov, which does not include those who rolled off (99'ers) and partially UE, etc. Try 19% real/actual UE.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:08 | 1521819 Dr. Engali
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Well that depends. Are you talking about the numbers the Bls puts out? That will be whatever they want it to be. Real unemployment won't be reported. Because you know once they drop off the claims they are no longer unemployed according to the Bls. They are just citizens who stopped exisisting.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:20 | 1521852 Boston
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Let's hear their forecast for the Labor Force Participation Rate and the Employment-Population Ratio.

Until these improve--meaningfully--we'll be stuck in our depression.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:10 | 1521828 Sudden Debt
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A lot of 99 weekers are going to get kicked out of the statistics. It could even go to 7%.

That doesn't mean any of them got a job.... they just don't exist or matter anymore.


Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:17 | 1521856 Earl of Chiswick
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You misunderstand, the 99ers shall soon become 152ers, just as soon as they can figure out how to add that third digit. (it's a Y2K thing)

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:12 | 1521838 SheepDog-One
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Of course actual unemployment is over 20%. Govt toadies can say its 8% or 1% all they like, reality will crush them at some point with 1/4 of the country unable to work.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:00 | 1521784 entendance
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Stiglitz urges U.S. to move on hiking bank capital

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:03 | 1521795 Mercury
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Forcasting that the unemployment rate will be holding steady over a year from now is extremely optimistic...

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:12 | 1521840 brew
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not going to happen.  we're just starting to see a new round of major layoffs...merck -10,000 just one example.  double digits by year end is my feel...

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:03 | 1521798 Gubbmint Cheese
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Loved the press to push the S&P higher on the close. SPY's closed at $126.17 but were trading at $126.00 a minute and a half later... ha ha ha.. keep pushing on that string you bunch of morons..


Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:27 | 1521892 SheepDog-One
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Cant they decide what it is they want to do? Cause panic to make people say 'Oh puleeze do ANYTHING to make markets stop dropping so hard'...or keep up the facade 'All is well, markets calm, nothing to see here its fine'.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:04 | 1521800 Archimedes
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He will have to revise his numbers again.The US will have a negative 4th QTR or at the latest Q1 2012. In addition to that we will be sub 2% growth for the next 3-5 years.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:05 | 1521804 Careless Whisper
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And the worst news for Obama: he will be dealing with 8.9% unemployment during his re-election campaign...

correction: And the worst news for Obama: he will be dealing with Ron Paul during his re-election campaign...

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:08 | 1521816 Sudden Debt
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With twice the 2008 campaign contributions for 2012 he'll get from his buddies, he'll be fine.


Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:20 | 1521864 SheepDog-One
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Actually, by late 2012 unemployment and elections wont matter a bit, we'll be in a missile launching superpower world war well before then, probably fall of this year actually.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:34 | 1521921 MichaelG
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So go long RTN, is it?

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:28 | 1521885 Archimedes
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But Ron Paul is fairly worthless. Don't get me wrong, I love the guy. But he is a rambling incoherent 80 year old and is un-electable. He scares most Americans because most Americans rely on Free Govt money.

Besides he has been head of the finance comittee for what 6 months or so and he has not done jack! He had his chance to put Bernanke's feet to the fire and failed.

Jon Huntsman is the ONLY candidate that even stands a chance. Which is really sad when you can't beat a worthless Socialist Democrat. The Rebublicans can't get out of their own way...

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 17:19 | 1522052 Abiotic Oil
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Right...  Don't re-elect Obama so that HUntsman, the guy who used to work for Obama, can take his place?


Ron is in better shape than most 40 year olds.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 17:29 | 1522061 DosZap
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Incorrect wording, Ron Paul is not worthless.He has done his damnedest to try and keep the ship on the straight and narrow.
So much so, he's been written off and out in a corner by his own party.

Maybe better is ONE man cannot do it all alone,he TRIED.That's more than I can say for anyone else I know up THERE.

As far as Huntsman, LOL.....Arch, less than 5% of Americans ever heard of him......SCORE ZERO.

A 3rd party candidate, would have to be a real dandy.If Gov.  Perry gets in the race, He will beat Romney,he has lots of baggage, but, so does Mr. I Screwed Up Health Care as Gov.

People at least know who he is, and Texas(most of our success is not due to him), but the nation does not know this or care.

They would look at the economy here, and the growth, and rightly or wrongly see a chance, the best of the worst.

No other candidate(GOP),has a snowballs chance in hell..................IMHO.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 08:47 | 1523311 Archimedes
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I am not saying any Rebublican currently in the race is a great choice. I would vote for Ron Paul if he made it that far. I too believe we need a third Party system as the Two party system is not working. Both parties have screwed the middle class equally for the last 30 years.

I love Ron Paul's Policies and I know he is only one man. But knowing he is probably going to be out of Politics if he does not become President and he has been trying for 20 years to fix what is broken you would thing he would go a little more rogue and make life hell for Bernanke.

Perhaps my wording of being an inchoherent 80 year old were a little harsh. I did not mean it because he was old, but just that when getting a point across it takes him far to long and he loses his effectiveness. I will accept the junks for this post. But those who junked need to be objective too!

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:06 | 1521805 Sudden Debt
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That decline in Gdp to 1.5%.... is that after of before the hyperinflation?

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:07 | 1521812 stormsailor
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the /es pushed up to resistance and stopped.  that is a normal reaction to the huge sell off yesterday. 

tomorrow should be a real debbie downer, there isn't much chart support for a ways.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:08 | 1521817 ebworthen
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8.9% Unemployment?


Maybe if Obama bribes some folks at the BLS

Reality will be over 10% but we all know reality is nebulous in the new age.

Speaking of employment, I am typing from my local library because wireless is free (well, I pay taxes, so not really) and I am unemployed and actually not spending money on a broadband connection.


Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:08 | 1521822 Critical Path
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8.9% = optimistic at best.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:11 | 1521830 garbled
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I expect when Q3 GDP comes out, Q2 gets revised to the 0.1 to -0.2 range.  Then watch the sparks fly.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:18 | 1521833 ZippyBananaPants
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Instead of sending more money to my trading account today, I am going to make a donation to Ron Paul. 

Are there enough educated people in the country to make a difference, or are we stuck with the idiots who voted (be nice) in office?

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:11 | 1521835 Silverhog
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Nice Hail Mary Green for the Dow. Going to take several more economic head butts before the market gets the drift. And that drift is toward the rocks.  

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:12 | 1521836 r101958
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Today, a 180+ point rally on what news? of the Fed members talking up possible QE3......that is it. Shows what this market is made of doesn't it?

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:16 | 1521848 SheepDog-One
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That was just to trick fools like Robo and Leo into piling all in for the next big dump.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:12 | 1521839 Gubbmint Cheese
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8.9% is an unrealistic 'best case' scenario.

either that, or this guy is dyslexic and meant 9.8%..

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:16 | 1521851 PulauHantu29
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From Today's Der Spiegel (08/03/11):


'The Biggest Loser is the Average American',1518,778178,00.html#ref=nlint

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:17 | 1521854 Johnny Lawrence
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And the worst news for Obama: he will be dealing with 8.9% unemployment during his re-election campaign, which can now Rest in Peace.

It's by no means a definite that Obama doesn't get re-elected.  First, Americans are idiots.  Second, he's raising substantially more money than any other candidate.  Third, other than Ron Paul, the Republicans have no appealing candidate.

Unfortunately, he may be President again.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 16:21 | 1521869 ZippyBananaPants
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I predict that another democrat might step and run against Obama in the primary.  I think the dem's will realize he is not going to fool us twice.

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