JPM Buys Greece For $2?

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From Peter Tchir of TF Market Advisors

JPM Buys Greece For $2

While we wait for the antics in Greece to result in some announcement, I can’t help but think about how different the Greek situation is from when JPM bought Bear Stearns (shortly after the last time the Giants won the super bowl).

The “weekend” deadline for Bear was neither artificial, nor self-imposed.  Without a deal, Bear would have failed that week as risk aversion hit an extreme.  Greece has until the March 20th payments, so all the deadlines we keep hearing about are mostly negotiating ploys.

The negotiators in Greece will have to approve whatever they decide, so they will need some time.  When Jamie Dimon said “done” on the Bear deal, it was done.  It also meant a very savvy investor had his people do the analysis and was comfortable with the deal (I’m sure the Fed backstop didn’t hurt).  But in Europe, almost none of the people involved in the negotiations have the authority to “pull the trigger”.  They have to go back to their respective parties or groups or special interests they represent and get the deals approved.  Even more bizarre, is how few of the people involved have financial experience, let alone investment experience.  They are largely politicians.  The Minister of Finance was the Minister of Defense less than a year ago.  The IIF team has limited experience in distressed debt.  The “technocrat” in charge has experience, but like many of the Troika members it is as an economist in a functioning economy – not the disaster that is Greece.

They all seem so scared that no deal is awful, that we will probably see a deal. Will there be one more petulant flight out of town before we get that agreement?  Possibly, but so far they all seem to believe that a deal is necessary to say the world.

What I find interesting, is that finally some Greek citizens and even minor politicians seem to be getting the joke that the “bailouts” aren’t for Greece, it is for the people that lent Greece money.  I do not think a Greek default is an economic disaster (stocks would sell off, probably 5% or more over a week or two, but that is not an economic disaster).  A Greek default would be good for Greece.  Greece wouldn’t owe the money. We all know the old saying about if you borrow a little and can’t pay it back, you have a problem, but if you borrow a lot and can’t pay it back, the lender has a problem.  The Greek case is even stronger – they have borrowed a lot, and can’t pay it back, but the lenders have almost no way to enforce even the limited rights they have.  The longer the negotiations drag on, the more people in Greece that will finally figure this out.  When everyone was scrambling from desperate “plan” to desperate “plan” no one seemed to spend the time thinking about what a default would mean.  The “Default” card would be played any time actual critical thinking reared its ugly head and with some gnashing of the teeth and wringing of the hands, new plans would be created.  Now, more and more sensible people seem to be reaching the same conclusion – default would not be end of the world (heck, not even the end of the banking system) and might provide the best framework for future growth.

It is probably too early to get that outcome, and instead we will get one more round of plans and measures that barely get approved, don’t work, and get the people who agreed to them kicked out of office, and then, maybe, finally economic reality will take over, which in the long run will be the best for all.

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GeneMarchbanks's picture

'JPM Buys Greece For $2'

You've been conditioned perfectly Pete.

Hail Caesar!

GetZeeGold's picture








economics1996's picture

Do these assholes realize they have Spain, Portugal, and Italy up in the on deck circle?

trav7777's picture

there seem to be a lot of deadbeat States in the EU whose citizens think life is to be spent collecting a socialist government paycheck and lounging in cafes all day

LawsofPhysics's picture

Fuck trav, there are a lot of deadbeat states in America full of the same fucking people.

tarsubil's picture

You just don't get it. The solution is more lies. You can always cover for past lies with new bigger ones. Every once and a while mix in a little truth. That is the way to fix all problems. Don't worry. Everything is bone!

GetZeeGold's picture



Oh.....I think we get it.




tarsubil's picture

No. If you say you get it, you don't get it. Only by saying you don't get it, do you get it.

All they need to do is not make a deal and say that there is one. Greek pays nothing but they don't default. No CDS is triggered but it still works. Print money and say that you aren't. Problems solved. I don't get it.

LawsofPhysics's picture

No shit sherlock, but I suggest you pick up a history book.  lies and paper work right up until the supply lines are interupted and goods and services simply can not be delivered, for whatever reason (and there will be many).  Hedge accordingly.

GetZeeGold's picture



but I suggest you pick up a history book.


Yeah.....there's usually a catch.




francis_sawyer's picture

How about 'Contemporary American History' with Professor Turgeson?

Badabing's picture

It’s been well known, that JPM is the FED’s boy, for all we know, JPM may be a major shareholder of the secret privet Fed shareholders and it may be the other way around. Proof would be that JPM gets away with fraud all the time. The Greeks would have not been able to join the European Union without the book balancing act provided by JPM. “The big boys” and I repeat, WILL NOT LET GREECE DEFAULT! The tax payers of the new world order will foot the bill. They will not loose.

Will JPM buy Greece for $2?  

No we will for 100 cents on the dollar!

tarsubil's picture

The problem with those books is that they did not lie big enough.

GeneMarchbanks's picture

Me neither. It all depends of what your definition of is is.


Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Is is?

She is a god.  Kneel before her.

francis_sawyer's picture

So Clinton was playing 'Zod' with Monica Lewinski! It all makes sense now...

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Then Portdegaul asks or one, then Espana, then Italia, and soon the eurozone has printed $10 trillion in a span of months, all from loans by the Fed.  The world is once again leveraged up (as Japan and China print) and costs double.  Grannie is eating cat food three times a day, but her kids are really nice to her because she has life insurance that will pay out soon, and the kids have debts to pay, and they want a vacation.

There is no more pretending after this.  That is why they have strung Greece along.  Once Greece goes down it all goes down.  Once Greece defaults they all default, or once Greece gets bailed out (again) the rest fall in line.  This is why they are kicking the can.

GetZeeGold's picture


......and that concludes this weeks edition of the Captain Obvious show.


You don't have to leave....but you can't stay here.



Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

That's right.  This whole lie of a system will go on orever because we continue to lie.  We lie to each other and we lie to ourselves, and that is our only hope.  It is when we stop lying that it comes unraveled, so we will continue to lie.


You see, it doesn't matter what we believe anymore, even though this is what the technocrats believe.  There is such a thing as reality.  It rises above the human head and bears down on us.  We can ignore it, but it won't matter in the long run.  There will be a time when the data spins out, because there is nothing sustainable about it.  Pension payouts, inflation, debt, it is all unsustainable, and there will be a point when reality rears its head.  One month, one year, who knows, but pretending is for children, and we are not living in the dreamworld, however it sometimes may seem.

Omen IV's picture

there seem to be a lot of deadbeat BANKS in the USA whose MANAGERS think life is to be spent collecting a socialist government paycheck /BONUS /HANDOUT and lounging in cafes all day

atomic180's picture

Thats the reason their holding the line with greece otherwise the others want the Greek deal, let Greece fail and the others will either honor their comittments or follow Greece into defalt.

Vampyroteuthis infernalis's picture

I do not think a Greek default is an economic disaster (stocks would sell off, probably 5% or more over a week or two, but that is not an economic disaster).

The default of Greece itself is not the problem. The losses from a default and the excessively large CDS market would tip many overleveraged banks into insolvency overnight. Good for Greece. Bad for Europe and their bankster masters.

Non Passaran's picture

It was said here several times that outstanding CDS amount to barely 2bn.

Caggge's picture

They don't want to let Greece default because the other countries will see that it isn't the doom that they say it is. The doom will be on the lenders. Where it belongs. The people they are demanding to take haircuts aren't the bankers that made woeful business decisions. The doom belongs to the elite that made these decisions.

LeBalance's picture

very savvy investor?

how about? a MF who conditions the whole circumstance to dehumanize and humiliate everyone and get them to sell themselves into slavery.

i call that someone who needs a lot of TLC, because kicking his ass will not help the situation.



We are the weeds.

SwingForce's picture

And didn't that 'savvy' (wft does that mean?) "investor" have to pay $10 not $2?

atomic180's picture

Greece is a welfare state only looking to get the biggest welfare check and best deal they can, ultimately they'll come back crying they dont want to go bankrupt so we'll take the deal...

GeneMarchbanks's picture

'want to go bankrupt so we'll take the deal...'

I'll safely assume you're in North America so I'll go slow. You see 'want' implies that there is a matter of choice and that is incorrect. Greece is bankrupt and defaulted some time ago OK? You don't need to wait for someone to say "Hey, Greece says they are going to default" or any formal announcement thereof alright? Pum'kin?

Secondly, the 'deal' is an undoable fantasy plot that defies arithmetic.

Finally, instead of letting your ADHD get the better of you by diverting your attention to a place you neither live nor understand the complexity of, I suggest you start demanding a stop to the much bigger corporate welfare state that has taken hold in the States.

atomic180's picture

Greece is spending 160% of GDP was included in the EU with GS cooked books and spends 80% of GDP on pensions and goverment salaries. What dont you understand about welfare state and fraud...

Catullus's picture

And then 2 days later for $10... when those with warrents nearly shit themselves.

Too bad Greece isn't short silver like Bear was.  Whatever, JPM probably underwrote most of the CDS of Greek debt anyway.

RobertMugabe's picture

I'm throwing a pre-emptive ouzo party, just in case those sneaky fucking Greeks decide to do everyone a favor and slip out the back door today

battle axe's picture

It is not the default that is scaring people in the financial industry, you are right. It is the CDS triggers being tripped that I think has people worried, because no one knows how big the CDS are and who has the biggest exposure and how well they are "Hedged". That whole market is a black hole full of  question marks...

Marco's picture

Common sense tells me that counter party risk can't be hedged in the end, the buck has to stop somewhere, and the ones with the biggest exposure are those with implicit government guarantees.

chindit13's picture

Actually the numbers are known.  There are just under $69 billion of Gross Notional CDS on Greek debt, and $3.2 billion Net Notional (down from about $9.7 billion a year ago).  Theoretically this is marked to market and collateralized, though there is probably some slippage.   What is only known to individual countries' central banks---and this only if domiciled firms are honest, is how much risk the various individual parties hold.  Until recently it seemed---from the manner in which Germans and French authorities---that they feared default because they knew what their domestic banks net position was.  The Germans, at least, seemed less concerned today.

There is always the possibility that somebody out there has taken premium from the entire world, a la AIG.  I would have bet it was DB, but it might be a French Bank (if there is an AIG in hiding).

battle axe's picture

"And this is only if domiciled firms are honest" exactly, but that is a big if. You have to know in your bones that there is another AIG out there, and if I was to bet (and aren't we all anyways) then I would say that it is one of the French or Italian major banks. I think you are right that given the German attitude we have seen as of late that they have gotten their banks (DB etc) set up to withstand the coming onslaught. Thanks for the numbers also. 

HamyWanger's picture

Well, people should live with their time.

I don't have any problem with banks or private companies buying up old and obsolete Nation-States. It is the beginning of the "Diamond Age", and it will continue exponentially.

Dr. Engali's picture

Hamy that was one of your weaker trolling attempts. You can do better than that.

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Did he mean "Blood Diamond Age"?

LawsofPhysics's picture

Yep, right up until the supply lines start getting cut.  Then the diamond age will be followed by another golden age.  

francis_sawyer's picture

Maybe you'd prefer that they turn Greece into a Mental Health Institution and you can go in there and help keep them supplied with pinwheels & butterfly nets...

The trend is your friend's picture

Maybe a Greek default will finally give us a glimpse into the 700 trillion Derivitive market,  unless of course that one little pebble makes the whole house of cards come down

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

The CDS are an interesting play.  Making fiat money when the SHTF is a funny concept. 

Barometer's picture

Maybe Greece will buy JPM for $2

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

We're getting a decent pullback in silver.  It may last another week or so. 

Good time to buy.

LawsofPhysics's picture

I want my two dollars!!!