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JPM Expects Fed To Acknowledge Inflation Tomorrow As Hawks Continue Dissenting

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While largely uneventful to most, the tomorrow's FOMC statement redline to the January one will be promptly scoured by algos everywhere for even the tiniest mention of the word inflation, as that will not only push back any hopes for a quick QE episode, but may temper expectations that ZIRP will last through 2014 (as the shaky 3 Year auction earlier indicated). And if JPMorgan's Michael Feroli is right, inflation is precisely what will be Bernanke's oh so observant mind tomorrow. In which case at 2:15pm watch out: the Chairsatan may just pull the punchbowl away as the Hawkish dissent mounts... if only until the market has a downtick of course, which will threaten to destroy the ever flimsier hollow house of ponzi cards, or something, and the chief fireman comes scrambling back with the firehose spraying trillion dollar bills.

From JPM:

We expect a relatively uneventful outcome following tomorrow's FOMC meeting. We do not expect any balance sheet actions, nor do we anticipate any strong signalling that such actions are likely to occur at a subsequent meeting. Because tomorrow's meeting is a one-day meeting there will be no new economic projections or funds rate projections, nor will there be a post-meeting press conference. To the extent there is any news it is likely to come from changes in the wording of the FOMC statement. We believe there will be only a few minor tweaks to the statement. Perhaps the most significant is a change to the wording of the inflation discussion, to acknowledge that headline inflation has been pushed higher by energy prices. There could be some fairly small adjustments to the growth description: a little more cautious about consumer spending, and maybe a touch more upbeat on the labor market, while still noting that the unemployment rate remains elevated. We expect no change to the late 2014 rate guidance. Lacker dissented at the last meeting and will probably do so again tomorrow. A case could be made that Williams will cast a dovish dissent, or even Raskin or Tarullo for that matter, though we think it's more likely that we see no dovish dissents tomorrow.

 

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Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:26 | 2248774 sampo
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Can you feel it coming?

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:31 | 2248790 redpill
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Can you smell the spice?  Central banker wormsign!

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:34 | 2248800 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I smell shit and cheap booze.  Reminds me of the homeless guy by the corner store.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:52 | 2248853 camaro68ss
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Yeah, bernanke shit in the puch bowl.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:52 | 2249000 Spooky Polish
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nope, CenGangs are the Harkonens . We need some Muad'Dib's action to take them out. 

 

excuse my english 

 

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 01:32 | 2249653 McNoob
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FOR SHAI HALUD!!!

Sorry... I meant the Bernank...

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:31 | 2248791 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I'm looking for the shit hawks but all I see are shit doves circling the Fiat Ponzi.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:34 | 2248803 I think I need ...
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speaking of shit they have a probem in Trenton NJ tonight they can't afford toilet paper for any public venues, city shutdown immenient due to health concerns......

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:10 | 2248908 ThisIsBob
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Is it that easy to shut down governments?  Just monkey wrench the toilet paper supply?

How hard can that be?

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:28 | 2248952 Bobbyrib
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I'm surprised they are not using complaint letters sent to various government agencies in our corrupt state. We both know they are not taking those letters seriously..

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:20 | 2249052 Seasmoke
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Tony Mack is whack

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:45 | 2249112 scatterbrains
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awww I feel bad.. maybe we should have let them auction off the central jersey water supply after all.. now they have to go with out shit paper.

 

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:55 | 2249136 stocktivity
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You haven't really lived until you had to shit in the woods.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 21:31 | 2249165 hangemhigh
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TO: ItIn

"speaking of shit they have a probem in Trenton NJ tonight they can't afford toilet paper for any public venues, city shutdown immenient due to health concerns......"

 

NJ is missing a big buck branding  opportunity here......they should pimp these haji style powder rooms as a paperless workplace....and call it the 'corslime can'


Tue, 03/13/2012 - 01:00 | 2249617 dumpster
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toilet paper substitute

large piece of paper . tear a hole in paper use the little torn piece to clean fingenails '

reuse large piece of paper tear new hole .. repeat

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 22:54 | 2249437 SgtSchultz
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It is crisis time in Trenton, where the city is literally running out of toilet paper.

 

"It's about one of the last boxes of toilet paper we have for the city buildings," said maintenance supervisor Paul Heater, pointing to a large box.

Supplies have dwindled down to almost nothing because City Council has failed to approve the mayor's $42,000 order for paper products.

 

The problem isn't toilet paper or paper towels. It's the $4,000 included for paper cups.

 

"Council wanted to know, 'What are you doing with $4000 worth of paper cups?'" said councilman George Muschal. "They got caught. We wanted to know what you're going to do with them and when they failed to give us an answer we denied their approval."

 

 http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=8577954

 

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 06:43 | 2249774 Bobbyrib
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"Council wanted to know, 'What are you doing with $4000 worth of paper cups?'" said councilman George Muschal. "They got caught. We wanted to know what you're going to do with them and when they failed to give us an answer we denied their approval."

LOL, some state bureaucrat was probably going to sell them for a discount on the taxpayer's dime.


Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:29 | 2248775 redpill
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Ben merely views the market as a donkey, and is perfectly willing to use the stick of a little deflation in order to justify getting out the inflation carrot again.

 

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:13 | 2248916 SHEEPFUKKER
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Ben has been dangling his carrot alright. It's been accompanied with lots of lube. 

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:20 | 2248934 Handyman
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My understanding is that there are massive inflationary pressures up against massive deflationary pressures with a net result of some inflation. I like Jim Rickard's analogy of Ben thinking he's turning the thermostat up and down trying to make the room comfortable but it's really a nuclear reactor and if he tries to fuck with it, sooner or later it's going to blow!

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:28 | 2248780 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Inflation?  House prices are falling, oil's price is transitory, and it is tradition for gold to rise when the Fed needs to leverage it's reserves with "certificates". 

Run them presses, boys!

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:15 | 2248920 SHEEPFUKKER
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The presses have been running full stop.  He just won't say it until he sees fit. 

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:29 | 2248784 Waterfallsparkles
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It does seem like the Market is kept up by "Expectations".

It also seems like with the Greek "Deal" that a lot of Money was pumped in to hold the Market in place.  Most without knowing the outcome would have sold but the Market ramped higher and higher on an unknown outcome. 

Almost like Bernanke is a day trader, watching every tick of the Market and the first sign of weakness he hits the print button.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:33 | 2248795 Piranhanoia
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Nice of Jip'M to guess what they know is going to happen tomorrow and fill us all in.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:34 | 2248798 fonzannoon
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QE has been pushed back further and further with each positive piece of data lately. The algo's don't seem to be payng attention. I don't see why tomorrow should be any different.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:37 | 2248808 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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QE "3" is being saved for when Italy and Spain need trillion dollar bailouts and the IMF needs the skin of the American taxpayer to pay the bill.  It will be your patriotic duty to save Europe, American.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:54 | 2248858 Quinvarius
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We would have to actually stop doing QE 1 before we can start some new increment of QE.  Not really sure how anyone can possibly miss the fact that the Fed never stopped buying Treasuries and asorted other crap debt at any point during the last 3.5 years.

And besides, did you already forget about QE 2.5, QE lite, the Fed swap lines to Europe, and everything else?  Do you actually need to hear the number 3 like some TV trained dog?  Just buy gold and run.  We are on 6 at least.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:20 | 2249049 Renfield
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Thanx Quinvarius. Sometimes I feel reading the language in some articles here that I'm watching CNBC.

"Hawks". The Fed has hawks? Since when?

"Unemployment" going to be over "9%"?

"QE3"?

When can we start calling things like they are, or would it just confuse too many people who are used to the Orwellian MSM-speak.

As a plain speaker and financial non-guru, it's the MSM that confuses me. Funny thing, the people I find clearest, most logical, and easiest to understand are the gold investors.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:34 | 2248799 Rainman
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Bernank's living Greenspan's conundrum...swim in ZIRP or drown anyway.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:36 | 2248805 gwar5
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I thought the Hawks were recently replaced through attrittion by mostly doves. Not yet, or not enough?

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:37 | 2248807 Yen Cross
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 This is the classic " Tug of War", scenario. I wonders who's ass will catch on fire first? 

  If the Fed eases, the ponzi money will add to already ( non- participatory) balance sheets. It will cause inflation to go parabolic.

 They(FED) could by MBS, but the banks won't lend. If the housing market is so great, then why are rents so high?

  I listened to some idiot say that lack of U.S. crude demand was due to a more efficient economy! If the economy is so efficient, then why would we be adding jobs? ANSWER: we aren't! I also listened to some tool on CNBS suggest that the part time jobs that were added would turn into full time jobs! At least he acknowledged they were part time!

 What is a cartoon lover to do?  Back to Bennie Hill and South Park! 

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:22 | 2249057 Renfield
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"They took 'ur jobs!"

"They took 'ur JOBS!"

"Rahr-jah RAWR!"

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:39 | 2248813 ilovefreedom
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You can only hide it so long.

Wasn't the 3rd year of ZIRP supposed to be 17-18% inflation (2012) and wasnt the 4th year 38% (2013)??

Just like all of "jobs" we're adding are $12-15/hr no benefits meanwhile the percetion is they are $50k/yr jobs.

If the jobs added are below the average per capita you need many more to break even. You need 1.6x as many jobs at 31k as you do at ~50k.

Reminds me of a book I read once, "how to lie with statistics"

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 21:17 | 2249209 KickIce
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5 out of 4 people use statistics incorrectly.

Probably a little higher if you consider bankers and politicians.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:40 | 2248818 Wm the Shrubber
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The Fed will print.  However, they are in need of some political cover to fire off the next round before the election cycle window closes by mid-summer.  Hence, there must be a sufficiently meaningful correction, and a complementary reduction in oil prices to put a deflationary scare into market participants so that they will come begging for salvation.  This is already scripted, and the game continues......

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:43 | 2248822 Christoph830
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If Fed mentions inflation in the red-line tomorrow and we get some "shocking" bank stress test results on Thursday, the punchbowl may actually (finally) be taken away...in the short term.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:58 | 2249143 stocktivity
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The Fed will make sure the stress tests results are just fine....It's all Bullshit!

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:42 | 2248823 youngman
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Even if inflation is at 10%..he can't raise rates....it will bankrupt the so called budget .....he will just print...you guys are all waiting on a QE....by name only...he is printing now...he will print tomorrow..he has too...at least now he has his buddies in Europe doing the same thing...Japan always was...and England has started too....one year from now there will be several trillion more fiats in the system....what we need to watch is the outsiders pulling their chips out of the game and walking right now...but soon they will be running to the cashier to cash them in....and I think gold and oil is what they will buy....

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:20 | 2248933 greensnacks
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And he will claim that 10% inflation is a temporary spike and acceptable over the long term, given that unemployment remains elevated. Sadly, the central banks have pumped so much money into the system, that once people do start spending again, the real hardcore (hyper)inflation won't be controllable.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:34 | 2248963 Bobbyrib
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"Sadly, the central banks have pumped so much money into the system, that once people do start spending again, the real hardcore (hyper)inflation won't be controllable."

Yep, I wonder if anyone in government understands this. I do think they may be trying to keep the money in the top 1% hands to delay the inevitable.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:08 | 2249030 disabledvet
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here's what he's really gonna claim about "what you think you're seeing" but in fact "are not":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc0tFCbs1tE&feature=player_detailpage

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 21:23 | 2249213 hangemhigh
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Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:48 | 2248840 YesWeKahn
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Fuck the charlatan.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:52 | 2248852 ThisIsBob
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Ben has to get Obama reelected, otherwise he is back to Princeton to live off the proceeds of students' loans.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:09 | 2248902 Jake88
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If the Bernank's money printing gets Obama re-elected this country deserves Obama and the Bernank.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:59 | 2249146 stocktivity
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Actually Ben was appointed by Bush...a republican

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 21:44 | 2249278 KickIce
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Ben was appointed by the Rothchilds, our obedient little puppets were just following orders.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:53 | 2248855 Boilermaker
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The FED doesn't and won't admit jack shit.

Get real.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:58 | 2248871 Sutton
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When we had Peak US Economy, circa 1945-1971, no one but a handful of grifters, gamblers, shysters, and geniuses gave a rats ass about the market.

What's funny is when someone is finally called in to clean up Ben's catastrophic mess the greatest and swiftest crash of all time  will ensue.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 03:01 | 2249707 BooMushroom
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Unless we can get the PIIGS and the BRICS and maybe Germany and Russia to bomb the sh*t out of one another, while at the same time, leaving the 'ol USA completely alone. Maybe Taiwan, too.

Then we can be exporters to the world with no competition for thirty years or so again, while the rest of the world pulls itself out of the bronze age again.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:58 | 2248874 spinone
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Its stagflation, soon to become hyperstagflation

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:06 | 2248895 bnbdnb
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What happened to the forex volume? I got vapors...

All waiting on Ben?

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:19 | 2248931 Lost Wages
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It's all about the Benjamin (Shalom Bernanke).

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:22 | 2248938 Elmer Fudd
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How many times do they get to play the "oh we're gonna fight inflation" card before the market numbs to that BS, so far it works on the sheeple investment community every time.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:36 | 2248970 non_anon
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The so called "FED" will admit nothing but their shaman type of delusion

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:03 | 2248972 SgtSchultz
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Just curious, what would the world look like if the Fed went 100% monetization financing all the needs and obligations of the federal government with ever more worthless Federal Reserve Notes, Congress suspends the tax code (why bother) with "free" Fed "money." The resulting collapse creates a new barter/hard asset economic structure? Painful economic reset.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 21:57 | 2249320 Lednbrass
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According to MMT types it will look great, apparenty we all ride happily into the sunset with lots of cool stuff and there will never be a collapse.

We can drop the bond market too- woohoo!

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 22:38 | 2249395 Nobody For President
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Hey Sarge - Read 'When Money Dies', a painstaking history of the hyperinflation caused by the Reichbank doing just that...

 

(Hint: It did NOT end well.)

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 05:44 | 2249752 r00t61
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The scenario you suggest is exactly what MMTers want implemented in order to "save" the economy.

In an MMT world, one need not be concerned with trivial things like dwindling energy sources or running out of food.  So long as you can print, they say, it doesn't matter, and all will be glorious.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:38 | 2248974 1eyedman
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Transitory will be the word of the day. Concerns in the Mideast...but slowing econs in eu and china. Nothing to see here...move along.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:49 | 2248994 The Old Man
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I said two weeks ago that toilet paper was a viable commodity. Thank God it's light enough. The energy costs to haul it will only be up about 15%,  as the cost of the fuel will probably offset the weight. Catch 22. TP/Roll vs. Diesel/Gal vs. Miles/Trip. There's a formula out there for this, I just know there is. It's lighter than gold and silver. And you can trade it for same. Someday Martha, I'm going to be rich too. Wait.... is this considered insider info. Crap

Good info from  ilovefreedom  about jobs and $ paid and mostly part time work. Statistics are in the eye of the beholder. If they don't report any inflation because of the defl/infl ratio (stagflation) they really are a bunch of manipulative liars.  And who ever said the ditti about Hawks and the ponzi.... bravo. Not that I'm really qulified to say. But it sounds good to me.

Ya know Tyler, if the reports come out tomorrow and there is no news, the charts can't be manipulated that much. You guys keep at it. You and some of the fellas here know the numbers better than anybody. Watch what they can do to fudge. Seems this group is the only real economic actuary at the guard post. I sometimes wonder if the public really gives a F....!

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 22:41 | 2249403 Nobody For President
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(Way) out in the country, toilet paper is called "Mountain Money".

Or you could try this:

http://www.amazon.com/Money-Toilet-Roll-Dollar-Paper/dp/B002L6EKH0

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:56 | 2249005 eddiebe
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Isnt it amazing how people hang on every word that comes out of a liars mouth?

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:09 | 2249033 azzhatter
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Inflation?? I saw CNBC and they said it's all under control. LIESman even scoffed at the notion Chairsatan may be wrong.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:19 | 2249050 Seasmoke
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when Ben falls on his sword , they will admit the gig is up, but not a moment sooner

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:36 | 2249077 HD
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 If, and I mean IF good ol' Ben acknowledges energy inflation he will not correlate it to CTRL+P. It will be evil speculators exploiting fears about Iran...

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:38 | 2249087 Atomizer
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How the 2% inflation plan is spun as growth.

 I never inhaled during my signing to repeal the Glass-Steagall Act

 -Bill Clinton

http://www.progressivehistorians.com/2007/11/bill-clintons-role-in-mortgage-crisis.html

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:51 | 2249127 iamgogi
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10 to 1 gold gets slammed tomorrow by maybe $50.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 21:20 | 2249218 Hopeless for Change
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"The American Institute for Economic Research developed the Everyday Price Index (EPI) to address the widespread perception that the Consumer Price Index (CPI) does not reflect the day-to-day experience of Americans."  This removes big-ticket items and concentrates on things that we actually spend money on every single day (like, say, food and energy).  The EPI is 8% vs the CPI, which is an 'acceptable' 3.1%.  I wonder if this little factoid will be addressed tomorrow.    

http://www.aier.org/article/7557-epi-reflects-basic-economic-change

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 21:21 | 2249221 Bubuzinho
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The global ponzi starts to unravel.....

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 21:34 | 2249255 SmoothCoolSmoke
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SCOREBOARD!

Dow futes creeping toward 13K tonight.   I say 13.1K by 2 pm.  Good news from Buck Frenankie  finallly gets it over the 13K hump for good.  Bad news and it drops to................13K !!!

 

 

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 22:16 | 2249358 Bansters-in-my-...
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Bernanke's description of self....    iiDIOT

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 23:16 | 2249491 hairball48
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Why does anyone care what these lying fucks say at their meetings?

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 23:43 | 2249538 AndrewCostello
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These meetings are nothing more than propaganda sessions where they spew lies to try and convince the public (and themselves) that the money printing campaign will all turn out ok.

 

Read this if you'd like to learn about what's coming and how to survive it.

http://www.amazon.com/Simple-Wealth-Mr-Andrew-Costello/dp/1463523017/ref

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 00:07 | 2249569 cranky-old-geezer
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Perhaps the most significant is a change to the wording of the inflation discussion, to acknowledge that headline inflation has been pushed higher by energy prices.

So JPM doesn't understand what inflation is either.

Inflation isn't "pushed higher" by rising prices, nor "pushed lower" by falling prices.

Price changes don't determine inflation.  It's the other way around.  Inflation determines price changes.

Energy prices are higher because of inflation. Inflation is what pushes energy prices higher.  Along with grocery prices and all other prices ...except housing prices of course, which suffer from an overpowering negative factor called market collapse.

Of course JPM knows these things.   They know inflation is running 10% - 12%, and energy prices are responding accordingly, along with grocery prices, etc.

After all, someone has to keep printing money and buying $150 billion of new treasuries each month. 

Just because it doesn't have a specific name like "QE",  and it's not mentioned on TV news, doesn't mean it isn't happening. 

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 00:20 | 2249586 cnhedge
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sell before the fomc meeting and buy back afterwards.

 

http://www.jinrongbaike.com/

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Tue, 03/13/2012 - 02:28 | 2249691 DaylightWastingTime
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 02:59 | 2249705 devo
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What time is the meeting, 2:15 Eastern?

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 07:08 | 2249786 my puppy for prez
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Sorry, I know this is off topic, but there are no current war updates under which I can post this.

This is the reason America is in so much trouble:  I was reading Yahoo board comments under a story about the soldier that killed the Afghanis.  You would not believe the inurred, bloodthirsty, bigoted, rationalizing nature of these comments.  They could only be categorized under "neanderthal".  Here is just ONE example of the "brilliance" at Yahoo's comment boards:

"Maaaayyybe, he just doesnt like goat smelling, pedofilic, Muzzie, Asscrackastani's???? I dont, and really dont give 2 rat turds that he killed 16 of them.... give the man a medal."

Thank God for ZH.  I can't go back there....it makes my head explode!

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 15:44 | 2251513 warispeace
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This is why the assholes are trying to push back on gold.

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