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JPM Raises Q1 GDP Forecast From 1.0% To 2.5% GDP At The Expense Of Even More Future Growth

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Now that US Congress provides "solutions" on a month to month basis with outcomes delayed until the 11th hour and 59th minute, the Treasury funds itself paycheck to paycheck, hedge fund LPs only allow a daily lock up and demand liquidity statistics (as in how much of the entire book can be sold on an hour's notice), and all that matters is what happens in the next few hours, it is JPM's turn to raise Q1 GDP... at the expense of future growth. Because nobody really cares about the future anymore: after all following yesterday's lowering of Q3 GDP, US debt/GDP is now 100.04%. But nobody wants to talk about that because, once again, it's about the future. And we are having enough issues with the present as is. Here is JPM's Michael Feroli just hiking his short-term forecast, knowing too well he will eventually have to lower future growth. But that is tomorrow's, and thus, someone else's problem. In the meantime, #40dollars sure goes a long way.

Following their "Airing of Grievances," Congress today approved a two-month extension of expiring payroll tax and unemployment benefit measures. This extension removes a significant fiscal headwind that had been holding back 12H1 growth in our forecast. Because it is only a two-month extension, the acute fiscal tightening is only pushed back for a short while, however our forecast now assumes that lawmakers will follow through on the stated desire of Congressional leadership to extend these measures for the entire year. The change in fiscal policy mostly affects growth in the first half of the year, for which we are revising up the average annualized real GDP growth rate from 1.0% to 2.5%, due to better personal income and consumption outcomes. The measures to pay for the two-month extension -- higher GSE mortgage fees -- mostly exert their drag after 2012. We assume whatever measures pay for the remaining ten-month extension similarly defer the pain until later years in the ten-year budget planning horizon. Our fiscal year 2012 budget deficit forecast is revised up from $1,000 billion to $1,150 billion. Obviously today isn't the most ideal time to be changing forecasts, but it is the day Congress chose to change policy. Below is an update to our forecast spreadsheet.

 

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Fri, 12/23/2011 - 14:37 | 2007800 Dr. Engali
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I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a payroll tax break today.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 14:52 | 2007860 johnu78
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LOL!!! That sounds like something Wimpy Bernanke would say.

 

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Fri, 12/23/2011 - 16:45 | 2008193 nope-1004
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JPM is a satanic organization.  Jamie Dimon stole all the customer accounts from MF Global.  He then has the audacity to say in the newspaper that anyone speaking out on this is just "jealous".

I should add that a very common trait of sociopathic individuals is the illusion that they are being stalked, watched, or envied.  Jamie Dimon and JPM are a sociopathic, demonic, selfish enterprise.

Ann Barnhardt says it like it is.  Listen to her interview with Peter Schiff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18A698QQex0

 

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 17:27 | 2008290 Benjamin Glutton
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Here's Kyle Bass, coming as close as he dare in public, citing motive for COMEX/JPM takedown of MFGlobal,imo.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjAeriVttw0&feature=related

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 14:56 | 2007872 chubbar
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OT, but a good article on how SOPA will destroy the internet. We better enjoy ZH while we can. Don't think you are going to stop this anymore than 90% of folks being against TARP stopped that. The cocksuckers in DC just will not stop taking our freedoms!

http://blog.easydns.org/2011/12/22/how-sopa-will-destroy-the-internet/

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 14:40 | 2007819 transaccountin
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2.5%, ROFL, fiat numbers..........

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 15:33 | 2007995 r101958
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Here is what they are really saying: The gov't deficit spends about 1.5tr a year which = 10% of 15 trillion GDP. So, real GDP is current GDP less the 10% of GDP gov't deficit spending. This means real GDP is about -8.5% right now. So, they expect gov't deficit spending to increase by a couple of hundred billion or the real GDP will 'improve' to -7.5% and/or some combination of the two.

Wow! that really sounds great eh?

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 14:43 | 2007827 spekulatn
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Fri, 12/23/2011 - 14:46 | 2007833 JR
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“Plan to Keep Your Assets Safe From an Out-of-Control Government” – offers 9 rungs up on the ladder of internationalism to financial protection… today on Market Oracle

Terry Coxon, Casey Research writes: By keeping all your assets in the country where you live, you commit, ahead of time, to ratify whatever policy your home government might adopt, no matter how objectionable, unreasonable or pernicious that policy happens to be. If the next new mandate is "Register today to get a nail pounded into your head," you're already signed up...

Stay at home is still the norm for Americans, but it's a norm that is slowly fading. Every billion-dollar tick of the government debt clock, every expansion of the government's regulatory apparatus, every overreaching judicial decision made in the name of a compelling public need, every inversion of protection for citizens into license for the state and every intellectually tortured discovery of a new meaning in the Constitution's 4,400 old words leaves a few thousand more people wondering how prudent it is to consign all their eggs to a single national basket. Encounters with high-handed IRS agents and eager TSA gropers do nothing to ease that concern. And for those who listen thoughtfully, the messages from our designated leaders and their would-be replacements only hurry the dawning sense of unease.

Specific worries include exposure to predatory lawsuits, especially claims that could draw extra go-power by association with politically favored causes or legally favored groups; fear of where income tax rates might climb; the prospect of losing a family business in a regulatory battle or simply through estate tax; the fragility of financial institutions that have operated for forty years with the assurance that the Federal Reserve would rescue them from any folly; the possibility that a government desperate to protect the dollar from collapse might impose foreign exchange controls or capital controls; the memory and precedent of the forced gold sales of 1933; and the thought that a government floundering in deficits might start pilfering from IRAs and other pension plans.

But beyond those particular worries and perhaps more important than any of them is the sense that from here on, anything goes. The politicians will do whatever they find convenient, because there is no longer anything to stop them – not an electorate that is jealous of its freedoms and certainly not the Constitution, which is now just a playhouse for judicial imagineering. No one can know what's coming next from the government and the financial system it has fostered...

http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article32276.html

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 14:49 | 2007847 alien-IQ
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That is one hell of a big leap in GDP forecast isn't it?

Smells so familiar...could it be?...Is it?...yes!!1 yes!!!...I know that smell!!!!...It's BULLSHIT!

Such a familiar stench in this market.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 14:49 | 2007849 no life
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These guys always upgrade at market highs, and downgrade at market lows..

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 14:51 | 2007854 dick cheneys ghost
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JPM?.........those bastards........Teri Buhl writes that they are worse off than BofA

 

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 14:55 | 2007867 Clifhanger
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Why stop at 2.5%? Let's just make it 5%!  These guy's street cred is quickly approaching ZERO (no pun intended on ZH)!

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 15:22 | 2007966 Tsar Pointless
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It's maliciously un-Amerikkkan to forecast GDP growth as being anything more than 10%!

We ARE the greatest country in the world! We WILL grow to infinity and beyond!

We ARE the land of the free and home of the brave.

And Santa Claus is engaged with oral sex at the moment with the Tooth Fairy, as the Great Pumpkin and Jesus (yes, they do make a cute couple) smoke a fat doobie and play with their pet unicorn.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 00:55 | 2008855 Raisuli
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I think you meant to say that GDP growth is LESS (not more) than 10%.

Big Boyz have solidified the 'markets.'

All is calm, all is bright. Rown yon virgin so tender and bright....

 

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 15:01 | 2007888 jon
Fri, 12/23/2011 - 15:27 | 2007976 r101958
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They are trying to create an 'end of the year rally', by manipulating perceptions, so they can make book. SOSDD.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 18:11 | 2009541 Cadavre
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For a minute I thought you had suggested an "end of the world" ralley.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 15:31 | 2007990 mayhem_korner
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USD can go to zero and it will still be worth more than any piece of paper coming out of Dimon's moonshine factory.  The hookah is full to the brim with hopium, and the Morgue-sters are hoping some further misdirection will help make the sheeple flee from their millions of short metal and whatever other improprieties they use the Crimex affront to hide.

There, my rant is done.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 15:48 | 2008041 Nothing real here
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We couldn't do 2.5% this year WITH the payroll tax break AND accelerated depreciation.  We are not adding stimulus this year.  We're actually taking some out.  Where can I bet the under?

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 16:29 | 2008144 WonderDawg
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Buy puts on JPM.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 15:51 | 2008052 Mr. Lucky
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How about the increase in fran and fred mortgage fees?  Nothing to see here just move along.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 15:52 | 2008059 Dre4dwolf
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None of these numbers mean anything.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 16:16 | 2008119 adr
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Did you know last Saturday was the best saturday before Christmas in sales ever? Based on the same metric as the black friday sales surveys. The immense pile of bullshit will never stop. There was virtually nobody out last Saturday. I was in JC Penney and Macy's last saturday and it was a ghost town. I asked a sales girl how the day had been. She said she has never been more bored. They sent half the sales associates home. If a Republican was in the White House rght now there would be endless stories of sales doom from the media. Obama gets a pass becuase he has been the best president for Wall Street in history. Baraponzi Fraudbama.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 16:18 | 2008127 thecoloredsky
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Man we're really kicking future's ass!

#winning!

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 16:45 | 2008197 non_anon
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ha ha, back to the future ad infinitum

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 16:54 | 2008214 MFL8240
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A little Christmas humor from the TRIBE.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 17:01 | 2008230 Dadburnitpa
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This douche bag Feroli is clearly a crack head, unable to think beyond his next hit.  Writing this drivel for a paycheck must be better than sucking dick to support his habit. It is as if he is just completey making up numbers to hand in so he can avoid getting a zero on his homework.  I've seen better critical thinking from 9th graders.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 10:19 | 2009064 falak pema
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this is called the Crisis shuffle dance. Like during great depression, marathon dancing.  Step by step, quick step and slow step, back step and immobile partner rotate, square dance and bear dance; only one no-go : keep the bull out, hog-tie him in his pen, and we may make it to the end. Loooooong tunnel coming up. Wow, poor bull; he'll have balls the size of ostrich eggs after all this abstinence. You could even sell them later on as unused icons. For a killing.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 18:09 | 2009536 Cadavre
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Is JPM's "glorious" GDP outlook adjusted for a 25% oversstated new housing starts, or are they using last year's humbler 16% overstated housing start stats??

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 15:38 | 2010574 Snakeeyes
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Did anyone look at the details of the "payroll tax cut"?

Congress/Administration Allows Taxpayers To Keep 2% More Of Their Paycheck For 2 Months - Requires Almost 1 Billion Mortgage Refis and Purchases To Fund

http://confoundedinterest.wordpress.com

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 21:22 | 2012491 ThrivingAdmistC...
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More government propaganda to hide the extent of the economic collapse.  

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 08:29 | 2200057 mediaprizm
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