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Doing God's Real Work - Hollande's Plane Returns To France After Being Hit By Lightning On Way To Merkel Visit
No, this is not a joke:
- HOLLANDE'S PLANE TURNS BACK TO PARIS AFTER BEING HIT LIGHTNING EN ROUTE TO BERLIN - PRESIDENTIAL SOURCE
Greece lightning? Even Zeus demands deleveraging, pardon, austerity.
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Right back at ya from Thor
BULLISH!
Indeed!
CAC 40 X7 Short GR
You called it! Sincerely, I wish you all the best!
too many socialists aboard riding 1st Class
the Gods have spoken
I call bullshit.. That's a stock photo.. Didn't happen. I suspect this is a distraction for Greece not really making the Bond Maturity payment..
You're right. This is the real one.
http://theneedleblog.wordpress.com/2012/05/15/the-hand-of-fate/
but God clearly didn't finish the job!
Thats a job for any number of freedom-loving Iceland volcanos
these satanist psychopaths must first be exposed... the universe appears to be doing a splendid job at it so far...
Thor is Norse! But still understandable pissed at the Frenchies!
Zeus is the Greek God of Thunder, I'd suspect him.
BTW - Who is the Greek God of pedantic nerds?!!!
Zuckerberg
As he dons his hoodie, he swears this oath:
In brightest day, in blackest night, No data shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship Google’s might, Beware my power…
Facebook’s blight!
Damn! Didn't realize Sarcrazy had that much influence.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!
Release the Greek yoghurt!
Thor? You think your Thor now, wait until Merkel gets done flogging you...
That should tell him something.
LOL. I'd say a higher authority said "NO".
JPM +2.82%
Silver -.98%
STACK!
Sacre Bleu!
How was the conferance?
It was just some R+R in the Emerald Isle....
Very nice, but pricey...
Needless to say driving on the LHS is "interesting"....
From what I saw, at least the Irish McMansions are not biodegradable...
You didn't stick around for the World Congress on Water, Climate & Energy 2012?
Why wasn't Bernanke on that plane ?
He only uses helicopters
The plane didn't go down, and we don't want to waste a good lightning strike just to miss taking the Bernank out.
lol
Cdad is very long of God.
In vietnamese Dong?
No, in Thai Bhat.
Long gods, lots of gods being made angry.
If you touch the money of kings, that barbaric relict,
kiss monotheism goodbye, this one god can no longer help you. Plenty of good old gods will lend you a hand though,
but they have no mercy and are unforgiving.
"...The cold wind blows, and Gods look down in anger on this poor child.
My soul unforgiven, and why so cold? Been a long time crossing, bridge of sighs..." -- Robin Trower
Riders on the storm...
Lightening my ass....it was the Luftwaffe.
Well doesn't make much sense - if it was en emergency it should rather land nearest suitable airport. If enroute Berlin shouldn't be more than 30-40 min anyway...
Sark can always be called in to take his place in case of incapacitation.
What's the ticker for the Lightning ETF?
What's the ticker of the 3xLeveraged Lightning etf?
I guess this answers the age old question: "Does God have a sense of humor?"
Maybe he had this feeling that he would be Ron Brown(ed). Go with your gut dood.
Someone switched off all the lights in Berlin and directed his plane into the alps as he came in.
Ambulance driver - "So, you had a pretty big scare up there, huh?"
Hollande - "[chuckles embarrassingly] Oh yeah!"
Ambulance driver - "[smiles] You wanna see something really scary?"
I love Creedence!
Nightmare at 20,000 feet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=827OGkGn_Kk
Hey that's Captain Kirk!!!
At least Hollande can take a supernatural hint. Sarkozy would have kept going.
Take a hint, boyz....
Forked tongue lightning.
Looks like he will be back in a flash
Hopefully not in a flash crash
Nice to see HAARP has their weather machine up and running, just need to work on the precision aim a bit more...
With the four speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
You know that ain't no shit we'll be getting lots of tit
In Grease Lightning
http://www.blitzortung.org/Webpages/index.php?lang=de&subpage_0=16
None to see.
Somebody turn off that CERN thingy.
"They call me Thor... because I bring the THUNDAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (80s hair metal scream)"
ZZZZAAAAAPPPPPP, bet that just made their day huh...ok, refuel let's try this again,,uh maybe with a different pilot, thanks.
Was it Greece lightening?
God always gives several warnings first....they keep getting louder and louder....like a whisper to a shout!
Genius! Simply f'ing genius. Hahahahaha!
Whatever you guys smoke at ZH I want some!
K@
HAHA!!! Funniest moment of the week.
HAARP! lulz
Only at the end, Mr Hollande, do you understand.
Pretty!
Couldn't resist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK63eUyk-iM
Who is that skinny guy?
Groan.... I forgot how bad that was......
Angela Merkel (not) @Queen_Europe:
-Oh b*ll*cks, I think I overdid the voodoo.
-See Europe? This is what happens when you try to destroy the @Queen_Europe
Looks like they're finally filming Ghostbusters 3.
There is no Hollande, only Zuul.
We've had two hail storms here (pea-sized hail) with the accompanying thunderstorms here in Belgium.
I hope everybody is o.k., but I hope he'll think twice now about his f'ed up ideas on taxing the rich.
Eh those planes are designed to withstand lightning strikes. According to Scientific American, the last US plane crash attributed to lightning strike occured in 1967.
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=what-happens-when-lightni
The planes may be, but the electronics do not..... are you certain the pilot was capable of extended flight without an autopilot? :)
"Depends?"
"Soft drink? Pretzels? Headphones? Depends?"
"Oui, monsieur Hollande, this happens every time this plane makes this trip."
"Msr. Sarkozy? He always dragged MMe. Sarkozy to the toilette after the lightning struck. He said he felt 'energized', you know, like the bunny."
barliman
Oh Mr Hollande I believe you've soiled yourself.
The french... I guess they figured out they where going to Germany and did what they've allways done... Retreat...
Just a little jolt to remind Hollande how airplane "accidents" may happen to those who displease the "higher powers".
Imagine the plane had crashed over Germany. Confusion, accusations, suspicions and panic.
When everything is hanging by a thin thread, it doesn't take much. Think Sarajevo June 1914.
"Blinded by white lightning"
It wasn't lightning rather a new Us space-based weapon being tested
A low was brought Hollande's plane on its way to the wicked witch, as once again Tyler God of Markets spread his hand (and credit default swap spread) and cast lightening fire and high yields rates upon him
<damn you just can't make this stuff >
Hollande's Prime Minister was a German teacher with close links to the SPD.
"Tonerre de Zeus!"
Long thunderbolts, short eurobonds.
The gods speak: Pay The Banksters
Get the warning, Froggie?
Come to Berlin, but only barfooted and with your head bowed.
weather weapon to scare him back to banker austerity....why this blog is on the bankers side on this one ill never guess....
French lightning for the French. Vive la Republique!
That is actually funny.
Hey, God? Dude, work on your aim. You gotta practice with your weapons or you get rusty. "Almost" doesn't cut it.
Wonder if the Central Planners believe in omens.
Aww shucks, a little light and shock ain't gonna hurt none.
Knew the French would retreat.
They should have flown in a German made plane.
There is always the TGV ya know... free puke bags in the pouch ahead of your knees.
That was not lightening, it was a german Stinger!!
No US. He was flying over Ramstein which is I believe the biggest air base of the US in the world. The hub for the middle east.
Lightning strikes!--not once but twice!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jzr7R2diZc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjVEsTFpQ6k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnwQPaUMMb8
The blitzkrieg failed.
Greece: when the lights go out
http://www.cnhedge.com/thread-4650-1-1.html