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Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:35 | 1660369 speconomist
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Let's try:

 

- Can I buy Victoria's Secret?

- No

- Then sell everything else.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:37 | 1660397 bankrupt JPM bu...
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"My ass is an inch away from swallowing the blackberry"

 

www.silvergoldsilver.blogspot.com

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:45 | 1660476 spiral_eyes
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"Warren Buffett said I could run GEICO for the day if I scrubbed him in the tub and gave him hand relief"

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:00 | 1660548 gmrpeabody
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"Yes..., the boss thought it would be a good idea if I called you for an explanation of what 'crack spreads' are..."

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:03 | 1660632 TruthInSunshine
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My Maginot Line isn't fortified & has been breached thousands of times, boys.

Beware of trench foot, though.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:06 | 1660668 MarketTruth
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Since when did Fran Drescher get enough brain cells to become capable of using a phone?

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:08 | 1660681 MachoMan
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OH RAY J OH RAY J OH RAY J OOOOOOOO OOOOO OH RAY J OH RAY J

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:14 | 1660725 Manthong
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"Pardone... you want to peg your Franc to my what?

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:27 | 1660811 chumbawamba
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"Ok, so who wants to fuck me in the ass and film it?  I'll order a pizza while you guys decide."

- Chumblez.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:29 | 1660834 TruthInSunshine
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Kim Kardashian's dark pools.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:48 | 1660952 narapoiddyslexia
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Fuck the Buying Dips?

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:13 | 1661130 Djirk
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now that is a real woman, all assets and curves...forget all those muscle gym rats running around the US cities

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:41 | 1661267 theXman
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You must have heard of the "fat-finger" selloff. Only in this case, it is a ...

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:58 | 1661321 Triggernometry
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Hi, I'm here for the fat finger. I brought the tailside risk...

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 17:03 | 1661341 Mike2756
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phat!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 17:23 | 1661408 Hman
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200 years ago she would be listed on COMEX as a commodity.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 17:23 | 1661409 Hman
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200 years ago she would be listed on COMEX as a commodity.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 17:56 | 1661546 Triggernometry
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Pork bellies are still traded

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:47 | 1661284 Sabibaby
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It's an up day in the market and in my pants.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:30 | 1660835 trav7777
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yeah..she's trash.  Not attractive in the least

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:54 | 1661311 russki standart
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Actually trav7777, I have seen her up close in a Paris Retailer, and she is very attractive. But she is most definitely trash, comporting herself poorly. But hey, in our celebrity obsessed, childish culture, she is newsworthy until the kids get bored.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 17:28 | 1661424 Libertarians fo...
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He's not refering to her physical looks.  He's refering to her being a "mudshark." [his words]

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 18:38 | 1661664 Flakmeister
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Trav, I concur completely....

There is song that goes like this:

"Just a three dressed like a nine, only wasting my time"

Just another example of how the US has completely lost its compass....

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 23:18 | 1662446 Not For Reuse
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dude, you're a homo. Either that or you USED to be straight, but now you're just an asexual old fart who reacts to females "aesthetically" or "intellectually," rather than viscerally

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:34 | 1660874 nyse
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Dude you are hilarious. /serious

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:39 | 1660900 Pladizow
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I'd Fat Finger that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:57 | 1660994 Flakmeister
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Chumba, I tip my cap... by far the best caption I have yet seen

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:20 | 1660733 Libertarians fo...
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"Yes Rick, you betcha, I can see Wall Street from here....I should be able handle anything Couric asks me about the stock market. We're the sort of mavericks America needs right now."

  

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:24 | 1661201 fuu
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"Yes it's true, this man has no dick."

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 07:30 | 1662933 tarsubil
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"Well, that's what I heard!"

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 23:27 | 1666261 rcintc
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Who you gonna call?

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:17 | 1660753 Alexander Hamilton
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"They told me to smile if you asked about high frequency."

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:28 | 1660814 MarketTruth
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Like virtually any woman of her age... there are at least THREE guys who are tired of putting up with her shit.

If it fucks, floats or flies RENT IT!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 18:04 | 1661571 MacGruber
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That's my new motto, thanks MT!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:16 | 1660741 slewie the pi-rat
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sell to open:

2 sisters

1 mother

@ market

ka-ching!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:35 | 1660855 X.inf.capt
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BIMBO'S ANONYMOUS......

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:00 | 1661041 A L I E N
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"Traders like to see round figures on the table going into the close"

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 17:00 | 1661328 X.inf.capt
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MAN, THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:45 | 1660485 dwdollar
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"Hu Jintao is on the phone.  He agrees to bail us out if I give him a blowjob."

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 17:27 | 1661421 NumberNone
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"Hi Chloe...I gave alot of blowjobs today but I didn't see that guy.  You know, that guy...the one with golden sacks"

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 22:04 | 1662221 BetterOffDead
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"Gold isn't money, you silly, it's jewelry!"

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 01:54 | 1662702 NumNutt
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"They say my ass is as big as the gold bubble, is that true?"

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:55 | 1660585 Transitory Disi...
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"Hello, my ass has swallowed my hand"

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:31 | 1660844 trav7777
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IT HUNGERS!!!!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:09 | 1660688 DaveyJones
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I love big budgets. I mean who wants to be super skinny? 

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 19:44 | 1661826 Ag Tex
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"Series 7??  No sweety, I'm a size 2."

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:23 | 1660790 greased up deaf guy
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you want to put what in where?!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:27 | 1660809 greased up deaf guy
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trust me, babe. you can't afford it.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:48 | 1661287 Sabibaby
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Hurry, I found a place to stuff my assets!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:27 | 1660813 greased up deaf guy
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mmmmmmm... grapes...

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