Kaption Kontest

Tyler Durden's picture

Kim does Kantor...

Source: twitter

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speconomist's picture

Let's try:

 

- Can I buy Victoria's Secret?

- No

- Then sell everything else.

bankrupt JPM buy silver's picture

"My ass is an inch away from swallowing the blackberry"

 

www.silvergoldsilver.blogspot.com

spiral_eyes's picture

"Warren Buffett said I could run GEICO for the day if I scrubbed him in the tub and gave him hand relief"

gmrpeabody's picture

"Yes..., the boss thought it would be a good idea if I called you for an explanation of what 'crack spreads' are..."

TruthInSunshine's picture

 

My Maginot Line isn't fortified & has been breached thousands of times, boys.

Beware of trench foot, though.

MarketTruth's picture

Since when did Fran Drescher get enough brain cells to become capable of using a phone?

MachoMan's picture

OH RAY J OH RAY J OH RAY J OOOOOOOO OOOOO OH RAY J OH RAY J

Manthong's picture

"Pardone... you want to peg your Franc to my what?

chumbawamba's picture

"Ok, so who wants to fuck me in the ass and film it?  I'll order a pizza while you guys decide."

- Chumblez.

Djirk's picture

now that is a real woman, all assets and curves...forget all those muscle gym rats running around the US cities

theXman's picture

You must have heard of the "fat-finger" selloff. Only in this case, it is a ...

Triggernometry's picture

Hi, I'm here for the fat finger. I brought the tailside risk...

Hman's picture

200 years ago she would be listed on COMEX as a commodity.

Hman's picture

200 years ago she would be listed on COMEX as a commodity.

Triggernometry's picture

Pork bellies are still traded

Sabibaby's picture

It's an up day in the market and in my pants.

trav7777's picture

yeah..she's trash.  Not attractive in the least

russki standart's picture

Actually trav7777, I have seen her up close in a Paris Retailer, and she is very attractive. But she is most definitely trash, comporting herself poorly. But hey, in our celebrity obsessed, childish culture, she is newsworthy until the kids get bored.

Libertarians for Prosperity's picture

 

 

He's not refering to her physical looks.  He's refering to her being a "mudshark." [his words]

Flakmeister's picture

Trav, I concur completely....

There is song that goes like this:

"Just a three dressed like a nine, only wasting my time"

Just another example of how the US has completely lost its compass....

Not For Reuse's picture

dude, you're a homo. Either that or you USED to be straight, but now you're just an asexual old fart who reacts to females "aesthetically" or "intellectually," rather than viscerally

nyse's picture

Dude you are hilarious. /serious

Pladizow's picture

I'd Fat Finger that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flakmeister's picture

Chumba, I tip my cap... by far the best caption I have yet seen

Libertarians for Prosperity's picture

 

 

"Yes Rick, you betcha, I can see Wall Street from here....I should be able handle anything Couric asks me about the stock market. We're the sort of mavericks America needs right now."

  

fuu's picture

"Yes it's true, this man has no dick."

tarsubil's picture

"Well, that's what I heard!"

Alexander Hamilton's picture

"They told me to smile if you asked about high frequency."

MarketTruth's picture

Like virtually any woman of her age... there are at least THREE guys who are tired of putting up with her shit.

If it fucks, floats or flies RENT IT!

MacGruber's picture

That's my new motto, thanks MT!

slewie the pi-rat's picture

sell to open:

2 sisters

1 mother

@ market

ka-ching!

A L I E N's picture

"Traders like to see round figures on the table going into the close"

X.inf.capt's picture

MAN, THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

dwdollar's picture

"Hu Jintao is on the phone.  He agrees to bail us out if I give him a blowjob."

NumberNone's picture

"Hi Chloe...I gave alot of blowjobs today but I didn't see that guy.  You know, that guy...the one with golden sacks"

BetterOffDead's picture

"Gold isn't money, you silly, it's jewelry!"

NumNutt's picture


"They say my ass is as big as the gold bubble, is that true?"

DaveyJones's picture

I love big budgets. I mean who wants to be super skinny? 

Ag Tex's picture

"Series 7??  No sweety, I'm a size 2."