Kaption Kontest: The Krimson Kardinals Of Karlsruhe

Tyler Durden's picture

It is now one week until the Krimson Kardinals of Karlsruhe make their decision which can make or break Europe's peripheral bonds, if only for a few months. They are pictured below doing what they do best.

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EscapeKey's picture

Two-headed face palms is whjat they do best? Don't they usually just cause other people to do it, and not themselves?

dough eating squid's picture

Karlsruhe Klown Kollege Kissing Kanzler-Kock

OttoMBMP's picture

Oh what a tangled web we weave

When first we practise to deceive!


JPM Hater001's picture

I think you have my hat John.

Dr. Richard Head's picture

Ten Hut! Rape Hats! On!

I don't know what I've been told, the plebes are pussies, this game is old.

About face!  Forward RAPE!

I am more equal than others's picture

Jackie O looked good in pill box hats so do we.  Camelot again.

Atlas_shrugging's picture

Red hats, check. What are we voting on again? Whoa... Fetch me my brown pants.

old naughty's picture

"Kardinal sins forgiven".

Go with your heart.

I am more equal than others's picture





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bigdumbnugly's picture

 channeling Karnac or being subjected to a Kardashian marathon?

Conrad Murray's picture

Gorilla Glue? NOOOOOOOO!

"The claim against the euro bailout fund ESM has become the largest constitutional complaint in the history of the Federal Republic: 37,000 people have joined it."


Dick Darlington's picture

Our hats are like euro: so full of shit that we have to hold them with two hands for them not to fall off.

Wakanda's picture

"I know it's up there somewhere..."

magpie's picture

Ah yes, when democracy fails always bring on the people with the funny hats.

Bendromeda Strain's picture

"Simon says... vote for printing"

"Touch your hat!!"

diogeneslaertius's picture

we are experts

hats are PROOFS (HATS = PROOF) dont question it.


were from the moon frylock, were beyond everything

Money 4 Nothing's picture

Alright! Who's the trickster that put Super Glue in my Hat! 

Conrad Murray's picture

Nobody expects the European Imposition!

catch edge ghost's picture

Hey, that's not a bad idea. Get DEVO to make the tough decisions.

Temporalist's picture

Ooooo our aching heads!

Top_Kill's picture

"Nein Bitchez"

saturn's picture

Gentlemen, let us switch on our red mind controlling devices.

gimli's picture

The Kardinals of Karlsruhe take a break from the constitution and play a stimulating game of Simon Says.

sangell's picture

Simon says hands on hat!

piliage's picture

"Our new line of large red body condums for serious dickheads"

PeaBird's picture

"My head is so big...It no longer fits into this stupid hat we all have to wear"

Haager's picture

Looks like a hat trick to me. I predict that they do ask politicians for some modifications but give a slightly green light.

Peter K's picture

"The're all gonna put y'all back in chains !"

youngman's picture

I am now in costume....I am now ready to play....but before I do...does anyone need my offshore bank account number...

gimli's picture

Karlsruhe Kardinals at LaGuardia meeting the TSA.

BrigstockBoy's picture

Regulators, mount up...we ride!

spanish inquisition's picture

It's the weirdest thing. Every time I get dressed for court, I can't tell the difference between "good touch" and "bad touch".

ziggy59's picture

Krooks Graduating

bloostar's picture

The Tommy Cooper appreciation society finally found some funny material to please the non-German audience. All it would take would be for the ESM to finally give the magic punchline to the longstanding joke. Money printing? 'Just like das'

Juan Wild's picture

Preparing to receive diploma from Rothschild

monad's picture

Always awards, never cash. They work so cheap.

Whoa Dammit's picture

"The very real problem is one of money. I'm afraid that the Ministry of Silly Hats is no longer getting the kind of support it needs. You see there's Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Hats ... they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Hats than it did on National Defence. Now we get £348,000,000 a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products. Coffee?"

---Modification of Monty Python's Silly Walks

rufusbird's picture

I am supposed to keep my eyes closed but I want to see how big that briefcase is that they are putting in front of my feet...

Frastric's picture

The four krimson kardinals herelding the coming Europocalypse...

Fix It Again Timmy's picture

"Goddamn earthquakes".

Terp's picture

Former High Court meets peons wrath after abandoning rule of law.


Not pictured: firing squad.

DOT's picture

Thanks for that. RoL, ....sigh.

DutchDude's picture

we don't wanna touch this one with a 6ft pole

leftcoastfool's picture

Head, shoulders, knees and toes - knees and toes...