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Kaption Kontest: The Krimson Kardinals Of Karlsruhe

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It is now one week until the Krimson Kardinals of Karlsruhe make their decision which can make or break Europe's peripheral bonds, if only for a few months. They are pictured below doing what they do best.

 


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Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:04 | Link to Comment EscapeKey
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Two-headed face palms is whjat they do best? Don't they usually just cause other people to do it, and not themselves?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:07 | Link to Comment dough eating squid
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Karlsruhe Klown Kollege Kissing Kanzler-Kock

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:13 | Link to Comment Precious
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Aye Macerena

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:24 | Link to Comment OttoMBMP
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Oh what a tangled web we weave

When first we practise to deceive!

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:30 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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I think you have my hat John.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:38 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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Ten Hut! Rape Hats! On!

I don't know what I've been told, the plebes are pussies, this game is old.

About face!  Forward RAPE!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:26 | Link to Comment I am more equal...
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Jackie O looked good in pill box hats so do we.  Camelot again.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:27 | Link to Comment Atlas_shrugging
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Red hats, check. What are we voting on again? Whoa... Fetch me my brown pants.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:40 | Link to Comment old naughty
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"Kardinal sins forgiven".

Go with your heart.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:41 | Link to Comment I am more equal...
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Tue, 09/04/2012 - 11:02 | Link to Comment OldPhart
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'Freakin' Seagulls!'

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:31 | Link to Comment bigdumbnugly
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 channeling Karnac or being subjected to a Kardashian marathon?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:40 | Link to Comment vast-dom
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THE NEIN CAN CAN DO

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:16 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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BUNDESVERFASSUNGSGERICHT

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:05 | Link to Comment Conrad Murray
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Gorilla Glue? NOOOOOOOO!

"The claim against the euro bailout fund ESM has become the largest constitutional complaint in the history of the Federal Republic: 37,000 people have joined it."

http://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/esm-verfassungsklage-37-000-buerge...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:06 | Link to Comment Dick Darlington
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Our hats are like euro: so full of shit that we have to hold them with two hands for them not to fall off.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:07 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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"I know it's up there somewhere..."

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:08 | Link to Comment magpie
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Ah yes, when democracy fails always bring on the people with the funny hats.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:09 | Link to Comment Bendromeda Strain
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"Simon says... vote for printing"

"Touch your hat!!"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:10 | Link to Comment diogeneslaertius
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we are experts

hats are PROOFS (HATS = PROOF) dont question it.

 

were from the moon frylock, were beyond everything

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:59 | Link to Comment Money 4 Nothing
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Alright! Who's the trickster that put Super Glue in my Hat! 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:11 | Link to Comment Conrad Murray
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Nobody expects the European Imposition!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:11 | Link to Comment diogeneslaertius
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nicetacular

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:12 | Link to Comment catch edge ghost
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Hey, that's not a bad idea. Get DEVO to make the tough decisions.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:13 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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Ooooo our aching heads!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:13 | Link to Comment Top_Kill
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"Nein Bitchez"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:15 | Link to Comment saturn
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Gentlemen, let us switch on our red mind controlling devices.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:15 | Link to Comment gimli
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The Kardinals of Karlsruhe take a break from the constitution and play a stimulating game of Simon Says.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:15 | Link to Comment sangell
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Simon says hands on hat!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:16 | Link to Comment piliage
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"Our new line of large red body condums for serious dickheads"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:16 | Link to Comment PeaBird
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"My head is so big...It no longer fits into this stupid hat we all have to wear"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:19 | Link to Comment Haager
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Looks like a hat trick to me. I predict that they do ask politicians for some modifications but give a slightly green light.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:19 | Link to Comment Peter K
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"The're all gonna put y'all back in chains !"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:19 | Link to Comment youngman
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I am now in costume....I am now ready to play....but before I do...does anyone need my offshore bank account number...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:22 | Link to Comment gimli
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Karlsruhe Kardinals at LaGuardia meeting the TSA.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:25 | Link to Comment BrigstockBoy
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Regulators, mount up...we ride!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:26 | Link to Comment spanish inquisition
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It's the weirdest thing. Every time I get dressed for court, I can't tell the difference between "good touch" and "bad touch".

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:26 | Link to Comment ziggy59
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Krooks Graduating

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:31 | Link to Comment bloostar
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The Tommy Cooper appreciation society finally found some funny material to please the non-German audience. All it would take would be for the ESM to finally give the magic punchline to the longstanding joke. Money printing? 'Just like das'

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:28 | Link to Comment Juan Wild
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Preparing to receive diploma from Rothschild

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:21 | Link to Comment monad
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Always awards, never cash. They work so cheap.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:29 | Link to Comment Whoa Dammit
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"The very real problem is one of money. I'm afraid that the Ministry of Silly Hats is no longer getting the kind of support it needs. You see there's Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Hats ... they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Hats than it did on National Defence. Now we get £348,000,000 a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products. Coffee?"

---Modification of Monty Python's Silly Walks

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:29 | Link to Comment Gief Gold Plox
Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:30 | Link to Comment rufusbird
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I am supposed to keep my eyes closed but I want to see how big that briefcase is that they are putting in front of my feet...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:30 | Link to Comment Frastric
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The four krimson kardinals herelding the coming Europocalypse...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:32 | Link to Comment Fix It Again Timmy
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"Goddamn earthquakes".

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:35 | Link to Comment Terp
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Former High Court meets peons wrath after abandoning rule of law.

 

Not pictured: firing squad.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:32 | Link to Comment DOT
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Thanks for that. RoL, ....sigh.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:38 | Link to Comment DutchDude
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we don't wanna touch this one with a 6ft pole

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:43 | Link to Comment leftcoastfool
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Head, shoulders, knees and toes - knees and toes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFuZ6LPDYQc

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:44 | Link to Comment Cursive
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Donning of the Red Tin Foil.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:56 | Link to Comment giovanni_f
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Nothing ain't gonna happen: The judges will down-calibrate the whole issue to a minor not-really-constitution-related-parliamentary-decision-process-formality-violation-or-so that the government has 10 years time to look into and propose ideas for remediation. Problem solved (for the judges). In no instance has a German supreme court (in a serious case) ruled against the kids pretending to be in charge of caring for 80.000.000 souls.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:55 | Link to Comment ArrestBobRubin
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Vee ah chanelling SCOTUS on der D'ohbamacare

Anyone think these bozos will buck the bankster trash that runs Germany?

"Vee vere chust following owdahs!"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:58 | Link to Comment Schmuck Raker
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"Ich bin haben Excedrin headen-achen."

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:07 | Link to Comment TWSceptic
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When asked about the color they responded 'it fits the outlook of the markets'

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:08 | Link to Comment debtor of last ...
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Im namen des Volkes: NEIN!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:13 | Link to Comment saycheeeese
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storm coming..... 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:13 | Link to Comment Coffin Dodger
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Red caps off - black caps on!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:13 | Link to Comment Need More Cowbell
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Financial Farfegnugen Follies

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:14 | Link to Comment fuu
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Krimson and clover, over and over.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:21 | Link to Comment whydtinogo
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One size fits all, like monetary policy

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:28 | Link to Comment SillySalesmanQu...
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Krainium Kramming Knowitalls Kan KIcking Klub.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:30 | Link to Comment Freddie
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4 Horseman of the Euro-Apocolypse

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 12:25 | Link to Comment walcott
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Red Black White. Full spectrum dominance through terror.

All over the world people know something is wrong. No shit!

 

Jordan Maxwell - The Hidden Dimension in World Affairs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3pHEZ2su1g

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:54 | Link to Comment Angus McHugepenis
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Fuck t-hat

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:16 | Link to Comment mudduck
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A moment of tense silence before the full blown pandemonium of the Canadian burger flipping finals.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:19 | Link to Comment nmewn
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ROTFL!!!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:32 | Link to Comment NoTTD
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Hey, Hey, Macarena.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:34 | Link to Comment DOT
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We're too sexy for our hats !

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:34 | Link to Comment Freebird
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Heads on straight please. Crash dummies ready for impact.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:44 | Link to Comment Monedas
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Devil's choir a capella !

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 11:46 | Link to Comment Carl Spackler
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Feuer auf der Kiste !

(Translation for my fellow Americans....  Fire in the hole !)

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 12:05 | Link to Comment ChelseaAggro
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"It makes a change from the Greeks giving us head"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 12:05 | Link to Comment Thamesford
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The ESM is constitutional as long as you call it a tax.

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 12:25 | Link to Comment Venerability
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"No, the second highest branch on that linden.

"Do you see them? Beautiful, aren't they?

"Now I can put Karlsruhe Kardinal on my life list."

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:57 | Link to Comment MagicHandPuppet
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"Oh My Gosh, this is such an easy [con] job"

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