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Kaption Kontest: The Krimson Kardinals Of Karlsruhe

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It is now one week until the Krimson Kardinals of Karlsruhe make their decision which can make or break Europe's peripheral bonds, if only for a few months. They are pictured below doing what they do best.

 

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Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:04 | 2759672 EscapeKey
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Two-headed face palms is whjat they do best? Don't they usually just cause other people to do it, and not themselves?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:07 | 2759680 dough eating squid
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Karlsruhe Klown Kollege Kissing Kanzler-Kock

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:13 | 2759698 Precious
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Aye Macerena

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:24 | 2759736 OttoMBMP
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Oh what a tangled web we weave

When first we practise to deceive!

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:30 | 2759753 JPM Hater001
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I think you have my hat John.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:38 | 2759777 Dr. Richard Head
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Ten Hut! Rape Hats! On!

I don't know what I've been told, the plebes are pussies, this game is old.

About face!  Forward RAPE!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:26 | 2759924 I am more equal...
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Jackie O looked good in pill box hats so do we.  Camelot again.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:27 | 2760111 Atlas_shrugging
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Red hats, check. What are we voting on again? Whoa... Fetch me my brown pants.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:40 | 2760199 old naughty
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"Kardinal sins forgiven".

Go with your heart.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:41 | 2760200 I am more equal...
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Tue, 09/04/2012 - 11:02 | 2760318 OldPhart
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'Freakin' Seagulls!'

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:31 | 2759748 bigdumbnugly
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 channeling Karnac or being subjected to a Kardashian marathon?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:40 | 2760197 vast-dom
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THE NEIN CAN CAN DO

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:16 | 2759895 williambanzai7
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BUNDESVERFASSUNGSGERICHT

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:05 | 2759673 Conrad Murray
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Gorilla Glue? NOOOOOOOO!

"The claim against the euro bailout fund ESM has become the largest constitutional complaint in the history of the Federal Republic: 37,000 people have joined it."

http://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/esm-verfassungsklage-37-000-buerge...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:06 | 2759678 Dick Darlington
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Our hats are like euro: so full of shit that we have to hold them with two hands for them not to fall off.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:07 | 2759681 Wakanda
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"I know it's up there somewhere..."

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:08 | 2759684 magpie
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Ah yes, when democracy fails always bring on the people with the funny hats.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:09 | 2759686 Bendromeda Strain
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"Simon says... vote for printing"

"Touch your hat!!"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:10 | 2759689 diogeneslaertius
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we are experts

hats are PROOFS (HATS = PROOF) dont question it.

 

were from the moon frylock, were beyond everything

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:59 | 2759692 Money 4 Nothing
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Alright! Who's the trickster that put Super Glue in my Hat! 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:11 | 2759693 Conrad Murray
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Nobody expects the European Imposition!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:11 | 2759695 diogeneslaertius
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nicetacular

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:12 | 2759697 catch edge ghost
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Hey, that's not a bad idea. Get DEVO to make the tough decisions.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:13 | 2759699 Temporalist
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Ooooo our aching heads!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:13 | 2759700 Top_Kill
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"Nein Bitchez"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:15 | 2759703 saturn
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Gentlemen, let us switch on our red mind controlling devices.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:15 | 2759706 gimli
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The Kardinals of Karlsruhe take a break from the constitution and play a stimulating game of Simon Says.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:15 | 2759707 sangell
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Simon says hands on hat!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:16 | 2759710 piliage
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"Our new line of large red body condums for serious dickheads"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:16 | 2759712 PeaBird
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"My head is so big...It no longer fits into this stupid hat we all have to wear"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:19 | 2759719 Haager
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Looks like a hat trick to me. I predict that they do ask politicians for some modifications but give a slightly green light.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:19 | 2759723 Peter K
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"The're all gonna put y'all back in chains !"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:19 | 2759724 youngman
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I am now in costume....I am now ready to play....but before I do...does anyone need my offshore bank account number...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:22 | 2759733 gimli
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Karlsruhe Kardinals at LaGuardia meeting the TSA.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:25 | 2759738 BrigstockBoy
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Regulators, mount up...we ride!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:26 | 2759741 spanish inquisition
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It's the weirdest thing. Every time I get dressed for court, I can't tell the difference between "good touch" and "bad touch".

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:26 | 2759742 ziggy59
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Krooks Graduating

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:31 | 2759745 bloostar
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The Tommy Cooper appreciation society finally found some funny material to please the non-German audience. All it would take would be for the ESM to finally give the magic punchline to the longstanding joke. Money printing? 'Just like das'

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:28 | 2759749 Juan Wild
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Preparing to receive diploma from Rothschild

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:21 | 2762433 monad
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Always awards, never cash. They work so cheap.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:29 | 2759750 Whoa Dammit
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"The very real problem is one of money. I'm afraid that the Ministry of Silly Hats is no longer getting the kind of support it needs. You see there's Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Hats ... they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Hats than it did on National Defence. Now we get £348,000,000 a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products. Coffee?"

---Modification of Monty Python's Silly Walks

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:29 | 2759751 Gief Gold Plox
Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:30 | 2759752 rufusbird
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I am supposed to keep my eyes closed but I want to see how big that briefcase is that they are putting in front of my feet...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:30 | 2759755 Frastric
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The four krimson kardinals herelding the coming Europocalypse...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:32 | 2759761 Fix It Again Timmy
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"Goddamn earthquakes".

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:35 | 2759767 Terp
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Former High Court meets peons wrath after abandoning rule of law.

 

Not pictured: firing squad.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:32 | 2760153 DOT
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Thanks for that. RoL, ....sigh.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:38 | 2759776 DutchDude
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we don't wanna touch this one with a 6ft pole

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:43 | 2759780 leftcoastfool
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Head, shoulders, knees and toes - knees and toes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFuZ6LPDYQc

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:44 | 2759795 Cursive
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Donning of the Red Tin Foil.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:56 | 2759804 giovanni_f
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Nothing ain't gonna happen: The judges will down-calibrate the whole issue to a minor not-really-constitution-related-parliamentary-decision-process-formality-violation-or-so that the government has 10 years time to look into and propose ideas for remediation. Problem solved (for the judges). In no instance has a German supreme court (in a serious case) ruled against the kids pretending to be in charge of caring for 80.000.000 souls.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:55 | 2759831 ArrestBobRubin
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Vee ah chanelling SCOTUS on der D'ohbamacare

Anyone think these bozos will buck the bankster trash that runs Germany?

"Vee vere chust following owdahs!"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:58 | 2759840 Schmuck Raker
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"Ich bin haben Excedrin headen-achen."

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:07 | 2759858 TWSceptic
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When asked about the color they responded 'it fits the outlook of the markets'

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:08 | 2759863 debtor of last ...
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Im namen des Volkes: NEIN!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:13 | 2759878 saycheeeese
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storm coming..... 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:13 | 2759879 Coffin Dodger
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Red caps off - black caps on!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:13 | 2759881 Need More Cowbell
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Financial Farfegnugen Follies

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:14 | 2759884 fuu
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Krimson and clover, over and over.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:21 | 2759901 whydtinogo
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One size fits all, like monetary policy

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:28 | 2759921 SillySalesmanQu...
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Krainium Kramming Knowitalls Kan KIcking Klub.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:30 | 2759935 Freddie
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4 Horseman of the Euro-Apocolypse

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 12:25 | 2759983 walcott
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Red Black White. Full spectrum dominance through terror.

All over the world people know something is wrong. No shit!

 

Jordan Maxwell - The Hidden Dimension in World Affairs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3pHEZ2su1g

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:54 | 2760007 Angus McHugepenis
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Fuck t-hat

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:16 | 2760083 mudduck
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A moment of tense silence before the full blown pandemonium of the Canadian burger flipping finals.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:19 | 2760099 nmewn
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ROTFL!!!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:32 | 2760156 NoTTD
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Hey, Hey, Macarena.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:34 | 2760162 DOT
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We're too sexy for our hats !

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:34 | 2760170 Freebird
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Heads on straight please. Crash dummies ready for impact.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:44 | 2760222 Monedas
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Devil's choir a capella !

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 11:46 | 2760555 Carl Spackler
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Feuer auf der Kiste !

(Translation for my fellow Americans....  Fire in the hole !)

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 12:05 | 2760643 ChelseaAggro
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"It makes a change from the Greeks giving us head"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 12:05 | 2760647 Thamesford
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The ESM is constitutional as long as you call it a tax.

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 12:25 | 2760736 Venerability
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"No, the second highest branch on that linden.

"Do you see them? Beautiful, aren't they?

"Now I can put Karlsruhe Kardinal on my life list."

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:57 | 2762812 MagicHandPuppet
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"Oh My Gosh, this is such an easy [con] job"

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