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Kaption Kontest: The Krimson Kardinals Of Karlsruhe
It is now one week until the Krimson Kardinals of Karlsruhe make their decision which can make or break Europe's peripheral bonds, if only for a few months. They are pictured below doing what they do best.
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Two-headed face palms is whjat they do best? Don't they usually just cause other people to do it, and not themselves?
Karlsruhe Klown Kollege Kissing Kanzler-Kock
Aye Macerena
Oh what a tangled web we weave
When first we practise to deceive!
I think you have my hat John.
Ten Hut! Rape Hats! On!
I don't know what I've been told, the plebes are pussies, this game is old.
About face! Forward RAPE!
Jackie O looked good in pill box hats so do we. Camelot again.
Red hats, check. What are we voting on again? Whoa... Fetch me my brown pants.
"Kardinal sins forgiven".
Go with your heart.
K K K
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'Freakin' Seagulls!'
channeling Karnac or being subjected to a Kardashian marathon?
THE NEIN CAN CAN DO
Gorilla Glue? NOOOOOOOO!
"The claim against the euro bailout fund ESM has become the largest constitutional complaint in the history of the Federal Republic: 37,000 people have joined it."
http://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/esm-verfassungsklage-37-000-buerge...
Our hats are like euro: so full of shit that we have to hold them with two hands for them not to fall off.
"I know it's up there somewhere..."
Ah yes, when democracy fails always bring on the people with the funny hats.
"Simon says... vote for printing"
"Touch your hat!!"
we are experts
hats are PROOFS (HATS = PROOF) dont question it.
were from the moon frylock, were beyond everything
Alright! Who's the trickster that put Super Glue in my Hat!
Nobody expects the European Imposition!
nicetacular
Hey, that's not a bad idea. Get DEVO to make the tough decisions.
Ooooo our aching heads!
"Nein Bitchez"
Gentlemen, let us switch on our red mind controlling devices.
The Kardinals of Karlsruhe take a break from the constitution and play a stimulating game of Simon Says.
Simon says hands on hat!
"Our new line of large red body condums for serious dickheads"
"My head is so big...It no longer fits into this stupid hat we all have to wear"
Looks like a hat trick to me. I predict that they do ask politicians for some modifications but give a slightly green light.
"The're all gonna put y'all back in chains !"
I am now in costume....I am now ready to play....but before I do...does anyone need my offshore bank account number...
Karlsruhe Kardinals at LaGuardia meeting the TSA.
Regulators, mount up...we ride!
It's the weirdest thing. Every time I get dressed for court, I can't tell the difference between "good touch" and "bad touch".
Krooks Graduating
The Tommy Cooper appreciation society finally found some funny material to please the non-German audience. All it would take would be for the ESM to finally give the magic punchline to the longstanding joke. Money printing? 'Just like das'
Preparing to receive diploma from Rothschild
Always awards, never cash. They work so cheap.
"The very real problem is one of money. I'm afraid that the Ministry of Silly Hats is no longer getting the kind of support it needs. You see there's Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Hats ... they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Hats than it did on National Defence. Now we get £348,000,000 a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products. Coffee?"
---Modification of Monty Python's Silly Walks
"Everybody's got a fucking hat" ~George Carlin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNkkko4vlBs&feature=player_detailpage#t=93s
I am supposed to keep my eyes closed but I want to see how big that briefcase is that they are putting in front of my feet...
The four krimson kardinals herelding the coming Europocalypse...
"Goddamn earthquakes".
Former High Court meets peons wrath after abandoning rule of law.
Not pictured: firing squad.
Thanks for that. RoL, ....sigh.
we don't wanna touch this one with a 6ft pole
Head, shoulders, knees and toes - knees and toes...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFuZ6LPDYQc
Donning of the Red Tin Foil.
Nothing ain't gonna happen: The judges will down-calibrate the whole issue to a minor not-really-constitution-related-parliamentary-decision-process-formality-violation-or-so that the government has 10 years time to look into and propose ideas for remediation. Problem solved (for the judges). In no instance has a German supreme court (in a serious case) ruled against the kids pretending to be in charge of caring for 80.000.000 souls.
Vee ah chanelling SCOTUS on der D'ohbamacare
Anyone think these bozos will buck the bankster trash that runs Germany?
"Vee vere chust following owdahs!"
"Ich bin haben Excedrin headen-achen."
When asked about the color they responded 'it fits the outlook of the markets'
Im namen des Volkes: NEIN!
storm coming.....
Red caps off - black caps on!
Financial Farfegnugen Follies
Krimson and clover, over and over.
One size fits all, like monetary policy
Krainium Kramming Knowitalls Kan KIcking Klub.
4 Horseman of the Euro-Apocolypse
Red Black White. Full spectrum dominance through terror.
All over the world people know something is wrong. No shit!
Jordan Maxwell - The Hidden Dimension in World Affairshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3pHEZ2su1g
Fuck t-hat
A moment of tense silence before the full blown pandemonium of the Canadian burger flipping finals.
ROTFL!!!
Hey, Hey, Macarena.
We're too sexy for our hats !
Heads on straight please. Crash dummies ready for impact.
Devil's choir a capella !
Feuer auf der Kiste !
(Translation for my fellow Americans.... Fire in the hole !)
"It makes a change from the Greeks giving us head"
The ESM is constitutional as long as you call it a tax.
"No, the second highest branch on that linden.
"Do you see them? Beautiful, aren't they?
"Now I can put Karlsruhe Kardinal on my life list."
"Oh My Gosh, this is such an easy [con] job"