The Kardinals Of Karlsruhe Kaption Kontest

Tyler Durden's picture

Behold the Kardinals of Karlsruhe. The only question is what they are about to say...

And here is why their ultimate decision is far more important than any party-line, ethically-conflicted decision that could ever come out of the joke that America's Supreme Court has become, as we warned three weeks ago.

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Cursive's picture

Where is the audition for the remake of "The Handmaid's Tale?"

FOC 1183's picture

2nd from the left is calling for an audition of "The Kardashian Tail"

The Monkey's picture

The size of the giant cock put all of us on guard. Unfortunately, we could not resist.

Jay Gould Esq.'s picture

"The Battle of the Iron Chefs-Karlsruhe commences with tonight's theme ingredient: Parboiled European Stability Mechanism. Allez Cuisine !"

GenX Investor's picture

I'm not a woman I'm not a man I am something that you'll never understand I'll never beat u I'll never lie And if you're evil I'll forgive u by and by

SilverIsKing's picture

"A Italian, an Irishman, and a Jew walk into a bar..."

Major Major Major's picture

A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar...

...and that was just the first guy

Ancona's picture

So......who's the dick that thought a fucking red dress and a damn fez was a good uniform for a Supreme Court Justice?!? When you find him, let me know so I can kick him in the fucking balls because I look like an idiot in this thing.

I need another shot.

flacon's picture

Fuck uniforms and fuck letters-after-one's-name (pH Dee, B.S.), oh, and fuck honarary degrees (aka Nobel Peace Prize). 

FEDbuster's picture

With these clown fucks making key decisions, Europe deserves what is coming.

It looks like an old Monty Python skit, WTF?

Joe Sixpack's picture

This is how big Merkel's ass is.

Oracle of Kypseli's picture

We categoricaly state that we do not watch porno

Oh regional Indian's picture

We. Are.Done.With.This.Fancy.Dress.

Klown Kompany

johnQpublic's picture

Democratic ideals are a big topic of discussion right now; not in Germany, but other parts of the world talk about them. We in Germany have learned our lesson with democratic ideals; if the rest of the world praises these ideals, we can only answer that the German people had the chance to live within the purest form of this ideal, and we ourselves are now reaping the legacy left by this democracy. We then get a lecture on the wonderful goals of war, especially from the British side. Great Britain has much experience in proclaiming goals of war, considering they have waged more wars than anyone else. The goals they proclaim today are fantastic: the creation of a new Europe. This Europe will be a just place, and the general equality will make arms unnecessary, so we can all disarm. This disarmament is supposed to kick start a period of economic blossoming, trade and movement should commence, especially trade, much trade, free trade! And from this trade, culture is supposed to bloom, and not just culture, but religion, too. In one phrase: the golden age is supposed to dawn. Unfortunately, this golden age has been described in a very similar fashion on several occasions, and not even by prior generations, but by the same people that are describing it yet again today. It's like a very worn-out groove on an old LP. We should pity these gentlemen, who haven't found a new, big idea to hook the people on, because they promised the same things in 1918: the goal of war then was also a "new Europe" and a "new equality", this new equality whose main element is abolishing a nation's right to self-determination. At that time, an equality that would make arms unnecessary in the future was promised. Thence issued the program of disarmament of everyone. And to make this disarmament especially manifest, it was supposed to be crowned by a union of all disarmed states, which had decided that, in the future, all differences (at least no one doubted there would still be differences) between them should be, well, as it is the custom among democracies, be talked to pieces in open discussions. Under no circumstances should there be any more shooting. And at that time it was already said that the consequences of this disarmament and this worldwide parliament would be an incredible blossoming, a blooming of industry and especially (and much emphasis is always put on this) of trade, of free trade. Culture, as well, should not be disregarded in this process, and while one spoke a little bit less about religion

at the end of the war than at the beginning, we at least were told, in the year 1918, that it would be a blessed era that God would smile upon.


----quoting adolph hitler

Joe Sixpack's picture

Would you like frits with your McShnitzel?

prains's picture

unt over yu muzt bend anz we inserrt zis larje dilldoo

StychoKiller's picture

No vun expex de jerman inkwizeeshun! :>D

Thomas's picture

I feel like a giant tampon.

flacon's picture

That white thing below their head is the sperm's tail. 

Manthong's picture

My first thought, too..

The Tampax mascot competition.

nmewn's picture

At least you are in a warm, soothing, comfortable place...could get a little bloody from here on out though ;-)

smlbizman's picture

.....that is a good bingo......

Darth..Putter's picture


"Yes, yes, the rule of law!!  It's about this long!" 


NumberNone's picture

"I've got this great magic trick.  As you can see I've got nothing up my sleeve but I'm going to make the entire European Union disappear..."

Anusocracy's picture

Ben Bernanke's surgical team announces that there was a great deal of blood loss during the brain implant procedure.

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

Keine Kleptokraten können wir kondonen.

The Big Ching-aso's picture




"Ach du Liebe!  Vat do I phucking look like to you peoples?   Das Kapitan of the Hindenburg?"

fightthepower's picture

They will do whatever it takes to forward the NWO. Just as Judge Roberts voted for Obama care. The German court will somehow push the NWO agenda. I'm not sure how they get to them, but somehow they do.

putaipan's picture

Bendover Bundesverfassungsgericht.

in german.... "seriously,,, it was this big and none of us could take it"

putaipan's picture

told you they v'unt take it....

Pool Shark's picture



"Ich bin ein beginner..."



Boxed Merlot's picture

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)

unrulian's picture

...only those of small mind and gross incompetence can't see that they are naked

Rahm's picture

Black robes?  HA, eat your heart out John Roberts!

vast-dom's picture


francis_sawyer's picture

We will continue to say "Karlsruhe" until you bring us... A SHRUBBERY!


Oleander's picture

Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem

Bicycle Repairman's picture

Nobody expects the Karlsruhe Inquisition!

withnmeans's picture

Again, you cannot go wrong with the classic tales of Monty Pythons.... 

No matter how bad it gets, keep Monty Python movies close by. They can get you through even the toughest of times. 



old naughty's picture

Do, a deer in the headlight...
re, a drop of sun no more but the gold stays up...
mi, i name i call myself, no respect for...
so...a threed pulled thru the eye of the needle...
nein, nein, nein.
Speak, hear, see, no more muppet toads in water.

Agent P's picture

We look FABULOUS!!!!

sunaJ's picture

"and then Draghi told us that the Nazi and Hitler jokes would continue until we relented, and then he said we looked ridiculous in our faggy red robes and I was like these threads are crimson, bitch..."

JamesBond's picture

i's still laughing....



TheFourthStooge-ing's picture the kourt of the krimson kiiiiiiiiiing.....aaaaaaaah

fireangelmaverick's picture

Caption "Now imagine a cock this wide going through the eye of the needle. That is what it will take to rescue Spain and Italy".