The Kardinals Of Karlsruhe Kaption Kontest

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Behold the Kardinals of Karlsruhe. The only question is what they are about to say...

And here is why their ultimate decision is far more important than any party-line, ethically-conflicted decision that could ever come out of the joke that America's Supreme Court has become, as we warned three weeks ago.

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Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:26 | 2603791 Cursive
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Where is the audition for the remake of "The Handmaid's Tale?"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:30 | 2603810 FOC 1183
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2nd from the left is calling for an audition of "The Kardashian Tail"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:38 | 2603847 The Monkey
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The size of the giant cock put all of us on guard. Unfortunately, we could not resist.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:56 | 2603890 Jay Gould Esq.
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"The Battle of the Iron Chefs-Karlsruhe commences with tonight's theme ingredient: Parboiled European Stability Mechanism. Allez Cuisine !"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:11 | 2603969 GenX Investor
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I'm not a woman I'm not a man I am something that you'll never understand I'll never beat u I'll never lie And if you're evil I'll forgive u by and by

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:18 | 2603996 SilverIsKing
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"A Italian, an Irishman, and a Jew walk into a bar..."

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:28 | 2604027 Major Major Major
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A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar...

...and that was just the first guy

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:58 | 2604104 Ancona
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So......who's the dick that thought a fucking red dress and a damn fez was a good uniform for a Supreme Court Justice?!? When you find him, let me know so I can kick him in the fucking balls because I look like an idiot in this thing.

I need another shot.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:34 | 2604180 flacon
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Fuck uniforms and fuck letters-after-one's-name (pH Dee, B.S.), oh, and fuck honarary degrees (aka Nobel Peace Prize). 

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:40 | 2604368 FEDbuster
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With these clown fucks making key decisions, Europe deserves what is coming.

It looks like an old Monty Python skit, WTF?

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:57 | 2604435 Joe Sixpack
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This is how big Merkel's ass is.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 22:12 | 2604478 eatthebanksters
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Heisse Scheisse!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 22:19 | 2604501 Oracle of Kypseli
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We categoricaly state that we do not watch porno

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 00:10 | 2604854 Oh regional Indian
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We. Are.Done.With.This.Fancy.Dress.

Klown Kompany

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 07:15 | 2605276 johnQpublic
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Democratic ideals are a big topic of discussion right now; not in Germany, but other parts of the world talk about them. We in Germany have learned our lesson with democratic ideals; if the rest of the world praises these ideals, we can only answer that the German people had the chance to live within the purest form of this ideal, and we ourselves are now reaping the legacy left by this democracy. We then get a lecture on the wonderful goals of war, especially from the British side. Great Britain has much experience in proclaiming goals of war, considering they have waged more wars than anyone else. The goals they proclaim today are fantastic: the creation of a new Europe. This Europe will be a just place, and the general equality will make arms unnecessary, so we can all disarm. This disarmament is supposed to kick start a period of economic blossoming, trade and movement should commence, especially trade, much trade, free trade! And from this trade, culture is supposed to bloom, and not just culture, but religion, too. In one phrase: the golden age is supposed to dawn. Unfortunately, this golden age has been described in a very similar fashion on several occasions, and not even by prior generations, but by the same people that are describing it yet again today. It's like a very worn-out groove on an old LP. We should pity these gentlemen, who haven't found a new, big idea to hook the people on, because they promised the same things in 1918: the goal of war then was also a "new Europe" and a "new equality", this new equality whose main element is abolishing a nation's right to self-determination. At that time, an equality that would make arms unnecessary in the future was promised. Thence issued the program of disarmament of everyone. And to make this disarmament especially manifest, it was supposed to be crowned by a union of all disarmed states, which had decided that, in the future, all differences (at least no one doubted there would still be differences) between them should be, well, as it is the custom among democracies, be talked to pieces in open discussions. Under no circumstances should there be any more shooting. And at that time it was already said that the consequences of this disarmament and this worldwide parliament would be an incredible blossoming, a blooming of industry and especially (and much emphasis is always put on this) of trade, of free trade. Culture, as well, should not be disregarded in this process, and while one spoke a little bit less about religion

at the end of the war than at the beginning, we at least were told, in the year 1918, that it would be a blessed era that God would smile upon.


----quoting adolph hitler

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 08:50 | 2605482 Joe Sixpack
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Would you like frits with your McShnitzel?

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 00:26 | 2604895 prains
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unt over yu muzt bend anz we inserrt zis larje dilldoo

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 10:24 | 2605856 StychoKiller
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No vun expex de jerman inkwizeeshun! :>D

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:34 | 2604181 Thomas
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I feel like a giant tampon.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:36 | 2604186 flacon
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That white thing below their head is the sperm's tail. 

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 23:20 | 2604698 Manthong
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My first thought, too..

The Tampax mascot competition.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:55 | 2604229 nmewn
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At least you are in a warm, soothing, comfortable place...could get a little bloody from here on out though ;-)

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:12 | 2604284 smlbizman
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.....that is a good bingo......

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:54 | 2604428 Darth..Putter
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"Yes, yes, the rule of law!!  It's about this long!" 


Wed, 07/11/2012 - 00:35 | 2604917 NumberNone
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"I've got this great magic trick.  As you can see I've got nothing up my sleeve but I'm going to make the entire European Union disappear..."

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 22:55 | 2604627 Miles Kendig
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System Of A Down - Toxicity:

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 23:09 | 2604664 Anusocracy
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Ben Bernanke's surgical team announces that there was a great deal of blood loss during the brain implant procedure.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:24 | 2604012 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Keine Kleptokraten können wir kondonen.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:38 | 2604193 The Big Ching-aso
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"Ach du Liebe!  Vat do I phucking look like to you peoples?   Das Kapitan of the Hindenburg?"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:24 | 2604013 fightthepower
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They will do whatever it takes to forward the NWO. Just as Judge Roberts voted for Obama care. The German court will somehow push the NWO agenda. I'm not sure how they get to them, but somehow they do.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:34 | 2604046 putaipan
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Bendover Bundesverfassungsgericht.

in german.... "seriously,,, it was this big and none of us could take it"

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 01:14 | 2604985 putaipan
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told you they v'unt take it....

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:30 | 2604031 Pool Shark
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"Ich bin ein beginner..."



Wed, 07/11/2012 - 04:40 | 2605160 Boxed Merlot
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Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:28 | 2604346 unrulian
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...only those of small mind and gross incompetence can't see that they are naked

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:31 | 2603814 Rahm
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Black robes?  HA, eat your heart out John Roberts!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:37 | 2603831 vast-dom
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Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:41 | 2603854 francis_sawyer
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We will continue to say "Karlsruhe" until you bring us... A SHRUBBERY!


Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:46 | 2603889 Oleander
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Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:32 | 2604039 Pool Shark
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Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:03 | 2603947 Bicycle Repairman
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Nobody expects the Karlsruhe Inquisition!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:26 | 2604019 TheFourthStooge-ing
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"Put her in the komfy chair!"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:23 | 2604011 withnmeans
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Again, you cannot go wrong with the classic tales of Monty Pythons.... 

No matter how bad it gets, keep Monty Python movies close by. They can get you through even the toughest of times. 



Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:44 | 2603879 vast-dom
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meanwhile in Greece the hate violence increases:

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:59 | 2604108 old naughty
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Do, a deer in the headlight...
re, a drop of sun no more but the gold stays up...
mi, i name i call myself, no respect for...
so...a threed pulled thru the eye of the needle...
nein, nein, nein.
Speak, hear, see, no more muppet toads in water.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 22:53 | 2604622 Agent P
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We look FABULOUS!!!!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:49 | 2603873 sunaJ
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"and then Draghi told us that the Nazi and Hitler jokes would continue until we relented, and then he said we looked ridiculous in our faggy red robes and I was like these threads are crimson, bitch..."

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:53 | 2603905 JamesBond
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i's still laughing....



Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:28 | 2604024 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:00 | 2603935 fireangelmaverick
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Caption "Now imagine a cock this wide going through the eye of the needle. That is what it will take to rescue Spain and Italy".

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