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The Kardinals Of Karlsruhe Kaption Kontest
Behold the Kardinals of Karlsruhe. The only question is what they are about to say...
And here is why their ultimate decision is far more important than any party-line, ethically-conflicted decision that could ever come out of the joke that America's Supreme Court has become, as we warned three weeks ago.
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Where is the audition for the remake of "The Handmaid's Tale?"
2nd from the left is calling for an audition of "The Kardashian Tail"
The size of the giant cock put all of us on guard. Unfortunately, we could not resist.
"The Battle of the Iron Chefs-Karlsruhe commences with tonight's theme ingredient: Parboiled European Stability Mechanism. Allez Cuisine !"
I'm not a woman I'm not a man I am something that you'll never understand I'll never beat u I'll never lie And if you're evil I'll forgive u by and by
"A Italian, an Irishman, and a Jew walk into a bar..."
A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar...
...and that was just the first guy
So......who's the dick that thought a fucking red dress and a damn fez was a good uniform for a Supreme Court Justice?!? When you find him, let me know so I can kick him in the fucking balls because I look like an idiot in this thing.
I need another shot.
Fuck uniforms and fuck letters-after-one's-name (pH Dee, B.S.), oh, and fuck honarary degrees (aka Nobel Peace Prize).
With these clown fucks making key decisions, Europe deserves what is coming.
It looks like an old Monty Python skit, WTF?
This is how big Merkel's ass is.
Heisse Scheisse!
We categoricaly state that we do not watch porno
We. Are.Done.With.This.Fancy.Dress.
Klown Kompany
Democratic ideals are a big topic of discussion right now; not in Germany, but other parts of the world talk about them. We in Germany have learned our lesson with democratic ideals; if the rest of the world praises these ideals, we can only answer that the German people had the chance to live within the purest form of this ideal, and we ourselves are now reaping the legacy left by this democracy. We then get a lecture on the wonderful goals of war, especially from the British side. Great Britain has much experience in proclaiming goals of war, considering they have waged more wars than anyone else. The goals they proclaim today are fantastic: the creation of a new Europe. This Europe will be a just place, and the general equality will make arms unnecessary, so we can all disarm. This disarmament is supposed to kick start a period of economic blossoming, trade and movement should commence, especially trade, much trade, free trade! And from this trade, culture is supposed to bloom, and not just culture, but religion, too. In one phrase: the golden age is supposed to dawn. Unfortunately, this golden age has been described in a very similar fashion on several occasions, and not even by prior generations, but by the same people that are describing it yet again today. It's like a very worn-out groove on an old LP. We should pity these gentlemen, who haven't found a new, big idea to hook the people on, because they promised the same things in 1918: the goal of war then was also a "new Europe" and a "new equality", this new equality whose main element is abolishing a nation's right to self-determination. At that time, an equality that would make arms unnecessary in the future was promised. Thence issued the program of disarmament of everyone. And to make this disarmament especially manifest, it was supposed to be crowned by a union of all disarmed states, which had decided that, in the future, all differences (at least no one doubted there would still be differences) between them should be, well, as it is the custom among democracies, be talked to pieces in open discussions. Under no circumstances should there be any more shooting. And at that time it was already said that the consequences of this disarmament and this worldwide parliament would be an incredible blossoming, a blooming of industry and especially (and much emphasis is always put on this) of trade, of free trade. Culture, as well, should not be disregarded in this process, and while one spoke a little bit less about religion
at the end of the war than at the beginning, we at least were told, in the year 1918, that it would be a blessed era that God would smile upon.
----quoting adolph hitler
Would you like frits with your McShnitzel?
unt over yu muzt bend anz we inserrt zis larje dilldoo
No vun expex de jerman inkwizeeshun! :>D
I feel like a giant tampon.
That white thing below their head is the sperm's tail.
My first thought, too..
The Tampax mascot competition.
At least you are in a warm, soothing, comfortable place...could get a little bloody from here on out though ;-)
.....that is a good bingo......
caption;
"Yes, yes, the rule of law!! It's about this long!"
"HAS ANYONE SEEN IT?"
"I've got this great magic trick. As you can see I've got nothing up my sleeve but I'm going to make the entire European Union disappear..."
System Of A Down - Toxicity: http://youtu.be/iywaBOMvYLI
Ben Bernanke's surgical team announces that there was a great deal of blood loss during the brain implant procedure.
Keine Kleptokraten können wir kondonen.
"Ach du Liebe! Vat do I phucking look like to you peoples? Das Kapitan of the Hindenburg?"
They will do whatever it takes to forward the NWO. Just as Judge Roberts voted for Obama care. The German court will somehow push the NWO agenda. I'm not sure how they get to them, but somehow they do.
Bendover Bundesverfassungsgericht.
in german.... "seriously,,, it was this big and none of us could take it"
told you they v'unt take it....
"Ich bin ein beginner..."
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
...only those of small mind and gross incompetence can't see that they are naked
Black robes? HA, eat your heart out John Roberts!
Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-NEIN!
We will continue to say "Karlsruhe" until you bring us... A SHRUBBERY!
~~~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIV4poUZAQo
Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem
[BONK]
Nobody expects the Karlsruhe Inquisition!
"Put her in the komfy chair!"
Again, you cannot go wrong with the classic tales of Monty Pythons....
No matter how bad it gets, keep Monty Python movies close by. They can get you through even the toughest of times.
Period
meanwhile in Greece the hate violence increases:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/11/world/europe/as-golden-dawn-rises-in-g...
Do, a deer in the headlight...
re, a drop of sun no more but the gold stays up...
mi, i name i call myself, no respect for...
fa..rt...
so...a threed pulled thru the eye of the needle...
la...ti...
nein, nein, nein.
Speak, hear, see, no more muppet toads in water.
We look FABULOUS!!!!
"and then Draghi told us that the Nazi and Hitler jokes would continue until we relented, and then he said we looked ridiculous in our faggy red robes and I was like these threads are crimson, bitch..."
i's still laughing....
jb
...in the kourt of the krimson kiiiiiiiiiing.....aaaaaaaah
Caption "Now imagine a cock this wide going through the eye of the needle. That is what it will take to rescue Spain and Italy".
"The last time we shoved black microphones up our asses they were THIS BIG!"
Klaus Karl Katrina Kristian and Kevin
Not as hot as the Kardashian's but the Kardashian's cannot break the euro
Welcome to the 16th annual Vatican rib-eating contest!
I can't stop laughing! This is sooo bad. We are screwed,glued and tatooed...
Are these the new employees at Red Lobster?
I wonder if my [daughter/son/wife/husband] getting run off the road was really an accident?
that lady looks like she can pole dance when the lights are dimmed. Are they auditioning for the Crazy horse saloon or the red herrings olympic team?
"Time to make the donuts"
'We demand that a LARGE pizza [extends hands to show size] be delivered to our chambers no later that 1 pm. OR ELSE!'
"We are the Kardinals of Karlsruhe, and we demand a sacrifice. A common currency. (cough, cough) No, a shrubbery! And a nice one too with a little white picket fence and...."
Hey there little red riding hood
You sure are looking good....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdVVLbe1rfY
@fuu
Thank you! I love this version by Amanda Seyfried.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag8JyPCe_d0&feature=related
Napkins are tucked in, now we begin Nathan's hot dog eating contest
"Our specials today are the California Rolls with Spicy Chicken, the Filet Mignon, and of course, our World Famous Greek Debt Eels."
They can be bought...just like Justice Roberts.
or disappear by dawn...just like der fuhrer would do
Kardinals Kicking the Kan
"We are Red, we vote Red, Red binds us and will always protect us.
Heil Rothschild!"
"The briefcase of 100's needs to be a cube about so big..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwEPgS_bK4g&feature=related
Glad to see you dude!!!
I still have nightmares about his invitation to take me back to his shack for a "smoke." :-0
- Ned
Rusty Shorts, that is a rather profound statement...if I understand you correctly...
"Legend aside, the first mosque around the Kaaba was built in the late 7th century and has undergone several re-buildings and renovations following various instances of destruction, by force or by fire. The monumentally marbled dimensions of the Grand Mosque (a 7-acre expanse that can accommodate 1 million worshipers at one time and whose elevators can transport 100,000 people an hour) were designed and built by the Saudi Bin Laden Group in the early 1950s. The renovation took 20 years and, along with the renovation of the Prophet's Mosque in Medina, cost $18 billion."
http://middleeast.about.com/od/glossary/g/me081120a.htm
At least they're standing up - and not on their knees
It is a TAX.
Our chief weapons are.......
Welcome to Kardinals of Karlsruhe. Will this be for here or to go?
And now for something completely different...
And now for something completely irrelevant...
Monty pythons is always relevant!
"NObody expects the German Inquisition!"
I want a $5, $5, $5 footlong.
Bohemian grove members since 1976.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78euVxUCgA0&feature=g-u-u
The fresh baby for the sacrifice should about this long head to toe preferably.
The Red Queen demands a warm PIIGS belly for her feet.
Yes, how many chicken pesto pizza's would you like?
Tonight on Iron Chef we prepare a meter long bull penis with olive oil, fabes, and saffron.
We are the knights who say "Ni"!
"nein!"
FIFY
'we have this much integrity'
also, wtf is up with those hats.
Ich bin ein Berliner. (but the jelly's falling out).
I can't think of a damn witty thing to say, so, I will go with "The Cardinals disapprove" ...
http://musictimeline.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/cardinals.jpg?w=300&h=253
Regards,
Cooter
P.S. Those clothes make them look like buffoons.
Hi All,
first time poster and long time reader of the site. Thank you Tyler for all that you do. To all the posters on here thanks for adding to my education, and at times making me laugh so hard.
"You see this pile of cash? Take it and bail out the PIIGS."
We Kardinals have made our final determination: Hillary Clinton's penis has this much more girth the Angela Merkel's. We will rule on length after a few more months of study.
Bring us the keyster of Kim Kardashian - it drives us krazy!
"All Euro sovereigns sing along with us...
"When you're fiat and they know it, clap your hands!
"When you're illiquid and they know it, clap your hands!
"When you're insolvent and they know it and the market wants to show it, when you're insolvent and you know it, clap your hands!
"Now doesn't everyone feel better?"
OUTSTANDING!
Wish I had the mind to come up with these zingers. ;-(
Kraut bastards demonstrating what 6 inches looks like in "metric speak"
No small wonder a metric 150 IQ is so overrated
The guy on the far right is Kaptain Kangeroo...
Or Ernie Borgnine. I can't tell.
Bawney Fwanks brother?
"The wad is going to be this thick and it´s coming out of your pocket"
What they are about to say is, "we find the ESM is allowed because ...." What they are thinking is, "Shit, we only have 3 months to justify allowing the ESM even though its blatantly unconstitional". Basically a rerun of the Obamacare farce.
As Tyler Durden writes:
« ... the joke that America's Supreme Court has become ... »
Bravo, Tyler and ZeroHedge for the courage to say that.
ZH principals in the USA, are on the sh*tlist for the FEMA concentration camps, for sure.
Indeed, though, why do judges need to wear the robes and garments of priests? Is it because they always tend to 'sacrifice' somebody?
I got dibs on a top bunk at "camp".
You smell a little ripe, citizen. Here, step into the shower...
A shower? For ME?
Gee thanks! Bet it'll feel real good.
Much to our surprise, fahrvergnugen was not in the dictionary, but we like the word in these circumstance anyway.
"We merged with the KKK to form KKKKK"
They will cave in. Wherever there is fiat money, there is corruption.
5 blind mice, see how they rule, red white and cruel.
one got caught by a farmers wife
she cut off it's tail with a carving knife
it's what the piigs ate for the rest of their lives
5 blind mice
Greek finance minister: "I wasn't expecting the German Inquisition." (Figures in red leap onto the scene)
Lead Inquisitor: "Noooooooo one expects the German Inquisition! It's our greatest weapon . . along with a fanatical devotion to the Bundesbank-our TWO greatest weapons, along with a fanatical devotion to the Bundesbank and a deep knowledge of Rothschild chicanery-our THREE greatest weapons . . .
This won't hurt, it's only this big.
Not a caption - but the lady looks pretty hot doesn't she? Or is it just that the two either side of her have faces only their mothers could love?
2nd from the left is saying:
"We want Subway sandwiches with sausage schnitzel and spicy sauerkraut... and they better be a full foot long..."
Introducing, from the left; Stille naght, hilega naght, kyrstal naght,
adolf naght and guden naght, the whirling dervishes of Europa.
We'd like to welcome our audience to our game show, "What's That Smell"!
Um, I will take 'smells like an asshole factory' for five Alex.
So sorry, I had five-alarm chili for lunch.
No one expects the Spanish inquisition!
The Pirates of Penzance, take one.
"I fucking hate women."
"No elitist Freemasonic brotherhood here. Please move along."
Oooh
Money money monay,
Money money money.
Money money monay,
Money monay money.
(refrain)
But what they're thinking is, "Ha! I get paid bank for this, chumps. Diplo-matic immunity even... I got nothing on under these robes, bichez!"
Gold Bitchezzzzz
"Meine Herring und Damen, you musst payen attention:"
"Ist das nicht eine Schweinerei ? Ja, das ist ein Schweinerei ! Schweinerei, Schweinerei, yes indeedy das ist so!"
"It's a Schweine in a Schweinerei, even to an Eskimo!"
( apologies to Dr. Seuss/Cat in the Hat )
"You want fries with that?" "Supersize is only 50 cents more."
"We are the priests of the temple of Syrinx"
Lyrics by Professor Neil Peart
"Hullo Muddah, hullo Faddah. Here I am at... Kamp Toquemada..."
Ich bin der Herr dem Höllenfeuer! Ich verkünde euch! Eurobonden! Ach? Was? Err... Europäische Stabilitäts-Mechanismus!
"What have I.....
What have I.......
What have I done to deserve this?"
Und dan singen wir:
Ich hab mich ergeben mit Sauerkraut und Speck, mit Knöpfle und mit Läber, drum bin ich auch so fett.It's sing along with the Kardinals hour kiddies, follow the bouncing Deutsche Mark
Kardinalz Kan Keep Krautz Komfy Kicking Krap Kanisterz Kilometerz
Breaking news on BBC--UK military can put SAMs on your roof even if you say No.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-18778723
Residents have lost their High Court battle to prevent surface-to-air missiles being stationed on the roof of their tower block during the Olympics.
bwahhhh hahhahahahahhhhaaaaahha ha ha
It's so sad it's funny. Although I don't think anyone would try to rob your house if you had missiles on it.
Just the tip. I promise.
"okay, okay we will give you the money. now can we get our clothes back"
If you run this far Merkel the machineguns will get you. If you run any further....there is no further.
And they are to be taken seriously dressed like that. That reminds me.
What do you call a Nazi wearing a $2,000 hat? Answer: The Pope.
Sorry if I offended any Nazis.
Springtime for Merkel and Germany, winter!
Springtime for Merkel and Germany,
"The world will go under from tomorrow morning, tanks will be rolling on the streets, everyone will get crazy and kill everyone, people will be drowning in their own blood. It's all our fault!"
"They asked for this much, but we only have this much..."
If you wanted to dress as far different as you could from the feared SS uniform .... what would you do ? Monedas 1929 Supreme Court Robes Least Likely To Scare Circus Clowns
What they are thinking in little clouds above the heads.
1st on the left. Hope she is not cooking F'ing snitchzel again tonight. I want a Whooper.
2nd from the left. I am going to tell the new joke about the size of my penis.
Middle. I hope he is not going to tell another penis joke.
2nd from right. The booger joke is way better.
Far right. If I was sober, I could be a judge of sober second thought {manical laughter in background}.
Oops.