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The Kardinals Of Karlsruhe Kaption Kontest

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Behold the Kardinals of Karlsruhe. The only question is what they are about to say...

And here is why their ultimate decision is far more important than any party-line, ethically-conflicted decision that could ever come out of the joke that America's Supreme Court has become, as we warned three weeks ago.

 

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Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:26 | 2603791 Cursive
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Where is the audition for the remake of "The Handmaid's Tale?"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:30 | 2603810 FOC 1183
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2nd from the left is calling for an audition of "The Kardashian Tail"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:38 | 2603847 The Monkey
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The size of the giant cock put all of us on guard. Unfortunately, we could not resist.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:56 | 2603890 Jay Gould Esq.
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"The Battle of the Iron Chefs-Karlsruhe commences with tonight's theme ingredient: Parboiled European Stability Mechanism. Allez Cuisine !"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:11 | 2603969 GenX Investor
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I'm not a woman I'm not a man I am something that you'll never understand I'll never beat u I'll never lie And if you're evil I'll forgive u by and by

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:18 | 2603996 SilverIsKing
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"A Italian, an Irishman, and a Jew walk into a bar..."

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:28 | 2604027 Major Major Major
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A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar...

...and that was just the first guy

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:58 | 2604104 Ancona
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So......who's the dick that thought a fucking red dress and a damn fez was a good uniform for a Supreme Court Justice?!? When you find him, let me know so I can kick him in the fucking balls because I look like an idiot in this thing.

I need another shot.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:34 | 2604180 flacon
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Fuck uniforms and fuck letters-after-one's-name (pH Dee, B.S.), oh, and fuck honarary degrees (aka Nobel Peace Prize). 

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:40 | 2604368 FEDbuster
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With these clown fucks making key decisions, Europe deserves what is coming.

It looks like an old Monty Python skit, WTF?

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:57 | 2604435 Joe Sixpack
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This is how big Merkel's ass is.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 22:12 | 2604478 eatthebanksters
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Heisse Scheisse!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 22:19 | 2604501 Oracle of Kypseli
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We categoricaly state that we do not watch porno

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 00:10 | 2604854 Oh regional Indian
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We. Are.Done.With.This.Fancy.Dress.

Klown Kompany

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 07:15 | 2605276 johnQpublic
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Democratic ideals are a big topic of discussion right now; not in Germany, but other parts of the world talk about them. We in Germany have learned our lesson with democratic ideals; if the rest of the world praises these ideals, we can only answer that the German people had the chance to live within the purest form of this ideal, and we ourselves are now reaping the legacy left by this democracy. We then get a lecture on the wonderful goals of war, especially from the British side. Great Britain has much experience in proclaiming goals of war, considering they have waged more wars than anyone else. The goals they proclaim today are fantastic: the creation of a new Europe. This Europe will be a just place, and the general equality will make arms unnecessary, so we can all disarm. This disarmament is supposed to kick start a period of economic blossoming, trade and movement should commence, especially trade, much trade, free trade! And from this trade, culture is supposed to bloom, and not just culture, but religion, too. In one phrase: the golden age is supposed to dawn. Unfortunately, this golden age has been described in a very similar fashion on several occasions, and not even by prior generations, but by the same people that are describing it yet again today. It's like a very worn-out groove on an old LP. We should pity these gentlemen, who haven't found a new, big idea to hook the people on, because they promised the same things in 1918: the goal of war then was also a "new Europe" and a "new equality", this new equality whose main element is abolishing a nation's right to self-determination. At that time, an equality that would make arms unnecessary in the future was promised. Thence issued the program of disarmament of everyone. And to make this disarmament especially manifest, it was supposed to be crowned by a union of all disarmed states, which had decided that, in the future, all differences (at least no one doubted there would still be differences) between them should be, well, as it is the custom among democracies, be talked to pieces in open discussions. Under no circumstances should there be any more shooting. And at that time it was already said that the consequences of this disarmament and this worldwide parliament would be an incredible blossoming, a blooming of industry and especially (and much emphasis is always put on this) of trade, of free trade. Culture, as well, should not be disregarded in this process, and while one spoke a little bit less about religion

at the end of the war than at the beginning, we at least were told, in the year 1918, that it would be a blessed era that God would smile upon.

 

----quoting adolph hitler

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 08:50 | 2605482 Joe Sixpack
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Would you like frits with your McShnitzel?

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 00:26 | 2604895 prains
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unt over yu muzt bend anz we inserrt zis larje dilldoo

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 10:24 | 2605856 StychoKiller
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No vun expex de jerman inkwizeeshun! :>D

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:34 | 2604181 Thomas
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I feel like a giant tampon.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:36 | 2604186 flacon
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That white thing below their head is the sperm's tail. 

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 23:20 | 2604698 Manthong
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My first thought, too..

The Tampax mascot competition.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:55 | 2604229 nmewn
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At least you are in a warm, soothing, comfortable place...could get a little bloody from here on out though ;-)

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:12 | 2604284 smlbizman
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.....that is a good bingo......

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:54 | 2604428 Darth..Putter
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caption;

"Yes, yes, the rule of law!!  It's about this long!" 

"HAS ANYONE SEEN IT?"

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 00:35 | 2604917 NumberNone
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"I've got this great magic trick.  As you can see I've got nothing up my sleeve but I'm going to make the entire European Union disappear..."

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 22:55 | 2604627 Miles Kendig
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System Of A Down - Toxicity: http://youtu.be/iywaBOMvYLI

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 23:09 | 2604664 Anusocracy
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Ben Bernanke's surgical team announces that there was a great deal of blood loss during the brain implant procedure.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:24 | 2604012 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Keine Kleptokraten können wir kondonen.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:38 | 2604193 The Big Ching-aso
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"Ach du Liebe!  Vat do I phucking look like to you peoples?   Das Kapitan of the Hindenburg?"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:24 | 2604013 fightthepower
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They will do whatever it takes to forward the NWO. Just as Judge Roberts voted for Obama care. The German court will somehow push the NWO agenda. I'm not sure how they get to them, but somehow they do.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:34 | 2604046 putaipan
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Bendover Bundesverfassungsgericht.

in german.... "seriously,,, it was this big and none of us could take it"

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 01:14 | 2604985 putaipan
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told you they v'unt take it....

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:30 | 2604031 Pool Shark
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"Ich bin ein beginner..."

 

 

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 04:40 | 2605160 Boxed Merlot
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Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:28 | 2604346 unrulian
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...only those of small mind and gross incompetence can't see that they are naked

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:31 | 2603814 Rahm
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Black robes?  HA, eat your heart out John Roberts!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:37 | 2603831 vast-dom
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Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-NEIN!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:41 | 2603854 francis_sawyer
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We will continue to say "Karlsruhe" until you bring us... A SHRUBBERY!

~~~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIV4poUZAQo

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:46 | 2603889 Oleander
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Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:32 | 2604039 Pool Shark
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[BONK]

 

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:03 | 2603947 Bicycle Repairman
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Nobody expects the Karlsruhe Inquisition!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:26 | 2604019 TheFourthStooge-ing
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"Put her in the komfy chair!"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:23 | 2604011 withnmeans
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Again, you cannot go wrong with the classic tales of Monty Pythons.... 

No matter how bad it gets, keep Monty Python movies close by. They can get you through even the toughest of times. 

 

Period

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:44 | 2603879 vast-dom
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meanwhile in Greece the hate violence increases:

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/11/world/europe/as-golden-dawn-rises-in-g...

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:59 | 2604108 old naughty
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Do, a deer in the headlight...
re, a drop of sun no more but the gold stays up...
mi, i name i call myself, no respect for...
fa..rt...
so...a threed pulled thru the eye of the needle...
la...ti...
nein, nein, nein.
Speak, hear, see, no more muppet toads in water.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 22:53 | 2604622 Agent P
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We look FABULOUS!!!!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:49 | 2603873 sunaJ
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"and then Draghi told us that the Nazi and Hitler jokes would continue until we relented, and then he said we looked ridiculous in our faggy red robes and I was like these threads are crimson, bitch..."

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:53 | 2603905 JamesBond
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i's still laughing....

 

jb

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:28 | 2604024 TheFourthStooge-ing
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...in the kourt of the krimson kiiiiiiiiiing.....aaaaaaaah

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:00 | 2603935 fireangelmaverick
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Caption "Now imagine a cock this wide going through the eye of the needle. That is what it will take to rescue Spain and Italy".

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:44 | 2604074 I Am The Unknow...
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"The last time we shoved black microphones up our asses they were THIS BIG!"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:28 | 2603798 DCon
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Klaus Karl Katrina Kristian and Kevin

 

Not as hot as the Kardashian's but the Kardashian's cannot break the euro

 

 

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:28 | 2603799 chet
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Welcome to the 16th annual Vatican rib-eating contest!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 23:19 | 2604694 Alpacanio
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I can't stop laughing! This is sooo bad. We are screwed,glued and tatooed...

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:28 | 2603800 SHEEPFUKKER
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Are these the new employees at Red Lobster?

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:48 | 2604212 Sancho Ponzi
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I wonder if my [daughter/son/wife/husband] getting run off the road was really an accident?

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:33 | 2603801 falak pema
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that lady looks like she can pole dance when the lights are dimmed. Are they auditioning for the Crazy horse saloon or the red herrings olympic team?

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:28 | 2603803 HD
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"Time to make the donuts"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:29 | 2603804 machineh
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'We demand that a LARGE pizza [extends hands to show size] be delivered to our chambers no later that 1 pm. OR ELSE!'

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:42 | 2603805 TomGa
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"We are the Kardinals of Karlsruhe, and we demand a sacrifice.  A common currency. (cough, cough) No, a shrubbery! And a nice one too with a little white picket fence and...."

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:29 | 2603806 Cursive
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Hey there little red riding hood

You sure are looking good....

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:06 | 2603948 Cursive
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@fuu

Thank you!  I love this version by Amanda Seyfried.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag8JyPCe_d0&feature=related

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:33 | 2603808 MiguelitoRaton
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Napkins are tucked in, now we begin Nathan's hot dog eating contest

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:31 | 2603812 Shizzmoney
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"Our specials today are the California Rolls with Spicy Chicken, the Filet Mignon, and of course, our World Famous Greek Debt Eels."

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:32 | 2603817 MiguelitoRaton
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They can be bought...just like Justice Roberts.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:37 | 2603844 Rainman
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or disappear by dawn...just like der fuhrer would do

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:32 | 2603819 cartonero
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Kardinals Kicking the Kan

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:37 | 2603824 LMAO
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"We are Red, we vote Red, Red binds us and will always protect us.

Heil Rothschild!"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:36 | 2603833 rufusbird
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"The briefcase of 100's needs to be a cube about so big..."

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:42 | 2604200 MsCreant
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Glad to see you dude!!!

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 00:15 | 2604868 New_Meat
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I still have nightmares about his invitation to take me back to his shack for a "smoke." :-0

- Ned

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 23:57 | 2604812 rufusbird
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Rusty Shorts, that is a rather profound statement...if I understand you correctly...

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 00:16 | 2604872 tip e. canoe
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"Legend aside, the first mosque around the Kaaba was built in the late 7th century and has undergone several re-buildings and renovations following various instances of destruction, by force or by fire.  The monumentally marbled dimensions of the Grand Mosque (a 7-acre expanse that can accommodate 1 million worshipers at one time and whose elevators can transport 100,000 people an hour) were designed and built by the Saudi Bin Laden Group in the early 1950s. The renovation took 20 years and, along with the renovation of the Prophet's Mosque in Medina, cost $18 billion."

http://middleeast.about.com/od/glossary/g/me081120a.htm

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:36 | 2603834 Rock the Casbah
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At least they're standing up - and not on their knees

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:37 | 2603839 cowdiddly
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It is a TAX.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:37 | 2603842 Piranhanoia
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Our chief weapons are.......

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:37 | 2603845 Town Crier
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Welcome to Kardinals of Karlsruhe.  Will this be for here or to go?


Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:43 | 2603849 Paul Atreides
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And now for something completely different...

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:11 | 2604280 Wakanda
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And now for something completely irrelevant...

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 22:04 | 2604457 Paul Atreides
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Monty pythons is always relevant!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:38 | 2603851 Clowns to the l...
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"NObody expects the German Inquisition!"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:39 | 2603856 Sleepless Knight
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I want a $5, $5, $5 footlong.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:40 | 2603860 walcott
Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:42 | 2603867 walcott
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The fresh baby for the sacrifice should about this long head to toe preferably.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:00 | 2603875 buzzsaw99
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The Red Queen demands a warm PIIGS belly for her feet.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:46 | 2603891 Silverhog
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Yes, how many chicken pesto pizza's would you like?

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:49 | 2603895 fuu
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Tonight on Iron Chef we prepare a meter long bull penis with olive oil, fabes, and saffron.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:51 | 2603896 Clever Name
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We are the knights who say "Ni"!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:59 | 2603932 ghengis86
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"nein!"

FIFY

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:51 | 2603897 buzzardsluck
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'we have this much integrity'

 

also, wtf is up with those hats.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:51 | 2603899 thegr8whorebabylon
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Ich bin ein Berliner.   (but the jelly's falling out).

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:53 | 2603904 CrazyCooter
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I can't think of a damn witty thing to say, so, I will go with "The Cardinals disapprove" ...

http://musictimeline.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/cardinals.jpg?w=300&h=253

Regards,

Cooter

P.S. Those clothes make them look like buffoons.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:55 | 2603913 same old story
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Hi All,

first time poster and long time reader of the site.  Thank you Tyler for all that you do. To all the posters on here thanks for adding to my education,  and at times making me laugh so hard.  

 

"You see this pile of cash? Take it and bail out the PIIGS."

 

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:58 | 2603928 ghengis86
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We Kardinals have made our final determination: Hillary Clinton's penis has this much more girth the Angela Merkel's. We will rule on length after a few more months of study.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:01 | 2603937 CrimsonAvenger
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Bring us the keyster of Kim Kardashian - it drives us krazy!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:01 | 2603939 Solon the Destroyer
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"All Euro sovereigns sing along with us...

"When you're fiat and they know it, clap your hands!

"When you're illiquid and they know it, clap your hands!

"When you're insolvent and they know it and the market wants to show it, when you're insolvent and you know it, clap your hands!

"Now doesn't everyone feel better?"

 

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 22:11 | 2604477 cbxer55
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OUTSTANDING!

Wish I had the mind to come up with these zingers.  ;-(

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:02 | 2603945 lizzy36
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Kraut bastards demonstrating what 6 inches looks like in "metric speak"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 22:53 | 2604618 Miles Kendig
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No small wonder a metric 150 IQ is so overrated

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:05 | 2603950 csmith
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The guy on the far right is Kaptain Kangeroo...

 

Or Ernie Borgnine. I can't tell.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 00:59 | 2604964 walküre
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Bawney Fwanks brother?

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:06 | 2603955 The Swedish Chef
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"The wad is going to be this thick and it´s coming out of your pocket"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:08 | 2603960 drbill
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What they are about to say is, "we find the ESM is allowed because ...." What they are thinking is, "Shit, we only have 3 months to justify allowing the ESM even though its blatantly unconstitional". Basically a rerun of the Obamacare farce.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:08 | 2603963 bank guy in Brussels
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As Tyler Durden writes:

« ... the joke that America's Supreme Court has become ... »

Bravo, Tyler and ZeroHedge for the courage to say that.

ZH principals in the USA, are on the sh*tlist for the FEMA concentration camps, for sure.

Indeed, though, why do judges need to wear the robes and garments of priests? Is it because they always tend to 'sacrifice' somebody?

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:18 | 2604303 Wakanda
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I got dibs on a top bunk at "camp".

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:49 | 2604407 post turtle saver
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You smell a little ripe, citizen. Here, step into the shower...

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 22:14 | 2604479 cbxer55
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A shower? For ME?

Gee thanks! Bet it'll feel real good.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:10 | 2603966 Ignatius J Reilly
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Much to our surprise, fahrvergnugen was not in the dictionary, but we like the word in these circumstance anyway.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:12 | 2603973 oddjob
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"We merged with the KKK to form KKKKK"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:11 | 2603974 Seize Mars
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They will cave in. Wherever there is fiat money, there is corruption.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:17 | 2603985 thegr8whorebabylon
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5 blind mice, see how they rule, red white and cruel.

one got caught by a farmers wife

she cut off it's tail with a carving knife

it's what the piigs ate for the rest of their lives

5 blind mice

 

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:19 | 2603991 Fred Hayek
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Greek finance minister: "I wasn't expecting the German Inquisition." (Figures in red leap onto the scene)
Lead Inquisitor: "Noooooooo one expects the German Inquisition! It's our greatest weapon . . along with a fanatical devotion to the Bundesbank-our TWO greatest weapons, along with a fanatical devotion to the Bundesbank and a deep knowledge of Rothschild chicanery-our THREE greatest weapons . . .

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:21 | 2604004 agent default
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This won't hurt, it's only this big.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:24 | 2604015 Catflappo
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Not a caption - but the lady looks pretty hot doesn't she?   Or is it just that the two either side of her have faces only their mothers could love?

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:28 | 2604026 John Law Lives
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2nd from the left is saying:

"We want Subway sandwiches with sausage schnitzel and spicy sauerkraut... and they better be a full foot long..."

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:29 | 2604028 thegr8whorebabylon
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Introducing, from the left; Stille naght, hilega naght, kyrstal naght,

adolf naght and guden naght, the whirling dervishes of Europa.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:31 | 2604036 Salt
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We'd like to welcome our audience to our game show, "What's That Smell"!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 22:07 | 2604465 mudduck
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Um, I will take 'smells like an asshole factory' for five Alex.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 22:16 | 2604489 cbxer55
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So sorry, I had five-alarm chili for lunch.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:32 | 2604038 Brindle702
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No one expects the Spanish inquisition!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:33 | 2604044 thegr8whorebabylon
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The Pirates of Penzance, take one.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:39 | 2604061 urbanelf
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"I fucking hate women."

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:47 | 2604083 Lost Wages
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"No elitist Freemasonic brotherhood here. Please move along."

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 00:25 | 2604091 monad
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Oooh

Money money monay,

Money money money.

Money money monay,

Money monay money.

(refrain)

But what they're thinking is, "Ha! I get paid bank for this, chumps. Diplo-matic immunity even... I got nothing on under these robes, bichez!"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:59 | 2604110 Gunga
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Gold Bitchezzzzz

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:04 | 2604116 pd303
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"Meine Herring und Damen, you musst payen attention:"

"Ist das nicht eine Schweinerei ? Ja, das ist ein Schweinerei ! Schweinerei, Schweinerei, yes indeedy das ist so!"

"It's a Schweine in a Schweinerei, even to an Eskimo!"

( apologies to Dr. Seuss/Cat in the Hat )

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:07 | 2604122 Overfed
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"You want fries with that?"  "Supersize is only 50 cents more."

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:13 | 2604126 LouisDega
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"We are the priests of the temple of Syrinx"

Lyrics by Professor Neil Peart

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:12 | 2604133 cpnscarlet
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"Hullo Muddah, hullo Faddah. Here I am at... Kamp Toquemada..."

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:17 | 2604141 Totentänzerlied
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Ich bin der Herr dem Höllenfeuer! Ich verkünde euch! Eurobonden! Ach? Was? Err... Europäische Stabilitäts-Mechanismus!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:18 | 2604143 ZeroAvatar
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"What have I.....

 

     What have I.......

 

            What have I done to deserve this?"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:26 | 2604168 optimator
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Und dan singen wir:   

  Ich hab mich ergeben     mit Sauerkraut und Speck,   mit Knöpfle und mit Läber,   drum bin ich auch so fett.

 

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:34 | 2604184 cohutt
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It's sing along with the Kardinals hour kiddies, follow the bouncing Deutsche Mark


If you're broke and you know it klap your hands (klap your hands)

If you're broke and you know it klap your hands (klap your hands)

Ok now everyone try it....

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:36 | 2604187 Jim in MN
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Kardinalz Kan Keep Krautz Komfy Kicking Krap Kanisterz Kilometerz

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:39 | 2604194 Jim in MN
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Breaking news on BBC--UK military can put SAMs on your roof even if you say No.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-18778723

Residents have lost their High Court battle to prevent surface-to-air missiles being stationed on the roof of their tower block during the Olympics.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 22:00 | 2604447 adr
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bwahhhh hahhahahahahhhhaaaaahha ha ha

It's so sad it's funny. Although I don't think anyone would try to rob your house if you had missiles on it.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:42 | 2604201 JohnG
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Just the tip.  I promise.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:43 | 2604203 same old story
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"okay, okay we will give you the money. now can we get our clothes back"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:44 | 2604206 marco1324
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If you run this far Merkel the machineguns will get you. If you run any further....there is no further.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:54 | 2604227 zorba THE GREEK
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And they are to be taken seriously dressed like that. That reminds me.

What do you call a Nazi wearing a $2,000 hat? Answer: The Pope.

Sorry if I offended any Nazis.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:01 | 2604240 Crook County
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"Vee don't zink you can do ze bailoutz!"
Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:05 | 2604253 sangell
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Springtime for Merkel and Germany, winter!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:07 | 2604263 sangell
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Springtime for Merkel and Germany,

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:13 | 2604288 Bunga Bunga
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"The world will go under from tomorrow morning, tanks will be rolling on the streets, everyone will get crazy and kill everyone, people will be drowning in their own blood. It's all our  fault!"

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:15 | 2604292 Wakanda
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"They asked for this much, but we only have this much..."

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:18 | 2604305 Monedas
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If you wanted to dress as far different as you could from the feared SS uniform .... what would you do ?        Monedas        1929         Supreme Court Robes Least Likely To Scare Circus Clowns

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:38 | 2604362 Big Picture
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   What they are thinking in little clouds above the heads.

 

1st on the left. Hope she is not cooking F'ing snitchzel again tonight. I want a Whooper.

2nd from the left. I am going to tell the new joke about the size of my penis.

Middle. I hope he is not going to tell another penis joke.

2nd from right. The booger joke is way better.

Far right. If I was sober, I could be a judge of sober second thought {manical laughter in background}.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:40 | 2604363 Big Picture
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