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The Kardinals Of Karlsruhe Kaption Kontest
Behold the Kardinals of Karlsruhe. The only question is what they are about to say...
And here is why their ultimate decision is far more important than any party-line, ethically-conflicted decision that could ever come out of the joke that America's Supreme Court has become, as we warned three weeks ago.
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“No one expects the rothshield Inquisition! Our chief weapon is interest rate fixing, fear and murder; two chief weapons, fear, interest rate, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to money and israel!
guten tag mine fuhrer merkel.
vee have checked ze penis of der whore of babylon,libya unt vashington vee can state dat zer penis of hitlery clinton ist zecumsized and it is grossen unt big.
it is dis big
What are those napkins to catch the spaghetti sauce? Or handy white rags to wipe the Fuehrers boots?
There are no children under the table, we swear.
"You think this is long (and painful)?? Wait 'til you see how long it takes us to make a decision!"
Even if the court eventually approves Germany’s commitment to the measures, as is widely expected, legal analysts do not expect a ruling for several months. That could prolong market anxieties that plague euro zone countries like Spain and Italy.
We didn't know she was a woman, where's the nine-tails, candles, boards, cuffs, and Rammstein CD?
Bom-b-b-bom, dang-a-dang-dang, ding-a-dong-ding, blue moon, you saw me standing alone.....
"It's my money, and I want it NOW!"
"Does everyone have their bib on? Great - let's eat!"
"Who put the cheap red sweater in the laundry with our white outfits?"
My Bratwurst iz ziss big....as the woman next to him smiles....
"As soon as I find my accordian we can start this party!!! Until then, then who wants coffee?"
release the kraken
Welcome to the CondomNation, suckers
No wonder we got bag lunches, it's another meeting about a meeting. Cheap skates!
We apologize for not wearing our formal robes, our red polka clown suits haven't come back from the dry cleaners yet.
We've taken care of everything
The words you hear, the songs you sing
The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes
It's one for all and all for one
We work together, common sons
Never need to wonder how or why
We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls
We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx
All the gifts of life are held within our walls
Look around at this world we've made
Equality our stock in trade
Come and join the Brotherhood of Man
Oh, what a nice, contented world
Let the banners be unfurled
Hold the Red Star proudly high in hand
We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls
We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx
All the gifts of life are held within our walls
T-100 years!
Just think about the average. What use have they for you?
And the meek shall inherit the earth.
This is amazing, a movie made from a Rush song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAoUgKVpe10
Great video.
http://capitalismmagazine.com/2002/08/franciscos-money-speech
"Embrace the Future we Humbly Offer! Red robes and hats for everyone!"
No sex without a license. Uh, we meant straight sex. Between consenting adults. Everything else is OK.
The distance between German citizens on the one side and Germany's political whores on the other side.
Do you really want to go there? Again?
The media is trying to convince everyone that the Kardinal's NEIN will be partially priced in.
I say, NO FUCKING WAY.
S&P 700 here we come.
"Get real...the whole fuggin mess is this far from plunging over the cliff, so WTF does it really matter what any of us say or do now?"
"One bucket of spicey chicken, make that a large one, and a big Fanta"
"Me the same"
"Just a coffee for me please, The mayor invited me for dinner tonight"
"I'd like a crispy wings, with some fries, and a coke"
"can I have some sauce with my chicken?"
2nd from left: "If you have an erection, THIS BIG, that lasts more than four hours . . ."
"I smell Kunt."
Our robes are modelled on those in the courts of 15th Century Florence but our Decisions are those that affect the Future of Europe and whether a Political Elite can toss aside a Constitution to create a European Super-State with no democractic legitimacy.
"Ze nationalmannschaft is ze shame of ze nation. Zey should let us play Italy, and zen Spain of course in ze final. Vee vill show zem who is ze boss now."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4v7bdx8cmA&feature=related
One fight at a time fellas
I am not a jelly donut!
Even though we look like court jesters we will only stretch the law this far....
ve are takin velly gut cares of der kinders.
der cardinals luves der kinders.
der kinders cry for zer mommy but a slap vis der red silk gloved hand makes dem schtum
der childrens day luvs der dark dungeons here.
we have many here at der famous castle of chateau des amerois.
many famous guest,blair,bush family unt udder famous child lovers