La Tribune Reports S&P May Put France On ‘Negative’ Outlook Within Ten Days

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Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:08 | 1923037 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Negative outlook, bitchez

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:13 | 1923052 Rainman
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oui, oui..... USA blew off the negative talky talk too and look where it got them 

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:19 | 1923085 fonestar
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does this mean Sarkozy will be flying standby now?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:23 | 1923092 Gubbmint Cheese
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merde...

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:33 | 1923135 CitizenPete
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Is that avatar Camembert or Brie?  The former I hope.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KBuQHHKx0

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:44 | 1923179 Fedophile
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I believe it's Gubbmint

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:52 | 1923218 camaro68ss
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Like new wwII french rifle, never been used, only droped once. lol

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 20:05 | 1923322 The Big Ching-aso
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"Sacre bleu this sucks Les Big Baguette!"

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 19:08 | 1923264 Everybodys All ...
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No but his gold will ...

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:48 | 1923202 InternetInfidel
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If today was any indication the market will rally on this news.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 20:01 | 1923348 The Big Ching-aso
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Michelin in retaliation to downgrade S&P's cafeteria in Lower Manhattan to an unprecedented minus 3 Stars.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:31 | 1923133 SHEEPFUKKER
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It's like spinning the wheel of fortune and holding your breath every time the bankrupt comes around. You know eventually you will hit it but hoping just not yet. 

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:37 | 1923157 SHEEPFUKKER
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French fried

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 19:45 | 1923365 The Big Ching-aso
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When you get past the hairy female armpits and excessive cheap male colognes the French are wonderful people. 

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 20:09 | 1923444 topcallingtroll
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There is a reason french men wear lots of cologne.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:39 | 1923163 phungus_mungus
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We We Misure...

Not on my carpet you don't! 

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 19:59 | 1923385 The Big Ching-aso
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What do you call a French soldier in retreat?

 

 

Well trained.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 21:23 | 1923680 GOSPLAN HERO
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It's beotchez, not bitchez, beotchez.

Have fun with Ebonics.

 

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:10 | 1923043 Fips_OnTheSpot
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Rating wars...

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:23 | 1923098 mynhair
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What channel?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:57 | 1923227 RmcAZ
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Part II, The Empire Strikes Back

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:11 | 1923044 hedgeless_horseman
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The "strike force" of the EFSF would be unable to respond to attacks against the markets of Italy and against Spain.

Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:14 | 1923060 a growing concern
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It's probably time to read 1984 again to see what the next step in the playbook is.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 19:41 | 1923355 The Big Ching-aso
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"Room 101."

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:11 | 1923046 SilverIsKing
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Did I miss the ZH thread on Barney Fwank's decision not to seek re-election?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:13 | 1923056 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Who cares

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:17 | 1923078 SilverIsKing
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I like good news.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:24 | 1923099 hedgeless_horseman
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I am pretty sure that Barney gets it in the end.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:32 | 1923139 DionysusDevotee
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I see what you did there...

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:33 | 1923144 Joeman34
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Figured he was a chubby-bottom...

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 01:38 | 1924247 wee-weed up
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Bwarney wants to spend more time with his "family" in the Rumper-Room.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:32 | 1923100 mynhair
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Moron Libs care.

 

Oh, look!  A moron Lib with a thumb!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:11 | 1923047 surf0766
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How does this jive with Italy going belly up in ten days?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:25 | 1923107 mynhair
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No.  No.  No.

Eyetalia goes bottoms up.  Better that way.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 21:22 | 1923672 New_Meat
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"Eyetalia goes bottoms up. "

And Bawney Fwank, today

don't cha' know.

- Ned

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:13 | 1923054 fonzanoon
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Negative outlook. Honestly the outlook is negative. Job well done.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 20:11 | 1923450 topcallingtroll
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Now they tell us.

It all makes sense now.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:13 | 1923055 Carlyle Groupie
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Global QE, equity index to da moon.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:13 | 1923057 Marvin the Mind...
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Il est grand temps.

 

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:14 | 1923059 eric89074
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GRPN -9% on a big up day. That dog needs to be shot.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:16 | 1923066 mynhair
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Already priced in.

Except for the news.

Get ready to take a stand on gorilla paper - TBT or TMV.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:24 | 1923103 fonzanoon
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Ha I took a stand at 35. Another one at 25. Then I took another one around 18. The Irony is it will take 600 billion in MBS purchases to "lower mortgage rates" to send it up.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:29 | 1923119 mynhair
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Oooh, way early.  There is a strategy called 'trading'.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:37 | 1923156 fonzanoon
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Thanks I bet you look good in your captain obvious costume. Shit happens. It's okay to laugh at it.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:40 | 1923165 mynhair
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The long bond will hit 2.79%, for a week or 2.  Ignore calls for 2.5%.  Be patient, or nimble, your choice.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:41 | 1923167 fonzanoon
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I have done neither, unfortunately

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:44 | 1923173 mynhair
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Been there, done that.  Back when TBT was 45.

Decay suks on these 2.  Toast in a month, just on decay.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:15 | 1923068 max2205
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Buy the news!!!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:15 | 1923070 lizzy36
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French bank assets as 4x french GDP.

This is going to end well.

Any decision on who is going to guarantee Dexia?

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