La Tribune Reports S&P May Put France On ‘Negative’ Outlook Within Ten Days

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Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Negative outlook, bitchez

Rainman's picture

oui, oui..... USA blew off the negative talky talk too and look where it got them 

fonestar's picture

does this mean Sarkozy will be flying standby now?

InternetInfidel's picture

If today was any indication the market will rally on this news.

The Big Ching-aso's picture

 

Michelin in retaliation to downgrade S&P's cafeteria in Lower Manhattan to an unprecedented minus 3 Stars.

SHEEPFUKKER's picture

It's like spinning the wheel of fortune and holding your breath every time the bankrupt comes around. You know eventually you will hit it but hoping just not yet. 

The Big Ching-aso's picture

 

 

When you get past the hairy female armpits and excessive cheap male colognes the French are wonderful people. 

topcallingtroll's picture

There is a reason french men wear lots of cologne.

phungus_mungus's picture

We We Misure...

Not on my carpet you don't! 

The Big Ching-aso's picture

 

 

What do you call a French soldier in retreat?

 

 

Well trained.

GOSPLAN HERO's picture

It's beotchez, not bitchez, beotchez.

Have fun with Ebonics.

 

hedgeless_horseman's picture

 

 

The "strike force" of the EFSF would be unable to respond to attacks against the markets of Italy and against Spain.

Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.

a growing concern's picture

It's probably time to read 1984 again to see what the next step in the playbook is.

SilverIsKing's picture

Did I miss the ZH thread on Barney Fwank's decision not to seek re-election?

hedgeless_horseman's picture

I am pretty sure that Barney gets it in the end.

Joeman34's picture

Figured he was a chubby-bottom...

wee-weed up's picture

Bwarney wants to spend more time with his "family" in the Rumper-Room.

mynhair's picture

Moron Libs care.

 

Oh, look!  A moron Lib with a thumb!

surf0766's picture

How does this jive with Italy going belly up in ten days?

mynhair's picture

No.  No.  No.

Eyetalia goes bottoms up.  Better that way.

New_Meat's picture

"Eyetalia goes bottoms up. "

And Bawney Fwank, today

don't cha' know.

- Ned

fonzanoon's picture

Negative outlook. Honestly the outlook is negative. Job well done.

topcallingtroll's picture

Now they tell us.

It all makes sense now.

Carlyle Groupie's picture

Global QE, equity index to da moon.

Marvin the Mindreader's picture

Il est grand temps.

 

eric89074's picture

GRPN -9% on a big up day. That dog needs to be shot.

mynhair's picture

Already priced in.

Except for the news.

Get ready to take a stand on gorilla paper - TBT or TMV.

fonzanoon's picture

Ha I took a stand at 35. Another one at 25. Then I took another one around 18. The Irony is it will take 600 billion in MBS purchases to "lower mortgage rates" to send it up.

mynhair's picture

Oooh, way early.  There is a strategy called 'trading'.

fonzanoon's picture

Thanks I bet you look good in your captain obvious costume. Shit happens. It's okay to laugh at it.

mynhair's picture

The long bond will hit 2.79%, for a week or 2.  Ignore calls for 2.5%.  Be patient, or nimble, your choice.

fonzanoon's picture

I have done neither, unfortunately

mynhair's picture

Been there, done that.  Back when TBT was 45.

Decay suks on these 2.  Toast in a month, just on decay.

max2205's picture

Buy the news!!!

lizzy36's picture

French bank assets as 4x french GDP.

This is going to end well.

Any decision on who is going to guarantee Dexia?