Late Friday Humor: Portfolio Manager Versus Analyst

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Fri, 10/07/2011 - 16:45 | 1751061 baby_BLYTHE
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Hedge Fund Hyenas (present company excluded, of course)

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 17:20 | 1751184 Smithovsky
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Funniest thing I've seen in ages!!!

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 17:25 | 1751196 SilverRhino
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Guess I missed the humor in it.   Is your typical PM that big of a douchebag?   Hope those suits have kevlar and steel in the back.  

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 17:55 | 1751262 iDealMeat
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+ 1..   This clip is just stupid..

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 21:57 | 1751890 rocker
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Get a Life.  LMAO   On Only 1 Base Ale

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 05:45 | 1752378 Smithovsky
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A friend of mine was telling me about his job as an analyst a while back and every little thing he told me was mentioned in this video.  


Fri, 10/07/2011 - 21:19 | 1751789 cranky-old-geezer
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Kevlar & steel ...cute ...and true. :)

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 13:12 | 1753043 Alpha Monkey
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Is your typical PM that big of a douchebag?

I don't know about PMs, but I can say by my experience the typical corporate boss is that big of a douchebag.  One of ex-mine, a relatively low level guy, once explained to us, the workers, the reason he and his fellow managers were not using the personal award system was because we as employees had not used it to award each other.  Yeah, wrap your brain around that one.

Sun, 10/09/2011 - 09:03 | 1754369 s2man
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ala Dilbert; Does he have strong managment skills, or is he just a jerk?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 21:16 | 1751780 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Hedge Fund Hyenas (present company excluded, of course)

Simon says, "kill for wine."

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 16:40 | 1751062 _mak_
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Fri, 10/07/2011 - 16:46 | 1751066 LeonardoFibonacci
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hang them both by using the tallest tree. Ask them both if they see the fucking forest then, just before they swing into emptiness.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 16:41 | 1751068 GeneMarchbanks
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PM vs. Analyst

I was hoping to see a 100oz Au bar flying toward the cranium of a Wall St analyst.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 16:45 | 1751081 Popo
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Not very funny.  Sorta lame.  Sounds like it was written by a pissed off analyst.   Quit bitch, and stop complaining.    You're paying your dues so you can eventually be an overpaid PM yourself.  

Are we supposed to be sympathetic to that?



Fri, 10/07/2011 - 16:52 | 1751117 d00daa
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jesus, it's called "friday afternoon humor" buddy, someone needs to get to happy hour stat... did you get your face ripped off this week or what?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 16:45 | 1751087 Taint Boil
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The grey chick has a hot ass.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 16:48 | 1751097 LeonardoFibonacci
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can you see her underwear lines too

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 16:58 | 1751135 Problem Is
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I think I can see grey nipples...

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 18:01 | 1751279 hbjork1
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Guys, you are pretty hard up for stimulation.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 19:31 | 1751483 knukles
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How hard up or not a black or white consideraiton, there are many shades of grey.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 19:51 | 1751526 LeBalance
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They are "hard up for simulation" and yes, they are from the SEC.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 16:46 | 1751089 gorillaonyourback
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Fri, 10/07/2011 - 16:47 | 1751093 adr
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Why do you need to know what a company does to invest in it? That is what mutual funds are for.


Fri, 10/07/2011 - 16:49 | 1751101 Kristian
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Something is wrong here, the male voice is of one of the bears..

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 16:59 | 1751141 hambone
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Bears...WE WANT BEARS...WE WANT BEARS...Sheeple need colorful talking bears...bring back the bears!!!

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 20:56 | 1751717 Anonymouse
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Times are tough, even cartoon bears have to get second jobs doing voiceovers for other cartoons

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 16:50 | 1751105 FOC 1183
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THAT is fucking priceless

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 16:51 | 1751109 SwingForce
Fri, 10/07/2011 - 17:01 | 1751121 Mercury
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Or my favorite:

"DES-PgFwd-PgFwd-PgFwd 'BUY' is not robust just overruled everyone because of what some tip sheet said!"
"No, that was my thesis...and did you see the news out? I was 100% correct."
"But it' down 30%!"
"What I said was going to happen,'s not reflected in the stock but I was essentially correct."
"Well I guess we have something to talk about in the quarterly letter then."

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 16:58 | 1751136 Professor Moriarty
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T2 Partners?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 19:33 | 1751489 knukles
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Oh man....  I know some of those guys....

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 17:05 | 1751154 johnnyblade
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sorry popo.  sorry for your loss.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 17:23 | 1751193 buzzsaw99
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the cat-a-pult is funnier imo.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 17:25 | 1751195 Motorhead
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Silver Bears, bitchez!

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 17:29 | 1751206 Stochdoc
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We know how he got his info in the bathroom.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 17:42 | 1751228 Narrow Ledge
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Fuck this is SO true.  David Ganek

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 17:53 | 1751258 Element
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Unfortunately this is exactly how you get a key to the executive bathroom and renumeration in every organization I've encountered.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 18:02 | 1751282 HITMAN56
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Great Work! Rings so True.  I'm sure I-bankers can relate as well.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 18:05 | 1751290 CrankyOldCreditGuy
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100% accurate from my experience

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 18:20 | 1751312 Bastiat
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Working in a boutique IB in the mid-west, back in the mid-80s, I got this response after describing a deal on the phone to a Goldman (I think it was) banker in NYC: 

"That's sounds like a great idea but it won't work."  

Me:  "Why not?"  

Him:  "We have the smartest people in the world here and if that idea was any good we'd already be doing it."

True story.  The idea did work, btw.   


Fri, 10/07/2011 - 18:22 | 1751327 jballz
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Sooooo sick of lame ass xtra normal toons.


Guess they appeal to the pre-teen set and low IQ crowd,  Take a bunch of cliched hyperbole and sset it to bad animation and robot voices...and voila. Now it's Funny!

- 10 million, I though zerohedge had better taste.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 18:25 | 1751338 jomama
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it's friday, lighten up.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 18:26 | 1751343 jballz
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No, FUCK YOU!!!!


(lol...sorry I couldn't resist.)

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 19:55 | 1751534 Arkadaba
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And sorry the little bears have spread the word way more than I could.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 18:58 | 1751402 Lord Welligton
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Guess they appeal to the pre-teen set and low IQ crowd

And you are post-teen with a high IQ?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 20:21 | 1751603 jballz
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yes. Oh and to the poster above, thanks for reposting the faggoty bear toon. That one sucks too.


Fri, 10/07/2011 - 18:22 | 1751330 jomama
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shorting the spice?  rofl!

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 18:28 | 1751346 Lord Welligton
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And the reason X won't allow you sign up for an account is what?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 19:02 | 1751407 The Piker
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Fri, 10/07/2011 - 19:10 | 1751433 dugorama
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sadly i can neither see much of the vid nor hear any of it because the ads and headlines running down the side cover most of the display on my various monitors regardless of size or shape (and the sound control).  just like every time on ZH these days

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