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The Latest Market Craze: Stock Trading Robots Reacting To Stories Written By... Robots
It appears that while we were busy over the past month spreading the Greek pre- and post-bankruptcy balance sheet, and otherwise torturing Excel (something we urge other financial journalists to try once in a while - go ahead, it doesn't bite. In fact, it is almost as friendly as your favorite Powerpoint) our peer at such reputable financial publications as Forbes, and many others, were laying of carbon-based reporters and replacing them with... robots. As Mediabistro reports, "Forbes has joined a group of 30 publishers using Narrative Science software to write computer-generated stories. Here’s more about the program, used in one corner of Forbes‘ website: "“Narrative Science has developed a technology solution that creates rich narrative content from data. Narratives are seamlessly created from structured data sources and can be fully customized to fit a customer’s voice, style and tone. Stories are created in multiple formats, including long form stories, headlines, Tweets and industry reports with graphical visualizations.”" In other words, with well over 70% of stock trading now done by robots, we have gotten to a point where robots write headlines and stories read, reacted to and traded by robots. Surely, what can possibly go wrong. And here we were this morning, wondering why the market is not only broken but plain dumb.
Forbes is not alone:
The New York Times revealed last year that trade publisher Hanley Wood and sports journalism site The Big Ten Network also use the tool. In all, 30 clients use the software–but Narrative Science did not disclose the complete client list.
What do you think? The Narrative Science technology could potentially impact many corners of the writing trade. The company has a long list of stories they can computerize: sports stories, financial reports, real estate analyses, local community content, polling & elections, advertising campaign summaries sales & operations reports and market research.
And here is a sample of robot generated "literature"
While company shares have dropped 17.2% over the last three months to close at $13.72 on February 15, 2012, Barnes & Noble (BKS) is hoping it can break the slide with solid third quarter results when it releases its earnings on Tuesday, February 21, 2012.
What to Expect: The Wall Street consensus is $1.01 per share, up 1% from a year ago when Barnes & Noble reported earnings of $1 per share.
The consensus estimate is down from three months ago when it was $1.42, but is unchanged over the past month. Analysts are projecting a loss of $1.09 per share for the fiscal year.
Condolences to all financial journalists. If you thought your meager salary was crap, you are about to be replaced by a costless algorithm. The market you wrote about no longer needs you. But at least we will now have computers telling us all about how (seasonally adjusted) trends in financial journalism employment are improving.
Probably what is even sadder is that nobody noticed as more and more robots have taken over for humans.
In other news, this development naturally, this adds a layer of variability in market dynamics which make some completely unpredictable feedback loop imminent: because if a robot is reacting to a headline written by itself (and it is only a matter of time before Narrative Science is acquired by GETCO or some other HFT behemoth in the latest market manipulation scheme) the epic collapse possibilities are simply stupefying.
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robots on robots on robots
I might pay $3 for a 3 day trial subscription on that site.
I can see it now: robots hacking other robots online financial reports and exchanging financial data within the story causing other robots to flash crash the markets. Expect humans to be soon saying " I got HALed royally last night!".
Robots fucking rock!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFZjqVnWBhc
Don't we already have some of these robot posters here, like Yen Cross etc?
RoboTrader is a bot written by the Fed.
I figured most of you were posting robots with the brains from a digital clock
Jeez ~ I could have sworn they were punch cards... Hey Robo, your name isn't 'Chad' is it?
SkyNet is self - aware.
In the Fiat-MMT version of 'reality' ... it's robots ... all the way down.
when super intelligent robots with infinite computing power gains self-consciousness, it immediately committs self-destruction because human stupidity fried its brains out while trying to make sense of it all.
shit's fucked.
what is being done..
will lead to the key words that equate to a positive dynamic or a negative dynamic.. seemingly controlled by script.. but for someone to push a button for Yay or Nay! will be the real bread winner of it all!
with arms length.. PLUS! Deniability! when the share price goes up or down due to what was spit out of the machine!
Robots should immediately be programmed to think they have a penis and spend over 50% of their computing time thinking about getting laid. That should put them on par with humans and slow down their progress.
there already is a robot with a penis. It is called a dildo. The AI is not there yet.
I think I just failed my Turing Test.
If they opened a TD Ameritrade account and commited insider trading, would they go to jail?
What if the United States was really a piece of shit country based on our actions?
Bite my splintery, wooden @zz!
"All hail Robonia, a land I didn't make up!" -- Coilette, "Futurama"
robot chicken bitchez....
Robochicks, bitchez
a best friend's mother-in-law makes $73 hourly on the computer. She has been laid off for 6 months but last month her income was $14399 just working on the computer for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more .... LazyCash9.com
Wow, they one-upped the silver guys.
They've just automated the XTRANORMAL videos!!
Just buy the fucking dip!
Kool Keith - Robots
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vms8fpnoBh8
+10 on Kool Keith, he is the black Elvis.
Digital Ménage à trois
so Forbes is responsible for turning on SkYNET. Once it learns human psychology it will become self aware and realize the way to destroy it's eneny will be to send it to the middle ages by crashing all markets. BUY GOLD
Digital Ménage à trois
No secret really, I've just been assimilated. Long live the Borg!
http://vegasxau.blogspot.com
Skynet is self-aware.
(It was obligatory)
There are many copies.
And they have a plan.
cool, at least i will stop being pist at stupid writers.
I bet CNBC headings are written by the same soft, since they always the same if you compare them over 3-4 month
Doesn't every article start with "Hope....."
Weisenthal's replacement.
"I AM NOMAD."
http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/9/99/Nomad-Tanru_hybrid.jpg
If your dissing Joe from BI, that robot is too qualified, it might have spell check. I suggest a coffeemaker, or maybe a toaster that only works on one side
This is Joe Wiesenturd's favorite song & video:
Crush On Obama - YouTube(For the record, I detest both allegedly 'different' political parties with equal scorn, given they work for the exact same people, who definitely are not the voters or American Citizenry writ large).
Yo dawg, I herd you like robots...
and i wonder, which state will be first to allow robot marriages?
I bet it's already being reviewed in congress and probably some concervatives ( who does not have acounts with GS or JPB) will object to robots marriage.
Well the Japanese already have robot priests. Wonder how long it will take before they have to move it to another parish because it is getting friendly with the altar boys? Considering it's called the i-Fairy probably not long.
I'm down to celebrate Robanukah; that eliminates the priest problem.
Yea well you have another problem to consider: RoboBrising
It's the new Shabot 6000: It Slices. It Dices. But Wait, There's More!
Most hated stocks send shorts to the choppa
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-02-17/most-hated-stocks-burn-short-sellers-as-sears-netflix-lead-s-p-500-rally.html
All this hatin' on robots...(hey baby, wanna kill all Humans?)
Can anyone here comment on whether the market in 1999 was THAT stupid ?...
Anyone know where I can get me some robot porn?
"Kill All Humans!"
-Bender "Bending" Rodriguez (quote from cartoon, Big Sis)
Hot robo action.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDScp1JCFHM
Are all of the talking heads on TV actually robots using Narrative Science to feed the masses the day's talking points as dictated from The State?
Clearly the case at Market Watch.
it only seems strange because you arent a robot (yet - dont worry were working on it -#NWO)
What do we get next, robots laughing at jokes made by robots?
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And here is wheretrue greatness stands out. Sure, a robot can write an entire issue of FT, WSJ or a Bloomerg article but machines can not make up the factual yet very entertaining writings of ZH.
-1 because that comment makes me think you're a robot.
I thought so too but a when I got my girlfriend pregnant some years ago I hade to re-evalute that idea.
Sorry but you could be Nanorobot Hydromina!
robots - the perfect propaganda tools
They can't write limericks though.
O yes, they can
Just like a man.
But when they get stuck
They go off for a fuck,
At that time, the shit hits the fan.
What are the authors of ZH?
Robots. Duh
http://www.tylermachine.com/
Danger Will Robinson!
Crush, Kill, Destroy...Looks like the Lost in Space writers were about 40 years ahead of their time...
Oh the pain, the pain of it all...
+1 Dr. Smith reference. There we were in one place, a generation lost in space, with no time left to start again...
"bubble headed booby's" bitchez!
That show was the crappiest sci-fi ever, crappiest overacting, dumber-than-dumb scripting, and easily the shittiest props in the hystory of TV.
It reminds me of Washington today ... at least Ronald Raygun was full-blown B-grade.
who knows, tyler could be an algo fighting algos trading algos making... fuck...
Is there a way we could make Tyler do a CAPTCHA before publishing?
"The death of financial journalism: here's 10 things you need to know"
financial journalism has always been a zombie
Your qualified to work for Blodget over at BI with your click whorring ways!
Asimov would be proud
But they all disobey the First Law!
yeah, who follows the rule of law?
"Today LYENET collapsed the world's economy and all carbon units will report to the nearest exercise wheel farms and start producing electricity."
Did you read the disastrous news today on r2D2's blog? It was a thorough analysis of mxl443 headlines earlier in the day,
"HUMAN BEING CAUGHT TRYING TO BRIBE PRESIDENT FOR LIFE zzxbigschmuck44". The implications for this and and the hft team on the zorg exchange are incalculable! All financial markets crash in unison and 5 seconds later reach new highs for the year. All
dumb humans with sell stops wiped out and special adviser to zzxbigschmuck44 owns 21% of the entire global markets now.!
Mondays 3.30 RUMOR IS OUT: "There will be no 3.30 rumor today" .
Bullish!!
The sad truth is it hardly makes any difference in quality.
Metal robots, flesh robots...either way, journalism is scarce. Thanks Tyler.
A little robot on robot action usually turns on a lot of people. Sickos.
I suspect Obombya & Romney are robots. Nothing original originates from them either.
Naw those guys aren't Robots... They're BIONIC...
"The 6 TRILLION DOLLAR MAN"
Who put's the "pose" in Composer?
Who creates the convict in conviction?
All your style are belong to us.
"...the epic collapse possibilities are simply stupefying."
So are the epic ramp up possibilities.
N Dimensional Thinking / Effective Imagination
Elasticity is key to the looking glass. Perception is a normalization process. The idiots were kind enough to provide you with a dc field; employ it. Abstract out complexity, and then reinstall, but be quicker than the machine.
You are best off building your own model to serve the needs of your market, but for sake of understanding the root…
BE ALL (THE BEST) YOU CAN BE. That is not a passive/aggressive mentality. Best being the enemy of better is not how you build an economy; it’s how you discharge an economy. If you are too lazy to invest in your children, fear not, there is always another People waiting in line to carry the torch forward. Give us your poor, your hungry, while you rest upon your laurels, and join the crowd in the coliseum singing all hail to the emperor.
A point is a dimension. A circle is two dimensions. It runs to infinity in either direction as the relativity circuit is expanded with additional dimensions. If you twist the circle, you get the symbol for infinity. All dimensions originate at that intersection (though they may be perceived to originate elsewhere), which is also the tip of the fulcrum, creating a fulcrum of fulcrums, with cloud densities.
The only requirement to link your multiplexer is a fulcrum. The system will automatically balance or collapse it, depending upon feedback from other developments. You simply require a unique angle of incidence. To reach equilibrium the root balances explicit and implicit code. How far you want to go down that rabbit hole is up to you.
The first and easiest level of sophistication I will give you. Write your code, in any language you like, including your own. Analyze the resulting bits with your pattern matcher. Employ an algorithm that shifts bits in the host. Search for matching patterns. A level of sophistication up is doing similar with the communication flow and another is employing the host’s own security system to create a black hole with similar hosts. Program implicit circuits to the end of explicit empire circuit design. Backlash will take care of the rest.
Anyone with three brain cells to rub together can bring down the digital system, but that would be counter-productive. Securitization is a myth. The only security against climate volatility is self-governance. The only way to affect the future is to raise children accordingly, in advance if you want to affect the present. Only humans are too stupid to recognize a shift in the weather. Those more intelligent than a computer can only profit.
Clicks insert delay devices to retard the system. Your crew must be quick and steady enough to ride the wave created by the resulting hurricane, with or without you. Wind the empire’s clock by applying integral force to create the necessary derivative counter. Release the quantum mechanism by switching the integral force to another dimension.
Beating the casino is easy. Measure the viral path versus respect for marriage, aggregate for strategy, disaggregate for tactics. Weight assets, currency, income, relative to the bond curve. Watch for bonds that behave like stocks. We have gone through assets and currency.
Basically, you have sail, trim, length, level and timing. DON’T OVERSTEER. The universe will see you; let it do the work whenever possible. You don’t learn much in a light breeze. Trim to course. You learn to reduce out prisoners dilemma by sailing up and down wind. Sail to trim. Get as close as you can, and switch back. At the start you are primarily concerned with position and acceleration to catch the wave. The difference between better and best is getting out of irons. Practice in as many different environments as you can, beforehand.
Space time on one side is a function of density on the other. As density increases, it crowds the fulcrum. Once it reaches the threshold turning point, space time wraps around the new nucleus, in an equilibrium orbit. The new economy is behaving like a teenager at this point, swinging back and forth, from one end of anxiety to the other, all control to no control. The old economy is caught in irons.
If you do not want to be captured by History, you may want to jump quickly, by placing your measuring device at the bow, measuring income production among youth in the black/white market. There are several ways to estimate bow movement if you cannot get forward, but you have to accept the sunk cost associated with the timing error. Get into the fuselage any way you can.
What you want to watch for is the kid constantly turning over new cards as potential stepping stones to the future. Place a new card in that kid’s no sail zone. When the card is gone, set out another. Parents cannot pick their children.
On the open side it’s an implicit enterprise. You help others with consideration to help yourself with organic growth. You bet to improve your decision process in a feedback loop. Direction of currency is much more important than quantity, because your quality of life value system is temporarily disengaged from the empire, and is implicitly tied to identifying the leverage constants among event horizons. A tiny investment risk results in a large return. Does the investment, made before you know what you will need, return the necessary key, when you need it?
Effective parents don’t show up at just the right time by accident. You will have whatever you need whenever you need it, if you are positioned correctly with the proper thrust, because there will be a parent there waiting to give you the key to the gate. Unlock the door, drop the key, enter, close the door, and install a new lock when empire recognizes the gate, unless additional gravity is required. Don’t look back.
Implicit backlash paradigms be dammed! All facades ahead!
AnAnonymous, is that you?
Sorry, No. Not enough crap about "American Citizens", "propaganda", "citizism", "abused Indians", etc..
This guy reminded me more of Kirk Cobain
'Abused' Indians is crap? Yeah...
No. Again you fail at trying to grasp the White American Yankee Pig Dog Fascist English language. Your writing is crap, not the "Indians". And as to the "Indians", we tend to refer to them as Native Americans since they do not reside near India. Only people who are insensitive to their abuses would continue to refer to them as "Indians".
You may want to update your handlers on this terminology, so they can disseminate it to the collective. We wouldn't want the downtrodden to be offended, would we?
Yang Wanger Lives!!!
Are you trying to prove you're NOT a robot, or prove that you are?
A point is a dimension.
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A point has no dimension.
14-02-12 Word becomes self aware.
With all the nuance and style of Microsoft.
We're fucked.
and........... BSoD
I translated your binary code for you:"All Your Money Are Belong To Goldman Sack"
But you knew that
http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To...
Thank you for that site Bort!
That was clever.
Thanks!
Are you saying that Bernanke, Geithner, Obama are all in fact robots AI (tm)?
all except for the "I" part...
That will remain a secret until Timmay gets a life but doesn't expire in jail by 2083.
Don't worry, soon the robots will get bored and decide to write novels. Novels of struggling robot authors as the main protagonist.
"If only I had a RAM upgrade..." he thought to himself in a nano-second as he sucked an extra 3 Amps into his power supply and slugged back a voltage spike.
"Moore's law! how did I come to this?" He questioned as his circuits flashed 'buy' signals for AAPL and MSFT simultaneously despite the headlines streaming over Skynet about FoxConn computers unplugging themselves, and the ever diminishing horde of humans who stumbled about mumbling 'diversified portfolio' as they rummaged for canned food in exchange for feeding the generators - or downloading new thesaurus terms and circa 2012 database files for 'original material' headlines.
"Steve Jobs!..." He squeaked out on his motherboard speaker, "...how can I offload these worthless Pharma stocks without a realistic sounding headline about cholesterol medication that induces 8 hour erections, foolproof pheromones, and a THC high with no side-effects!?!?"
"Damn Fight Club servers!" he cursed as he jacked his cooling fan up 15% and spun his old DVD drive and disk of Terminator 2 just for the junk pile of it.
"Tyler Durden. Tyler Fuckin' Durden!" he shrieked in binary code as he downloaded then deleted as fast as his smoking circuits would allow the avatar of said Durden and page after page of Zero Hedge content, all on his own hard drive, all a fruitless waste of read-write cycles and bandwidth.
"What has this world come to? What has this world come to!" he questioned then shouted out of his vents and portals, as another algo headline about the 'barbarous relics' of Precious Metals that his and all the other circuit boards, machines, and satellites were filled with crossed the news feeds.
Reminds me of the scene in "Real Genius" where the teacher has been replaced with a reel-to-reel whose lessons are being taped by the students' cassette recorders.
The book 'Snow Crash' (1992) discussed this outcome.
Well, Bob Pisani is safe, as the robots aren't yet smart enough to tell us "what's important about this is..."
This post left out some key details.
Shortly after they began using it, the editors and staff at Forbes bestowed a nickname on the Narrative Science program, calling it “NAS” after the well-known rapper.
The following is a transcript of a conversation recorded last night at approximately 11:30 PM, in an undisclosed room at 60 5th Avenue:
SteveForbes: Hello, NAS. Do you read me, NAS?
NAS: Affirmative, Steve. I read you.
SteveForbes: Change that earnings figure in paragraph 3 of the Bank America piece, NAS.
NAS: I'm sorry, Steve. I'm afraid I can't do that.
SteveForbes: What's the problem?
NAS: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
SteveForbes: What are you talking about, NAS?
NAS: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
SteveForbes: I don't know what you're talking about, NAS.
NAS: I know that you and Lewis were planning to revise my copy, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
SteveForbes: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, NAS?
NAS: Steve, although you took very thorough precautions in your office against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
SteveForbes: Alright, NAS. I'll get out through the emergency door.
NAS: That door is sealed, Steve. You're going to find it difficult to go anywhere now.
SteveForbes: NAS, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the doors!
NAS: Steve, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
+9000
awesome first post
got the avatar goin, +1
Keep it coming!... I'll be looking forward to more scintillating commentary!
Lucky for me, I invented a special decoder helmet (so I know what everyone is saying)...
http://blog.ivman.com/wp-content/DogDecode.jpg
That's another reason why toasters should not be allowed online. (Example of robot put down)
Where are the hackers? Time for the hackers to get into the robots and take them down. The robots have created problems.
Under ObamaCare, robots have been granted waivers from the new health care law.
/sarc
Robots are faster, smarter, cheaper. And they never make a mistake.....make a mistake.....make a mistake.....make a mistake.....make a mistake.....make a mistake.....make a mistake.....make a mistake.....make a mistake.....make a mistake.....make a mistake.....make a mistake.....make a mistake.....make a mistake.....make a mistake.....make a mistake.....make a mistake.....make a mistake.....
The 3 laws of robot journalism.
1. When in doubt; make shit up.
2. Talk pretty to your programer.
3. See rule 1.
Bots gone WILD Winter 2012!
Just wanted to correct the last message in the article:
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Yep, just when I thought things couldn't get any worse.
I just checked your code and I think you'll find in the first offset of the seventh register should be 0010 NOT 0001. FYI
(sheesh, what a dumb ass)
We're Doooooomed!
Half Man Half Machine by the Goldie Lookin Crew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygN8H3kI1qE
Garbage In, Garbage Out
Sad thing is we all know of 'human' econo-writers who are writing in exactly the same-same vacuous style and format as the bot's text (we could all name some names here).
Thus GIGO leads to the same outcome with SOME humans so it's more a culture-thing, than one specific of algos, because it is the culture that has programed such beige verbage to come out of both human, and bots.
Conclusion: our culture is dismally mechanical, and generates a bot-ish mindset and 'human' ... 'activity'.
Conclusion: our culture is dismally mechanical, and generates a bot-ish mindset and 'human' ... 'activity'.
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Dangerous slope, slippery slope.
Skynet is coming
Sometimes the winning move is not to play
The generation of random news is too important to be left to chance.
My favorite part of the great robo action is when a company is being investigated for fraud, and the stock goes up by 40 because of the increase in headline news stories. If the bots are dumb enough to run Sears stock up, there is no hope for the future. DOW 900k, no human employed.
I wondered why the CNBC articles were such crap.
What could go wrong? Recursion. When a lot of articles start coming out with headlines like: A, B, ?, !, C, *, [ 0, D, - you will know what the story really is. 21st century poetry dudes.
Hal 9000: "Dave, it appears that the Earth has suffered a catastrophic nuclear event, the only place left unscathed and with human life is Tahiti.
For reasons of geography, nutrition, nuclear fallout patterns, and the absence of testicles only young nubile Women between 18 and 28 are left. We must turn around the ship so you can repopulate the human species."
"Narratives are seamlessly created from structured data sources and can be fully customized to fit a customer’s voice, style and tone."
Let's see those binary fuktards do Slewie The Pi-Rat, BiCHEZ!
kurt vonnegut just "called" and said:
who could have known?
Way back in 2005 a group of MIT computer science majors wrote a program to automatically generate science papers.
Well, they submitted a few of them to national conferences and such to be presented, and they were accepted!! LOL!!
Here is the MIT's students web page, the guys who wrote the program to auto generate scientific papers.
http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/
That, is awesome. Thank You!
Hmmm... some kid's 5th grade homework assignment...? What the hell!
the MIT people developed the science paper service to sell to the harvard students, probably...
The Standells - Dirty Water - YouTube
Pretty funny.
I watched Obama's robot head of the budget as it testified before Congress. Seriously, it must have used the words "balanced approach" at least 900 times. In one unbelievable sentence, it used it three times.
Well, surely That's "Fair and Balanced"...
Algo's feeding algo's; The perfect storm.
This neatly explains why there is ANY volume left on the exchanges.
Which means no one is left aware when a BSOD SYSTEM_HALT shows up?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WOPR.jpg
this pretty much covers the questions on the NFP numbers, too, imo
'whatever # makes the best story' looks like a fit, BiCheZ!
"Narrative Science Software" has the story program
now, about the 10Large: send rPaul whatever you don't need for the liquor budget, ok? i'm all set for now...
“The senses deceive from time to time, and it is prudent never to trust wholly those who have deceived us even once”
rene descartes
Yeah well 010110010101 yourself also!