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Sat, 09/24/2011 - 18:10 | 1706067 duo
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The credit union I used for years in TX got taken over by the NCUA.  Too many bad loans.  They must have hired GS/JPM/BAC ex-employees.

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 20:35 | 1706363 eaglefalcon
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I think the tellers at the bank work their ass off and make peanuts.  there was this hot chick at my local bank.  just a few years of working there and now she's totally zombified

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 14:42 | 1705682 TruthInSunshine
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See, everyone?

It's all under control, there won't be massive bank failures, there won't be complete sovereign defaults, there isn't hundreds of billions stretching into the trillions of CDS/CDO/MBS counter-party LOSSES ALREADY ACCRUED at this moment, the EU is strong and there's little dissent between its nations (as well as great faith in the ECB), and even if (actually when) things implode in the EU, dragging China, Japan and an already weakening South Korea into the fray, we here in North America, and our free-market, well risk-managed banks and financial firms (sarc), and our well run and highly competent Federal Reserve Private (using public monies) Bank, bear no risk at all, systemically, from what could have been a catastrophe in the EU (politically, financially and economically).

All is well.





Sat, 09/24/2011 - 15:56 | 1705848 fonestar
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That is a fact.  North Americans can watch everyone elses problems on the boob-tube while eating potato chips just like we've always done since WWII.



Sat, 09/24/2011 - 15:07 | 1705748 TruthInSunshine
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JPM & Goldman Sachs et al. have the same types of trolls that Bank of America does.

I have little to no doubt there are at least a dozen full time trolls posting on ZH, including RoboTard & HarryWanger.

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 15:22 | 1705778 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Kill the trolls!

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 19:02 | 1706138 Denver768
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The guilty dog barks most....

Let them eat cake, then off with their heads.

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 19:06 | 1706155 BigJim
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Haven't seen Harry for a while.

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 19:32 | 1706225 nmewn
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Under that ID...its like Texas Gunslinger/FauxNews...same dude, different tactics...I can tell by...well...I can tell ;-)

We've all been around the block (the net) often enough and engaged these "boiler room" ops...the message (at its core) is always the same.

Trust in me...trust in meee...lol.


Sat, 09/24/2011 - 19:32 | 1706210 mick_richfield
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JPM & Goldman Sachs et al. have the same types of trolls that Bank of America does.

I feel like the JPMC trolls are better.  If we could get them to identify themselves, we could start some kind of running vote on who has the clever ones, and who has the dorks.  (MillionDollarBonus ?  I'm thinking of you, here, buddy.)

We could have separate categories.  Give them humor points, logic points, insult points.  We could give quarterly prizes for Best New Troll.  A free ZH baseball cap.  It would be cool.


Sat, 09/24/2011 - 20:42 | 1706377 e_goldstein
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Does Professional Troll= Proll?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 08:32 | 1707119 prole
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Hey buddy you're skating on thin ice!!
I think you need a little private time with big brother

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 05:37 | 1706981 fishface
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We could do that in the forums

troll threat

make a list by a known anti troll and update on a monthly basis

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 20:58 | 1706399 TrulyBelieving
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So it is a Cloward-Pivins strategy. If not mistaken they are a radical communist-type group bent on destroying Liberty and Freedom. Now why would a good ol bank of America ever want to use Cl-Pi playbook?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 00:24 | 1706703 Axenolith
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Cloward and Piven are a couple of Marxist professors at some University (in NY?) who posited that the best strategy for destroying western capitalism was to expand and overload their "social safety nets" until they failed financially...

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 08:23 | 1707110 New_Meat
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columbia, don't cha' know.  "A Strategy to End Poverty," The Nation, 5/2/1966.  Driving NYC to BK was an "unintended consequence" </sarc>  Almost made it.

Now, FFP has a new book coming out.  Can't wait.

- Ned

{wonderin' what we'll collapse into?}

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 02:23 | 1706832 knukles
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Fabian Society.
Socialize America the slow and sure way. ensuring the socialization procedure reinforces the transfer of wealth from the commoner to the banksters.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 00:36 | 1706719 chindit13
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Neither are paid shills. I'll take the other side of that bet.  Of course they have opinions that differ from ZH Groupthink, but that is enough on ZH to qualify someone as a psyop or troll.

RobotTrader has been here a lot longer than you.  He was here when the "reads" for a typical ZH article barely reached double figures.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 02:35 | 1706845 PeterB
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Well said...ZH has definately gone mainstream & is now mainly inhabited by coin shop treasure hunters. I wonder how many have even read one of RT's hilarious daily wrap ups. They were definately worth the visit.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 05:47 | 1706983 equity_momo
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No they weren't , I was here on the old site too and RT has always been just an attention grabbing waste of bytes.
I don't think he's a paid troll though.
If you enjoy hilarious daily write ups then you should lament the fact money mc-bags isn't contributing anymore.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 05:59 | 1706995 PeterB
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Mc-bags was funny probably a bit too unsavoury though anyway I don't know how RT became the whipping boy

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 06:14 | 1707009 Shit Bag
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Word fuckin' up.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 01:13 | 1706756 Shineola
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"Please don't tell my folks that I work for a TBTF bank.  They still think I'm a piano player in a whorehouse"  :)

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 02:25 | 1706835 knukles
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I keep getting my buddy Shit confused with you.

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 13:25 | 1705452 Oh regional Indian
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HJoly smoke nope... that is a crazy find. Nuts!


Sat, 09/24/2011 - 14:53 | 1705712 TruthInSunshine
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I almost forgot; we need to pay tribute to the salt-of-the-earth wisdom of the Irishman whose words never rang more true than now, especially since this is going to spiral out of control (If anyone thinks this can be contained, when PIIGS align, without the EUR being devalued by a minimum of 50% (which begs the question of how bad the economic consequences of 'containment' will be for the global economy), I have a bridge in the Greek Isles - or Montgomery County, Alabama, to sell you):


An Irishman abroad tells it like it is
Sat, 09/24/2011 - 15:58 | 1705852 RSloane
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I loved that!

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 16:32 | 1705911 Hulk
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"fuck off" dude deserved that...

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 17:12 | 1705981 Dapper Dan
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Fuck off over there means "really?" or "no way" "I don't belive that shit"

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 20:48 | 1706387 Hulk
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Thanks for the clarification...

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 01:32 | 1706768 caerus
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The force that through the green fuse drives the flower

Drives my green age; that blasts the roots of trees Is my destroyer.

And I am dumb to tell the crooked rose My youth is bent by the same wintry fever.

The force that drives the water through the rocks Drives my red blood; that dries the mouthing streams Turns mine to wax.

And I am dumb to mouth unto my veins How at the mountain spring the same mouth sucks. The hand that whirls the water in the pool Stirs the quicksand; that ropes the blowing wind Hauls my shroud sail.

And I am dumb to tell the hanging man How of my clay is made the hangman's lime.

The lips of time leech to the fountain head; Love drips and gathers, but the fallen blood Shall calm her sores.

And I am dumb to tell a weather's wind How time has ticked a heaven round the stars. And I am dumb to tell the lover's tomb How at my sheet goes the same crooked worm.

the irish are the finest poets...

and yes i know he was welsh...

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 14:56 | 1705724 ItsEvolutionBaby
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The SGT BOA troll claim has been throughly debunked. It was a lowly BOA teller trolling him from work one day.

I love how everyone bought straight into it. haha

SGT is a moron. 

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 15:23 | 1705780 whstlblwr
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I thought could be some lone troll, but doesn't make sense ip address from different parts of country and why teller use work computer?

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 16:21 | 1705896 tmosley
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"SGT is a moron."

Where did we hear that before?

Perhaps you ought to post proof rather than implicating yourself as part of the scam.  And WTF are you talking about tellers for?  He looked at the IP addresses and did an IP lookup.  I used to do that shit in high school.  It isn't hard or magic.

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 16:48 | 1705932 snowball777
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Because paid trolls wouldn't use freely available anonymizing proxy tech like Tor or I2P? lulz



Sat, 09/24/2011 - 18:12 | 1706072 CrockettAlmanac.com
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And the President of the United States would never employ people who'd get caught in a two-bit burglary at a Washington Hotel.

Don't underestimate the banality of evil.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:48 | 1708136 TruthInSunshine
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Outstanding point.

If there's one thing we can all rest assured of, it's that government inevitably is incompetent enough that it ultimately screws itself over.

However, let's not forget that modern governments are no longer instruments by, of and for the people, but rather by, of and for the globalists.

Welcome to the age of global corpocratic kletopcracies.

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 21:47 | 1706490 tmosley
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I didn't say that he IS a "paid troll", I said that if he has an argument debunking that guys assertation that seem to be based on cold hard fact (rather than the "word" of some bank teller), that he should post them, rather than making himself appear to be one of the ad hominem using paid trolls that he was originally talking about.

But then, trolls don't care to make such distinctions, and would rather use any argument that SOUNDS good even if it doesn't apply.  Paid or not.

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 17:28 | 1706012 seek
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What would be really cool is if a few of the alternative press sites like ZH and SGT pooled their resources, soemthing tells me there'd be a lot of common IPs among naysaying sock puppets, like the one I am replying to above.

Step up your game guys, the lack of subtlety makes you very obvious.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 08:33 | 1707120 New_Meat
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It's just impossible to find a good troll these days. - Ned

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 17:34 | 1706024 Withdrawn Sanction
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"...It was a lowly BOA teller trolling him from work one day."

And the teller worked in NJ and CA? Now that's a bi-coastal commute.

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 20:21 | 1706338 Max Hunter
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SGT is a moron

I've been watching his videos for quite some time.  Whether you agree with him or not, to call him a moron only confirms you are a troll.  He conducts himself well on his videos and has quality interviews with well named guests..

You are obviously a fucking asshole in addition to being a troll. I wouldn't pay you a cent for your shitty contributions as a troll.. Your employer is getting ripped off..

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 03:06 | 1706880 ItsEvolutionBaby
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SGT is a moron because he rides Bob "on the run for securities fraud" Chapman's shaft.

And yes, the BoA troll thing has been debunked. I'm not here to give you all the answers, do your own research.



Sun, 09/25/2011 - 03:08 | 1706881 ItsEvolutionBaby
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This herd move from ZH posters is really making me question everything written on this site under the stories.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 05:50 | 1706985 equity_momo
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Sun, 09/25/2011 - 08:18 | 1707098 JimBowie1958
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Dude you are a simple-minded trolling waste of my time, and I would guess most of everyone elses.

It is pathetic that you find some kind of purpose in being an ass on message boards with anonymous people.


Sat, 09/24/2011 - 13:32 | 1705470 Withdrawn Sanction
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Nice little piece of detective work by SGT. Thanks for the site link

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 13:37 | 1705491 tmosley
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Nice find.  I wish Sacriledge would do a similar analysis, and post an article on the issue.

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 13:40 | 1705502 CH1
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There is a marketing firm on the outskirts of London who employs a room full of people - working on various accounts - creating nyms on discussion boards and social media, building a history, then shilling (carefully) for a wide variety of products.

You can count on it that banksters and states have lots of people working this angle.

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 15:27 | 1705790 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Yes, the Ministry of Truth.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!