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Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:39 | 1563806 caerus
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Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:48 | 1563837 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Rick Perry is such a duchebag.  He is probably the biggest duchebag on the red ticket right now.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:57 | 1563865 Reese Bobby
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It is spelled douche bag:  A vaginal cleanser no woman you ever touched used.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:06 | 1563905 damage
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPpco4eMePQ "Candy Crowly Lies About Ron Paul Polls"

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:11 | 1563920 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Is she related to Aleister?  Because if so, she is doing him a disservice.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 02:34 | 1564410 Fish Gone Bad
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Mike does Malibu?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:37 | 1563948 Helix
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Hope you guys just watched "The Daily Show"... They did a whole exposition on how the media just completely ignored Ron Paul... For pretty much forever...
Colbert Report too... Sorta...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:41 | 1564024 Global Hunter
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Sure did Paul is catching some real interest.  What is Colbert talking about Parry with an "A"?  I missed that.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:54 | 1564064 Helix
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He ran a commercial in Iowa where he wanted all his supporters to write in Perry's name with an A... Dunno if he actually supports him or if he's trying to gauge his influence with his Super Pack... I can't for the life of me see him actually supporting that asshole from Texas...

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 08:52 | 1564822 snowball777
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Think of it as an homage to the Koch Bros and their fake absentee ballots in Wisconsin.


Tue, 08/16/2011 - 08:57 | 1564838 JohnG
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Perry whined to the FEC about that.....

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:56 | 1564073 Eireann go Brach
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Candy Crawly is so fucking fat she has her own traffic lights!

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 07:13 | 1564598 ZippyBananaPants
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What a fat pig she is.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:07 | 1565005 chumbawamba
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He's just proving he can handle his meat every bit as well as Bachmann can.

I just hope they don't have a pissing contest next.  Now THAT would be a mess.

- Chumblez.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:28 | 1565126 TruthInSunshine
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by chumbawamba
on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:07


He's just proving he can handle his meat every bit as well as Bachmann can.

I just hope they don't have a pissing contest next.  Now THAT would be a mess.

- Chumblez.


Watersports, bitchez!


Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:12 | 1563926 tip e. canoe
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considering Mr. Mitt, that's sayin alot.   i can proudly proclaim that i have yet to hear Perry or Bachmann utter a single word.   gonna try and keep that streak going for as long as possible.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:46 | 1564037 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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The consummate Presidential election:  Who is the "Biggest Douchebag 2012"?

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 00:14 | 1564138 rocker
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'Can they at least wait until they have been elected?'     Practice is a very important requirement to get the job done right.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 00:21 | 1564164 MsCreant
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I see where you are going with this, "corporate whore auditions" for the camera.

GS and JP Morgan getting all hot and bothered.

Okay, I understand now. Thanks.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 02:40 | 1564415 Fish Gone Bad
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For all those who might be pornographically challenged, the picture is supposed to suggest the candidate is about to deep throat a porno sized corn dog.  Scenes like that described would probably appear in gay films like Mike does Malibu, or mostly "French" films.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:36 | 1565150 Pure Evil
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What next, will we see the Douche Bag In Chief trying to out do Bachmann and Perry by scarfing three or four at a time of various widths and lengths while shoving two or three up his arse hole to garner the GAY vote?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:15 | 1563936 dwdollar
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I don't know.  It's a tossup between Perry and Romney.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:22 | 1563969 kito
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@lennon   i believe you meant to say rick perry is such a cocksucker

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:41 | 1564022 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:48 | 1564040 Cursive
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LOL.  He looks like this ain't his first rodeo.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:52 | 1564048 A Lunatic
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Hence the stretch marks on his mouth.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:52 | 1564049 Gringo Viejo
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Castro District gives this photo 4 snaps! Who's your daddy?

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:56 | 1565230 DaveyJones
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anyone with a wallet

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:56 | 1564072 Hugh G Rection
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Perry has experience with this.


Notice the blank stare in his eyes as he goes somewhere else in his head.  When it comes phallic objects in his mouth its 100% muscle memory.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 02:52 | 1564428 YukonJake
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Dude, this comment literally made me snort beer out my goddamn nose


Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:59 | 1565244 DaveyJones
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Second that. Perhaps Tyler can start a weekly candidate picture post. Seems to bring out the talent.  

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 05:42 | 1564535 OldPhart
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If that's a footlong, this guy has mastered eight inches deep without gagging.  Proof of whoredom.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 08:15 | 1564737 TruthInSunshine
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Perry hass gone whole hog, corn dog gobbler.

Bilderberg stoked his appetite.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 07:10 | 1564596 johnQpublic
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looks like a gay porn star doesnt he?


how does the christian base feel about his obvious need to suck down the footlong?

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 08:55 | 1564833 LongBalls
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In a related story Iowa voters have changed the name of the footlong to the "Bernanke".

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:40 | 1563807 Western
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This is a very subtle attempt to tell Americans that we are all sucking someone's rather large cock.

.............. be safe, gold and silver condoms bitchez 

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:47 | 1563833 Money Squid
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Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:09 | 1563911 Drag Racer
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remember it's a footlong so he's got 6 inches buried deep...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:12 | 1563925 e_goldstein
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Think the corn dog's name is Glenn Beck?


Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:21 | 1563962 High Plains Drifter
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no , it can't be glenn beck. he is in israhole, sucking up this jewish masters right now getting ready for his big , zionist cob slobbing hurah meeting , restoring courage. where we amerikans in order to attend would have to cough up 4000 plus on air fares alone just to be able to go there and show the jews how much we support God's chosen people on stolen land....doncha know....

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:28 | 1563977 ElTerco
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It's probably Barney Frank(furter)... after all, opposites attract.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:35 | 1564004 FEDbuster
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Most likely learned that trick while TX campaign chair for Al Gore.


Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:40 | 1564014 TruthInSunshine
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Barney Frank is considering switching aisles based on this photo.

Perry/Frank 2012.


...not that there's anything wrong with that (maybe there is or maybe there isn't...God will judge?)


*** I try not to eat junk food, but if I ever find myself eating one of these battered, deep fried hot dogs, I'm damn well using a knife and fork.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:54 | 1564062 A Lunatic
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*** I try not to eat junk food, but if I ever find myself eating one of these battered, deep fried hot dogs, I'm damn well using a knife and fork



Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:37 | 1565158 forexskin
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*** I try not to eat junk food, but if I ever find myself eating one of these battered, deep fried hot dogs, I'm damn well using a knife and fork.

if it happens to be on the campaign trail, try starting in the middle - at least the ticklish end will drop to the ground - and you'll be off to a good start what with the gubbmint waste thing.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:40 | 1563809 Astute Investor
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At least these idiots can't speak when the have a "dog" in their mouths.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:52 | 1563847 Irwin Fletcher
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I bet Michelle has learned that skill.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:42 | 1563815 hitbox
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mmm. 12 inches of pure 100% gut-rot. Oh wait... in that case, do enjoy. would you like another?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:46 | 1563826 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Sarah's looking a little too thin lately.  She could use one, too.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:42 | 1563816 mynhair
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Oweblahma suks.  Footlongs are tasty.  Don't knock it til you try it.


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