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What is it about those footlongs: first Bachmann, now Perry... Can they at least wait until they have been elected?
h/t Nolsgrad
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wtf
Rick Perry is such a duchebag. He is probably the biggest duchebag on the red ticket right now.
It is spelled douche bag: A vaginal cleanser no woman you ever touched used.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPpco4eMePQ "Candy Crowly Lies About Ron Paul Polls"
Is she related to Aleister? Because if so, she is doing him a disservice.
Mike does Malibu?
Hope you guys just watched "The Daily Show"... They did a whole exposition on how the media just completely ignored Ron Paul... For pretty much forever...
Colbert Report too... Sorta...
Sure did Paul is catching some real interest. What is Colbert talking about Parry with an "A"? I missed that.
He ran a commercial in Iowa where he wanted all his supporters to write in Perry's name with an A... Dunno if he actually supports him or if he's trying to gauge his influence with his Super Pack... I can't for the life of me see him actually supporting that asshole from Texas...
Think of it as an homage to the Koch Bros and their fake absentee ballots in Wisconsin.
Perry whined to the FEC about that.....
Candy Crawly is so fucking fat she has her own traffic lights!
What a fat pig she is.
He's just proving he can handle his meat every bit as well as Bachmann can.
I just hope they don't have a pissing contest next. Now THAT would be a mess.
- Chumblez.
Watersports, bitchez!
considering Mr. Mitt, that's sayin alot. i can proudly proclaim that i have yet to hear Perry or Bachmann utter a single word. gonna try and keep that streak going for as long as possible.
The consummate Presidential election: Who is the "Biggest Douchebag 2012"?
'Can they at least wait until they have been elected?' Practice is a very important requirement to get the job done right.
I see where you are going with this, "corporate whore auditions" for the camera.
GS and JP Morgan getting all hot and bothered.
Okay, I understand now. Thanks.
For all those who might be pornographically challenged, the picture is supposed to suggest the candidate is about to deep throat a porno sized corn dog. Scenes like that described would probably appear in gay films like Mike does Malibu, or mostly "French" films.
What next, will we see the Douche Bag In Chief trying to out do Bachmann and Perry by scarfing three or four at a time of various widths and lengths while shoving two or three up his arse hole to garner the GAY vote?
I don't know. It's a tossup between Perry and Romney.
@lennon i believe you meant to say rick perry is such a cocksucker
Tuche
@kito
LOL. He looks like this ain't his first rodeo.
Hence the stretch marks on his mouth.
Castro District gives this photo 4 snaps! Who's your daddy?
anyone with a wallet
Perry has experience with this.
Notice the blank stare in his eyes as he goes somewhere else in his head. When it comes phallic objects in his mouth its 100% muscle memory.
Dude, this comment literally made me snort beer out my goddamn nose
+1
Second that. Perhaps Tyler can start a weekly candidate picture post. Seems to bring out the talent.
If that's a footlong, this guy has mastered eight inches deep without gagging. Proof of whoredom.
Perry hass gone whole hog, corn dog gobbler.
Bilderberg stoked his appetite.
looks like a gay porn star doesnt he?
how does the christian base feel about his obvious need to suck down the footlong?
In a related story Iowa voters have changed the name of the footlong to the "Bernanke".
This is a very subtle attempt to tell Americans that we are all sucking someone's rather large cock.
.............. be safe, gold and silver condoms bitchez
bwahahahahahahahahaah.....
remember it's a footlong so he's got 6 inches buried deep...
Think the corn dog's name is Glenn Beck?
no , it can't be glenn beck. he is in israhole, sucking up this jewish masters right now getting ready for his big , zionist cob slobbing hurah meeting , restoring courage. where we amerikans in order to attend would have to cough up 4000 plus on air fares alone just to be able to go there and show the jews how much we support God's chosen people on stolen land....doncha know....
It's probably Barney Frank(furter)... after all, opposites attract.
Most likely learned that trick while TX campaign chair for Al Gore.
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0811/61428.html
Barney Frank is considering switching aisles based on this photo.
Perry/Frank 2012.
...not that there's anything wrong with that (maybe there is or maybe there isn't...God will judge?)
*** I try not to eat junk food, but if I ever find myself eating one of these battered, deep fried hot dogs, I'm damn well using a knife and fork.
*** I try not to eat junk food, but if I ever find myself eating one of these battered, deep fried hot dogs, I'm damn well using a knife and fork
LMFAO!
if it happens to be on the campaign trail, try starting in the middle - at least the ticklish end will drop to the ground - and you'll be off to a good start what with the gubbmint waste thing.
At least these idiots can't speak when the have a "dog" in their mouths.
I bet Michelle has learned that skill.
mmm. 12 inches of pure 100% gut-rot. Oh wait... in that case, do enjoy. would you like another?
Sarah's looking a little too thin lately. She could use one, too.
Oweblahma suks. Footlongs are tasty. Don't knock it til you try it.
Homophobe.
Risk management is key in these situations. Or so i hear.
Don't think I didn't get that.
aw hell.............
Funny how far politiacians will go to convince the status quo that they are "normal".
"Hey, they are just like you and me! Except they get paid billions of dollars by campaign contributions....like Barack Obama [cough cough]."
I knew it! I could tell by his squinty eyes!
He likes corn dogs too.
When you're vying for SuperPAC dollars, you always have to demonstrate your most relevant skills.
Was this picture taken at Bohemian Grove?
No, Hippy Hollow....clothing optional!
You know someone is going to photoshop this.
I figured it was. I figured that was actually George W. Bush's....you know.
The dude figured that bitch got ALOT of press with her picture...
Whats good for the goose is good for the gander!
Good one. I like ZH for these caustic comments.
corn dogs are sooo hot right now!
real men don't eat hotdogs. they eat tofurky.
So what’s next? This?
Maybe RNC has made weiner sucking a mandatory party plank?
If I knew it would be this kind of party I would have shown up with a shotgun.
"Sheeeeeit, if this gon' be that kinda party i'ma stick my corndog in the mashed potatoes."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ0B6kvFy-k
lol
A. The pictures are meaningless.
B. Can someone please explain why everyone is suddenly giddy with joy that this guy is running? On what is this hope placed?
Because he is a Texan, and that is suppossed to mean he don't take no shit. America rules!
There ain't nothing in Texas but steers and queers. And he don't look like no steer.
J.K. folks, so go easy on the rebukes. I live in Oklahoma, and could say the same exact thing about this state.
it is a good thing the red river is there to protect us from the pagans in the oklahoma territories.....
and on cue: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI
Hey, didn't Perry go to that burger university, sponsored by CrackDonalds? Or was that a build a burger meeting or two? I cannot remember which. Hmmmnnn, it is to ponder.
Fucking 24 hour news cycle, sound and fury signifying nothing. Would half of the Fox Network just resign already, and replace your broadcast hours with a nice, finely tuned test pattern. Maybe a sign on the screen, "See you in 8 months."
What a bunch of useless people, hyper prattling every fucking day about an election that is very distant. Get a fucking real job already. Or maybe cover some useful news, like the take down of the American Republic by banker fucks! Good lord, doesn't anyone produce anything real anymore?
Yeah, I'd love a job where all I had to do was talk all day long, positing this or that theory with never a concern about being wrong by the next sunrise. Hey, remember when everyone was all excited about Palwenty? That was useful now wasn't it?
Fucking useless television politico ass clowns!
Don't stress. Just ignore anyone showing the slightest interest in the sham election or ANY of the puppet candidates ... because it shows they have an incurable disease.
Concentrate on spreading the word that the Federal Government is the problem, not the solution. Electing yet another one will just prolong the agony (though I believe they'll cancel the election around August-September next year, anyway).
You'd kinda think, after 112 Congresses and 44 Presidents feasting from the pork barrel, that even semi-conscious people would have caught on by now ... but apparently not!
Amen Cdad!!
Fuck yeah!
Shouldn't it be FUCK WHITEY?
I thought hating whitey was back in season, or is it year round now?
LOL
Well he seems to be the only candidate to be on record pointing out that Christ is the only hope for America. But while that appeals to me it would hardly include "everyone." But I don't think everyone is all that giddy about it.
he is just putting on a front for the Christian zionist....
He is hardly the only candidate with faith. No, we are just off on the next Fox News Coffee Clutch. Nobody knows shit about this guy, except I have it on good authority that the guy is a dunce. Should become apparent with his first debate appearance [IF ONLY they would actually debate]. And then he'll fade, and Fox News will pick a new adulation idol.
The news politicos actually destroy the Republic with their constant yammering...each of them thinking they have the scoop on who is going to win. Useless, unproductive morons.
No chance at all of Perry fading from the media! ... he's the backup Bilderberg candidate to cover for a potential Obama loss. I've been predicting on here since last year that he'd be the Repug candidate (TPTB would never go into an election with just one captive candidate ... McCain was their backup last time). Bachman, Palin, Paul and others are just there to keep the newspapers and talking heads full of gossip.
becuz he has an accsennt that sounds like george Dub-bah-ya.
The Corndog Ticket.
"We'll go the extra mile...er foot, for the American public"
Perrry/Bachmann 2012
you put that poon hound in the white house with bachmann and he will be in her panties the first week...
That is not a corn cat he is eating in the photo. Dig?
If he eats a fish taco tommorrow, will you change your tune?
These folks are not just eating them, they are deep throating them, I mean come on, is the thing supposed to split your tonsils and displace your epiglottis?
I want to see the unedited video.
Throating does not normally lead to biting off chunks.
Would that mean they are closet NOW members?
Funny...Hahahahahaha
Looks like he's battled a few big ones up close b4.
He's practicing for his AIPAC meetings...
yep............
kosher sausage?
Damn, I think he relaxed his throat muslces on that one. You don't get them kinda skills sucking those little man corn dogs. Is he warming up for his next fund raiser?
Sure does smell an awfully lot like Ron Paultards around here lately.
I prefer Ronpublican actually, but if you enjoy corn dogs I understand.
+1
I personally think he was offended by the corn dog being shown in such a bad light.
He likes gold, we like gold. Is there a problem?
AND I CAN PROMISE YOU THERE WILL BE NO PHOTOS OF RON PAUL DEEP THROATING A WEINER SHOWING UP ANYWHERE ON LINE UNLESS IT IS PHOTO SHOPPED.
Goin' Thru The Big D & Don't Mean Dallas . . .
two words...corn dong
Just before this photo was taken, him and Timmay were seen smoking meth, bouncing around and off of each other, chanting, "I am corn-hoe-li-o, eee he he he he he!"
They are printing because they "need t.p." for their bung holes.
if you think weiner was bad, wait until you find out about this dude.....
You know what crazy guy? I fear you may be right about that. Any additional color would be appreciated. And I like what Perry says for the most part.
ask robert. he lives in austin. he can tell you the lowdown on this turd.........
..
"if you think weiner was bad, wait until you find out about this dude....."
If history serves, He is Republican and religious. That means "what is a 18 year old male, on the campaign bus for 500 Alex."
The resident zionists were extolling his virtues on another article about Perry and that's all I need to know about him. 81 lawmakers (and who knows how many civil servants) going to Israel to suck cock and almost nobody gives a damn. The US is doomed.
at least clinton had the decency to lie about it! and he was on the receiving end :)
yeah you know by now that you should lay the thing out horizontally and eat it like an ear of corn.
on a side note, i get sick and tired of hearing cnbc put on that puff piece about conrad hilton. oh please, he was such a very religious man etc ....and he was such a hard worker......oh please.......hell, he would still be in west texas if it was not for the fact of him meeting people from the chicago mob in 1946 who put him over the top.......of course they neglect to tell anyone the real story of conrad hilton and his empire made of chicago mob money.......
Hey, the mob helped us win WWII for a lot less money than most "companies." Check it out.
I don't care, I'm voting for this Perry or that Bachmann or both. I can't afford a well stocked bunker so these two represent the last hope that my children will have a chance at having the country I did and the opportunities it afforded me when they grow up. (Ron Paul I love but like a crazy uncle kinda love that you understand and respect when he talks about the FED but kinda try to change the topic when he starts talking about letting twelvers get a nuke.)
But then again, even when noobama is shown the door next election, I might still need a well stocked bunker ... maybe even before then.
your only hope is to not vote.
Nah dude, you don't vote when you've lost hope ..
no, you are not thinking this thing through. if no one votes the system will collapse because the sheep will see that the emporer has no clothes.
also on a side note. there is no hope. so you need to learn to deal with that one.
You offer nothing but membership to the tribe of the hopeless, which of course is an aberration of cognitive evolutionary instincts, i.e., unintended complex system behavior.
Okay, then surely you can explain the benefits of this system of legalized plunder?
For a vote in this system is a vote FOR the system.
You make a big old list of the benefits of Bastiat's most perfect system of legalized plunder ever ordained and then we can discuss them.
Until then, big words does not an argument make.
pods
l2plunder? Ha, j/k
And my big words were not an argument for the system, but rather that the tribe of the hopeless is not a tribe any living form would logically want to join, is all.
Short of a big phat war with an "ideal" outcome for the values we hold dear (life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness) you can't change the system overnight. Just how does not voting achieve that? Cuz we live among idiots and at least one of the idiots would vote, then what?
Again the no vote argument is pointless except for the poetic/romantic value.
"Loser pays" in Texas is a nice achievement, at least it shows Perry has not been captured yet by the lawyer "tribe". Is he a sleaze? Sure. Are you perfect? No. Gotta work with what we got.
So what are we going to do about it that has a chance, even if very small, of succeeding?
Well I appreciate the reply. People who have removed their support for this system are not hopeless. We are hopeful. Hopeful that this system can fall due to its own weight. Many have studied this system, and from where the system derives its power.
The power of this system is that so many are beholden to this system that they have to support it. Through self enslavement through debt we happily surrender to bondage.
Through removal of our consent, we can collapse this system. This system relies on perpetual debt growth to survive. That is why there is such a focus on growth, cause if the system stagnates long enough, it will collapse. Simple math confirms it. Being out of debt and refusal to issue new debt (which we do whenever we take out a loan, as banks do NOT lend us money, but create it) will force the issue. This was seen in 2008 when people could no longer expand the debt supply. The Fed.gov picked up the slack, but they are almost tapped out too. When that happens, the debt bubble will collapse, taking down everything in it.
As for myself, I am not perfect. That precludes me from making decisions for those outside of my responsibility, and certainly not wielding the force of unjust law. If only others would behave that way.
Perry is just another in a long list of globalists waiting to take the reigns of empire. He is a Bildeberger from most reports, and has such great achievements as ordering children to be vaccinated with the HPV vaccine. Of course he now says that was a mistake, but that clearly shows his willingness to exert his power in singular ways "cause he believes". Beliefs are for church, not for government.
He will most likely be the next POTUS, and in 2015 we can all be here bitching about how he has failed to deliver on all his "promises" and yet another white knight who will rise from among the crowd who will finally fix our system.
The no vote is symbolic, but this system demands support from a certain percentage to survive. Hell, they give you a little "I voted" sticker to let you know how great you did. How cute. Just like how your credit score is a badge of honor. Letting you know how well you can wield the power of debt issuance, but unknowingly enslaving the whole society to the banksters.
pods
Wait until they have been elected? Ha! Preach on! They slob some Midwestern corn before the election, then it's New York style until the next cycle. Natural-casing or skinless, bitchez?
Since they're both practicing for Benny Netanyahu, my guess would be skinless...
DOH!
Is that a Hebrew National?
how can a hotdog be kosher?
I meant the other weenie.
http://mycatbirdseat.com/2011/08/philip-giraldi-rick-perry-abuses-his-of...
Looks likee this aint his first rodeo...
Looks likee this aint his first rodeo...
Well than just in case my comment about Bachmann is found to be prejudice, I will use the same comment for Perry.
You can fit like 5 "corndogs" in that mouth
the most telling part of that entire photo is the half profile of the goon on the left wearing the trademark scowl & shades.
totally, that dude is rockin some fresh new kicks!
Damn! ...dude takes it better than Bachman does...
Yeah, but look closely. He's dragging teeth.
Barney Frank is prohibited by his handlers from eating hot dogs in public and from flirting with other men ! Monedas 2011 Comedy Jihad Flukemustard Wienie Pull
The switch hitting son-of-a-bitch.
And let us not forget this is the mindless dumbass
that proposed we invade Mexico and also is responsible
for the death of an innocent man by refusing to
delay his execution until the evidence to clear him
came in. All so he could be seen as "tough on crime"
Rick Perry is a douche bag. I just hope the Republican right does buy his BS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSBXSdoYqvk
Rick Perry's a Bilderberg attendee:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90jfQrb4wAE
to the rick perry 0hedgers (john law lives) this is YOUR guy, finally a wonderful depiction of what rick perry had to do for his handlers.
wait until he is elected he will dick parry that right up your alley.
always hold the stick Rick......i read it in Cosmopolitan
I want to see Perry, with a Texas bull whip, flogging a naked Barney Frank while Barney is giving oral pleasure to farm animals ! Monedas 2011 Gay Men Animal Love Society Rodeo
Where's Marcus Bachmann?
"curing" corn dogs.
Maximus Bachmann from the Tyler posted photo I saw...
here's a link to a piece--perry/palin ticket as a winner for the WH:
http://articles.cnn.com/2011-08-11/opinion/moore.perry.candidate_1_mormons-mitt-romney-governor-perry?_s=PM:OPINION
Apropos for the Gay Old Party
Suck that Bankster-Globalist dong, Perry
You are a worthless corporate whore, NAFTA super highway promoting, Wall Street TBTF bitch...
And according to this photo-op... a worthless _ _ _ _ sucker....
Does this dude whine when he has to swallow? Dja know, he needs cosmetic surgery!
Michelle is prettier and kooky. Glad RP is an ATHEISTIC SOB, we don't don't need a Texas version of Jimmy Swaggart in the WH. Friends in Houston say this ass is dirtier than LBJ was. I am old enough to remember Billie Sol Estes and the oil corner, and the guy who "shot himself in the back with a .22 caliber single shot rifle 7 times..." etc. YEH, dirty.....
Tommorrow his handlers will have him eat a taco.
Will that get equal time?
Eating food is now political suicide?
I'm kinda proud to be on the other side of you high school rejects.