Lest We Be Accused Of Prejudice...

Tyler Durden's picture

What is it about those footlongs: first Bachmann, now Perry... Can they at least wait until they have been elected?

h/t Nolsgrad

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Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Rick Perry is such a duchebag.  He is probably the biggest duchebag on the red ticket right now.

Reese Bobby's picture

It is spelled douche bag:  A vaginal cleanser no woman you ever touched used.

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Is she related to Aleister?  Because if so, she is doing him a disservice.

Helix's picture

Hope you guys just watched "The Daily Show"... They did a whole exposition on how the media just completely ignored Ron Paul... For pretty much forever...
Colbert Report too... Sorta...

Global Hunter's picture

Sure did Paul is catching some real interest.  What is Colbert talking about Parry with an "A"?  I missed that.

Helix's picture

He ran a commercial in Iowa where he wanted all his supporters to write in Perry's name with an A... Dunno if he actually supports him or if he's trying to gauge his influence with his Super Pack... I can't for the life of me see him actually supporting that asshole from Texas...

snowball777's picture

Think of it as an homage to the Koch Bros and their fake absentee ballots in Wisconsin.

 

JohnG's picture

Perry whined to the FEC about that.....

Eireann go Brach's picture

Candy Crawly is so fucking fat she has her own traffic lights!

chumbawamba's picture

He's just proving he can handle his meat every bit as well as Bachmann can.

I just hope they don't have a pissing contest next.  Now THAT would be a mess.

- Chumblez.

TruthInSunshine's picture
by chumbawamba
on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:07
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He's just proving he can handle his meat every bit as well as Bachmann can.

I just hope they don't have a pissing contest next.  Now THAT would be a mess.

- Chumblez.

 

Watersports, bitchez!

 

tip e. canoe's picture

considering Mr. Mitt, that's sayin alot.   i can proudly proclaim that i have yet to hear Perry or Bachmann utter a single word.   gonna try and keep that streak going for as long as possible.

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

The consummate Presidential election:  Who is the "Biggest Douchebag 2012"?

rocker's picture

'Can they at least wait until they have been elected?'     Practice is a very important requirement to get the job done right.

MsCreant's picture

I see where you are going with this, "corporate whore auditions" for the camera.

GS and JP Morgan getting all hot and bothered.

Okay, I understand now. Thanks.

Fish Gone Bad's picture

For all those who might be pornographically challenged, the picture is supposed to suggest the candidate is about to deep throat a porno sized corn dog.  Scenes like that described would probably appear in gay films like Mike does Malibu, or mostly "French" films.

Pure Evil's picture

What next, will we see the Douche Bag In Chief trying to out do Bachmann and Perry by scarfing three or four at a time of various widths and lengths while shoving two or three up his arse hole to garner the GAY vote?

dwdollar's picture

I don't know.  It's a tossup between Perry and Romney.

kito's picture

@lennon   i believe you meant to say rick perry is such a cocksucker

Cursive's picture

@kito

LOL.  He looks like this ain't his first rodeo.

A Lunatic's picture

Hence the stretch marks on his mouth.

Gringo Viejo's picture

Castro District gives this photo 4 snaps! Who's your daddy?

Hugh G Rection's picture

Perry has experience with this.

 

Notice the blank stare in his eyes as he goes somewhere else in his head.  When it comes phallic objects in his mouth its 100% muscle memory.

YukonJake's picture

Dude, this comment literally made me snort beer out my goddamn nose

+1

DaveyJones's picture

Second that. Perhaps Tyler can start a weekly candidate picture post. Seems to bring out the talent.  

OldPhart's picture

If that's a footlong, this guy has mastered eight inches deep without gagging.  Proof of whoredom.

TruthInSunshine's picture

Perry hass gone whole hog, corn dog gobbler.

Bilderberg stoked his appetite.

johnQpublic's picture

looks like a gay porn star doesnt he?

 

how does the christian base feel about his obvious need to suck down the footlong?

LongBalls's picture

In a related story Iowa voters have changed the name of the footlong to the "Bernanke".

Western's picture

This is a very subtle attempt to tell Americans that we are all sucking someone's rather large cock.

.............. be safe, gold and silver condoms bitchez 

Money Squid's picture

bwahahahahahahahahaah.....

Drag Racer's picture

remember it's a footlong so he's got 6 inches buried deep...

e_goldstein's picture

Think the corn dog's name is Glenn Beck?

 

High Plains Drifter's picture

no , it can't be glenn beck. he is in israhole, sucking up this jewish masters right now getting ready for his big , zionist cob slobbing hurah meeting , restoring courage. where we amerikans in order to attend would have to cough up 4000 plus on air fares alone just to be able to go there and show the jews how much we support God's chosen people on stolen land....doncha know....

ElTerco's picture

It's probably Barney Frank(furter)... after all, opposites attract.

FEDbuster's picture

Most likely learned that trick while TX campaign chair for Al Gore.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0811/61428.html

TruthInSunshine's picture

Barney Frank is considering switching aisles based on this photo.

Perry/Frank 2012.

 

...not that there's anything wrong with that (maybe there is or maybe there isn't...God will judge?)

 

*** I try not to eat junk food, but if I ever find myself eating one of these battered, deep fried hot dogs, I'm damn well using a knife and fork.

A Lunatic's picture

*** I try not to eat junk food, but if I ever find myself eating one of these battered, deep fried hot dogs, I'm damn well using a knife and fork

 

LMFAO!

forexskin's picture

*** I try not to eat junk food, but if I ever find myself eating one of these battered, deep fried hot dogs, I'm damn well using a knife and fork.

if it happens to be on the campaign trail, try starting in the middle - at least the ticklish end will drop to the ground - and you'll be off to a good start what with the gubbmint waste thing.


Astute Investor's picture

At least these idiots can't speak when the have a "dog" in their mouths.

Irwin Fletcher's picture

I bet Michelle has learned that skill.

hitbox's picture

mmm. 12 inches of pure 100% gut-rot. Oh wait... in that case, do enjoy. would you like another?

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Sarah's looking a little too thin lately.  She could use one, too.

mynhair's picture

Oweblahma suks.  Footlongs are tasty.  Don't knock it til you try it.

Homophobe.