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What is it about those footlongs: first Bachmann, now Perry... Can they at least wait until they have been elected?

h/t Nolsgrad

 


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Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:39 | Link to Comment caerus
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wtf

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:48 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Rick Perry is such a duchebag.  He is probably the biggest duchebag on the red ticket right now.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:57 | Link to Comment Reese Bobby
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It is spelled douche bag:  A vaginal cleanser no woman you ever touched used.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:06 | Link to Comment damage
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPpco4eMePQ "Candy Crowly Lies About Ron Paul Polls"

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:11 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Is she related to Aleister?  Because if so, she is doing him a disservice.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 02:34 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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Mike does Malibu?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:37 | Link to Comment Helix
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Hope you guys just watched "The Daily Show"... They did a whole exposition on how the media just completely ignored Ron Paul... For pretty much forever...
Colbert Report too... Sorta...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:41 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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Sure did Paul is catching some real interest.  What is Colbert talking about Parry with an "A"?  I missed that.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:54 | Link to Comment Helix
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He ran a commercial in Iowa where he wanted all his supporters to write in Perry's name with an A... Dunno if he actually supports him or if he's trying to gauge his influence with his Super Pack... I can't for the life of me see him actually supporting that asshole from Texas...

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 08:52 | Link to Comment snowball777
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Think of it as an homage to the Koch Bros and their fake absentee ballots in Wisconsin.

 

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 08:57 | Link to Comment JohnG
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Perry whined to the FEC about that.....

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:56 | Link to Comment Eireann go Brach
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Candy Crawly is so fucking fat she has her own traffic lights!

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 07:13 | Link to Comment ZippyBananaPants
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What a fat pig she is.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:07 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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He's just proving he can handle his meat every bit as well as Bachmann can.

I just hope they don't have a pissing contest next.  Now THAT would be a mess.

- Chumblez.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:28 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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by chumbawamba
on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:07
#1565005

 

He's just proving he can handle his meat every bit as well as Bachmann can.

I just hope they don't have a pissing contest next.  Now THAT would be a mess.

- Chumblez.

 

Watersports, bitchez!

 

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:12 | Link to Comment tip e. canoe
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considering Mr. Mitt, that's sayin alot.   i can proudly proclaim that i have yet to hear Perry or Bachmann utter a single word.   gonna try and keep that streak going for as long as possible.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:46 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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The consummate Presidential election:  Who is the "Biggest Douchebag 2012"?

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 00:14 | Link to Comment rocker
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'Can they at least wait until they have been elected?'     Practice is a very important requirement to get the job done right.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 00:21 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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I see where you are going with this, "corporate whore auditions" for the camera.

GS and JP Morgan getting all hot and bothered.

Okay, I understand now. Thanks.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 02:40 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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For all those who might be pornographically challenged, the picture is supposed to suggest the candidate is about to deep throat a porno sized corn dog.  Scenes like that described would probably appear in gay films like Mike does Malibu, or mostly "French" films.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:36 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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What next, will we see the Douche Bag In Chief trying to out do Bachmann and Perry by scarfing three or four at a time of various widths and lengths while shoving two or three up his arse hole to garner the GAY vote?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:15 | Link to Comment dwdollar
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I don't know.  It's a tossup between Perry and Romney.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:22 | Link to Comment kito
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@lennon   i believe you meant to say rick perry is such a cocksucker

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:41 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Tuche

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:48 | Link to Comment Cursive
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@kito

LOL.  He looks like this ain't his first rodeo.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:52 | Link to Comment A Lunatic
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Hence the stretch marks on his mouth.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:52 | Link to Comment Gringo Viejo
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Castro District gives this photo 4 snaps! Who's your daddy?

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:56 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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anyone with a wallet

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:56 | Link to Comment Hugh G Rection
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Perry has experience with this.

 

Notice the blank stare in his eyes as he goes somewhere else in his head.  When it comes phallic objects in his mouth its 100% muscle memory.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 02:52 | Link to Comment YukonJake
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Dude, this comment literally made me snort beer out my goddamn nose

+1

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:59 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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Second that. Perhaps Tyler can start a weekly candidate picture post. Seems to bring out the talent.  

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 05:42 | Link to Comment OldPhart
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If that's a footlong, this guy has mastered eight inches deep without gagging.  Proof of whoredom.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 08:15 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Perry hass gone whole hog, corn dog gobbler.

Bilderberg stoked his appetite.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 07:10 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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looks like a gay porn star doesnt he?

 

how does the christian base feel about his obvious need to suck down the footlong?

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 08:55 | Link to Comment LongBalls
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In a related story Iowa voters have changed the name of the footlong to the "Bernanke".

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:40 | Link to Comment Western
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This is a very subtle attempt to tell Americans that we are all sucking someone's rather large cock.

.............. be safe, gold and silver condoms bitchez 

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:47 | Link to Comment Money Squid
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bwahahahahahahahahaah.....

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:09 | Link to Comment Drag Racer
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remember it's a footlong so he's got 6 inches buried deep...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:12 | Link to Comment e_goldstein
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Think the corn dog's name is Glenn Beck?

 

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:21 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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no , it can't be glenn beck. he is in israhole, sucking up this jewish masters right now getting ready for his big , zionist cob slobbing hurah meeting , restoring courage. where we amerikans in order to attend would have to cough up 4000 plus on air fares alone just to be able to go there and show the jews how much we support God's chosen people on stolen land....doncha know....

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:28 | Link to Comment ElTerco
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It's probably Barney Frank(furter)... after all, opposites attract.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:35 | Link to Comment FEDbuster
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Most likely learned that trick while TX campaign chair for Al Gore.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0811/61428.html

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:40 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Barney Frank is considering switching aisles based on this photo.

Perry/Frank 2012.

 

...not that there's anything wrong with that (maybe there is or maybe there isn't...God will judge?)

 

*** I try not to eat junk food, but if I ever find myself eating one of these battered, deep fried hot dogs, I'm damn well using a knife and fork.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:54 | Link to Comment A Lunatic
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*** I try not to eat junk food, but if I ever find myself eating one of these battered, deep fried hot dogs, I'm damn well using a knife and fork

 

LMFAO!

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:37 | Link to Comment forexskin
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*** I try not to eat junk food, but if I ever find myself eating one of these battered, deep fried hot dogs, I'm damn well using a knife and fork.

if it happens to be on the campaign trail, try starting in the middle - at least the ticklish end will drop to the ground - and you'll be off to a good start what with the gubbmint waste thing.


Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:40 | Link to Comment Astute Investor
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At least these idiots can't speak when the have a "dog" in their mouths.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:52 | Link to Comment Irwin Fletcher
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I bet Michelle has learned that skill.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:42 | Link to Comment hitbox
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mmm. 12 inches of pure 100% gut-rot. Oh wait... in that case, do enjoy. would you like another?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:46 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Sarah's looking a little too thin lately.  She could use one, too.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:42 | Link to Comment mynhair
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Oweblahma suks.  Footlongs are tasty.  Don't knock it til you try it.

Homophobe.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:43 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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Risk management is key in these situations. Or so i hear.

Wed, 08/17/2011 - 11:24 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Don't think I didn't get that.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:43 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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aw hell.............

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:45 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Funny how far politiacians will go to convince the status quo that they are "normal".

"Hey, they are just like you and me!  Except they get paid billions of dollars by campaign contributions....like Barack Obama [cough cough]."

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:46 | Link to Comment Money Squid
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I knew it! I could tell by his squinty eyes!

He likes corn dogs too.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:47 | Link to Comment myne
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When you're vying for SuperPAC dollars, you always have to demonstrate your most relevant skills.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:50 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Was this picture taken at Bohemian Grove?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:56 | Link to Comment GIANTKILR
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No, Hippy Hollow....clothing optional!

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:47 | Link to Comment Id fight Gandhi
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You know someone is going to photoshop this.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:52 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I figured it was.  I figured that was actually George W. Bush's....you know.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:47 | Link to Comment toady
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The dude figured that bitch got ALOT of press with her picture...

Whats good for the goose is good for the gander!

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:55 | Link to Comment fiddler_on_the_roof
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Good one. I like ZH for these caustic comments.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:57 | Link to Comment caerus
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corn dogs are sooo hot right now!

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:40 | Link to Comment gall batter
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real men don't eat hotdogs.  they eat tofurky.  

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:47 | Link to Comment Youri Carma
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So what’s next? This?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:48 | Link to Comment Kali
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Maybe RNC has made weiner sucking a mandatory party plank?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:54 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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If I knew it would be this kind of party I would have shown up with a shotgun.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:05 | Link to Comment tip e. canoe
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"Sheeeeeit, if this gon' be that kinda party i'ma stick my corndog in the mashed potatoes."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ0B6kvFy-k

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:09 | Link to Comment caerus
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lol

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:49 | Link to Comment Cdad
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A.  The pictures are meaningless.

B.  Can someone please explain why everyone is suddenly giddy with joy that this guy is running?  On what is this hope placed?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:55 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Because he is a Texan, and that is suppossed to mean he don't take no shit.  America rules!

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:00 | Link to Comment cbxer55
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There ain't nothing in Texas but steers and queers. And he don't look like no steer.

J.K. folks, so go easy on the rebukes. I live in Oklahoma, and could say the same exact thing about this state.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:10 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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it is a good thing the red river is there to protect us from the pagans in the oklahoma territories.....

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:25 | Link to Comment moonstears
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and on cue: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI 

Hey, didn't Perry go to that burger university, sponsored by CrackDonalds? Or was that a build a burger meeting or two? I cannot remember which. Hmmmnnn, it is to ponder.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 00:02 | Link to Comment Cdad
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Fucking 24 hour news cycle, sound and fury signifying nothing.  Would half of the Fox Network just resign already, and replace your broadcast hours with a nice, finely tuned test  pattern.  Maybe a sign on the screen, "See you in 8 months."

What a bunch of useless people, hyper prattling every fucking day about an election that is very distant.  Get a fucking real job already.  Or maybe cover some useful news, like the take down of the American Republic by banker fucks!  Good lord, doesn't anyone produce anything real anymore?

Yeah, I'd love a job where all I had to do was talk all day long, positing this or that theory with never a concern about being wrong by the next sunrise.  Hey, remember when everyone was all excited about Palwenty?  That was useful now wasn't it?

Fucking useless television politico ass clowns!

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 02:07 | Link to Comment i-dog
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Don't stress. Just ignore anyone showing the slightest interest in the sham election or ANY of the puppet candidates ... because it shows they have an incurable disease.

Concentrate on spreading the word that the Federal Government is the problem, not the solution. Electing yet another one will just prolong the agony (though  I believe they'll cancel the election around August-September next year, anyway).

You'd kinda think, after 112 Congresses and 44 Presidents feasting from the pork barrel, that even semi-conscious people would have caught on by now ... but apparently not!

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 05:42 | Link to Comment Blano
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Amen Cdad!!

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 00:07 | Link to Comment Shirley Wilfahrt
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Fuck yeah!

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:42 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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Shouldn't it be FUCK WHITEY?

I thought hating whitey was back in season, or is it year round now?

LOL

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:02 | Link to Comment Reese Bobby
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Well he seems to be the only candidate to be on record pointing out that Christ is the only hope for America.  But while that appeals to me it would hardly include "everyone."  But I don't think everyone is all that giddy about it.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:11 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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he is just putting on a front for the Christian zionist....

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 00:08 | Link to Comment Cdad
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He is hardly the only candidate with faith.  No, we are just off on the next Fox News Coffee Clutch.  Nobody knows shit about this guy, except I have it on good authority that the guy is a dunce.  Should become apparent with his first debate appearance [IF ONLY they would actually debate].  And then he'll fade, and Fox News will pick a new adulation idol.

The news politicos actually destroy the Republic with their constant yammering...each of them thinking they have the scoop on who is going to win.  Useless, unproductive morons.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 02:15 | Link to Comment i-dog
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No chance at all of Perry fading from the media! ... he's the backup Bilderberg candidate to cover for a potential Obama loss. I've been predicting on here since last year that he'd be the Repug candidate (TPTB would never go into an election with just one captive candidate ... McCain was their backup last time). Bachman, Palin, Paul and others are just there to keep the newspapers and talking heads full of gossip.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:32 | Link to Comment DarkStarDog
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becuz he has an accsennt that sounds like george Dub-bah-ya.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:51 | Link to Comment Bay of Pigs
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The Corndog Ticket.

"We'll go the extra mile...er foot, for the American public" 

Perrry/Bachmann 2012

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:12 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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you put that poon hound in the white house with bachmann and he will be in her panties the first week...

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 00:29 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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That is not a corn cat he is eating in the photo. Dig?

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 00:33 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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If he eats a fish taco tommorrow, will you change your tune?

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 00:56 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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These folks are not just eating them, they are deep throating them, I mean come on, is the thing supposed to split your tonsils and displace your epiglottis?

 

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 01:25 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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I want to see the unedited video.

Throating does not normally lead to biting off chunks.

Would that mean they are closet NOW members?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:51 | Link to Comment fiddler_on_the_roof
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Funny...Hahahahahaha

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:52 | Link to Comment Scroto Gaggins
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Looks like he's battled a few big ones up close b4.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:52 | Link to Comment MelvilleSaysNo
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He's practicing for his AIPAC meetings...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:59 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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yep............

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:00 | Link to Comment Kali
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kosher sausage?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:58 | Link to Comment Revolution_star...
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Damn, I think he relaxed his throat muslces on that one. You don't get them kinda skills sucking those little man corn dogs. Is he warming up for his next fund raiser?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:59 | Link to Comment Galen Slade
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Sure does smell an awfully lot like Ron Paultards around here lately.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:08 | Link to Comment Revolution_star...
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I prefer Ronpublican actually, but if you enjoy corn dogs I understand.

 

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 01:08 | Link to Comment malalingua
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+1

 

I personally think he was offended by the corn dog being shown in such a bad light. 

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:30 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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He likes gold, we like gold.  Is there a problem?

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 00:31 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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AND I CAN PROMISE YOU THERE WILL BE NO PHOTOS OF RON PAUL DEEP THROATING A WEINER SHOWING UP ANYWHERE ON LINE UNLESS IT IS PHOTO SHOPPED.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:59 | Link to Comment Almost Solvent
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Goin' Thru The Big D & Don't Mean Dallas . . .

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 22:59 | Link to Comment caerus
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two words...corn dong

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 00:39 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Just before this photo was taken, him and Timmay were seen smoking meth, bouncing around and off of each other, chanting, "I am corn-hoe-li-o, eee he he he he he!"

They are printing because they "need t.p." for their bung holes.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:00 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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if you think weiner was bad, wait until you find out about this dude.....

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:05 | Link to Comment Reese Bobby
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You know what crazy guy?  I fear you may be right about that.  Any additional color would be appreciated.  And I like what Perry says for the most part.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:06 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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ask robert. he lives in austin. he can tell you the lowdown on this turd.........

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:08 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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..

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:12 | Link to Comment Revolution_star...
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"if you think weiner was bad, wait until you find out about this dude....."

If history serves, He is Republican and religious. That means "what is a 18 year old male, on the campaign bus for 500 Alex."

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 08:11 | Link to Comment YHC-FTSE
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The resident zionists were extolling his virtues on another article about Perry and that's all I need to know about him. 81 lawmakers (and who knows how many civil servants) going to Israel to suck cock and almost nobody gives a damn. The US is doomed. 

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:01 | Link to Comment oogs66
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at least clinton had the decency to lie about it! and he was on the receiving end :)

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:02 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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yeah you know by now that you should lay the thing out horizontally and eat it like an ear of corn.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:02 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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on a side note, i get sick and tired of hearing cnbc put on that puff piece about conrad hilton. oh please, he was such a very religious man etc ....and he was such a hard worker......oh please.......hell, he would still be in west texas if it was not for the fact of him meeting people from the chicago mob in 1946 who put him over the top.......of course they neglect to tell anyone the real story of conrad hilton and his empire made of chicago mob money.......

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:07 | Link to Comment Reese Bobby
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Hey, the mob helped us win WWII for a lot less money than most "companies."  Check it out.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:02 | Link to Comment Religion Explained
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I don't care, I'm voting for this Perry or that Bachmann or both. I can't afford a well stocked bunker so these two represent the last hope that my children will have a chance at having the country I did and the opportunities it afforded me when they grow up. (Ron Paul I love but like a crazy uncle kinda love that you understand and respect when he talks about the FED but kinda try to change the topic when he starts talking about letting twelvers get a nuke.)

But then again, even when noobama is shown the door next election, I might still need a well stocked bunker ... maybe even before then.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:05 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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your only hope is to not vote. 

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:07 | Link to Comment Religion Explained
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Nah dude, you don't vote when you've lost hope ..

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:16 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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no, you are not thinking this thing through. if no one votes the system will collapse because the sheep will see that the emporer has no clothes.

 

also on a side note. there is no hope. so you need to learn to deal with that one. 

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:29 | Link to Comment Religion Explained
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You offer nothing but membership to the tribe of the hopeless, which of course is an aberration of cognitive evolutionary instincts, i.e., unintended complex system behavior.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:50 | Link to Comment pods
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Okay, then surely you can explain the benefits of this system of legalized plunder?

For a vote in this system is a vote FOR the system.  

You make a big old list of the benefits of Bastiat's most perfect system of legalized plunder ever ordained and then we can discuss them.

Until then, big words does not an argument make.

pods

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 01:07 | Link to Comment Religion Explained
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l2plunder? Ha, j/k

And my big words were not an argument for the system, but rather that the tribe of the hopeless is not a tribe any living form would logically want to join, is all.

Short of a big phat war with an "ideal" outcome for the values we hold dear (life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness) you can't change the system overnight. Just how does not voting achieve that? Cuz we live among idiots and at least one of the idiots would vote, then what?

Again the no vote argument is pointless except for the poetic/romantic value.

"Loser pays" in Texas is a nice achievement, at least it shows Perry has not been captured yet by the lawyer "tribe". Is he a sleaze? Sure. Are you perfect? No. Gotta work with what we got.

So what are we going to do about it that has a chance, even if very small, of succeeding?

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 09:51 | Link to Comment pods
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Well I appreciate the reply.  People who have removed their support for this system are not hopeless.  We are hopeful.  Hopeful that this system can fall due to its own weight.  Many have studied this system, and from where the system derives its power.

The power of this system is that so many are beholden to this system that they have to support it.  Through self enslavement through debt we happily surrender to bondage. 

Through removal of our consent, we can collapse this system.  This system relies on perpetual debt growth to survive.  That is why there is such a focus on growth, cause if the system stagnates long enough, it will collapse. Simple math confirms it.  Being out of debt and refusal to issue new debt (which we do whenever we take out a loan, as banks do NOT lend us money, but create it) will force the issue.  This was seen in 2008 when people could no longer expand the debt supply.  The Fed.gov picked up the slack, but they are almost tapped out too.  When that happens, the debt bubble will collapse, taking down everything in it.

As for myself, I am not perfect.  That precludes me from making decisions for those outside of my responsibility, and certainly not wielding the force of unjust law.  If only others would behave that way.

Perry is just another in a long list of globalists waiting to take the reigns of empire.  He is a Bildeberger from most reports, and has such great achievements as ordering children to be vaccinated with the HPV vaccine.  Of course he now says that was a mistake, but that clearly shows his willingness to exert his power in singular ways "cause he believes".  Beliefs are for church, not for government.

He will most likely be the next POTUS, and in 2015 we can all be here bitching about how he has failed to deliver on all his "promises" and yet another white knight who will rise from among the crowd who will finally fix our system.

The no vote is symbolic, but this system demands support from a certain percentage to survive.  Hell, they give you a little "I voted" sticker to let you know how great you did.  How cute.  Just like how your credit score is a badge of honor.  Letting you know how well you can wield the power of debt issuance, but unknowingly enslaving the whole society to the banksters.

pods 

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:03 | Link to Comment Irwin Fletcher
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Wait until they have been elected? Ha! Preach on! They slob some Midwestern corn before the election, then it's New York style until the next cycle. Natural-casing or skinless, bitchez?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:19 | Link to Comment Creepy Lurker
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Since they're both practicing for Benny Netanyahu, my guess would be skinless...

 

DOH!

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:11 | Link to Comment lsbumblebee
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Is that a Hebrew National?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:16 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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how can a hotdog be kosher?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:13 | Link to Comment DarkStarDog
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Looks likee this aint his first rodeo...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:13 | Link to Comment DarkStarDog
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Looks likee this aint his first rodeo...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:18 | Link to Comment 55 men
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Well than just in case my comment about Bachmann is found to be prejudice, I will use the same comment for Perry.

You can fit like 5 "corndogs" in that mouth

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:18 | Link to Comment tip e. canoe
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the most telling part of that entire photo is the half profile of the goon on the left wearing the trademark scowl & shades.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 02:29 | Link to Comment jomama
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totally, that dude is rockin some fresh new kicks!

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:18 | Link to Comment papaswamp
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Damn! ...dude takes it better than Bachman does...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:22 | Link to Comment e_goldstein
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Yeah, but look closely. He's dragging teeth.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:20 | Link to Comment Monedas
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Barney Frank is prohibited by his handlers from eating hot dogs in public and from flirting with other men ! Monedas 2011 Comedy Jihad Flukemustard Wienie Pull

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:21 | Link to Comment Turgid_Member
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The switch hitting son-of-a-bitch.

And let us not forget this is the mindless dumbass
that proposed we invade Mexico and also is responsible
for the death of an innocent man by refusing to
delay his execution until the evidence to clear him
came in. All so he could be seen as "tough on crime"

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:27 | Link to Comment LK
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Rick Perry is a douche bag.  I just hope the Republican right does buy his BS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSBXSdoYqvk

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:35 | Link to Comment holdbuysell
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Rick Perry's a Bilderberg attendee:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90jfQrb4wAE

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:41 | Link to Comment malalingua
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to the rick perry 0hedgers (john law lives) this is YOUR guy, finally a wonderful depiction of what rick perry had to do for his handlers. 

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:44 | Link to Comment besnook
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wait until he is elected he will dick parry that right up your alley.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:46 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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always hold the stick Rick......i read it in Cosmopolitan

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:52 | Link to Comment Monedas
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I want to see Perry, with a Texas bull whip, flogging a naked Barney Frank while Barney is giving oral pleasure to farm animals ! Monedas 2011 Gay Men Animal Love Society Rodeo

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:53 | Link to Comment wcvarones
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Where's Marcus Bachmann?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:56 | Link to Comment gall batter
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"curing" corn dogs.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 00:12 | Link to Comment Problem Is
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Maximus Bachmann from the Tyler posted photo I saw...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:54 | Link to Comment gall batter
Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:59 | Link to Comment pan
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Apropos for the Gay Old Party

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 00:19 | Link to Comment Problem Is
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Suck that Bankster-Globalist dong, Perry
You are a worthless corporate whore, NAFTA super highway promoting, Wall Street TBTF bitch...

And according to this photo-op... a worthless  _ _ _ _ sucker....

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 00:11 | Link to Comment bakken
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Does this dude whine when he has to swallow?   Dja know,  he needs cosmetic surgery!

      Michelle is prettier and kooky.  Glad RP is an ATHEISTIC SOB, we don't don't need a Texas version of Jimmy Swaggart in the WH.  Friends in Houston say this ass is dirtier than LBJ was.  I am old enough to remember Billie Sol Estes and the oil corner, and the guy who "shot himself in the back with a .22 caliber single shot rifle 7 times..."  etc.  YEH,  dirty.....

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 00:24 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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Tommorrow his handlers will have him eat a taco.

Will that get equal time?

Eating food is now political suicide?

I'm kinda proud to be on the other side of you high school rejects.

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