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What is it about those footlongs: first Bachmann, now Perry... Can they at least wait until they have been elected?
h/t Nolsgrad
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no sense of humor.
Looking at his photo again, he looks like a Televangelist whose face lift has fell! Or,like Dick Clark at 85 when nature caught up with his cosmetic surgery! BRRRR! But, by golly, he looks focussed!
Would he gag on John Holmes???
Reminds me of photos of Rush Limbaugh with his penchant for massive cigars... Rush obviously likes the feel of sucking on a hard fat brown rod (which helps explain all those trips to the Dominican Republic).
Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course - unless you are one of the apparently-endless stream of 'moral values' anti-gay crusaders who, upon closer inspection, loves cock (e.g., I agree with Joe Rogan: Marcus Bachmann is camper than a row of pink tents).
As for Ron Paul: if he was going to abolish the government, then I would be on his side. If not, fuck him. The lesser of two evils is still evil, and a smaller, more efficient evil is still evil.
Reminds me of when we decided (in 93 or 94) to run a male candidate for the newly-created position of "Women's Officer" - which had been created more or less specifically for a 'wymmyn' type (Yvette Scholtemeyer, her name was).
The Student Union consitution required that all such positions be subject to an election... so we wanted to run a male engineering student - who would easily have got the vote, and whose first motion would be to abolish the position. (repeat and rinse).
By midday of the day we went agitating, a new edict: only women could be candidates. The system protects itself.
And there's your problem, RonPaulians: only 'safe hands' are ever permitted within spitting distance of the main chair at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
If you think you're going to re-animate the maggot-ridden moribund carcase of freedom by 'reforming' from within the parasitic organism that infested it, then you're kidding yourself worse than those who think that child genital mutilation makes you The Chosen.
Then only war and hopes of a "good" outcome?
Where's that bunker builder folder I put together ...
Edited: Removed extremely funny comments.
That's not funny but then it is.
judge not lest ye be judged
elected or erected?
rick perry has a gay side....
http://salon.glenrose.net/default.asp?view=plink&id=2866
he was caught in bed a few years ago with the texas secretary of state, geoffrey o'conner......
yep, he would make a excellent president and easy to control by blackmailers etc...........
no wonder his wife was threatening to leave him.....this is the same dipstick that was heading up the prayer rally in houston a couple of weeks ago.
The first comment is priceless :-)
See verse later down thread.....
See what Clinton did, now everyones doin the Lewinsky!
Is it just me, or did the DNC and operatives just crash this thread?
Noobama is toast no matter what, give it up fools ...
Seems all they've got is cherry picked photos and fag jokes.
Kinda sad they think that will actually work with the common prole.
I guess they know their base better than I do.
Nah, Tyler just wanted a lil' extra traffic on a slow night ;-)
DNC MY ASS.
Here is a nice Perry Poem: [Can't resist this]
Strange Bed Fellows in Texas in 2004
A Texas RINO Governor named Rick Perry
Got busted bedding his State Secretary.
His wife couldn’t handle
The thought of a scandal
Like Idaho’s “wide stance” Senator Larry!
Perry likes to pray, and talk about straight Texas Honor
But his wife caught him with Secretary of State Geoff Connor.
His wife felt disgraced
That she’d been displaced
‘Cause Rick spent way more time off her than on her!
Soon after the sordid tale hit he press
The Bilderburgers stepped in to suppress
All these gay Perry rumors
Which are electoral tumors
So they brought in “The Rove” for finesse.
Karl issued an immediate repudiation
And arranged Goeff Connor’s resignation
‘Cause the Bilderburg’s goal
Of a Perry Presidential role
Won’t be blocked by Rick’s back door infatuation.
When Perry prays, he’s only playin’ you for a fool
For he only practices the top half of the Golden Rule.
He now awaits his chance
To “widen out” his stance
And be President, offering to push in America’s stool!
Sometimes a corndog is just a corndog. And sometimes it is a big, brown dick. h/t Freud, Carlin
At least it's not a cigar being shoved up a fat intern's vaginal cavity. In the Oval office no less :(
Hey... Smoke em if you got em
I actually feel sorry for this guy. That picture is hilarious - he literally looks like he's imagining something other than a corn dog - eyes all off in la-la-land.
I can't imagine an upside to this kind of paparrazzi treatment that would make it "worth the sacrifice" to me (and my wife and kids.)
Buuut, I really do think the whole she-bang is rigged anyway, so I don't feel that sorry for him and if he's spending time at Bildeburg, then he probably is the next "shoe in" and has done his fair share.
What that picture doesn't show is that Perry can touch his adams apple with the back of that stick, but you gotta' either pay-r-pray to qualify.
Gallup poll: Obama's approval rating 39% ! Barney Frank's approval rating holding steady at 69% ! .............. Obama needs to throw his Gay Dems a little, brown meat ! Maybe surfing in Hawaii in his thong ? Monedas 2011 Barney never acts gay in public ? Obnoxious ? Always !
Tyler, I accuse thee of media bias....not prejudice ! Where's Barney sucking a cream soda ? Monedas 2011 A Comedian who can talk !
That picture of Perry ain't nothing special....I seen one of Barney Frank where he had one in his mouth, one in each hand and one in his ass!
I really don't think that footlong is truly representative of the size of the Hebrew tube meat he will actually be smoking if he is elected. It might be more worthwile to practice on a cocktail wennie; Little Smokies, perhaps.
Take it all deep throat
Mmmmm nothing like Rothschild cock!
"What republicans put in their mouth" - this must be some kind of degenerate fantasy of the left. First we have Libs talking about teabagging, then it's Bachman with a corn dog, and now Perry with a corn dog. Pretty weird fixation.
Everyone just lay off the Republicans (sic.) They are just trying to show Wall Street how good they are, so that Wall Street will elect them.
well anyhow its clear to me that bachman > perry
Scary Perry looks like he could take it all. Wasn't he Al Gore's Tx. cheif for 88 election? I was a liberal before I was a conservitive. Yep we know how that goes. Political hack.
Once again, as I said with Bachmann, if you vote for any of the mainstream oligarchy-approved candidates, you will get what you've always gotten, a foot-long dog up the nether regions.
Whoa, I had thought the folks here were a little smarter, a little less smarmy and culturally dumbed down than other sites. I think Yahoos have more class than most of you folks.
You want a return to the good old America of your forefathers, you might start acting the part. Grow up.
Is that an oil company corndog he's fellating?