To Lever EFSF or Not Lever EFSF, That Is The Question And Whether 'Tis Merkel Or Juncker, It Appears We All Suffer From Uncertainty

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wang (not verified) Oct 6, 2011 11:39 AM

Yesno

Pladizow's picture

Where are all these broke nations getting imaginary money from to establish a magical bail out fund?

Dr. Engali's picture

They are all printing at the same time and throwing everybody off guard. You never know which way to trade because they will switch the story at a moments notice.

wombats's picture

When a woman says "No" she means NO!

Don't you know what NO means?

AldousHuxley's picture

What does it mean when a women says "My little nightstick's going to get a workout tonight"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBxPzhXFT6c

SumSUN's picture

Major Cog dis.

sulfur's picture

stresstest anybody?

wombats's picture

Stress Test?  I'd rather have some Percocet instead.

TradingJoe's picture

last ramp today folks! then we're diving, real deep this time, me think 1010?!?!

SheepDog-One's picture

This is like watching a suspense thriller movie youve already seen 50 times. You know the ending.

Fips_OnTheSpot's picture

Esp in the light that JCT took part in the meeting which outcome Merkel "declared".

Was more intrigued about all the talk about "more control + regulations" on international money flow

vote_libertarian_party's picture

D'OOHHH!!!

 

The bot code is 'uncertainty = buy buy buy'

 

Well, actually, in bot code everything = buy buy buy.

GeneMarchbanks's picture

We're agreeing as we go along... possibly... it's all good maybe

Irelevant's picture

New EU resque programme to be called Schizophrenia.

sabra1's picture

if i were a politician, earning a big fat salary, great pension, and of course inside info on stock markets, i would say whatever necessary to pad my pockets!

CrashisOptimistic's picture

THAT is exactly what is going on, regardless of motivations.

These people have been instructed that news reading algorithms are keyed to certain words the bullish programming wants to hear.  

Agreement.  Cooperation.  Recapitalize the banks.  Provide funding to Greece.  "Default will be avoided".  "Take action".  

Look carefully at the headlines and how these phrases dominate over the past 72 hours.

Zonker's picture

The correct answer is the V bottom is in.  Big money is now buying and ZH is letting another one slip away with doom and gloom instead of trading the market in front of you.  100 handles of profit doesn't ask you how you made it!

SheepDog-One's picture

Go back to Yahoo! Finance. Fuckin idiots talking about their '100 handles' and 'smart money' piss off ya dick.

Fips_OnTheSpot's picture

Replay of "V-Bottom of the hour"

sangell's picture

By the time the EFSF is approved for the new things it will be used for it will have been used up by the things it failed to do before.

SheepDog-One's picture

The lifespan now for all this garbage is 48 hours at the longest.

Blagio's picture

Dear God it's like watching Statler and Waldorf...

nonclaim's picture

They should get a room and leave us alone.

LawsofPhysics's picture

Pass the popcorn, the talking heads are starting to explode.

SheepDog-One's picture

Repackaging the same old bullshit day after day.

SheepDog-One's picture

So now that everyone has learned a severe lesson about madcap leveraging of everything under the sun which got us into this shitstorm in the first place, and promise theyll certainly never do THAT again...their answer now is to take totaly imaginary money and leverage the shit out of it to get them out of it. Wow brilliant, this should end real well.

Fips_OnTheSpot's picture

Not to mention system-media is playing "news" that a leverage would NOT increase our payment/liablity if CALL happens.

prains's picture

double doulble double double double double double triple down baby

Schmuck Raker's picture

Confused?

You won't be, after the next episode of...

"Soap".

totem's picture

And then one in bold type:

MERKEL SAYS GERMANY RETURNING TO DEUTSCHMARK

:-)

Instant Wealth's picture

The usual ON-OFF-ON-OFF strobe light trick, to puzzle Mr. Market.

"Uh .. oh .. everthing is spinning ... I better buy some stocks"

Archimedes's picture

Does anyone know when the next German election is? I am sick of hearing and seeing Angela Merkel!

NuYawkFrankie's picture

 

 

A banker-wanker named Juncker

Took Merckel out in his cluncker,

But when he made a pass

Zee fraulein passed gas,

What else d'you expect from a chunker?

Segestan's picture

Rumor .... Greece cheated; printed euro's and now the other PIGs know the loophole. No control.Euro about to Crash!

JLee2027's picture

Greece is busted, Dexia is too big to absorb. French banks are exposed to both and will also blow up, taking most of Europe's other large banks and some countries with it. Then it comes here to the USA with Morgan Stanley and Bank of America the first to go. 

These guys are all thrashing around dropping impossible solutions trying to buy time  - because they have no solution.   

 

Fips_OnTheSpot's picture

CDS domino will find its way thru.

Got PM? And get RAVIOLI! Domino will happen fast and then no food avail for some days. Get teh fuck prepared.

LongSoupLine's picture

In the meantime, here comes the "3-day rally" sell-side "upgrade" flood.  Gotta keep the lie going just enough to sell off at highest bid possible.

evolutionx's picture

European Central Bank commits suicide

 

Michael Mross (www.mmnews.de) Interview on Russia Today:

 

Our central bank is committing suicide. On the one hand they are helping banks with billions and billions. They are buying junk bonds, billions and billions. I mean, where does this lead to? It is one of the last nails in the coffin of our central bank.

see complete interview:

http://www.mmnews.de/index.php/english-news/8633-european-central-bank-commits-suicide

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