Libyan Oil Fully Liberated On News Gaddafi Dead

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Thu, 10/20/2011 - 07:58 | 1791993 Quintus
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When is the burial at sea due?

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:01 | 1792006 spiral_eyes
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qadaffi has lots of lookalikes.

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:14 | 1792080 jaap
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Days...., not weeks....

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:36 | 1792182 Harlequin001
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Well if anyone needed a face lift, he did...

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 09:28 | 1792453 Harlequin001
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It would be nice to see Obama, big Bush and little Bush, Blair, Kohl and a few others in that position...

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 10:13 | 1792672 PaperWillBurn
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And now Venezuela can take delivery of their gold. Sorry for the delay..we had to get it out of storage

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 11:44 | 1793240 Harlequin001
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and we'll be back to collect it later...

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 09:08 | 1792333 Bicycle Repairman
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The good news = Gaddafi killed.  The bad news = Emmanuel Goldstein escapes.

Film @ 11.

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 09:12 | 1792351 Farcical Aquati...
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+1984

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:15 | 1792086 ZackAttack
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Hidden in plain sight on a US reality show:

http://cheezburger.com/victorf/lolz/View/2813339136

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:16 | 1792090 mayhem_korner
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I just tossed dinner on that image...I mean, is there an "ugliest" list the man is not on?

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:22 | 1792120 dwdollar
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Which one?

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:38 | 1792186 Harlequin001
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He's definately been smacked daft with a twattin' hammer...

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:55 | 1792270 UGrev
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There are only two people on this planet witih lips like his and one sang for Black Sabbath. 

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 09:31 | 1792461 Rumpelstiltskin
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I was on the floor with that one.

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 10:01 | 1792626 CaptA
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I just hope they got that crucial DNA evidence prior to whatever means of quick body disposal they choose to go with. They've already used up "burial at sea", so I am guessing funeral pyre or this one. No doubt some obscure tribe in Libya advocates such a method.

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:44 | 1792219 MolotovCockhead
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Heading for a heavy crash.....desperately needed some good manufactured news to steer the market in the "right" direction!

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:59 | 1792283 Commander Cody
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I disagree.  This news is extremely bullish.

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 12:20 | 1793435 buyingsterling
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Bullish for the cartel. They can get the US war machine to do whatever they want them to do, apparently.

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 12:28 | 1793464 V in PA
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Yeah! That'll teach him and anyone else who thinks they can trade oil in anything but $$$.

Reserve currency bitchez!!

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 09:55 | 1792600 greyghost
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i just want to know if that is herman cain in the background in the picture?????????

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 10:07 | 1792650 Savyindallas
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Why burial at sea? Was Qhaddafi also working for the CIA Al Quada Division? maybe after burial at sea they'll take to to CIA headquarters at langley for a de-breifing and new assignment.

I personally don't think he was a CIA agent, so burial at sea is unlikley. Someone will show us the body.  

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:00 | 1791995 dwdollar
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I heard they found him in a hole like Saddam. How original. The DoD needs some better script writers.

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:05 | 1792035 ZackLo
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Cement shoes BITCHEZ!

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:32 | 1792154 RemiG2010
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If you think you can do better, here is your shot: http://www.defense.gov/dod-hire-script-writers.html

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:45 | 1792216 RemiG2010
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PS At least they've got ZH WB7 class photoshop "dude" there, whether it's DoD or the "Agency"! Hats off.

http://i56.tinypic.com/2uh4fep.gif

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:46 | 1792231 Floordawg
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It's been 15 minutes since your post and the page has already been removed. DoD's on top of things... Like your doorsteps!

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 07:59 | 1791996 danger close here
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Now on the road to democracy. *Laugh*

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 07:59 | 1791999 Irish66
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Where is the gold

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:01 | 1792012 dwdollar
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That shit was melted down and sold long ago.

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:04 | 1792028 Chaffinch
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Gadaffi ate the gold.

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:39 | 1792194 Harlequin001
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It looks like someone beat him around the head with it...

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:47 | 1792235 Janice
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I think that it was all about the gold.  Saddam wanted gold for oil which resulted in death.  Omar Gaddafi wanted gold for oil which resulted in death.  Not saying that these guys didn't deserve it.  But they were put in power by the US of Banks and removed when they no longer adhered to the master plan.

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 09:42 | 1792533 Hephasteus
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Saddamn was put in power by US not gaddafi. Gaddafi is at the beginning of the chain. He will be replaced by a US dictator. That country just went from sucking by being embattled to sucking much worse by being taken over.

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 10:38 | 1792840 Janice
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In August of 1969 King Idris of Libya was in Turkey for medical treatment. On September 1, 1969 a group of about 70 junior Libyan military officers lead by Muammar Gaddafi took the opportunity to stage a bloodless coup d'état. The Movement quickly evolved into the Revolutionary Command Council which on September 7, 1969, announced that it had formed a cabinet to conduct the business of the government of the new republic. The following day, the RCC promoted Captain Muammar al-Gaddafi to colonel and appointed him commander in chief of the Libyan Armed Forces, making him the new de facto head of state.  U.S. government documents from this period show that Libya was the country with the most potential for problems in North Africa.

United States officials recognized that it did not want to tie the U.S. to the authoritarian and corrupt monarchy of King Idris. The United States recognized the Revolutionary Command Council (RCC) as the new government after the September 1969 coup. 

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 09:54 | 1792591 Lord Blankcheck
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Isn't Billary over there?

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 10:45 | 1792873 Rainman
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she arrived with a sackful of millions cash and next day old Moammar turns up dead. efficiency.

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:00 | 1792007 dick cheneys ghost
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Que up Syria, Iran and Pakistan..............

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:01 | 1792009 youngman
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WOUNDS SUFFERED IN CAPTURE ........that is called a shot to the head...

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:03 | 1792021 W_Cuno
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Well, he probably knew too much ...

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:22 | 1792125 ZackAttack
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Sat on a sharp stick. 8 times.

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:50 | 1792248 Nascent_Variable
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I just hope they didn't kill his smoking hot female bodyguards in the process.

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:01 | 1792010 Tense INDIAN
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Hurray for the FREE world

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:01 | 1792011 Saxxon
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The Internet has helped perform a function that is almost sacred - to reveal the machinations of the power holders.

I don't think they can out this Genie back in his bottle, absent pulling the plug on the www entirely like Myanmar.

And of course that has already being discussed.

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:18 | 1792101 Pizza spaghetti...
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Just wait. They'll fix soon the internet nuisance, ops, freedom too. 

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:27 | 1792146 Comay Mierda
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Look out for false flag cyber attacks

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