Lieborgate's Next Casualty: Bob Diamond's Daughter

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Instead of having to fire 1900 people, Deutsche Bank will now have to only let go 1899. The reason: the second most prominent casualty of the Lieborgate scandal is now none other than Bob Diamond's daughter Nell, who made quite a splash in the aftermath of the Barclays Libor manipulation revelations when the social circuit butterfly tweeted that "George Osborne and Ed Miliband can go ahead and #hmd.” As it turns out after graduation from Princeton University in June 2011, and following a stint in UNICEF, the philanthropist, whose twitter profile is riddled with photos of shoes and runway poses, joined Deutsche Bank in November 2011, whether due to her natural curiosity into the minutae of Investment Banking, or for other reasons. Of course, considering her Princeton thesis was on "The Cultural Myth of Female Hair in the Victorian Imagination" (strinkingly comparable to "The Power Of Women's Hair In The Victorian Imagination" but we digress), it likely was the latter. As it turns out, 9 months after joining the firm full time (she had a part-time stint in the summer of 2010, following comparable stints at the Abernathy Macgregor Group, Nantucket Ice Cream Company, Abercrombie and Fitch), the young woman who sold "Rates" products (Libor and other IR derivatives? Surely that would be ironic at a bank which is now front and center into the Lieborgate investigation) at Deutsche Bank has decided to call it quits, in the process saving the job of at least one low level banker who now will not have to be let go because of the lack of an English thesis focusing on Female hair during Victorian times.

From the Telegraph:

Just a month after her father Bob resigned as chief executive of Barclays, his daughter has followed his lead by stepping down from her job at Deutsche Bank.


The Princeton University graduate quit her job on the bank’s institutional rate sales desk in the last few days. She shot to prominence in the days after Barclays was fined £290m for attempting to fix the Libor inter-bank lending rate.

And this is how her professional career, already quite extensive, looked courtesy of her Finra broker profile:

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Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:35 | 2683267 chump666
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I would rather hang with the Mafioso at least they were what they were...crooks and they didn't hide it.

Instead we got these dishonest, hypercritical walking f*cking diseases supported by a cartel of governments and central banks.

Hear that? It's the sound of the guillotines sharpening up...

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:42 | 2683291 engineertheeconomy
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"You didn't tap that"...

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:48 | 2683314 SHEEPFUKKER

I guess daddy's little princess can go back to scooping cones at the ice cream shop now. 

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:55 | 2683336 Central Bankster
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Honestly, if Tyler is this coherent in person, he would have the most brutal smackdowns.  He wouldn't be allowed to many social events, but let me say, I would pay to see her reaction to this.  Someone email or tweet her a link for God's sake.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:57 | 2683343 Neethgie
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she does read ZH lolz.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:03 | 2683351 francis_sawyer
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Bitchez bitchez!

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:13 | 2683381 flacon
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I wonder what Hillary Clinton's daughter (forgot her name) is up to these days. 

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:20 | 2683403 francis_sawyer
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You solved it!... Clinton's daughters name was Frau Blucher...

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:28 | 2683431 markmotive
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Crony capitalism at its best/worst. Fucking nepatism.

Funny how two customer service reps would get fired for dating each other but the big boss has no problems hiring his unqualified daughter over thousands of superior candidates (assuming the job even existed in the first place).



Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:45 | 2683478 chump666
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It's all central banks.

Next protests/riots/revolutions should be aimed 100% at BoE, ECB (of course), The Fed (epicenter).

All three have been responsible for the madness in speculation ala Wall Street and crappy UK/French/German banks.  And hopefully Germany grows balls and realizes that Mario the nut, is sending inflation Germany's way for supporting a useless country/s like Greece and the like...

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 01:47 | 2683914 Hober Mallow
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helped dad get his swagger back!/nelliediamond/media/slideshow?

cutie-good girl, isn't she?

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 01:21 | 2683896 A Nanny Moose
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What Knockers!!!

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 01:53 | 2683915 CompassionateFascist
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Perhaps she'll get a page @ 

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 06:06 | 2684031 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:22 | 2683415 ghengis86
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she's up to one former GS jew banker a night, which is infinity more than her mother has ever gotten and almost the same amount less than her father ever got on a slow day.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 23:05 | 2683642 JohnG
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Mon, 08/06/2012 - 23:15 | 2683659 JohnG
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Tue, 08/07/2012 - 00:09 | 2683786 Uncle Remus
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Thanks. The nightmares are back.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:14 | 2683384 Its_the_economy...
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At this point, most of the time, you are so far out there it's scary. But, I have to have a sense of humor.....sometimes.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:56 | 2683340 mick68
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 Dumbass bitch. Waste of air and water that could be use to keep pigs alive, what a shame.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:39 | 2683458 Freddie
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The ice cream shop gig was the only real job she ever had and it lasted a month.  She can always do porn like Kim Kardashian or be a prostitute like Octomom is now doing.   Being a whore is like being a bankster.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:13 | 2683525 CCanuck
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Being a whore is being a Bankster.

Fixed it for ya.


Tue, 08/07/2012 - 01:39 | 2683910 zhandax
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You have that backward; there is no commutative property there.  I know a lot of whores who aren't banksters, but no banksters who are not whores.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 00:10 | 2683790 Uncle Remus
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Maybe she was working on her technique...

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:58 | 2683632 Agent P
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There's always vampire movies...that's one pasty white bitch!

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:08 | 2683367 chump666
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Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:46 | 2683308 sunaJ
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The elite will destroy themselves when all is said and done, as the survival part of our brains finally wakes up and realizes how absurdly some have existed. Short cake. Long bread.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:41 | 2683459 lizzy36
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The survival part of most peoples brains is literally being smothered by fat.

As long as people are not starving nothing changes. 

When one reads about revolution, about the anger that drives action, at its core it is always about hunger. So the kleptocrats have made sure that the bottom 80% have a massive buffer against starvation, and also continue to provide massive amounts of crappy quality calories.

Nothing changes until people (lots of them) start going hungry.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:46 | 2683482 TrainWreck1
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and you take away their ssri/soma & circuses.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 02:45 | 2683937 Herd Redirectio...
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opiates FTW!

Food stamps are designed to co-opt the part of the population most likely to participate in grassroots revolution IMO.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:23 | 2683538 Ragnar24
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On an unrelated note, it looks like the Diamond residence is next to the Tiehack Express lift (Buttermilk mountain):

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:35 | 2683268 Neethgie
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Nell got there entirely on the back of her own efforts and had nothing whatsoever to do with her father, just like george bush jnr.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:43 | 2683299 knukles
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She didn't build them titties.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:15 | 2683391 Its_the_economy...
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Oh yeah, and you're funny too.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:16 | 2683392 flacon
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Pyramid scheme tits. Remove the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder and they collapse.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 23:17 | 2683667 GMadScientist
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Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:47 | 2683309 ghengis86
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oh, she's gotten a lot of places entirely on her back

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:59 | 2683346 oddjob
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She mopped her way to the top.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 02:28 | 2683927 CompassionateFascist
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"work here, and you'll clean up"

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:36 | 2683275 chump666
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"UNICEF" hahahahahahaha

ah sh*t...


Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:37 | 2683279 fuu
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She didn't build that CV, someone built it for her.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:37 | 2683280 Temporalist
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She's a vampire squid!  Can't even get a photo of her.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:30 | 2683416 Nikao7
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From her facebook page.....looking down upon the peasants hehe

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:35 | 2683449 Nikao7
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p.s. I messaged her a link to this article :)

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:38 | 2683281 Beam Me Up Scotty
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What a fucking joke this world has become!

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:59 | 2683347 Dr. Engali
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It's always been a joke. Just a new cast of characters.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:27 | 2683427 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Well, the latest cast of characters has taken the bullshit to a whole new level.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:37 | 2683579 JLee2027
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Royal palaces were pretty crazy when Kings were still in power.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:39 | 2683285 Rover
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Somebody cashed in their Citi rewards points?

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