Lieborgate's Next Casualty: Bob Diamond's Daughter

Tyler Durden's picture

Instead of having to fire 1900 people, Deutsche Bank will now have to only let go 1899. The reason: the second most prominent casualty of the Lieborgate scandal is now none other than Bob Diamond's daughter Nell, who made quite a splash in the aftermath of the Barclays Libor manipulation revelations when the social circuit butterfly tweeted that "George Osborne and Ed Miliband can go ahead and #hmd.” As it turns out after graduation from Princeton University in June 2011, and following a stint in UNICEF, the philanthropist, whose twitter profile is riddled with photos of shoes and runway poses, joined Deutsche Bank in November 2011, whether due to her natural curiosity into the minutae of Investment Banking, or for other reasons. Of course, considering her Princeton thesis was on "The Cultural Myth of Female Hair in the Victorian Imagination" (strinkingly comparable to "The Power Of Women's Hair In The Victorian Imagination" but we digress), it likely was the latter. As it turns out, 9 months after joining the firm full time (she had a part-time stint in the summer of 2010, following comparable stints at the Abernathy Macgregor Group, Nantucket Ice Cream Company, Abercrombie and Fitch), the young woman who sold "Rates" products (Libor and other IR derivatives? Surely that would be ironic at a bank which is now front and center into the Lieborgate investigation) at Deutsche Bank has decided to call it quits, in the process saving the job of at least one low level banker who now will not have to be let go because of the lack of an English thesis focusing on Female hair during Victorian times.

From the Telegraph:

Just a month after her father Bob resigned as chief executive of Barclays, his daughter has followed his lead by stepping down from her job at Deutsche Bank.

 

The Princeton University graduate quit her job on the bank’s institutional rate sales desk in the last few days. She shot to prominence in the days after Barclays was fined £290m for attempting to fix the Libor inter-bank lending rate.

And this is how her professional career, already quite extensive, looked courtesy of her Finra broker profile:

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chump666's picture

I would rather hang with the Mafioso at least they were what they were...crooks and they didn't hide it.

Instead we got these dishonest, hypercritical walking f*cking diseases supported by a cartel of governments and central banks.

Hear that? It's the sound of the guillotines sharpening up...

SHEEPFUKKER's picture

I guess daddy's little princess can go back to scooping cones at the ice cream shop now. 

Central Bankster's picture

Honestly, if Tyler is this coherent in person, he would have the most brutal smackdowns.  He wouldn't be allowed to many social events, but let me say, I would pay to see her reaction to this.  Someone email or tweet her a link for God's sake.

flacon's picture

I wonder what Hillary Clinton's daughter (forgot her name) is up to these days. 

francis_sawyer's picture

You solved it!... Clinton's daughters name was Frau Blucher...

markmotive's picture

Crony capitalism at its best/worst. Fucking nepatism.

Funny how two customer service reps would get fired for dating each other but the big boss has no problems hiring his unqualified daughter over thousands of superior candidates (assuming the job even existed in the first place).

http://www.planbeconomics.com/

 

 

chump666's picture

It's all central banks.

Next protests/riots/revolutions should be aimed 100% at BoE, ECB (of course), The Fed (epicenter).

All three have been responsible for the madness in speculation ala Wall Street and crappy UK/French/German banks.  And hopefully Germany grows balls and realizes that Mario the nut, is sending inflation Germany's way for supporting a useless country/s like Greece and the like...

Theosebes Goodfellow's picture

NEEEEIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ghengis86's picture

she's up to one former GS jew banker a night, which is infinity more than her mother has ever gotten and almost the same amount less than her father ever got on a slow day.

Uncle Remus's picture

Thanks. The nightmares are back.

Its_the_economy_stupid's picture

At this point, most of the time, you are so far out there it's scary. But, I have to admit...you have a sense of humor.....sometimes.

mick68's picture

 

 Dumbass bitch. Waste of air and water that could be use to keep pigs alive, what a shame.

Freddie's picture

The ice cream shop gig was the only real job she ever had and it lasted a month.  She can always do porn like Kim Kardashian or be a prostitute like Octomom is now doing.   Being a whore is like being a bankster.

CCanuck's picture

Being a whore is being a Bankster.

Fixed it for ya.

CC

zhandax's picture

You have that backward; there is no commutative property there.  I know a lot of whores who aren't banksters, but no banksters who are not whores.

Uncle Remus's picture

Maybe she was working on her technique...

Agent P's picture

There's always vampire movies...that's one pasty white bitch!

sunaJ's picture

The elite will destroy themselves when all is said and done, as the survival part of our brains finally wakes up and realizes how absurdly some have existed. Short cake. Long bread.

lizzy36's picture

The survival part of most peoples brains is literally being smothered by fat.

As long as people are not starving nothing changes. 

When one reads about revolution, about the anger that drives action, at its core it is always about hunger. So the kleptocrats have made sure that the bottom 80% have a massive buffer against starvation, and also continue to provide massive amounts of crappy quality calories.

Nothing changes until people (lots of them) start going hungry.

TrainWreck1's picture

and you take away their ssri/soma & circuses.

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

opiates FTW!

Food stamps are designed to co-opt the part of the population most likely to participate in grassroots revolution IMO.

Ragnar24's picture

On an unrelated note, it looks like the Diamond residence is next to the Tiehack Express lift (Buttermilk mountain):

Neethgie's picture

Nell got there entirely on the back of her own efforts and had nothing whatsoever to do with her father, just like george bush jnr.

knukles's picture

She didn't build them titties.

Its_the_economy_stupid's picture

Oh yeah, and you're funny too.

flacon's picture

Pyramid scheme tits. Remove the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder and they collapse.

ghengis86's picture

oh, she's gotten a lot of places entirely on her back

oddjob's picture

She mopped her way to the top.

CompassionateFascist's picture

"work here, and you'll clean up"

chump666's picture

"UNICEF" hahahahahahaha

ah sh*t...

 

fuu's picture

She didn't build that CV, someone built it for her.

Temporalist's picture

She's a vampire squid!  Can't even get a photo of her.

Nikao7's picture

From her facebook page.....looking down upon the peasants hehe

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b129/jut74/nell.jpg

Nikao7's picture

p.s. I messaged her a link to this article :)

Beam Me Up Scotty's picture

What a fucking joke this world has become!

Dr. Engali's picture

It's always been a joke. Just a new cast of characters.

Beam Me Up Scotty's picture

Well, the latest cast of characters has taken the bullshit to a whole new level.

JLee2027's picture

Royal palaces were pretty crazy when Kings were still in power.

Rover's picture

Somebody cashed in their Citi rewards points?