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Lieborgate's Next Casualty: Bob Diamond's Daughter

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Instead of having to fire 1900 people, Deutsche Bank will now have to only let go 1899. The reason: the second most prominent casualty of the Lieborgate scandal is now none other than Bob Diamond's daughter Nell, who made quite a splash in the aftermath of the Barclays Libor manipulation revelations when the social circuit butterfly tweeted that "George Osborne and Ed Miliband can go ahead and #hmd.” As it turns out after graduation from Princeton University in June 2011, and following a stint in UNICEF, the philanthropist, whose twitter profile is riddled with photos of shoes and runway poses, joined Deutsche Bank in November 2011, whether due to her natural curiosity into the minutae of Investment Banking, or for other reasons. Of course, considering her Princeton thesis was on "The Cultural Myth of Female Hair in the Victorian Imagination" (strinkingly comparable to "The Power Of Women's Hair In The Victorian Imagination" but we digress), it likely was the latter. As it turns out, 9 months after joining the firm full time (she had a part-time stint in the summer of 2010, following comparable stints at the Abernathy Macgregor Group, Nantucket Ice Cream Company, Abercrombie and Fitch), the young woman who sold "Rates" products (Libor and other IR derivatives? Surely that would be ironic at a bank which is now front and center into the Lieborgate investigation) at Deutsche Bank has decided to call it quits, in the process saving the job of at least one low level banker who now will not have to be let go because of the lack of an English thesis focusing on Female hair during Victorian times.

From the Telegraph:

Just a month after her father Bob resigned as chief executive of Barclays, his daughter has followed his lead by stepping down from her job at Deutsche Bank.

 

The Princeton University graduate quit her job on the bank’s institutional rate sales desk in the last few days. She shot to prominence in the days after Barclays was fined £290m for attempting to fix the Libor inter-bank lending rate.

And this is how her professional career, already quite extensive, looked courtesy of her Finra broker profile:

 

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Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:35 | 2683267 chump666
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I would rather hang with the Mafioso at least they were what they were...crooks and they didn't hide it.

Instead we got these dishonest, hypercritical walking f*cking diseases supported by a cartel of governments and central banks.

Hear that? It's the sound of the guillotines sharpening up...

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:42 | 2683291 engineertheeconomy
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"You didn't tap that"...

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:48 | 2683314 SHEEPFUKKER
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I guess daddy's little princess can go back to scooping cones at the ice cream shop now. 

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:55 | 2683336 Central Bankster
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Honestly, if Tyler is this coherent in person, he would have the most brutal smackdowns.  He wouldn't be allowed to many social events, but let me say, I would pay to see her reaction to this.  Someone email or tweet her a link for God's sake.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:57 | 2683343 Neethgie
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she does read ZH lolz.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:03 | 2683351 francis_sawyer
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Bitchez bitchez!

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:13 | 2683381 flacon
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I wonder what Hillary Clinton's daughter (forgot her name) is up to these days. 

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:20 | 2683403 francis_sawyer
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You solved it!... Clinton's daughters name was Frau Blucher...

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:28 | 2683431 markmotive
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Crony capitalism at its best/worst. Fucking nepatism.

Funny how two customer service reps would get fired for dating each other but the big boss has no problems hiring his unqualified daughter over thousands of superior candidates (assuming the job even existed in the first place).

http://www.planbeconomics.com/

 

 

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:45 | 2683478 chump666
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It's all central banks.

Next protests/riots/revolutions should be aimed 100% at BoE, ECB (of course), The Fed (epicenter).

All three have been responsible for the madness in speculation ala Wall Street and crappy UK/French/German banks.  And hopefully Germany grows balls and realizes that Mario the nut, is sending inflation Germany's way for supporting a useless country/s like Greece and the like...

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 01:47 | 2683914 Hober Mallow
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helped dad get his swagger back

https://twitter.com/#!/nelliediamond/media/slideshow?url=http%3A%2F%2Fyfrog.com%2Fgybw4duzj

cutie-good girl, isn't she?

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 01:21 | 2683896 A Nanny Moose
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What Knockers!!!

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 01:53 | 2683915 CompassionateFascist
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Perhaps she'll get a page @ http://seductivejewess.wordpress.com. 

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 06:06 | 2684031 Theosebes Goodfellow
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NEEEEIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:22 | 2683415 ghengis86
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she's up to one former GS jew banker a night, which is infinity more than her mother has ever gotten and almost the same amount less than her father ever got on a slow day.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 23:05 | 2683642 JohnG
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https://twitter.com/#!/search/chelsea%20clinton

 

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 23:15 | 2683659 JohnG
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DP WTF?

 

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 00:09 | 2683786 Uncle Remus
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Thanks. The nightmares are back.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:14 | 2683384 Its_the_economy...
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At this point, most of the time, you are so far out there it's scary. But, I have to admit...you have a sense of humor.....sometimes.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:56 | 2683340 mick68
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 Dumbass bitch. Waste of air and water that could be use to keep pigs alive, what a shame.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:39 | 2683458 Freddie
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The ice cream shop gig was the only real job she ever had and it lasted a month.  She can always do porn like Kim Kardashian or be a prostitute like Octomom is now doing.   Being a whore is like being a bankster.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:13 | 2683525 CCanuck
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Being a whore is being a Bankster.

Fixed it for ya.

CC

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 01:39 | 2683910 zhandax
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You have that backward; there is no commutative property there.  I know a lot of whores who aren't banksters, but no banksters who are not whores.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 00:10 | 2683790 Uncle Remus
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Maybe she was working on her technique...

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:58 | 2683632 Agent P
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There's always vampire movies...that's one pasty white bitch!

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:08 | 2683367 chump666
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lol

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:46 | 2683308 sunaJ
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The elite will destroy themselves when all is said and done, as the survival part of our brains finally wakes up and realizes how absurdly some have existed. Short cake. Long bread.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:41 | 2683459 lizzy36
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The survival part of most peoples brains is literally being smothered by fat.

As long as people are not starving nothing changes. 

When one reads about revolution, about the anger that drives action, at its core it is always about hunger. So the kleptocrats have made sure that the bottom 80% have a massive buffer against starvation, and also continue to provide massive amounts of crappy quality calories.

Nothing changes until people (lots of them) start going hungry.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:46 | 2683482 TrainWreck1
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and you take away their ssri/soma & circuses.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 02:45 | 2683937 Herd Redirectio...
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opiates FTW!

Food stamps are designed to co-opt the part of the population most likely to participate in grassroots revolution IMO.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:23 | 2683538 Ragnar24
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On an unrelated note, it looks like the Diamond residence is next to the Tiehack Express lift (Buttermilk mountain):

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:35 | 2683268 Neethgie
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Nell got there entirely on the back of her own efforts and had nothing whatsoever to do with her father, just like george bush jnr.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:43 | 2683299 knukles
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She didn't build them titties.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:15 | 2683391 Its_the_economy...
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Oh yeah, and you're funny too.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:16 | 2683392 flacon
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Pyramid scheme tits. Remove the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder and they collapse.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 23:17 | 2683667 GMadScientist
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Rehypothecated.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:47 | 2683309 ghengis86
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oh, she's gotten a lot of places entirely on her back

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:59 | 2683346 oddjob
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She mopped her way to the top.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 02:28 | 2683927 CompassionateFascist
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"work here, and you'll clean up"

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:36 | 2683275 chump666
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"UNICEF" hahahahahahaha

ah sh*t...

 

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:37 | 2683279 fuu
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She didn't build that CV, someone built it for her.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:37 | 2683280 Temporalist
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She's a vampire squid!  Can't even get a photo of her.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:30 | 2683416 Nikao7
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From her facebook page.....looking down upon the peasants hehe

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b129/jut74/nell.jpg

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:35 | 2683449 Nikao7
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p.s. I messaged her a link to this article :)

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:38 | 2683281 Beam Me Up Scotty
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What a fucking joke this world has become!

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:59 | 2683347 Dr. Engali
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It's always been a joke. Just a new cast of characters.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:27 | 2683427 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Well, the latest cast of characters has taken the bullshit to a whole new level.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:37 | 2683579 JLee2027
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Royal palaces were pretty crazy when Kings were still in power.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:39 | 2683285 Rover
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Somebody cashed in their Citi rewards points?

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:44 | 2683471 Poor Grogman
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Now they are even more fooked..

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:42 | 2683287 Zola
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THIS is why i read ZH !!!  Hahahah, Cronyism at its BEST

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:42 | 2683296 Nick the Greek
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That evil vampire beyotch.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:44 | 2683303 Dead Canary
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Off topic:

Progress for the Mars rover were halted today when the $10 billion probe was brought online and NASA scientists discovered a parking boot had been clamped to one of the wheels. Outraged officials exclaimed:
"How are we going to be able to prove life exists on mars with the rover immobilized! This is a disaster for science."

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:00 | 2683344 cbxer55
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Are you for real?

Or are you just being facetious?

Hopefully the latter. If there really is a parking boot on a $10 billion dollar one way probe, I hope someone hangs for it. I've lost track of how many nooses are going to be needed sometime in the future. Purchase stocks in rope manufacturers? What would Maria Fartiromo say? ;-)

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:45 | 2683479 Dead Canary
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Uh, no. You see the boot was put on by the Martians. Duh!

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 02:33 | 2683930 CompassionateFascist
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"Martians"? According to Edward C. Hoagland, one of the surpressed NASA pix shows two beer cans and a rubber. 

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:44 | 2683304 Cabreado
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Strange thing, naming your daughter "Nell Diamond."

I bet she and her father sing a rousing duet of "America."

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:02 | 2683349 cbxer55
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Longpeter Serenade??

ERR!

Meant Longfellow Serenade.  ;-)

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:00 | 2683305 Arvo Particleboard
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Dearest Nell,

 

I'll hold yours if you'll hold mine.

 

Sincerely,

George Osborne

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:46 | 2683307 Bill D. Cat
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She got the crazy eyes .

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:47 | 2683483 Sparkey
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Please, a little empathy folks, It really can't be easy to be a rich man's child, some manage it with aplomb but others, perhaps not so well!

Poor Daddy didn't get his 20 Million Pound bonus this year, it must be difficult to keep up appearances and deal with the financial stress!

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:49 | 2683318 Dr. Engali
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Yeah with those eyes she's at least a 12 pack, or 10 shooters of crown. Maybe both.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:09 | 2683369 TrainWreck1
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+ two bags & earplugs

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:44 | 2683467 Central Bankster
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ouch!

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:14 | 2683383 Bill D. Cat
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Tequilla would have to be involved .

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:18 | 2683399 Its_the_economy...
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Please stop. it hurts.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:49 | 2683319 Squid Vicious
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typical j nepotism

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:13 | 2683524 youngman
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I was wondering who got her the ice cream job????

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 03:55 | 2683979 Sandmann
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She probably tried it first in BJs  (Ben & Jerry ?)

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:51 | 2683324 Arkilokoos
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not to be confused with:

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:53 | 2683329 ArsoN
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owww... but DBAG was such a good place for her.  

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:53 | 2683330 CharliePrince
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another top notch banker bites the big one

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:53 | 2683331 chistletoe
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looks jis like cracklin Rosie to me....

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:56 | 2683339 Neethgie
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funny thing is she does actually read ZH....

 

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:05 | 2683357 NidStyles
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Oh I hope so..

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:09 | 2683371 Neethgie
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https://twitter.com/nelliediamond

loads of zh retweets.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 02:38 | 2683933 CompassionateFascist
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That pic. knee-high black boots w stiletto heels...mesh stockings....short, tight skirt...etc. She may well get a page at TSJ.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 07:00 | 2684048 NidStyles
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Just another dime a dozen hoe. 

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:56 | 2683341 TrainWreck1
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hmd?

hold my dick?

 

 

 

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:24 | 2683551 SheepDog-One
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Nellie has a dick? Kooky, man.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:33 | 2683570 TrainWreck1
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whoa Nelly!

Seriously, all the kids are getting them these days. Or whatever parts they didn't have.

Hell, they are giving them away in Manhattan tomorrow:

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/07/business/media/trojan-vibrations-giveaways-in-manhattan-via-hot-dog-carts.html

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 20:57 | 2683342 max2205
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Wise move...

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:05 | 2683353 Irelevant
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One of her tweets reads: No one in the world I admire more than my dad. 16yrs building Barclays. Shame to see the mistakes of few tarnish the hard work of so many.

Hei Nell, go fuck yourself!

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:49 | 2683444 Cabreado
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Irelevant,

I replied to a comment of yours (not the one above), and your comment and my reply have disappeared.

Just so (you) know.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 03:33 | 2683963 Irelevant
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I can see that...

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:05 | 2683355 NidStyles
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Now isn't she special... If she does read this, I hope she reads this thread, so she can read how useless I think she is.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:13 | 2683378 ItsDanger
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Like I've said before, this shit runs deep around the world.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:23 | 2683417 dolph9
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Who knew the JAPs would be sacrificed.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:27 | 2683426 Mr Drysdale
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She worked at A&F a MONTH !?!

Seriously, we don't even ask peoples names until they have been here more than 3 months.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 07:02 | 2684049 NidStyles
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After three months you'd think you'd learn how to read their nametag instead...

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:33 | 2683441 q99x2
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Some elite are relatively decent due to lack of insight. She gets lumped in with those flukes of nature. Not all are as evil as their parents.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:52 | 2683497 Totentänzerlied
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Useful idiots. With useful lady-bits ... actually, because of useful lady-bits.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:58 | 2683504 TrainWreck1
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The only spawning that is done is by arrangement. To cement alliances and build, protect & meld wealth.

Once suitable heirs are sired/squirted, both parties are free to go about their seperate (except for charity appearances) ways.

 

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:48 | 2683486 reader2010
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What really frightens the banksters is that the Iranians do hang the banksters in Tehran. That's why Iran is one of the "Axis of Evil" countries.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:06 | 2683489 mobtown
Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:47 | 2683606 otto skorzeny
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looks like a dirty little fat-faced jewess on the lookout for a black todger

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:51 | 2683492 americanspirit
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This overweight intellectual midget who has in her short lifetime already consumed far more than her share of the planet's resources must at some level understand what a sham her life is. There is absolutely nothing she can do to redeem herself - may she die a prolonged and terrible death at an age that, bless her black little heart, she will no doubt consider "far too young". What a piece of human garbage.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 06:48 | 2684044 memyselfiu
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come on.....tell us how you really feel

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:03 | 2683505 Fix It Again Timmy
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Genetics usually is pretty efficient at trimming Elitist fat tails. From the looks of Diamond's daughter, that fat tail is about to be hit with a "wood chipper"...

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:11 | 2683522 wang (not verified)
Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:15 | 2683529 tony bonn
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i am she could replace the asshole bill buckley on a firing line revival....with her first guest paris hilton and kim kardashian

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:20 | 2683535 Kiwi Pete
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I hear there's a job going at Barclays she could apply for...

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:21 | 2683539 Zero-risk bias
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Poor thing. Now go scoop Icecream, or make coffee at Unicef. Bitch.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:22 | 2683547 SheepDog-One
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She does have some pretty funny Tweets and ZH Tweets too...looks like she might be a fun chick I wonder if she'd like a nice Cosby Sweater some evening?

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 00:17 | 2683801 Uncle Remus
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pearl necklace

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:33 | 2683565 delacroix
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.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:42 | 2683586 Arnold Ziffel
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"Ms. Diamond could not be reached for comment."

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 22:42 | 2683592 Missiondweller
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Ouch! Remind me to never get on the bad side of Tyler!

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 23:05 | 2683643 JohnKozac
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Sounds like she would fit in perfectly in the State department....head of "TD" -- Tweet Diplomacy, perhaps.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 23:07 | 2683648 FischerBlack
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Pale, white, vampire squidlette.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 23:20 | 2683679 GMadScientist
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Apparently someone forgot to tell the little bitch that she's not bullet-proof and still quite flammable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U0HPa_WFck

You can't write shit this stupid.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 23:20 | 2683680 Jumbotron
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Is that tuna I smell.....or rank nepotism?

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 23:39 | 2683721 SqueekyFromm
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OH, this needs an Irish Poem:

 

Barber'ed By Barclays

"WTF???" said the Board, "She knows 'Hair' ???"

While her father said, "Oh, but contraire!!!"

For how else can you cut,

All the way to the nut

Unless you first know what is there.

 

Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

 

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 00:14 | 2683792 Uncle Remus
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That look in the photo - it's like she's thinking "Shit, who popped out, Ben or Wa?"

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 00:19 | 2683803 Elmer Fudd
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I'd tap it.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 00:27 | 2683813 Schmuck Raker
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Now we know who Citi had in mind.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 00:40 | 2683844 indio007
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We care about this chick why?

People at the Telegraph should tarred and feathered for reprinting her banial tweets.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 03:54 | 2683977 Sandmann
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How can tweets from the Deutsche Bank Employee about the Chancellor of the Exchequer be banal ? Especially when she is the daughter of a Big Swinging Dick at Barclays who squeezed British regulators to allow him to buy Lehman Bros. and was no doubt instrumental in pushing for Barclays to buy ABN-AMRO until Barclays share price tanked and RBS got the Booby Prize.

I think it is essential that we see the Diamond + 1 Generation as it makes its name in global banking. I expect to see a comment in the Deutsche Bank Annual Report and expect Jain and Paul Achleitner to comment

 

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 00:52 | 2683856 The Alarmist
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Alas, it won't save a junior banker ... Deutsche will simply use the freed up funds to buy more art for its offices. It's what they do.  

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 01:19 | 2683891 chump666
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Yo Nellie

You go mental...like my girl Patty. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Patty_Hearst.jpg

 

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 01:20 | 2683893 Dubaibanker
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HAHAHAHAHAHA....Cannot stop laughing reading this.....But isn't this normal? Daddy has to find a job for the darling daughter...Merit be damned!

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 03:44 | 2683971 AXKIII
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This article was a cheap shot and completely unecessary... I do think that those who screw up ought to be publicly criticised, and this girl's father certainly deserves such criticism. But why are you attacking her? Do you have any proof of her doing anything wrong? 

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 04:01 | 2683981 toomanyfakecons...
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Another Ivy League coed gone wrong... now she dances to the thong song.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 05:45 | 2684020 writingsonthewall
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I hope you can all see the problem.

 

I work in finance and I am surrounded by idiots like this broad - men too.

 

They have convinced themselves that their 'paid for education' is superior and too many clowns take their CV and don't even question the intelligence of these morons.

 

I was not surprised when the banks collapsed and I won't be surprised when it happens again.

 

I hope the rest of the world wakes up from this slumber - let me make this absolutely clear for you.

 

The people at the top are fucking idiots - stop allowing them to run the ship into the ground.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 09:55 | 2684368 awakening
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+100, That there IMHO; my fellow plebes outside of their exclusive club, is the point Tyler is trying to make.

Scary news indeed it is to know that the fate of the Global Financial System (or exciting if you recognise it for the same Ponzi scheme as I do) is in the hands of such people (including this particular addition sometime in the future, unless we finally reach the dead end of Can Kickin' Road ).

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 08:13 | 2684109 Itch
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Victorian imaginations... the classic prerequisite for investment banking, its right up there with a PhD in medieval dancing, or Bob Dylan’s kazoo playing technique circa 1970-1979 . I suppose its worthless becoming angry. Tell an investment bank you have been trading FX for 6 years and they treat you like a HIV infected maniac threatening them with a syringe full of dirty blood, but tell them you have been doing lunch, shopping and sponging off your parents while pretending to be interesting for 4 years, and they hire you on the spot.  In the name of fuck, thank god they don’t allow guns over here, the urge to put one in my mouth would be too great.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 08:20 | 2684127 TrainWreck1
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Tell an investment bank (or any company for that matter) that 'my daddy is the boss' and they not only hire you, they put you in charge of marketing.

A few decades later, presuming you have no other sentient siblings, you become Prez & CEO, daddy 'retires' to Chairman, and when he finally kicks off you get the chance to destroy what is left of the company*

 

 

*which has already lost their best talent, seeing that blood is the only way to the top

 

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 09:48 | 2684324 monad
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Yet another fine example of the formal education system doing what it does best: fleecing leets, and preying on their bright eyed, innocent children, turning them into adult children, postponing their maturation. Would any of you angry beggars have done better? Most of you, probably. If you consider hiding under a rock and living another day to be better than being free to defy the boring fuckwads who are choking our evolution and turning us into debt slaves. But the degree program at the School of Hard Knocks doesn't tolerate failure. Which is why most of the people reading this are angry, jealous losers. You settled for it. Go look in a mirror. That's the best you could do, champ. Ringolevio! 

Good for you, Nell. I was thinking the same thing. Next time, bake them a nice exlax souffle; or something stronger.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 13:15 | 2685149 marriedgeordie
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Hair in Victorian times???! Holy crap, just holy fucking crap!!! How on earth can one graduate anyone with this thesis, put a stamp of higher education on this? Makes me ashamed to be in academia.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 23:28 | 2686639 monad
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Welcome to fight club, Nell. You can crash at my beach house.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 23:35 | 2686651 monad
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Well hello, Mr. Bush. Thank you for your generous contribution. What, what? Even more? You are a very wise sir. Very wise indeed.

Hey Timmah! Fire up that printing press and make Mr. Bush one of those di-plomas! Be quick about it, boy!

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