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Live Obama Press Conference On Iran, Israel And Netanyahu Meeting

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Obama takes on Syria and Iran in his Netanyahu meeting post-mortem. Every time the President says "Israel", "AIPAC", "Friend", "Syria", "Iran", "Terrorists", "Threat", and "Nuke them out of orbit" everyone does a shot.


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Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:17 | 2228855 azzhatter
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what a jag off 

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:21 | 2228886 Comay Mierda
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Albert Pike's little puppet attempting to carry out the last stage of the NWO agenda

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:28 | 2228937 nope-1004
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Actions speak louder than words.  Obama is nothing but mumble.  I feel horrible that I voted for him and believed he would actually make a difference.  He's a loser.


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:30 | 2228945 Blano
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At least you're honest about it, unlike most.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:32 | 2228955 nope-1004
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This is a war prep speech.  I learned douche in college.  I'll keep translating for y'all.


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:36 | 2228965 TruthInSunshine
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When did Israel tell us we have to launch war by?

I wish these things would get to the point without all the extraneous bullshit.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:41 | 2229000 Ahmeexnal
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Will this speech (and his following warmongering actions) grant him a second nobel "peas" prize?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:45 | 2229021 johnQpublic
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piece prize, not peace or peas


little piece of iraq, afghanistan,libya,syria,yemen  etc etc etc

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:46 | 2229033 Ahmeexnal
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In other news, script kiddiez confirmed to be nothing more than psyops (something everyone with half a working braincell knew)

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:10 | 2229157 tamboo
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in other news alex jones is a big fat blowhard khazar disinfoheeb who blames everyone but his fellow tribesmen.

heh, kinda like jim morrison.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:17 | 2229184 Ahmeexnal
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His name is Hector Xavier Monsegur, aka 'Sabu,' described as a 'lazy,' jobless 28-year-old computer genius living on welfare with two young wards in a New York City housing project that served as the nerve center for the infamous hacking group LulzSec — and with his help, law enforcement on two continents this morning swooped in and took them down.

Yep, that story shall be repeated many times over. Over 45 million times over, as welfare recipients turn in all others.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:26 | 2229505 Cadavre
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It was so charming to see the viceroys of the War Ponzi Usury Empires two top marketing loss leader colonies grab-assing like a pair of busboys that just won best "table cleaner" category at the annual buck ninety a plate luncheonette franchisee food server competition.

The Obama reached so far over to grab the Nyetnannyahu's hand, most thought he was going straight for Nyet's well rumored Vienna Sausage (without even the expected courtesy of buying the Nyet a drink!). That bit of fun and frolic frat house raucous was followed by an insightful breath taking post toast speech by our-finally-out-of-the-closet Bambi on one of the most important topics of our time, immigration reform, and the importance of hydrogenated fat in a healthy postmortem diet.

Meanwhile, the Synogress, not to be outdone, burned taxpayer candle to yada yada steroids in professional sports and the alway important quibbling-man-ship regarding the naming of post offices and funding loses incurred by the Madoff's "more chosen than thou" clients (forget it Kevin Bacon, you didn't make the cut).

In other rumor mill news, g*d decides to long, or was it short, BAC!

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:51 | 2229360 Canaduh
Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:36 | 2229908 Laddie
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I knew Jones' wife was a jewess I didn't realize he was working with, allegedly according to the emails and so forth Wikileaks released, with Stratfor, George Freidman's group. Sort of like one of the hundreds of Jewish political interest groups that specialize in foreign policy and that sort of thing, all working to further their own aims with OUR taxpayer dollars and the BLOOD of our military men and women.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:45 | 2229031 Dr. Richard Head
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Eat your peace.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:30 | 2229609 sgt_doom
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I hate to say this about a democratic president (Oh, wait...our last authentic dem in the White House was John F. Kennedy...never mind my original sentiment), but it's obvious that President Yahoo, met Netanyahoo, to find out when to attack Iran from Israel.

Why does this not sit well with me??

Could it be that the intel services, of both American and Israel, keep stating that Iran doesn't have either any nukes, nor an actual nuke weapons program?

Could it be that SecDef Panetta said exactly the same thing on "Sit on their face the nation"?

Could it be that investigative reporter, Seymour Hersh, also said the same exact thing, and nobody was paying him to say it?'s probably just indigestion talking...

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:46 | 2229037 Hippocratic Oaf
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Every time I hear him speak, I have that song.......'I'm your puppet' in my head with Blankfein and Dimon holding the strings.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:30 | 2229261 JR
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America has a leader but it is not one of our elected officials; it’s whoever the current head of the Israeli Likud Party is. In this case, it’s Benjamin Netanyahu  -  armed to the teeth with the latest military technology that American taxpayers can buy—nuclear weapons, fighter jets, missiles carriers--a war nation, an armed camp bent on WW III and unlimited cash from the American taxpayers.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:49 | 2229060 DeltaCharlie
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Someone should ask him how come the US is fighting on the same side as al-Qaeda on Syria?! Kinda fucked up init!?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:33 | 2229600 CompassionateFascist
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No, once again it's about Israel: attempting to break the Shia Crescent which - thanks to the slight mistake in Iraq - currently runs from Tehran thru Baghdad and Damascus, and on into Hezbollah in S. Lebanon. Attempt now blocked by Russian and Iranian Naval units. This has got 1914 written all over it, though I'll give Obama some credit for dragging his heels on the IranWar. Unfortunately, Israelis can get it going whenever they want, simply by torpedoing an American ship...and DC will blame Iran. Since Israel wants to get rid of both Iran and Obama - Romney is the more complete ZOGstooge -  it'll begin c. July-August. Purim's too obvious.  

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:33 | 2229628 sgt_doom
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A most erudite, highly educated, and succinct analysis, CompassionateFascist, and good citizen!

You have explained it soooo perfectly, I can add nothing to your brilliant comment.

Good day!

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:20 | 2229840 CompassionateFascist
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Thanks. I've learned from ananonymouse, as I hope we all have, that practicing US citizenist citizenship is the citizinely thing to do.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:25 | 2229226 UBIGDummy
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now which one of the turds have you fallen for this time.  SCROTORICH or Romney?

By the way, if someone did not tell you NOT to vote for Obama in 08, I am telling you this time, Vote for Ron Paul.  No matter what in the future, you will always hold your head high when you admit you voted for Ron.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:35 | 2229276 Lucius Corneliu...
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If it were McCain we would already be in Iran.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:33 | 2228959 Baleful Runes 4 U
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You're a dumb fuck comay, if you believe that website. I can't put it any blunter than that. Freemasons are pompous bores, but they aren't running the world.



Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:58 | 2229084 Baleful Runes 4 U
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Hilarious to see people praise george washington and the other founders, and then in the next breath excoriate freemasons as "satanists" (hint: washington, franklin and a bunch of signers of the constitution were freemasons)...

The illuminati/freemason retard-o conspiracy theories remind me of the "satanic panic." of the 80s/90s.  Evangelicals and other braindead loudmouths would cite metal bands and fringe occult groups with no actual power as being ready to take over the world.

 The heads of banks, oil companies, neocon think tanks etc, are not sitting around learning the minutiae of dusty esoteric lore.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:13 | 2229169 Randall Cabot
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The Freemasons of George Washington's day were infiltrated and taken over by the Illuminati who were the Rothschilds and other jews according to the theory.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:31 | 2229259 Baleful Runes 4 U
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Yeah the problem with that theory is it's not based on any evidence.  See, I can say the Shriners are actually members of the Thuggee and spin a whole sinister tale out of it.

jews were always involved in Freemasonry (including in GW's day and in his army). Part of the original symbolism is heavily jewish.

The illuminati were a small group that went extinct....all this stuff is just laughably moronic.

But, if you want to join with the Born again geniuses, the Vatican, the nazis and other wonderful people who hate(d) freemasons, go ahead.

Again, the people in positions of power do not give a shit about or believe in religion, esotericism, god, lucifer, magic, elves, or anything else like that. You are part of the duped if you think they do, and you discredit your own cause if you promote it. You're part of what Leo Strauss (neocon idol) would term the vulgar.


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:52 | 2229368 Randall Cabot
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Where is your evidence that the Illuminati went extinct?


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:03 | 2229781 SMG
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1. The Luciferian Illuminati did take over freemasonry as you describe, but the Illuminati are not and never were Jewish.  They are a completly different religion that practices a patchwork of rites, believes in things like polytheism and Pythagoreanism, and belief of oneself as a god.  I point this out, because jewish people aren't the real elite to blame, they are.

2. Proof of Illuminati:   Federal reserve, Wahington Obelisk Monument, Council on foriegn relations, Bilderberg, United Nations, Eye of horus on the dollar, along with Moloch the Owl, Temple of Set, Bohemian grove.  

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:51 | 2229968 Randall Cabot
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The Rothschilds are jews, the father of Mayer Rothschild was a rabbi and his sons and their sons and so on were not permitted to marry non-jews so even marrying first cousins was permitted.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 18:13 | 2230031 SMG
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You are wrong.   Many Illuminati profess other faiths publicly, but privately practice Lucifarianism, and things like sex magick and live sacrifice.  The Rothschilds included.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 19:03 | 2230216 Randall Cabot
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Well then you must be one if you know what they do privately.

Wed, 03/07/2012 - 09:42 | 2230856 i-dog
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The "Illuminati" (who are actually the Jesuits...Adam Weishaupt was the Jesuit Professor of Canon Law at Ingolstadt University in Bavaria) took over Freemasonry at the Masonic Congress of Wilhelmsbad, just outside Frankfurt*, in 1782. Prior to that takeover, the leadership of Freemasonry in Europe largely comprised the protestant aristocracy.

The higher degrees (4 thru 28) of the Scottish Rite of Freemasonry (named for the Scottish Roman Catholic pretenders to the British throne, the Stuarts) had been drafted by the Jesuits at Claremont, just outside Paris, 28 years earlier in 1754. Prior to 1751, Freemasonry only had the first 3 'blue' degrees up to Master Mason and members of those 3 degrees -- right up to today -- know nothing of the activities of the higher 'luciferian' degrees. Scottish Rite masonic lodges were not introduced to America until 1801.

* Frankfurt was also the home of Mayer Amschel Rothschild, who had little money or influence at that time, but 13 years later rose to immense wealth through his dealings with Prince William of Hesse (who owned the Castle of Wilhelmsbad where the Masonic Congress was held and whose father had converted to Catholicism in 1747). It was Prince William (and his father) who rented Hessian mercenaries to his cousin, King George III of England, to fight the Americans in the Revolutionary War.

Jacob Frank (né Liebowitz) -- the leader of the Sabbatean-Frankists who had converted to Catholicism in Poland in 1759 and married into the European aristocracy thereafter -- also moved his base from Vienna to Frankfurt in 1786.

The Sabbateans and Jesuits -- as fellow luciferians (or Pharisees, in biblical terminology) -- have been closely allied since the very beginning. Indeed, the founder of the Jesuits in 1534 -- the wealthy Basque nobleman, Don Ignatius de Loyola -- was in all likelihood a Spanish crypto-jew (alleged by the Inquisition, but never proven).

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 19:27 | 2230279 goldfish1
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sex magick...learn something new every day.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 18:45 | 2230149 Baleful Runes 4 U
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"2. Proof of Illuminati: Federal reserve, Wahington Obelisk Monument, Council on foriegn relations, Bilderberg, United Nations, Eye of horus on the dollar, along with Moloch the Owl, Temple of Set, Bohemian grove. "

Ok...THIS is a prime example of the mental retardation I'm talking about.  Yes, some of those things listed are completely unscrupulous, 'globalist' organizations with a desire for more power and wealth,-who would deny that?  But the illuminati? The washington obelisk is proof of the illuminati's existence?  do you take any vague connection as proof in your mind? 

hahaha you list the temple of set?  If you knew what a small, somewhat sad, fringe group it actually is, you'd feel very stupid  Hell, some of the members are in near poverty, but somehow they are linked to the Fed and the highest corridors of power? 

Reread my previous posts, because I revealed the real truth.

Either some of you are just fucking outright imbeciles or schizos, or you are trying to discredit this site.



Wed, 03/07/2012 - 04:29 | 2231393 Ghordius
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I agree with you on most points, except on one detail: the symbolism of the masons is derived from a huge lore of "hermetic knowledge of the ancients" - very popular in Europe for a few centuries - on which all intellectuals and mystics drew something, including jews, masons and others.

that originally babylonian/egyptian stuff was popular - the pyramids, the obelisks, the greek geometry, the babylonian horoscope that is still used everywhere together with the star's names, the pentagram and the six-pointed star. to make an analogy, it was the Star Treck stuff of an age.

the obelisk in Washington is more of a "we, too" - all respectable capitals of Europe (still) have some imported ancient egyptian obelisk

the six-pointed star was used as a symbol for Jesus: the union between the divine (triangle pointing up) and the human (triangle pointing down) - this is the way the original Masons understood it while building cathedrals, helped by ancient math tools they saw as mystical

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:39 | 2229297 Pseudo Anonym
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taken over by the Illuminati who were the Rothschilds and other jews according to the theory

here's the extended version for those who junked you:

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:58 | 2229384 Randall Cabot
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I believe Hamilton was part of the Illuminati but not the others-this was the time period that the Illuminati was infilrtrating the Freemasons.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:51 | 2229071 Tarheel
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TOTUS just said he has done as much for immigration as anyone...I guess sueing states like AZ for their immigration law is what he meant by that? What a DBag.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:27 | 2229864 Laddie
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Peter Brimelow (former Forbes editor, currently writes for CBS Marketwatch) writes (Sunday, Aug 21, 2011 11:30 pm): Three infuriating developments:  
(1) not ONE Republican contender appears to have commented on President Obama’s Friday announcement of a de facto amnesty;  
(2) not ONE Republican contender has commented on Obama’s Thursday executive order imposing more “affirmative action” i.e. a Chicago-type race-based spoils system on the federal workforce, already disproportionately non-white;  
(3) Texas governor Rick Perry reaffirmed his support for a “path to citizenship” for illegal aliens; in-state college tuition rates for illegal aliens; and opposition to Arizona-type law sanctions on illegal aliens. It’s not clear that Perry knew what he was saying—but not ONE Republican contender has criticized him.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:22 | 2228893 camaro68ss
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Get the hospital bed and IV's ready.... Looks like im getting smashed

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:28 | 2228936 nonclaim
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Can we get that brit fool to buy us another 30 litre bottle?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:37 | 2228979 THECOMINGDEPRESSION

Keep talking GOLD and SILVER are coming back

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:17 | 2228856 SeverinSlade
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Ouch, my liver.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:17 | 2228862 thedrickster
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Creepy flags bitchez.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:23 | 2228881 john39
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uncanny how the eagle has historically been used as a symbol by so many fascist regimes....  lets hope the sheeple don't ever get off their asses and try and figure out why...

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:18 | 2228863 Burr's 2nd Shot
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PSYCHE!  Press conference is all about stale political campaign themes.  Drinking rules now apply to M&B, Fair Share, Common Sense

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:18 | 2228865 resurger
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Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:19 | 2228867 surf0766
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1:18 Everyone drink

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:24 | 2228913 LongSoupLine
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Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:19 | 2228870 PicassoInActions
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like him or not, there is no  alternative. None of morons that were picked by GOP will win.

Bring Rubio and we may have a chance

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:24 | 2228911 knightowl77
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If you stay home and let Obummer win a 2nd term then we are truly screwed...

I'm supporting Ron paul (yes I know - he won't win) but I would vote for a box of rocks before letting Obummer win by default....

I don't care whether he was born in Hawaii or Kenya or somewhere in between, the guy is a moronic puppet.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:39 | 2228995 SeverinSlade
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Perhaps if everyone voted consistently with their morals, the whole "he can't win argument" would be dead.  If every person that says "I like Ron Paul but won't vote for him because he can't win" actually voted for Ron Paul, guess what?  HE'D FUCKING WIN!

Idiot fucking American sheeple.  This country was built by some fucking badasses that took on the [then] most powerful military power in the world and FUCKING WON.  Now we're afraid to vote for someone that embraces the same ideals that our founders did because "he can't win"?  Congratulations USA.  You're nothing but a bunch of fucking idiotic sheeple pansies. 

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:18 | 2229188 Silver Dreamer
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You know what the main problem is?  Most people do not vote in the primaries.  They have no idea that by the time you vote in the election, you already do not have a choice.  You are picking between two bankster puppets.  We need more people to pay attention to and participate in primary voting.  That's really the only way to help voting wise.  Anyone voting in the election is wasting their time, but voting in a primary actually helps (assuming the votes are not stolen and manipulated after they have been cast). har har

Today I went and voted for Ron Paul in Virginia.  The radio stations didn't mention the voting.  No one at work is talking about it.  People have no idea.  When I was at the polling place, there was a SINGLE voting machine.  I was one of three voters with no line.  It's a complete joke.  Then people wonder why their candidates always suck.  Seeing what I saw today really makes me want to say, "fuck it. We're screwed."  If people cannot even get off their lazy asses to vote in a primary, then there's really no hope to revive our representative republic.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 19:45 | 2230339 goldfish1
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I don't even think I saw a "VOTE" sign.

Local rag talks about the race between Mittens and Sanscrotum. Paul's not even in the article.

I voted just no say no to more taxes and throw a vote to Paul.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:45 | 2229030 Ruffcut
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Geez, all of them have been morons. The position is for puppets. I wish they used the show "wipeout" to see who wins the election. At least it would be entertaining, but the loser has to clean out sewers for the rest of their lives.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:19 | 2228871 GeneMarchbanks
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"Bomb" should be in there for black-outs sake. No pun intended.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:19 | 2228872 Piranha
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a trading question - why is tvix lagging? it is suppose to be a 2x etn and in the past it has performed like one compared to vixy, lately and also today it is just 1x.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:31 | 2228943 GoinFawr
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lol, Please tell me you're not complaining! How long have you been holding that hot potato?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:36 | 2228968 Piranha
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lol its a new position, thank you :)

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:59 | 2229103 Hippocratic Oaf
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It's a good play piranha, be patient

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:24 | 2229225 pazmaker
Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:01 | 2229771 Piranha
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that sounds like it, thanks pazmaker!

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:35 | 2228964 a growing concern
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I seems like when it significantly lags the VIX, it makes up for it a day or two later. No idea why. Don't let your heart be troubled, though. I think it's gonna go up a hell of a lot higher than it is today.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:38 | 2228983 Piranha
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thanks, we'll see how it plays out

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:20 | 2228875 i-dog
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Fuck taking a shot ... Anyone who listens to it should be shot.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:23 | 2228899 john39
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hey you know, if i didn't know better, i would say the questions and answers are just mind-numbing scripted propaganda....  /s

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:20 | 2228879 BandGap
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No shit, this guy can't stay on message, or has a limited # to deliver.

Everybody gets something for free.....

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:20 | 2228882 taniquetil
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Obama drinking game:

Take 1 shot on the following

Pay their fair share

Hard-working middle class

Reduc(ing) the national deficit

Send them (bank/corporations/Chinese/etc...) a message that this is not acceptable

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:21 | 2228892 SeverinSlade
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Dead from liver poisoning within minutes.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:47 | 2229045 Jena
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No, just unconscious.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:20 | 2228885 j0nx
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Wah wah wah wah wah wah. I just saved you 15 minutes of your life from watching this video.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:21 | 2228888 AN0NYM0US
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will Sandra Fluke be at his side?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:26 | 2228924 earnyermoney
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she's on her knees behind the podium.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:31 | 2228951 azzhatter
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she's fucking the georgetown basketball team for lunch money

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:32 | 2228956 Stanwick
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in the Oval office

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:21 | 2228890 Banksters
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Is this some cheap way to get trav and robot trader to have sex and blame it on the booze?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:01 | 2229111 Hippocratic Oaf
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MDB makes it a 3-some

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:21 | 2228891 fuu
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Gotta keep bribing that military.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:23 | 2228900 Normalcy Bias
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Ugh...Make no mistake...ugh...Let me be clear...ugh...Iran...ugh...terrorists...ugh...(repeat as necessary)

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:24 | 2228903 Hugo Chavez
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Hehe. Mess up the homeland security web crawlers. Always use these key words when you sign off on every post and email.

Bomb, weapon of mass destruction, anthrax, cyanide, allah, martyr, jihad, patriot, constitution, dirty bomb, suicide bomber, death to america, death to israel, infidel

Did I miss any?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:26 | 2228927 francis_sawyer
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Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:33 | 2228953 JustObserving
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Zero Hedge, silver, gold, barter

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:38 | 2228988 Ahmeexnal
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"fake birth certificate"

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:35 | 2228967 semperfi
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Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:37 | 2228978 a growing concern
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Ron Paul

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 20:54 | 2230563 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Hugo Chavez, who has found the weakness in the Vichy DC policy of monitoring everything, asked:

Did I miss any?

Well, there are a few of the obvious ones: terror, IED, assassinate, hijack, Al Qaida, grenade, explosive, detonator, blasting caps, claymore mine, Hezbollah, plutonium, nuclear trigger, smuggle

If you want to take it up a notch, throw in a few of the more esoteric ones: ricin, steganography, ebola, shopping mall, crop duster, electromagnetic pulse, polonium, Mossad, border, customs, Cayman Islands, Juarez, Dimona, National Reconnaissance Office, transmitter

Finally, when you really want to have some fun, throw in a few things which are just completely out of left field: Lemmiwinks, bongwater, rectal prolapse, Santorum, fisting, Howard Cosell, kaopectate, Lee van Cleef, roachclip, Stroh's, parrot and parakeet training tape, Charles Nelson Reilly, lutefisk, ringworm

See you at the Guantanamo Retirement Villa, comrade.  ;)


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 23:11 | 2230917 phyuckyiu
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Bongwater AND roachclip? Man I am so fucked. Please tell me 'stinky green nugs from hell' isn't on there.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:24 | 2228907 SeverinSlade
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Someone call that 23 year old FX trader.  I don't think any of us have enough $ to pay for the amount of shots required during a TOTUS press conference.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:24 | 2228910 TooRichtoCare
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it's all Dubya's fault...

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:24 | 2228912 Gringo Viejo
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Just another Wall Street piss boy. Yawn..........

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:25 | 2228914 francis_sawyer
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Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah...BUSH's FAULT...Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah...BUSH's FAULT...Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah Blah Blah Blan Blah...

Oh... & did I mention it was all 'Bush's Fault?'

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:12 | 2229165 GoinFawr
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...I thought he complimented Bush in there somewhere; did I miss the barb?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:49 | 2229705 Jason_1sandal
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you got an up vote just for typing blah so many times....

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:26 | 2228921 Guns N Metals
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I'm getting housed, and its only 12:25.....

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:26 | 2228926 Dkizzle49855
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This is one time I'm glad I don't drink. 

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:27 | 2228928 SeverinSlade
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Oh, TOTUS had a UN Security Council mandate for Libya...But no declaration of war or authorization from Congress...I thought we were the United States of America...not part of the United States of the UN.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:27 | 2228929 Forgiven
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"unprecedented"  DRINK!

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:28 | 2228930 carbonmutant
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Will the Taliban help defend Iran's border?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:27 | 2228932 SeverinSlade
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"Ultimately this dictator will fall like all dictators fall."

So when can we expect you to fall, Mr. TOTUS?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 20:59 | 2230574 TheFourthStooge-ing
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SeverinSlade asked:

"Ultimately this dictator will fall like all dictators fall."

So when can we expect you to fall, Mr. TOTUS?

He might have been referring to America's monarch, King Netanyahu.


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:28 | 2228934 ptoemmes
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Don't forget to say L'Chaim!



Tue, 03/06/2012 - 23:16 | 2230934 phyuckyiu
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Oy such a Goy!

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:29 | 2228941 john39
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obomber is trying to sound reasonable and rational on the war front... which can only mean one thing....  major false flag brewing...

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:32 | 2228954 SeverinSlade
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Mark my words.  False flag and/or all out war with Iran right around the time the debt ceiling is set to breached (or before then).  A negative (raising the debt ceiling yet again) can then be turned into a positive for TOTUS (more debt for a "patriotic war" with Iran)...Unless of course TPTB don't want Obuma to have a 2nd term.  No false flag/war before then means Mittens, Romney, or Gingrich is destined to be the next TOTUS.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:37 | 2228976 earnyermoney
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There's a reason 60 Minutes ran that story on blowback from Stuxnet this past Sunday.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:01 | 2229114 cosmictrainwreck
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beauty, huh? and all those little shits in CIA, NSA, Mossad, et al have to tell their bosses "Bu-bu-bu-but nobody was 'posed to find out....!"

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:30 | 2228946 carbonmutant
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Using sanctions to avoid making a decision...

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:31 | 2228947 Stanwick
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Just lost a month off the SPX

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:31 | 2228950 NotApplicable
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A shot for every one of those words?

I'm gonna need another clip or two.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:33 | 2228958 Stanwick
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This means WAR !!!

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:34 | 2228960 Negro Primero
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One cheerful moment: Israel's undeclared nukes get a mention on the BBC


"One cheerful moment, on last night’s Newsnight. Jeremy Paxman actually challenged the Israeli Ambassador, who seemed keen to attack Iran, over Israel’s nuclear weapons. First time in years I heard such a thing on the BBC.

Then when the Israeli Ambassador replied “Israel is not the one threatening to attack other countries” Paxman replied “You just discussed attacking Iran”.

All of which is entirely obvious, but almost totally absent from broadcast media."

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 21:09 | 2230599 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Look for Jeremy Paxman's career to be scuttled in some sort of lurid manner. They can't have employees of the Ministry of Truth going off message like that, so they'll need to make an example of him.


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:35 | 2228961 SeverinSlade
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"The security of Israel is something I deeply care about."

So Israel is officially the 51st state of the US now?  Don't they have 400+ nukes of their own? 

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:49 | 2229059 dhengineer
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No, the 58th, according to our brilliant TOTUS...

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 21:11 | 2230607 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Actually, the US is one of Israel's colonies. Just ask his royal highness, King Netanyahu.


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:40 | 2229302 caconhma
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Regardless how many nukes Israeli have, it takes just 1-3 nukes to wipe Israel from the face of the Earth.

The remaining Jews will leave Israel in a matter of few months.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:26 | 2229587 SeverinSlade
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So the fact that Iran has one of the highest Jewish populations in the world means nothing with regard to the ridiculous claims that Iran wants to "wipe Israel off the map."

Iran wants to eliminate the Zionist regime of Israel...not the Israeli people.  BIG difference.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:35 | 2228963 Baleful Runes 4 U
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Obama is a very talented sociopath, in terms of smooth presentation.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:48 | 2229042 JustObserving
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25% of CEOs in the US are sociopaths compared to just 1% of the general population.  Give the CEO of USA his due.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:35 | 2228966 Jayda1850
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I tell ya. For being lauded as a great orator, he sounds like shit off the teleprompter. Thank God we're not doing shots everytime he says uuhh.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:40 | 2228996 azzhatter
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uh,uh, you know, you know, the folks , uh,uh you know

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:40 | 2228997 Baleful Runes 4 U
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Not his verbal oratory skills, but his ability to appear sincere. He is better at it than Clinton, who you always got the sense of a nod and wink or over-acting.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:36 | 2228970 ALANBEEKMAN

Who remembers; "Obama Is Going To Pay For My Gas And Mortgage!!!

So, what happened?


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:36 | 2228972 ReallySparky
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Double speak.  What  a twerp.  Basically he is telling the press, this is too complex for you to understand.  Trust us.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:36 | 2228973 rayduh4life
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Fastesy bull shit bingo evar.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:36 | 2228974 Madcow
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He's making it perfectly clear that the USA will NOT have Israel's back if they choose to attack Iran - 


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:37 | 2228982 john39
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this dumb shit really cracks me up...  he just said that Iran has the burden of proving that its nuclear program is peaceful...  last I checked, there was no evidence that it wasn't an energy program...  So how does Iran "know how to prove" a negative???  by scrapping the entire nuclear energy program as Israel demands?  this is utter idiocy.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:42 | 2229009 SeverinSlade
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Doesn't the statement from TOTUS completely conflict with the Constitution and our entire legal system?  Aren't you innocent until proven guilty?  We already know that doesn't apply to US citizens anymore who are guilty until proven innocent.  I didn't know that the same applied to sovereign fucking nations as well too.

When then, will the USSA prove that its military, nuclear program, drone program, etc. prove they too are peaceful?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:42 | 2229007 ZippyBananaPants
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He is able to turn the word 'and' into a two syllable word.  What an idiot

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:44 | 2229016 Negro Primero
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US Government budget:


Hospitals CANCELED



Flood control CANCELED

Veteran's benefits CANCELED

Bombs for Israel $1923648264729831

Warplanes for Israel $2347503247598043

Cruise Missiles for Israel $2340957230475

Harpoon Missiles for Israel $9864598236498752

Chemical weapons for Israel $2937452374805720

Radars for Israel $239475370458

Missile defense systems for Israel $2390845720375

Warships for Israel $203945238

Surveillance satellites for Israel $29348572964988


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:10 | 2229027 digalert
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The first official law enforcement investgation in all 50 states,

reports that the BC presented by the WhiteHouse is a fraud. So Mr. Prez Barack Barry Hussein Soetoro Obama, who are you?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:46 | 2229034 Stanwick
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damn I picked a real bad day to quit drinking Prestone 

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:46 | 2229039 sabra1
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can anyone, i mean anyone, locate any of his childhood friends? no, not the ones' in Kenya!

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:48 | 2229049 Stanwick
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David Axelrod was there, and yes even at age 12 Axe looked like Hitler's twin

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:47 | 2229044 Alien Harvest
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'A fair set of rules that everybody has to follow.'

Did someone just fart?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:49 | 2229056 johnnymustardseed
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Russia or China should give Iran some nukes and then everybody sit down together and look each other in the eye and say " you nuke us we will nuke the shit out of you!". End of discussion , it is called nuclear deterrence. Kind of like when Nikita Khrushcev threatend us back in the day. Enough said everbody back the fuck off and get back to shit that matters like debasing currency

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:45 | 2229330 InconvenientCou...
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Don't make the mistake of thinking Muslims think like you. Islam assigns value to the next world, not this one. In fact they value suffering and early death in this world. That's a strong position in terms of game theory. People don't seem to get that.

It's a novel threat --unlike anything the Earth has seen. Even Hitler made his plans for this world so actions and reactions were somewhat predictable. This time it's different.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 16:13 | 2229509 johnnymustardseed
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Seriously, everytime I see a Muslim kid dead in the street blown up by one of our bombs, I see their parents crying their eyes out. Your right wing Islamaphobia is bullshit. And guess what, if we blow up Iran, they will blow up some Americans who think they are perfect and get to go to heaven where you float around all day smiling at everyone you used to know

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 17:59 | 2229988 the tower
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How many Persians do you actually know, other than from the propaganda on your tv screen?

Don't you see you're being ass-fucked by your fellow WHITE MASTERS?

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 21:18 | 2230621 TheFourthStooge-ing
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the tower asked:

How many Persians do you actually know, other than from the propaganda on your tv screen?

Don't you see you're being ass-fucked by your fellow WHITE MASTERS?

I think he rather likes it. Look how eager he is to trumpet what he's been told to believe.


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:49 | 2229061 sexcellent
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if you look really closely you can see the puppet strings

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:50 | 2229064 CitizenPete
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What azzhater said

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:52 | 2229075 Jack Burton
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According to Obama, the USA has Israel's back. Meaning to say, our defense establishment is at Israel's disposal. The war is coming, it reminds one of Iraq, a long path to war, but inevitable war.

Israel needs a clear field in the Middle East, as they face domestic problems of epic proportions. Just adding up the fundamentalist jews who do not pay taxes or serve in the military, or work, adding in the Arabs who live as citizens of a second class nature inside Israel, and you end up with large portions of the population who are of no good economically or militarily for Israel.

Every year that passes Israel comes closer to a breaking point. America will have to pony up a lot of money to keep that state viable. In fact, the USA is the only reason Israel exists at this point. Our little slice of empire in the Middle East.

Iran must be bashed to dust, as they are a regional power and are in no way going to be anything but a growing regional power. Iran has problems, but nothing compared to Israel. Iran is a viable state set to grow in population and in economic terms. Israel is nearing a dead end status. They will lash out to kill off Iran because they hate them for their viability and growth as a developing nation.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 21:21 | 2230625 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Israel and the US are failed states in the making. What we are now seeing are their death throes.


Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:57 | 2229092 Moneyswirth
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I can't see the conference.  Did anyone ask:  "Hey, why are you bailing out real estate speculators who helped cause the real estate bubble?", yet?

Or:  "That Sandra Fluke is a real courageous woman isn't she?" 

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:01 | 2229113 zilverreiger
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Found him quite balanced today, I hope that what he says about israel / iran is also actually policy, and not some scheme, the Limbaugh bullshit he distanced himself from well too (even though he himself drew the attention to it).

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:22 | 2229211 Goldilocks
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shutter. count on it being some scheme... that way you won't be disappointed (figuratively)

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:03 | 2229122 cosmictrainwreck
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What I love is how ya always use that same photo of da classic "pic=1000 words" etc. Tyler rocks

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