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Live Webcast Of Ben Bernanke's Press Conference

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Today's FOMC circus concludes with Ben Bernanke saying a few generic words from prepared remarks, then answering Steve Liesman's and a few other journalists' questions, which all will boil down to the following: if the stock market drops by anything more than 1%, the stock market should rise immediately because will be there to prop it up, unemployment, inflation and the general economy be damned.

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Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:11 | 2544380 larry david
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Fucc you Bernanke!!!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:16 | 2544416 Vincent Vega
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As it is such a commonly used (and well deserved) phrase on ZH, I would put forth that it be shortened to FYB!. It will save us all a number of keystrokes.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:19 | 2544433 economics9698
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Its pretty fucking sad assessment on the state of our economic education when our fucking Federal Reserve Chairman doesn’t fucking understand economics.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:24 | 2544455 ZerOhead
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Who are the winners and the losers?

Follow the money... maybe he does.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:33 | 2544508 Pinto Currency
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ASk him how increasing US total system debt to $52 trillion has been a good thing.

It seems that negative real rates are an indication that the FED does not have a clue what it is doing.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:24 | 2544466 ACP
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Of course Steve LIESman gets the first question. I have a question for LIESman:

WHAT DOES BERNANKE'S PENIS TASTE LIKE?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:32 | 2544503 Dr. Richard Head
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My guess would be like toner cartridge ink.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:57 | 2544594 Fish Gone Bad
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Is Liesman even a journalist?  That seems pretty mean to lump him in with any real journalists.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 15:14 | 2544673 rufusbird
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Fluffer

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:25 | 2544472 optimator
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For a Yi, guy, that doesn't understand economics he's doing pretty good for the Bankster clan all these years.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 15:21 | 2544698 Bansters-in-my-...
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Please send all hate mail to FYB at FFR (fucking federal reserve).

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:30 | 2544497 Dr. Richard Head
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That would make a great sticker.  Kind of like the HH (Hilton Head) people put on their cars.  Those a part of fight club could have it as a badge of honor.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:58 | 2544598 fightthepower
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I think its good to have the full "Fuck You Bernanke!" out there so it comes up on Google searches. 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 15:16 | 2544676 Crumbles
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F T B

Fuck the Bernank

On T-Shirts and personalized plates everywhere.  

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:22 | 2544454 Race Car Driver
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Minutes of Hate.

The Media should parade a new image of some bankster, politico or tit-sucking-hanger-on every 15 minutes.

 

Oh... they already do that.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:12 | 2544385 WatchingIgnorance
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I knew I could smell shit in the air!!!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:17 | 2544425 LoneStarHog
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Ergo the name WaShitOn, D.C. and the Fecal Reserve

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:32 | 2544507 eclectic syncretist
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It makes me sick to my stomach to see him spewing that traitorous crap with the American flag right next to him.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:51 | 2544567 Bansters-in-my-...
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No,No...that shit you smell is from the "I pooped today" girls tee shirt...

No shit....

Ps...fuck you Benny and the Ink Jets.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:13 | 2544388 tomAsss
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I want his job ,...

it must be fun throwing money from helicopter :)

loooot of fun ;)

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 15:24 | 2544709 Crumbles
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Hueys are just so outdated - preferred method now is through the sewer, in secret so the Ones and Zeros pop up through the toilets in executive washrooms on Wall St.  And you thought they just went to visit the men's room to snort coke?   

Nah

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:26 | 2544390 Cognitive Dissonance
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Lights! Cameras!

OK, bring on the clown.

The clown

Edit: CNBC's Liesman gets in the first suck......er........question.

Pssst........Liesman, wipe off your chin for god's sake.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 16:39 | 2544987 TWSceptic
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Ok how did you post that image? Please explain? Did you get special privileges?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:15 | 2544403 francis_sawyer
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Isn't it rich? Isn't it queer?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:26 | 2544470 Mysteerious Roo...
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Losing my timex this late in my big rear...

You haff made ze Mysteerious Rooshian Vooman laff.

+1

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:46 | 2544545 Spastica Rex
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Isn't it funny how the meanings of simple words change?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:15 | 2544404 SeverinSlade
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Liesman better finish sucking off Bernanke before the press conference starts. 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:16 | 2544417 resurger
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Why are you wearing a golden necktie trick.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:22 | 2544453 Dr. Engali
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He needs to be wearing a Columbian necktie.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:28 | 2544488 Miffed Microbio...
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Rats you beat me to it, my thoughts exactly!

Miffed:-)

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:30 | 2544501 Dr. Engali
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I hate that when that happens. I hate it even more when I post my thoughts and read further on to find out somebody posted the same thing.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 23:14 | 2545931 Miffed Microbio...
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So true. I've noticed thats happened to many people here. Perhaps great minds think alike? I wish I had more time to peruse the threads. I'll see an interesting article in the morning and by the time I get off of work it's history. At least it's great to know there are people who aren't wasting their time watching MSM junk TV.

Miffed:-)

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:24 | 2544468 fuu
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It's a sign!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:31 | 2544498 Cognitive Dissonance
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When trying to understand the puppet masters and their symbols, icons and hidden messages, one must never overlook something as obvious as a large Gold colored tie being worn by the head fiat pusher himself.

When he comes out in Gold boxers (or God forbid Gold briefs) it's time to sell my PMs.  :)

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:58 | 2544515 fuu
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He likes to wave with the left hand, the one with the gold on it. Nice liquiidty trap question that he avoided.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 15:12 | 2544667 flacon
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Look at how CNN doesn't want to show his tie - totally obvious they are trying to hide it. Just look at that photo:

 

http://money.cnn.com/2012/06/20/news/economy/bernanke-press-conference/index.htm?iid=Lead

Image here:

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/2012/06/20/news/economy/bernanke-press-conference/bernanke-fed-outlook.gi.top.jpg

 

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 15:39 | 2544792 Cognitive Dissonance
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Wow.

Too freaking funny.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:16 | 2544419 robertocarlos
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Jump you fokker.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:30 | 2544496 Global Hunter
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It would be good for the careers of those guys who wrote "Hey Man Nice Shot" in the 90s another kick at the can, and by their careers I mean humanity of course.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:52 | 2544574 fuu
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Filter.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:16 | 2544420 kito
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on behalf of the massive number of dow-dependent state and federal employee pension recipients, and the 401kers/ira-ers, id like to give a shout out to the plunge protection team...kudos today on keepin it unreal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:18 | 2544424 Seasmoke
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One step down and Five steps right back up...... Rinse and Repeat

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:19 | 2544428 Greater Fool
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Cheech Marin should totally play him in Fed: The Movie.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 15:10 | 2544659 XitSam
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Escape fron Federal Reserve

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:19 | 2544429 q99x2
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Luck only protects stupidity for so long.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:38 | 2544521 kito
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except that ben isnt stupid, id say considering his nefarious ways and ulterior motives, he has handled this brilliantly since taking the crown....................certainly he has proven to be much more calculating than the Mindless Money Printer character many people believe him to be .......................he certainly has frustrated our good friend tyler.................

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:50 | 2544565 Poor Grogman
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Go on Ben print

You know you want to...

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 15:23 | 2544707 slewie the pi-rat
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yup

shit & fan have not occupied the same space-time event cone.  yet.  what a guy!

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:20 | 2544437 robertocarlos
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I know that tone of voice. BB is going to start crying any minute now.

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