Live Webcast Of Corzine's Third Testimony Where The Questions Pick Up In Complexity

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Thu, 12/15/2011 - 14:01 | 1983924 fuu
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Tactical popcorn deployed, bItCheZ!

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 14:06 | 1983949 Don Birnam
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"Live Webcast Of Corzine's Third Testimony Where The Questions Pick Up In Complexity..."

...And the answers become more equivocal.


Thu, 12/15/2011 - 14:08 | 1983967 redpill
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Squirm, worm, squirm!

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 14:13 | 1984002 gangland
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where's the money bitch?

this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass larry!


Thu, 12/15/2011 - 14:18 | 1984034 redpill
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Barney Frank is wearing a fucking t-shirt.  Decides to retire then fuck all the dress code eh?

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 14:21 | 1984049 gangland
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he keeps picking his nose...can't wait for him to fart live on national tv...again

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 14:43 | 1984147 Lord Blankcheck
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50 bucks he eats it!

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 15:31 | 1984369 redpill
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Spalding, nnnoooo!!

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 16:00 | 1984484 tarsubil
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That boy was hungry.

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 20:08 | 1985480 fuu
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For the record Posey and Capuana voted no on NDAA while Canseco and Pearce voted aye. Oddly enough Barney voted no on NDAA.

Also the archived videos.


Fri, 12/16/2011 - 03:16 | 1986207 Mauibrad
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Tyler, did you see this:

"Most articles have posited or assumed that the counterparty to the $6.3 billion European debt repo-to-maturity trades was a large Wall Street entity, such as Goldman, JP Morgan or even Nomura. This is likely not the case because regulatory filings of the broker/dealer unit indicate that, as of March 31, 2011, the counterparty was an affiliate of MF Global Inc." 

Much more at:


Thu, 12/15/2011 - 17:03 | 1984775 topcallingtroll
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Is blankcheck Spalding?

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 18:40 | 1985274 tmosley
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No, that's what they used to say about Spalding.  I guess he finally did.

Another troll sacrificed to Odin.

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 15:11 | 1984283 DaveyJones
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he is a live fart on television

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 15:14 | 1984301 Hugh G Rection
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In Barney's defense....50 years of daily abuse of ones anal sphicter would seemingly make fart restrainment a difficult task.

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 16:53 | 1984721 FEDbuster
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I thought that is what his butt plugs are for?

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 14:21 | 1984051 NotApplicable
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He's got a bum arm.

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 14:25 | 1984077 Don Birnam
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Bum arm ? Even Lord Nelson wore a dress uniform with waistcoat, shirt, and cravat !

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 14:21 | 1984056 smlbizman
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why did i have to watch that fucking piece of shit pick his fucking nose, hopefully he will pick his ass next.....fuck me i cant take it anymore

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 16:04 | 1984498 tarsubil
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(The guy sitting next to) Pearce is laying it on pretty heavy. I tuned in just at the right time.

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 16:06 | 1984517 redpill
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A bit theatrical but delightfully effective.  For those that missed it, Rep Pearce confirmed that:

- Corzine is currently staying at the Ritz.

- Corzine is worth ~$600 million.

- Corzine hasn't called a single victim.  Zero.

- Corzine hasn't set up any charitable entities or scholarship funds for victims.

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 16:18 | 1984536 gangland
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worth the ticket, it's like hyenas smelling blood, they're taking it to his ass, inside traders all fucking cackling sarbox

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 16:24 | 1984578 tarsubil
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The BS then flowed from Corzine in such amounts that I had to turn it off. Corzine needs to be introduced to his maker ASAP.

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 16:30 | 1984607 redpill
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It's amazing, when the shit hits the fan these guys supposedly know so little and have so little insight into their own organization.  Yet when things are hunky dory they are happy to take salaries and bonus packages far larger than anyone else in the company.

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 16:57 | 1984746 FEDbuster
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I am still looking forward to the day Corzine decides to "Budd Dwyer" himself, and given my choice of venues it would happen on "Mad Money".

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 17:00 | 1984759 gangland
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hey man nice shot

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 18:50 | 1985304 redpill
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Apparently he was served papers by an MF Global client between sessions.  Priceless!

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 14:23 | 1984064 Don Birnam
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Simply one, last, middle finger raised to Congressional decorum...Barney is evidently still quite upset over the redistricting he suffered at the hands of his fellow Democrats in the Massachusetts legislature, and he wants his ( soon to be former ) colleagues in the House to see it.

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 15:04 | 1984240 r101958
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He is on the ROAD (Retired On Active Duty) program.

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 15:12 | 1984289 DaveyJones
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"the questions pick up in complexity"...and so do the lies

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 15:37 | 1984391 UnpatrioticHoarder
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Frank's T-shirt tells us Frank doesn't have any respect for Corzine.

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 17:55 | 1985102 Pitchman
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When Corzine pops his head up, bring the mallet down.

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Thu, 12/15/2011 - 14:48 | 1984170 gangland
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this guy reminds me of hank paulson but with a beard

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 16:59 | 1984755 FEDbuster
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They both headed Goldmine Sucks, but "Stammerin" Hank stuttered much more.  The bullshit and lies are about equal.

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 16:09 | 1984523 Ruffcut
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Shit I missed it. I went to the dentist. Helleva lot more fun.

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 16:09 | 1984525 Chief KnocAHoma
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Senator Pearce is cool!

Damn these questions are getting harder!

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 15:45 | 1984426 RMolineaux
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Compliments to Tyler for a perfect piece of satire.  Just like grabbing a prickly pear!

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 14:01 | 1983927 youLilQuantFuker
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This is infinitely better than The Bold and the Beautiful.

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 14:03 | 1983936 justanothernerd
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At what point does someone just stand up and say "Okay, we've heard enough I believe -- let's go ahead and throw your ass in jail. Nice meeting everyone, I'll be in my office having a cocktail."

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 14:25 | 1984074 redpill
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Guys like Corzine don't go to jail.  Sorry.

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 17:48 | 1985063 Grinder74
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But the "scary" little guy gets reamed over by the SEC and literally driven into bankruptcy.  Way to go regulators.  Glad you wasted all that time ignoring the likes of Madoff and Corzine. 

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 18:04 | 1985130 Zero Govt
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I've had 2 friends, both owners of small businesses, harried and bankrupted by Regulators

they don't stop any big fraud, money laundering, druggies or terrorists and they don't stop any big bankruptcies... they just piss all over small businesses and shut down competition

Regulators are gangsters, above the Law (lawless) and a cancer on the free market

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 18:56 | 1985327 reinhardt
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that's about the size of it

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 19:17 | 1985390 Zero Govt
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are you watching these 6 regulatory bodies answer questions?

All "monitor" this and "report" that and shuffled paper there but they ALL FAILED

6 big fat worthless turkeys ...the same 6 (and more) turkeys that failed to prevent anything in 2008

It is Chrsitmas time so slaughter the lot of them, stuff 'em and serve them up for dinner

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 19:21 | 1985404 redpill
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They'll probably all get lifelong pensions too.

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 19:20 | 1985400 Au_Ag_CuPbCu
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I cannot f*cking believe that Martha Stewart got nailed and this guy is gonna walk.  Bullsh*t!

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 19:51 | 1985510 XitSam
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Martha Stewart went to prison for lying to a federal agent not for insider trading.  Corzine has been carefully coached to not lie and just act stupid.

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 14:03 | 1983937 GeneMarchbanks
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Mr. Corzine did you lie to us last time? Be honest OK?

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 14:03 | 1983939 williambanzai7
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Thu, 12/15/2011 - 14:08 | 1983970 willien1derland
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